CHELSEA vs ARSENAL

Arses and tits both are overrated, at best it's a nice bonus. Face and weight are all that matters.

what an awful game

Virgin at 24, too afraid to have sex as I will be shit and it would be humiliating

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slurping hazard semen right now

based

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This match is unbearably dull

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ref in the way of play, move it

This is now a Chelsea thread.

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For me, it's JAV.

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how can you motivate yourself playing in a shit atmosphere?

Arsenal spilling spaguetti now

Why is Giroud playing he’s only 82 rated and Higuain is 88 rated wtf

I do not see a single world class player there except Cech who is past his prime

Right or left

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b a s e d

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.

there's only one measure of merit for any decision UEFA makes

if hazard scores some good goals this match i will finally rate him

left

SCORE
SUM
FACKIN
GOALS

Your ancestors looking down from Heaven, wondering "Why hasn't he shagged yet?"

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You remind yourself that you're getting paid 20 grand to do so and harden the fuck up

Boobs>legs>face>neck>>>>arse>>>>>>>>>>>>feet

Prove me wrong

Sauce my good monkey?

based

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so is anime

same but at 25

Giroud’s having a nightmare

Is this the worst game in the history of football? Taking everything into consideration its a yes from me dawg

It's not even in Europe

Country is literally further away from London than Baghdad

Alright lads?

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This game is boring as shit.

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VAI TOMAR NO CU ARSENAL
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AQUI E CHELSEA PORRA

>azar's last game for Chelsea
>chech last game

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>reasonable pay
Lolllll.

Higuain in a final is a 60

fuck i can bearly stay awake

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>photographer

left

wow, do you write jokes for a living?

Emerson is the type of guy i can see a shitty Italian team like Roma, Inter or Milan signing for 25M this Summer

ARSENAL

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It's not fair

I hate him

What’s the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

its confirmed

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fucking bongniggers i knew it

thanks for ruining the evening eufa

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Right you fucking melon, not that she'll return the favor

waheyyy!! oi oi crouchy!

Lovely pair of tits there

eh I'd hit and quit it. unless she has really nice perky tits, then I'd date her for a little. but i like middle easter looking chicks, thats just me

when’s brapzhard going to do something

dicklets fear a real female

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face>>>the rest

money

my fucking god

Anyone else experience webms and pictures loading really fucking slowly? Did gookmoot "forget" to pay the server costs again?

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this 2bh

We can see her croutch

MOMMY

that emerson lad is ok

The pitch is tiny

>Babby realising fifa scores are in no way representative accurately

>tattoos
>dyed hair
>glasses

face should be higher
good otherwise

who is this milk truck that has arrived?

This almost looks as bad as ekstralasa

Next season, with Hazard and Jovic, no one can stop them

I think I finally get what yanks mean when they call it a semen slurping sport

So peak banter is Arse lose and Spuds win, right?

based crouchy

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I'm as tall as Crouch and I'm a virgin Haha he was right about that at least

Nah Crouchies a top lad. Glad he's living the dream

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this is a preview of 2030 where the WORLD LEAGUE takes place exclusively in petrol states

>Crowd is literally a mile away from the pitch

the absolute state of azerbaijan engineering

Was supposed to be getting loads of weed for this game but I was let down.
Now I'm bored to fucking death.

image being at the back of the first tier

you couldnt see anything

If she did a rank fart her fat arsecheeks would keep it squeezed in. Her pants must reak of pooey eggs.

who the fuck is mendy?
the man city guy who is always injured?

An american was on holiday in London and went into a shop, the cashier looked up at him and smiled "Are you American?" The American happy to be recognised abroad stuttered "Y-yes how did you know"

The english LAD replied "Because you're the fattest cunt I've ever seen"

based

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belgian messi the only one playing

>Hating Crouchy
Why?

the 90s were fucking gay and anyone trying to bring them back is a desperate hack

Has Ozil touched the ball yet?

no, plays for some french team

I'm so fucking tired of you faggots posting cows with your shitty fat acceptance whores. Post some normal sized women.

Also fat and ugly.

Redpill. Except for not being fat this is the most important thing

lol how the fuck has no one scored yet?

It's like when WWE do an event in Saudi Arabia and it doesn't feel right.

Stupid WWE Jews. They throw under the bus any huwhite fighter who has made dodgy cmoments about blacks or gays in the past but at the same time sign a deal with Saudi Arabia.

