ETERNAL /nrl/: ORIGIN WASTELAND EDITION

Joshy, you here m8?

It's Josephine now m8

sir joshua reynolds

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You do that every week.

looks like fucking animorph that got stuck half way

>wanting manly to lose
cringe

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Now that Addo-Carr has joined Walker in boycotting the anthem, is it possible that we can finally make some progress in developing a more inclusive anthem for Australia?

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Just met Moses Mbye and Jai Arrow lads

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Jesus fucking christ, why is that thing alive

Not very nice lad. It's just a fat chick.

just requested to join nrl sledging: verbal warfare lads

Just picked my nose and now it's bleeding lads

problematic...

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cringe

*crushes danny's skull into marshall rd*

meet me at the HP busway to settle this

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I'll meet you at the broncucks vs titans game sunday week

Yeah that could work.

Lads when are NSW gonna bring back the based hooped socks?
These mostly sky blue socks theyve been rocking are gay as fuck. Also fuck the away jersey bullshit too.

which one of you fuckwits keeps fucking with nrl players wikis

shaun lane has not played 147 games for the bulldogs

>joey wears the skins of his vanquished foes
BASED. ABSOLUTELY BASED.

TYBJ

Are they even allowed to swap jersies anymore? I can't remember the last time I saw it.

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trip on nightshit

not gonna lie I probably would

>7:50pm kickoff

My dog is cold ladies

Ahhhhh now THAT was an Origin team

*cracks Monster*

Two elite points made in this post

Modern jerseys are trash

bestwalker on hattrick watch

>playing a shitter in supercoach
based

fuck I forgot to sub Jake T. ah well coming almost last anyway

> Defqon got cancelled
Fuck me dead, that sucks

foxsports.com.au/rugby/wallabies/step-towards-reconciliation-why-kurtley-beale-will-sing-anthem-and-believes-indigenous-jersey-at-world-cup-is-pinnacle-moment/news-story/1c9fc0bf423b6dce1b0bd7ba976a045f

Might take the union pill lads

based jordan

based tripless nightpoo

meant for

Big coconut wedgie

do NOT look at my peem

>opponent has more players than me

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Shit ruling

Yep EXCELLENT referring right there lads

>richo's 'peem'
Holy kek lads

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isnt blake out for the poothers? why havent womanly scored 30 points on them already like the tigers did...

BASED FUCKING GARRICK HAS CLAWED HIS WAY BACK FROM -1 TO AN ELITE AND MUSCULAR 0

>taking the poo
oh dear

richo which general is better: /afl/ or /nrl/?

>poonua blake already off
JUST

barry check the fuse box

/cric/

>womanly

who /to'ocrew/ here

reminder

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>mfw held him all this time just for this week

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GARRICK IS NOW ON 2

I REPEAT GARRICK IS NOW ON 2

WE'RE BACK LADS

/nrl/ easily

FUVK YOU MARTY LRN2 HOLD THE BALL

God I can't wait to see your team in the next bye round LaffinGoat you cunt

kill me

Please delete the picture of me and my gf thank you

""""dangerous""""

Have all the normies who talk to girls left lads

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test

>the city of jamal

Tipped Panthers ladies

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Me on the left

H-hi-do you want to have virgin I mean I'm sex I mean I'm a virgin do you want to have sex sometime maybe if you want?

enjoy your 0/1

>its a Jaaymes Mahl’oni gets shit done and stops acting like a coconut because he didn’t make the cut for origin episode

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>2/3 of the money on qld
Incoming nsw 3-0

>he is a poorfag and doesn't get to see sexy Vonnie

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>its a me vc and c the wrong players for the 12th time in a row episode

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>Nathan Cleary doesn’t play
>Penrith win
Hmm... this one is really making me think

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Penrith have not won yet you fucking retard

t. nightshit

>watching on delay

Don't count your virginities before they're lost, there's still plenty of time for refball

>names some namefag
>am I fitting in yet

>tries to act like an established member of the group
>am i fitting in yet

Give me at least 4 (FOUR) reasons to watch the rest of this game

Newie meetup when

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>/nrl/ family time
>Malonoey fuck ups
>I'll ask why DCE isn't playing soon
>Panthers will get 50 soon

Don't buy Fonua Blake

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>he's so much of a freshie he doesn't know the difference between a namefag and a tripfag

wwos.nine.com.au/nrl/the-broken-sam-burgess-promise-that-cost-south-sydney-payne-haas/58ff021b-36e3-4257-9199-a9e98c0c45f7

