/copalib/ - Señor PF es la esperanza de la humanidad

Fuck 'fuck a.nal' posters.
Chilean football is dead.

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first for sao paulo out, kek.

fuck a.nal and fuck OP

Fuck "fuck 'fuck a.nal' posters" posters

Vá, Baía; meu sêmen.

yolo

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Reminder that the biggest chimpouts are more prevalent in Argentina/urgay/Brazil and not anywhere north of Bolivia.

Tira una pelota, mono culiao.

>sendo pressionado pelo bahia
meus keks

jesus christ why even mention it? Bogota has to have the worst colombian women.

Needless to say that for me, it's the Chilean Primera División.
>still regretting not going to the La Calera game

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You have to play relevant matches first in order to be chimpout properly

>antony
tá mais pra garotinho

FUCK

comeback it's on

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>tfw rolo
>tfw all of my rola cousins are unironically hot

And I'm hoping for more when Penarol goes to Rio again

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Where's the love for Platense in this thread?

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are they white? not trying to be racist but the few hot bogotanas are white, anything else will be hotter in Cali or Medellin , also shouts out to Cali negras.

Not here

>Look at this guy Marcinho
Absolutely quality SA football.

Not even, we are all mestizo, our grandfather is un costeño who fucked a india/white woman. Fucking mutts kek.

>el LuciANO

>tfw this is how we lock perro

>roger machado
more like loupan from brasileirinhas

kek, our mutts are HOT tbf in fact most people go to Cartagena to fuck our costeñas. godspeed, don't fuck your cousins btw

>you want to go to América x Coritiba to have a tropeiro and support your club
>it's on a monday night, you'll have to go alone and Coritiba will absolutely rape América
What would you do?

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CAM ON TAPATENSE SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

>negras de Cartagena/ Cali
My fucking dick, dont worry bro I wont.

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Hope they bring these rochas again, will be in Copacabana to meet them.

Why is fluminense so shit?

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post examples bro i wanna fap

veneco uprising

you should ask how anal let fluminense score 4 goals

1. cariocas (they not people)
2. still in debt
3. karma for destroying portuguesa, one of the nicest teams in the history of football

lmao those rochas will smash your head in your sleep with a garrafa
penadoy fans are savages be careful there Casanova

No rochas, only qts

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average 25 dollars costeña puta, white guys from europe love'em

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not sure if that hole in the wall was a bullet or my dick tßh

Who here watching Dp. Santini?

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I BELIEVE

VAI BAHIA MARCA UNS NOVE GOLS DESGRAÇA

and here's a generic escort in the same area

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How much for this one.

Considering the op, I'm keen for some mascotposting

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too much ass

Damn. I find so hot these chicks speaking castelhano.

They're not shit, just inconsistent.

>the fuck did you say nibba?

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Who is the greatest manager of all times and why is Rogerio Ceni?

>1 Hour US $ 500
>2 Hours US $ 800
>3 Hours US $ 1000
>4 Hours Dinner Date US $ 1.200
>6 Hours US $ 1.500
>Overnight* US $ 2.000

>dumb travelers will pay for this
jesuschirst, you can get better girls FOR FREE , just go to a party faggot. Wait, no, you might get drugged, and robbed, they even tend to butcher your organs, using the whore as bait to put stuff in your drink.

edit: :^)

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>mfw going to Cartagena this summer for my uncle's wedding
Papi is going to get some pussy

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A la prima se le arrima

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why is it so good to see these clubs that were so cocky and now r shit, lmao
this is divine justice, puta que pariu

Whats wrong with you?

Do people take ecorts to dinners?

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Flamengo was never good. Remember when they hired Mancuello and they said he would solve football? I laughed back then.
Remember when the filthy brown nordestino at ESPN said about heptacampeonato?

sapbe

Only insecure lonely old men with money do that.

wtf r u even talking about, dude?

Sao Paulo and who else?

well, gremio had a recovery right now, FUCK

Corinthians

oh yes, in fact, most escort webpages from this country, although you may see 'anal' or 'rimjob' in their services, the most usual is 'dinner', 'family reunions', or 'executive dinners' , think is made for rich guys to pretend they're scoring a hot slut. Secret escort services will even assign girls that doesn't have their face floating around the internet.

