/hoc/

www3.paypal.ru/4r3T*U%y2niggertonguemyanus5G$@IJ58

>finnish goaltending

i didn't watch the game either i went shopping for clothes instead

wew lads
can the bloose really dab on the ruins in this cup?

probably. bruins only have 1 good line

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good evening leafs nation

/cric/ runs /hoc/

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oh shut up you big fuckinnnnn bitchhhhhh

yes thats this seasons story arc, next year a similar cinderella story

>run over the opposing goaltender twice in one game
>win
How'd they do it lads?

Based night of hockey
>and I made a sweet 100$

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>Getting pucks in deep
>getting pucks on net
>physicality
>finishing checks
>2nd effort

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>sharks fans were right
Kinda feel bad for ragging on them that hard now, they tried to warn us

shouldn't the sharks be in the finals?

Go Bloos
youtu.be/HzF0hHb7xMc

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SEETHING

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is this slut back or is that an old video

cry

Must be nice for you posting in a thread that won’t be here when you wake up

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uhhh based

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isnt it a trap

nah she just has really manly features and wears a dress that a trap would so everyone thought she was. it's pretty clear she's a girl in her other videos. if chloe moretz wore that same outfit people would think it was a man as well

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NEED MY DIGITS SHANNON!!

to be fair, chloe looks like a man no matter what she wears. she's built like a refrigerator

Blues in 5. They’ve won so far by wearing down their opponents. Boston just got gassed way earlier than their previous opponents

yeah it's her wide shoulders and fridge hips, but at least her face still looks female sorta

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for me? it's getting my clothes at winners

reddit

Does scoring on a delayed penalty count toward your PP %?

does masturbating count to your sex total?

>be Boston
>lose to a team that has an 0-13 record in the finals

Blues in 5

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So is it just me or was last year's finals so much more hype?

my girlfriends bull has to shop at the big and tall store

everyone's been checked out since the second round desu

Lemme know when Shannon puts up his video, thanks

did anyone even watch last year's final? it was more obvious that washington would win than it was that the peng would beat the shorks. the west is dreadful

vgk in SCF in their first season, caps potentially winning first cup in their history... it was just more interesting

that game was better than any game last final.

just got back from my second workout
saw the blues won
:^)

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Blue also can win for the first time in history. I guess it's just Boston ruining things

no doubt I just meant the stakes seemed higher last season, the outcome of this SCF is just going to be meh. People are less invested/interested in it

WINNINGTON

>bracketcuck keeps bumping his own thread
sad

nhl finals aren't that hype in general, rarely do east and west coast teams have a rivalry unless it develops in the series which most of the time it doesn't. the 1st round is more fun for the memes

True but I think for the Caps it was a long time coming, the Presidents Trophy curse and Ovechkin's first cup and everything. Maybe it's just me but who gives a fuck about the Blues

>my second workout
ever?

Better than the nigger ball finals

pulled my goalie and ready for bed, lads

maybe, but i wouldnt know since i dont watch it

haha very funny poindexter

Blues have an awesome comeback story too, they were last in January of this year. I want them to win but maybe I'm just not as into it this year as last.

>ruins
kek

mfw im richer than that other guy but im not giving anyone a cent

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you workout 2 times a day?

literally only following the final this year because of the rappies, probably will still only catch the highlights though

Was he actually giving money out?
lmao what a fucking fag

six days a week yes

why?

raptors are gay and will get swept anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=tMdm0mIwkiQ&disable_polymer=1

pretty sure this is a waste of time and energy since 12 workouts a week far exceeds the point of diminishing returns but idk I'm not a fitfag

Are you having fun wasting your time?

surely its not possible to be gayer than golden state

the rock lifts 3 times a day and eats a shit ton, but he does it for his movie roles. i have no idea why a regular person would need to workout 2 times a day unless it's part of your job

not him but sounds more fun that shitposting on here 24/7. even if you have zero gains.

i don't care about basketball so if i had to choose between the gs winning or pooronto winning anything i'd choose gs

raptures are the blues of the NBA

>losing to a fucking musical note

that's why you don't have a gf and I do

>not wanting the rabies to win for the sake of the memes

there would be more memes if they got btfo because toronto can't win anything

a winnipeg, toronto, and kiwifag is definitely gayer than a lot of things

>pookka trash
what a meme

WAKEY WAKEY GRZELCYK

realistically just want canadian teams to win idk why my presence triggers you so hard, im glad i have such a profound effect on your life though

