/NBA/ General - fuck hawaii edition

Throwback Valanciunas

This greek faggot shouldn’t be able to post in /nba/ after talking so much shit right before the bucks lost 4 straight. He went MIA for a good week or so.

I want the raptors to win so this board can eat invaded by Canadian shitposting and the amount of memes that will come from drake

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Canadians don't shitpost

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Watch yourself, shitter

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As a dub fan I want the Raptors to win because it will destroy our team if we win this year. The new arena will be seen as a curse.

Your brother said it was your cousin, then him, then you

You don’t rap about what you did you just rap what you knew

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When's the first game lads

tmw

Wouldn't Chase Center eventually be a curse for the team down the road?

>Popularity of the team already priced out the die hards who have stuck with the team through the shitty times
>Moving to SF proper means whoever OGs who could afford the tickets in Oakload probably won't go there

Considering that no dynasty lasts forever, the Warriors will probably have to do a proper rebuild eventually (in the 2020s?) and no one would want to pay for overpriced tickets when the team declines and become bad again.

Anyone know anybody going to game 1 tomorrow?

we'll do it for him

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...

If people really believe Durant’s leaving golden state you are foolish.

The only team he can go to that would have chance to beat them is ironically the team they’re playing in the finals.

Lebron is 8,000 years old and has been going dead into the playoffs for the better half of 9yrs, the lakers aren’t doing anything

Fuck Chris Bosh. It’s good that he left because it was part of the process of what got the Raptors to trade for Kawhi; but that bitch left Toronto with nothing and now he’s back to be an analyst with TSN?

Fuck off

Reminder we will beat team USA in the FIBA world cup this year

Chris Bosh can lick my ass

No you wont shitstain, those niggers will wipe the floor with you using their dicks as broom sticks

Never disrespect my n word Chris Bosh again on this forum

Should the Warriors trade Steph to appease Durant?

i doubt durant will stay for 30 mil player option when he can get 40 elsewhere and have his own team.

i mean he was still a bitch before, but if he stays now gettin paul millsap money while the kemba walkers and the lillards walk around with 40 mil contracts just to get more asterisk trophies he will be a legendary bitch nigga

realistically i can see golden state trying to persuade klay he aint worth a supermax , and try to maintain a winning team around the splash bros (obv. letting go of cousins along with durant)

I like Toronto to win the series because >muh wings against GSW, but the Warriors on rest as a slight underdog feels like easy money game one.

>Albanian
>sports
fuck off you malnourished manlet

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Bro the warriors aren’t trading steph for anything. Jesus can come down here and enter the league and they won’t trade him

I want the warriors to win so I can see draymond talk so much shit to Drake

>"its a I hate both teams playing in the chip": episode

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t.twink lanklet
I bet you cant even bench your own weight faggot

This might be the lowest rated finals since spurs pistons

Not because of the raptors but because everyone just assumes the warriors are winning

so the lebron james ""era""" is officially over right?

>advanced stats
>3-5

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Raps are favorites in game one.

nah hes winning it all next year

yall faggots are crazy to doubt him just for playing for a team where the second best player has sickle cell anemia or something

Don’t listen to the Greek faggot. He’s literally always wrong

Yes bruh

Golf has been pulling in better numbers than the nba. It’s officially ogre

That was a good series.

ratings will be trash and brainlets will say it's bc LeBeta isn't playing

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HES HERE LMAO I FOUND HIM

dude i told you before i'm with the blazers what the fuck is wrong with you

im right now tho. right now banging your mom

If I’m being honest I have 0 desire to watch the finals.

Literally the only likable teams are the nuggets, blazers and hornets for kemba

Been confirmed that if ynw melly is found guilty for killing his two best friends he getting the death penalty

That nigga stupid. He’s gonna die when the raptors win the finals

he didn't do it

I’ll be watching the Stanley Cup finals tbqh baka omfg

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The greek nigger pretending he doesn’t fuck with giannis after they got reverse swept lmaoooooo

You hate to see it

Rachel nichols makes me so horny

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you can tell she's a BBC fiend

How many players do you think have railed her fat ass?

ouran high school host club

>93040176
>plastic american fan

>boasting about benching 45kg
shqiptards never cease to amaze me

thank god, this guy deserves death just for his stupid face alone

It makes sense, Americans hate perennial winners and will cheer for anyone who might beat them and it doesn't matter who.

Like with Football. if the Russians fielded at team and called themselves the '2016 Election Stealers' and they faced off against the Patriots in the Super Bowl, the map would show everyone but New England would be cheering for the 2016 Election Stealers.

why the fuck did you turn this into politics

jesus is shit from mid range

Just used the most extreme example to show that Americans will always prioritize seeing dynasties going down no matter who the other team is.

