ENGLAND vs SOUTH AFRICA
/cric/
what's the score? who is batting? how many overs left?
very poor effort
Business idea:
Drop Poot
Play Vince
STRAFFGOD
Christ on crutches
obviously 2 of roy, root and bairstow need to be dropped, but which 2?
certain man ITT needs to keep thy thoughts to thyself
Business idea:
Don't choke in your home WC
whose winning?
england are 120 runs ahead so are clearly winning
my zulu maid cant read or write but i am sure she could make a better thread than this misbegotten homunculus's effort
the imran Tahir googly
can't believe straffo loves trump now
How have South Africa only scored 3 runs after 22 overs?
based
based tuffers on tms
epic troll XD
doing that mammoth celebration at 40 years of age
more SA posts in this thread than the last 6 months of cric
I only really bother when it's sa vs aus test cric.
blowies: the nation
fuck me, why does every good stream now require me to have decent Internet AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, fuck this gay country
need more sri lanka posters too
chrome-extension://emnphkkblegpebimobpbekeedfgemhof/player.html#hls.goodgame.ru
absolute state of the url
virus don't click
>chrome
eww, no thanks sailor
>over 1 and a half hours in
>south africa have still not scored a single run
oh no no no
you have to download the app on chrome and then it works
>watching pyjama cricket
>poominy STILL being selected
yikes
he will take 2 wickets and score a quick 70
why is poominy bowling like that chucker harbhajan
One and a half hours without scoring seems to be a common theme with world cups.
Lol you’re right he is
SIX
Imagine having this man call you a monkey
top class insight
love that from morgan
harbhajan definitely the most blatant chucker of all time
>complaining about the quotas when the likes of poominpee are still being selected
who is malinga?
that reminds of degocks drop the the IPL final kek
what do you mean? He is a quota pick? Is this a troll post?
wow, blatant racism from the commentators there
i dont think coloureds count towards quotas gotta be blek
I can't get enough of this seth efrikan woman on TMS saying 'long awf'
hes implying that many of the so called quota picks are better than many of the so called non quota picks
"huge south asian" population
he's mulatto
Chucking does NOT help generate pace.
whats up with that building with the 3 fans on it
always seen it coming into london on the train but never bothered to find out what it is
and only south adrica blacks. they moaned about beast counting as a quota player cause he is from zim
they do ‘count’ but you have to have a certain amount of full black Africans too
but duminy is a quota pick?
he's coloured not black, only need 3-4 coloureds and even guys like de cock count towards it
ffs i did not know this. BIG YIKES
they most definitely count. Thank god. only reason we are still slightly competitive in rugby and cricket.
grim
You have to have 2 black players but i think you can only have 6 or something white players so a coloured can still be picked for that
>According to a 2016 official CSA instruction, the team needs to have at least six players of colour, of which at least two should be black. This was done to make “cricket a truly national sport accessible to all”.
thought it was common knowledge that duminy has always been a quota pick. He’s always been integral to them getting over the required number of non whites
Oi! Can I have a stream link m8?
myb senpai, I got quotas and BBBEEE shit mixed up
It's on GEM mate
Tahir, Amla, de Kock, Rabada, Phelewayo and Ngidi already gets them to the quota. I guess you could argue including Duminy now allows them to add more whites later in the squad because you just need a rolling average for the quota
maybe they genuinely believe he’s worth something in ODIs idk, in tests he’s always definitely been a quota pick tho
>Reservation in cricket team
Laugh every time I read this
England looking at a score of 340 here
Why does every kit have the country's name across the front?
*pisses on you*
Here you go mate
Absolutely grim my religiously extremist friend
so you know which country they are from
virus DO NOT CLICK
Nah buffers too much
Thanks lad
This isn't quora
what's going on here?
Do not read this post it will give you a virus
Look into the eyes and at the hands of every man there
Is there a single cricket player who doesn't have 'tism?
Why the fuck does Ganguly keep calling him “Ian” Morgan
just got a virus lads
michael vaughan still says josh buttler
Took the day off toil to watch the cricket desu lads. Didn't tell Mr Toilstein though, lmao
Someone post the letter
KP got kicked out of both these teams lmao
fuckin retards
kek, state of this multi culti shit. DO NOT let /pol/ see this!