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Panthers will be lucky to get 15 let alone 50. Give me 1 more and I'll stay

I need you cause I'm lonely and they'll be more biff

I thought fatfita was an abo

DOUBLE SIN BIN
WOOOOOOOOO

Okay I'll stay

Missed the fight because I was finding my winter socks to put on lads

Jerked off into my son's winter socks lads

Is it both on one team or one on each team?

one each

>actually having "winter socks"
>not just chucking on a pair of your old footy socks that are probably a bit too tight now

Don't be jealous of my comfy winter gear m8

bring bag the biff:DDDDDDDDD

I don't wear socks or slippers because of my internal rage of being a virgin keeps me warm,

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>its another your wingers do fuck all episode

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You'd think that coconuts and abos could steal the ball every tackle with their natural affinity to stealing.

holy lel curtis sironen is the spit of his dad

Manly more like Womanly oh wait that would make them better. Sea Eagles more like Pee Poogles.

>edwards

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>Brendumbshit Poolielete

The absolute state of womanly

rirfred zee

Womanly need 8 penalty goals to win lads

Cyst is not very good

>look like freddie mercury
>play for the other team

Yikes at this womanly peem. Are half of them playing for NSW or something

manly is a club in absolute decline lads

I got this joke

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COMEBACK

>it's the current year

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Based Des only resting AFB for two babby spurts

>when the brapsesh is too much

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>never rely on a man
>but also get a man

State of women

Please watch our sport

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Please watch our sport.

Getting worried lads

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Wss that a shirt covered in skulls

Did she poo herself?

Manly should take the 2 if they get a penalty within range. Then just need a field goal instead of chasing a try that will never come.

>this guy slaps your broncGOD gf on the arse
wut do?

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do you feel stupid about talking shit about cyst?

based WalkGOD getting the try assist

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I do actually, he really stepped up these last 15 mins

Imagine getting that much refball and still losing

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They won though

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>tipped womanly
>cant even get a perfect round with only 4 games

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>tfw no qt chubby blonde sea eagles gf

That is a very serious head collision. They will end up with CTE from that.

>you now remember the user calling people dumb for selling poorrick before round 12

Every time I see Foran it makes me want to post this
I'm not sure who is more of a joke, him or Fartshite

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Blessed PonGOD

>I'm not sure who is more of a joke, him or Fartshite
forgetting someone?

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just want to die lads

I did actually
Gonna go watch his 300 tribute to refresh my memory

cheer up tripless nightshift it's only a game m80

>elite on the field
>completely unphotogenic
based
always like players who are good to watch but never remind me of my failings in appearance lads

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he caught that

Why did I tip womanly?

Fletch and Hindy are not funny at all

You can just TELL all the Maroons DESPISE Cherry-Evans, he is a fucking nerd

based Fletch and Hindy are hilarious

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27 years old, 42.5k in the bank. own my own car, still renting a house, zero debt. is this a decent amount to have saved up? I'm not sure what the benchmark is for somebody my age?

Hannah looking good tonight

get a load of this newfaggot

Quick rundown on DCE lads?

>inb4 "brapsesh" shitposter

hannah will not be singing the national anthem next wednesday

love living inner city and the dumb stoners decide to light a massive bonfire in their tiny backyard so all I can smell through my window is weed and smoke. also love when they decide a weeknight is a good time to rehearse their shitty """""""band"""""""

>the absolute state of origin

Doing better than me mate. Do you live by yourself?

Based Allana Ferguson

Honestly doing very well. Might want to consider investing some of your savings, but not essential.

god i miss my old brothel flame. this reminds me of her so much.

fuck.

Still have NOT had sex lads.

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Decent but income and/or inheritance are more important than all of these figures. What are you gonna do with the 42k?

muscular post and very true. Hooped socks, navy shorts, sky blue jersey is perfect.

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youtu.be/I-kNRynPOvM?t=11m38s

What in the flying fuck. Is that black face.

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Could probably get Matty cancelled with this

Different times. Hey Hey had blackface in '09 on the comeback show.

youtu.be/qEtjaZ8ZuNU

Also, that channel is filled with autistic Newcastle Knights historical records. You can track Joey's entire career through news clips, footy show interviews etc. Gonna sit down and watch the 06 finals game against Manly, still remember based Mullo going nearly all the way.

What in the fuck. That is beyond black face.
We need to unironically get this racist cunt banned from all media forever and ever forever. I'm not even kidding.