Cringe

Because his life is too good and he's just too damn cool and nice and it's not fair

Weed would make it worse, man
Get some coke

For me, it's Ginko

Can't have the headhunters fucking up shit anyway, good

>Giroo

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no his brother

that hurts

>25
looks older

the atmosphere in the stadium is fucking abysmal
why the fuck are the crowd 10 miles from the pitch?

youtube.com/watch?v=m2eszbm9Bdg

Kepa or de gea?

Why does VAR favour white players and Muslims?

Did they eat too much azeri watermelons before the game?

stfu dicklet
grow testosterone

only a matter of time until someone like Watford or Hull move to Kuwait

>watch engl*sh teams
enjoy your 0-0 cumskins

Start with an easy position like doggy style, nobody can get that wrong. The hardest is missionary and it can be awkward even if you're experienced because everyone is built differently and responds differently to how you thrust. You just have to ask if they like it or if they prefer you to put your dick in lower or higher, trust upwards or downwards etc.

how do you pronounce "Azerbaijan", lads?

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What a semen slurping first half.

What a shit game. EPLis fucking trash.

>azeri watermelons

Is that a euphemism?

So players don't get hurt when the bomb goes off

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CECH PLEASE

>djiroo

prime petr check

Wait, ozil still plays for arsenal? didn't he leave years ago? unironically.

I'm fine with that.

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Players so rich they literally dont give a fuck about the cup. Thanks UEFA

That's so machine gun nests have more time to stop pitch invaders

Emerson just stamped on lacazettes ankle, not even a yellow

dogtrack between pitch and stands

how the fuck did he not score?

>giroud

what kind of sick fuck would travel to this game

I think Giroo still plays for Arsenal

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JIPOO

Fucking dropped

geg

post your taste in women fag

>cech retiring because he is completely past it
>lets play him in a final in a last chance to get champions league

hows this?

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>0-0 first half

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game is shit, post waifus

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can we add some fans to the green screen?

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probably soviet architecture

Isn't missionary like the default though? I've heard a lot of girls won't even do doggystyle the first time because it makes them feel vulnerable

Anybody else just wish they replaced the chelsea team with midgets and the arsenal team with a womens team and let the real players enjoy their holiday.

Reckon the midgets would win aswell 2bh

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I'm gonna just go in the shower. Any one want to join me?

ER - ZER - BOJAN

Jesus christ is that Pedro? He went from being Messi's winger to playing in the fucking europa league

i can't 2bh

Surely Czech doesn't still need to wear the helmet, he's just doing it for show now

imagine having to play in a league two atmosphere
just watch their two PL games this season they were of a much higher quality than this

/æzərbaJˈdʒɑːn/

>webm of some delicious poon
>bitching about the fashion in webm

how are you this gay bruh?

OH FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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hazza buys jam

lel I get this

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I want to teach her some tricks

ahz air bye john

Are azerbaijanais Iranian or turkic?

Darjeeling is for refguee cock

THIS ISNT THE EUROPA LEAGUE
THIS IS THE EUROPA LEAGUE FINAL

Should have just let Leno play tbqh.

>it's Jirpoo doing nothing when starting

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Apologise to Cech you fucking Arseshit customers.

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I feel like the difficult part is not blowing after twenty secs or even during head, that would be most embarrassing.

[spoiler]thanks for the advice user[/spoiler]

lol someone add the old Highbury mural to this

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>he worships the anus like a beta negro

I fucking hate Pedro

signed for Chelsea 4 years ago you retard

The 90's were top tier.
80's was pure homo

so have arselel just given up or something?

I was about 10 when Cech started playing at Livershit.
Love that comfy feeling watching him now and connecting me with the past, back when I wasn't a complete failure with a dysfunctional brain on the verge of selfpermaheem

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I find it to be the most awkward to get right, it takes like 2-3 shags with a girl to really figure out what their sweet spot is.

Higuain would've scored tha-

Hope someone scores so we can hear what it sounds like.

Russo-iranian

bring higuain on

no, but he's on the mend-y

gimi

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why don’t u just go to the barber get a decent trim, work out a lil bit and go to the club instead of complaining being lonely

it’s literally the easiest thing ever

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dubs and hazard scores a hatrick

webm of that spin dive

This is life watching FIFA CPU vs CPU

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I completely forgot about this match, who's winning/playing better?

