/tennis/ - Roland Garros

Me too

how come the only exceptionally good drop volleyers are meme players like Pear and Granollers?

were any of the old-timey greats good at it? I normally only see them hitting flat volleys.

reposting for new thread because i'm curious

Because the shot by itself is a meme

Because you can't dropshot when someone like Djokovic autistically hits the lines. Or puts 10 billion rpm on the ball like Nadal.

>pest and cholera
explain

Drooling at the thought of monica puig in one of these

Imagine the butthurt.

>Djokovic autistically hits the lines.
was it in AO 2019 final? I missed it and i dont remember why Rafa lost

>Monica pig

>tfw tennis is ogre for the day

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>tfw in the same time zone as Boris

:3

>le fight very hard and just fall short against everyone half decent man
imagine my shock

Kudermetova's sister looks like the girls who tried to bully me in school, when we were about 11-14 years old

I was shy and quiet - an easy prey for such attacks

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>looks like the girl
fix

girl in singular, it was a one girls, not multiple girls

>it was a one girl
fix

Reposting tomorrow's WTA highlight matches

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Andreescu pulled out

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I wouldn't pull out of Andreescu

Keep this up overnight
I'm drunk and about to pass out, boyos

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Aye, I'm going to bed. Have a Mugu on me.

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post more

R8 the acting in this scene

youtu.be/J1VZsOjN8Ok

>he didn't include two most important matches where the underdogs will win
yikes

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Not a bex thread I guess

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Ooh magdas up, I didn’t know she was in on this one. Blowout, but will be watching for the qtpatootie factor regardless.

God I hope Anisimova dabs on Trashalenka again.

couldn't stay up for the end of that but I'm glad Paire won. saw the replay. he stepped up in that game. as long as he doesn't have to serve it out, he's fine

Highlights of the best game of yesterday
>Benoit Paire – Pierre-Hugues

youtube.com/watch?v=ur7viQFkQo0

MATCH. it's called a MATCH

calm down mate, have a snickers

Aussies don't have sex. They mate.

I wouldn't pull out of andreescu
if you catch the innuendo

if i was in charge of music at tennis events i would play the imperial march every time djokovic came out on court or lifted a trophy

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Jelena is so pretty

@93050511
False

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yikes
I meant Djokovic's Jelena. should have spoilered that mate

so this is what parental abuse does

she kind of a bitch though

yeah so I've heard. doesn't change anything for me

Worst part about Djoker's lady is that she's a vegan
Never met a cool vegan

my last Airbnb host was a vegan. she was super chill and had a great body. she cooked for me once though. the food was pretty meh. never again

I heard it's an epidemic in Australia
Vegans everywhere

they are also starving in prison because they refuse to eat the food

My brother's fiance is vegan. It's pure hell, she referred to the thanksgiving turkey as a '''carcass''' in front of my parents and won't drink champagne because it has fish byproduct or something.

My brother said the only snack food he can get is the purple doritos because it's not real cheese

You need to save your brother
Or at least get him to sneak meat in when he's apart from his wife

why does he stay with her?

god I want to fuck that pig

she was an immigrant 2bh

He buys the five buck box and 7/11 taquitos behind her back which worries me. I think he's going to turn into a hamplanet soon

No idea. She's kinda cute but I wouldn't change my lifestyle for her

gotta tell your bro to stop being a cuck

i heard she fucks black guys

>carcass
>fish byproduct
>not real cheese
Please save your brother, user

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Hangover ain't so bad today
Ordered French toast and 4 fried eggs for breakfast
Power should be back in time for the Xis

>Ordered French toast and 4 fried eggs for breakfast
are you living in a hotel?

No. Scheduled blackouts here due to low rainfall near the hydroelectric plant in this region. I don't have a generator so I go to hotels to eat when the power is out. It works out because I can get a nice burger or something that I'd be too lazy to make at home

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finally unbanned so i can post more bad webms

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damn that looks pretty tasty

shouldn't they have a back up power source.

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it's back yay
youtube.com/watch?v=IFBqDnVz5os

Has /tennis/ ever decided who is the most attractive ATP player?

