/cwc/ ENGLAND vs SOUTH AFRICA #4

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Don't do it lad

lol everytime I think about Muslims all over the UK

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an hero while breaking the high score, and actually use the gas to set it on fire this time

Farming

kek

KEK

K E K

I must commit sudoku now

Based

dont care about shit threads becus i have made more than my fair share in them

>this is how mutts spend their free time

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any other wog man in?

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hearty kek

Watching american sports

Has a spin bowler ever tried spinning in circles during the run in to add some extra RPM to the ball?

Reckon it could be a gamechanger

He is such a chad

Do cricketers use cocaine

LEL

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alex hales did

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NEVER IN DOUBT

south africans deserve nothing but misery Tbh thoroughly unpleasant group of people

imagine getting out to spinners

Absolute UNIT there.

Find your own beach this is mine

wrap it up lads, I want to see the u20 wc

Bit rude mate

bad move, imagine having to be gurning while standing out in the sun for a couple of hours. No fun at all.

reckon we're the best side in the world

Absolute state of these gambling ads

I wish this upon humanoids of kerala

So true

>Moeen's last over
thank fuck

poos are the most powerful race

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Shite over from moeen

Isn't he technically burning the flag?

Human torch and Reed Richards are gay for one another in a universe

Well whats happened here then

CHECKED

He needs to chill out

cnbc.com/2019/05/29/man-sets-himself-on-fire-near-white-house.html

Not over yet lads Saf still in this

And being punished for it at the same time. Swift justice

reckon SA are not even top 5 in the world

BASED RASSIE

not if Rashid does Allah Hu Akbar

Trump wins

ref

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OH NO NO NO

>outside leg
FUCK OFF

Pooshid BTFO

Why don't Saffers use fourchannel? Some are white, i would've thought they'd know how to use computers

looks like south africa still have some runs to get without losing too many wickets in the process!!

I dont understand why the review ends there, why doesnt it follow the ball through to the wickets like it used to?

sri lanka

R A R E
A
R
E

The blackies stole them

FUCKING BASED

looks happy

watching replays of brainwashed muslim amla getting hit brings joy to my face

orange man bad?

The ball has to be pitched inline or outside off

OI U GOT A LOICESNE TO SET URSELF FIRE DO YA

why

FUCK sake this is just PATHTIC

rare get

GONE. GO ON. FUCK OFF

I had to poo quickly so I rushid

F

It's ogre

GOT HIM

gg

BASED POOFRA

because rules are fuckin retarded that's why

Rules

I know England is strong but are they really that good? RSA is completely shit

AND
THATS
THE
GAME

South Africa just lost 100% of their good batsmen

what was he thinking

russia aren't playing mate

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>mfw England are so good at batting people thought 311 was a failure for them

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DONE

Kek

can we talk about wicket keepers now?

bants

that's RUS

Cool, clinical and classy are the words that come to mind when describing this dominant English performance. They've really sent a message to the other nations that they are not here to mess about.

yikes

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Archer is good? wtf?

Quintessential Englishman

Amla is back!

why

how can /cric/ be so wrong

Republic of South Africa retardo

apparently if he didnt come back out he would have had a 10 day ban due to health reasons

wouldn't it have made more sense it South Africa didn'y get out? They could've score more runs surely?

NEED England to get their inevitable hilarious choke out of the way in the group stage tbqh

high IQ posts

Spamla to win this for Sef Efrica

APOLOGISE

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hopefully we will save it for one of the top 4 teams

looks like a goober face in the thimbnail

do you also call it the people's republic of china?

the city of africa

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is Andile Phehlukwayo related to Parking Pataweyo?

Will RSA?

based newcunts

Saffies have been RSA for a long time you can copepost all you like

It's a continent n8

FORGET TO FEED THE METER

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Yep PRC, CCPC, cheen, you name it

we're the Commonwealth of Australia by the way not Australia

Reminder that Parking Pataweyo is now an Oscar nominated actor.

Steve Buckner the indiaphobe

>/cric/ doubted BASED Chokes' innings

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Any place I can bet and get rich?

NOT a fan of this WC format

Betting is low IQ, you're being swindled

Group stage far too long imo.

