/hoc/
first for kakka
gay
sharks would bootyblast both these shit teams
based kaapo poster
wait i didn't make this
remember when everyone thought it was funny to type ted in the name field
LET'S
GO
BLUES
this but unironically and with a chad reaction
just goes to show how many plebbitors really browse 4channel. very disturbing
it was hilarious watching them get dumpstered
bruins are hated by laffs fans, canadian hockey media (onions), french people (gays), and hill billys and are therefore our team
bruins fans are hated by literally everyone except themselves
Jimmy Neutron looking ass nigga
Boston is one of the most soi filled cities in america. St. Louis is a town for midwestern chads
t. reddit
>Boston is one of the most soi filled cities in america. St. Louis is a town for midwestern chads
imagine how much time that soiboi spends on his hair every day
OMG GUYS I FUCKIN LOOOOOVE BOSTON!!!
go knights
No.
I prefer it when boston gets bombed
>midwest Chads
youtu.be
THG
I prefer it when the Bruins win the Stanley Cup
Adulthood is rooting for the Bruins
Childhood is rooting for the Blues
Judge by the teams, both cities are shitholes
that fag pete blackburn is your average bruins fan
*fat wife shits her britches*
>win the Stanley Cup
No one "wins" the stan Lee cup, they only rent it for a year.
Little cuck bois rent a little cuck bowl, and then give it away like the good little cuck they are
Nice sport
got somethin on your mind there
They have to defend their title
Are you really advocating for someone to win the title and then not defend it?
You pussy
>the commissioner hands the championship trophy to the owner rather than the players
nice sport
>shorks
Me on the top
I feel bad for sharks. Ever since faggot Jaws people have felt the need to kill and abuse sharks for no reason
>You may only post ITT if your team is undefeated at TD Garden in the past 12 months
Not so fast, everyone else
But I’m you
the canucks were 2-0 against the ruins this season
At least the japs make soup out of them
same
You are all me
dont sing his theme for the love of god if you sing his song hell come oh jeez oh man stop!
are we currently toking and listening to Ten Years Gone? Because if not, i'm really confused
fuck bruins
No you are just the part of me that wants to.
thinkin about that cup
who do you guys have for best bromance?
nhl.com
Hoping that bruins win because Krejcki, Chara, Pastrnak and Tuukka
Holy cringola
>shorks
Creek is about to flood lads send beavers to dam it off
based
for me, it's pronouncing "creek" as /cric/
me? ha ha no i'm not drinking tonight. i'll take a bang's root beer please
a bangs and some onion rings
Same desu
Same desu
for me it's shitposting in the gamethread tonight but watching the baseball game instead
there are threads other than /hoc/?
>regular season basebore
couldn't pay me enough to willingly post in a game thread with boston tripfags to be honest
>its a "I hate both teams in the cup" episode.
Damn NFL, NBA, and NHL like that. Shaping up to be a crappy sporting year.
>talk of kessel getting traded to the wild
>everyone bitching about how much of a shit personality he has
>really bad for the lockerroom
thought he was a good guy? is this true?
go post in your dead /cric/ thread
Based Swedes
Reminder hoc is a /wild/ thread
only bad with coaches because he wants his touches but doesn't want to play defense desu
So wrong
>someone mentions the wild
>no one responses to them
brooooons
wut
Hey hey watch this.
Wild? More like mild
woah i'm on vacation here and my flag changed, life's crazy
>samefagging on Yea Forums while on vacation
average bruins fan
i just wanted to see my flag change
>when youre team is so shit even Lazy Phil Kessel doesnt want to play for you
Wow I had totally forgotten about overwatch. Remember when people gave a shit about that game?
no I'm an adult
How we all feeling today?
Me? I feel like shit.
you there to see all the potatoes?
based jason blake poster
It's my birthday today. A bunch of girls wished my happy birthday on facebook. But i dont care because i will never sniff their taints.
feeling alright, no complaints
Other than a slight headache I'm alright
yes hello i am back
heh
happy birthday user, I hope your mom made you cake
genuinely glad to hear
every single one
Based larry poster
Cheap hits and all...