Imagine one day a Canadian team will win the NBA and MLB. But not the NHL :D
Serious question. How good are the blue jays.

can't imagine what you have to look like to root for toronto and winnipeg lmao

Jays are shit right now but they've got a great farm and intriguing prospects. They are still several years away.

won the division in 2015 but not really that good desu... late 80s early 90s they were good

So terrible they have to play a guy who set a record for most teams played with in a career at 14. Toronto being the 14th team.

gonna eat something lads

well but if they do win, it is also a meme since one can taunt the hockey town suddenly becoming a basketball town and laugh at the laffs. so it is a meme in the making either way.

>oh I hate toronto in hockey
>oh yeah I root for toronto in apehoop
>oh yeah I root for toronto in boreball
>oh yeah I root for toronto/buffalo in niggerkneel
lmao

its more rooting for canada than toronto, there are other better canadian hockey teams

>finnish goaltending

Not even once

Laughing at Toronto is more important. That's why St. Louis needs to win the cup. Sole possession of the longest active cup drought is vital

The Blue Jays have won the World Series more recently than any Canadian team has won the Cup.

ok tubby

I care but im not from fire island

based Blues proving critics wrong and showing they will lose in 5 not 4.

worth a shot m8, ya boy is broke
[email protected]

go toronto! cuck

>there are other better canadian hockey teams
not currently

Hey, what’s up - what’s your pronoun?

paypal only let me make 2 payments since I just made the account tonight. I'm sorry

Apache/Shinnok

better to follow, even if theyre technically worse

No problem m8, thanks anyway.

was just about to call the OP a faggot and start some fun but I realized I made this threads woops

ARE YOU MOCKING MY CULTURE? I WISH I COULD CALL RYAN REAVES ON YOU FOR THAT. NOT OK!

Chinook retard

youtube.com/watch?v=WziA88-n02k

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OP is a genderless homosex

youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

>1 Gary bettman
>2 San Jose Sharks
>3 Wayne Gretzky
>4 pucks
>5 Bobby Orr

Debate me

is this a list for biggest pusys in hockey history?

why dont they deflate the puck to counter tendies with giant pads?

1. Pat LaFontaine
2. The crossbar
3. Gordie Howe
4. Kansas City Scouts
5. High glass

Soon

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if only he wasn't injury prone

>Frog Headphones.gif

Anywhere but here, please

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Where did the piano tunes go

Except there will be no "VANCOUVER"

For me, it's Claude Debussy.

Big dic /cric/
Small coc /hoc/

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at least hes more durable than tanev

Hella based

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you tell me
based

for me, its Sibelius' Symphony #2

how do you lads sleep at night knowing how obsessed the convict island and its retarded cousins are?

youtube.com/watch?v=QRjllL-MP0U

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i kinda like it, but i'm looking forward to their 90s throwback and their alternative which is basically a 70s

Hard truth: The orca is based

NOOOOOOOOOOOO ALBORTAS FOREST FIRES ARE ALREADY HITTING THE COAST

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lol idiot

Forgot link youtube.com/watch?v=3gPBmDptqlQ

i'm very lonely and sad does someone want to be my friend

>mfw alborta burns before california

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literally no one cares about cricket, not even here

i shall be watching cwc

honestly baseball is more interesting

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i watch both

thinking about cute asian escorts desu.
why am I so lonely

Watching washed up actors scramble to stay relevant is really sad.

don't trust her

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>they let the blues take runs at their goaler and injure multiple players
gutless desu

you've had asian escorts?

Who is this granny whore?

>shorks tried to warn you faggots about the blues

ya but boobs tho

>alberta
>coast

what coast?

Because modern dating, sexual, economic, and cultural mores have resulted in half of your generation not being able to find a stable relationship.

no i saw a vancouver escort ad on pornhub and looked at and some of them were kinda cute

it's the smoke from the fire

watching apocalypse now lads

>This is an 8 in Las Vegas

I'm still thinking Blues.

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vegASS

Based

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This is the post

how do escorts even work? do you just fuck them for 500 dollars and that's it?

The rock used copious amounts of steroids.

>not using tren to achieve your goals

who says user isn't?