What a fucking catch

Why cant he do that?

buy a lotto ticket

place a wager on user to not have sex

GOAT

HOLY FUCK

GOOSEBUMPS

Ben GOATES

*looks up tomorrow's schedule*

ahh yes, no thanks

That was very kino am not going to lie

GOAT catch

holy fuck. the fielding has been incredible the whole innings but that was out of this fucking world holy shit

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

RIGHTS FOR GAYS
OH YEAH

Saw it live. I thought I wouldn't be seeing cricket live. I start watching and that happens

When was the last time you lads played irl? I haven't played properly in like 4 years and now I feel kinda bad about it.

dat catch

RIGHTS FOR GAYS

FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

WAKA WAKA

fucks sake I went away for 2 minutes and I missed that kino catch

Grimdian ads are kino

Pakistan vs WIndies. Will sit back and enjoy

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2010 probably

keep on saying I'll join a team but I never do

I used to play when I was 10-13 when rugby wasn't on
I'm dyspraxic though so I was total dogshit, I'm a decent rugby player mind

Still have a knock with my brothers at the oval regularly. But have not played a proper game of cricket since i was in primary school ;_;

>"Why yes I am spending my free time watching third worlders in matching pyjamas play a dead format of cricket. How did you guess?"

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bucket hands back at it again

>tfw even this guy is married with kids

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t. seething wogcel

>Amla 8 after 35 overs

Boycott-esque

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the lighting in this always makes me think it's from a video game

Amla to carry the bat lads

guy on the left looks like london

>yes, I do enjoy watching third worlders compete . It gives me a great feeling that I'll never have to suffer like them. This makes me relax. BTW what gave it away?

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JUST
youtube.com/watch?v=M_nfQZPCDzw

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do it breh

show vagene

I wonder if trinibro is watching lads

why did Amla even bother to come out again?

England are going to choke later though, right? Even pookistan will probably dab on them

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Quintessential American post.

tipping another dire mutt prediction

Free legal stream for you fags
hotstar.com/sports/cricket/icc-cricket-world-cup-england-and-wales-2019/england-vs-south-africa-m190705/live-streaming/1440000679

Hmmm

Not a fan of this fat ass American

>tfw no comfy Channel 4 cricket any more
The death of free to air sports is just another in the long line of bullshit.

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So grim.

Do what I did and open a bet365 account they stream it

Football World Cup Winners
(1966)
Rugby World Cup Winners
(2003)
Cricket T20 World Cup Winners
(2010)
Tennis Grand Slam Champions
(45 times)
The Olympic Games Champions
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Golf Major Winners
(102 Times)
The Tour de France Winners
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Boxing World Champions
(Holding 5/6 Heavyweight belts 2018)
F1 World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Most Male Gold Medallists*
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Ryder Cup Winners
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World Badminton Champions
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Super Bowl Winners
(2002, 2008, 2012, 2018)
Moto GP World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Darts World Cup Champions
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)
Davis Cup Winners
(10 Times)
Ice Hockey World Cup Winners
(1936)
Most Gold’s In Different Disciplines
(Rio 2016)
The European Cup/Champions League Winners
(13 times)
The Commonwealth Games Champions
(1930, 1934, 1954, 1958, 1966, 1986, 2014)
World Rally Champions
(1995, 2001)
UFC World Championship Winners
(2016, 2017)
The Masters Champions (Golf) Winners
(1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1996, 2016)
Baseball World Cup Champions
(1938)
Indy Car World Champions
(1916, 1993, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011)
Snooker World Cup Champions
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Touring Car World Champions
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Field Hockey Gold medallists
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Dakar Rally Champions
(2017)

Shal I add Cricket World Cup to the list?

>woman commentator

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the aussies have all gone to bed

Dunno why only Americans are always considered fat, Aussies are 28 overall, we are 22

have been posting from my bed for hours now

big strong Western Australian men still in

because your fat people are mobility scooter fat

On obesity Bmi index

>tfw watching 2005 Ashes all day on Channel 4 at 17 years old

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Stop being fat

shut up paki

have you tried not being fat?

this is the difference
never seen anyone as astronomically fat as the people I saw in America quite regularly

>amla

LITERALLY how I got into cricket. I don't think this semen slurping cricket board is for me

what are they chanting?

Did the same but I was 9 haha

This. Even their mobility scooters have stretch marks.