Thanks. She made roast beef sandwhiches for dinner because i asked her too.
back really hurts for some reason today
happy birthday canada
Thanks m8
absolute madman
happy birfday day leaf
Happy birthday fren, mine is in 6 days
i hope the bruins concuss that pussy tarasenko
Thank you friend.
What a good mom.
imagine unironically celebrating your birthday
happy birthday, user.
but what, exactly, is appealing about taints? it's as baffling as foot obsession desu
that's a terrible thing to say on canada's birthday
Thank you.
Yes, she is the best, and the only woman who will ever understand me. I will be lost when she is gone
But enough about me guys how are YOU, how about that hockey. Go Blues.
That sweet spot between the butthole and the pisshole.
happy birthday zipperhead
THE BRUINS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF THE BLOOS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT
AHAHHAAAHA
THE BLOOS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED
THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE BRUINS
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Holy fucking kek
Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the blose are
holy fucking kek
the bruins are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh
honestly the bloos might be the worst nhl team currently theyre just so BAD
also isn it funny how there are NO BLOOS fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
>it was 2-0
oh nonononononononononono please i can't bre-
>it ended 4-2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
AHAHAHHA
IT WAS 2-0
>IT
>WAS
>2
>-
>0
????????
BUT IT WAS 2-0?????????????????
IT WAS 2-0 BUT IT ENDED 4-2
>IT WAS 2-0 BUT IT ENDED 4-2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
>THE STATE OF MISSOURI
IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY
MY SIDES
I JUST CANT
LMAO AT HOW SHIT ST LOUIS ARE
ENJOY LOSING THE STANLEY CUP FINAls!
who here /cj/?
youtube.com
Will thornton ever play in the NHL again?
just gotta go out there and play our game ya know
Shits fucked lad, can't wait to leave this dead end job and go home to drink myself to oblivion and watch hockey.
Where else can he peak at men in the shower
Yes thank you. Zipperhead is a nice insult, you really have to know asians to get it.
you a photographer?
Been doing good lad. Excited for next season as a Panthers fan. Go Blues!
Who are you rooting for
yeah, that's where it IS, but... what's the attraction of being in between where someone shits and where they piss? or someone else being in your own?
regret looking up this video, cringe as fuck
The players to have fun.
The internet?
backstory?
Thread quality always goes down when boston plays. Canesbros did nothing wrong
I just left mine my afro-americans, can I get a tabledance?
idk just looks like some cringe couple putting on a shitty acting performance where the guy pretends he doesn't like her sitting on his face
there's giant ass thunderstorms going on and they're just missing me what a shit day
Imagine owning a really nice car and not being able to park between the lines.
you don't like it when women show feet?
what do you do?
Youre smarter than you act
Girls smell nice. So naturally the smelliest dankest part of their body will too??
t. hilly billy
I prefer when people aren’t greek
“Hurrrr hillbilly hillbilly hillbilly!”
Neck yourself
I don't even know anymore
shut the fuck up
the lesser new england states root broons too, it aint just boston your dealin with here kid
That's not true, I'm actually a CAD designer/QC inspector.
courage, it will be over at some point
and don't listen to trolls like
Br/u/ins desu
Just got back from the gym worked my delts biceps traps tris pectorals and of course my abs
*farts in your general direction*
Nueva Hollandia controla todos
gary is going over the script with the refs now boys. expect more soft calls tonight.
patrician
Fuck off engineer who thinks his job is a dead end
>it will be over at some point
Soon™
not an engineer myself but i do come up with some great shitposts every now and then
I mean quitting
I quit jobs before, it's the fucking best
more like brainfarts, you absolute retard
im only retarded for pussy lad
me getting ready to support my fellow bear posters later
more memes like this?
thinkin im gonna go get some bbq lads.
Thoughts
Hope he puts on some weight over the offseason
No need. He grows stronger with every point he gets.
I WILL SLAM YOU TO THE GROUND HE MAN
>Houston panthers
gets hurt and plays 50 games total next year
No...
>most of our pixel shit is still intact
>pony shit literally fucking everywhere though
Don't these faggots have jobs?