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No they're just really tasty

You watch the game, you don't see Ozil
You watch Ozil, you don't see the game.

>MOST EXCITING LEAGUE IN THE WORLD LA
>NOW THAT SPANISH DOMINATION IS OVER WE WILL FINALLY HAVE GOOD ALL ENGLISH FINALS

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It's more that this is a final rather than a league match. Finals are very often cages affairs but both sides are scared to lose

>swap hazard for pulisic

based or cringe?

post some new schokoelfen i can add to my folder

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What is it, treasure hunter?, the hair looks 80s

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLL

Who else realized this was going to be a shit game since the moment of that awful ceremony?

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I'm 25 next month and I've never kissed a girl. Afraid to even try now because I'll be very clearly a KV when I do it and I'll get made fun of haha

I will raise you.

P.S. Dicklets GTFO OUT THIS THREAD AND KYS!

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Why not just have the girl ride you? That seems literally impossible to mess up

Hold the world weighlifting championships in Baku by all means.... but the Europa League final?

>when Cech started playing at Livershit.

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The only reason why women would lose to midgets in a football game is because they are mentally too weak to style on a bunch of midgets while CR7 would just get onto the pitch, score 15 goals and make some small people jokes

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Arse are fucking wank

This game is perfect for the Count of Canneloni, he's experienced in playing for empty stadiums in Serie A

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sauce?

I kinda like that my stream is choppy, standard definition. Adds to the third world aesthetic.

the 4cc is more entertaining than this shit

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based

>go to the club
hate this part 2bh

>Chelsea
>Arsenal
Who do you want to play Tottenham in the Supercup?

because it would sort my hair and body out nicely but not the social anxiety

>When former Chelsea keeper Cech, now at Arsenal, and soon to return to Chelsea, blocks a shot from former Arsenal striker, now at Chelsea, Giroud.

not really
if there is an atmosphere it naturally pushes both teams on to attack more

save yourself the time and re-forget

BT Sport are streaming it for free in 4K on YT.
youtube.com/watch?v=Sw8wJvn6_sk

Azza Bye Jan.

Ash er bye john

Because I like the idea of a soulmate but chicks are annoying and I am bad at intimacy

i was hoping it couldn't possibly be as bad as the ceremony but i was wrong

this

was gonna go fuck a polish escort tonight but decided to stay in and watch this drivel

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who /UNAVELA/ here?

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FUCK ME MOMMY PLS FUCK YOUR BABY BOY HARD

IKTF

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Wenger out

I have six pack abs and have a decent haircut. Still no pussy. Also a green eyed, white guy with french surname on fucking Chile and still no pussy. Wtf

>this is unironically a 10/10 in muttland

Based. Keep it going. I'm telling them to my friends Norm Macdonald style and explaining it with a smirk

This game is terrible.

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fucking soulless

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Re-raise.

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fake.

Unironically reminds me of my local back home

>Go back home for xmas
>Go to local
>One of the farmers is complaining some lesbians have moved in next door (he has a daughter)
>Every starts laughing
>Someone shouts "AT LEAST THEY AREN'T GAYS (As in men)
>Everyone erupts with laughter
>Laughter dies down a little
>Someone shouts "AT LEAST THEY AREN'T NIGGERS"
>Entire pub explodes with laughter and John Smiths
Good times

What's with the dark filter in the close-up shots?

bread la

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>watchu staring at hahah

how do you proceed Yea Forums?

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shit

Is Oxlaide ever going to play again?

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me

>just do it
thanks shia

>you just have to ask

don't do this

[spoiler]why is my spoiler not working[/spoiler]

If you have posted anime in this thread than I urge you all to HAVE SEX (not with kids btw)

>Boxxy was 10 years ago

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lads, I've got shit in my ass

Late sub on Saturday

Am I thinking of Dudek?
Lmao

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despite what you see in porn its a combo of selfconfidence issues when they get up there and just straight up being bad at it

Well that was fucking shit

>the stand underneath the camera is literally empty

hooting

Well yeah obviously, girl on top is probably my favourite and it's easy to get to that position first if you start shagging on the couch. Basically the only position in my opinion that takes a little time to get right is missionary.

you are so mad. too bad I'm not the country you think i am.

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This is now a Victoria thread

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defo not your face luv

What's a "John Smith"?