Duminys their Shane Watson. Keeps fucking it up but somehow everybody else who plays the same role is horrible.
I am so sick
FOUR
jason holder is a big guy
king kohli
Im feeling healthy
boom
Kevin "Big Drama Show" Pietersen
my blow in friend
What a DLF maximum
Why is Wales a host but not even in the tournament?
He isn't even wearing socks the freak
a real citibank moment of success
Wales is a part of the Kingdom of England
and I'll be out the door tomorrow when an entertaining sport is being broadcast too
as are we, all hail our english overlords
england is technically england & wales, although I don't think a single welsh player has played for england since simon jones collapsed from boneitis
Reckon this O N Morgan fella is pretty good
>50
wicket soon
Aren't both of the teams multi culti?
Wish I was english
Kane 1,73cm.... Your captain should be physically intimidating
there have been more south africans who have played for england than welshmen. way more
Gonna buy me some of these "innovative digestive biscuits" being advertised on this Pakistani stream.
referring to the add where everyone is claiming England as their "home"
it isn't anything that great
the fact that this is still one of the better places to be born is a damning indictment on the rest of the world
at least he isn't gay like faf
does bairstow get out first ball a fuckload or am I imagining it?
how did you expect people to know what you're talking about
Will the Queen Mummy watch Kohli lift the World Cup?
think he did it a couple of times in the test series against india
Poof du penises
maybe you're thinking of vince
great pic. Lots to study here
that death row jim cant swim is kino lads
Ashes too
I certainly remember him throwing a massive tantrum about MUH GLOVES and then going out to bat and getting bowled through the gate first ball
good one
look like pakistan v india
maybe if he had the gloves he wouldn't let down everyone else at the top of the order :^)
reckon he's a bit of a mental midget teebeeaitch
I think your standards might be too high for 4channel, my ornery chum
making crispy pork belly roast with pasta salad for dinner.
In India most ads this time are about food to mess with Muslims fasting
could have gone bad
*cries*
*gooo goo gaahhh...now KP... that was a REAL ENGLISH batsmen*
Ganguly isn't a bad commentator tbqh.
Then maybe.. umm... Try NOT to starve yourself like crazy cultists.... AANNNNNDDD uuhhhh eat food ... like normal people
fuck me odi cricket is boring
this tbqh
not if ur used to watching test cricket
hundred>t20>odi>paint drying>test
comfy you mean
england need to put their foot on the gas here
what actually IS QdeK he doesn't look white
Yeah I'll have a beef steak
wow
all the england players are ugly
he's human bigot
lots of half centuries here
great shot
all theses half century lads
will go out on a limb and say england are already in the semis
I'd fuck Root's boipucci
Based AF. literally the most alpha thing you'll see this week
Theyre so fucking hot
>female commentator
Had to mute, can't listen to a female tell me what's going on while I am fasting
smash feet for sixes lads
>ENGLEL
markram is south africas best player
Tactical captain's wicket, to get Buttler in.
>50 and out: the team
stokes soon
it's over, pack it up boys
need to bounce back in the next match
haha YES
FUCK OFF CUNT
FUCK OFF ENGLAND
Buttler time
completely ott celebration there
BUTTLER
is de cock good at odis?
Let's play our best batsman at 6 lmao
t. Wife beating allah bumming mullah
for me it's the return of based slumlord
what happened to moving to freo mate
is this guy a famous musician or something
that was tahir's wicket sweaty
based cricket
Ntyni was the greatest quota player
yeah its jimmy hendricks
would i be able to fuck either of these slags?
think i saw him busking outside m&s
>butt ler
>good
literal rapist who walked free because he was a famous darkie
Probably coloured
The line between coloureds anf Afrikaners is pretty grey because they're both gigga mutt ethnicities
why are you spreading falsehoods
I like his commentating. very patient
why would you hold a cricket tournament in england? it's going to be raining quite literally half the time
>every white country has pakis players
Absolute state of your countries.
Bavuma is my favourite quota player. Based manlet.
england can literally GAGF go get a brown dog up ya ya pommie cunts
think he's white just properly continental like Olivier and not 100% Dutch
northern europeans don't look like the rest
settle down deano
often reflect on his run out of Warner
jej
bit of cheeky dessert lads
property prices in a slump atm.