EASY WORK

Probably because 2/3rds of the USA is considered overweight, with 1/3rd being obese. That's 200 million people. Australia has a population of like 10 million. American Samoa (or is it Tonga?) has the fattest people but they have a small town size amount of people. In short, there's a lot of Americans and they go around the world a lot, statistically they're gonna be fat.

I'll have you guys know I am 5'10 and 160 pounds, pretty normal desu

>AMLOL

got three days off
shall be watching lots of brainletbash

BASED

I'm 32 now but seems like yesterday.

best ashes of the modern era

Been a fan of Cricket since before then but that series made me love it. Went to the final day at Old Trafford in 2005. If only we'd have got the final wicket it would have been the best day out ever.

>ONLY 311 OH NO NO ENGLEL ARE FINISHED

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Invent a bunch of sports then get excited when you do kind of well at some of them...

26
watched all the tests
remember being at events and them having it on in the background with everyone watching it

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Not available in UK anyway mate.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=nDAi8N50FOk
14:55

Sure but I don't think it's going to be too different statistically for the average Aussie.

2005 ashes was the first away tour I watched

THATS UP INTO THE PEOPLE

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yes it is lmao

>Tennis Grand Slam Champions
>(45 times)
>counting doubles
lmao just lmao

No one comes close to the amount of eclectic victories.

>Ngidi is better than Amlol and Fartf

>then get excited when you do kind of well at some of them...

Well yeah, so you should get excited when you're doing well at sports.

I don't think it includes doubles but does include women though

>England are choking already
Disgusting.

So so so grim

A quick search reveals 28% Aussies are obese, 33% for us. Sure we have a bigger population but statistically the average American and Aussie are similar in weight

>he got into cricket by watching it on tv

this is how i know you were shit at cricket and never played grade

lovely jubbly

>counting pre-Open Era records
lmao just lmao

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YIKES

>be other countries
>invent sports and then play them exclusively with themselves just so they can't lose

selfish desu

C H O K E
H
O
K
E

VICTORY

INGURLAND
INGURLAND
INGURLAND

PLEASE play afl

GINGED
I
N
G
E
D

>Sweet home Alabama
BASED

USA has the third highest average weight in the world
Australia is sixth

there's a 6 kg difference between them

dominant

there's only one match per day yeah?

>be aussie
>get into cricket because there's nothing to do in Australia other than play cricket and dodge spiders

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>didn't even get close to our 'subpar' total

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ITS CAMIN HOME

BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES BUM STROKES

Ben GOATES on a hattrick for next game

is it dare i say coming home

>be me
>get into cricket because my father and uncle played for australia

Official laugh at Sebbo thread

planning on being very smug up until the point we lose, at which point I will pretend that I expected it all along

Yes, 6 kg is not a lot

>only winning by 104 runs
L m a o Engpakis having to use Paddies and Bananawogs and Poowogs to win their matches.

You all doubted us now you will have to accept it don't doubt us again or you will suffer next time

>IT'S COMING HOME
based

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GOAT

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>playing deanoball songs

CRINGE

it is quite a bit actually and the fact that you think otherwise says it all really

BASED ENGLAND
FUCK KIWI NONCES
FUCK BULGARIA
FUCKIN AVE IT MY SONS

It's coming home meme starts again

NEW

>whining about England
>Union Flag

Bitter irrelevant nation detected

Based Hungary.

>anime
>american flag

salty becus they didnt get a invite

>putting the England football team anywhere near a sporting success compilation

Cricket isn't relevant enough for that

>be 1999
>no internet so have no idea how fucking fat the average american is.
>majority of our company's shares are bought by an american company
>principles from america come next month
>see two amerifats for the first time
>never in my wildest fucking imagination i thought humans could get this fat
>literally one of them could not get into our meeting room because he was too fucking wide

Thought you hated ODIs

4th place master race

>being this miserable

IT'S COMING HOME LADS!

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Sad stuff

>englel getting carried away after just scraping a win against lel africa

lmao dont you bongshitters learn from every football world cup

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youtube.com/watch?v=7ouZ2T3guFw
based americans

we can see your flag

Homophobes BTFO

Absolute belter of a post.

