Is there a nation more pathetic then the UK

>Golf

Lmao who cares about a sport for old people that are too lazy to walk or carry their own gear

t. No taste lowclass pleb

Go eat macaco fernandiño

>only posh people play it and they are outskilled by some natives from oceania
to be fair, we should all be grateful that those goliaths only care about one sport. they’d dominate all of them if they cared

Is there a nation more pathetic than Brazil? A country with no sporting history outside of football and one of the worst olympic records for its population, having less gold medals than Ukraine does in 6?
The second 'sport' is F1 - first ever winner of the Brazilian GP was an Argie, no Brazilian has won their GP in 26 years, and no Brazilian has even won a race in 10 years
No to mention they:
>lost two world cups at home in humiliating fashion, one to a team 1/50th their size and the other 7-1

New Zealand is more relevant than Brazil.

They were pretty good at piracy tho

Nz is the based country

>calls England pathetic
>in English
top kek, you're going to feel so embarrassed when the concept of irony reaches Brazil in approximately 50 years time

SOUPA DE MACACO

>>gets outclassed by poor pakis and pahjeets, no one in england cares anymore about it
hmm but they don't the white man is firmly on top in cricket

We suck at them now. But back then we were good.

Brazil is a lot more relevant than NZ, albeit for all the wrong reasons

kek

>gets outclassed by poor pakis and pahjeets, no one in england cares anymore about it
Get some education you fucking monkey

top lel

Only non-whites in England cricket team are Jofra, Rashid, Ali and Morgan.

>>gets outclassed by poor pakis and pahjeets, no one in england cares anymore about it
What did he mean by this?

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>be brazil
>only thing they're any good at or notable for is football
>not even very good at it any more

UMA

>it's a brit says we literally inented everything episode

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What you gonna do about it little French boi?

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Is there a nation more pathetic than Brazil

>invents fuck all
>excels at it

incredible how quickly centuries of human evolution was undone after settlement of brazil

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UK is the most beneficial nation to mankind in all of human history, closely followed by england

you're welcome

Is this a thing that every Latin American thinks about British people?

Hey now don't forget those great Brazilian philosophers and scientists like...uh...

You raise a good point about the treble. Can't think of another nation capable of at least CHALLENGING (semis) for all three.

>England - Football, Rugby, Cricket
>Australia - Rugby, Cricket
>France - Football, Rugby
>New Zealand - Rugby, Cricket
>South Africa - Rugby, Cricket
>Brazil - Football
>Germany - Football
>India - Cricket
>Ireland - Rugby
>Italy - Football
>Spain - Football
>Canada - n/a
>China - n/a
>Japan - n/a
>Russia - n/a
>USA - n/a

We're not GOAT, but we're the true Jack of all trades

If you invent a sport do you necessarily have to be the best at it?
All these sports were invented 100+ years ago; the world has had plenty of time to catch up

everyone in the world speaks english because of american cultural homogeny, not england

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missed where he mentioned the english language there mate maybe you could enlighten me there ta

hegemony, you useless bellend.

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and america started out as a british colony dummy

We invented the USA though.

homogeny?
sounds a bit gay lad

>invents your country

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He's right about sports, tho.
Association Football: UK
Cricket: UK
Baseball: UK
Rugby(Both Versions: UK
Basketball: UK (Canada was a British colony)
Hockey: UK
Ice Hockey: UK (and even if Canada goes 'no you didn't, it was done in the colony of Canada but that makes it ours now' it was actually first played in London)
Thoroughbred Horse Racing: UK
Modern Olympics: UK
Tennis: UK
Tiddlywinks: UK
There's more but I can't remember. As for non-sports stuff, yes, the UK is the greatest inventor of all time, followed closely by France.

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The do dominate Snooker and Darts

UK invented canada, australia, etc. america invented itself, like the universe :-)

>>imagine being this obsessed
who are you quoting?

lmao the sheer ignorance and delusion

>is murder an sport?