What is wrong with them? Far out
feral
I'll shout you a beer when you come lad
why dont you just eat dirt?
Gonna sleep for 3 hours then off to work. Goodnight lads, see you tomorrow.
They're only about a third dutch and the rests french, random continental and when they got fresh with the natives
Fuck off
The French will fuck literally anything
if he was part darkie I reckon they'd make a bigger deal of it like they did with Herschell Gibbs
kill yourself you fat cunt
night babe
but yeah I reckon he's mostly French like Olivier, got the colouring
would a moody parisienne girl fuck me?
put the house on australia
very healthy choice well done
never come back here again
he'd also be addicted to marijuana and other drugs like gibbs was/is
Spanish are worse Tbh
then the Irish, who were the ones who kept fucking the abos
Reckon SA need to win this WC or the next before their country collapses and they fall bellow Zimbabwe tier.
am liking this fielder map
maybe a dog ugly one
Based
uh oh
the incel pedo richo
i'll take it lad
reminder that we're seeing a rise in companies putting meme fillings in blocks of chocolate because chocolate is too expensive and will likely be a luxury item/impossible to find in 10 years due to climate change. Same with coffee
The brainful tip is in
never got a response. bit sad
>iTs JuSt NoT cRiCkEt
you're shit at grindr mate
my pick is england btw
OMG GUIZE I FRIGGIN LOVE INTERNET PERSONALITY DRAMA
used to live in one of those flats that look over the oval
t. rajibul's mum
praise ALLAH
CAM ON ENGLAND
england are stinky
rorke spotted
every ODI match looks exactly the same
...
fuck up josh
fuck sake
FFS
green and blue are fucking shit
only nz and australia have good outfits
>Poottler
Can Ali not be shit this time.
BASED Bhaijaan Moeen Ali will save england
Why is so hard to find a decent stream for cricket? Would take an audio link at this point
cos youre a poor cunt that cunt afford foxtel
:)
a full stench Bangladesh
whats par on this ground you reckon lads
because you're a fag fbl.la
380
england are way short and SA will knock off the runs in around 30 overs
Based Sourav shitting on STATdulkar on the hindi comms
based ty
wallop it
mental midget moeen is gonna be shit all tournament
bet on it
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
pointing out that Dravid was the better bat?
Lmao Sachin is RIGHT beside him kek just noticed
someone belt this prick
Just tuned in. Why is England wearing India's kit?
Don't follow cricket outside of the WC.
Does anyone rate this englel team? They seem pretty shit as usual.
fuck off
moeen is beyond shit
they're the betting favourites
>Moeen out
SA fucked it
dogshit
>Don't follow cricket outside of objectively the shittest competition
wew lad
or cunts are just running out of ideas?
C
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K
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
C
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FUCK OFF ENGLAND POMMIES TEA DRINKIN BUCK TOOTHED POOR BOGAN DICKHEADS FUCKHEADS
How is Stokes still in?? He is so shit compared to all the batsmen that have already fallen.
gtg lads off to orchestrate bombings on the tube and rape pre pubescent white girls
has a bit of bottle to be fair to the lad
anyone got a link
Why don't they simply hit it to the short boundary? The pitch is practically on the rope already
>they wont make 300
@93055677
rope yourself pedo
Strokes wahey
Why are so many of my fellow countrymen so against England? I get that they're the old enemy and all but surely the Saffas deserve our combined hatred?
nah, it's legit, quality of cheap chocolate has dropped sharply past 5 years, can't adulterate anymore so they've found other ways to cheapen costs.
also:
>cunt
LE HEAPS AUSSIE XDXDXD FULL ON MATE etc etc
Yeah right here
*Pulls half my anal beads out*
What is this fucking music. Get it together Englel
just saw my mate on tv
but its hot right now
i like the m&ms chocolate
How loaded is your mate?
oh it wasn't the cricket he was on the news
CAM ON
how did you expect people to know what you're talking about
I knew exactly what he was talking about
Loaded with cum
Cool story bro
Same
He saw his mate on tv
Pretty simple
state of whites
gwan stokesy
no problem for me
now england are out of contention, who are the new favourites?
is it just me or does that umpire shield resemble pic related
saffers being sly with these wides
the cunt can't bowl
i'm sly with your mum
CAM ON SETH EFRIKEH
GOTTEM
boooo
imagine claiming that
Love wides
Hate legal deliveries
what a cunt
amazing how much slower the thread is moving compared to the first 20 overs
is this the power of odi cricket?
