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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 137 V. Bottas 120 S. Vettel 82 M. Verstappen 78 C. Leclerc 57
>WCC Standings Mercedes 257 Ferrari 139 Red Bull 110 McLaren 30 Racing Point 17
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 162 (164 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 87
>Hund status: Today at Niki's funeral ve saw Binotten really focused ve zink they vill beat us in Canadien
>News: Perez wants Monaco's chinace to be fixed RB apparently interested in Hulk if Gasly keeps choking Binotto realized that going full ITALIA like Marchionne did might not be a good idea Hammo: "I struggle with 2019 tyres"
Business idea: we bring FKino to every race and use their feature race to create an "overtaking quotient" for each track. Then, we completely redo the points system to give points out to all cars in both the race and qualifying. THEN, we use the quotient to determine how much of the grid we reverse from qualifying. We can reverse by fives, so 1-5 are reversed, then 6-10, etc, we can reverse by tens, so 1-10, 10-20, or we can reverse the whole grid.
Max is unironically one of the best drivers of all time, he has a lot of potential and I really want to see him win Wdc.
Jayden Cook
imagine being an arseposter
Luis Thompson
Incidente
Lincoln Allen
Ban Italians from F1
Adam Turner
NOT WELL DONE BAKU
Christopher Thomas
Boring thread. Post vivien
Henry King
Pointless, her playboy stuff is of her with her hair up wearing some gay suit trying to look POWERFUL. Very disappointing, bet Ralf porks her when David has gone to bed.
WAGlad can I get your official review on HND-228 if you've watched it? I won't be in a position to watch it for a while but I need an expert take on what I can expect.
Summary If you enjoy the more weird side of JAV or you're a fan of Aika then you should definitely give this a watch. The plot is the highlight here for sure but Aika does give a decent performance and the sex is alright.
Kevin Reed
>tfw Mana will never find a perfectly sized hole to get herself stuck in
Benjamin Ward
>8.5/10 >it's alright
Samuel Mitchell
Horrible, everything that is wrong with modern car design
Jose Smith
>If you enjoy the more weird side of JAV or you're a fan of Aika gonna be a good night
The ability of F1 youtube channels to spin narratives out of this god awful F1 season is amazing. "The Rise Of Max Verstappen 2.0", "Lewis Hamiltons Monaco Miracle". I'm baffled that they can extract these shitty stories out of this stale, boring, rigged season.
Lincoln Cooper
I couldn't imagine wanting to peruse F1 youtube content these days. I just watch the races and post here.
Aiden Peterson
Who is the best driver currently in F1 outside Merc, Ferrari and RedBull (excluding Ricciardo)?
Kayden Evans
gimi
James Price
gimi with a side of gimi
Dominic Barnes
magnussen perez or hulk?
James Nelson
>"Lewis Hamiltons Monaco Miracle" This one pisses me off the most, keeping a faster car behind you in Monaco is one of the easiest things to do in a formula 1 car. I'm a Danny Ric fan but I'm not going to pretend he's a god for holding back Vettee last year. The only miracle for Tricky Riccy was that his POS Renault engine didn't give up for 50 laps after losing the MGU-K.
Caleb Campbell
gimi gimi and gimi
Brandon Martin
Looks like Corvettee but worse.
Julian Brooks
Which one of you fags edited Sebs English Wikipedia page?
Christopher Nguyen
is this another 488 with a bodykit? lmk when they make something interesting again at least piquet flies under the radar. lewlew is just fishing for attention at a mans funeral
William Diaz
Looks like a downie
Sebastian Watson
Seething roasties
Wyatt James
After gimi, Perez
Aiden Sanders
Oh god I love it when women and their orbiters become mad and light up a trashfire t. sex-having man
Angel Jackson
racefans.net/2019/05/30/racefans-round-up-30-05-2/ >I think in terms of pace we have shown that we were quite quick especially in FP3. Also I think it’s always difficult to say [where we would have been] because at the end we didn’t start where we wanted to start and we didn’t end up where we wanted to end up. But if you look at the rest of the weekend I think our pace was similar. top lol he actually believes this
checo will break the record for most entries without a pole position in France.