This except i'll be 26 in 2 weeks

what exactly does Özil do ?

sabeeeee

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Borefest is too kind of a word to describe this match

This match is boring as fuck, British football is shite

what's on their armband? a dick?

Well that was shit
Time to go be disappointed even further by that Death Stranding trailer

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Go to the club by myself?
How do I even approach women

>Heineken ad
>90% of them are black

anyone else get this shit? why are they even watching football at an all black bar?

imagine getting to be with her in the end of the world

doesn't work on every board

I'm receeding terribly.

yeah, not going to watch this crap. I'll be back for the penalties. At least they are always entertaining

FINALLY

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>those sad flabby tits didnt get any of the fat
ahahha

fuck UEFA

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added some fans

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>CTRL+F
>(yo
>0 results

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>that description
You must be high class, just go to low class parties

most playoff finals are the same. tight, cagey. league cup final this year as well. Rarely do you get two teams of even quality going at it.

on beginner difficulty

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BORING

BORING

BORING

u just have to go out ur comfort zone
its only hard the first or second time you get used to it quickly

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THIS GAME IS BORING ASF LMAO

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always so easy to spot the xbox none fans. honest question, when's the last time you guys got ANY worthwhile exclusive game? lmfao

How do I get a UK slag gf?

i envy you

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FOR ME, IT'S LUNA AMOR

una vel/a/

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wouldn't trade it for anything in the world desu

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If you remember boxxy, then you will love this compilation of oldfag memes

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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1559159265790.webm

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Be black

Balding cope

it's uefas fault
how are you supposed to motivate yourself to perform in an empty stadium?

you know the drill

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at your fat ass you stupid cow, go lose some weight

Any pectus excavatum man in?

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It's a jail

You :o)

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Because I'd have to talk to people and talking to people in real life is a terrible experience, would rather pull my shites out by hand.

anyone got maurizio sarris number? if i could just speak to him chelsea would be coming out of the changing room putting goals in net

If it's with a gf or somebody you are sleeping with on numerous occasions there's nothing wrong with it, obviously if it's a one night stand I wouldn't and I'm too drunk to care how they feel.

>all-black bar
Is this really a thing in America?

I honestly never understood the obsession with her. There were like 20 threads on Yea Forums each day

It was good

reminder if you dont wear a chain you will never be a chad

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>lacazette penalty
>emerson red card stamp on lacazette

Even with VAR we've somehow managed to be refball'd

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This final is complete and utter walrus shit on every fucking level. Fuck you UEFA. I would literally rather it was played in Qatar in winter

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A R S E

R

S

E

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Why do they always say “Sir” Martin Keown? He’s a prick

Yikes

wow that champion's league hype video

Mistress Vayntrub's Femdom Gym
pastebin.com/GdaZZ9x4

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>tfw no qt gf to cuddle and watch footy with

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LMAOOOOOOO LOOK AT HIS HAIRLINE
is emery putting black paint on his head to make his hair seem thicker?

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Yes I am but I live in viña now. Its a fucking pueblo. Still unwanted.

pls tell me she does porn

bros how do i get a /mena/ gf

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Kek

So this.... is the power of the 'premier' league....

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I didn't ask for feels user.

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continue

>dutch beer
>wondering why they're all black

Stop teasing and show dick

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This is rubbish. Mickey Mouse final indeed

Please no sexually explicit material during half time, lads. I am on day two of NoFap

First time posting a slag lads. Give feedback pls

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score some freaking goals boys

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yes but I have the sticky outy one

Don't give a fuck about boring. 1-0 or through penalties come on you blues

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Can we go directly to penalties or something? I'm pretty sure no one wants to see more of this game.

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This is boring

Based BT advert

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user do you really think I would have an Xbox if I'm an animefag?

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>gaystation
I forgot that movie even exists

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>finished university now and so grant payments have ceased
>rent due in 2 weeks
>have to find a job
>too lazy to apply for some

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i'm sure that's true for your average person that doesn't panic and get weird looks from everyone

>muh racism
>dude racism
>i'm black btw
cringe BT. CRINGE

its hair fibres and theyre perfectly acceptable if subtle enough!

Fuck slags this is a London Derby post London queens

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I'm 29 and a couple of months ago I was dumped by the first girl I ever had sex with (with whom I spent three and a half years in a "relationship"). Take that for what you will.