Also, it's not like either team is going to the White House, so don't get cranky kraut.

im positive towards lebron and i'm still glad hes not in the finals. if this shit was cavs/dubs again it'd be even lower imo. last two seasons were a complete blur for me.

im gonna break up with my gf for a moment so i dont have to buy her a gift for valentines day

she'll get spitroasted twice in three days

People love an underdog, this is understood

Based incelleaf

I could drive to Toronto faster than I could fly to San Francisco
Golden State winslol is boring as fuck

Valentine's day is in february, fucking hue

Toronto has the highest odds of re-signing Kawhii in Vegas bros

Americans love underdogs, but really hate constant winners more, so it creates a perfect storm. There are anomalies like the 1990s Bulls,
I'm surprised how popular they remained outside of the teams they steamrolled to win their championships.

lebron gets more hate than curry everywhere online though

its not just americans, im pretty sure that no one is keen on watching a league which is already won by a certain team

>flag
>post

are you pointing at the bundesliga?

That's different since it's comparing individual players and not teams.

>No one wants to watch a league where the same teams win all the time.
Soccer should change up how they do stuff. Like they could switch to playoff systems and have a salary cap if you're looking to make it more competitive, Look at the Premier League and how it might as well be named the Big 6 and the rest leauge. It was an upgrade from before where ti was original just 4 teams that mattered.

yes lol

The Basedtors are the only team that could ever make me root for golden state

The
Atlanta Hawks
Boston Celtics
Brooklyn Nets
Charlotte Bobcats
Chicago Bulls
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dallas Mavericks
Denver Nuggets
Detroit Pistons
Indiana Pacers
LA Clippers
LA Lakers
Memphis Grizzlies
Miami Heat
Milwaukee Bucks
Minnesota Timberwolves
New Orleans Hornets
New York Knicks
Oklahoma City Thunder
Orlando Magic
Philadelphia Sixers
Phoenix Suns
Portland Trail Blazers
Sacramento Kings
San Antonio Spurs
Toronto Raptors
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
are the only teams that could ever make me root against golden state

>Charlotte Bobcats
>New Orleans Hornets
I've been dead for 10 years, what the fuck happened?

>The only team he can go to that would have chance to beat them is ironically the team they’re playing in the finals.
Exactly he's coming to my raptor and Kawhi is going to my clipper :)

what's wrong with my rockies desu?

everything wrong became right.

this place feels stange now that my rapties made it... i didnt defend my raptor for the last 5 seasons here everyday just so they can get to the finals... they need to go back to obsolescence... before the trophies... before the bandwagons... those were the comfy days....

how i feel about mei being put in pokemon masters

this is why it is so comfy being a fan of my bull. you are really missing out, user.

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>Being fans of a team that fails to tank right and is in mediocre limbo being told the same empty promises year after year.
Do you also support the White Sox?

>espn.com/nba/story/_/id/26847098/rockets-making-cp3-others-available

rockets are so fucked

No I support the Royals.

Cubs are pretty cool too tho

Lmaoo

Can and should the rockets get beal?

please help me identify the basketball people pictured here this spring thank you

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ladainian washington on the left

>Rooting for leafs

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don't be silly

I haven't seen a more horrendous finals matchup since the Bears/Colts Super Bowl in 2006

very bad manners

favorite guys in the media

1. stephen a
2. leshannon
3. collin
4. skeeup
5. chris broussard
90001. faggots from first take
9000001. max kellerman

ikr? kawaii is like peyton combined with mathis.

pretty based list but chadherd is my number 1 :)

>no kornheiser

I wanna her to smother me with her muffin top and cellulite

- "Cavaliers want to keep their 2020 1st round pick, so don't expect them to go all in this offseason and bid for other stars to increase their chances of playoffs."

- "Kevin Love is staying in Cleveland unless they get very big trade offers, I've heard of one offer with a lottery team and was shocked they didn't accept."

- "Cavs want to trade down the #5 pick, they're more interested in volume this year and are putting out calls for 2nd round picks and mid round 1sts."

>cowherd
youtube.com/watch?v=tak_sC9QuNU

Aladdin was a pretty good movie bros not gonna lie

if you like colin cowherd you have never kissed a girl

based chadherd

trump curse is on you leaf. if raptors lose you only have yourself to blame

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Oh No Mighty American Man Is Addicted To Watching Youtube eCelebs ALL Day!

Get Your Dick Sucked Loser!

Have you told your parents you're gay yet?

Warriors in 5 lads can't wait.

Do you think Canada would ever recover?

This Raptors championship is dedicated to Jose Calderon

Bruh what the fuck????? There is no room for homophobia on /nba/. Please leave NOW!

No man I'm just asking. There was a study on genderfluidity that showed men who liked Aladdin tend to identify with Jasmine more.

Greece fuckin sucks ass lmao

Can Steph Curry say nigger with a hard R?

So, how will the Lakers salvage this coming season? Kemba and Davis?

Steph Curry makes Wayne Brady look like Omar Little

Fuck no, he's lightskin as hell

Hey yall Raptors fans. Bulls fan here. Lemme say straight up I'm rootin for yall. Part of it is because the warriors full of ring-chasing bitches that don't wanna work for their ring, part of it is that Canada has been treated like shit by Americans for years, another part is that the Raptors have never won before and the last reason is because Kawhi Leonard has autism and I was diagnosed with that long ago.

shut yo dumbass up white boy

I too, am a Bulls fan with lethal doses of Autism.

