/Cric/ World Cup Matchthread - ENG v RSA

nice "crowd"

thats impressive every single chick behind them very clearly wants to kill herself there and then

OFFICIAL BEST AND MOST HONEST/FAIR WICKETS POWER RANKING

1.ENGLAND
2.SOUTH AFRICA
3.SRI LANKA
4.INDIA
5.PAKISTAN
6.NEW ZEALAND
7.AUSTRALIA

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TAKE MY ENERGY FAF!

ace stream boys?

kind of gay desu

bushpigbro you here m8

literally look identical to that tall chad on the left lads

faf is a cute

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Ye the best part is i didnt even upload the image, dunno where it came from

okay true

need to have a good CHUNK

mike atherton is an ugly cunt

reddit.com/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/comments/buqckl/0930_gmt_england_vs_south_africa_match_1/

4k streams on BASED reddit

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just got so excited for the world cup I went outside and yelled a big OYE HOYE lads

Tipping south Africa lads

Based

THE crucket

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>gingers
>pakis
>nigs
what happened to the once white cricket team of england lads? queen is rolling in her grave

Fucking based

might do the same lads
havnt yelled a oye hoye for yonks

A lot of darkies in this match.

Just put 220 quid on us lads. dont need the money but it would be nice if we didnt bottle it for once

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>is a sellout
nigga where. there’s like 1000 people there max

Very sad development isnt it

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Buttler is so handsome :3

just heard some fat bald cunt choke on his mcnuggets and scream OYE HOYE lads

this is what we call a cricket sellout

The fucks going on with balloon lady

just fired up kayo lads

Bangladesh ball looks like an olive yum

Probably smashing back beers at home. I usually just watch the first innings on tele while drinking at home then grab an Uber down to the stadia for the second half. Fuck sitting there paying $20 a beer all day

typical england. a bunch of deanos buy the tickets when theyre released thinking them and a couple mates will go and have a laff with le based barmy army xd oi OI LAVLEY

and then their wives make them watch the 2 kids and the dog while she goes shopping and the ground ends up empty

Is kayo any good on the pc?

having a double cheeseburger if you can believe it lads.

just had a vision of the future lads, the memes that are born from this world cup, grim stuff

baldy b

This is a fucking halfass setup lads what the shit is going on there

Every day my heart aches for my husband. The legal action is coming to a close but will still not mend this dark void in my soul. I miss him so much

when are we going to just fuck warnie off?

I can believe it

Reckon 'arry's on the fin?

cant tell ya to be honest
i run it on my tablet or stream to my tv

mssev.com/england-v-south-africa/

>muh diversity
Can't stand Harry, he's too much of a do gooder çuck

in the Egyptian restaurant, dude is fiddling around with the stream on the TV but it doesn’t look too promising. Literally nowhere else open is showing it

>MUH YORKER

Get this ginger off my screen

straffo

based cultural diversity

HAHA DIVERSITY
HOME MATCH

I'd neck myself too if I had an ugly fat bitch wife like you

>due to the Uk's cultural diversity will feel like they're playing infront of a home crowed

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is he the one who married the mongrel?

Lads O'Keefe is looking more and more like a scrotum

>He also hails the UK's cultural diversity that will enable all teams to feel as though they are playing in front of a home crowd. Again, he's got a point. And with that, he has declared the 2019 ICC Cricket World Cup ... open!

Yeah ok he talked about diversity now shut the fuck up

Right 30 exciting minutes of world cup cricket then off to bed lads

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Was thinking the same thing

Pretty much this

Reckon there should be some diversity in CWC winners

Gotta put the rubbish out tonight, think I'll throw englel's world cup chances in as well.

Not a fan of non-white people

did warney just say the n word?

Just play you cunts

The Royal family are just the Kardashians for boomers. What man would choose to fight for any heir to the throne Currently?

Nonce?

how good is cricket lads

Bit racist mate

does anyone actually care about IPL, like does it have any fans, does it sell out grounds and make money?