Austin Evans
Well at least there is a chance that Hamilton will eventually disappear up his own ass and we can enjoy F1 once more.
Thomas Nelson
Why replace Interlagos for Rio? Let's have both.
Luis Scott
>qualifies worse than Ocon 3 out of 4 races >beats him anyway
>never started higher than 4th >still has more podiums than Hulk
Why don't people rate him again?
Brody Reyes
they're drumpftards
Kevin Sullivan
For everyone slating Hamilton, take a look at piquet. Who the fuck goes to a funeral in a T-shirt and blue jeans? He looks like a fucking tourist on holiday.
There should be a rule that says your team gets a points deduction if it's obviously faster than everyone else in a 2km drag race and a top speed to zero brake test. You know, to keep things fair.
Why didn't he limp back to pits as slow as possible? It would have triggered the SC out and then he could have unlapped himself to the last place.
Cooper Sanchez
Only allowed a maximum of 60 staff at the circuit including drivers. For every 10 points you lead in the constructors you are demoted a random member of staff. Could be a mechanic, could be a team principal, could be a driver.
Adrian Mitchell
You now realise Alonso had to cancel his contract with a building company for the new Indy wing of his museum
Jackson Hill
He did bring out the SC? He got back to the pits changed the tyres and then retired a few laps later because he was crying the car was too damaged
Aaron Watson
Ferrari rejected him for a reason
Jaxon Mitchell
I'd cut the staff down even more than that. You can assign the staff members however you like but can only have x amount including catering and PR gimps.
Angel Nguyen
Yes he did, but if Leclerc would have driven S L O W L Y back to the pits his floor would be intact instead of being shattered all over the track.
Landon Smith
They didn't, he chose to leave their driver academy for McLaren
Luke Price
I guess, but I would have thought you'd get black flagged if you caused that much disruption, also driving an F1 car with 3 cold tyres probably isn't easy.
Christian Ortiz
>Looks at the black T-shirt I'm going to be wearing at a funeral today
Well at least I'm not going with the jeans.
Henry Jenkins
Strulovich also "left" the FDA to be at Williams
Bentley Phillips
>A Ferrari that keeps Alonso makes a shit decision to let a talent go >Vettel/Gimi-era Ferrari lets a shitter leave Colour me surprised
Nicholas Kelly
Yeah, hindsight is easy. I actually checked the onboard, and if Leclerc have had 300 IQ -racecraft, he could have pit straight after the accident (the crash happened just before pit entry)
Joseph Morgan
Yea he really should have done that, silly hot head twink
Austin Turner
When Ol' Frank will die do you think Claire will send Piquet an email during the funeral asking him to wear a shirt?
probably a question for a finn, but what would happen if finland was invaded tomorrow? would valtteri and gimi (and probably every spurdo in the nhl) be called back to serve in the military ?
Dominic Rogers
Latvian gp when?
Hudson Hill
Fuck Yas Marina desu
Austin Mitchell
Realistically invasions don't just happen, personally I would already have been hanging out in the forests preparing shit and training for weeks/months before any shot would be fired. Also buttass and gimi are technically legally liable to defend Finland and if they don't report to duty, the next time they step on Finnish soil they get prosecuted for desertion (unless FDF gives out exemptions for top athletes in case of national defence which I doubt).
Brody Carter
I'm sure they'd be found, in the peak of physical health, to be medically unfit, lol.
Brody Watson
Or they don't just show up, I doubt FDF/Bolis would issue INTERPOL notice for desertions. Then they can't come to Finland for how many years the statute of limitations is for that crime.
Levi Perez
Bottas should have had the pole but nope
Elijah Miller
Plus he was on mediums. One driver ran a bunch of laps on softs and was fine.
The real issue is Pirelli shit tires, but they are a major sponsor so can’t say anything.
Landon Carter
Bottas would be let off on mental health grounds. gimi would be promoted to a comfy desk job with plenty of booze.