Fuck you it's a medical condition. Heartless prick.

literally just be white and show an interest in their culture

He's czech

Boropa

An English lad I used to play M&B: Napoleonic Wars with had that. Nice kid, you just reminded me of him

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Why is it free tonight lads

who here cold right now
[spoiler] fuck winter [/spoiler]

streamable.com/ay0z4

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Gave me epilepsy 2bh

Might ring maurizio sarri and tell him how he can score a hat trick in the second half, whos got his number?

Wishing for a happening lads

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are there any JAVs where they have a black girl and I get to see some japs try and have their way with her?

Bag of chips usually does it.

has the Fury vs Whyte fight been confirmed yet?

good post lad

>watchu doing down there ahah

respond omg ha

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Drive for Uber

PC chad?

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arite la

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just go back home m8

Takes me back to whn I used to go on ED.

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Fuck, marry, kill

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grim match this one

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have a (yo

>Victoria-Justice-Feet
based, Dan the Man really gifted us with some good stuff

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Natalie needs to do more nose hook content.

um lad source NOW pls

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Sarri's a funnier character than we've had before.

For me, it's Sobble.

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>spoken word adverts

Cringe.

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Jesus fuck
Where the fuck does time go?

>1:12
That shit was really nice

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Convert to Islam

Why is BT sport translation free and so fucking boring? Is skysports any better?

>dude just hold it in Baku lmao
>Qatar won't be so bad i promise

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>You're British?! I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah omg Harry and Meghan's wedding? I. was. CRYING.

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>official /bundes/ waifu

even BT arent that shamefull to charge for this

marry left, fuck right

jesus christ....

lads..

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well idk, don’t u have at least one chad or one normie friend?

start hanging around with them

I'm buying mayonnaise bitch

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fucking kek

h/a/lf time of the snoozefest

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this burger on tnt thinks obamayang should have got the penalty

mfk

>Tfw no colombian with big butt gf
Brehs

any liverpool man in?

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Sexiest WOMAN so far

left, mohawk wins

People mindlessly glorify retired players and it's quite ridiculous. Ronaldinho or Zidane doing tricks shows the "joy of football", current players do it and it's either disrespectful, unnecessary, or worst of all when you get the "ACTUALLY there was a pass open to his left back 0.25 seconds earlier", as if someone like Ronaldinho was the model of efficiency. Keane and Gattuso are treated like gods in this weird 'I wish he was my dad' way, current players get "cunt", "dirty cunt", "cheating cunt", "wannabe hardman"... Ronaldo's lack of professionalism is a big joke, someone like Ousmane Dembele who by all accounts is a nice quiet kid gets labeled as toxic just for being late... It really is absurd.

>>Yeah omg Harry and Meghan's wedding? I. was. CRYING.
Yeah me too God save the queen n dat, so want to see why they call it big ben?

>black girl
no one would watch that shit

oh my god this cringe mac ad wh

why are british black people so fucking cringe and why does bt try so hard to appeal to them?

worst thing posted so far

Thanks

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So what do we post during HT of the women's world cup?

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Come on Chelsea
We've won it all

why aren't you rooting for Arsenal user?

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Count Emery

I hope something truly disastrous happens this match in order to save me from terminal boredom.

what do you think of her sister?

Any high class slags man?

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who's been the better team?

i'd say chelsea but arse should have had a pen

sauce me in you fagget, I'll regret later

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>tfw no patriotic army spanish gf

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THIS

Fuck kill marry

I have a great post to make but I wanna wait for the next thread so it isn't forgotten. Hurry up and post lads

I'm saving these slags for a rainy day, thanks fellas

what was the point of this whole scene?

POST UR WAIFUUUUUUU

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Uber isn't allowed here because taxi men are Jews who know that it would destroy their artificially expensive business. Besides I don't have a car

I'm from the countryside and don't have a car so it's inconvenient. I wanted to work in the city for a year so I could buy one. Plus I have a really good deal on rent so I don't want to let it go because it's comfy living here while I see stories online of other people getting brutally fucked in the rental market

Can we talk about Man U instead?

How do you find midget porn where the girl doesn't actually look like a midget, like she's just really short?

>ex loved getting rimmed
>I loved giving it too
>ask new gf if I could lick her arse
>she looks at me in disgust

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>Yeah, having a nigger in the royal family is tragic, isn't it?

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>blonde
>fat arse

BREHS

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traps

moni mentioned

based lirubro

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got u senpai

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>Arshavin is on Russian commentary
>"God forbid they go the extra time"
Based.

