/mlb/

What? Did you get dabbed on today bitch? You gonna shit yourself???

stop

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stay strong brother

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not friends with the phillies fuck off

This is the most autistic photo I have ever seen.

Seriously. I'm sorry.

We're all friends here user

sorry :/

I think I was too mean.

I'm sorry.

Allow me to apologize

I made a mistake and my guilt is growing. I apologize and apologize but no one forgives... is this what it means... to be forsaken?

The genny is the lotion pit from silence of the lambs

*spits*
get well soon

i wish my bankees would save machaddy from rotting away on the stinking poodres.

>KC: Sparkman ejected after beaning Anderson
Based spark man

hate crime

Why are Astro fans so weak /mlb/?
Have you never taken a foul ball to your body?

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Little shit didn't even have the fundamentals down
Bring a glove retard

dios mio

Does anyone have a video of the Kansas City broadcast of the ejection? All I see is the Who version where they're butthurt Anderson got hit and it didn't matter that it clearly wasn't intentional.

mlb.com/news/glenn-sparkman-tossed-after-hbp-tim-anderson

>dios
brachydios?

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Mucho gracious

>Blonde haired white guy hits Black Player with 80 MPH on helmet and shitcongo chimps out.

I am glad LA is not that bad yet.

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>Losestros

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>be houston
>lose

>hueston

>loseaton

How did Autistro handle the latest loss?

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The kid ended up being completely fine btw, they just took her to the hospital to make sure

>Butthurt Royals pitchers still throwing at Anderson over a bat flip
You're 18-37, grow thicker skin

The 2nd hand cringe is palpable

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The last post with the wojack is what really shows how pathetic he was.

youtube.com/watch?v=6YqGawcAThw
Why can't American Baseball Mascots be like this?

Based Dragons Girls

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Have some dignity with your images, this is why Japanese girls laugh at you behind your back.

Sir, with all due respect he had no idea. He is very sorry.

MLB needs to take a page out of NPB and have a build up to ejections as opposed to immediately throwing someone out.
youtube.com/watch?v=euTIFER4GHA

こりゃ怒るよ。振ってるもん。

Why do my 2nd best record in the NL Phillies get no love

Because umpball and Harper was a massive miscarriage of a signing?

Petty, ain’t ya.

Reminder youtube.com/watch?v=WTi0iCAiKXM

Based Janny killed killed that shit thread

I call em the Blow Jays :3

I call em the Blow Gays ;)

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I call them the Cubs!

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>/mlb/

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slept through my alarm. fucking mets

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Imagine making a thread without /mlb/. Can we ban that fool? Butter him up and throw him on the pan. Season him and toss him in the pot.

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>/pol/ meme
Yikes

>everyone crying for more nets
Fuck off, if you go to the game and don’t pay attention at all you deserve to get drilled by a foul ball

El futuro del paisis

because they are unsustainable and will collapse again

I once threw a bocce ball in the air and my cousins dog, a terrier, fucking thought we were playing fetch and got cracked over the head with it.

The thing whimpers for a little, lies down, then gets back up again like he didn’t just take what might as well have been a rock to the skull. Kid me was fucking mortified the whole time thinking I killed it. The fucker is still alive and well and smells like shit because they don’t bother to clean his teeth

>anonymous moral posturing
yikes

>cubs fan here!!
Well hello there.

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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love beisbol, HATE LA

Stop posting ugly whores ya lil mutt

>chimp anderson once again unable to handle the bantz

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>took his HBP without a word
>drove in the game winning run 6 innings later
He's pretty able.

Sitting cross-legged in the batter's box wiping tears out of your eyes is not "able". The pissbaby saw an eephus near his helmet, not a burning cross.

Are you reading MLB fanfiction or something? He got hit on the head, stood still, took his base, and that was it. He even said he didn't think it was intentional.

Holding a post game pow-wow with Al Sharpton looming over his shoulder in a beaded dashiki to the sound of jungle drums
"We gon break these chains!"
Nothing but fucking histrionics from this guy

May all your daughters fuck only black guys and bear you a multitude of mulatto grandchildren.