Mason Hernandez
>drinks himself to death within a few months >dies a war hero
Kayden Price
>bottas stays in monaco while Emilia gets ravaged by Latvians and Russians
there's no reason to *ahem* that statement, lad, everyone agrees with you
Blake Phillips
cold take
Isaiah Johnson
>he doesn't clear his throat to get attention and improve his voice
Eli Clark
not when I'm typing gottem
Samuel Williams
Any of you lads gotten your hands on this years Alfa caps? The online store still says "coming soon".
Sebastian Howard
>he doesn't read his posts out loud
Dominic Gonzalez
You have a higher chance to get a can of Rich Energy.
James Martinez
I heard getting the can is not too difficult. It's getting a can with any liquid in it. Any ways this is detractor talk.
Nathaniel Sanders
Preorders are being shipped I think
Aaron Sullivan
isn't Pirelli just doing what F1 demands from them? why would you think having Michelin or Bridgestone or Goodyear instead would make a difference?
Luke Williams
Because he is a chilet manlet with the charisma of a bowl of porridge.
Andrew Sanchez
business idea: force F1 teams to adopt an animal mascot (if they don't already have one) and to paint them on the noses of their cars like Jordan used to do.
>Piquet not using a suit and dressing like it was a br funeral.
Pretty based
Mason Baker
lol no >Mark Hughes explains what the problem is with Pirelli tyres. It has to do with the manufacturing process that Pirelli use which is highly automated. It has to be a cheap way to produce them because of the commercial value of the contract for them to turn a profit. The rubber is extruded not hand built, and to make it runny enough to extrude it has a various chemicals added to it. These chemicals are the limiting factor in the tyre behaviour.
Noah Carter
Business idea: Replace Pirelli tyres with stone wheels.
Evan Peterson
do you want to attract furries to our lovely general?
They would just use them to boost moral or send them in foreign countries so they can shill the defence of binland. There are 0 chances they send them anywhere dangerous.
Jace Harris
lads I miss sepang maybe the obsessed filip was right all along
Ethan Clark
me too, good track, better than Paul Ricard or any of the other newer tracks, COTA is good too but that's it.
Christian Harris
And Michelin, et al., wouldn't be effected in that same way? Doubtful that their process isn't highly automated as well or wouldn't be hamstrung by a shit contract with F1
regardless, the best solution would be having multiple suppliers again
Dubs and this means that kimi will win the wdc in 2021
Parker Cox
Time to retire old man Ferrari
William White
fuck everything
Brandon Wright
at least blancpain is still fun
Jason Anderson
Oh, FuckYou marshall man
Benjamin White
fuck all of you cunts. i hope we get exiled to Yea Forums
John Ortiz
Anyone else imagine Waglad a bit like Mr Bean? In a nice way.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong general, /cric/ is 9 pages down.
Jackson Long
ding-dong diddly based
Chase Bell
That would unironically be an amazing timeline. /f1/ vs AEW vs WWE console wars would be truly amazing.
Samuel Stewart
bomb bahamass
Elijah Torres
You wasted dubs on that? You could have saved us from this bullshit, Finland.
Ethan Jenkins
Let me show you who's the boss of this thread.
Aaron Sanders
>/cric/ >/hoc/ cringe /span/ owns Yea Forums
Brayden Roberts
no, because others have know-how and are willing to invest into developing tyres. pirelli on the other hand are incompetent, greedy hacks who have no idea what they are doing
Camden Wood
Pirelli have more know how than anyone, no one else has the data on F1 cars they do.
Charles Gonzalez
Oh so they are normal Italians then
Nicholas Barnes
>mfw I realmembered I used to e excited for F1 2019 To think I bought into the hype for this season.
picrel is pirelli's race strategy prediction after 2 days of practice and gathering data. in the actual race all 15 soft tyre runners were done with them after only 14 laps, 10th lap being the average, only because tyres were losing performance like crazy. this is how much pirelli's knowledge is worth and can be trusted
Talula's uncle was not elected President of Latvia, he was chosen by the parliament or whatever they have, what a lying slut.
Dylan Walker
>chosen
As in the parliament elected him?
Colton Torres
yeah chose him, the Latvians didn't vote for him
Jose Gomez
That's an election
Josiah Lewis
She said he got elected, he did.
Josiah Kelly
not a real one
Chase Nelson
The PM has no direct mandate from the people so it is not democratic.
