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poor kid
not even a day old and already subhuman

true lifelong

>labour
>red
>scouser

>Liverpool fans are having sex and making children why Yea Forums is trying to make fun of their Reddit posts

>38 hours
just squeeze it out lmao

>being born a loser
life is really not fair

Born in the same place desu

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based

Social media was a mistake

what is harder, pushing through a cunt or pushing through a fence ?

holy shit

This but seriously.

looks like kieran trippier desu

Fuck sake lol

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Why do people do this to their children and then put this personal crap on facebook

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>Liverpool fans are having sex and making children
this is horrifying

>38 hours
Why are women so useless, lads?

based muhammad ali la akbar

>the birth of tom

Based

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absolutely legend post
please sticky mods

Based

there is still good humour left in alala land

>My son is born!!! I must put him in a Liverpool kit IMMEDIATELY!!!!

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based arab

i'm sorry

pregnant, you say?

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7-1

Explain?

He's implying Le Froge is a refugee

>4 - 0
Good prediction, kid.

>38 hour labour
Big-brain LFC fans do struggle to fit their massive crania through the birth canal unfortunately.

checked and bet my student loan

based sheikh

pushing through a cunt (birth)
pushing through a fence (the liverpool 96 deaths when people started pushing forward and squashed scoosers on a fence)

based

The thought of an Arab saying the word cunt puts my sides in orbit

Scousers lay eggs m8

>38 hour labour
this is nothing. they make it sound like a struggle but theyre counting from the moment water bursts until baby born. there is honestly LOTS of time in this were she just watched tv and probably slept.
that number means nothing. she was probably pushing for about 20 minutes at best

women are liars

He's probably a Brit out there working for BAE or something.

have sex

it's a funny word generally. most brit tv shows would be canceled if they didn't use it regularly

>someone with a job
>on sp

how do you think I know my statement is true?

>liverpool fan
>minus-thirty seven (-37) hours old
>already trapped in a paddock

Isnt this due to them needing to wait for the time of contraction intervals to reach 5 or less minutes? I can actually see what you're saying, why do people act like they sitting there pushing forever.

>Social media was a mistake
>Posted on a social media website
truly powerful

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nah the pussy wall needs a 10cm gap. it all happens naturally and they dont even feel a thing.
labour is a cakewalk

>le fetal alcohol syndrome face

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put Messi in the screencap

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>96

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you're alright abdulsalam bin faggoti

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This is so top tier I had to think on this for a lil while

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Any child who has a nickname as a name should be shot.

nice

This is the best post on Yea Forums in weeks

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BASED

!!!!!!!!

you're alright mohammed

more like 7-11, where he works

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how the fuck is this garbage funny