What was wrong with the 12 countries 2 groups system?
this is kinda lame tbqhf
gamesmanship from the africans
absolute audacity to claim that in an era of instant replays
disgraceful
tbeh englel is winning this one. These nigs can't score 300
Oh how we love,
your seam bowling,
your six hitting.
Freddy Flintoff, Freddy Flintoff
only one word comes to mind when you see something like that
admit it
bet your ass it is, never been a fan myself
>these reviews
It's almost like meme cricket is only interesting for 20 overs at a time.
Smoaked
>we're gonna make 500
lol
the only question is whether the south african batsmen will be as retarded against slower deliveries and fail to ever pick a single one
>they're still not making 300
YES
Today's match will decide the result of India vs RSA
I think englands problem has been that Stokes has used up all their luck. This is what happens when your worst batsman not only scores the highest total but also stays in until the last ball.
South Africa SHALL be winning this and the World Cup. Muh 'favourites ' already on choke watch.
oh nononononononononononono
>easily chasable total
>well fellas, don't do anything stupid, a calm, slow chase in order
Englel on the ropes, yawnDI on the ropes
can it really be called a slower ball if they're bowling 4 of them an over?
how does that work then
they will make 300
CAM ON
310 on the cards here lads
yes
if a bowler is deliberately releasing the ball below their capabilities it is a slower ball
Pretty crazy how in every other sport conditions don't really matter. And home advantage is important only because they're such mental midgets getting cheered on slightly more effects the entire games outcome.
what is this india v pakistan shit
SCORE SUM FUKIN RUNS
gonna be a bit short
bowlers have a lot to do
oh okay, cool. thanks. i didn't know that. makes sense i guess
PA-PANAMERICANO
You should have started memehitting 5+ overs ago you ginger nonce
have no idea what to expect from their batting lineup desu
just let me know if you have any more questions about the game, my knowledge is actually quite scary
350 on the cards if they hit every ball for six
fuark
someone cap that Root face for me thanks
there goes ya hundred ya dumb cunt
>ben chodes
Strokes de nigghidi kock
>trying to win a match on the back of their bowling
OH NONONO DIREGLAND ON CHOKEICIDE WATCH
Now that I think about it i am a fan of big fuggin tiddies
mummy milky
lmao, fuck the traitor
why did stokes reverse pull (hook?) shot just then
we really could have done with jade dernbach's elite variations in this match
because he's a dumb ginger with rage.
fuck van Morrison and fuck England
t. Dudbach
i wish someone would suck my nuts
tipping 312/1 in the 37th over.
BASED Poofra Shartcher
sa can't chase this
>311
hmmmm iffy
could be worse
Run Rate
6.22
For me, it's Trevor Bayliss' public execution
reckon they should just give us the trophy already
312 can be done easy
9 of 10 wickets are pure luck and no talent. change my mind
it definitely could have been worse
reckon if the blind u11 amputee girls national team had batted in england's place they might have only made 270 all out
>"you reckon thats enough?"
how many saffas will ask for asylum in Englel brehs?
About 70 runs short tbqh
>Bald du Baldsis
du plessis looks like an oblivion npc
pffft fuck englel. i would rather flee to south america if i am forced to flee.
Based Sajid wont be accepting any of their applications
Lost the flight ticket
Come to perth mate
more like 170
a lot of this team are on thin ice after that display
bairstow and moeen should be out of the team immediately of course, root/morgan/roy all on their last chances
Hmm South Africa are 2.2 to win, what do we all reckon
>Harsha Bhogle: Decent score by England on a non-typical Oval surface. Now know what pace to bowl at. Still put them marginally ahead.
BRAINgle has spoken, Sef Efrica BTFO
>marginally ahead
umm we're 311 runs ahead, hardly marginal
would you say a batting team trailing by 311 runs in a test match 'marginally behind'?