>Part of it is because the warriors full of ring-chasing bitches that don't wanna work for their ring

Isn't there only one of them that is currently ring chasing (Cousins, Durant at least put in the work)?

I'm not black enough to understand, could you explain what you mean by this?

Steph Curry makes Barack Obama look like Joseph Kony

Dude, they're almost a train wreck at this point. I'm not sure they can right the ship in a year.

Warriors sweep and will win each game by 14+ points each game with the most being 22.

Can he say "Nigga"?

Dell is definitely black but his mom is even more lightskin than him, so I'd say only when singing along to rap

Yeah he can say nigga, but I bet you he says it really quietly and trails off toward the end to avoid attention

HAHA YEAH NIGga...

>2020 Election map

The Greek truly underestimates the unity in the hatred of California. Nevada is a Californian colony if you’re wondering why they’re rooting for golden state.

>HAHA YEAH NIGga...

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wall would kill steph in a street fight

lel'd

Not when Wall's athleticism is basically gone with that achillies injury, now please excuse me so I can walk around my home to flex on John Wall

what shit would that do

kek

ok prime wall vs prime steph curry, who wins by TKO. however steph gets a free assist from the local PD because they would see it as a black man assaulting a harmless white man.

is a burger with fries a good post workout mea?l

workout from what, walking up the steps to mchuehues?

>HAHA YEAH NIGga...

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>reddit spacing

linsanity FMVP

Uhhhh bros???? Is David Blatt a FRAUD???

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WHAT THE FUCK IS BRONNY DOING?

twitter.com/asvpb01/status/1133406954632695808

LEBRON IS LETTING HIS KID SMOKE WEED AND HIT WOMEN

LESHIT IS AN AWFUL FUCKING PARENT AND SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

>no rob parker

I really fucking hate 'reddit spacing' boogeyman. back in 2012 no one cared if you hit enter. kys

Drake makes Steph Curry look like Luol Deng

>Rap isn't bad for childre-

>hitting enter after clicking for a reply
>muh 2012
>admitting you're from the original reddit invasion
go back

LOOK I HIT ENTER AGAIN, FUCK BETTER GO BACK TO THE REDD

I bet you wipe your ass from back to front

Literally who can stop my Rapties?

i find it funny that these 3rd worlders talk shit about us all the time yet they always eat at mcdonalds. this includes canadians

bust

how do you think they get the wifi to post here?

Faggot, it's because it's completely unnecessary and looks retarded as hell
You need to go back.

>Faggot
Why the homophobia?

Cope.

>it's because it's completely unnecessary and looks retarded as hell

you should include this on the list of reasons to kys lmao

>making hoe smacking ig videos
>/ourguy/ confirmed

It's way easier to read and catches attention compared to a wall of text

sucks to see that bronny is already suffering from psychosis as a result of early age weed smoking. his ceiling is royce white now.

>proxy samefag
Embarrassing.

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reddit Yea Forums is really getting into a tizzy today

a phoneposter too? revolting desu

He has to go. He rode around with his friends dead bodies for hours and lied to both their mothers facing as they were on their knees crying.

Dudes a piece of shit

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LeBron truly is the ultimate cancer

He's going to Delonte West his own son

“If it’s a bad song, I’ll skip it. But if it’s one of his hits, I’ll play it. I’ve been a Drake fan since I was in high school. He’s a great artist. Do I like him as a Raptors fan? No. But I like him as a musician. He’s extremely talented. But I would definitely skip his song if I don’t like it. If it’s one of his soft, R&B songs, I’m gonna skip it because I’m in kill mode right now. I’m trying to get these four games, so I’ll skip ‘Hotline Bling’ — anything along that line.”

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Kevin Garnett wasn't that good and Tim Duncan was the best PF of the 00s

Thoughts?

more than 2/3rds of /nba/ didn't know what desu was until the wordfilter

>be LeBron
>be exposed as a fraud in the Bestern Conference
>Stat padding LeEast babby
>3-6 in the Finals
>Now your own son is on IG talking about how he smokes weed and beats hoes up and saying women are useless

LeFraud is LeXposed

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its a gourmet burger my nigga

Nevada confirmed for Californias autistic little brother

That would be embarrassing tbqh

I'm still surprised cuck hasn't been added to the wordfilter. That shit has been Yea Forums word of the year for two years now.

The latter is true, the former is not

onions

No one here is THAT new are they?

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Draymond for sure is going to try to a
scratch the eye of a Raptor. He did all sorts of dirty shit including swiping down a few other faces throughout the playoffs.

raps in 4

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More like Warriors in 5

cuck and nigger would both be hilarious words to filter

>I'm still surprised cuck hasn't been added to the wordfilter.
it was but they reverted it.

What’s going on now?

more like raps in 9

they need to refilter it, just like how nigger and penis and vagina were all filtered back in the day

Well, time to watch baseball.