Start a rabbit room and I'll watch it with you fren

rabb.it/s/kcxfxx

>174 videos most of which are over an hour
>Still uploading as of 2 days ago
Fucking based as fuck
GOATcastle dynasty will be extra great with this historical museum to provide a rich backstory

Bumpf

>newcastle customers have nothing better to be doing at 3am
Not surprised

What colour number lads?

Controversy between white and navy

>Jai Arrow is the first to admit he’s never liked losing.
>As a youngster, that competitiveness first surfaced playing MarioKart on the Nintendo 64 console that his father Ray had bought but which was soon commandeered by his son.
Soi Arrow

>the virgin using your money for a car or house deposit
>the chad using your money for a pair of boots with dots on it
if you too want a bunch of squiggles there's only a few hours left lads

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Reminder that if you drew those dots on your own boots it would be a literal crime

Phoenix Marie?

It’s an athlete named Ruan Sims

>the absolute state of origin

>Australian hip hop artist Briggs will headline a pre-match spectacular prior to the opening Holden State of Origin match at Suncorp Stadium, on June 5.

Literally whom

Sorry mate I think I fell asleep or something

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my AB originals

>he doesn't know Briggs
lol okay grandpa

Abbos trying to leech off black american culture is genuinely one of the most embarrassing things on earth after me

What's more embarrassing? Abos pretending to be niggers, or white boys pretending to be niggers?

Jaaymes Mahl’oni

when will this pain end

Pride is temporary. Pain is forever.

>When he started playing at six years of age for Tuggeranong Knights, Cotric’s relatives in Serbia didn’t know what league was but they will be watching the game and cheering for NSW next Wednesday night.
Please watch our sport Serbia

>Jaaymes Mahl’oni looking for a Super League contract
Based. Do they let coconuts play in the UK?

What do you mean let?

>your brother is labeled a racist and kicked out of Origin camp after some trash talk
>no one remembers when you did blackface

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I wouldn't categorically rule out dating, and even marrying, a single mother.

>the shanty town of jarrod mullen

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you're somehow smarter than every physio in the NRL

>oh no muh blackface
>lets get him fired
sure is reddit in here

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Pyhsios don't deal with CTE, retard.

>player is bleeding from the head
>physio runs on the field
>"looks fine to me!"
yeah, i'm the retard

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This should be the new national anthem lads
youtu.be/rDocGfvYmBM

Krystal please forgive me

>"nah he's fine, just rolled his ankle"

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imagine being forced to sing a song about your country. i except this from amerifats but i thought australians were better than this

I want you all to take a moment to appreciate the ELITE & MUSCULAR cranial cavity and it's ENORMOUS cerebral prowess of all the people out there that managed to grow up nothing like their shit parents.

Yep, confirmed retard.

youtube.com/watch?v=yBzZp_dacKo

peak Uate was better than Semi / any other meme Fijian player
except Tuqiri

Shame he was a decade early for the establishment of the GOATcastle dynasty

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>peak Uate was better than Semi
No he wasn't, and I say that as a staunch Knights fan. Semi had a much better all around game, was slower than Uate but more powerful and had nowhere near as many drops, shit defensive reads etc.

The correct answer is white with a tasteful navy trim around the edges. Traditional style font for the names also.

Picking they thought you're a fucking loser kek

also

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>Will Chambers and Josh Addo Carr will NOT be singing the national anthem
Holy based. We finna end discrimination one Origin game at a time

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most of the players aren't singing the national anthem when the camera pans across the teams. why is this news?

monkey see monkey do

god I wish we just genocided every last coon like based Tasmania

>shilling boxing in 2019

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I've heard your anguish i've heard your hearts cry out
We are tired we are weary but we aren't worn out
Set down your chains, until only faith remains
Set down your chains
And lend your voices only to sounds of freedom
No longer lend your strength to that
Which you wish to be free from
Fill your lives with love and bravery
And we shall lead a life uncommon

Might shed a tear if he scores tonight ladies

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>expecting the webm of pooate making a 100m dash before knocking on while attempting a 1 handed put down
>get this
Both relieved and disapointed 2bh

>7.55pm kickoff

>watching r*gby l**gue
>not watching Martic BTFO Pliskova in the French Open
Plisk must be on the rag. Nothing else could explain it

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This stadium is wasted on parramatta. This is what Allianz should be like.

allianz is being rebuilt no?

yes, and as far as i know the design isn't as good as this one

>clapping someones death

our guy

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just found out Aiden Sezer is a muslim. what the fuck

>peels favourites

SOUFFS

>half turkroach half abo muzzie
gross

Bit cold tonight lads

Spending resources on the Roosters and Waratahs and their 28 fans total is a bigger waste desu

Left the VC on Guthershit like these gigantic retard I am lads

>Passing to the linesman
Based

>thats a penalty
wtf is this soft shit?