Jayden Hall
Its an election, not every country uses the same system. I assume Latvians elect the parliament and the parliament elects the President or whatever she said he is now. Its technically more legit than the British way where the public elect the parliament and the winning party elects the Prime Minister
Ryan Morris
Not true, since as the PM is elected in a constituency, it would not be as legit if they were just chosen like in this case.
Cameron Myers
Thats true but if you look at it that way only the constituents of the PM's area actually elect the PM. I assume this guy was elected into Parliament.
Nolan Gutierrez
If someone votes to chose a leader is an election. But I understand is hard to conceive for someone who got their leader chosen by """god"""
Adam Garcia
The people elect the government though, this uncle is not in the parliament at all.
Connor Jackson
If thats true it is less legit for sure. The people still give the parliament the power to make that decision though I assume. I really don't want to look into Latvian politics but I assume this is just normal?
Kevin Gutierrez
Yes it's normal it seems but the way she posted about it made me and I assume most people seeing that tweet /instagram thing that he had won a presidential election where the people voted for him not just 61 Latvian parliamentarians.
Daniel Watson
Can't get mad over your own assumptions bro
Adam Long
Can get mad! It seems he is a conservative though, wonder what he thinks of her slutty antics.
David Rodriguez
>conservatives dislike sluts
Is that why they fuck pigs heads?
Logan Brooks
Cameron described himself as a liberal not a conservative, and I meant socially conservative but whatever don't want to talk about it anymore.
Nicholas Evans
Apologise to Tulula first, you made assumptions and called her bad names for no reason.
Jacob Ortiz
I want to violate carrie’s arsehole
Evan Bailey
Never
Sebastian Wood
Take responsibility for your actions son, this is not ok behaviour. Apologise, your mother would be ashamed of you for this shit.
There is no evidence to suggest she was or was not lying. You are no expert on the matter as you were not there that night. We know they existed in the same place at the same time and we know that Kimi has been naughty when drunk before. That is all we know. You have no right to judge either of them as you don't know for fact what happened. As such she does not deserve to be called bad things for no reason on subjects not relating to the Kimi incident at all.
Apologise like a respectful gentleman Brit.
David Taylor
Nigger she crazy. Case closed.
Post tummy.
Easton Baker
Apologise to whore! (Ralph off sopranos voice). No I won't, there is enough evidence she is a lying tramp from her social media and don't get me bloody started on her "art", good job F1 made it go away and good job she got embarrassed in her interview. CASE CLOSED
Ok, pretty standard stuff for parliament republics (different from presidential republics like US or semi-presidential like France) Talula guy is President of the republic, not PM. Althought he has executive power unlike other presidents (i.e. Italy, Germany who are more similar to a representative role like monarchies) he doesn't really need to do that, I don't really care about digging deeper on this aspect. I don't also want to read up Latvian constitution but I assume it works like other countries of the same kind so I think technically any person with citizenship, a certain age and maybe other generic requisites can be elected as president, not necessarily in the parliament already BUT, as in other countries, is good norm to choose someone charismatic and with political experience. The parliament chooses it, but the parliament is direct emanation of people's will so it's ok.
Connor Bell
Her Uncle was elected though wasn't he?
Owen Hill
NOPE
Chase Cruz
Yes he was, that is fact.
Lucas Scott
Can I have the tummy shots with you standing in the shower. A single lemon will be in the background to complete the look. Just a small aesthetic choice you understand. Silk flowers are optional of course.
I mean the numbers have decided this. Just look at them. They match and everything.
It doesn't say anything it wasn't common knowledge already but if you wanna take a look
Nathaniel Howard
because Keke was a crypto-Swede and "worldly" so he thought that it's better to make the kid talk in german and english than teach him a language that keke thought was a curiosity and not important
Liam Butler
I'm here to slurp semen and be bored.
Jaxon Walker
Sad
Easton Cox
>Chainbear I LOVE RUN OFF! FUCK GRASS AND GRAVEL! I RATE CALDERON!
Unpopular opinion, I don't like the Wagboomer stuff and it kind of depresses me.
James Sullivan
why?