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I think it has to be Fognini

He has a big belly though like a pregnant woman

There is still this though youtube.com/watch?v=mcYIYYNcEXY&

Nadal had bad 3rd sets in both R1 and R2... why?

>6-2 6-1 6-3
>6-1 6-2 6-4

nice one! got more?

Yes, Dimitrov.

zverev

Mardy Fish

Kudermetova 8 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=9SuXXTu5lyo

well, 7 and a half years ago

you guys watching this kino match?

what? nothign started yet

I bought a month of Eurosport yesterday, so I think I have a broader selection now, anyways I'm talking about this match, ongoing for 4h21m

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just kidding, it's a replay :^)

>penko already eliminated

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she looks like Vikhlyantseva there

Kudermetova
youtube.com/watch?v=YU9ZjQ3UjTc
>What will you allow yourself after defeating ex-#1, maybe piece of cake?
>Honestly, I don't like candies[sugared food] that much, maybe will buy something pretty
at first i thougth she might buy herself a nice necklace or purse, but what if she want to buy a nice lingerie and look good in that

reeeee i hope my waifus are alone and dont do that for other men

what are we watching lads

why do they always start the day with WTA

Cirstea's rear end

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Is there a player you'd enjoy seeing to go out on a date with you purely because of /tennis/ ? For me, it's Pavlyuchenkova.

for me it's Amandine Hesse

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Today Caro plays at Ph. Chatrier court and right after her is Lucas Pouile.
They had the same schedule in R1.

Lucas is coached by Mauresmo the Cute

Don't take her out for a meal, she'll bankrupt you.

pavs wtf u r doing?

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Do women take a pleasure by being shot naked? or half-naked.

>Okaka

wew

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that Gilchrist ad is kinda annoying

Bublik humiliation xD

nonono what is she doing

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ecks dee

she's not alone in that bed, is she bros

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This is the post.

When does Tennys Sandgren play?

Whenever he feels like

Tennis always gets played

who's the Aussie commentating on the Stosur match?

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yeah she's on /r9k/ chatting with her fellow robots

>Sabs

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adrenaline from what? tv show? or that what happened after tv show?

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Piss off, granny shagger

Thiem already going for the needless 4 setter

Bublik humiliation amirite haha

On Fox/Kayo?

ye, it's Lleyton

>Edmeme

why do you say that
why do you say that

Sakkari just lost a set from 5-1 up.

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>mummy shagging
based
>granny shagging
cringe

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Sam Groth and Adam Peacock

fuck, I swore I heard the other dude say "Lleyton" at some point

That Thiem - Bublik match is weird

>Boob lick

>loses to Anisimova 6-3 6-2 AO
>loses to Anisimova 6-4 6-2 RG
Improvement!

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>Sabs
Oof

>slutty dress
>fat whore
>nigger music
honestly thought this was fatolina

Thanks, Jelena. Now mind the fuck your own business!

>Okaka

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>usaka

>women
>defending a GS title
pick uno

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Osaka? more like U suck Gal, amirite?

oh right it was halftits last year, nevermind what did she win last? USO?

Osaka? More loke Oh sucka!

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AO this year

damn, i already forgot

Defending a slam is for women harder than it's for Fatasskina to stop at one spoon Nutella. I still believe Dasha has better chances to complete the former rather than the latter.

SACKE

>Kiki out
See you during the semis again. I don't want to watch any match now.

HOLY FUCK BUBIC IS SO DIRTY. LOOK AT HIS HAIR. SLIMY AS FUCK. LOOK AT HIS "BEARD".

DAMN. RUSSIA. UR DISGUSTING.

Tbf, every shot of Bublik greasy hair makes me want to puke

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SACKE

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>Osaka/Azarenka has a bigger crowd than based Millman
Very offended rn

Holy fuck, bublik is a cunt

twitter.com/ATP_Tour/status/1134036121346859008

wimbly can't come soon enough

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this nigga kyle really retired so my bet count as void this is why i hate white ppl reee

she has both USO and AO

Booblick can't win otherwise

So I had to go on a trip and my main girl Iga completely obliterate a seeded player? Life is unfair...

>Holy fuck, bublik is a cunt
this made me think he kicked a ballboy or something. this isn't that big a deal

post it

Kyrgios and Tomic made a terrible reputation out of Strayan players in general. Also, lol no top 10.

rude

she is gorgeous

4got 2quote

So disgusting.