>Portland panthers
Reminder that based Marty’s alimony payments are ending this year
nj.com
unJUST
>Disable your ad blocker to continue
I'm sure it was a great article but I guess I'll never know.
they ruined my hot dog :(
>article is actually a video
guess I'll never know
bruins
based pedo finn
>nucks have eriksson
>soilers have lucic
>flams have neal
which other teams have a le 6 million dollar overpaid man?
post 'em, hoc
>city/market that should have a team but doesn't
>city/market that has a team but shouldn't
>team MOST LIKELY to be relocated
>probably somewhere in central/western Canada
>Phoenix or Miami (Pants)
>Pants
too much work
That's nothing though to 11 million dollar overrated shit
shant be responding to poortugay or his stupid poll
>cucks have kesler, getzlaf, and perry
just came so fuckin hard lads
that's different. they're old now, meanwhile lucic neal and eriksson went to shit the first year of their contract
checked
>paciojannety
ruins in 5
st louis is so fucking gay and stupid lol wtf
doesn't boston get tired of all the championships
>taint poois winning a game
Bostonian women look like THAT!?
boston is a pretty shitty place to live so that's probably all that's holding them back from mass suicide
no but it's pretty gay how they just bandwagon one sports to another
Guys I’m high
>binlan is still celebrating iihf win
kek
No. I am enjoying it a lot because it won't ever be this good again. And besides it's not like we haven't experienced some pretty bitter defeats mixed in with the championships (18-1 and 18-1 part 2, 17 seconds)
Which one is funnier lads, this one
canada isn't celebrating anything
or the full version but smaller
>gifs
>in 2019
*reinvents hockey*
another manlet gets humiliated
Men
*wins that series*
based captain, humiliating a rat is an honorable thing to do.
*Fucks niggers*
*continues eating poop sandwich*
>humiliating a rat
how?
the fuck is wrong with Boston
Saskatoon
Ottawa and Edmonton
Winnipeg
it is an overcrowded hellhole full of angry people
hughes is a bust lads
OH NO the sperg is posting poop from his phone AGAIN! Surely this will stop me and my fellow Bruinschads from posting! Surely it will prevent the Bruins from winning the Cup!
IMAGINE pretending to have a dynamic IP lmao
based scatposter
*revs up the sperg*
i think you confused us with new york city pal
I can't have the Blues be winning because if they do then Toronto officially has the longest dry spell in the NHL
Bobby Ryan but now he keeps ottawa at the cap floor
wake me up when it’s the offseason
Who is the ugliest dude in the NHL and why is it Ovechkin?
leafs have 13 cups btw
>imagine if time spent with the cup was negotiable and part of players contracts
>sorry, we can only sign you for 5 minutes cup time, can't afford the whole day
just start making fun of the flyers for only being a few years behind but they still can't win in a country that wins
Who?
>didn't click on that shit
>thought it was a bruin's dick in the blues ass
>turns out it it is scat
friendship with latvia over
Saskatoon Saskatchewans 2050 cup winner
hell will freeze over before philadelphia wins anything
bettman has HUGE ears
what ethnicity is he
I was at a tailgate for a playoff game a few years ago and this kid got up on stage and did that for a bit while holding a balloon and that was the first time I learned of him and now he's on Yea Forums because of zoomers like you
exactly so make fun of them more
I guess they can have that after my sennies 5 year dynasty when melynks next organ transplant mysteriously kills him
>The one with CTE was the only one who got 1 team right
whatever grandad
yeah I see kids fucking doing that in the grocery store or on the bus. you just know they have the attention span of a retarded snail
>20 minutes until the game start
>/hoc/ STILL hasn't joined the game thread yet
SAD!