What the fuck, you can get much better prices here, thanks.

btw, joking about fluminense is not allowed too

What are some decent escort webpages?

eeeeewwww

ok, now more of this

You seem to be an expert in escorts

should i watch the cuminense match, lads?
how is it going

Era gol, no me joda arbitro hijueputa.

t. cruzeiro mobster

Lmao no this is meUnless he's also a Burger Cruzeirense

you wont fool me, mafia

Stop being paranoid

>i-it wasnt me
heh, im looking at you behind the door, itair

Cala a boca macacada

kek, I will let that one up to you bro, I've never pay for sex.

Had a few friends that were escorts, the way they toy with European men and Gringos it's just hilarious. Pigs will give up to 10,000, even more for 'model' looking sluts.

#fact, first girl will bitch less, the second slut is full of nasty surgeries, in real life you'll get the feeling her body is 'weird' even though the first negra looks deformed for some. Second bitch will bitch even after you paid 1k. Shit happens, most of these expensive escorts have some sense of 'princess' life, that's why they insist on going to dinner and shit.
Only con about the first negra it's the stds.

Itair can't be in this thread.
I'm not sure he can read.

We're the good guys though

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>tfw itair is here

>good guys
>actually more corrupt than cbf
how do you cope with this scandal, i remember one user saying about this shit last year but i didnt even knew that much because im not from mg

>cope
Thank fuck it happened now and not later.

we should strip cruzeiro from all its titles from this administration, lets make the deal

porra nenhuma
e não sou nem pateticano

>being this delusional
I laughed. What next, should we strip São Paulo of all of their titles for grooming young talent, or Palmeiras for money laundering, or Flumin- oh wait they have 0 titles.

thiss is why i am vasco, bros

>cruzeirense not being ashamed by this
well, i guess its expected, next time dont complain about boc, er, i mean, river

Yeah I know lmao I think they were getting free tickets to the Mineirao and 88k per year for the last few years.

No les van a pitar nada, paisas hijueputas.

Why would I be ashamed of something I had no influence? I'm glad it happened, Itair and Wagner are cancer.
You are the one who should be ashamed for memeing "strip them of their titles", pff. Win some silverware of your own, small club fan (whatever your club is, don't care which).

why do you hate yourself so much? not even i would be proud of being a vascaíno, a team smaller than bostafogo

i will fucking kill cruzeirenses in my path, bros
GALO-LOL

Y si es hermana con más gana

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No you won't. If Pavilhão goes anywhere near you you'll shit your pants, virgin NEET fuck.


>2018+1
>being a virgin
kek

honestly if i was the president of my club, i would give tickets to fans that actually go to support and chant as well
also
>san pablo

SAO PAULO JUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Goal Bay My Cum. 1-0

KRA KRA KRA KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAAHAHAHAAHAH

I feel bad for them at this point

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How long until Cuca is fired?

>satani

>São Paulo
hehe

is there a brazilian club unironically more likeable than bahia?

amanha o dia vai ser maravilhoso, boa parte da mídia com o cu ardido, KEKEST.

sacked in the morning

Yes, there is. Next question?

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>Abel is the new coach of São Paulo

>the shamble city of san pablo

its not even fun anymore

jk

LMAO

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for me it's tremendao

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AH SACANAGEM

>that VINTAGE brahma crate
Do want

>tfw it was all combined
so this is the power of sham pablo?

O NOVO TÉCNICO DO SAO PAULO É O SENHOR VALDEMAR

AH VÁ SACANAGEM

*blocks your path*

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viva!

FILHA DA PUTA DO CARALHO
VALDEMAR É O CARALHO

VIVA É O CARALHO

VIVA É O CARALHO!

angrybirds fanfic has gotten out of control

wew

WALDERMAR É O CARALHO, MERDA

que isso...

please score Flu

macumba

Viva a Sociedade Alternativa

FLAMENGO HOJE É UMA MÁFIA
OSWALDO VAI COMANDAR PELO TELEFONE RAPÁ
WALDEMAR É O CARALHO
BORA PROTESTAR
VAI TOMAR NO CU QUERENDO JOGAR CONVERSA FORA
O FLAMENGO TÁ UMA BAGUNÇA
WALDEMAR É O CARALHO
OS QUE COMANDAM O FUTEBOL SÃO OMISSOS E ESTÃO ACABANDO COM O FLAMENGO
DIRETORIA DE MERDA

im still shook by the first match, how the fuck do you allow 4 goals

AH! AH! AH!
FORA WALDEMAR!

cant wait to watch linha de passe

>santani

based sweeper keeper

>linha de passe
>not waiting for lucas silva e silva on bb debate

NEUER

bb debate is only tomorrow
linha de passe is always after the game, i cant wait for the bombs that will be dropped

>bombs to be dropped
is mauro cesar in today?

he will fire cuca, the man has power, lmao

How hard will >we beat riBer tommorow, lads?