Wyatt Clark
>laughing at a mentally ill person who doesn't even come on /f1/
Just sad
Josiah Garcia
maybe he's having fun with it and not mentally ill at all
Ian Campbell
It makes me sad but so do many other stuff so I just hope for him to get better in life and if /f1/ likes to laugh is ok, >we do no harm
Nicholas Lewis
Think we both know thats not true, poor bloke needs help and can't get it because muh healthcare. He'll probably shoot up a school or something and I'm not really ok with laughing at that.
Ethan Cooper
he reminds me of the K... KEEP ME POSTED guy, posted all sorts of stupid things and posted about how a local weather girl was his girlfriend even though she blocked him, when someone went and found him and filmed it he was more or less normal and didn't seem like the kind of person to say those things at all.
Lincoln Gomez
The mentally ill in America get far better care than the ones here.
Ryan Thomas
Thats not true, many many many more go undiagnosed than here.
Sorry my phone died. It was before the funeral when we were waiting for the private bus taking us to the crematorium. It was a colleague, cancer. Was very tough seeing his daughter sob her way through her speech. Made me think that I was gonna have to do it for dad at some point and that I will absolutely break because all I would want at that point is another hug from him.
Speak to your parents lads.
Justin Foster
not really true, their welfare is a lot more money than here too.
boomer neighbours killed their entire front lawn and replanted new grass, looks really nice
Wyatt Butler
Can't remember, began with m, don't want to dwell on it. Was difficult seeing all his hair go bright white from jet black and him withering away.
He told loads of people at the wake of the cocktails and showed them pictures. I had many say they were gonna come round in future for a drink. It is just gonna encourage him to buy more spirits....
sobbing and stuffing himself with freddos sitting alone in a candlelit room with a big picture of alonso signed in lipstick on the table in front of him
the missing gay blues brother jesus fucking christ how long will he milk it for? mind you, it should finally shut him the fuck up about how every few weeks he has a little cry because "my hero was ayrton and he's dead"
he's literally being btfo by daniel ricciardo in qualifying and race pace daniel fucking ricciardo, the man who qualifies like shit at all but 3-4 circuits absolute state of hulkenberg, I still like him though, just need to put the HIDF in check
Caleb Perry
they never had sex. she dripped candle wax on his balls and he went into the bathroom to jack off afterwards from what I heard
Cooper Williams
you really think there is still a hidf? you rival joseph fucking mccarthy mate. the one person who like hulkenberg probably died years ago.
Jonathan Bell
>what i heard
lol F1 insiders back lads, tell us about Nico taking over from Bottas again that was a good one
Nathaniel Anderson
i also heard on the grapevine that i fucked your mother and that you take it up the ass, you euro trash son of a gun.
I know this is anecdotal but a friend of mine (the one that's mad enugh) to actually own the Quattroformiglione Raggazzi has absolute constand nightmares with it and the worst thing is when it's in the shop (about a week every 3 months) he only gets a shitty Fiat 500L or some other truly awful thing. He regrets selling his C63 but at least the Alfa is less boring. Lovely car when it's actually working.
if vettel wins in canada, carrie dies the following monday.
Aiden Carter
If someone wins in Canada Carrie dies that evening
Cameron Fisher
Sniper
Dominic Myers
If Vettel wins in Cadana, Carrie will announce her carrie ending pregnancy the following Monday.
Parker Price
>Carrie ending pregnancy
The infant murders her?
Daniel Phillips
Could you blame it?
Luis Bell
No it sounds like a good lad
Nathan Bailey
He'd stand a good chance of being elected president of /f1/
Ryder Phillips
The infant is probably bigger than her so it is only natural
Henry Jackson
shes a big gal
Isaiah Morgan
I'm convinced most of it is just the baby
Josiah Ward
Freudian slip of me admitting to having a xenomorph kink
Leo Parker
Also preggo teenager at work was at the funeral today.
Was talking about how the baby has been kicking inbetween her ribs and let me feel it moving. Proper weird but was hot. Also let out the great line "Ben's (Baby daddy) court hearing is on the 16th not the 15th".
It was before we got there. She didn't just whack out her stomach for me to touch while the coffin was being carried in. She did the classy thing, got it out outside the train station.
