It's official!

Higuian is gay!

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why are you not?

Nah, it's just a European thing, you don't understand

Like all football fans

Well, he is technically french

th.. that's not lasagna

what's wrong with that?

>not having to deal with a hormonal woman every 3-4 weeks
>watch sports and action movies all the time
>eat normal food and not have to suffer though fad female diets
>not have to wads of hair out of shower and drains all the time
>don't have to suffer trying to sleep in a hot ass room because your GF or wife is cold
>get your ass fucked regularly

Being gay sounds pretty good.

He’s trying to eat him not kiss him.

honestly if you have a male friend and you don't makeout with him you're kinda gay

Being hetero is stupid, being gay is gay.
Being bi is the proper way to life.

nothing wrong with that desu

Proofs that their falling out was just mind games
Higuiz is unbreakable

Based

he aint gay

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mirin the physique

it's just a italian thing la

So?

Nothing wrong with being gay. My femboy bf and I have happily been dating for 6 months now.

>not have to wads of hair out of shower and drains all the time

haha i sure am glad i'm not seeing anyone and have to deal with this. can you imagine?

>he doesn't kiss his friends in the cheek

What a gay.

Higuain | Welcome to Wealdstone Raiders 2019 | #RESPECT#

Being bi is also gay

>PMS is a meme, some women have barely any changes, while others have a lot, but if they care about you they will try to be reasonable if they are hormonal
>believe it or not, many women watch sports and it can be a fun thing to do with them
>patrician men like thick women who eat normal food. There is nothing better than sharing a pizza with your thick gf. George Constanza realized the ultimate combination of food and sex
>if you’re not a hairlet, you should also find hair in your drains from your own head
>again, get a thick girl, not having a twig gf helps with them not being cold all the time, so does a good diet
>pegging exists, I’d much rather be dominated by my thick gf than some dude

Having a thick gf >>>>> being gay

there's nothing wrong about kissing your brazilian friend
I do it too

based, fuck women

Im dead serious here when i say this but things like this are not gay.
If youre so confident in your hetero sexuality you can do it without getting Turned on. If you dont get Turned on and dont feel sexual Tension when youre halfnaked with you bros in a Bath tub... youre not gay.
For example I was drinking with my bros from my soccer team this sunday. I cant remember the Details because i was drunk at that point, but a teammate put his hands in my sweat pants & underwear and he grabbed my dick for 5 seconds or so and you know what? I felt nothing.. no tingling or sexual feeling etc. Matter of fact he noticed my pubes and I offered him to feel for a second Time which he did and again... I felt no sexual energy... my dick didnt get hard and even now as i write it and think back i only get very little aroused (Fantasy is always different from reality)
Hope you get the point.

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>Being this much in denial

You’re obviously gay

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Does cordially kissing your frind in the cheek (close enough) after a victory mean you're gay? If so than you can call me gay
but if it doesn't, then you can still call me gay because I enjoy having sex with men

lel

in awe

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>haha being gay would be great if gay men all acted like straight

Shame they act like complete faggots in real life

>thick
>normal food
>good diet
why do fat people live in fantasy land about the "normalcy" and "naturalness" of their unhealthy eating habits

what is this body type called?

dadbod