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Looks like a dweeb tbf

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stop shitposting and focus on the match, Dominic

>*initiate serve*

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Cirstea actually.

>*2 days later*

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>Bublik's dad

OMG RUSSIA. STOP PROCREATING. THE FUCK.

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I previously had no opinion of him but now I like him.

high IQ post

maybe its raining

No, it's not.

whats wrong here?

what is even wrong with this?

His tooth. But ur right, i couldn't capture the right picture

>Azarenka can just leave the court for 10+ minutes
Tennis is fucking stupid

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Lmaoing at Thiem

This is the man who's supposed to be the nu Klay King?

>France

>pic
kek, I changed my post from ">Sakkari" but forgot about the image

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looks like a man

I dont want Azarenka to lose brehs. Osaka will always be a fluke number 1

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Probably more manly than you, aye

Sure thing Mr. Bot.

No, fuck off

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What is a fluke about winning two majors in a row?

ASHLEIGH BARTY'S HAVIN' A PARTY

CHAT SHIT GET BANGED

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*chokes near you*

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3 majors is cutoff for non fluke women

Hey, wait a minute! If Thiem loses now who's gonna beat Nadal?

WHOAH this boy looks almost convincing as a girl.
Whouod it be gay to hit on him?

Only Nadal can beat Nadal

Azarenka is a fluke as well

A little twink like you? They'd just think you were his gf, so it evens itself out.

Nadul

yes, and?

What a choke from Bublik. Up 5-2 with 2 set points, then loses the next 4 games.

Rude

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Bobleg blew it

>Thiem beating Nadal at RG

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on clay? only Nadal

M-mabye this year

Follow the line of the conversation you're joining before posting next time jens.

Hope these ladies finish up so we can watch some actual tennis.

Thiem is a meme

>line of the conversation
>Yea Forums

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who would give Sakkari's broad, powerful shoulders a good glazing?

why do people get offended by underarm serves

I keep asking this and literally no one has ever given me a single answer, they just froth at the mouth about "respect"

seething tranny

>Collins

Pierre just hates Russians and wanted something to bitch about

Zveddit is shock

>doesn't serve it out

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wasn't a choke though

everything's always a choke.

I hate how sports fan call everything a choke

stop it

who

Based Barty

ok NOW it may be choking. that shank

BARTY
A
R
T
Y

Collins is cancer

>Collins

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Chokesaka fucked up her match points incoming

Osaka SHOOK

Who is on the left? Tatjana Maria?

Millman and Barty are /our Aussies/ also
>Osaka being a mental midget

hercog

Imagine being number one in the world in a sport and shrieking like a little girl when you lose a point.

>SLOVENIJA
Hercog, innit

she is a little girl

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>Losing heavily
>Do some underhanded tactic just bc when your only weapon is your big serve

Disgusting tbf

She's an adult and a professional athlete. It's embarrassing.

Imagine not being number one in the world in a sport and shrieking like a little girl when you lose a point. That's 90% of the WTA

Hope you're not talking about the /fit/ princess Sakkari

Polonia

>venting to deal with pressure is bad
sorry we can't all be stoics like you lad

she was lesbian at that time

then ugly fat balding guy approached her and she became heterosexual

Based Bencic. Free money, la.

You better be.

There's hope for us all

not all of us are lesbians dude

Are there any openly gay male tennis players in the ATP?

Not even the blacks can save tennis Sweden.

just a further proof that 99% of all lesbian just struggle to find Mr. Right

Or she's bi.

More like proof that 99% of women are bi

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It's a legitimate tactic if someone is standing miles behind the baseline. Shame that most players are scared to do it because of the backlash from idiots.

What's underhanded about it? They're legal and everyone knows that. If you're not expecting it, it's your own fault. Do you also think dropshots are cheating?

I honestly never got the NPC meme until I started talking to tennis fans about underarm serves. I finally understand now.

Well, it's literally underhanded

yeah, your mum

Sakkari? More like Cacarri!

lmao!!!

The nigger is shit

Imagine allowing your opponent to do this to you because you're too cowardly to do an underarm serve. Tennis players are fucking pathetic.