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Redpill me on Nasser Hussein

>2 KB, 125x67

Aussie internet everyone lmao.

take a good long look at yourself
no one else wants to

I don’t really consider the World Cup one day internationals

>just scraping

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he's a mutt

That's just Josh Reynolds. A tranny-loving fat NEET from Wollongong.

Closet homosexual
Best English commentator

>anally flustered because you were dumb enough to open it before reading the dimensions

lmao the state of you dumb cunt

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>1997
>friendly International tournament

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you are unforgettable

fucking howling

...

Why did the nonces of the FA remove the red kits for England? Give us fucking red away kits again.

Interesting, I thought he was a convert. He doesn't look mixed.

Blown the fuck out

things are not looking up for this flag I can tell you that

/rug/ later this year is going to be even worse

half indians barely look it

didn't realise one of my best mates was a halfie till I met his mum for the first time four years into the friendship

I want watch cricket world cup anyone can post a souce ?

Bet Chris Morris is better than Amla with the bat

Why would a white man stay in South Africa? If I was a Boer I'd just go back.

it's done for the day mate. come back tomorrow

South Africa will do better than Australia in rugby at least lmao

IM SO SORRY. Feel like you haven’t played enough ODI cricket in recent years and you’ve got left behind , could be wrong though

how have you not been murdered by niggers yet?

It's over mate. Come back tomorrow.

Do you think the South Africans watching screamed 'FACKEN PRAWNS' when they saw the sandwiches?

Yeah I think Indians have some facial features just darker hair and skin

/r/cricketstreams
read carefully to work it out

Pakistan v West Indies tips lads?
Any amir show on the cards?

When are you fleeing?

no

There's only a single match a day. So come back tomorrow.

wouldn't expect so

Reckon it's gonna be a 350 game, both have good batting and bad vowling

Such based stories.

Comfortable Windies victory is what I think

All done for today m8. Come back tomorrow.

thats the match the world cup needed to open

Both have great batting but dire bowling. I say West Indies though.

Russell show on the cards

Paki bowling was great in champions trophy with the same players, reckon they can go far if they bowl well

>Ben Stokes: The catch against Australia gave me more pleasure

May I remind you it's almost 2020?

based world cup tourists

Windies desu

Former English captain , descendant of Indian slaves that angrez took back home àlá Freddie Mercury

I think whoever bats first tomorrow will definitely win, stick loads of money on whoever bats first, both good at batting on pancakes but terrible mentally so will fold against a good score

He lives in Durban, the abode of brown Aryans. They protect him

windies no doubt about it

>U R LE CRIGGEG GASUAL BECUZ U KNOW WAT IS LE GOING ON IN LE SOUTH AFRICA XD XD

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interesting how he becomes so upset after his newness is pointed out

They were dire against England and only came close to winning some games because England's bowling is even worse.

dire post that

Hambulgaria

Any relevant matches today?

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Kek

i work in security, will leave later
cant raise kids here

>Shal I add Cricket World Cup to the list?
Not until you've added the road cycling, track cycling, yachting, rowing, equestrian and triathlon trophies we've had.

>Darts World Cup Champions
made me chuckle
kek

I don't get it.

indians seething over colonial rule again

Yeah it already happened m8

They're condom brands

duly noted

kohinoor is a diamond from india in the crown

That crown isn't worn anymore though.

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so true

I know that

Kohinoor is also a condom brand here

so true

doesn't matter she still owns it

Does the average English person know the names of English cricketers? I'm curious.

oh I get the joke now

Hehehe

so true

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Love the england cricket team
Hate the royal family
Simple as

come to australia m8

9gag: Barney stintson
Reddit: Sheldon copper
Yea Forums: George constanza

>Hate the royal family
Why? The Royal Family save the UK tax payer £3.50 per year. Each. They make more money than they cost due to tourism. The Royal Wedding made the UK billions.

webm of ben chodes catch pls

he is, newcunt

Daylight come and me wan go home

'ate himym
'ate bbt
love me seinfeld

banger

How do I join the English royal family?

calm down, virgin.

people probably know root and buttler
past that struggling

>he didn't deny it

is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1558814264796.webm

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>The Royal Family save the UK tax payer £3.50 per year.
bizarre assertion

This is Pozz Gaynolds

stokes is famous after gay bashing innit?

yeah, good shout

fuck up josh

So true

absolute state of this seething newcunt fresh off the boat from reddit with his reaction images and webms