Bros if killmonger wasn’t in black panther that movie would be ass

Stole the whole movie

>One proposal was to have Drake move seats so he wouldn't be so close the players and in line of sight for cameras. The Raptors said no.

based

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...

Yo how real was Nate Robinson?

BASED DRAKE

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bring back roody-poo and candy-ass

Yo he was so real he was a collective of matter that existed in time space

imagine not taking the blue pill.

Space dandy

Darling in the Franxx

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I don't have ED tho

i used it once. it worked fine but after the sex it kinda messed it with my head

Damn

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Man I just watched that game 7 of 2016 finals again and that entire game is just amazing

Is that peak basketball ?

oh i meant i would just stay in the matrix and forget everything. lemme taste that steak brehs

funny you mention it, i did the same thing a night ago. it's really so fucking good. can't believe theres only one score for what, the entire last five minutes?

We made the finals for the first time in history, this is all just bonus

Why is no one talking about Rockets willing to trade Harden and CP3 and completely nuking their roster?

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Cuck mentality.

Because most competent GMs will be wary of CP3's albatross contract due ot his health and Harden is well ... Harden given that his Supermax will kick in next season

Rockets are irrelevant now they really don't deserve even a second of my time.

Whole team is a damn scam personified and Morey is the scam artist.

quiz time: who's this guy?

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Because they arent

You JUST KNOW Lakers will make a trade for CP3

YOU JUST KNOW

CP3
Ingram
Kuzma
Lebron
Deandre Jordan

How do you stop this team

Oh look it's the seething loser Cockshit spammer

There have been reports all day from Marc Stein, Shams, and various other today proving otherwise you coping gimp

Kinda sucks that Bronny is a manlet..

Cope.

The guy jeannie buss lost her virginity too?

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that is the worse line up in the nba

washed up cp3
injured ingram
mediocre kuzma
washed up lebron
fucking who?

oh really then post one of them nigger
That"s what I thought you worthless faggot
It makes zero sense to trade Harden now and no one will take the co3 contract

Teams that deserve to be taken away from their current owner and relocated to a blue collar city hungry for a NBA team they will build up with earnest and genuine championship aspirations

Lakers, Rockets, Magic, Knicks, Bulls, Wolves

Pelicans

At that point they might as well trade Lebron to the Pistons for Blake Griffin so they can bring back Lob City (except they are in the Lakers this time so people might finally give a shit unlike the eternally irrelevant Clippers)

You forgot the Hornets and Wizards

>ESPN story on Rockets making entire roster and future picks available in trade talks.
twitter.com/wojespn/status/1133764991553695745

>The Rockets GM Daryl Morey has an “aggressive desire” to improve their roster.

>Chris Paul could be moved in the right deal, reports @wojespn.

>@TheSteinLine
>Clint Capela is among the players Houston has gauged the market for in recent days, league sources

Chris Paul to the Rapties when?

B T F O
T
F
O

>Cockshit dickrider SEETHING
>literally SHAKING at his keyboard RIGHT NOW furiously thinking of a response as he CRIES from ANGER

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There needs to be teams in Vegas, Seattle, Kansas City and Vancouver

Lowry > CrybabyPussy3

why there isnt a team in brazil

How does one recover from such an emphatic ass fucking like this?

this man is sexy

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Yeah exactly. Nothing about trading harden or blowing up the entire roster.
Dont even know why i am replying to you.

>>>Brazil

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>THIS IS HIS RESPONSE
>BACK TO GAY ASS FANTASIES AND HOMOSEXUAL IMPULSES

LMAO YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE AND SHOULD KYS FAGGOT

I hope the Warriors sweep and I'm a Wizards fan. Fuck the Raptors for shooking Wall.

SEETHING.

based gowiz

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Holy mother of cope

Your ass is devastated

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50 million a year

I am tired of kicking your ass in fromt of everybody.
Time to take your L and get outof hear.

From the bottom of my heart, fuck Chris Bosh. I forgive Vince, but fuck Bosh. He led Toronto on as if he was committed to staying here and then bolted to Miami, fucking us up for another 4 years

Based.

*does ctrl+f "nigger"*
*6 results*
wtf guys?

I hate this monster that I blame mark Jackson for making in steph

He’s such an arrogant shit now

Yep. Literally no cap space and he won't even play next season. We are going to trade Wall and nobody wants to be our GM. The Wizards are going to suck for the next decade.

Rockets fans really are the most delusional pieces of shit I've seen

Weird that there's an Lasstros spammer on /mlb/ that does the same fucking tired gimmick

I hate all these momas boy faggots today. I liked when the NBA had real niggas

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im putting my life savings on the raptors gm 1

Not the Raptors' fault when Wall is shown to be incapable of keeping himself healthy and Grunfeld was stupid enough to give him that 4/169 Supermax extension

That was also Bryan "Big Collars" Colangelo's fault for not giving Bosh good help

>Imagine wasting a 1st for Jermaine O'Neal and drafting Primo Pasta 1st overall

>Trading Wall with that contract

You better attach a shit ton of 1sts too

lebron's agent

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Blame management for being incapable of bringing any free agents to build around Bosh.
Vince is a fucking bitch who deserves to be booed forever.
Bosh left in free agency after trying his best with nothing, Vince quit on the team, literally stopped playing, literally told the other team plays, fucking bitch nigger deserved to get lynched.