I don't want to be the oldest team to not win a Cup but I don't want Boston to win again lads.

what do you mean how do they work? how do restaurants work? you eat their food and pay them. same deal.

imagine

It’s ok Buffalo is in the sad club with us.

i've never had one, i just know about them in theory

Pretty good...

lad, come be sad with >us

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I'm a male escort and I have a list of regular clients that can pay through bank transfer but with new guys I'm meeting for the first time I need cash up front.

I got 20 years more of sadness on you.

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>leaked jersey
thoughts?

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lmao wtf

looks like a shitty photoshop

>93052222
>I'm a male escort and I have a list of regular clients that can pay through bank transfer but with new guys I'm meeting for the first time I need cash up front.

I've decided I want the blues to win

cringe and bluespilled

i've learned just about all i can handle from poopeeland lads.

I've decided this too

For me it's the Rio Grande Valley Killer Bees

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bad decision desu gary cant keep getting away with it

rebuilding?

STATSY

yeah it's obviously shopped on but these are the official leaked concepts

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for me its the cape breton SCREAMING EAGLES

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For me, it's Marty of the Victoria Royals.

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why are there these flags in here?

Yeah I would buy that jersey. Especially number 53 with the C

west auck admirals would bootyblast this shit team

Why is the neck so weird

>he doesnt know about the stampede
oh dear

>looking at escorts
>200-300 range
>they're all pretty hot
hmmm not sure if i'd wanna bang. the idea of them already having hundreds of dicks inside them is a huge turnoff for me

too much looking

the bronze adonis statsGOD

have sex lad.. i mean it's pretty easy

get a really young one so that realistically she would only have been plugged by like

can I with you. maybe just cuddle or something that's okay with me.

shut up kippers

>why yes i do indeed watch cricket!
>how could you tell?

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i don't think you'd be able to afford me, lad

i do though. they play the thunder tonight.

do escorts do anal?

I'M NOT KIPPERS FUCK OFF

I usually only rent my arsehole out for $110 for an hour with a guy but $50 if I like him

Good. You're a good boy. I love you.

look for "greek" that means anal because the greeks fucked little boys in the ass

Post some pics

reminder /hoc/ is a straight white christian general.

HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE!! :D

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>viewed 136 thousand times
even if we assume 10% of them contacted her that's still a ton of dicks inside her

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>2019
>still believing in a skyfairy

she wouldnt do more than a couple of calls a day

>41
brehs......

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>One of my main goals is not to get suspended this year," Pace said. "I knew that it was going to be something along the lines of this sooner or later. Every team struggles with budget cuts and keeping the team

Player/head coach/gm
Is there a guy like him in every little league? Kinda the unsung heroes of the sport d.esu

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getting a good night sleep boys

based and wholesome lad.

just go to a bar lad

>tfw work in a bar so all you want is to go home and shower and get comfy

Sometimes I go home sometimes I go to the local rink and roll my puck around the parking lot

Sometimes we throw darts it’s an extremely patrician game

Do you ever throw darts into a girls pusy before sex like "oops gotta get my dart" then fuck

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literal incel

youtube.com/watch?v=EPfmNxKLDG4

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you don't deserve him pablo francisco henrique almunia

The Vancouver Canucks are unironically winning the cup in two years.

he deserves no more than 6 million. i pity the team that signs him for 11

singles confirms it

That's a funny way of spelling the Colorado Avalanche.

Xheattle Dickgirls will exist within two years

Hockey has helped me in the sec department. For me I've found its best to grab girls by the collar. You can pop a couple of quick jabs then pull them around to get them off balance. Also their boobs sometimes pop out and you can smell them without getting noticed.

Panarin Elias Boeser

H A B B E N I N G

god i wish, but lets face it he's going wherever bob is going and that's probably either the rags or panthshits

ok, honestly and simply, the Bruins are more composed in the offensive zone. They are more coordinated whereas the Blues hail-mary their opportunities. It's all a matter of who feels in charge and who has the psychological high ground

grease is a psyop

>she just has really manly features

wat

shut up grease ya little weirdo it's not hard to understand

*whispers "rent free" in your ear*

>socrates
>Plato
>Aristotle
>Diogenes
>thousands of years of Greek tradition to make spawn western civilization
>the message of Christ spread through Greek
>...........
>turks
>stavros of /hoc/

cannot imagine anything more grim

grease is entertaining i just wish he wasn't such a little weirdo

who do you work for

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SO HERE'S TO THOSE
THAT ARE DEAD AND GONE
TO FRIENDS
THAT I LOVED DEAR
AND HERE'S TO YOU
AND I'LL BID YOU ADIEU
SAYING "DONNEGAL DANNY WAS HERE, MY BOYS"
DONNEGAL DANNY WAS HERE

oh no he's on a cocaine binge again

>/hoc/

>is

>based

>and

>ragspilled

based greece

>/cric/

>is

fuck the bruins

>6 on ice

that was some fucking good hockey, only got to watch the last 5 mins of regulation and then went and rewatched OT later. that was good. edge of my seat.