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> Hamza khan Teara yaar
>Hamza khan Teara yaar13 hours ago
>This story is same like pm imran Khan ... Pakistani pm ....real story
>Reply 14
Our Western neighbors worship imran Khan like they worship the prophet

Feel sorry for South African cricket lads
Worst thing about quota system bullshit is that it seems to be a motivation and spirit sapper in both cricket and rugby , feels like South Africa don’t even believe they can be good again . As soon as you start picking players based on politics it no longer feels like a sporting contest really, so what’s the point

hotstar.com/sports/cricket/icc-cricket-world-cup-england-and-wales-2019/england-vs-south-africa-m190705/match-clips/stokes-pulls-off-peach-of-a-catch/2002005494

>posting on image board
>not using reaction images

freshies gonna fresh

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>so what’s the point
think it's something to do with avoiding civil war

Just feel like as soon you get start getting beat down with a quota system in place, it’s gong to take an incredibly level of defiance to lift yourself up from that , to not just feel totally demoralised and sink even further and succumb to hopeless fatalism, political quota systems are awful for sport psychology

ah yes the impending civil war of 2019

racial quotas wasn't what did it mate it was mandela

what gets me is that there was clear evidence that the grassroots system was working

we went
>20th century: no darkies
>00s: ntini
>10s: rabada, bavuma, phulewenko, ngidi, peidt

it was working but it wasn't working fast enough for them so they just fucked it all

Really depressing stuff

Underlying issue with these quota systems is that players subconsciously start questioning whether or not winning is the main aim of all of it, worse yet if it’s even desirable. Literally just completely saps players motivation

Can anybody stop >us?

Just woke up. How much did poongland lose by

maybe. Can’t get too clear a picture yet. Have to watch many more group games on a variety of pitches

Their playing dhols and crackers outside. Did India win?

This isn't a sport. Fucking boring

alright deano

> pissing it down with rain in late may
So done with this cricket illiterate ‘’’country’’’

cringe

Just kill me now.
Another four years gone.

deano my son

Movie idea: cricket version of air bud, can call it leg spin bud. A golden lab who bowls the sickest leggies

Shut up wog

Movie idea: Mexican cartel rival gang gay romance

*inter rival gang

Ur mum wasn't a sport last nite

deanos are esentially our wogs except they’re white and of British stock

Think labradors are just incapable of bowling spin

Epic IND v PAK and AUS v ENG semis: ENG to beat IND in the final.
Screen cap this.

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Bit speciesist mate

Used to play on weekends with the lads from the gully. Now most are married, getting fat and are busy with things. I'm the only one who still wants to play and takes initiative but it's no use.

In 2009.....

ELITE post, fat fucking americans CANNOT recover

G'day lads.

a full strength jofra archer

Alright mate

absolute HOWLING at the HORDES of Southern Hemisphere nonces who jumped the gun on jofra archer and called him Tim Southee tier

jofra archer x George garton will be the greatest fast bowling partnership in long living memory

damn, some cricket loving cuties there.
i want one

reminder any brainletbash World Cup prediction is mere childsplay for any certain man ITT who has watched mo asif at George’s at least 10 times

Whoever bats first tomorrow will win, Pakistan vs West Indies rests at the toss of a coin

INGERRLAND

Juts finished watching a South Indian movie. Ask me literally anything

Like 2003 properly speaking

I agree. Glad it gets monged by footy

now THIS is a movie idea

Please don't make a thread ever again

literally me if the yanks go to war with Iran

Is there any cricketer more based than stokes?
Single handedly beat up bunch of faggots and got off without anything.

Who's gonna be the next Prime minister

why is the south african team full of pakis

also why do people think stokes catching that ball is impressive

Mate

I unironically don’t see how life is worth living if I’m going to have to toil incessantly for the next 50 years. With school holidays you always had those massive holiday gaps to look forward to , but I honestly don’t think I can cope with incessant every day toil , just seems with incessant toil there is literally nothing to look forward to

become a teacher then, duh

He's an English teacher

own land in south africa

Children are literally certified brainlets

It's not so bad when you have a job with prospects where you can set yourself goals of getting promoted or getting a bonus or something. I know the job market is shit so those jobs aren't easy to get but keep trying and remember it's not your fault that your potential is being wasted, everyone is struggling under this awful capitalist system.

