/cric/

I reckon he didn't need to go off, it gives south Africa an opener further down the order

Hey England cunts how does it feel knowing I am watching on FTA all the way over the other side of the world and you povvo cunts can't even watch your own team in your own backyard ahahaha

gay vibes for him

Seth efrika batting is shit

anglo girls tripping over themselves to get WOGGED

You're right, the batsman should be able to give the bowler a concussion too

this over is DISGUSTANG

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bit worried lads

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Just try to kill some more of their batsmen and U will be fine

worst comes to worst and we lose i reckon we will qualify due to our home advantage and other shock results

Few empty seats tbqh

it's so booooorrrrrrrriiinnnggg, I'm off to bed. Congrats on you 4 wickets England, long tournament etc lol

LEL

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Life is tuff

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You now remember AB de Villiers

its obvs cooperate
they are eating/drinking inside

its sold out, people havin a beer

Can I get a quick rundown of these lads?

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i know like the whole indian team the whole australian team alot of the windies but only de kock and amla for saffers

I'm new to cricket. If a player goes off hurt, do the team get to use a replacement?

Sebbo's face is missing

now imagine a black bull is behind that bowl

no
think its the first time ive ever seen it happen

Is Markram related to Mark Ramprakash?

No
No
No
YES
No
No
No
Yes
No
No
Yes
No

Nope

Just got back from work.
Any memes I missed so far?

would have top edged it for six

Never seen it happen strangely enough

>Tfw I still don't know the rules

england

How many are those still active? Only zachy?

how is it strange? its a couple brown people standing around with only 2 of them doing anything. who would get hurt?

t. started watching cricket 20 minutes ago

Adam too

this isn't looking too hot for england

daniel posts occasionally
gregory and adam who knows
the kiwi who knows

went to my first england game the year before the 2004 ashes
still barely know a single fielding position or half the rules

I S A
S
A

>poorkram

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got one

GET OUT YOU CUNT

why the fuck is it every time i leave the room to piss something happens

YIKES

GIVE ME A STREAM ALREADY

just saying retiring hurt isn't that uncommon

England's winning this ez

England will get 9th wicket in the last over and Amla will come back to hit the winning runs.

Grigedt

that was just lucky

was this the golden era of /cric/?

FUCK OFF

amla can apparently come back out wtf

cricketlivehd.co/sky-sports1

reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/

ah yes the pooicide squad

Yep. And jaws of victory shall be snatched. England cricket lol!

cheers

what part of India you from m8?

BASED Francois

adam still posts, he's the pom under an australian flag

Why there are so few day night matches in englel?

Haven't played cricket since year 9 lads, how is that youth prospect Alastair Cook doing?

The Little variety down 128th in Surrey. Speaking of which it is breakfast. I am eating a pear with my roti as I am sure it will be going pear shaped for someone.

>tfw no alyssa healy gf

Gets chilly mate.

cricket's gay i hope your gay tournament gets rained off

Forgot about vd Dussen LMAO

Just realised we don't have a cricket watching PM anymore

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BASED wog

But it's summer

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Someone explain this wonky game to me I don't understand shit. What the fuck is happening there?

Yeah mate still gets down to single figures in the night.

...

grim

this but unironically

Why don't they just hit the ball really really hard?

>quinton de kock
>kock
hahaha

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GIWTWM

>south africa
Fuck sake i dont know why i had faith in them

>fafda dual pussies

You hit a thingy with a flipper and run around. If someone catches the thingy you jump around.

GET OUT

SHIT ON

that was just lucky

>fart poof pussies

I miss Saxon

they're scared of Archer

>captain caught on the boundary for single figures
>senior batsman off to have a cry in the dressing room because he got a little bump on the head
poothetic in all honesty

OH DEAR OH DEAR

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For how long do you have to run and/or jump around?

Terrible shot

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game

OH NONONO BTFO BY A WINDIAN MERC

Called it early lads, SA can't chase 300

GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

Start playing again holland.

How come are there no South African flags in here? What are they up to?

50 cups of tea

for me, high teens are the PERFECT summer temperature

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Just watch it cunt.