Happy birthday leaf
Starting to store them in Hartford
I think I’ll get shitty drunk and just spam the general famallamamam
game threads are containment threads for the worst posters
Snes fans should lynch Melnyk tbqh. Just like in the good ol' days
why would I
THE BRUINS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF THE BLOWS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT
AHAHHAAAHA
THE BLOWS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED
THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE BRUINS
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Holy fucking kek
Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the blosw are
holy fucking kek
the bruins are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh
honestly the blows might be the worst nhl team currently theyre just so BAD
also isn it funny how there are NO BLOWS fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHAHAHA
>THE STATE OF MISSOURI
IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY
MY SIDES
I JUST CANT
LMAO AT HOW SHIT ST LOUIS ARE
ENJOY LOSING THE STANLEY CUP FINAls!
I'm rich and you're poor lol
I worry their financials are so fucked that nobody will touch them even if he wanted to sell, especially after all his public shenanigans and the reputation that follows it.
hey bby
imagine imitating a tripfag pajeet's posting style
For me, it's the Blues
Sorry Bruins
>premerger cups
pretty based
liar you're not sorry at all
in what universe is winnipeg, which sells out every single night, going to be relocating any time soon?
that's sucks sneslad
hope >your team will be less hopeless after all
because a sell out is 14000 people there
15,300 and that is still more than garbage teams that dont sell out.
Blows gonna be chasin based Krugsy all over the ice, meanwhile based Cliffy Hockey and the Mayor of Charlestown gonna be skatin the puck into the net
it's more like they can't afford to not sell out since they're such a tiny market with a tiny arena
whos this nigger?
>his team are attendancelets
game is not on the main NBC network, lmao gary
>they cant afford to not sell out
I mean this is a moot point, they aren't going to be struggling to fill seats any time soon.
NJ
Ottawa
Carolina
Arizona
Florida
NY Islanders
all had lower average attendance this season and in seasons past. Winnipeg will probably move eventually but it certainly isnt most likely to be the next team to move. Not to mention Mark Chipman owns and operates True North and has a personal net worth of $500 million and is Winnipeg born and bred. A big reason the Jets moved in the first place is because the franchise was unable to find a buyer. A big reason they came back is because of Mark Chipman literally just wanting the team back.
too lazy to turn hockey on
Torey Krug should shave.. I get the tradition and all, but god damn
my ahl team averages over 10,000 most years
what does that prove? entirely irrelevant lol
that a town with a drastically lower population with a minor league team is closely compared to an nhl team in attendance is something. look at you, you're some loser that moved to goat fucking land because winnipeg is such a shithole, what do we expect everyone else to do? nobody but browns and oil monkeys want to live in canada so why have more teams there
>all had lower average attendance this season and in seasons past.
yeah, but they have a higher capacity. winnipeg has a shit capacity so they're stuck at 15000 while sold out; that's the same attendance average for teams that only manage 70-80% and are bottom 5 in attendance. if winnipeg has a bad year and attendance drops then it could very well dip them below 14000, not to mention that if the dollar drops again then they'll have tremendous pressure to stay afloat
Sens is currently working on getting a new arena I reckon (they have for some time to be fair, not easy with Melnyk calling the shots..)
Canes is gonna see an increase in avg. attendance the coming years desu, a decade of no playoff hockey and terrible play in an unpopular market doesn't do any team in any sport any good
Yotes saw an increase in avg. attendance in the 2nd half of the season (might see the same fate as the Canes if they manage to hit the ploffs next year)
Islanders poor attendance is largely due to location desu, pretty sure they have a fairly solid fanbase; bringing them back to Long Island would do wonders
applesauce
winnipeg shouldn't have an NHL team
If 10k is closely compared to 15k it isnt a big leap to 17k in which case like half of the teams in the league ought to move. There are other factors at play when considering where to establish a franchise. How much money is Winnipeg making in terms of merchandise, what are the costs/risks involved with moving? Mark Chipman started True North in 2001 with basically the sole purpose of bringing the Jets back to Winnipeg. It's not like he's in it to make billions. Would he sell it if he had to? Probably. But just because it isn't producing as much as a team in a massive market doesn't mean he will kiss it goodbye. Not to mention his partner in the company is David Thomson, the richest person in Canada. I'm just tired of armchair commissioners pretending that small markets aren't at all viable. If that were the case Buffalo, Edmonton, Ottawa, etc. would have bit the dust a long time ago. If the only consideration was how big the city/arena is we would have 8 teams in NYC and 6 teams in LA.
ok see
you're dumb. they just need a bigger arena
Name one other thing to do in Hershey during the winter. It's literally a community thing that friends and families go to to get out of the house. Seasons tickets are like 600 bucks. It's the same thing in Winnipeg which is exactly why they sell out. If Winnipeg built an arena at 18 or 19k capacity I have no doubt it would fill up consistently. It's still an irrelevant argument anyway.