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riBer have escritorio.

He will single handly put an end to the job of all old Brazilian managers. He's only waiting Palmeiras to lose Libertadores in order to fire Felipão.
Brazilian managers will be 100% Argentinians in 2020 confirmed.

What a fucking chimpout

first we got sampaoli, whos next

Leave it to Brazilians to start a chimpout

>santani
based equity.

a lot of ppl hate felipao, mostly because 7-1, but some ppl even had some fights with him, like neto, they both kept trying to fuck each other career, so yes, theyre just waiting for the slip

I was talking about the Santani - Equidad match.

>são paulo
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

the final blow, WEW

>mfw Falcao returns to River and cucks Tevez out of a CL

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>from Monaco to Argenzuela

not happening, he still has a family and maybe a dog or two to feed

>2 red cards in 2 minutes
True sudaca murderball

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I don't even hate Felipão tbqh. He did a shitty job in the WC but he is fine for China or Brazil.
Can't say if he will be able to win the Libertadores tho. The Mundial he wouldn't win for sure.

i cant wait for cuca interview, jesus christ

>Absolute state of Juventude

>sao paulo
HAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GO BAY MY CUM

Bahia 1-0 São Paulo (2-0 on agg.)

Next stage: quarter finals

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hahaaa fuck a.nal

Nice, and send Cuca to Flamengo.

wtf is this deal

He's coming to millos lad

kek, great deal

btw São Meme should be happy now for Duck right?

Eae, será que agora algumas cabeças rolam hoje ou vai continuar essa pau molenguisse

Everytime i pick the "most interesting" match (usually featuring br-uru-ar teams) to watch, the best match always turns out to be the one with the ecuadorian team

where is the nose-surgery-argie lad
is he kill

fox sports or sportv, bros?
i want coverage post game, which is better right now

espn lol

or espn

sportv is the worst of all imo.
Either Fox or ESPN.

Soon

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isnt espn just linha de passe right now? they dont have coverage, only post game analysis

F

go to fox then

fuck k.pop

>all those zoomers on globo crying and chimping out because they couldn't get a ticket for a kpop concert

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>River instaled 4k more seats for the Recopa final
>Now the capacity is of 70k people

River really wants to believe the meme that "la hinchada tambien juega"
Nevertheless, I'm sure it would be a based match and atmosphere

who is to blame, cuca or the players?
he is already picking fights with them, he is literally roasting them in a sarcastic way right now, saying that he is the one to blame, not the players who couldnt do shit, ironically

youtube.com/watch?v=GWg4qrMsHHg

>tfw i pay for all networks when they just release the programs for free
why is this world so fucked

São Paulo is cursed. they should get Tigre and finish that match to end their curse, they will never win anything until that match is finished.

Fortaleza champion of Northeast

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>gets eliminated by The Equity
>but eliminates once nalgas
yeah, they based

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Anyone have that image from são paulo with the "Deu risada em 2015? Ri agora"

lmgtfy.com/?q=Deu risada em 2015? Ri agora

we all have theories about what happened, but why do you think they did that shit

>Deportivo Casi
>Narcoanal
>Rionigger

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>Deportivo
*Divertido

>lampião hat gk
Cringe.

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TIME DE FROUXO

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*gunshots*

no joda

>arch
Yikes! Yikes, I say!

allez baie mon poutre

For me, it's

>Cerro

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That's San Lorenzo

*pssssssssssss*

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They destroyed Cruzeiro a few weeks ago though.
Cruzeiro was the most hyped team and look at how shit they are.
Gremio beat Atletico-MG because they haven't won in PA in over 6 years.
>getting paid by the club to show up to games
how is bostafogo bigger than vasco?

>how is bostafogo bigger than vasco?
O VASCO SE APEQUENOU
É UM TIME MUITO PEQUENO
CÂNCER FOI POUCO PRO EURICO

>you're supporting tolima tonight, right user?

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so that just wipes out their history? bostafogo has history too.
Vasco also has more fans

Acabei de fapar :)

I'm fine. I'm also a woman now

Not him but Alt. Mineiro has more fans than Cruzeiro and they are much, much smaller.