>Pooston Cockshits blowing it up
What a shit franchise and what a shit owner

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you miss him so much dont you

why not the clippers instead of Lakers? no one in LA likes the clips anyway

that already happened with the 2017 cavs

I am just using the word other blacks use what is the problem exactly?

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we in endgame now bros

>oklahomo fans nowhere to be seen
>celtics fans nowhere to be seen
>cavs fans nowhere to be seen
>lakers fans nowhere to be seen
>europoors fans nowhere to be seen

its just larry x canada now

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>Magic the team
>Magic the GM
>Magic the player
and none are related to each other? wtf?

KD will for sure miss two games. That means my Rapties need to strike now when the Larriors are at their most vulnerable...

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I had to switch gears on 'em
You know, swerve, left turn, steerin' wheel on 'em

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The Clippers should just move back to San Diego along with the Chargers so they can actually be relevant there instead of being eternal bitches of the LA sports landscape

>Cavs fans

Were they even here throughout the season?

Lames Softden and Cripple Paul are taking up 70% of their team's cap space and this will increase to 74% in 3 years

It's rumored Morey is desperately trying to trade CP3 and even using Capela their EXPOSED big man they gave a large contract to recently in a market were centers are at their lowest value in decades

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You can only post in this thread if your team didn't miss 27 3s in a row to knock out the warriors in the conference finals.

What does Vegas know that the rest of the country doesn't?

you right and also i forgot to include bucks, sixers and faiblazers fans

Shut the fuck up asshole. The Rockets are the best team in the league right now. We have James Harden who is playing out of his mind. My life fucking sucks but at least i know for a fact that my Houston Rockets wont disappoint me this season. I dont have a job so i go door to door pretending to be from a charity and beg for money. The worst thing ive ever done is letting someone take a piss on my face while barking like a dog because i desperately needed cash. You know what though? It doesnt matter because i'm a diehard Houston Rockets fan and we are GUARANTEED to win the championship this year. We got James "MVP" Harden, Dwight "DPOY" Howard and recently got Josh Smith who is an elite stretch 4. He shoots the 3 with accuracy every single night. So shut the fuck up before you call us the "Cockshits" again. You're not witty. Fuck you.

Has anyone else been absolutely devastated like I am? I’ve been a Rockets fan since T-mac and Yao (H-town born and raised). I’ve had a rough year, but I always enjoy watching Harden and Paul wrecking teams they were predicted to be worse than. Since the beginning of the season, I’ve been saying this is the year. I feel it. This team is special. The Rockets will win over the Warriors in the WCF. And now, after being up 3-2 against the best team ever, Chris Paul, our most important player so far, gets injured. If we lose, I can’t even begin to explain how badly I’m blue balled. This fucking sucks. Out of all the possible outcomes, this is the one? Fuck this. Fuck the NBA and its long ass regular season. Fuck the Warriors. Fuck KD’s lanky snake ass. Fuck Houston. Fuck Chris Paul and his glass legs. Fuck James Harden and his tired ass, ugly ass beard flopping headass. I’m so fucking done.

bad news dude. Dwight left years ago, you got pissed on for nothing.
Well maybe not nothing, but not for Dwight.

Hot take: Lowry will win Finals MVP

I am just an icon living

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rockets fans act like they've never won a chip

xo tour life is literally the greatest song ever made

what if warriors won, curry had an unbelievable series, and kawhi still won finals MVP

Is this really worth a pasta? This is just a normal reaction at watching your shot at a ring die with one injury.

They haven't. No one counts the MJ retirement years. It's like winning the FA Cup in soccer

Cope

>NHL players
>it's a team effort, don;t care about trophies or money, just wanna help the team win. Tons of guys are better than me;

>NBA players
>Fuck you guys for not giving me an award. I'm the greatest player who ever lived. Nobody is better than me.

Please like my sport

Is my whole life a lie? Are Americans actually - dare I say it, based?

like to call Daryl Morey the U.S. military because he's got a bunch of expensive Rockets that stopped being useful immediately after he paid hundreds of millions of dollars for them.

>Lowry winning FMVP

That's pretty much Chauncey Billups-tier

It'll have to be a down to the wire 7-game series where every game are legit close and extremely competitive for that to happen, but for maximum butthurt though Klay would won FMVP over Steph

Now this is based. Gonna go listen to it now.

nice

why can't you be funny or clever like the other guy?

please can you not reply to me with a reddit phonepost its really embarrassing

just listened to Xo tour life

the guy makes 3 different disgusting voices in the same song lol

Warriors in 5

i wanna move to canada bros it seems so chill :(

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Toronto in six, Kawhi stays.