(christmas island)
reckon that's value, would stick 100 quid on it but I can't bet against my beloved England
just remember we are full over here m8
why are graphics people still grasping onto the pink/purple gradient meme? Ugly shit that's already aged poorly
350 on the cards
Only Pooeen is on thin ice you brainlet
good bet with those odds
Who's the most handsome man the the tournament lads?
for me, it's the Jos Butler
i would stick $100 on if i had $100
Newby to cricket here. Is 311 a good score?
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri on sale for 2 AUD on GOG lads
God i wish i wasn't balding
depends on the surface, but typically 350 is par in this era
311 is okay, but very chaseable
depends on the conditions
Yeah mate
Its okay. Would expect more from england since theyre a very good batting side.
Ye
not bad not great, though they probably expected a bit more
that should be his last match in an england shirt
you dont make a golden duck in the first innings of a world cup
just screams weak mind. get vince in
like i give a fuck what a kiwi says, did you see me asking you anything? never reply to any of my posts ever again.
who is the gayest cricketer
My third eye told me if they lose today they'll lose that day too. And vice versa
Zampa
faulkner
Vi raat ko li
the entire england team
Zampa
Based
the graphics are aesthetic you dont know what ur talking about
Is the Oval an easy surface to play on?
haha look at that gay little lion in the background what a gay cunt
Glad cricket's back lads
Yeah its a good batting pitch and englands bowling is pretty bad.
my wife is works in daycare and she told me today someone brought in their white kid named kanye
don't use it as an insult
Same just wish i wasnt dying from the flu
Fuck me that's bad. Does the cold weather make it worse?
Slut I've been fucking just sent me this.
What do lads?
yeah yeah, just stay the fuck away from here
wonder what Pooeen's opinions on bum marriage are
Lol have a you to get better with
get some standards
kys for lying
Fuck up Josh
bullshit tell me it doesnt look like a gay little cunt
congrats on having sex
imagine how much it would cost to travel to england and watch every game ur team plays with the hotels transport food drinks all included
Mental how chicks in their prime just hang out naked all the time
ooh look at me i'm a gay lion anyone see any lions around so i can suck they're dicks
if I were hot id do the same m8
What isnt shown is another male lion ramming it into that gay cunts shitter
>Young child airlifted to hospital after 'falling 30ft off rollercoaster' at Lightwater Valley
I'm cricket
just watched the microchip card scene from now you see me 2 lads
houdini is rolling in his grave
could be worse
couldn't have said it better myself mate
>Oreo shake with chocolate sauce
Okay
>That burger
Not okay
Poztralian humour is fucking grim
good start
whhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy.
oh...
Fuck up Josh you fat cunt
1/50th of the way there lads
SA SHOOK
OMG ENGLAND IS SO SHIT AT CRICKET WHAT THE HECK
Retards at SpiceJet not picking up the phone. Worst airlines eveer
You now remember Sam Robson
>hes wearing a gold chain
Thread nostalgia theme
not a fan of this saffer kit desu
various different shades of green dont go together also the camo is abit cringe
Ama
i am not fat, i am thicc. theres no place for double standards here, sweetie.
BASED 2015 theme
England haven't even taken a wicket yet
>mfw the commentators say Kock
for me, it's inevitably watching Pooeen and Pooshid get smashed for 20+ an over and completely undoing any of the good work that the quicks have done
2/50th of the way there lads
catches win matches
South Africa losing by over 300 runs mental if you think they'll come back
Whos winning?
the neutrals
the kiwi nonce crew went bedders
fuck off
de Kock Show
Stuck my finger up my bum and now it smells like poo
but i can post from my bed user
RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY
>no slip
coward
Damn that snapchat picture got jannied. Wish I could save it but mum would kill me if she found it
England are going to win
currently VERY comfy in bed @ 10pm watching grig and shitposting. this tourney might not be half bad
South Africa on slightly behind the Required Run Rate watch
Why is the umpire playing yugioh in the middle of the match lads?
Plebby B's already jinxed >us
Shut up cazzie fuckhead
Amla just got Hughesd
>Jofra Archer
could have killed him
pls stop posting my gf thanks
kek beat me to it
Is Jofra Archer related to English novelist, former politician, and peer of the realm Jeffrey Archer?
normally, but it's not as flat as usual
>going off
Oh nononononono
ded
ah
Hmmm good strategy,gives you an opener further down the order
>taking wickets
>necessary
> FUCK FUCK FUCK
Based barmy army