Based as fuck
Sao joao >>>>> carnaval

shouldnt the fan base be taken into consideration when referring to how big a club is?
flamengo wouldn't be a massive club if globo and its fanbase wasnt so big

nah

To be fair, nothing can be smaller than Botafogo.
Also, post youtube classics from your country/city/state
youtu.be/6n8q_19q8Jc

youtu.be/5xJCfsjSbfQ

i wish i wasnt going to teply about that uruguay anona because of all the controversy because he said we werent copeiros, we might not be as much as gremio and cruzeiro, but in most aspects, we are flawless, titles are not the onyl thing that have weight, but im just gonna drop this

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why are you teplaying then?

Reminder to support the blue

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I'd like to have sex with her if you know what i mean

I dont really understand what you meant. Care to elaborate?

>outdated image
Yikes!

first of all, this is not towards uruguay, i dont know if you were that dude or not, now let me explain
the real reason is because i dont want to be mean to others, thats all
but i just wish ppl did their research about the clubs, like pic related, we r in second place of most national titles in the country, but still ahead of palmeiras in international titles, however theres some ppl who dont even know that
btw i dont want to be in the spotlight, but i tought this was the time to post about this, just to debunk some myths
also, its harder to win the league because it means your clubs needs to be really consistent and not slip, cups r known for knocking big teams
the last dicussions didnt ended that good, you know, i dont want this again and again, but ppl keep bringing us again and again, like i said, i tought this was time to post this so ppl will educate themselves, i want copalib to be comfy, banter is allowed, ppl throwing rocks will be educated or physically removed
thats from 2018, just 1 year, it wont change anything, stop trying to start fights

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*starts a fight*

Uruguay squad for Copa America

GK
>Fernando Muslera (Galatasaray, TUR)
>Martin Silva (Libertad, PAR)
>Martin Campaña (Indepeniente, ARG)

Defense
>Diego Godin (Inter, ITA)
>Jose Maria Gimenez (Atletico Madrid, ESP)
>Sebastian Coates (Sporting CP, POR)
>Martin Caceres (Juventus, ITA)
>Diego Laxalt (Milan, ITA)
>Giovanni Gonzales (Peñarol)
>Marcelo Saracchi (RB Leipzig, GER)

Midfield
>Matias Vecino (Inter, ITA)
>Rodrigo Bentancur (Juventus, ITA)
>Nahitan Nandez (Boca Juniors, ARG)
>Federico Valverde (Real Madrid, ESP)
>Lucas Torreira (Arsenal, ENG)
>Giorgian de Arrascaeta (Flamengo, BRA)
>Nicolas Lodeiro (Seattle Sounders, USA)
>Gaston Pereiro (PSV, NED)

Forwards
>Luis Suarez (Barcelona, ESP)
>Edinson Cavani (PSG, FRA)
>Maximiliano Gomez (Celta, ESP)
>Jonathan Rodriguez (Cruz Azul, MEX)
>Christian Stuani (Girona, ESP)

Discarded players
>Gaston Silva (Independiente, ARG)
>Mathias Suarez (Montpellier, FRA)

*chimps out*

>muslera
Yikes

the neymar jr 2019 soap opera instalment

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Uhhh...

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youtu.be/jcv8HP05uJg

youtu.be/jcv8HP05uJg

youtu.be/jcv8HP05uJg

youtu.be/jcv8HP05uJg

>inter, Real mad, arse
kek

No, I'm not that user but I hope he reads this. Is interesting though, I don't know much about Brazilian teams but as a Peñarol hincha is always fun when we play against Flamengo, it's a very intense team with very intense hinchas

shittiest edit ever

i know some people just do it for banter, but when i see some dudes not doing their research in a proper way, its nice to remind them, i know a lot about the football clubs of all south american countries
ty, the penarol games r rly fun too, we can always expect some wars

Reminder nerman was cucked by Colombia

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poor holon
youtube.com/watch?v=MZ8CafSARY4

don't quote it.

F

Copa Sudamericana Ro32

> Dep. Lara (0)-(2) Corinthians
> Dep. Tolima (0)-(1) Argentinos Jrs
> Cerro (0)-(0) Montevideo Wanderers
> U Catolica (0)-(5) Independiente del Valle

Yea, his real head is actually bigger.
ayyyy lmao

Reminder avatarfags can get bent.