>high teens
Hmmmmmm

busy seething i'd expect

>"you go girl"
sexist much?

god damn it, Archer is good

For me it's the low to mid 20s

reckon a farmer in england would be a good life

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Feminists are cringe

Okay so to recap. When one side is out and the other side in do the men who stay in go out together or one after the other? And when the side that's in goes out, how many times in a game can one go in and out and then in again?

You need 100+ IQ to understand the game mate

>England can comfortably score 300 so that means everyone else can
Uhm no sweetie your teams are shit

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really enjoy the saffa accent on women not gonna lie

nah pretty sure they all kill themselves from loneliness

Most of them lurk on /pol/ and everyone pretends to be white.

What does this even mean? You don't ever hear "You go boy!" so what is the underlining message behind this phrase?

he's quite shit actually

Only one Time, it's not baseball

What part of England are you from lads?

shark kallis on tms lads

youtube.com/watch?v=koTqMmOD528

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feels good to have the pick of commonwealth players

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Perth

You lads reckon Rashid and Moe are fasting?

you can you be lonely in a tiny country with 50 million people living in it

the west country, which is best country

WHATS HAPPENED HERE

Sydney

no freshie

Ah that does make sense for a British game. Being one and done. Cool mayte

based WABA

kek

Reckon they've had a cheeky sarnie this morning

>umpire has given a boundary
kek

NUT

Islamabad all posters here.

ITS THE FUCKING HEAVY ELECTRONIC STUMPS FFS

#AGAINST MODERN CRICKET

it hit the stumps too kek

>deflection
>off the stumps
> they even lit up for a split second
lmao

>archer is shi-
Is /cric/ ever right?

Reminder that test cricket is literally autism: the sport

TWATS

Pleb

wait, if the lights go up, doenst that count?

>ali bowling
free runs boys come get em

madness

>Even lights up

absolute wew

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Your country used to be part of world cup till 2011 so stfu and pick up the bat.

archer is shit

you are all exposing your lack of cricket knowledge

What about all dem fancy numbers? What do dey mean?

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Mshoukdnt Joffrey archer be playin for the Windies

England seething

that's unfortunate

>Islamabad

why are muzzies so self loathing?

The bails need to fly off

every time

Oh how cool, did we win anything?

lel

Kek

You reckon anyone has had a cheeky wank during a game?

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So who's finishing top 4 along with England and India?

Just realised england actually are going to win the world cup lmao

reduce your drinking reduce your risks

I KNEW the spincucks would let South Africa back in this

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me right now listening to Isa

Made me chuckle kaafir

Struggling to see the reason for Moeen's inclusion to be quite honest chaps

only when qt rootie is at bat

cricket

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Been saying this for yonks

>Thursday night with my /cric/ bros
:)

Today will be just another national embarrassment in a career of failures.

:^)

One on the left is runs and balls faced for each batsman.
Middle bit is the score and wickets
Power play is a meme.
Target is how many they need to win
10.5 is the amount of overs bowled.
Next to Rashid is the amount of wickets he's got for how many runs and then how many overs he's bowled in the far right
Little bit at the bottom right is what has happened on each ball over the over.

How does one score 312 goals in a sport lol. The fuck is this shit man

I don't know what i did to deserve being this sick

whose the better spinner moeen or rashid?

RARE

he's fucking useless

Had during the innings break

>these NRI broads anchoring and commentating
Cringe as fuck, how many cocks did these roasties suck to get their contracts.

:D

>bowling spin outside of South Asia
Free runs mate.

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Dalit minister

Please watch our sport big strong Dutchman

>Isa
>bad
Ahh yes, the cazzies

she played for England

Soz lad had to drive home etc

Whats tht plastic thing the umpire has on his right arm?

africans look like that??

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miss richie benaud :'(

Been wondering the same thing

Are all the Indian players from the top class or are they a mix?

Ugly drooling bitch with teeths like a dog.