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>gonna lose to danny
based

Eels by 2

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Br*psesh

i must say lads, i find a womans lower body more attractive with a pair of panties on than without

>taking the poo

*SNIFF*

>I’m more attracted to the lower half of a body when I don’t know the gender
Based bi-curious user

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What did poses do to his hair

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gutherson: expert in failure

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7 MOAR LETS GO

>this refball
why does the NRL want a Souths vs East final so bad?

If you get a penalty when it's only the third tackle of your set you should get 9 tackles

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Looking at things I'll never have lads

enjoying this thread to be honest lads
dunno why

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because fuck storm

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these are some old internet ass pics

theres only one half chink half croat that could be behind this

All these women are more attractive than my gf

fergushit dead

>mfw this thread right now

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Based shattered testicle

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I need a chance

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>taking the poo

Me in the middle

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Literally me right now since I haven't fapped all week

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mods

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1/2 so far lads

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Eels really fucking souths in their perky round butts right now lads

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>fershit taking all the credit for the try

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This is the sort of rabbitohs performance I grew up watching

Based Rusty

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>eggbeater pedals on a road bike
yikes

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>janny is an afl fan
not surprised 2bh

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Watch Soufs put 30 on em in the 2nd half lads

Somebody let me know when the 2nd half starts

Are they clip on style of pedal or something?

2nd half started lads

Souths comeback 14-31 lads

Im more attracted to second halves with panties than without lads

stop posting butts. it's irritating

gross

good post
TERRIBLE post

based homo

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based asexual

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>friday night
why are you here?

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Told you Peels will crumble and get back on script.

I want to fuck a thick Italian mamma so fucking badly

C'mon Sammy smash some cunts

all Italians want to fuck their mothers if the Sopranos is to be believed

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Just fuck my tipping up

Didn't realise souths were a one man peem lads

What was Moses saying?
>I'm in charge of the ball
>I'm in charge of the ball

if you streak and you're not nude you're a faggot

No he said:
I’m being charged with assualt

i'm /nevernude/ m8

This is what happens when you want to look diverse on paper and hire immigrants as security guards, a guy in a fucking suit has to run onto the field and do their job for you.

this 5/8 debutant is unironically soufs best player tonight

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Boobies

plastic and gross

Is that a wig lads?

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based ash brown poster

BURGODBURGODBURGODBURGODBURGODBURGODBURGODBURGODBURGOD

might resurrect my tripcode for state of origin night seeing as it's a special occasion

During state of origin lets recruit some freshies so we can make fun of them lads

>porn posted gets jannied
>thread dies

Goddammit

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Watching NPL football lads
youtube.com/watch?v=zo9ndmRnSM0

thread is too boring to post in if there isn't nice scenery

state of origin freshie here AMA

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update: former Ayy player Brendon Santalab scored on debut against Hellas

.

Have you had sex

not sure if I'm going to be able to beat poosterkid lads

>bft sitting on the sidelines

moses is my vc so i made someone having a bye my capt so now his score will be doubled

yea

soufs comeback lads

COMEBACK

Which shit team is gonna offer Connor Tracy a 5 year deal lads

Pootans

>opponent has tatola

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chicken little on suicide watch

Why is she looking right at me lads

She likes you

Who 2/2 here?

1/2 lads

The absolute state of pooses' kicks

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Imagine how diamond hard those eels cheerleaders' nipples would be in this cold lads

>he fell for the Shaun Lanklet meme

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why are they so /fa/?

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want to hate fuck molan

Hate is a strong word user

This Freddy Blues documentary is so boring.

I'm sorry I fell asleep during half time. I was drinking and it was fucking late, don't know if I said good bye or just left. Literally can't remember it. Was having fun though.

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What a handsome lad I am

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>autralian football
>clearly rugby
what the FUCK lads

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Please watch our sport

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82 central Ave st Lucia see you there boys

WTF are the memes fucking trueeee???

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>not based St Aidan's
Yikes

nrl.com/tv/matches/holden-state-of-origin/2005/game-2/full-match-replay-blues-v-maroons---game-2-2005/