^^^^
Tell Sam to buzz off.

THEY PUT ME INTO JAIL
WITHOUT A JUDGE AND WRITING
FOR ROBBING CAPTAIN FARREL IN THE FAR FAMED KERRY MOUNTAINS
THEY DIDN'T TAKE MY FIST
SO I KNOCKED THE SENTRY DOWN
AND I BID FAREWELL TO THE JAIL IN LIMERICK TOWN

MUSHA RIGUM DURAM DA
WACK FOL THE DADDY O
WACK FOL THE DADDY O
THERE'S WHISKEY IN THE JAR

IF ANYONE CAN AID ME
IT'S ME BROTHER IN THE ARMY
IF I CAN FIND HIS STATION IN CORK OR IN KILLARNEY
AND IF HE'LL COME TO JOIN ME
WE'LL GO ROVING IN KILKENNY
AND FOR SURE HE'LL TREAT ME BETTER THAN ME DARLING, SPORTING JENNY

MUSHA RIGUM DURAM DA
WACK FOL THE DADDY O
WACK FOL THE DADDY O
THERE'S WHISKEY IN THE JAR

NOW SOME MEN TAKE DELIGHT
IN THE CARRIAGES A' ROLLING
AND OTHERS TAKE DELIGHT IN THE HURLING AND THE BOWLING
BUT I TAKE DELIGHT
IN THE JUICE OF THE BARLEY
AND COURTING PRETTY FAIR MAIDS
IN THE MORNING BRIGHT AND EARLY

MUSHA RIGUM DURAM DA
WACK FOL THE DADDY O
WACK FOL THE DADDY O
THERE'S WHISKEY IN THE JAR

>86

Cricket world cup starting shortly lads

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havent seen grease in a while

who's playing

probably some brownskins because theyre the only ones who give a poo about cricket

any of you lads have tasty riffs?

So ... what exactly is at stake today ... apart from everything, of course?

are you that poopeelander jest fan

everyone in nz is a jets fan

"58"

gross

I was right though

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England and South Africa opening match

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boring. tell me when india or you oceaniacs are playing

>he likes to watch india
gross

maybe so i can laugh at them

>3-1
>3-0
>4 in 4

Feel like we need a ((final solution)) on the grease problem, lads.

shut the fuck oland, you're the turd of finnland and you could be annexed just for warm-up, fucking rich coward snitch, say that to my face, even as a joke, even as friendly banter, I'll have you picking your teeth from the ground, pugsley

no I think its because youre a fucking poo in loo lmao isnt vancouver like 90% poo? post a pic of your hand apu

i have a feeling it'll correct itself

It's going to be hilarious when England lose though. They already planned their victory parade.

south africa is better than england in literally every single way I wish there werent so many niggers

i dunno lads i kinda like grease

imagine thinking you can (You) another team when your country's teams have been nothing but abject failures at winning the crown jewel of "your" sport

abhorrent post, consider a reevaluation of your life

right back at ya, my firmly-grounded amigo

nah you're thinking of injunpeg and toronto

...

dont start with your commie everyones the same kumbaya bullshit now grease.

hahahahahaha

you provocative piece of shit, I hope Ne Zaylend government sees your posts

i am definitely on a watchlist

10% poo lmao imagine the smell

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holy shit i didnt even notice
>fucking 18.9% POO
lmao wtf

Cringe.

>beaners and grease patting eachothers backs
Cant say Im surprised.

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THE CRICKET WORLD CUP IS STARTING TODAY

EVERYONE HERE PLEASE COME POST IN /CRIC/ AND LEARN THE MAGIC OF CRICKET

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night lads.