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11:23 am here. also nice and cold outside so i have my snuggie blanket on. have snacks and booze. who else comfy?

bloody good mate

have a feeling this new kit is gonna prove unlucky for england

any based youtube streams lads

based safa theme song

the tourism income made from the royals is more than the gdp of NZ unironically

*looks at the answers in the back of the textbook*

Bloody brilliant

at work like a proper poes. At least I'm pretty much left to my own devices most of the time. Watching the match whilst getting paid. Not ideal, but not bad either.

Am sick as fuck so not comfy at all desu

digits and morgan out for a duck

hate this anthem

Grim state of our world

need Buttler to get 100 lads

>kookaburra balls for the wc

based

Get well soon my little koala bear x

pffft. why dont you just inherit money and live a comfy life?

I work at home in my underwear.

Cricket is on boys

glad to see oscar pretorious got a second chance and made something of himself after jail

Feel like zachy b is the last person I would want besides me in the trenches. He seems like a cowardly traitor who would throw you under the bus at the first opportunity

>Tahir opening the bowling

Indian bookies just cleaned up lads, the fix is in

fuck your bloposting

Faf with the 1992 World Cup New Zealand bowling strategy.

why are all the batsmen white but all the bowlers coloured?

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I'll suck your dick to live the NEET life no problem.

yep the fix is in

Faf you fucking retard hahahahaha

what's the English version of

>monkey noises

?

>jason goy

GONE. FUCK OFF. BACK TO YOUR DADS GRAVE.

KEK THE STATE OF ENGLEL

POOSTOW

HAHAHAHAHA

OH NONONONO NONONONO

GET FUCKED GET FUCKED

hate batting first

kek

K E K

ON YOUR FUCKING BIKE CUNT

Looooool England EXPOSED

BASED PAKI

the absolute state of you

T H E
H
E

F I X
I
X

I S
S

I N
N

TAHIR THE LEGEND

Choking already. Jesus Christ

I JUST LOST 220 QUID

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKEOPWJRFUIOSEHD

GOTTEM
YOU'RE DONE MATE
FIRST WC WICKET
AND IT'S YOU YOU FUCKING GINGER LOSER

>betting

Will the crowd boo Root again?

GOLDEN DUCK FUCKING HELL JONNY

biz idea: australia disintegrates and the state teams go to the world cup.

FUCKING KEKLAND

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>englel

>invent sport be shit at it

>invent sport be shit at it
>invent sport be shit at it

>invent sport be shit at it

>invent sport be shit at it

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does smelly colored fag still post here?

Will Englel cricket ever recover if they don't even win a match this world cup?

Lads why are pakis so based

anyone think they should change the rules so edges arent out? fed up of bowlers just fishing for nicks instead of bowling at the stumps lads

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Cant wait to see Smith and Warner slither out kek

>wh*toids

THE post.

How based is Tahir

>turn on the cricket late
>first ball wicket
BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE BASTE

>believing englel will win this world cup
OH NONONONONONONONONONO AHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>4 years work coming to fruition

Oh no no no no

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Spinner bowling the 1st over actually worked?

YES BASED
GO INDIA
FUCK ENGLAND LOSE EVERY GAME

It was the second ball

>1/1 (1)

Faf with the 200+ IQ starting with a spin bowler. Will englando ever recover????

love it when our paki runs around the field with his arms out

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India will lose every game.

1/1 (1.1 ov) Roy 1

Why are gingers so mentally weak lads

Luv Pakistan
ate india

Simple as

new zELITEland

Love Graeme Smith lads.

predicting ngubu to get a wicket this over

based import.

>1/1
>favourites

CAM ON TAHIR
SCAR SAM FACKIN WICKETS

Need more black lads involved in cricket

>all those empty seats
Absolutely digusting

If anyone needs this for later...

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not a fan of this fox cricket score overlay lads

it's FUCKING TRIPE

this is pretty nervy

This. What the fuck england?

Are pakis strongmind?

its a sell out
people just turn up late or outside queuing to get in

Its on Gem lad

tahir the one man paki rape gang

looks packed to me

they're not pasting these shitty graphics across my screen the whole WC are they?