Cardi just leaked Whole Lotta Neon and it's LIT

soundcloud.com/user-318301082-618085183/whole-lotta-neon-playboicarti

>for maximum butthurt though Klay would won FMVP over Steph
lol no it would be beyond insulting for a member of the losing team to get FMVP

Kawhi is not staying whether they win or not

COPE
O
P
E

not sure that means what you think it means

youtube.com/watch?v=-TMiNseO6Wo
ladies and gentlemen your future lakie

>hockey players don't bail on their team for more money or better opportunities

Delusional. All pro athletes just see it as a job. When it's time to sign contracts, they don't give a fuck about the fans or teammates or any of that

Yikes

Seething

just stfu nigger. you arent funny

Unbased

Some do, but those players tend to be perpetual losers with some notable exceptions (Dirk, Duncan, etc.)

i want a fun guy tshirt so bad

>Cockshits desperately trying to dump these perpetual losers and chokers before they have to fork up $65 million next year
OH NO NO

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>this thread

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People always forget this graphic

It is actually $76M in total for CP3 ($38.5M) and Harden ($37.8M) next year since Harden's Supermax finally kicks in

now this is real music

youtube.com/watch?v=_IHH2ibMjIQ

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>now this is real music

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When they do it's because their family is settled or they have connections for when they retire.
They don't love their current city more than any of the other 20 teams they played on in high school, college, semi-pro, international tournaments.

Bros I literally cannot wait for the warriors to win in 5 I'm literally counting the minutes

kevin durant is a bitch

Are Dirk or Duncan married/have kids? Like I said, there are some notable exceptions but most 'loyal' players are perpetual losers who are viewed by the organization as a trading piece when season performance takes a downturn

Amen CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH?

t. Kung Pao in Vancouver

Holy fuck they’re trading Chris paul to chicago

Seething markham fob, run along mum's cooking curry

his name is probably Ho Chi Minh

Lmao even wisconsin
RAPTOR NATION STAND UP

>Rockets get back Cameron Payne and a 2nd round pick

How can Harden get a supermax? He wasnt drafted by Houston

someone needs to take all sports journalists and just choke them the fuck out what kind of question is this
twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1133916705846190081

I meant to say trade Beal.

does he actually have herpes or is it just a weird growth on his bottom lip?

he would look really good if he let his hair grow up a little more

With this comment, Kawhi has officially won the respect of everyone on Earth and will be more famous than Slurry and LeShit this year onward

its a legit question whats your problem

Has Toronto ever cared less about the Jays than right now with the Raps in the Finals?

Lmao

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>Optimist Slayer

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You can talk to me user you don't have to be shy

:3

Idk but the 2004 season was pretty bad, the last year Carlos Delgado was in Toronto they were literally dead last. But ya I think mixed in with the raptors being in the finals and a team of literal nobodies thisbis far worse

>Bronny James and Zaire Wade will both play at Sierra Canyon High School next season

Ballislife kino on the way boys

Toronto is a pretty fair weather city for anyone other than the leafs. We're so used to losing that it makes more sense to wait till a team get hot before we invest. I'll go back to caring about the blue jays in a year or two, but for now NHL and NBA are better stories.

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Curry > chicken balls and rice

I mean chopsticks wtf? Do your people know what a shovel is? You can use a smaller one of those to eat rice. It works a hell of a lot better than two sticks. Do you dig a hole with 2 tree branches in China? Let's fucking move this pile of gravel with pieces of plywood. Seriously.

He was traded to Houston while he was still in his rookie contract, so he was still qualified for the extension.

espn.com/nba/story/_/id/18317693/nba-answering-your-questions-new-nba-collective-bargaining-agreement

has nothing to do with the game it's fucking stupid. its a tabloid question. its also begging the question, literally everyone knows what kawhi's answer will be, and it's also just annoying to remind an NBA player that there are more popular players than them.

lol wtf how do you know duncan chalmers

>go to Canada
>they give you a free qt Asian honey just for entering
is this why defrozen is depress?

>Optimist Slayer

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id rather stay single and virgin than dating an asian women

literally me, i haven't fucked a white girl since january lads :(

Asian girls are all crazy in the head and spoiled by their daddy.

To be honest Toronto has turned me off from white Women, but what Canada really needs is more thick Latinas

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alpha as fuck

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how do people even remember me when i was gone for like 3 years?

theres a fuckton of latinas in vancouver for some reason

:') DeMar DeGOATzen

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are you guys ready for part 2 of the LeWade trilogy?

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>he's never pimp slapped a bitch that gets out of line

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>me in the back

I miss them bros....

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>sierra canyon
aka the rich kids school

:(

Warriors in 5.

watch them be terrible

You have to be prepared to spend more money on them than their dad. If you have less money than their daddy your life will be pure hell.

impossible retart

my girl has 2 moms

This, Wade will pass on his HGH guy to his little niglet and the league will allow it for muh ratings

well yeah.. what type of dumbass parent would send their kid to public school if they have money to pay for private.

what does raptors superfan smell like?