>abbotsford is vancouver
it's like you can't even read. abbotsford is a tiny as fuck town

post a pic of your hand gurpreet

if i wanted to be surrounded by streetshitters and other ragheads ill just watch the craptors game

>literal poo in the loo sport fan calling anyone else a poo in the loo
Ghastly if I say so myself desu.

blues in 4

High IQ post.

you're not white

>I said 10% in my first post
>I was literally just commenting on the fact that there is actually a real town in Canada that is 20% Indian (wtf?!)
>33k people = 19%
>literally a pretty big city of over 150k
>less than an hours drive from vancouver city proper
>literally sits directly on the border of the greater vancouver area
>POO'D

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read the thread, cricket is gay lol. post a pic of your hand

Just show them this image

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thats like saying huntly is part of hamilton

oh well then lets not forget surrey, that massive suburb of vancouver located directly between 20% poo abbotsford and 10% poo vancouver city is FUCKING 32% POO ahahaha holy fuck im dying

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I'm not whoever you're getting mad at, retard.

nobody mad here fren just having a bit of a laugh lmao

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yanks and canks can't handle bants. they get so serious so quickly. like saying to an italian you fucked their mum, they just freak out

New xealand needs to fuck off. Fuck your shit country. Fuck cricket. A foreigner did something bad in your country and your leader put on a costume and punished your citizens. Youre fucking faggot. You don't know anything about hockey so I'll teach you a quick lesson. You're too fucking gay for hockey and we all hate you.

I've been to abbotsford and there are hardly any poo's there. all the poo's here live in surrey

based and bantzpilled

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oh idk if you know this but nz isnt actually a democracy, nobody actually voted for that dumb bitch lol but hey what can you do

not seeing a problem with kiwi and ausie posters if im being honest

In Australia the toilet spins backwards. That means shit comes out of the toilet and posts in /hoc/. Fuck Australia. Fuck new xheland.

he's a ctually from qwinnipeg and shame on you for not being democratic

yeah, what a dumb bitch, to condemn a massacre. I mean, I swear, it's political correctness gone mad!

lmao you're talking to some retard from winnipeg, not from nz. he doesn't even like cricket

new

Based grease showcasting xirs signature retardation

actually thats just a meme the water spins the same way but that was actually a good post lol
not the same user as jetskiwi actually but i too am a fan of the winnipeg jets and i played shinny with him at uni. not even going to bother addressing the rest of your silly nonsense grease. i enjoy you but be careful

most nzers dont like cricket, its a meme. rugby is what we care about

>be me
>me bee
>Honey
>hockey
>blues
>Bobby orr

>be me
>me bee
>blues in 6

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kek, or what you fucking loser?

>played shiny

I played with your sister

or nothing really i was just memeing i enjoy your shitposts desu

>be me
>be bee
Fuck grease

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Buzz off fucko

BASED GREEK

what is this bee posting

Hivemind

all hail greece

ayy

i will be leaving you hoc my gf is on her way home and we will have a late romantic dinner. I know you will miss me and i will miss you but dont be upset i will be back for more shitposting for game 3. love u xx

have fun at Taco Bell with your escort

have sex

sadly we dont have taco bell in nz also escorts are more than i can afford. goodnight sweet dreams :)

Pavel Barber had his gf on his latest video, got to see her toight ass and sneaky camel toe

For me it's our boys in blue

Pavel Barber couldn't fuck his way out of a wet paper vag

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NEW THREAD

So far my MVP candies are

Joakim Nordstrom
Oskar Sundqvist
Carl Gunnarsson
Alex Steen
Marcus Johansson

looks pretty trashed but I guess that's par the the course with YouTube celebrities

bruins fags are scared, aren't they?

>Swedish hockey
BARF

>4channer
>being picky
She's an ice hockey player too iirc, nothing serious tho

>swedish culture
grim stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=tGS9kN3oh4Q

I would own that bitch 1 on 1 and if it was 5 on 5 Id crush her

business idea
hoc donates as a community to a gofundme for an iihf approved ice hockey rink in grease

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ill donate like 50 bucks

cricket is on

>donate
>to grease

NEVER again

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grease is beautiful its just the people that are shit

much like nz mind you

no fap day 4
I'm struggling

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>no fap

you fell for what is essentially a reddit meme

congrats, stupid

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I'm a good christian boy and I am relinquishing myself from sin

>this is your taste in women while you fap your life away
Yeah I'll stick with nofap lol

ok, stupid

she's a bonafide milf and no fap offers absolutely nothing

Which team should I bandwagon?