Wow, that's less in Riga.
christmas in hershey is the sweetest place on earth :) plus less than 3 hours from baltimore, dc, pittsburgh, and philly. and who the fuck buys nose bleed season tickets lol are you poor? oh wait you moved countries for a job because you grew up in winnipeg yes you are poor, meanwhile hershey is one of the richest places in the country. guarantee you an NHL team in hershey would do at worst as good as a team in winnipeg but lol canada gotta have more teams to never win a cup
>he thinks people move from one first world country to another first world country because they are poor
I mean I actually have a decent education which affords me opportunities that your dumb indsutrial cock inhaling hillbilly ass just simply couldn't even fathom but I digress.
The point is it's an arena built in the middle of a tiny town where people can literally just walk to after work to catch the game because there is not one single other thing to do. Tickets are cheap as fuck. It's not comparable on any level whatsoever.
the most expensive seasons tickets on the bears website are $810 lol
If was a fun run lads but Boston is going 3/4 in sports this year.
unironically based
I'm not an industrial worker I'm a literal millionaire I've proved it several times. Your parents were in the canadian air force so congrats you're a child of literal whos that moved to a literal where to make a modest living. You don't walk to the arena it's away from the city and season tickets give you free parking. I can promise you the area around it is far better than the area around winnipeg for entertainment.
not the club section where I've sat since the arena was built :)
>"I'm not an industrial worker"
how else do you explain inhaling all those cocks on an industrial scale
not an argument
>I'm a literal millionaire I've proved it several times
I mean this is the point where I realized you're a tremendous ass sucking fuckwit not worth anyone's time so what's the point. What kind of loser feels the need to "prove" how wealthy they are to autistic nerds on Yea Forums. I could talk about how my success and my family's success too but it's not at all relevant and it's pathetic.
both of your parents were in the canadian air force there is no success to talk about
MEME game
idk I've done it like 3 times in the last 2 years so I don't really feel the need. I would enjoy hearing about yours but come on winnipeg sucks and everyone knows it
My mother was actually a home maker. I don't know where you got it into your head that working for the military must mean you are a low-level latrine digging grunt? You realize they employ engineers right? And legal officers? And doctors? My grandad was a diesel mechanic and a self made millionaire. Big fucking deal. Get over yourself lol
my great grandfather was a general in ww2 and now I'm filthy rich lol. sounds like you're coping
Says everyone who has never actually been there.
buddy I'm not having a pissing match with you you are literally the one who started going on about "success" and how you're a millionaire and how you like to prove it to anonymous faggots on Yea Forums lmao literally nobody cares and it had nothing to do with the discussion
youre so fucking insufferable, never post here again
>Unironically lying on Yea Forums to impress people that hide behind the visage of anonymity
Literally soccer tier faking injury
Fuck off with this
nothing in this post had any substance. you're just attacking me with nothing but feelings
I've been btw.
okay bud I was actually talking about hockey but you turned it into this weird thing about how cool you are and how much money you have LOL consider killing yourself
Agreed. Should not have been a penalty.
funny how your flag is new since what 2017 at worst? I can't imagine I'm dealing with a newfag right now that would be embarassing. you are such a loser that you moved to another country for a chance at life and you still post on Yea Forums everyday because you still can't find things to do lmao
what are these two faggots arguing about?