Cologne

I miss Durant and Westbrook bro's =(

Evidently Curry and Durant work better but with Westbrook it just was way more fun to watch. Every plan for a game was just get them the ball, get the fuck out the way and wath Superman and Batman do Superman and Batman shit

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october

That would probably be a lot easier. A girlfriend raised by 2 gay guys would be a good situation too.

Woah.....

test

Remember when LeBron was making a song with 2Chains on the day of a Lakers game and missed it due to "load management" but really he was hungover?

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Why is KD so insecure?

Remember when Ayesha Curry said Curry no longer pleases her in bed and she lusts after other men to the point she felt insecure they didn't hit on her any more?

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Remember when James Harden was good? Me neither

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Remember when this happened?

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nah it's more than possible. how many nba sons make it to the nba? they are all gay

Who is your NBA Draftfu? For me? It's Rui Hachimura

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0-27

Literally Giannis with a jumpshot and higher IQ

so a 90+ iq?

>new spiderman movie
nigga, people still care about spiderman?

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ITS EARL MR EARLY BIRD GET THEM GIRLS WITH CURVY CURVES

SKATE MENTAL

TRUCK SMACK A FAGGOT IN HIS SHIRLEY TEMPLE

imagine being a bandwagoning cuck for the last few years and being emotionally invested in a team from fagifornia

pathetic fucking league, only league in the whole worlds where a team can literally just buy the 6-7 best players and win the League accordingly

pathetic sport, fucking stupid. I feel sorry for you retards that watch 50+ games plus playoffs of this retarded shit.

Then add on top of that, the history of playoff rigging from corrupt refs? LMFAO

what the fuck are you pathetic losers doing with your lives? Watch Hockey already, literally any other sport, watch fucking bowling for christ's sake

oh yeah, Warrios win btw. Wow, so surprising. Faggot sport.

imagine caring passionately about the NBA to watch the team that bought the best 5 players win for a decade in a row

imagine caring very much about a sport where the refs have objectively decided playoffs games due to corruption

what are you cuckolds doing with your lives, caring about this nigger sport? It's literally Nigger: The Sport. Please find a new hobby.

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damn the needle drop gave Megan Thee Stallion a light 9

feel so bad for mclemore :(

that's one big oof

Imagine if we had depressed Demar and autism Kawhi on the same team going all the way. Would be the most Yea Forums team of all time. Truly /ourguys/

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NIGGA WHAT?

hopefully myke on deadendhiphop stops this obvious shilling for this bitch

>imagine
>imagine
>Imagine
>imagine

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i don't know how you could be a three 6 fan and not like this shit. she's just an actually talented cardi b who actually writes her raps

I agree overall but the Warriors only have 1 player in the top 5 and no more than 2 in the top 10.

Before anybody replies here is the top 10
Kawhi
Lebron
Giannis
KD
Harden
Curry
AD
Lillard
Wesbrook
George

>Before anybody replies

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Seething and unimaginative

check out my post before anybody replies

>Wesbrook
i lel'd

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Hey ballers, i just came to Yea Forums first time and didn't see stupid questions thread. Basketballs instantly pop if kid plays in my nor cal neighborhood because of stickers/goatheads/cockle burrs in the grass. Would a leather ball resist those things or should I just blaze up with a rolled twenty dollar bill?

I should also mention the top 5 in the NBA is so fluid it literally changes every month, so one of those guys could move up or down at any time. In the NHL it's literally McDavid, Crosby and everyone else. In the MLB it's Trout and everyone else. But the NBA is extremely superstar-friendly moreso than the other leagues.

>Hey ballers

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>understand this one absolute truth

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fuck this general you faggots are too cowardly to actually reply.

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>fuck this general you faggots are too cowardly to actually reply.

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>In the NHL it's literally McDavid, Crosby and everyone else.

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Imagine if you blew a load in Ivanka Trumps butt behind a Arby's and nobody ever believed you. It actually happened but you had zero proof. And when you tried to convince your friends they got concerned about your mental health and had you committed to the psych ward. You went to your grave knowing you fucked Ivanka in the crapper and not a single person on earth ever believed it happened.

>fuck this general

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that's mr baller to you

>fuck this general you faggots are too cowardly to actually reply.

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lemme guess you're a Matthewsbabby?

i miss 7KT

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>when Jokic averaged 25/13/8 on great efficiency in the playoffs but he's not in ur top 10 cause you hate your own race

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>lemme guess you're a Matthewsbabby

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>i miss 7KT

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Warriors in 5.

I'm not Serbian

Raptors in 1

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Kucherov >> Corsby

>I'm not Serbian

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What? I wanna pull the trigger (or I guess, take the shot.) on ebay. This is an emergency. Muh wife is bitching me out right now and says kid has to go to basket ball summer camp.

>nationality is a race

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stop

Anyone walk around the house just to flex on John Wall?

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Rapties in 7

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>i hope no one challenges me on what i say online IRL

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>draymond green is the best defender in the league

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youtube.com/watch?v=PCUS3yeND9c

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>online IRL

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>warriors in 5

>twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1133916705846190081
what the fuck is his problem?