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> early veneco match

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COPA SULA MIRANDA

daily reminder that Nacional es familia and putarol nothing but quemar

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post pussi

Nacional is shit. Shit!

>t. el pibe dalessandro

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t. Shit

>baka is out
thank you good lord.

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>Chará out
we already lost our right back because of the olympic national team. Glad we aren't losing anyone else.

>roger martinez
>no villa

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Classic brazilian humor.
youtube.com/watch?v=7Ie3OKMdzOg

based H&R

who the fuck is roger martinez? WHO IS THIS SHIT?

He is the GOAT Americanista

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Ask to Liga MX

Medina? Lucumi? Tesillo?

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>the rosca is back
kek

DIECISEIS A TRES
twitter.com/AllSportsPy/status/1134214703914336256

lula livre

>roger Martinez
>lucumi
>medina

What the fuck

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>Stefan Medina
Now our team has the same quality as our kit!!

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>Que la gente crea porque tiene con qué creer

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>Faz a TED, CBF
youtube.com/watch?v=PYbZaUbAWvw

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Honestly the kit really isn't that bad, but it's certainly the worst in recent years. I would have liked to see an orange one like in the 70s

Diana no!

Tatooed thots make my pp hard, but those full backhand ones are cingy af.

Tattoos on anything but the legs/side on a woman are gross

back and navel tattoos are patrician, fuck off with your shit taste

What's the map of São Paulo's state is doing on colombian kits?

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>navel
You probably like bitches with septum piercings too

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exagerou um pouco hein

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Chape had the Colombian flag on their away kit after the accident.

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no villa?? wtf colombia

>the kid that nutmegged neymar is out of the team
kekkekk

Video?

can you translate the statement that you just made? not everyone in here speaks hue, seu madruga.

no, go use google translate
chileno chato da porra

el chileANO señores

this is great banter

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA STOP i'll translate
what i meant was Hace unos años fui a Bolivia y cuando me hicieron probar coca me dieron un cuadradito tamaño flynpaff de color gris. Me dijeron que tenía que masticarlo con las hojas para que tengan mayor efecto. Era como morder tiza, pero enseguida se sentía lo dulce y después se te dormía la la boca . Me gustaba más que las hojas de coca, compraba paquetes de coca que venían con cinco panecitos (porque no podía encontrar ningún lugar donde los vendían solos al principio). Junte como 300 panecitos y deje todas las hojas en el departamento antes de volver.
Ahora ya se me acabaron este mes y no se como se llaman ni como conseguirlos. Me fui a una feria de colectividades y no había por ningún lado. Le pregunté a un peruano y me dijo que no tenía ni idea, que debe ser algo regional y que cuando vuelva tengo que preguntar por el nombre.
A veces me despierto y tengo la misma sensación en la boca. No se si es la nostalgia o me dieron algo tóxico y se me arruinaron los nervios de la boca. Voy a volver a fin de año igual.

Everyone take five, chile is going to keep the thread bumped for a few minutes

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>borja
>lucas lima
>ahshitherewegoagain.jpg

Now even the brit is here, we can take a long break. I dont have to pretend that i care about cerro güanders

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tigosports.com.py/futbol/copa-paraguay-sol-de-pastoreo-golea-a-sport-diana-y-avanza
RIP comunidad indígena yshir

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M U R D E R B A L L

are those the lyrics for a intoxicados song?

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It's going to auto-sage if I bump it too much la

vamo comer o cu do são paulo correa

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Why sudacas like DBZ so much? It's not even a good anime.

VAI TOMAR NO CU CERRO
AQUI E WANDERERS PORRA

Bootleg sol de america?

Whats your obsession with nerman?

what if gareth bale wasn't english?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Mcgjfwv9evw

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VAI TOMAR NO CU CERRO
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AQUI E WANDERERS PORRA

because it's a great anime

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Cerro?
more like
>pecho

one of chelsea's greatest ever players
and in front of him, lampard and neymar

None of this replies so far have given me a valid reason why DBZ is so likable despite being mediocre at best

Whos the most based and redpilled leader in South American history? Pinoche? Uribe? Bolivar? Lula?