Imagine not knowing Rassie van der Dussen

not enough

protection from the ball

Just the good ones

Kek wtf is he doing

Kek based

>wymyns cryckyt

>pootler

why doesnt the batter just slam it for a home run

On left white side: Number on left is runs for the batsman, number on right is the balls he's faced
Middle: left red number is runs overall (51), number on right is players out (2). 10.5 is the number of overs with 6 balls an over.
Right white side: The circles on bottom are the balls from the over and how many points each ball got. 0-7 is the number of players the bowler got out and the number of runs scored against him. The 0.5 next to that is the amount of overs he's bowled for.

Oh gee I appreciate the effort but i'm stil clueless lol. What are 'left runs and balls faced'? Whats a wicket? Powerplay? What's an over bowl? What's an over and how do you bowl with it? "Over the over?"

God this must be how black people feel 24/7 :S

swarthy, black hair, brown eyes?

Epic insult bro XD

how does de kock look whiter than most europeans

Coles brand Pringles are fuckin gross

Do you think Quinton has used his De Kock to get a Root? heh

Then get the roastie on sky sport or whatever channel they have in England.

White

Loved high Laurie in the night manager

yes adil lad

An over is just 6 balls. There are 50 overs.

Just watch it mate and watch the numbers tick up. You'll get it as you watch.

>moeen bowling again
free runs again

Can someone explain wtf the scores mean

There are 6 balls in an over.
Balls faced is how many balls the batsmen has faced and the number to the left is how many runs (points) hes scored off those balls.
A wicket is basically a batsmen. 2 wickets means 2 batsmen have gotten out

>LE FUG LE ISA ROASTIE :DDD:DDDD
Imagine being this much of a casual

yikes

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runs are what the scoring system is in the game. Balls faced mean how many balls that bowler has been bowled to. Wicket is when the bowler dismisses the batsman by getting him out. An over is 6 balls.

honestly just start watching. you won't understand everything right away

I think we're all still figuring it out desu. It's a pretty complex game

who else /doingsomethingelseuntilover40/ here?

Thank God for moeen

Love how all the commentators are brown nosing Rashid for his stats when he literally stat padded against India's tail

simple as

They only need to be within 36 for the last over

He is the cook

Look like my local cellphone repair Paki

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please god anyone but England

This is now a cricket rules thread

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Based Pigeon

Does retired hurt count as not out for statistical purposes

Go to bed you fag

Don't think so

How the fuck does anyone sit through a full ODI? I can sit through a full 5 days of test cricket no worries, but 5 overs of this shit puts me to sleep.

don't see why it wouldn't

It's a form of dismissal so yes I guess

>The Cock

hehe

>It's a form of dismissal
no it's not

He is right faggot they are strong and at home they should go under.

sky sports cricket token female = a paki
sky sports football token female = mixed race

only if you don't come out to bat for the last wicket

busy finishing up dinner. roast pork belly, pasta salad and home made creamed corn can post pics later if you want

It is lad

this makes sense

thinking i might join the army reserve lads

no it isn't

Ait cheers guys, I'll give your funny sport a shot

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reckon you'd fail the athletic requirements you lazy cunt

Doing a pork belly on the braai tomorrow. Good shit.

I can feel it lads this is gonna be a close one

>he hasn't started drinking yet

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What one has the best set of tits? Asking for a friend.

going to lose because of a heavy bail

Wikipedia says there are two kinds of retirement. You can retire out or not out and I can't tell from the article why you would ever choose to retire out.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retired_(cricket)

thats probably it

He can come back in.

Please continue watching our sport muscular and based Dutchman

You can't choose if you've to go hospital

Personally I'd retire out if I was dead or something

I would fucking destroy their holes

when's Phil Hughes resuming his innings lads?

or if you've been hit with a bouncer and go into a coma for three days before dying

Can we do it bois?