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Football World Cup Winners
(1966)
Rugby World Cup Winners
(2003)
Cricket World Cup Winners
(2010)
Tennis Grand Slam Champions
(45 times)
The Olympic Games Champions
(1908)
Golf Major Winners
(102 Times)
The Tour de France Winners
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018)
Boxing World Champions
(Holding 5/6 Heavyweight belts 2018)
F1 World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Most Male Gold Medallists*
(Rio 2016)
Ryder Cup Winners
(1929, 1933, 1957)
World Badminton Champions
(1980, 1983, 2006)
Super Bowl Winners
(2002, 2008, 2012, 2018)
Moto GP World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Darts World Cup Champions
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)
Davis Cup Winners
(10 Times)
Ice Hockey World Cup Winners
(1936)
Most Gold’s In Different Disciplines
(Rio 2016)
The European Cup/Champions League Winners
(13 times)
The Commonwealth Games Champions
(1930, 1934, 1954, 1958, 1966, 1986, 2014)
World Rally Champions
(1995, 2001)
UFC World Championship Winners
(2016, 2017)
The Masters Champions (Golf) Winners
(1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1996, 2016)
Baseball World Cup Champions
(1938)
Indy Car World Champions
(1916, 1993, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011)
Snooker World Cup Champions
(1979, 1980, 1981, 1983, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1996)
Touring Car World Champions
(2005, 2006, 2007, 2012)
Squash World Champions
(2010, 2011, 2013)
World Table Tennis Champions
(12 times)
Karate World Champions
(24 times)
Judo World Champions
(16 times)
Taekwondo World Champions
(2001, 2011, 2015, 2017)
Field Hockey Gold medallists
(1988, 2016)
Dakar Rally Champions
(2017)

>beautiful cultural achievements
civilized by romans, stupid fuck

>96
>Is murder a sport?
Ironic

Hello Joao
remember England deserves respect for bringing the first nigger in formula one

I'm sorry, but what? What ignorance and delusion is there? All of that is fucking facts, mate.

english were never under roman rule m8, you're thinking of the welsh

The British Empire is the closest anyone has gotten to a domination victory in history

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Britain

What is the most significant sporting trophy no Englishman has ever won, or been part of a winning team for, that they would actually be eligible to compete for?

Superb owl

yes keep telling yourself that

english are from germany, those people got pushed out to wales by the germanics

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Wrong, the Superbowl isn't significant at all.

There are no American troops in the UK. Unless you think paying us to station some USAF desk pilots are troops, which you probably do. There are also no American bases or troops in Austria, Finland, Sweden, Uruguay, Argentina, Chile, Paraguay, Cuba, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Nepal, Madagascar, Belzie, French Guiana, South Africa, Russia or Belarus.

About 5 Englishmen have won it

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>homogeny

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>thinking wars are fought and states occupied solely with machine guns in 2019

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>america invented itself, like the universe
heat death soon

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still more global control than your empire at its peak. still more cultural relevance than any country in history. still the greatest military power the world has ever seen. and now you just sit on an anime website and reminisce on a time you weren’t alive for, a time where you weren’t just a small cuck island. cheerio m8

Olympic Gold medal winners in every male discipline
Boxing champions across the weight catergories
Probably good at UFC too but no one watches that
World Rally champions
Le Mans winners
F1 champions
Most legitimate Champions Leagues
Multiple worlds strongest man winners
Winners of various cycling grand tours
Rugby world cup winners
Ashes winners
Rugby league club world cup winners
Tennis grand slam winners
Golf dominators
About to win the cricket world cup

I'm struggling to think of something we haven't won. We've even won things like ice hockey championships against fucking Canada. I turned on Eurosport the other month and there's some British bloke called Dave Riding, from a place where there are only small hills, dominating the vast majority of skiers from places like Austria, Switzerland, Germany, Norway, the USA. You know, places with actual ski slopes? How do we do that? Jenson Button just won a Japanese sports car championship. I know nothing about the NFL or NBA but I do know that if we were bothered about it we'd be really good at that, too.

american hegemony lasted all of 70 years and was characterised by monulmental failures at empire building in south east asia, the middle east and south america before completely fading away yet

Those aren't troops, though. Renting something off us whilst it is still full of British personnel isn't an "empire", it's paying rent.

>still more global control than your empire at its peak.
I must have missed the time where we fraudulently claimed to control countries that we didn't, and then paid billions of dollars to park some fat negro in a USAF uniform there.