San José de San Martin
all these faggots even have flags because of him

You had to be there zoomer-kun

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Simon Bolivar because he sold bananas and educated niggas and shit

because it's the greatest anime ever
if you don't agree with that you're just a weird weeb who gets bullied at school and watches gay animes

art is subjective
so who cares

Simon Bolivar literally had a country named after him tho

fuck leaders
i wanna ride a tank

Bolsonaro

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and he also has a currency named after him, but niggers always like personalism and caudillos
San Martin was on par with that french angry manlet who tried to take over the world

Bolivar by far.

for me, it's TOOO

You probably watch k-on or fruit basket you faggot.

lmao

Based and redpilled

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t. zoomer
go back to watch your moeshit

sssssssssshhhhhhh

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Philip II
*dabs on the republitards*

what's up with that one from bongistan trying to get some attention in here?

the biggest sports team in the world

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This is what you get when you make op a chilean meme.

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not sure if a black homeless man proves your point

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Just ignore it, he's active because we're posting too.

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At least peruvian are funny when they bother to post here, chileans are genuine autists

do any monkeybros feel somewhat stupid when talking portuguese? A lot of words your people use make way more sense than some of ours (certeza-seguro) but the rest seems like monkeybabble to me

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S Q U I D

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I'd like to think that Señor PF is more of a Brazilian meme than a Chilel one. Even is PFman is Chilean creation ChileanPrimeraDivisionBro have been pushing that shit hard over the last couple of months.

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Collage

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?

Me on the right

Fuck jannies

At least it's not child porn this time

you mean that crazy russian that posts youtube links?

"At least it's not cp this time"
- /copalib/

Or the German CP poster.

>palmeiras reserves struggling against sem pau o correa
yeah lads, if >we play >our reserves in the brasileirão, there is no way >we're winning it

recopa night
hope pathetico crushs riBer

He's using a vest as a flag

There was a macedonian/german poster who used to sneak cp in collage pics and other stuff. Those threads got nuked to the ground

MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE MAYKE

Bolsonaro is onto you now

A NOVA ERA CHEGOU

It's over copalibros...
go on without me.....

O ARGENCHINOS CHUNIORS

Choking alert

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Straqcualursi?

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since the janny is not allowing fun in this version of /copalib/ should we finally make a move to forocoches?

Have sex

I don't get it. What's the janny doing?

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I think i speak for all of us when i say that we should make a move to yo mums butt

i'm having fun
i don't have idea what you're on about lad

> user cant handle the banter
leave and take your shit taste with you

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Cerro no

i wish i had this will, this motivation to live and change my life

Boxers?

cannot wait
argie or brasil
choke city la

The threads are getting weird

Dubs for 90'+ gol

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It's always been too meta

this is just the lack of footy

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Never stopped us before

Based ref adding 7 so there's time for chimpouts

0 chance of happening, pathetico already choke the first game by not scoring at least 2-0, they'll get rekt

Weird definition of choking

*Replies to based Brit shitposter*

>colombian commentators and narrators are seething

this feels really good.

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ZÉ RAFAEL ZÉ RAFAEL ZÉ RAFAEL ZÉ RAFAEL ZÉ RAFAEL ZÉ RAFAEL ZÉ RAFAEL ZÉ RAFAEL ZÉ RAFAEL ZÉ RAFAEL ZÉ RAFAEL ZÉ RAFAEL

worst post yet
spurs has poch
literal sudaca copero blood runs in that team

Era desu

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Ese era platense?

> argentinos
> independiente
> culon
wew

>La Equidad is the only colombian representative team in international cups
holy kek, the absolute state of the congolombian football

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What the fuck is a "recopa" and how can you have so many tournaments

FUCK DAZN and FUCK CONMEBOL

winner of libertadores '18 v winner of sudamericana '18
ez

Is a super cup
Sudamericana champion vs Libertadores champion

based

it's literally the "re-validation" of certain cup. you have to win the "re-cup" in order to maintain ownership of the cup in question.

>Roger
>Lucumi
>Borja
>Uribe
>Cardona


Holy based, I love Queiroz, kinda prefer him over Pekerman on the paper

una copa recopada

I see a nibble

only The Equity is alive

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Digits and Athletico gets /VAR/'d

thanks now i understand

Last two digits is the minute in which the D'onofrio rig makes it in.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>don frio
what did the pecho frios of riber mean by this?

that's her finger user

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recopa stream?

