£500b takeover

You have been given £500m to take over and invest in a football club and turn them into a major force in Europe, but there's a catch!

They can be from any league, but can't have won ANY trophies within the last 5 years. Which club are you buying?

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AC Milan

Wrexham for a laugh

1. FC Köln

Grenoble Foot 38

>$500b
>$500m
Make up your mind, man.
But for real, Crystal Palace.

Rebellion Racing

Supercoppa Italiana 2016
2.Bundesliga 2019

Williams Racing

Blyth Spartans
Will build a huge stadium, sign loads of washed up memesters and give free tickets for anyone who uses the password Shaw.

Liverpool

Hajduk Split

unironically newcastle

>big stadium
>recognizable team with history
>fans outside of england
>good coach that just needs backing

It's a no brainer.

>fans outside england

They won the Championship in 2017

Haha cmon they must've won a trophy in the last 5 years

Right? Like at least carabao or some meme tournament. Liverpool are a big club surely they've won a big trophy in the last half a decade

FC Leuk-Susten

I don't think you are aware of how low they have fallen

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ah you're right

C.R. Vasco da Gama

Everton, imagine the memes if they won the league before Liverpool

>Buy a cheap ass club
>Put the change on a horse
>???????

Torino

>horse gets punched

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probably Leeds, would do Hertha Berlin but 50+1 wouldn't make it feasible

>tfw never won a trophy
feels bad, man

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Bournemouth or Southampton

L M A O

Better get the deal through before Saturday la

Bielsa FC

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RB Leipzig. Keep Redbull as the sponsor but buy off rights and crest from Lokomotiv Leipzig. If the 50+1 rule would fuck that up, it would have to be NK Slovan. Would invest into railway to have trains for matchdays, renovate the stadium, keep it relatively small for good atmosphere and buy only slovenians from foreign leagues and players from neighbouring leagues, to keep the league strong too.

Millwall.

The scenes if Millwall became a team that actually competed and had a continuous streak in the prem.

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this
True Torino derby

An escorts service would be a more dignified sponsor.

kek

My sides

this tbf

Real Betis unironically

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MAKE FRANK GREAT AGAIN

>96
Oh fuck oh no no no no

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Top kek

LMP1 privateers, every year

whatever club it is I will use most of the money to start a girls orphanage and raise a harem

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Actually pretty based. Every retirement home in England would support you.

this is why i don't trust any men who choose to work with kids.

The entire MLS and possible even buy out the shanty town state of the USSF and reformat the entire fucking thing because jesus how fucking gay our league is trying to follow the meme 'American' way of sports with drafts and playoffs.

Should that fail, probably Torino or Deportivo de La Coruña

Fuck it. Give me leeds or milwall.

I want to encourage shitty behavior and make a team everyone hates so Yea Forums has a quality team to support.

Sign a bunch of charlie adam like cunts and injure the other team

Based.

This is also a correct answer and would also fund this.

Swansea

£500m or £500b?