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>Sakkari
Osakawinslol

God hates Serena

What the fuck is wrong with Eurosport Germany.
All i hear is Becker autistically breathing into his mic, like he spotted a new brown wife to pay alimonies to.

he like black ladies?
He is based then :)

kek

this laksonen nigga is weak as fuck

He's a known coloniser

The future

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when Becker and Robert De Niro die, scientists should study their brains.

I'm so tired of this Mouratoglou meme.
We've had to endure him because of Serena, and now god knows how many more years with Zverev.

De Niro especially

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He also runs that tournament in Mexico
He's basically to tennis what Mendes is to football
Shady

I'd shoot my muck over Muchova

He’s not with Zverev though he’s with tittypass

Tsitsipas, sorry.

See
You do underhanded shit, don't whine if you get called out on it.

yeah, I keep getting the two young lanklet hopes mixed up.

Who the fuck is that Ymer lad.

>Nordic name
>Black
>Literal shitter

the Bong was making a joke

Give me literally one reason why it's wrong.

funfact: his eldest muttson went max-bum mode of several people describing of not showering for a few days even when attending a public event and generally poor hygene. Then he started to brag about how Berlin is a white nationalist capital andthat he lives rather in London because everything over there is so diverse and multicultural and he doesn't get discriminated for being a little mutt spawn. The spergout was cash with change on top.

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I don't think they have jokes in France

>The underhanded serve isn't literally underhanded
Damn u guys r stupid.

One of those overhyped black players like Tiafoe. One of them was being coached by Soderling kek

I'm fine in case anyone was wondering

Fucking state

>not understanding the "underhanded" wordplay
>doubling down
ok forget all of this. just clearly state one reason why the underarm serve is bad

Based Krautist! Good to see you back. I always wished to witness the epic clash of autism between you and Boris.

Bc it's underhanded. Look up polysemy.

jesus christ, the black gene really is dominant.
I suppose culture and war gave the white man an advantage that was nothing but a way to counterbalance the genetic disadvantage.

Nara is actually a great player wow

5' tall too

It's underhanded, but it's not underhanded

stop being intentionally dense. how is it underhanded besides being literally an underarm serve? that was obviously the question at hand. you said it was disgusting. what's disgusting about it?

you called him a cunt for it before you ever went for the pun. don't try to pull some "I was only pretending to be retarded" shit now.

And so, why would u do underhanded shit when ur forte is ur 211 km/h serve. Disgusting not to play up to your forte. Combined with poor hygiene, that's a no-go on my book.

I knew Hitler was still alive.

See

>Losing heavily
>Do some underhanded tactic just bc when your only weapon is your big serve

Disgusting tbf

>serena has jarmare jenkins in her box
>okaka has jermaine jenkins in her box
Really gets those neurons firing

again, how is it an underhanded tactic? what's underhanded about it besides it being a literal underarm serve? you've made 20 posts without actually giving a reason

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Are you not reading? I falt out wrote what was shit about it : him doing a silly serve, not playing up to his forte.

U might disagree about it, but that doesn't mean shit.

If you had to create an easy draw for Serena from scratch, you could hardly come up with anything more advantageous for her than Diatchenko followed by Nara.
Two nice training sessions where she knows she won't ever be in danger of losing (the first one being a mental midget, the second one being a literal midget) and where she can warm up and get herself into shape while at the same time progressing in the tournament.

The whole reason players stand way behind the baseline is to make it easier to return powerful serves. If you force them to move closer in by throwing in a few underarm serves, it will make your regular serve more effective. Tennis players are cowardly brainlets and refuse to do it though.

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You are talking in absolutes. In the actual match, he only used it when he was losing. He had much more success with his big fat aces.

Player x wins the first set 6-1.
Player x proceeds to lose the match.
What gender is player x?

Ymer? More like Ymeme

Schwartzman

>underhand
>acting or done in a secret or dishonest way
what's dishonest about this?
>silly serve
what? it's a serve. it's the same as going for a body serve. both are meant to catch the opponent off guard. does it break the rules? no? then it's not dishonest. again, not underhanded
>not playing up to his forte
lmao what? what does that mean? so you think players should only do what they're good at? is that the argument here?