Marry, fuck, kill from left to right

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Whats your favourite slagtype lads?

This is mine

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whip down to greggs and pick her up a sausage roll as a form of apology

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I don't know, what was the point of this one

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all these women being posted, are they supposd to be ugly?

search latina

>high class
Defo a slag tho

nice

Do they have those apps in Ireland where you hire somebody to walk your dog? Gig economy is really your only hope at this point

>receeding hairline
>massive forehead

What do lads

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Opinion on Omar Williams, british porn actor?

user PLS TELL ME WHO SHE IS

kek who did poleaboo go on a date with?

New thread

Shave it off my laaaaad

I know Mkhitaryan wasn't allowed into Azerbaijan but why isn't kovacíc allowed ?

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...

they both have stds

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they look slav as fuck

Mexico probably

Lads don't despair; new love island in 5 days
youtube.com/watch?v=8xB2B1kAOxs&t=1s

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the shy one that gets peer pressured into it

I am so tired of this Swedish autist

Only oldfags know how to see the boobs in this webm

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macron?

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shockingly awful half time slags so far

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You don't ask you utter melon, you just do it in the heat of the moment

t. virgin but I still know these things

and I thought I had a questionable hairline

sort it out bros

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jav

use your massive brain power to trick people looking at you into thinking you have more hair

kek i remember him commentating a game once. Was fun

jimmy neutron lookin ass

Get back to governing France, Emmanuel

>receeding

Your hairline is long gone m8

lol

Name's Shippy

grow it out

New

Lads, would you rather have toes on your hands or fingers on your feet?

jimmy neutron

But I'm too lazy to do that. I'd rather sleep in until 2pm and spend the day arsing about doing nothing

kys Mitch

embrace the Jimmy Neutron look

Are all mexican women 4ft or something?

>high class
That's 100% plastic and you can be sure that chick can't put together a cohesive sentence or tell you what 5x13 is without using the calculator app in her iphone, that's far from classy

LET IT GO
You look way more ridiculous clinging to what's left

Any BBT vs BWC?

instagram.com/msgrenaway/

shave it m8 and grow a short beard

Marry a 60 year old.

Is the meme about big asses and small dicks just a virgin thing? i have a tiny dick and all of my girlfriends have had big asses and I've never had problems.

that's shippy? lmao

monsieur president!

You fucking twats!

shave head, grow beard

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they have very short people in there, specially women yes.

snap

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why would a girl have a bf who has a small dick

It's just that pro commentators are always trying to sell the game to the viewers so they'll never say it the the game is boring, but he clearly doesn't care so he keeps giving out about how bad it is to watch.

It's gone, shave it.

its just virgins who've never had sex not knowing how sex works

From your description, your're provably sansano. Sorry m8, have fun with your sausage party, it's impossible to get pussy there

Deano is watching this match on his DFS sofa he bought in the Easter sale and has only just had delivered with a four pack of Peroni. And probably pretending to enjoy it.

I fucking hate Deano.

Yes, I definitely want to hear footballers discuss homophobia, racism and the """rise of womemes football""". Definitely won't be them just spouting your typical platitudes

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in awe at that head shape

>Not listening to Frank Lampard solving Racism, Homophobia and Mysogyny once and for all

Post waifus

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At least ESPN la is talking about the game and they even shat on the UEFA for going to Baku

Shave it all, no matter how ridiculous you may look with a bald head it will never be as bad as desperately clinging to whatever illusion of hair you can keep.

"The wimmin's game" as they keep saying in respectful tones.
In fairness its an absolute minefield for the inarticulate 'former professional'.

hey there gibby

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Just hire a hooker and realize that sex and kissing is absurdly easy.

24 times in first half.

>"the worst case scenario, we'll go for 90 minutes like this"

You in a regiment?

i remember that beer in the middle like 10 years ago

Hahahahahahahaha
Fuck Arsenal

JIROOOOOOOOOOOO

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>50 minutes were needed for something interesting to happen
Is europa league always this boring?

People talk shit about Atleti and Cholo, yet they played the most entertaining finals

Well it's a match between two teams in the same league, what do you expect

Aqui bolu

yfw you're not arsenal

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BENALDY

she's mayuyu

Cool for Chelsea but Ive never such a subdued, flat atmosphere when your team is leading in a cup final...this is plastic football at its worst

Lol