Shit Lanka gonna be banished to the shadow realm tomorrow lads

I don’t even know what all these mystical made-up office jobs even are, a job jobby job , I think any meeting with toilberg would just make me die with cringe , I’m simply not cut out for a jobby Job job nvironment

literally basically all jobs are just so pointless

Reckon hand jobs and blow jobs are pretty sweet

New Zealand has 4 shitskin teams in a row

Basically
Even though people are the most productive they've ever been we just don't need as much work done as before. Which means meme jobs paying less than your parents.

a full strength bed

So True. Need Archer to take seven wickets against england in a World Cup match before he can even be mentioned in the same breath as Timmy.

A full strength probe team

a full strength lunchtime shit

No one does any work the Friday before a long weekend. Might as well book it out of the office at 2pm.

Ok lazy cunt

The generation that watched that series is the last generation full of cricket watchers in England, absolutely kino series

Hello, where is the cricket discussion.

Fuck off.

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Shan't be posting in that anime shitter thread

GOTTEM

This is still the thread

based groomer rustling pee and poo spotted underwear boomers with japanese cartoon girls in the OP
You shouldn't be here anyway gramps, go and wipe your ass

Lmao pookis are bashing Malala on FB comments

Good Morning

lmaoing @ your cricket team, your country and ultimately your life

Based and redpilled

not my country mate

Not so good for you though is it HAHAHA

never was really.

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Not since 95 ay?
Tough break lad

lol did the government give your land and wife to nignogs

Be more respectful when addressing white posters.

absolutely based

Good thing my folks are loaded and I'm pretty well off myself. Have around £100k liquid cash plus other bits and bobs. So, I won't have to work if I don't want to. Not that I can... health problems. So, what I'm saying is, you could be fucking loaded but you get fucked. So the meme of 'you got your health' isn't a meme. Just be glad you're not ill and have been stuck in bed for 10 years, barely able to walk. Good thing I'm not overweight or I'd top myself.

Anyway, back to cricket. I think today could be going for record scores here. Both Pakistan and West Indies have great batters but not that great bowlers. One of the toughest matches to call because Pakistan could bowl better against them than they did against England and I don't think the bowling quality will be as low as New Zealand's when they played W.I. I dunno though. I wouldn't want to bet.

'ate Pakis
'ate 'indus
'ate septics
'ate blow-ins
'ate spin
love bouncers
love Anglos
love cricket
Simple really.

jofra archer on neo Joel garner watch

>Im a disabled millionaire
sure thing professor xavier

reminder to bet your life savings on the toss winners

based

Looking for a golden Labrador that can produce leg spin if you guys know any

Pretty weak stuff 2bh mate

Might film it on lawncunts backyard if he can curate some turn

a full strength New Zealand

Wish I could get a arranged marriage tbqh

Kino

Mohamed Shami is garbage

>loses land
>cant lose virginity
Oh nonono

speak to me when you can wash an apple with water from the tap and eat it without pooing everywhere

a full strength breakfast

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Agreed
Le workhorse man

>that dirty pavement

what a shithole

so true

Worst of all literally nowhere here(pub, restaurant etc ) is broadcasting the cricket World Cup absolute state of this country

He has an average speed of 87mph (wish we'd do fucking kmph since we're fucking metric, but whatever, fucking nonces uses imperial still, die boomers/zoomers) which is good. Don't think you're realising how good that average is. I dunno what Shoaib Akhtar's average was, but it must be around there.

I like you, why don’t you post here more often considering your disabled and bed ridden

a full strength ginger tea

a full strength New Zealand IPA

Cant help but feel the full strength meme has run its course.

My dear bros

I dunno if that is genuine or not. But mainly because I used to follow cricket as a teen but then stopped for various reasons. Only just got back into it and following shit. Also because it's something to do. I mean I can walk and shit and go out, just painful. Like, I've not gone to sleep again tonight because of the pain, so been online talking about whatever to take my mind off while painkillers work.

So, that's why I'm in /cric/. Something to talk about and I can load up articles to get back up to speed. I'm really out of touch in general.

/blog

Get the fuck in here lads

a full strength meme

Have a bong and watch cricket with the lads lad

we're in here lad

>weeb thread
Yeah nah.