>nothing in this post had any substance. you're just attacking me with nothing but feelings
read the thread. we were arguing about which team might be the first to move but it quickly devolved into typical american posturing with "my bank account is bigger than yours" and "my grandaddy could beat up your grandaddy"
oh yes you are new and have no other response
making fun of a winninigger newfag that wants to tripfag now once every few days/weeks
>he never saw a cric flag in hoc before 2017
>he thinks everyone else is new
why are you like this
>cric flag
cringe
>since 2017
still new by 5 years
I dont know what you mean but ok
SHUT THE FUCK UP
why the fuck are you guys talking to new zealand?
just trying to prove he's a worthless fag
so yes, you are new? when did you start posting?
we were having a decent discussion. I didn't realize I had to use my proxy literally every single day to keep from triggering everyone
imagine having an argument and then losing it and then arguing about how you didn't lose it at 1am on a weeknight. must be some kind of pathetic loser life lmao
that says 1pm genius its the middle of the afternoon
based retard
what a shitshow lmao
I haven’t turned the game on yet, is it good?
oh no so you don't have a job!?!?!?!??!?!?! You caught my mistake so quickly!!!
Having a beer and sucking down a heater lads
I often work from home
I thought your home was winnipeg
and I caught your mistake not because I had to look at your screenshot but because I know that it's 1pm by virtue of the fact that... it's 1pm
keep doubling down though, I have a very hard time believing you are the supposed millionaire you say your are. More like you have a rich daddy and you sit in his basement masturbating and shitposting all day
oh no now you're thinking about my daily life and masturbating to it. go die
>want to see a line brawl
>there's only two faggots trying to out-fag each other on /hoc/
This day has been a bigger disappointment than I am.
I'm just saying most millionaires have to work very hard to get where they are and it generally gives them a pretty deep sense of humility and a general air of gravity/respectability instead of the spastic mess that are your shitposts.
I can't imagine a millionaire who didn't have everything handed to him ever making a post like or really any of your other posts.
dont bully yourself user
might go post in the gamethread lads
ok
>look mom I made a printout
newfag
how many boats do you jump off?
1 to date but I didn't own it. saving up for a big one
>Kakko missing Scouting Combine to celebrate Finland's win at Worlds
typical yuro
So you're not a millionare?
I’m rich in (You)s my portfolio is about 89% snowbelt
doesnt prove it isnt your daddys lmao good job proving to everyone youre a cringe inducing faggot though
that was just my savings account from 2017. I've split it to 2 accounts since then and then add in my income yes I am a millionaire. just proving how only retards are still poor
also nice spastic teenager tier penmanship mr multi millionaire
10/10 insult
It wasn't an insult. I expect most millionaires have slightly better handwriting... I expect their entitled offspring write more like you.
why do you think rich people care about handwriting?
It's just an observation my man
what observation are you talking about? please share
Imagine being so insecure that you have to post your savings on a sports image board.
probably the most cringe 20 post run in /hoc/ history
how else you gonna flex on the cool guys on /hoc/?
click post number enter capital i then type worthless words
Just that I'm pretty certain this is your dad's money. Maybe he provides for you. Who cares? This is Yea Forums and nobody here cares about you
This series went from shit to bretty good p gosh darn quick
and you're wrong? like I've said this entire time you're wrong. your posts suck and winnipeg sucks and nobody gives a fuck about the land of who gives a fuck. stop posting and fuck off you're new and it doesn't matter. you didn't know who I was before posting and you still don't so nobody wants a newfag
You use Word to put that together?
>"dont you know who i am"
you seem like the kind of triggered a spastic teenager gets when people dont eat up his bullshit on the internet
no one cares loser shut up
Need some good vibes in here!!
without fail anyone from before 2015 knows which team I support. you don't. you're new. you're an expansion team yurofaggot that shows up to attention whore because his parents were losers and you're a loser. nobody cares about your posts and nobody ever will. go watch divegrass
mommy
big yikes lol
xD
>fatsuka
>fatsuka
Thicc
i dont remember most tripnigger teams desu lads.