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what the fuck those cunts literally ripped off my business idea about having a fielder tracker graphic

rate this brown umpire lad

Just realised this aggressiveness means we will probably never see another Cook ever again

grim

why do aussies love rupert murdoch so much?

its for the 3rd world where they still have 4:3 tv and bad eyesight

lads we still doing
>
>>
>>>
?

watching the cricket boys

England excels at playing attackingly. Once they get defensive they fold. Gonna be an easy win for the saffa cunts

I see a shitty 6 panel comic in your future.

Is everyone getting the same graphics?

early pioneer of the asian gf

Cricket World Cup amnesty

time to stand up and be counted jase

pathetic chunk by england

threads way too fast
awful

Will have to get up 30min later tmrw and get a bit more cricket in lads

Got the same shit one on fox sport

why isn't anyone at the match?

CHUNK

If Tahir slowed down, he would be Imwalk Tahir

rooot

reckon a wicket might be on the cards here

Not keen on this ground music every time there's a break in play.

looking forward to the stoinGOD man of the series to silence the non believers

Nearly was one there

>muh carnival atmosphere

how can angl*ids compete with the wogGOD

yep same on supersport

Based woggod

They need to appeal to sub continental shitters who have notorious bad taste in music

t. Stavros Dolopolololous

For me, it's the 1970s Windies

prove to me you're not a blowy

KEK where are all you cunts now? talking shit thinking we would collapse but nowhere to be seen now were blowing them the fuck out

based

mate I wish I was a based wog
unfortunately I'm a pasty celtoid

Anything on the reverse is based and redpilled

utterly cringe

oOOOooOooOooOoo fernanDooooOoooOoo

based

you tell them boss

chunk

-50 iq for faf fot keeping tahir on

yeh fuck off

So true

*chunks*

Don't think this big brain tactic from South Africa is working lads

absolute bender in the cards for this long weekend
based Queen's Birthday lads

OOOOOOOOOOOoo

Found the bald cunt

It is my village.

>batsmen are wearing sweater
Absolute state of English summer.

can't wait for all this cricket lads

Keep your hair on m8

lol

Not smiling now are ya darkie

>Natural variation

can't wait to go to bed half way through the first innings of all of this cricket lads
seriously which fucking retard was in charge of scheduling the games

Reminder Shahid Afridi lied about his age by 5 years for his entire career

don't ever say the NS words in this thread again

How you doing lad, heard its pretty hot these days

Uhm actually it's spring not summer sweetie

Just stay awake lol

*claps repeatedly*
Looking edgy LADS catch coming our way

When did Andrew Symonds start playing for England?

simply no such thing as natural variation, shane warne tier brainlet cope when faced with the world of physics

Just smoke some meth and drop a fin

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June is day after tomorrow. Summer everywhere except for your godforsaken rock

Rashid Khan added on about a decade

he was talking about watching the 92 world cup on TV in an interview a bit back and the bloke was allegedly born in fucking 98 or something

You see the trick is to not try to get a wicket just bowl with intent consistently and let natural variation get you a wicket

the legendary australian neet

Should they schedule them at 6am local time for the 30 Kiwis who care about cricket?

apart from the southern hemisphere

Americans lol

Got another job recently. Wish I could go back to skating and gyming all day.

Funny how winter starts Sat lads and the temp will drop 5°. Like a fucking switch.

Summer begins on the solstice not the start of June you fat ignorant cunt

he obviously meant replays on youtube boomer

natural variation is snake oil fed to the south asian masses

>batsman walks down the wicket and uses his bat to flatten it and edit the way the ball would have moved
>nobody says shit

>bowler uses sandpaper to rub the ball and edit the way the ball would have moved
>BAN

why?

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Just shelve a finny lah

*attacks ur mindset* :)

Swangin

probably because one is done in full view of both teams so they have access to the same information while the other consists of hiding sandpaper under your sack then trying to put it in your sunglasses bag like a mong cunt after you've been found out

>all these loose shots
England are DONE

Gonna go to bed but still post my thoughts here without Following the game. This place falls apart without me otherwise.