The difference is you turn up with dollars and McDonalds and Marlboros and get kicked out by rice farmers. We turned up with civilisation, which is why you've been able to learn English as a second language after Spanish and make the dogshit post you just did.

Cant come soon enough only 50bn years to go

By your standards Grug and Ug invented baseball the first time they swung a stick

the culture empire gets stronger by the day. shit didn’t you fags start celebrating halloween lmao

>the greatest military power the world has ever seen
2nd greatest after Vietnam

No field hockey m8 although we have a gold medal in women's Olympics

>jewish money spreads hollywood abroad
>this is culture

halloween is irish you absolute mong

Ah yes the noble American tradition of Halloween, I'm so glad you invented Christmas and Easter too

they dressed up like superheroes and passed out candy?

cope

a lot of good that did you, now you’re a laughing stock that has faded into obscurity

Ahhh here's the sp I remember - it's like I never left

>America isn't fading into obscurity

can't even get a coup off in Venuzuela anymore

oh wow yeh this whole thread is cringe

You’re are the absolute last country to talk about relevancy. At least use a german proxy or something. Can’t take you serious with that cuck stamp on your flag

If you have to maintain a military presence, do you really have any actual power in the country?

not putting myself out as the third rome though am I

Is that why every single day there's a thread about the UK on every board on Yea Forums?

But Australia doesn't care or try to be relevant. We do. And we're bad at it

>loses to rice farmers

Rent free, nerd.

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If you only have memories of relevancy, do any of your arguments hold up? What is power if it’s not lasting?

British Empire had far more global control than the US, they had direct influence literally all over the world and could send other empires into disarray by looking at them. US has yet to achieve this and probably never will.

its nice you care

in my country, we dont think about your country

>homogeny

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lmao, how can one man be so deluded, the so called pax britannica where britain doesn't control shit.

>still the greatest military power the world has ever seen

lmfao

>0 ODI WC
Kek

cope

953 not out is a good score.

please explain how the US is the greatest military power the world has ever seen

Definitenly Brazil

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Of course not ayylmao
Only Argentinians and uruguayans believe on the pirate meme in Latin America.

...they send their own soldiers to fight their wars. And actually boast about it. Absolutely clueless.

no

are you serious you fucking retard?

Don't think so, behenchod

Macedon was the greatest military power the world has seen factoring for power creep

Pretty sure that was the Roman Empire

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*siiiiiiiiiiip* yep thats
>nostalgia for a japanese image board

im asking HIM to explain that that statement that HE made

you fucking morons

>implying russia isn't indocrinating your country as we post

you don't need to ask, it's just obvious.

Were all here for you baby, you'll get over whoever hurt you in time

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You have to give these Brazil posters credit. They have been gunning hard for these (you)s lately and you dopes are always happy to oblige.

HOWLING

Why does Yea Forums keep providing (You)s to obviously terrible posts.

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So great of an empire we had to liberate you from Nazi occupation.

Trump is un cucking us while your union is falling apart

Enjoy being forever remembered as inferior to the British.

Trump is un cucking you lmao? Are you seriously this fucking retarded? He has barely delivered on any of his policies and is going to start another unjustified war just to remain in office because he is a shit fucking leader. Your country is getting less white by the minute so fuck off with that un cucking shit you retarded amerimutt.

>Liberate you from Nazi occupation

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Because they are british lmao

U forget us
>Argentina - Football (2world cups) Rugby (1 soon)

The only white part of your country is Scotland and they will leave after Brexit. Only thing your country is famous for is queen and soccer. Your players are foreigners and the queen is just a glorified Kim Kardashian

>Jhonny Walker

Why do we tolerate Americans? If we all teamed up we could just genocide them

Your country is just diet USA

Don’t ever reply to one of my posts again you fat fuck.

Have fun having no original culture

Your culture is being wiped out by the niggers and spics who are replacing you. You’re going to be a minority in your own country in your lifetime.

The rest of the world is already in the process of doing that

Americans have been a minority here since Anglomutts showed up and created USA

>homogeny
You had one job.

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You have Justin Trudeau. You lose.