>i have nothing else to say so ill cuck post

May all your sons date only black guys.

Interesting that you went straight to the thought of fucking him. I thought it was just some playful banter, now we're starting a J/O session.
I'm not in the mood. Later, later.

this is your mind on porn and low iq

Huh?

>god I want to fuck him and watch him fuck
>i want to watch him BREED
I was just having some light lunchtime back and forth with you, but you defaulted to this "black bull" fantasy under pressure and now I gotta tap out.

>The pissbaby saw an eephus near his helmet,
The eephus is the most gangsta pitch ever.

Im not ugly. So when i talk to girls its not creepy.

*spits*
youtube.com/watch?v=uW0V6OsxDBo

So this... is the power... of steroids...

Holy roids!

>roids increase reflexes and pitch awareness

Sox cope or just salty?

Are we doing that thing again where yaks mutts act stupid and pretend that Arod didn't take steroids?

Salty salty yaks.

Yah seeth cause rod hit that needle. Really hope that wasnt steroids!

>mfw Phillies winnin the World series

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Not so fast

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The Phillies aren't the Mets.

Your right. They are worse.

>Mets down 12 games on the Phillies
>Worse
Chicano favela rats truly have no brains don't they?

Oh just you wait for your colllapse. You guys are just like the rockies.

0 stamina. Im gonna be laughin you stupid phillie mongrel inbred.

Remind me again how much Bryce Harper cost?

330 million American Dollars
Remind me of his slash line again?

severely underrated post

>projecting much?

102nd for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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Prove you're not a casual:
Name 4 players off the top of your head from different positions from the following teams as follows (2 position players, 1 starter, 1 relief pitcher):

Detroit Tigers
Miami Marlins
Baltimore Orioles
Cincinnati Reds
Chicago White Sox
Tamba Bay Rays
Arizona Diamondbacks
Toronto Blue Jays

No cheating. Good luck.

>loser teams besides the rays
Who cares?

Naming relief pitchers from teams that won't come within 20 games of a WC spot. Thanks but no thanks.

Found the casual.

Found the fly over fan.

t. casual

That's the point of the quiz. To see who is actually knowledgeable and not just a front running espn guzzling faggot.

Too lazy. I watch 2-3 games a day though and mostly the small market teams because I'm looking for potential talent ect...

I only pay attention to my division tho

Is this supposed to be hard?

>Caring about losers that will never effect you

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>Detroit Tigers
Miggy, Vmart, Boyd, Greene
>Miami Marlins
Deitrich, Ozuna, ?, ?
>Baltimore Orioles
Mancini, Jones, ?, ?
>Cincinnati Reds
Votto, ?, Bailey, ?
>Chicago White Sox
Anderson, Moncada, Giolito, ?
>Tamba Bay Rays
Pham, ?, Glasnow, ?
>Arizona Diamondbacks
Goldschmidt, ?, ?, ?
>Toronto Blue Jays
Guerrero Jr, Biggo, Stroman, Biagini
I tried

>Vmart
He retired dude.

Casual
Frontrunning idiot casual

>Biagini
It's be a genie casual fuck

Should someone tell him about Goldschmidt?

I hate casual sports fans. Those fans that follow the home team but don't know anything about the rest of MLB are the worst. Don't ever wear home team merchandise because people will assume you're casual trash.

>the absolute state of /mlb/

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What about the "fans" who only get their knowledge from ESPN?

nobody watches espn

I didn't think espn covered sports anymore

only if a nigger is getting bullied

What do they cover?

blm protests

>tigers
Cabrera castellanos fulmer green
>marlins
Urena romo castro granderson
>orioles
cashner davis villar means
>reds
votto dietrich gray iglesias
>white sox
giolito moncada anderson colome
>rays
snell meadows pham castillo
>dbacks
bradley greinke ahmed jones
>blue jays
stroman guerrero jr biggio giles

casuals btfo

I actually genuinely forgot Greinke was still on the dbacks.

>small benis white guy

now there's a casual

>philthies

philthies..philthies

Okay my turn.
Name ONE player on the phillies
No cheating ;^)

>ooga booga muh dick
every time

Bicie harpie!!!! Yay!