To be European is to be Pagan, NOT Christian

None

winnipeg jets

Lmaoing my ass off @ the bruins tbqhwyf

Im 3 weeks in

>Blues have to murder Bruins players and the game still goes to OT

>murdering bruins players
based and ironpilled

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>ded bears
Based and rugpilled

OFFER
SHEET
MARNER

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>soft lil soiboi coasties can't handle big midwesterners
sounds right

>midwesterns are tough
Nice meme.

Reminder it would have been islanders blues if the caps just beat the canes

It's all over now, right? There's no way the Blues are losing again.

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Post more porkers

Huomenta

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they'll tactically lose game 5 to win it at home

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I need a webm of sundqvists hit?

are pigs good pets?

look at my flag, that's how devoted we nordics are to our lord

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>the islels woulda won a cup if they didnt get sweeeeeeeeeeept i swear!
kek

That wasnt targeting. Why arw Bawwwwston fans such crybabies?

Coastal liberals.

hey bruins good game last night you tried your best but you didnt succeed get fucked leaf nation 13 cups

I think the bigger question is to why the NHL is allowing an official thats from Boston, officiate this StanleyC up?

Also, why is Boston so shit when it comes to taking hits? They are notorious for playing dirty; and yet, call foul and embelish with a simple hit.

Also, why wont NBC ever recognize that Blues are good ? Even if we win, they play it off as a fluke.

Its all so tiring.

guys I just found out cricket teams have to have a certain number of negroes of them

I felt it would have been a meme run. But I digress. I like to dream, but whatever. This finals is hella gay

>bruins did a petterson immitation
>they want to get sundqvist suspended because he didnt keep his head up

top kek

>based blues/jazz city will win the stanlee bowl
youtube.com/watch?v=VQ5uo9_OijY

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what does new orleans have to do with this

i dunno i just googled some random blues/jazz music just to attach to the post hehehe

>not posting Chuck Berry

The Blues are the team everyone has been pretending Boston is. They got the right combo of depth, skill, and physicality to adapt against pretty much anyone.

don't do it jenna

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I know this, i just wish >we would be given more credit.

It doesnt matter. The Stars were the only team capable of matching the Blues physically and they collapsed by Game 7. Sharks started wilting in Game 4. Bruins are falling apart and its only game 2.

this but only to make dubass match and absurdly overpay marner

Also stors had a very underrated line in zuccarello and hintz. They are gonna be a good team next year if healthy tbqh

While i do agree with what you are saying. I still believe that its all just very upsetting to have to deal with these double stanards coming from a city where our team has a Legacy of Failure TM.

very gay post

It's all about the market size now. They're gonna talk up the team that gives more adbux

Kiss me faggola

Reminder that now the kitties are the only team remaining that has made the SCF but never won a game

>blaise lighting em up all game
>backes puts him down
>bouwmeester harrassing backes at the boards
>backes slips a backhand pass to the front of the net

The idea of actual mothers whoring to pay for diapers and shit is so hot

guys I'm fucking sick, I don't know what's wrong, but with one exception I've been shitting water for the past ten days.

And yet they've still won playoff games in a single run than the >laffs

you’re probably sick

thanks doc

Probably intestinal worms

go get some of that free healthcare giannis

I did, last week, IV and all, I'm even thinking of going again to the hospital today.

I'm getting the results tomorrow

could you imagine what a hospital in grease must look like? like a horror movie lmao

sounds fucked goodluck buddy

Well kitties haven’t made the final in 23 years

source: horror movies

it's pretty normal

imagine being a brown unemployed loser that posts in a thread all day every day where nobody likes you

imagine not being a leafs fan

i'm sooooooooooo worried bros
how will we ever recover?

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Post yfwdbwdsc

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I suffer

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I want this one to come back as the main logo but with the current colors. The orca leak is good though

eat some applesauce

Honestly I wouldn’t really mind the bloos winning it all, I just want to win before Bergy fucking fies

Reminder that the kitties are the best team in the league

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just saw someone killing themselves described as "lost their battle to suicide" but wouldn't that mean they won?

I don’t know how it will unfold and what twists and turns will take place but the 2020 Minnesota Wild redemption arc is going to be kino

bigbrain post

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The only way I can cum is bareback and typically creampie.
Not sure why a hooker would be worth my time

Site?