'

steady on richo

can you? yeah. will you? probably not 2bh

its a comfy as fuck sport, doesnt take long to learn the rules, games take a while so you can drink beers and bbq

all things are possible through generous moeen

If you do that in Test cricket can you earn your team a draw? Maybe that is what the ashes is really all about.

where the fuck have you been

Just a long lunch break la

i like to make it in the weber

takes about 3/4 hours
just start to render the fat in the beginning, skin side down above the coals.
then i leave it in a herbed + appl ecider vinegar metal tray skin side up with the lid on.

no

t. Ish Sodhi

gwan plunkett lad

But that seems like it would come under retired not out. Idk it's a confusing article.
Retired not out:
>If a batsman is injured or falls ill (or has some other unavoidable reason for leaving the field) while batting
Retired out:
>In cricket, a batsman retires out if he retires without the umpire's permission

I just can't imagine a situation where the umpires wouldn't give you permission to retire. And it's only happened in one test ever:
>Only two batsmen have retired out in an international Test match. Both instances occurred in the same match, with the Sri Lankan batsmen Marvan Atapattu and Mahela Jayawardene.[2]

BASED

gotta work and pay tax

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What do South Africans smell like?

don't watch the game and shitpost, you'll be considered an expert within the hour

Nice I too do it in the Weber, skin first. Get that crackling but I make a Chinese 5 spice rub which I use on the meat side.

Gotta break this partnership us lads

Break it up like that arsehole Tom broke me and my exes partnership up

SCOR SUM FAKKIN WIKITSSSSSSSSS

cum, after I'm done with them

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/cric/ on diversity watch

Africans are all really stinky

They just smell like sweat and you can smell 'em from a mile away

ahh the sweet sounds of England
>sirens

>Constant sirens

Absolute state of london

biltong and salty coins

Tfw a team from Africa is the whitest team in the tournament

terrorizing tennants, drinking too much whiskey and fixing up a 1979 vw combi camper

Need the cock gone lads
RIGHT FACKIN NAAAA

Here's the scorecard from the only match where it's happened, and I can't see why it happened.
espncricinfo.com/series/8526/scorecard/63947/sri-lanka-vs-bangladesh-2nd-match-asian-test-championship-2001-02
The two batsmen who retired out each made 200 and 150

Elijah Wood?

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JUST

Should howzzat at strangers to create positive aura

mmm might try that

I'm going cinnamon and apple for my next one.
Gonna puree the shit out of the smoked apples from the tray and make a gravy

cum

tbf imagine trying to get around london in a ambulance

>London
>English

BASED Monty Python man

Need Rassie to go full T20

>sirens
All right lads who forgot their fork loicense

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Reckon they keep the retire out/not out rule in so fat cunts who knock out 150 on a Sunday can go sit back down.

Mix. Earlier only royal cunts played it

Slumlord does it again with the BASED post

definitely french

Will be purchasing products from all of the tournament's official business partners

Modi is still campaigning in my locality

Why?
Didn't they finish the election last week?

Ya very good. Make your own 5 spice I also add some fresh herbs cut finely and add that Into folds. Very under rated cut of meat.

The only decent SA batsmen

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English cricket grounds look so much more comfy than Australian ones (at least the ones we use for international games)

why does the leader of India's opposition look like a wog?

>tfw no abd

Utterly baffled by saffer names tbqh

becus the aussie ones are always empty

He's half Italian

;(

Need some more Caribbean lads. Where is Trinibro

What is the equivalent of "VAR'D" in cricket?

mum's unironically a wog

plunkett is a useless boomer and needs to be dropped for tom curran asap

DRS

>Elijah wood and Tilda Swinton

stiaan van zyl was my favourite

>Plunkshit

bowled out but the bowler over stepping the line

Probably shouldn't talk about this anymore though as we have lots of bits here and it's haram.

Snickometer'd

>poonkit

nice acquired taste dude
black cocks

dad must be proud

He is on election mode 365x5. This is why he never stops winning. I mean he is not literally campaigning but his swachh Bharat vehicle is going around playing their theme song
Half pasta

for me it's Loots Bosman

Need boomers dealt with.

Terrible post slumshit

we're getting Kocked

get archer back on ffs

England are FINISHED

kek

please stop discussing food during Ramadan

DE COCKED

>POOen Ali

>plunk
>ali
Free runs

Tbh this if you want to win.

>moeen giving away runs
england btfo

yep we've lost
there is always 2023

game over, GG

Which country has more black people out of England and South Africa

ohnonono

>a 6 on the first ball
is there anything more kek worthy

not him

Fucking hate that shit. IT department at work is not keeping candies because it's "Ramzan". Fuck off cunts.