Sorry about your small dick

Imagine following the advice of someone telling you not to wear your team's gear

Odubel Herrera

>be houston
>lose

Is there video of the girl getting beaned at Wrigley?

I don't think there are enough English-speaking black people on the planet to have been able to start every conversation about dicks on the internet. Pretty sure the stereotype about white guys being the most obsessed about dicks is based in truth.

you tried to be clever but I didn't even say that

Oh woops it looks like he was in Houston.

I don't ever try to be clever, I just often get confused for that by people even dumber than I am.

if you're so smart show me where I said the negroids started every conversation about dicks on the internet

it’s on jewtube but it happened so fast you can barely get a good look

why do niggers have to commit so many crimes and ruin places that were once nice all the time

>I just often get confused for that by people even dumber than I am
Proof, this 17 year old gentleman man right here:

All races do that.

stop shitting up /mlb/ faggots

tell the niggers to stop shitting up the country

Sorry sir :c

try not to cut yourself on all that edge junior

>facts are edgy

Yes they are. So fuck off with them.

You must be 18 to post on Yea Forums, Sonny.

Me, I like baseball. My team? The California Angels of Los Angeles playing out of Anaheim.

I like the cut of your jib. But I absolutely LOATHE the team you support and the city in which they represent.

Hey, that's fine by me. I like a nice rivalry. I don't know what team you support, but I hope my team destroys yours the next time they play each other. Have fun watching baseball, friend.

I went to bed when it was 8-3 mets. AMA

>hating on the angels
I'm sorry, but the Angels aren't even close to being relevant enough to hate.

How late into the day did you find out how badly Diaz had shit the bed? First thing in the morning or did you walk around for a couple hours thinking the Mest had beaten the doyos?

I'm a Dodgers fan you nonce.

Oh so you just woke up, eh Paco?

ey u bang ese?

that other guy isn't me; I checked pretty soon after I woke up. I had a feeling they blew it as soon as I woke up though

Si on both accounts.

Are you from the avenues? I saw an episode of gangland on them.

dios mios

That should have been a given when he said that he turned off the game after being blown out before the middle of the game. "beating traffic"

Harper quietly up to .252/.370/.490 now.

I'm thinking about your mom and """beating traffic"""" right now if you know what I mean ;)

Haters BTFO

traffic is the nickname for ur ass my mom is gonna peg you don’t fucking reply to this post

Lmao...you fucking lardtards... We got such a bright future... Damn! Excited as fuck just thinkin bout it... we got Notorious Nola, Astonishing Arrieta, Stylin Segura, Radiant Realmuto, haunting hoskins, placid pivetta, hero Hernandez, kingery the king, fighting franco, and voracious velazquez...now we got HUSTLIN HARPER BABYY!!!! Who the fuck yall got?!

nbcsports.com/philadelphia/phillies/hustling-bryce-harper-makes-mom-and-dad-and-fans-happy-big-night-win-cardinals

>beating traffic
Who is "traffic", is that urias' wife? It makes sense as he loves traffic on the bases.

I really really REALLy (dis)like this post! Please (don't) make many more posts like this!
>you can inetrrpet the parts in parantheses how you see fit

Dubs and Kikuchi throws a perfect game tonight

It's happening but will it help? the mariners still suck.....

h/a/niger will get it going and they will win

>"he" is for expanding protective netting

>Just fuck my kid's teeth up, fampai

twitter.com/zack_hample/status/1133981431242350592

>i cant carry a glove and protect my family

Holy mother of based!!! /ourguy/ hample dropping the BOMB on niggas!

what is the down side?

I love you guys.

Son, I'm going to go get hot dogs and nachos for the family. I'll be back as soon as I can, but the line at the food stand is long. Here is my glove. You're the man of the family while I'm gone. Obey your mother and protect your sister's honor. If you see a ball coming our way and that man Hample comes around trying to claim what is ours, let God guide your fists and show him no mercy. Be strong. I will always be proud of you.

fuck this idiot....FUCK HIM!