Should I fap for the 4th time today? Thinking about edging/ruin for 2 hours then the finale
>some fag posting about how rich he is with a boiling kiwi
>Yea Forums fags
autosage /hoc/ save us sebbo
don't forget about the ugly women
how about do something useful with your life jesus christ
probably not user i dont think thats good for you
you're not white
Someone give me a good fuckin stream fags
nhl.tv
>he cant be useful and fap
Sorry you suck at time management
Been doing it for years and only positive side effects.
retard
i got a stream for ya
*unzips*
>biting the hand before it feeds you
guess its shit streams for you bucko
Quėbec
Florida Panthers
Florida Panthers
Shame because if they weren't in the Habs division I'd like to see them win just for the memes. Move them to Quèbec. They deserve it.
Take my energy Blues \o/
please let it be so
so we're just back to being fags that hit everyone at every chance and have a few skilled players score goals when available. based the kongs cups were great years for the nhl we're now going to flourish in popularity because they're so fun to watch
taint poois will win ot lads.
you don't have a job?
what's worse anime or mandrama fags?
>not having a job
yikes
>aerospace engineer and consultant
pretty sweet gig desu
They gotta go with the classic logo though right?
Anyways my habs will never let it happen in a million years even though it would probably make them more money in the long run.
they're the same
but you're still poor
idk igloo logo sucks dong imo
who cares, as long as they're also brapchads
For me it's being a weeb and being successful and making actually failures sperg on Yea Forums
if you say so
yet you still can't type
prove me wrong
>caring about typing on Yea Forums
You're doing it wrong
>post financial statements on Yea Forums
>everyone cringes and thinks its fake anyway
>the one autistic retard ITT who wont shut up about his dads money goes on another spastic rant about how he is richer than everyone
nah i think ill just keep posting beavers thanks
watching the game lads it's pretty good
shits frantic
PING
I think it would only work in hockey haha, but to each their own.
Shut the fuck up, no one who's rich talks about it online and especially on Yea Forums. Even if you were Jeff Bezos no one cares, are you going to give us money? If not then why are you bringing it up.
that's a lot of words
yeah I've given out hundreds of dollars multiple times over the years
youre so cool user wow
hi grease
perron with the gwg cap this
And I've got an 11 inch cock and three girls who call me daddy bad touch. Who gives a shit you're bragging to autistic sports fans on Yea Forums.
PayPal me 100$ right now or stfu and you're a liar
you're both faggots, please use your millions to buy 10 feet of rope to hang yourself
I got morning wood
based me predicting the future
lads I bought some stuff online and it's just been "processing" at the depot for like 3 days pretty annoyed about it desu
>million dollar rope
Must feel quite nice
>morning
>now
alaikä
prove it
post your paypal
nice how big is the average finnish benis teemu
paypal me 5 thousand dollars and i will leave hoc forever rich boy
[email protected]
I will post a screenshot if you do it and proclaim you the richfag of /hoc/
holyshit do it we'll never hear from new zealand again
>he wont
but i thought we were buds
samefag
This nigga actually did it
Based rich fag of /hoc/
I'll send you $100 right now post your paypal
Ok
please i wouldn't touch your dirty money
first canadian flag to reply to me gets $100
BASED kyle
calm down, don't spend your rent money all in one night
hacking all the emails posted itt rn
charge your phone nigger
Some bastards might even name hockey team after 'em. Imagine the humiliation actual sharks have to go through due to San Jose Sharks.
Fuck off it's the end of the day
its making me confirm my account cuz I just made it a few minutes ago hold on
>he doesn't keep his battery at exactly 57% to preserve battery health
so many hope passes by the bloos they're gonna get got
lmao at bruins fags thinking everything is a penulty
i didnt mean to (you) you pekka
Aiight
>gunnarson
>gunner
>scores
damn...
oh no good guys lost
Blues in 6
well
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS
lol @ canamoney. I sent you a real $100. love you baby post to confirm
I was promised a sweep
Thank you rich /hoc/ poster. Much love.
both of those goals that binnington gave up were shit he got lucky tonight
WINNINGTON!