National anthems should be banned from club competitions

on the right user

Shut up, faggot

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Well Yea Forums I just got into heart recently and i hafta admit ann and nancy wilson are HOT

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imagine if he farted hahaha gross!

t. jew

Sounds about right

Imagine all the drugs and crazy orgies they did back in the 70s

>La Equidad-Royal Pari
>Alt.Mineiro-Botafogo
>Sp.Cristal-Zulia
>Argentinos-Colon

>del Valle-Caracas
>U.Catolica ECU-Independiente
>Fluminense-Peñarol
>Wanderers-Corinthians

your CopaSud Ro16, thoughs?

take me back to the 70s la

link?

oh shit its true
user noo

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youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

ponzio a scumbag

Not all brakets are created equal

very funny

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Wait until next year when Millos win the CL and Tolima wins the Sudamericana

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autism
based

lel

umbro was doing world cup kits in brazil like cruziero had iceland
chape had colombia
it wasnt just because of the accident they did the jersey

based

So, will Athletico meme Recopa?

>Chilean refferee
>Not even once

thank god pratto is not going to copa america bros

good to see athletico trying to build from the back
river is taking the bait, pressing the back line like crazy
they will tire soon

que te pasa culiao? habla bien de los arbitros chilenos.

Are those awful kicks from santos part of the plan?

i think there's a tornado here in my city.
C'mon god, I just want to watch the match

link para la recopa pls

here you go my peruANO fren

youtube.com/watch?v=TCQ-yg3Xa0k

How can players like Prato exist? he's so fucking slow and shit. Just because he's lucky to score a goal? I can't believe there isn't anyone better

good lord my pp hard

el chicANO

He's quite fast for his body

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>complaining about Pratto when Borré is playing

*unzips dick*

what are you talking about? Pratto is a god

She must've eaten quite some burgers to be this powerful.

I know he is a god that's why I am so confused, because i dont understand this type of player that only serves the purpose of standing as a #9. For example you see Aguero play multiple areas of the game but when you look at Prato he looks like he is drooling with sub 80 IQ.

You should watch him run without the ball, which is what matters
Also lucho González is riquelming

>that's a stinky fart
Holy shit my fucking sides

>ANO post
he plays everywherr

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What's the point of Borre?

Boipussy

Pratto is the Argentinian Higuaín

Lucho's shoulders are too high, have you noticed? it looks like he's always sucking in air

Lets go católica only 5 more

post putas

that's why Queiroz didn't call him to the NT.

Pratto scores in finals though

O chechu do brasil

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Rate 1 out of 10, how has the Recopa game been so far?

yes. it implies that the pressing is working, when in reality it's just bait

3, the second half will be better because they will be more pressured to score

7, good

donut bully dickwad

>chechu morocha

wew this is a sin

what went wrong?

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Maybe 7,5

fair 7.89

8
River dominanted until Alth. Had its first shot to target, then a river se le cayó la bombacha

any links to the recopa lads? the roja one is not loading for me anymore

futbollibre.online/espn-2/

rojadirectaonlinetv.com/extremotv-13.php

They removed Jack Sparrow

TEO

there you go pimp, just thank me later

youtube.com/watch?v=iP_8WR0qEvk

i tried this one before, but it says it can't load some m3u8 bullshit and i have an extension installed

Ches, no pueden negar, River con Colombianos gana copas.

cile

mssev.com/river-plate-vs-athletico-pr/

finland

con gallardo* sr triunfalista

youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q

Benis :DD

Con donofrio

Montiel is so bad finishing

*against Boca

It changed again?

yes, this is the one now

V A R
A
R

ERA

>i'll be turning 23 in a few days
>no gf
>no job

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I like it

Disney jew

ayyyy

El bar sinson

Lel memes are real

You just KNOW

But you are white. Why is your life so shitty?

kek

>inb4 River fails the benultie

Based inside agent Lucho
Same but 24

Haha ha this cant be happening. How powerful is D'onofrio

dubs y erra

wow a cheeky penal for riBer
who could imagine that!

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>i'll be turning 39 in a few days
>no gf
>no job
>no upvotes on reddit

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WTF BOCABROS

Well, that's it.

Fuck refs and fuck BAR

New thread
Refball btw

S P A G H E T T I

>8080
It counted, but not enough
You needed 88

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That counts

offside? lmao

TROOOOALLLLLLLLL

lel

hmmmmm

you cant be 39 lad wtf

it's so stupid that the same guy that shoots is able to grab the rebound

chimpouts when?

...

same, except for in a few days

futebolaovivo.in/assistir-river-plate-x-athletico-pr-ao-vivo-em-hd-30-05-2019-gratis/