I'll make sure to punch him in the balls just before the ball gets here.

Accomodating weak men and their ugly female enablers.

>adult bringing a glove to a game
die

>bringing a baseball glove to the baseball game is icky, id rather have extended netting covering all the way to the batter's eye so i can browse r/science on reddit with my iphone during the game instead of having to worry about my wife's son jamalquan being assaulted by a baseball hit by Chase Utley

do you bring your own chopped off heads to your divegrass games? no you don't

yay :D

>Accomodating weak men and their ugly female enablers.
Any actual argument?

the recipient of that speech after laying Hample out on the ground and doing his daddy proud

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what is more pathetic not having a world series win in 30 years because your owners are mega jews and wont spend money in the biggest media market in the world or not having a world series in 30 years when your owners are willing to spend but are just incompetent

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>oh no i've been find out as reddit, better damage control, how can i convince them im a fellow 4channeler?
>u-um cartel violence mr mexican, sir

Its not surprising that you dont see the issue with that situation

He did everyone proud that day

>what is more pathetic
being a who's fan

oh man we're sorry we really are trying our best D: we just need to catch a break man but keep your head up :D we can do it :D

look spic adults don't wear gloves to baseball games

both sound like the mest

Hey Pancho your tortilla is burning, stop posting and go flip it.

>look spic adults don't wear gloves to baseball games
Is Recker a spic?

sorry...

catching the ball barehanded is an advanced technique and not avised for netbabies

>i-if this doesnt work ill call him a spic next, i can make it up by prepping my wife's bull antonio tomorrow so its no biggie

This time? This year? Yep, this one is ours boys

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Like fuck they don't. Plenty of people play baseball for fun and bring their gloves to the game just to catch fouls and homers.

ASSHOLE

they're not adults they're manchildren and everyone laughs at you

uh oh assfucker found

BURN HIM IN OIL

Let us never forget the most alpha based chad move of all time

youtube.com/watch?v=8cQruSrslSU

>This time? This year? Yep, this one is ours boys
Toronto?

>being a who's fan
I mean....he's not wrong.

>no yankees baseball brought to me by the YES network tonight
ill just watch the mets get raped tonight then

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cut the onions up... I'll crush some garlic cloves... throw him in the oven... we're gonna fillet this asshole

>Baltimore Orioles
Mancini, Jones, ?, ?
A. Jones isn't with the Os anymore.

greatest moment in Rags history honestly

twins rays is gonna be one to watch

oh we own ya

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rasy...tloses...

>Astros Fan
yeah deserved it

holy based

this whole thread is cringe, man this thread is dead. /hoc/ still owns you

Daily reminder that Jeff McNeil was going to be in the Cano deal until Mets fans on twitter freaked out so loudly they had to pull him out and clumsily shoehorn him into LF after they picked up two more players who played 3B.

oh shut the fuck up bitch LMAO

Is baseball the sport with the most fan injuries?

one is mest one is doyers

I couldnt imagine another one. Hockey would be on par if not for glass protection

yes because all the fans are 65+ and get injured doing everything

that and hockey probably

>spicswing

>Yet another Rockies walk off

This is not good for my heart, and yet

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>yes because all the fans are 65+ and get injured doing everything
Yes including the little girls.

yeah I'm sure that 4 year old retard is an actual fan of baseball and wasn't just dragged there

oh seeth

oh seeth

twisn

>>XXXXXX3

checked

*steps on snake*
lol what are u gonna do about it???

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Give him spankies...someone make sure he gets them...treat him right...make it tender...

I'll follow through on the spankies...just cut him so slack though... we don't wanna be overly harsh...

tlose lol tlose

when oh WHEN will the dodgers fix their fucking bullpen

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I think this Harper kid is starting to break out

When does McNeil get back

TLOSES

A few years after his amputation surgery.

the ABSOLUTE STATE of Martin Perez

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Where is my White Sockies thread!?

Ask BAJP

>a team beating the tWINs is their World Series
LMAO

>twins getting fucked up when they step outside the central
surprise surprise.

@BAJP where is my White Sockies thread!?