A 600 year old swiss cheese

yassssss

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good women - clever women who takes your side in battle against WomenMarchesAgainstTrump and migration

who of WTA are such women? Caro? Kvitova? Kudermetova?

also did you notice no one in WTA(as i noticed) was vocally against or pro-trump or pro-abortion or whatever. Maybe, some American WTA players?

A frenchman ?

>lmao what? what does that mean? so you think players should only do what they're good at? is that the argument here?
Yes. And that's how you win games, too.

Excuse me for prefering my players to be strong rather than weak, honest rather than devious.

Did you know that Petkovic had(has?) insecurities about looking too muscular and manly?

Maybe Mauresmo too. Poor girls, you know some girls are so bullied by society that they will fall in your arms as fast as you snow them some attention, send them flowers and show that you want not only sex, but big relationships first of all. That happened here

Hold hand, kiss a cheek, Mauresmo wanted it too but was not lucky to have no men around.

also another proof Bex awaits you, Aussie.

what do you mean? Hercog is cute.

Like Momo? Sabatini? (Caro!?) nooo oooo, i dont want other men to touch them

You now remember the USO when Serena chimped out about being coached and her coach openly admitted he was coaching her

also there is another qt person named Herzog, austrian speed skater

literally married some fat and 45+ years old men from her village

google her, she is cute

>Yes
so if you develop a serve then you should stop working on other aspects of the game because that's what you're good at and you should stick to that. ah yes, the North American ATP philosophy
>honest
once again, nothing actually dishonest/underhanded about the underarm serve (besides the literal aspect of course)

>so if you develop a serve then you should stop working on other aspects of the game because that's what you're good at and you should stick to that. ah yes, the North American ATP philosophy
>Wanting to develop the cuck serve

Damn.

U know polysemy is a thing. And so are are associations your minde makes up with it. If ur product is named shit, people will entangle that with shit. Won't be shit, but still be shit in the end.

I'd rather have a strong, beautiful player than some lanklet resorting to underarm serve bc he can not do what he must.

Is that the good or the bad Ymer?

Its literally the same as a dropshot, stop crying you Thiemtard cocksucker

>I'd rather have a strong, beautiful player than some lanklet resorting to underarm serve bc he can not do what he must.
I don't give a shit what you would rather have. objectively, there is nothing wrong with the underarm serve, ethically or otherwise. you can not like it but it's 100% okay

real talk, dunno if u guys went to the Simone Matthieu stadium : it's gorgeous. U are really upclose to the players yet it feels like a real stadium. Amazing experience.

>Objective tennis is a thing
Ur subjective take on tennis is of no importance to me, bud.

There’s a good Ymer?

>>Objective tennis is a thing
yes it is. it's called the rulebook, mate

I only know one is better than the other, can't remember which one.

post pics?

Well, I've had my fill of autism today. I'm off out.

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>Karlovic is now 40
Height really breaks this sport

Reminder to not reply to bread sticks, dont even bother

Sry bro, I live in the moment, no time for pictures.

Tennis rulebook is but a set of norms, bud. If I cast a judgment based on other norm, a moral one where I end up calling a player a cunt, for example, ur rulebook is of no importance. Sry.

I'm sure she'll find another thing to be upset and feel racially abused about.
The longer she's in te tournament, the higher the chances of her making it all about herself.

Your daily reminder that this married the hot teacher from Billy Madison

makes me fucking seethe

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Thank you Jesus for ascending today so i can watch tennis and drunk.

But Karlovic can really play, otherwise the top 100 would be full of 200+cm lanklets

>Zvechoke

judgement on the player is of no interest to me. the tactic doesn't break the rule and therefore is not underhanded. stick to the topic at hand

roger's semen yum yum *slurp*

But now it's full of 1,90m lanklets.

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But the whole discussion is about why I called Bublik a cunt.

yeah and you said he used an underhanded tactic. the Bosnian asked how it's underhanded. and you've yet to give a good reason

kek

1.9 is the optimal height

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the underhanded discussion is getting a bit cancerous lads.
just watch some WTA and practice your glazing.

And I answered back. In absolute, it might not be. But in this particular case, it def is.