>Batsman reverse sweeps
>Perfectly fine and respected shot if you can pull it off

>bowler says his bowling over the wicket with his right arm
>secretly bowls it over the wicket or from his left hand
>illegal

45°C right now.
I just checked oval is above 20°C and they are still wearing sweaters

english cricket and 10 year old songs go hand in hand

Imagine an international cricketer watching roblinda's classic 'most retarded bowler in cricket history'

HEYYYY YAAA

what about taping sandpaper to the back of your jersey, so when you rub the ball on your chest or leg the sandpaper underneath rubs through

catering to the boomer cricket crowd

They should remove all restrictions on bowlers. Just make the release above the waist height

Still can't believe they actually just took fucking sandpaper onto the field - unbelievable.

>south africhoke

>2003

Fuck im so old

can't say I'm jealous of that, comfy 10 degs here

>batsman advances and plays down the pitch
>Fine

>Bowler pulls out and then chucks the ball from halfway down at the batsmans shins
>No ball
Blatant discrimination

kek

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where is this being played? its too sunny and too many whites in the crowd to be england

not even watching desu just shitposting

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Must be Wales

>no bumble

England and Wales

>batsman plays it fine
>fine

>bowler bowls from behind the batsman's wicket
>not ok

reckon safas have missed a trick here

another classic /cric/ anthem
youtu.be/O0lf_fE3HwA

is that a melon?

GONE FUCK OFF

>If South Africa altered their fielding positions then actually the batsman could have been caught out when he played his shot into empty space
Top tier analysis

Such a good format

bit early for damage control

the white your seeing is the empty seats

well gully is generally used when a fast bowler is bowling

>spit on the ball with your dirty disease ridden saliva and rub it in with your hands while 11 other men do the same with no sink facilities available
>Normal

>Do a clean fiberous poo directly on to the ball and blow of the excess with a ripping fart
>Get kicked out
Truely a strange sport

no way africa can hang with this run rate. theyre done

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England is still mostly white except for London, Bradford, Birmingham, Liverpool, and all the other cities

>bowls it 150kmh at your head
>kills you
>fine

>bowls underarm slowly so you can wallop it
>not ok

I mean wtf

/afl/ runs /cric/

business idea: replace your spit glands with those of a komodo dragon and use your secretly acidic spit to degrade the ball

Sean Abbott is walking free right now. A dangerous murderer in YOUR neighborhood. You child could be next.

I don't believe any of these conspiracies about other people secretly running /cric/

has there been a english commentator yet?

Christ this commentary is boring.

AFL is literally a dead general. it barely survives even on gameday and is dead every other time. look at the IP count and its usually less than 30 unique posters

Business idea: superglue sandpaper to your tongue and lick the ball

SEETHING

/cric/ runs /hoc/

Truth.

where's BT?

>/nrl/ on the front page
>/afl/ nowhere to be seen

its just the truth lad,afl is dying. i didnt want to be mean i only posted to get trips

BIG DICK /CRIC/

afl is too stupid to get past the IP block

>celebrate a wicket with whooping and hollering
>Fine

>Expressing your righteous disappointed in getting out by throwing yourself on your haunches and bellowing 'NIGGERRRRR'
>Repremanded
Its all bullshit

kek didn't some cunt use a cough drop he had in his mouth once? Way more thought out than that Aussie sandpaper shit, Warner is such a pissy mong cunt

unlike the rest of you mouth breathers we don't clog up Yea Forums outside of games being played

SEETHING

It does fine on game day

What’s a good excuse to stay home and watch the cricket?

i think south africa will be looking for a wicket here

wrong, only the most muscular, intelligent posters were able to circumvent the ISP ban (if they even got one) thus >we got rid of the shit and enhanced our MUSCULAR general at the same time.

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That's because /afl/ isn't a general, freshie. It only has threads when there's actually a game on, and usually beats out /nrl/ in post count

t. seething

Reminder people only post in the general if the sport is boring, otherwise they're busy watching it

the cricket?