So true bro...where the new villains of the mlb bro

The Rays are a legit World Series contender as are the Twins. I'm not watching that game, but I imagine the Rays pitching is the only thing that can stop the Twins.

What about the yankees?

The Yankees who lost in extra innings to the Royals?

Seethe at the Yankees.

Know your place.

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*loses to the 3rd worst team in the league in your path*
So seethed bro lmao

See

fucking Tampa Bay, you fuckers

>god damn twinks

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mr killabrew would be very displeased

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He gonna he relieved after this inning for sure

is this payback for the mariners
this must be payback for what they did to the mariners

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Good thing the cubs didn’t play today. A child got another chance at life.

Whom?

for me, it’s nig cuppy

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This. The cube menace needs to be held accountable

More Comedy Central Goodness.

Also
>T_ _ _s

Oh well, still comfortably first with this loss.

>is this payback for the mariners
>this must be payback for what they did to the mariners
Are you “Cubs fan here!”? If so, well hello there.

Which baseball-related things or persons make you feel all comfy and such?

OH
I'M
SORRY,
BUT
DID
THE
TWINS
ALREADY
LOSE?

no
the only thing I've been doing consistently is telling Garver to get well soon
He's on a rehab assignment and I'm happy that he got well soon

Imagine what sort of idiot would trade Glasnow and Meadows for a middle of the order pitcher. lol wow.

Hardwood in the hands of burly men.

>tfw that trade never would have happened if the T'ins never clamored for Delmon goddamn Young all those years back

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...

cubs fan here

Sorry to hear that

CHOOOOOOOOO

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oh die

Explain? Garza was in the trade, but it's been so long that I forgot if anything else resulted from it.

>implying both wouldn't have season ending injuries by now anyways if they stayed with the Buccos

OwO

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>On November 28, 2007, the Rays traded Young, along with Brendan Harris and Jason Pridie, to the Minnesota Twins for Jason Bartlett, Matt Garza, and Eduardo Morlan

Jason Bartlett ended up being great for a while too, while Brandon Harris was stuck being backup for the legendary Nick Punto

And the rest of that trading tree:
>On January 7, 2011, Garza was traded from the Rays to the Chicago Cubs as part of an eight-player deal. The Cubs sent outfielder Sam Fuld, and prospects Chris Archer, Hak-Ju Lee, Brandon Guyer, and Robinson Chirinos to the Rays for Garza, outfielder Fernando Perez and minor league left-handed pitcher Zac Rosscup

>On July 31, 2018, Archer was traded to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for Tyler Glasnow, Austin Meadows and a player to be named later, later revealed to be Shane Baz.

>bUt iT waS aN 86 MpH PiTcH!!!???

lol forgot about Baz. he legit too

>T_ _ _s
Is today the day the inevitable collapse starts? What do you lifelongs think?

youtube.com/watch?v=QtwVOqPTxgg
I still don't get how balks work after watching this.

Mad about the birds?

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Seethin at the birbs?

Smug duckies makin ya rage?

flying duckos make ya throw a tantrum?

Twins lost something like 11-0 to Houston a month ago. Shit happens, and they can bounce back.

Idk if I can say the same for Perez's season tho

The Tampa Bay gays are frauds and will fall short

PUUUUUUUUUNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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they don't have a single losing streak of more than two games, either. they'll probably pick up at least one win against the rays. I'd like it if they could get two. I don't expect three, but it could happen

>Over .500
>Won 6/7
>4 walk offs of the last 7
>Climbed a division spot
>Positive run differential

It's happening.

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ROCKTOBER

>twinks
LMAO

>be twins
>tlose

Mets @ Dodgers

>warning on your tickets that say FOUL BALL AREA
>warning in the entrance tunnel that says PAY ATTENTION FOR FOUL BALLS
>warning on the back of EVERY SEAT that says PAY ATTENTION FOR FOUL BALLS AND BATS
>netting that leaves only a 15 foot span for balls to come by up the 3rd base line which makes literally every other possible seat in the stadium safe except for the ones you CHOOSE and are warned about

...
But no.