Wot

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He has a lower approval rating than Trump, he’s gone in a few months. You, on the other hand, are fucked when Democrats get back into office. You’ll be replaced even faster

Trump will win again due to good economy.

Guess they don't teach history in Italy. Not surprised because you got beaten so ba dby us in ww2 you switched sides.

baseball is derived from griget

you just can't be this dumb
then I look at your flag and everything makes sense

No substance to your arguement

now thats a Freudian slip

That's the flag of Ireland. No wonder why americans are dumb, the fat and calories from McDonalds must go directly into their brains substituting brain cells

>newfags are completely flabbergasted by the ireland=italy maymay

could be that my fellow mutt was being stupid, but you guys clearly aren't allowed in the sekrit club

>may may

>we
You are a worthless wanker troll and you did not invent anything ever of value

i think it's just that most people on Yea Forums realize that americans are by far the dumbest posters here. i wouldnt put it past an american to unironically not be able to tell whos flag is who's

England is whiter than 99% of the US you whiny amerimutt, and the funny thing is pic related is classed as white in your pathetic country, so by eu standards your country is probably less than 50% white.

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About as white as this

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I'm white

Stay fucking mad faggot. We're going to win the UNL. Cricket world cup and women's world cup, probably pick up the rugby world cup for good measure.

Brazil are good at one thing now and that's being a street rat

>hating on based rowan
lose weight

Evening, lads. Mind posting the webm of the Stokes catch so I can share it with my friends over in /hoc/? I think it would really get them to watch the sport.

Everyone speaks English because its the language of the internet. Not whatever retarded shit you were trying to say.

LOL have fun functioning as a country when you don't have Scottish oil to loot from

anglos trully are pathetic though

T. Mohammad

seething mutt

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>seething Mohammad

>y-y-you too

>america proves yet again how shit is its taste
He is based

And yet you say that in our language

in an ugly language that's for sure.

75 year anniversary of D Day soon. Whole world will remember that the Germans did a better job defending France than the French did.

Based.

seething

English players used to be world class but everyone knows they've been steadily going downhill for some time. Sad. Especially sad if you look at how much money their clubs have and could invest in youth.

No arguements. Kinda like you had no successful defense in ww2

keep seething mutt

>dat projection

>y-y-you're projecting, i'm totally not seething.

good old days when americans were good at war

>y-y-you’re seething im totally not projecting

>whining about Anglos at 2am.on the internet
>not seething

burning

Burning

>no Brazilian has won their GP in 26 years
Didn't Massa win it when Hamiliton won his first world title?

nice parroting, you must be a chink after all.

nice parroting, you must be a chink after all

i am an american and i fuck goats like my ancestors

that would be rome, where half of our vocabulary (among other things) come from

GOTTEM

Thumbs up to this proud American

pump it up for this based cowboy

That might as well be your motto

English is just an other flavour of french creole

>l-l-lose weight!
>m-mutt!

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>get raped by rome
>become german colony
>become french colony
we kind of suck if you think about it

UK = based
anyone who doesn't agree = cringe

UK won't exist after Brexit

Based, fuck these Europoor fags

And which country invented the internet?

>we
You forgot to turn on your proxy Gord

The world wide web was invented by UK

Sort of, but only through French. Old English had very few Latin words outside of terms related to the church and was entirely derived from Germanic continental languages. It only got cucked after the Norman invasion, after which all the Anglo-Saxon peasants had to adopt a shit load of French (Anglo-Norman) words to speak to their overlords. A lot of the more direct Latin root words are more recent adoptions, hence why we usually have Latinate and Germanic terms for the same thing (like “dental” (Latin cognate) and “tooth/teeth” (from the OE “teþ”). That being said, learning Latin is far more beneficial to expanding your English vocabulary than French, since most of the French additions are day to day words, whereas the Latin terms are more often the rarer counterparts.

t. Speak/read Old English and Latin for a living

oui voilà, ceci, trės bien.