How do I know if I'm gay ?

Which is your preferred team: the Blues or Bruins?

Blues

how did he she xir xer it kill himself

I'm so sorry user. I hope your father accepts you

Don't listen to , you are a Chad heterosexual who has a proud father

Just woke up and shit and puked lads see you on the other side

that is nice

who is it

is there more of her in one piece swimsuits?

based

FACT: The best playoffs this decade were in 2011, 2014, 2017 and 2018. This year is close

instagram.com/kikipasso/?hl=en

Blues in 6 so they win at home for GLORIA

cope

>mfw not even Q will be able to lead them to consistent ploff appearances
>or stanlee bowl for that matter

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I think Q will help them out. panthers SHOULD get 3rd in the atlantic and we get floridaB owl for once

Have faith user. Not only do >we have Q, but I bet we'll also get Breadman and by extension Bob. Regardless if they join or not, >we will find progress big or small next season and it'll matter in the future

Kitties are my third 2nd team

I ate 3 pieces of apple in the morning

it's the ass eating, isn't it?

Breadman might go to the >rags because muh city, and bobrovsky might as well be going to, lets say, colorado or edmonton (I doubt but holland should take a chance)
what the kitties should do is develop their prospects, and give their goaltending job to monty

top fucking lol

let's pull resources to cross the Styx

pool*

Can’t wait for mid-July /hoc/

It's possible he may go to NYC, but I say he comes here because he reportedly likes working with Q and though the BB&T Center isn't downtown, Miami is still a big city, so I'm pretty confident. Bob is more of a stretch though; I'm just assuming he'd go wherever Panarin goes as they're on the same team from the same place. Bob is more important imo as goaltending is our weakest link

Go for bob, and leave panarin. I know there are some teams that are craving for a prolific winger, I.e some team like new york or buffalo or even arizona.
yes we get to shitpost about our prospects and shill our teams for next year

This please, I'd prefer if the blues didnt get glassed in Bombstan.

so do we blame the wild GM for that trade with coyle, or that they have a fucking retarded GM in fenton?

Has there been a worse trade this season?

Winnington desu

imo the worst trade this season was still skinner for cliff pu, because nobody wins from either buffalo or carolina

>player safety for gryzleck ducking his head and losing his balance
Fuck off Bettman

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If you're shitting and puking my pops always told me to stick to a b.r.a.t. diet
bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast

no it's rice, rest, ice, compress, and elevate. retard

there is now yet another division in iihf next year 2020

more countries have joined our glorious hockey family

philippines and malaysia!!

DIVISION III Group A
The tournament will be held in Kockelscheuer, Luxembourg from 19 to 25 April 2020.

Chinese Taipei
Luxembourg
North Korea
Turkey
Turkmenistan
United Arab Emirates

DIVISION III Group B
The tournament will be held in Cape Town, South Africa from 20 to 26 April 2020.

Bosnia and Herzegovina
Hong Kong
South Africa
Thailand

2020 IIHF World Championship DIVISION IV

The tournament will be held in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan from 2 to 8 March 2020.

Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Malaysia
Philippines

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no need for rudeness friend

No greece?

no it's sit on the toilet that's next to the bathtub so you can shit liquid in the toilet and puke chunks into the tub simultaneously

could you please shut the fuck up thanks

no iihf approved ice hockey rink, much sadness
seething amerimutt

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I said please

youre welcome

I'm not puking

Then explain all of your posts?

>encouraging grease to make more posts
die

heyhey he's part of the community now, like it or not

this is what happens when faggot canadians try to grow the sport

wtf i love grease now

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Gary is American

he just wants the money laundering states, canada is the diversity faggotry

pretty sure money laundering is illegal in all 50 states bud

Money laundering is extremely prevelant in Canada

that's why they have 7 teams as successful as phoenix

It's in their real estate, not so much sports

Gryzlchkzk is a huge pussy and needs to rub some dirt in it
Sundqvist is our guy

What was he thinking at this moment?

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he went to primanti bros on a pens tv thing when he was a rookie and he said he liked it because cheese back home comes in tubes lel

1 game tops, should be 0

poo

>pictures instead of webmm in this day and age

ass

tit

A picture can tell 1000 words or something like that

masturbate

you know that isn't right. we are talking about video here

my farts smell like eggs

new thread

gay

hello mr. gay

im Janne

made a not anime thread if anyone is interested