Its MLB's fault.
Fuck those irresponsible parents. Fuck them dude.
>b-but...nets dont change the game

OH REALLY? NO MORE WALL CATCHES, NO MORE PAST BALLS GOING FOR EXTRA BASES, NO MORE DIVING INTO THE STANDS, NO MORE FAN INTERACTION...
I will officially stop watching all baseball if they really net the entire line and outfield. Cause thats what comes next when a homer hits some fucking retarded NIGGER child.

trip on

sir there's no reason to be so harsh

Get hype.

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what a drama queen

Ray's have the payroll of a chuck e cheese.

Bye Felicia.

I’m hyped, but I think our bullpen is too fucked to really amount to much this season I hate to say

>if they really net the entire line and outfield
the fuck, is this something being discussed or something?

>MFW Kyle Freeland is shit and Jeff Hoffman got gud
>Shaw back to choking
>Oh lost it

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RECKTOBER

Feels bad. They should call up lambert for a couple starts and send freeballin to AAAlbuqurque

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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tloses!!!!1

Take it easy felicity

>twinkies

Here you go gallie here you go

....straight back to the dugout!!!

Players who are dogshit:
Matt Carpenter
Miles Mikolas
Yu Darvish
Miguel Sano

Players who are good
Meadows
Gleyber Torres
Tim Anderson
Soroka

Attention the whos are about to blow it.

Put some money on the mets last night and went to sleep in the second inning. Was a total fluke game. Put more on them tonight, free money

Where?

All over Cleveland

Getting real tired of these white sox fucktards... SKOOOOL

Eagles pwn the viqueenies

I kinda like the yankees, pulling for them this year since my m's are finished

I had no idea...

KEK PHILTHIES KEK

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Die in a fire reddit meme poster

VIKONGS KEK VIKONGS

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What's her story?

Just a simple city girl that enjoys eating and looking forward to the philthies series.

Wishbone

she fucked me in the restroom of a Cracker Barrel after we ate about 120$ worth of food together.

twins

based

>doyers win

¡ARIBA!

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Basedball

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It was really hard to understand why they made that trade. Archer was basically a more established and consistent version of Pittsburgh Glasnow -- inefficient, a touch homer prone, good strikeout stuff -- just making more money, less of a physical specimen, and further removed from his shiniest days. Meadows was a lefty OF, but its not like Dickerson was going to be extended beyond his arb years.

Someone teach this guy a lesson

youtube.com/watch?v=uwIe9sbAGRA
STANKEES KEK STANKEES

>3 against the Orioles
>4 against the Dbags

Wait till the All Star Break when you start facing teams over .500

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Thanks, fren.

Hello, lads.

Thank you, user.

Based user

user with the bants

user DAD DICKING based /mlb/ once again

getting REAL tired of this user asshole

We are anonymous

Seethe: Sing, Goddess, Harper's seething
Black and murderous, that cost the Phillies
Incalculable pain, pitched countless souls
Of heroes into Hades' dark,
And left their bodies to rot as feasts
For dogs and birds, as Zeus' will was done.
Begin with the clash between Trout-
The Angels’ warlord- and godlike Harper.

Today I will remind them, Josh Hamilton killed a fan.

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Billy Hamilton fast

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>Billy Hamilton fast
Recker is faster.
youtube.com/watch?v=DZO3IzlPh4c

Recker chat has kool-aid-manned through the building and thrust itself fully in the genny

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Flyover loser faggot.

Enjoy comedy central.

I would love to get knocked out by a ball hit by Chase Utley.

youtu.be/T2DtByPNkHY

At least he caught the ball!

>Recker chat has kool-aid-manned through the building and thrust itself fully in the genny
Why do you think that is?

Men in the genny just chomp at the bit for a man with a woman's ass

honestly these recker posties are really messing with my psyche

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FUCK THIS GUY!!!!! SOMEONE GET ME HIS IP!!!!!!!!

This knucklehead needs a good spank

>royals win a game
>/mlb/ in an immediate seethe

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shut the fuck up bitch

I like the Royals.

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Based Dodgerbro
You get one (one) bantz against a team of your choice
Name it and it shall be done

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The Mets.