>UK
>most beneficial nation to mankind
everything wrong in the world can be traced to the shitty anglos

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>It only got cucked after the Norman invasion, after which all the Anglo-Saxon peasants had to adopt a shit load of French (Anglo-Norman) words to speak to their overlords
Isn't it how animal words (cow, sheep, pig) are germanic whereas the terms for their meat (beef, mutton, pork) are the norman/french. Difference between the peasants seeing them in the field and the lords only seeing them on the dinner plate

...

as if it only was related to food kek

Based as fuck
fuck the united cuckdom

stop it Nigel.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA

Internet and WWW arent same thing

>creates table tennis
>get railed (like every other country) by china

I know

You forgot we also cucked cricket into baseball

T. Poor person

How about the nation that is literally only known for its poverty, high crime rates and tranny porn

t. English expat in Spain

Yeah Brazil.

Heh deal with it.

>it's a 25 but still have horrible acne and occasional voice breaks episode

>homogeny

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God americans are so fucking retarded

>be a country with 700 billion official defense budget
>attack a poor asian country but get kicked out by native rice farmers equipped with sticks and a couple of kalashnikovs

Literally how does this even happen, I cant understand

>by monulmental failures at empire building
>America
We don't give a shit about anyone else. Empires haven't been a relevant thing for 100 years now. Modern day economic imperialism has been the way to go.

>have enough nukes (even after cutting our nuclear arsenal by a good chunk) to blow up the entire world many times over from anywhere on the planet with our massive Navy.
>don't even have to use nukes anyway since our Navy and technological superiority at sea and in the air ensures that we can destroy a country if we wish.
The only reason we don't is because the world economy will be fucked which will in turn fuck us over due to globalism being rampant.

We are literally a nation on the rise in all sports

Yep, this thread is going to me /int/ collection.

A team of 14 year olds could beat your basketball NT

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You literally have black no go cities

>Niggerhoop

>we're super good in all sports!
>sports I don't like don't count though!

>invents cricket
>creates rugby union
>creates rugby league
>creates football
Based!

>France
every time

lmao sad

Why haven't you won the world cup yet?

you're not wrong they are pretty pathetic.

Have sex you incel freak

see ^

indeed it's not very glorious

kys

aie du sexe.

>creates football
>wins only one world cup at home with a biased ref

did you forget?

youtube.com/watch?v=a7IMPsyQg6k

This is satire right?

>bongs
>being ironic about their supposed highness

which is what I was talking about dumb cunt lmao

it's funny because just south in Malaysia, Britain had put down their own Vietnam tier communist revolution and had absolutely no problems in doing it

>american homogeny

don't want anything to do with this if I'm perfectly honest

I never knew this

jej

Malaya was very different to Vietnam.

it's not funny, malaysia is tiny and not with neighbours than can supply them like vietnam

The difference is we field competitive teams for all of those sports, with a relatively small population. However, all the countries that best us this is their ONLY competitive sport and to add to that they live in a do or die society. Get rich playing the sport or just fucking die.

Seething

I hated that our country went to Vietnam. we should have just let the French take their L like they always do

>Indonesia

>reeee it was because of the french we lost

Australia literally went to war with Indonesia over Malaysia

They invented and "accidentally" spread Africanized Bees.
You know, those bees that kill native European bees and are causing a global disaster.
thx manos!

>tp
>tf
Brazilians really are the masters of worthless shitposting

Obviously. Your country so weak is dragged us down.

We also play almost all global sports but I'd swap being decent at rugby, tennis, boxing, polo, hockey and all other meme sports just to be as good as Brazil at football

Football is the only relevant sport

>just to be as good as Brazil at football

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Argentina, Urguay and Italy also won lot of titles and are elite but mostly due tactics and murderball/bending the rules

Brazilians are the most talented at football, and it isn't even close

We had excuses at least, we immediatly went there after wwII with almost no military rebuilt, you on the other hand were in full cold war mode with a huge ass military.

>muh I hated that our country went there bla bla

pussy ass americunt, always pulling the non interventionist card lmao. clowns

It's your own fault for having no military after ww2 by letting your country getting gang raped by Germany and Italy

yet we went there, not our fault we're hot heads and go to war yolo style unlike you who needs a gillion allies.