>come home from long day at uni
>have a nap
>watch cricket
doesnt get comfier than this

That was Du Plessis.
He was done using his zipper before that too, whichbis shy cricket pants dont have zips anymore lol

a simple reply from a simple mind

wrong again. let root get to 50 asap and then he'll throw his wicket away of his own accord

business idea: rub your balls with sandpaper until they themselves become as rough as sandpaper, then rub the ball on them. you cant be banned for having a rough ballbag

>no more thursday night footy

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reminder that politics hamstring all south african sport.

t. ANC

what do you think the umpire would do if a player started rubbing the ball right up their arse crack if they thought the leftover faeces might do something to the ball?

weird for Steyn to retire right at the start of a WC

ngubu is shit lads

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quota player if I've ever seen one.

reminder politics was the reason south africa hosted the world cup in 2010

india would be too overpowered so theyd probably ban it for the good of the sport

You know its fucked when kyle fucking abbot walks to play domestic county Cricket
He ended the entire Australian middle orders career in a day

link the radio comms up
bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_five_live_sports_extra

business idea: hire a bunch of hairy greek lads as bowlers and have them rub the ball on their wire wool rug of chest hair before each ball

i thought pretorious got banned for murdering his wife

someone please tell me why SA havent selected the following players

>Hardus Viljoen
>Simon Harmer
>Stiaan van Zyl
>David Wiese
>Kyle Abbott
>Rilee Rossouw
>Marchant de Lange
>Heino Kuhn
>Wayne Parnell
>Duanne Olivier

fucking cold lads

best thing to do is have the radio maybe 5-10 sec ahead so incase you arnt paying attention you never miss anything

kek

business idea: starc rubs it across his disgusting pockmarked face

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotaism

bro she looks 12

Leave immediately

shes 16 m8

ignore richo posters

barry check the fuse box

I shag

Most girls are sexually mature by 12

Kino way of watching cricket tttt

So Channel 9 only has this the Australian matches and the fimal right?

Based Harry taking a day off from his mulatto wife and quadroon baby.

score some fackin wickets

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who is the hottest abbo in the world lads? is it possible to be attractive as a purebred abbo?

>she's actually 7
hope he gets banned 2bh

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the selectors bottled it by picking the ginger glovelet jonny chokestow over james vince
that was the point I realised that they don't care about success and will only pick based on who is the bigger name
Disgrace

hate batting friendly wickets.

one day sucks because wickets dont matter. you lose a wicket in test and its a fucking massive deal, here its like well whatever we wanted to finish 250/9 anyway

Ok done. Enjoy the game lads.

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There basically arent pure ones
No
Its abo, the word is aboriginal. Where does the second be come from?

based big dick nick

>Everything's easier when you smash an Abo

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Probably Jessica Mauboy, who's mixed

grim thread

Amla
de Kock
Markram
dual Pussies (c)
van der Dussen
Duminy
Pretorius
Phelukwayo
Rabada
Ngidi
Tahir

v

van Zyl
Rossouw
de Villiers (wk)
Ingram
Kuhn
Levi
Wiese
Abbott
Morkel
Harmer
Olivier

its annoys me how they never show the run rate

because abo would be pronounced ay-bo, the double b makes sure the a is short

ur mum

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wish they still used real balls for one day and not this bleached white t20 meme plastic

these games are going to get so rowdy in the evening

more like basedgulch

>not having a cricinfo tab open at all times for up-to-date stats
that's all on you mate

thinkig of wicket

based lingustichad. fucking JFs trying to explain our own language to us

Would make it to easy. Our politicians decided to give other countries a chance and force quotas.

Is Tahan Lew-Fatt, an abo?

i wish your mum still had real tits for one day and not her bleached white arsehole meme pornstar

tried too hard/10

>lew-fatt
shes indian american m8

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KEK

>Tahir's figures came from two innings in Adelaide - after 0-180 in Australia's first innings, he recorded 0-80 in the second dig completed on Sunday.

>Adding to his insult, the Pakistan-born tweaker thought he had escaped the inglorious record by taking a wicket on Saturday when Australia opener Ed Cowan was caught at cover from his bowling.

>Tahir jubilantly raised his arms and cupped an ear to an Adelaide crowd which had been taunting him for days.