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we own your team asshole

>mest

Post walk-up music
youtube.com/watch?v=AFg2a5SC7BQ

youtube.com/watch?v=uZS0WIQI7UU

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youtube.com/watch?v=4zuoP9AhJgM

Based Dodgerbro,
youtube.com/watch?v=7fpta-CXnhs
Rank my LA music

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^
Reddit in the house!

Thanks I' like houses too

Post walk-up music
youtube.com/watch?v=sps-lNmjmxM

Reddit has entered the thread and grasped the threadies throat!

*crack's knucles...(*
This is one war you won't ein.

youtube.com/watch?v=sps-lNmjmxM
me in the helmet

youtube.com/watch?v=jj8gAhAHuV8
me in the helmet

u-uh sorry sir g-go easy on me!

youtube.com/watch?v=eq5mJYkJH6U

Mmmm..gimme the old days...when we weren't worried bout politics...when we could just drink a cold slurpee and go for a nice bikeride...back when life was about fun...when people didnt care about what you did....mmmm....pick up game at the park...semicharmed life playin the background...plenty o smiles....o they stole my sunshine...auntie barb bake a pie...yum...ole danny from 'cross the block got one of those new ipod's... looks neat...Mmmm...love the purple ketchup with those delish fries ma makes...yumm...grab a capri sun n watch the ball game then off to sleep...yum
...the fun days...

I try me best

Mmmm...kids these days...they aint no the joy of playing a game o ball at the park with the neighborhood youngins...all on their fancy gadgets playin with mumbo jumbo...theyd rather play baseball on their nintendos than learn the game....mmmm...god help this great country

youtube.com/watch?v=Fo7XPvwRgG8

Mmm yummm nothin like a fresh dog at the ballpark...yumm...mustart please....onions too please! oh yummm...lovin this fusion of flavor...mmmm a large pepper compliments this well....quite indeed... yum...quite the crunch on the dogs skin yum...tasty ballpark dog ill say

Based wow royals user

youtube.com/watch?v=umAgdVTBae0
zug zug brother

why are people around the MLB such pussies today? who decided it wasn't okay to bean a guy for showboating?

We need more Ted Williams in the game. dude was fuckin based.

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>page 7

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my liberal brother told me baseball is culturally irrelevant in modern america. i called him a faggot.
why does he think this? he's 21 and a rising senior at Iowa State University

because he's a faggot

He's not wrong, most folks these days would rather watch niggers shoot basketballs and kick field goals

Fuck Bob nutting

Why are pitchers allowed to hoot and holler and fist pump when they get a strikeout?

Only doublefaggots care about whats "culturally relevant."
People need to stop being so self conscious and enjoy what they enjoy.

They are?

who said they were

Netting needs to be all around the field in my opinion. Maybe not so high but like hockey make it tall enough so line drives will never hit a fan. Popups and such can still be catchable and no one gets hurt.

Cope

Any faggot pitcher who fist pumps or hops like an ape when he strikes someone out is going to get a line drive coming to them later. That's just how these unwritten rules work.

I call him Chimp Anderson

>niggers
>kick field goals
???
Pretty sure the kicking positions in football are even whiter than quarterback

who was that based harvard grad who used to kick for the vikings and spend all his free time playing WoW and couldn't give less of a fuck about football

Chris Kluwe

he didn't go to harvard, he went to UCLA. but he was a member of one of the top ranked raiding guilds in WoW.

can someone redpill me on japanese baseball

Why doesn't baseball have guys like that?

because baseball is actually hard

>sale
>1-6
where did it all go wrong

Played mostly by asians?

World Series hangover

He has more rings than your shitty pitcher.

Cringe bro cringe

but what if his pitcher has 2?

You take a shit, and then eat your shit and say you're enlightened.
That's the truth of redpill

such a bluepilled post

Cringe bro cringe

you're a cringe bro cringe

Sorry I didn't know

you did know and yet you kept doing it

Cuhringe!!

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go astros

.. into the trash

I'M A DOYER!!!