Time to prepare dinner

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>a Swede is playing
>check
>of course he's black
same as in Eurovision.
an alien looking at Swedish participation in any international event would assume Sweden is in Africa.

>Zverev going into a tb against a nobody
Grating stuff.

are you parisian? are french girls whores or opposite?

do indonesians really do this

They are lovely.

Wouldn't be a Zverev match without at least a little spaghetti spillage.

As I expected :3

>Fatasskina

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Europe IS north-africa though

You mean Sonya Blade?

>the always entertaining gael monfils
I hate these commentators so much

someone post 1080p scnreeshot of Caro showing the ball in her shorts

hot

wanna see the balls in my shorts?

>showing the ball in her shorts
Always knew 'she' was a tranny

ffs, I'm done with Eurosport.
simultaneous translation of Game, Schett and Mats is cancer, you can't hear thing they say and the guy can't translate for shit and only conveys about 3% of what they say.

1000 years ago they would have called her a witch and burned her.

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link to HD caro?

no, when she was tacking them out after she won the first game and was on her way to bench/chair

please

so perfect i guess

isnt it Giro on Eurosport?

>Taking your balls out in public

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Wilander looks like a Dalton brother from Lucky Luke (minus the moustache).

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>Barty interview on ITV
She seems pretty based desu

my stream is like 240p

DOES CARO USING PINK LIPSTICK WTF

Eurosport 1.
tennis is on Eurosport 2.
also, enough with the constant cycling.

you reckon she'll watch a cheeky bit of cricket in her hotel room?

She said she already watched a bit earlier, so probably.

based.
I'd let her spin my googly, if you catch my drift.

KA RO clap clap clap
KA RO clap clap clap
KA RO clap clap clap
KA RO clap clap clap

male voice now
2 days ago it was childs voice, probably a girl's

>Fatasskina

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Why is the fridge body type so dominant in womens tennis?

Del Potro is ded

Fatasskina getting brapped on

Monfils is a walking meme

Is del possum ok?

You mean a jumping meme

he ded

his knee fucked up

Osaka always looks like she's taken some benzos or is about to fall asleep.

She's just Asian man

P U I G
U
I
G

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Wow garcia seems on point today

pica power!

What the fuck happened? Del Potro was on what looked like an easy win, I left 10 minutes to do stuff and he lost the set!

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For me it's Monfils.

>banned for something over a year ago
Wew

delpo ?????????

injured his knee

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Fuck it, when is he going to get a break? When was the last time he was able to play 100% for 2 years in a row?

delpo looks like he's gonna retire at some point this match

Wouldn't it be better to just leave now and avoid worsening the injure?
Total n00b asking here.

Can't get any worse then he already is.
Everything about his body is broken.

idk, I only watch Roland Garros

tbf he always looks like that

Nishioka should play more 'amortised' ball (or wathever you call them in english) to test Del Potro knee

i like this hoang kid tbf

athletes are always going to do what they can to play, and most are usually never 100%. If he can get through this then there's always the possibility of feeling slightly better next match.

Pls gib pics of pre-breast reduction surgery Halep

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she should have asked the surgeon to do a nose job too

someone post that cirstea webbum

>Garcia
OH NO NO NO NO

no one cared about her until she chopped off the baggage

Yeah, her face is pretty wack.

lads why is del potro losing to a hobbit?

Have a video instead
youtube.com/watch?v=O_8pD6dyWFk

Bad ankle.

wow, how come?

I'm gonna go to some tennis club in Romania to find my waifu

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Is Perrier water even any good?

tbf most heavily advertised products are either unhealthy or subpar

Not as good as San Pellegrino mineral water, but still good from a glass bottle. Best drank in summer with ice.

>french crowds

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How can i hold all of theses matches?

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wow, this crowd is very pro-Petkovic.

it's on free tv and has the best time in the day to watch.
I don't play a lot of tennis (club license was too high) so it's not my sport number 1 to watch too.

Tu as des gros seins. Tu es mon type de femme. Je vais te faire jouir toute la nuit, Mademoisaille Caroline.

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Disgusting language

>gros seins
?
>Mademoisaille
???