>LET'S GO BLUES CHANT
LET'S GO BLUES CHANT
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>LET'S GO BLUES CHANT
LET'S GO BLUES CHANT
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>LET'S GO BLUES CHANT
LET'S GO BLUES CHANT
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>LET'S GO BLUES CHANT
LET'S GO BLUES CHANT
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>LET'S GO BLUES CHANT
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don't worry you're not gypped
>not $100 US
CONFIRMED PENNY PINCHER, NOT RICH
I keep saying that he'll be exposed by meme shots, prove me wrong
oh
>run over the opposing goaltender twice in one game
>win
How did they get away with it?
very pathetic desu
I mean he sent 100 US but dont forget hes "literally a multimillionaire"
Looks like blues head hunting is already taking effect
Blues in 5
Hard to believe >shartshittingfart will be a cup winner
you know how
>1st stanley cup final win
>1-13 record
this is ridiculous
is hockey the sport where the home advantage the least important?
Both of these teams are shit
do me a favor and show me where you are quoting please. thank you.
yeah boomer hockey was a joke
got $150 at or around Christmas from him
>forced to play in the final because >muh expansion vs 06
>swept because top of the shitheap is still shit
>forever memed by it
they need this desu
i was surprised to see a (you) 7 hours later
thanks
holy FUCK lads hot chicks in tiny shorts and sandals everywhere
I've heard baseball is but I have no clue if that's true
Oskar Sundqivst should have been given a five minute major and a game misconduct for targeting Matt Grzelyck's head.
it is because noone goes to those games
do you ever reply to someone flippantly and leave to do something else but then come back and find out it was the catalyst for a multiple hour long sperg out? that's where I'm at right now
i wanna end up on death row so i can have her pits as my last meal
>bombstonians actually believe this
most*
well ice is different at every rink as are the boards etc so players at least know how their rink is going to react like the back of their hand
>I'm a literal millionaire
My mistake. Either way sending people a hundred bucks here and there for fake internet cred on Yea Forums is pretty pathetic tbqhwy
Send someone 10 grand. Doesn't have to be me.
I will donate $100 one last time tonight to the first reply of a paypal account that isn't from asia
what cred do I earn? I'm anonymous you fucking retard
Bruins in 5
Just do me again :^)
you were literally screeching about how everyone knows who you are from 2015 lmao like youre trying to make a name for yourself as that guy on Yea Forums
quite enjoyed that games desu
has to be apehoop right? football has weather/domes, baseball there are pitcher's/hitter's parks, and there is some shit ice around the league.
It’s not over is it bros?
2nd least important. NBA>NFL>NHL>MLB
i.imgur.com
make what name? Anonymous?
a lot actually.
>rich user
dude quite deflecting. put your money where your mouth is mr moneybags. donate someone 10k
not even mike milbury believes this
>1-1
It's over.
It was clearly targeting, he aimed right for his fucking temple
I'll be gone tomorrow but you'll still be the butthurt kiwi winnifaggot that nobody likes :)
go away
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hey man I just want to see you actually pony up and do something instead of larping on the internet. You're the one who said "only retards are poor". It's ten grand. No big deal to a big guy like you right? Tell you what, send 10 grand CAD to that leaf
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also everyone thought you were a total faggot until you gave them a few bucks lmao imagine paying strangers on the internet to think youre cool
shall
shant
Gary made the call, this is going to seven games.
kys
he would be helping out this based /st louis bro/, and i would be very grateful.
won't let me send you money. I even tried sending money to my own real account and it won't let me. I guess because I sent too much money on a brand new account? idk but it won't even let me verify on my phone number it says I have to wait so whatever. I do this like once or twice a year I'm sorry better luck next time I gotta got to bed
thanks for trying, user
*based kyle
:( I really tried. I even tried adding a different payment method but no matter what I do it just keeps saying select payment method to send it to you. every year I try it makes me make a new email address to so idk it might be some anti identify theft shit
it's ok, i'm just glad that there are still nice people such as yourself around. may god bless you!
same to you friend. it's funny honestly that I've been doing this randomly for like 3 years now and every time less people respond. it's a different place but I guess I do it to know that some of the people I talk to everyday are still the good ones that aren't terrified of the evil 4chang
Get to work.
I don't work at midnight I'm white
Sell that pussy for me. Bring me the money you make afterwards.
this reply didnt age very well. how you feeling bud? hows about i shove some provel cheese down your cry hole?