Chadley Rutschman

No, I'm sorry I didnt know

IT'S UP

youtube.com/watch?v=TJAG_J-Roxs

>that playful banter
this guy's a savage!

>be mets
>lose

Holy based

We coming back

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lol

Source?

Nats rollin right through June.

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Himouto Umaru chan

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Thanks for you (you)'s shiteaters.

Now I regret giving you that at all

Still blue pilled and cuhringe!!!

They do, they're called closers.

Still waiting for Romo, Rodney and Stroman to get theirs then

Back in the day before the pussies instituted the dh they would just bean pitchers that acted like clowns

Closer play MMO raids? BASED!

Unlike pitchers, hitters have a much harder time controlling where the ball goes off the end of the bat so it may not happen immediately or ever even if the batter wants to do it.

Cubs @ Cards
There were complaints about it not being made and I won't be around at First Pitch, so here it is for you guys. Hope you can keep it alive.

ajajaja kkkkkkk

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>cusb so stupid they rely on 1 faggot to make the thread

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>honestly these recker posties are really messing with my psyche
Why do they mess with your psyche?

is that actually how that works?

bos v nyy gamethread

twins, to be quite desu with you

>late night baseball
thanks doyers

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who? no one gives a flying fuck about your flyover team.

Go Astros

Please don't be rude to the twins
I also like the astros

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Fuck you.
Go astros

Fuck you

Go Astros AND Twins. Fuck the Yankees

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Lmao

Based Twinnies Emphasis on the Win !!!!!

>2.0 WCGB

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>NAST

When was the last time they were that close at the end of May?

They were 2.0 GB, 1.5 WCGB on this day in 2016. Nevertheless, that was before the rebuild started.

>Get 5-0 lead in Top 1st
>Losing 6-5 in bottom of the 1st inning

Bad teams are fun

i call not making the sox thread, rbo, you do it
>bauer gonna get bombed

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>fatass can't even make a thread for his favorite pitcher on his favorite team

Here it is you big fat baby.
INDIANS @ WHITE SOX

no lineups?

CLE
BASED BAUER

CWS
LITERALLY WHOS

Happy?

I usually post those in the replies.

i took care of it. feeling like a good guy today

Ronald stole two! Based

for me it's the orange ducks

what the point having the marlins go to the west coast for just one weekend set. so fucking pointless

Why do men in this general just chomp at the bit for a man with a woman's ass?

lmao yaks

interleague is a broken system. we need true round robin, divisions are a disease

TWINS

kek

Indians fans: where are you on the Tim Anderson vs the Royals saga?

Literally who?

Meant to post this in the game thread.

>Indians
>fans

>marlins vs padres
thats not interleague

also
interleague is great

Fuck Canada.

t. Rockies

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then that's just lazy scheduling. interleague doesn't make any sense and the dh should be universal by now

Seethe: Sing, Goddess, Harper's seething
Black and murderous, that cost the Phillies
Incalculable pain, pitched countless souls
Of heroes into Hades' dark,
And left their bodies to rot as feasts
For dogs and birds, as Zeus' will was done.
Begin with the clash between Trout-
The Angels’ warlord- and godlike Harper.

you're already fucking my jasy so hopefully that will do for now

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Still at least 24 outs left, lad. Still, getting through the order in the 1st is pretty embarrassing desu.

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I usually agree with you but now you're just wrong.

Edwin Jackson is the new Matt Latos, our pitching is a dumpster fire rn

Somebody make a new thread. I'm gonna do it without news if you fags don't get in gear.

How hard is it to copy and patse the news?
NYM:
Dominic Smith starting in left field again
KC:
Hunter Dozier (chest) hopes to return Tuesday
PHI:
Zach Eflin (back) placed on injured list
COL:
Rockies option Kyle Freeland to Triple-A
LA:
Justin Turner (hamstring) out again on Friday
NYY:
Stanton (calf) 'close' to re-starting rehab
STL:
Yadier Molina lands on IL with strained thumb
TB:
Avisail Garcia scratched with tight hamstring
MIN:
Jorge Polanco (illness) returns to lineup
TB:
Tommy Pham (leg) sitting out on Friday

Thanks, user.

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