>But a video review revealed a no-ball

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Post your wtf images

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>Woman commentator

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haha time for ISA

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literally nowhere in Plopdiv showing the cricket World Cup absolute state of it thank god im going home soon

HOLY FUCKING YUMMOLA

I JUST CUMMOLA IN MY PANTSOLA

why are you so desperate for attention josh

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I just tune out everything she says la. Can't stand it.

bairstow really let himself down today

oh no no no

Put a bag over her head and she's a 10

based

he will be disappointed to get out for a first ball duck, he probably will have wanted to score a few more runs

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boring, shall go to bed

have sex

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aw man

Reminder Mitchell Johnson bowled a no ball whilst on a hat trick

Holy crap

Had the sharts real bad earlier. Will post results if desired.

why is there a girl commenting on the cricket? when the fuck did this shit start?

Post your skid marks

its political correctness gone mad

gib naan

very high IQ move

Grim

i dont really like and its nothing more than virtue
but desu theres lots of the women in the crowd especially compared to other sports

Just imagine lookng like Warnie as a girl.

Bender

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you tend to get quite a few women at rugby matches as well
can't imagine why

what’s this broad’s name

now this is the women for me

stuart

yeah my mum likes the cric but hates other sports. ive tried /cric/ memes on her but she doesnt get them

fuck Bulgaria

broad is an english bowler m8

because the players are all 6'4 chads why do you think retard..

I hope you're not implying women like cricket more than other sports because the opposite is true.

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XD, for real though what is it

I'll do one better and give you my broad log of poo

sarcasm
/ˈsɑːkaz(ə)m/
noun
the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

Naangash Guptal

*clean bowls your heart*

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Getty Images

isa rogan josh jalfrezi

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This would be much better if it was a T20 tournament.

business idea: have her rub the ball on her yeasty minge degrading its surface and creating more movement

fuck you guys i found her

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agreed, 50 overs is an anachronism
compared to t20 odi might as well be a boycott net session. Dire

manlier jaw than every kiwi in this thread desu

>jason onions

SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THE CRICKET

Can't think of a poo pun
FUCK

phelu is one of the worst cricketers in the world

>Gayson Pooy

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gotem

>Le 50 and gets bored man

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BASED Irishman comes in

who the fuck is playing smoke on the water
they need a slap

queen of /cric/

but roots still in

Is she beautiful, or a goblin?

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Guitar sounds live....wtf is this shit?

EXTREMELY problematic to wear those colonisation uniforms to a South African match.

Both

REMOVE CELT

>getting out to toomuchwanko

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

ENGLAND FUCKED

I DONT BELIEVE IT

uh oh

haha guys

look

>poot

>Jon Rot

Tipping Poot to be out within the next 10 deliveries

>50 and out man

>le fifty and out man

>Poot

*breathes in*

Someone call Dr Heimlich we got ourselves a choker

have had to resort to streaming it on my phone

is that true mate

>50 and out
OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Rights for queers

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need atleast 2 more 50s from these

Listen guerrilla commentary zachy

i like root but he is quite onions

I was a producer on that last world cup

Will England score a single century this tournament?

will faf bring tahir back to put the breaks on?

how many of this SA line-up would you say are quota picks?

Using my highly elite methodology, which I shan't be revealing to you, I calculate England will score 336

don't use it as an insult

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Wahey

all of 'em except rabada

I'd flirt with her in a creepy way

William England (died 1896) was a successful Victorian photographer specialising in stereoscopic photographs m8

Not a fan of this new methodology I shall have to wait 10 more overs till I give my prediction

poomuckwanko and ngubu

arrest whoever did rabada’s lineup, that shit crooked as fuck

>no Buttler

I'm gonna wait for the win predictor to tell me who's on top

Loving the lads in Queens Guard outfits doing salutes after every boundary
BIG fan of the based British empire

...

visibly big brain on faf like certain man ITT

Not 1 but 2 gingers batting currently

Fucking Christ American bantz are woeful

We have been choking when quotas were not there . So doesn’t make a difference and the black guys have merit , they are not there cause they are just black.