*Mademoiselle
no bully pls I never learned frog

That japanese guy ... Should have made Del Potro run more when he was more weakened. Now he's getting destroyed.
no I don't speak schnitzel too

this jap is mentally fragile

Does Monfils think he's some sort of samurai or some shit?

>Garcia
kek, she was 2 breaks up

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based

>The city of Caroline Garcia

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He tried some "I'm going to turn my back on you after defeating you" shit and lost the rally.

>Garcia

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she still quite a wild fuck

ehm, what?

She have such a nice nails there. I hope she is a virgin or a lesbo and does it NOT for a guy

Fuck off, she is taken.

Is it just me or is her nipple visible in this photo?

Benis in Baghira, Boris.

>Monfils
The fuck is that meme celebration?

How often do they show a Mauresmo during Pouille matches?

They show Caro's coach box pretty often

Don't know man. I was staring at the beuatiful mound her lower lips form through this flimsy fabirc.

H O A N G E D

Its happens with a lot of players almost everytime

Even that black nike dress few days ago she had was showing it, but it was black

she is not like that, dont lewdify her

>vintage verdaschoke

Agree, they should show Caro's fun box more often.

>mound
no such there

How are the locker rooms located at Ph. Chatrier court? Do male and female players intersect? They games follow each other's.

Can you give a high five fist bump(pump) to fellow countrywomen while she is coming out of court and you are coming in?

Where do players warm up and where is a warm up footage?

SOMEONE POST A FUCKING SIMONA HALEP STREAM

>Fritz

ustreamix.su/stream.php?id=eurosport&token=50a-d00-f18-917-112-867-dea-602-963-612-09

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for me, it's Magda Linette's nice tan.

who is that?

>the village of Delpo

Goddamn that was a good shot from Simona.

You don't wanna get into idolshit.
It's the scum of scums.

I think 2007 and 2008. I THINK. If we count catching a break as an entire season without a 1month injury

requesting the webm of Magda Linette topless on the beach

Can someone give me a stream?

>Delpo heemed
Name an unluckier player

here you go mate
*unzips*

that guy in the crowd behind del potro bench who has a qt asian waifu

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top cute

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me next to the couple (on the left)

yes him + the orange cap in fron of him are typical german tourist outfit

Sure thing buddy
*pisses hot steaming liquid down your throat*

COT DAYUM

literally who is this jap manlet

NOOOO, one more set of this shit

god dammit delpo

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Thats what delpo is saying right now

POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOLOLOLO

Another russian ugo being all outbursty due to him losing 3 silly games. Damn... makes u think

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This tournament on the women's side was only worth watching when Henin and before her Graf were around.
Now it's unwatchable shite.

>Sulky russian calling in the medic just to complain

Doing it on the court

EWWWW

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potro is so fucking adorable
rip his energy for the next match though

finally

I do this but to my dick. The pain washing over my body is pure orgasm

ispot.tv/ad/dSqx/rolex-a-nations-obsession-featuring-juan-martin-del-potro

>Imagine thinking Nadal is the GOAT
youtube.com/watch?v=aWvnXnkQrbU

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What the fuck Halep?

It's another "Halep complicates her life unnecessarily and does everything she can to accumulate fatigue" episode.

anyone have Iga stories from day ago?

she is into R3, while losing only 6 games in 2 matches here

she is 17yo(2001 born, soon to have bday)

who?

karen?

>makes u think
what? everyone does that

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>3rd set needed
Yep.

>grass

hot

What year is it? Caro had the same dress iirc Kvitova too

nowadays they make special design dresses for Halep like for Masha or Serena, not the common like other wta top-200

Nuh-uh. In recent times, only Zverev comes to mind. Another ruskie.

New one here

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Is Caro sad? Does she cry? Bad mood? Depression light? What thoughts and feelings? Who is she chatting in Instagam with? Whatss App? Friends? Brother? Who?
She was so happy two days ago, smiling at giving interview after the match. Yesterday she was at Rolex sponsor meeting with Pouile, smiling and happy.

Now she lost, having an advantage.... wish i was her bf to help

What is a next venue for Caro? Grass somewhere?

No, everyone does that.

Day ago also some guy playing vs French(MAnnarino vs ..?) asked a medic on a court and court booed him(iirc) and he smiled and clapped to them

i have a screenshot, will find later