Last time I checked I was the man on these streets

youtube.com/watch?v=28_0er6e82c

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What's up my Nuggets-fan Jew?

lowry officially over dero trade as of game 7 vs 76ers. just in time too

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK
MY LAMBO'S BLUE
AND I BE GOD DAMN IF MY RIMS AIN'T TOO

go raptors pls

Official pre-Finals hype track
youtube.com/watch?v=Z09lYqdxqzo

Warriors are winning in 5 games.

players who should do a blacked dot com scene

1) ibaka
2) embiid
3) oubre
4) draymon
5) KD

MY PRESIDENT IS ORANGE
MY LAMBO'S BLUE
AND I BE GOD DAMN IF MY RIMS AIN'T TOO

the problem with oddsetting in sports is that "odds" in sports are epistemological, rather than statistical. humans are prone to view problems deterministically rather than probabilistically, especially in hindsight (Frosch & Johnson-Laird, 2011). thus, it is tempting to ascribe calculated numbers to teams, such as ELO or CARMELO, and pretend that this has some reflection of "real life" "odds". however, any gambler could tell you that the real odds are felt –a coin has come heads up fifty times, it must be tails the next. we tell the odds of rain falling as easily as we tell the odds of a woman accepting our proposal for an afternoon drink. in sports, the odds are anything but deterministic, or perhaps, because of our humanity – they are deterministic in the only way that matters. no one believed that the 2007 New York Giants would defeat the undefeated Patriots. According to Hacking, 1975, "belief [is] quite devoid of statistical background". Warriors in 4

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Close actually, warriors in 5.

>"Lakers-Warriors on Christmas Day is the only non-NBA Finals game with over 10 million viewers on TV this season. This game has had more viewers than any playoff game so far this post-season."
broship guy what's up. us lakies' are 100% all-in for golden state and the USA. fuck the craptors

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>Nevada
>California
>Hawaii

Gooks

He's coming home.

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Can't be as tragic as this

youtube.com/watch?v=Q2uYTSiXJEQ

> Nevada
> Gooks

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they got light skins on that site??

>5) KD
Naw KD would be more into taking BWC

>Can't be as tragic-
did someone say tragic?
youtube.com/watch?v=jdXjerxt6vQ

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Wasn't he supposed to be the next Klay or Ray Allen?

Is Man of Flames the hero we need but don't deserve?

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Holy shit that man appears to be experiencing an acute case of DAME TIME

Bosh leaving was fair though since Raps was really bad trying to fix the team.

He is gonna play for Team Canada, unlike some dude named Wiggins, right?

Wiggins isn't Canadian

famm, every gundam that isnt G gundam is straight trash

all of them with this boring fucking talking, i wanna watch giant robots punch each other

Surprised he didn't get shot

He is from Thornhill, Ontario. But yeah, you are right.

>he doesn't understand the complex nuances of gundam wings political landscape
very sad

But 08th MS Team....

For me? It's Gundam 00

Do Canadians like SGA? After all he is one of your best representatives in the NBA currently, especially next year when he blows up.

every mecha anime fucking sucks

For me? It's Ping Pong The Animation

Um....no they don't

>What anime should I watch today

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for me it's full metal panic balancing the autistic mentality of a child solder born to kill with a long hair'd loudmouth high school girl

Ro Kyu Bu, with NBA subs

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reminder that igoudala, while playing for the nuggets for the one season he was there, gave information to the warriors, prayed with them before every game and literally helped sabotage his own team to help the warriors win the series.

george karl tried to shed light on this but the nba mafia said fuck you and he was blackballed and fired

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We all innovators

fucking this, i hate all of them.

>anime
>no faster way to dry up a girls pussy

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Have sex

Night losers

is jahlil okafor still in the league?

FUCK THE WARRIORS
t. bay area user

fuck you nigga

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meet me somewhere. i wanna feel your mushy butt

meet me at the lake lads, if you wanna get HEEM'd

i would sub you in a hot minute

if you get swept canada, im coming to toronto and throwing hands with the first bitch i see after i step out the airport

your move

i'm not into gay stuff. what is HEEM'd?

What if KD leaves GSW, but Kawhi replaces him?

i keep that same energy everywhere i go

based lar lar binks out here flexin lmaooooo

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does kawhi just study the warriors for weaknesses when he's injured

lu(H)rk m(E)ore fa(E)ggo(M)t

hey guys i just got hired by flightclub

lemme know if you want some shit

>Kobe Bryant Trying To Recruit Kyrie Irving To Lakers

BASED

based

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unotheactivist

who /hype/?

>does kawhi just study the warriors for weaknesses when he's injured

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one two three four how many niggers are in my board

Dan lebatard should be first clearly

I've never watched basketball in my life but is the best player still James Labraun or whatever his name is? is he on Golden States?

>tfw both teams so likeable in their own ways that i won't even be mad if either one wins
good feels

code geass is kino

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fuck off

Canadian basketball is as Canadian as American soccer is American.

Also can’t remember too many big Canadian basketball colleges desu but that’s a discussion for another day

NEW BREAD

ok