Leave him back there

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it's time /cric/ admitted there was no interest in the CWC, and just interest in their online social club being full again

Don't know who is worse moeen or Stokes. Obviously stokes is the luckier one.

America

in south africa they're not actually considered people so england

stupid paki fifth columnist

/afl/ & /nrl/ >

JUST STOP PICKING MOEEN
He does this shit every time I watch him

lmao just lmao

oi Spermot you here m8?

BASED Rassie

>pooenpooli

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*explodes your run rate*

>when she says she's a virgin

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yeah he's pretty useless but at least he's rubbish at batting as well

Grow some balls and put a slip in cunt

>Amla's coming back
we're gonna make it

Business idea: drop Moeen down a well

Is this the year England finally does it?

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He is basically your quota. You need someone to represent the marority of your population.

bahahahaha

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Is Moeen fasting?

I am so sick

moeen is consistently shit

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How was it this year?

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Kek

10/10 would destroy

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Wouldn't wanna shart in those pastel pants

HOWLING

*inhales deeply*

>the penis

Why are there no Australian s commentating

GONE

GOTTEM

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

>tf
>tp

shouldn't you putting up more barbed wire and landmines or something?

>the willy

needed that

WAEEEEY

no one is contracted with 9 but slater and clarke any more

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fuckin kek

why would he go for that shot

because no-one wants to hear that

based saffies will bounce back

Fuck reckon its over

KOCKED
O
C
K
E
D

GONE FUCK OFF

Jp dumcunt

ABD could have save us

South Africa just lost 50% of their good batsmen

>/cric/
> Not /cwc/ formerly /cric/
Newfriends were a mistake

Do it in the next one then cunt

Is Jean Paul Duminy related to John Paul II?

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LOL, got barbwire, electric fence and serious spot lights probably brighter than you have at that stadium. Last week had to get my gun out and scare some natives away at 10pm who where trying to break in to my neighbors.

Start your own thread then ya loser

amla will return if he needs to

intense boys

Hi cazzie

grim

Don't worry saffbros at least you might beat Afghanistan

>0-44

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WHERES DA GRENFELL MONEY THEEREZA??!

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Wtf England gained fuck all advantage from that wicket

Besides Root,Boult,de Cock and Zampa who makes you boipussy XI?

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Put de cock down Joe roots throat lel

getting some homo vibes for this post

Santner

Need these fucking pigeons out of business

>tfw the next PM will probably be some rugby/football watching nonce

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>j penis duminy

FUCK OFF

what the fuck lmao is Duminy back?

>jp dumminy
Yikes this is fucking grim

looking good lads

based

Based and decock pilled.

APOLOGISE! APOLOGISE TO POOEEN RIGHT NOW!

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why won't Amla come ack

What the fuck was that lmao

this chirpingbot stream SUCKS

If he's got a concussion they probably won't let him.

fbl.la/crca/

download the HLS app on chrome and then get on that stream
its perfect you can pause it aswell

seriously though didn't Duminy retire years ago?

>Dumb Mini

the commentators keep saying that he's fine and he'll return soon enough

Reckon Amla is on life support with little hope of recovery

fugg

amla on the next flight home

i was on that site but /crcc, we'll see if this one doesnt lag. thx

This

Christ theyve just given up

hahahaha

>Getting run out during a highlights reel

lol messy

game over lads

what the fuck South Africa you dumb cunts

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CHOKE

AHAAAHAHAHA OH NONONO

gg easy

Just switched off in disgust lads

Saffers are finished.

Can Andile bat?

imagine ever being run out ever

APOLOGISE

>south africa screwing up the job in a big tournament
will they ever break the curse?

...

OUT
U
T

>Phehlukwayo
have they got some second rate learning algorithm naming players?

>no /cric/ in subject

hmm no

Absolutely embarassing effort mate

What did he mean by this

is this supposed to be ironic

you appear to have made the same error, friend

>no autistic numbering of threads
our forefathers are ashasmed

I'm back

Where is everyone? that catch

Here