>needs allies
Says the country that needed a shit ton of allies to save it from being conquered by Germany in ww1

you say it as if it was a 1 v 1 against germany? it was a world war from the get go the battlefield happened to be in France. still dont understand how we allowed you to get on the negociations table at the end of ww1, you didn't do much.

not like they were fighting Germany and Austria Hungary, you know the two biggest military powers in the world at the time

Except supply UK and France with the weapons to fight the damn war

>Brazillian makes thread insulting UK
>Somehow a discussion between France and USA

What did Yea Forums mean by this?

>when france supplied usa and assisted them on field to win the war vs the anglos it's entirely thx to usa
>when usa supplied france staying at home to win the war vs the germans it's entirely thx to usa

You got that damn right. USA only country that matters.

GOAT tier mma country

Wtf

excellent posts tbqh
almost art

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England: To be, or not to be...
America: Would you like fries with that?

How does this thread alive for 3 days?

This faggot is shitposting in several threads. he is shitting up the jogging thread right now.

used to be known for racing but their drivers aren't very good at simple left turns

They invented the airplane.
And they also probably have some Nobel prize winners. I mean I didn't check but they are a big country and I am sure they have at least one.

came here to post this. it is more like USA vs the world. the OP is long gone and 90% of the posts are about america.

it took you this long to realize we live rent free in most of the world's head?

Envy

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BASED. EUROPOORS ETERNALLY BTFO. +1 INTERNETS

>still more cultural relevance than any country in history

Yep

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bow you shits

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tbf those guys had every right to shoot, they just stood there quite calmly and told aggressor to walk away, yet he kept goading them then got a baseball out and ran at them.

baseball bat*

>The Darien scheme was an unsuccessful attempt by the Kingdom of Scotland to become a world trading state by establishing a colony called "Caledonia" on the Isthmus of Panama on the Gulf of Darién in the late 1690s. The aim was for the colony to have an overland route that connected the Pacific and Atlantic oceans. From its contemporary time to the present day, claims have been made that the undertaking was beset by poor planning and provisioning, divided leadership, a lack of demand for trade goods particularly caused by an English trade blockade, devastating epidemics of disease, collusion between the English East India Company and the English government to frustrate it, as well as a failure to anticipate the Spanish Empire's military response. It was finally abandoned in March 1700 after a siege by Spanish forces, which also blockaded the harbour.

>As the Company of Scotland was backed by approximately 20% of all the money circulating in Scotland, its failure left the entire Lowlands in substantial financial ruin and was an important factor in weakening their resistance to the Act of Union (completed in 1707). The land where the Darien colony was built, in the modern province of Guna Yala, is virtually uninhabited today.

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>US military bases
>in Canada

Fake news. They have bases in England though.

If this is trolling it's 10/10. Really hard to tell.

OP here, I have no idea, I just made the post and britposters were too seething to sage and ignore it.

>attempt to colonise Panama
>become colony of England instead

>They invented the airplane
Monkeys didn't invent the airplane, Americans by association with the greatest state in the union Ohio invented it.

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Always wonder what someone from a random country must be thinking reading through these int history flag shit flinging royal rumbles

Good thread OP

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Do we?

>homogeny

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its our oil they won't be taking that if they leave

North Sea is theres

you have been absolutely seething this whole thread get a grip mate

I wonder if its the same French guy who obsessively talks about Anglos on sp, or if all of France is like that?

that's the french generally
they're all extremely arrogant and the english were their rivals for centuries

I'm kind of jealous. Usually people are jealous of us instead.

Also looking it up. Malaysia had support from USSR and China

So we fought a war and kicked their asses out of our country then bailed the twats out in WW2 otherwise they would be speaking German right now. Sorry Brit-Pedes but it is the truth. As for our embassy staff running their mouth....A nice post in Siberia should await them. If I shitted on my boss to a newspaper I would expect walking papers or a very bad time at the office going forward. Damn swamp creatures need to GTFO wherever they are.

>rivals
Getting curb stomped by us for centuries does not make us "rivals"

I'd fuck 2 but honestly overall meh

Fpbp

mmh i don't think so.

you sure about that ?

>were too seething

iran, arab states (specifically Oman, UAE) and south east asia should all be the focus of cricket's expansion

definitely

Hue said it in leaf/mutt english
>dont get Shid twisded

FUCKING DESTROYED BY
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mods are Irish

You forgot modern boxing, we invented that too

Based. Watch the mutts SEETHE