/cric/

if you are american so fat yes you have otherwise you'll kill the person in front of you once the suit explodes fat fuck
lose weight you fat subhuman fuck

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KEK

smeggo back on the ropes

if she was i'd be her personal sex toy and partake in many orgies with lots of drugs

>only two players present are subjects of the Queen
Sad!

Eh. It's more that you're supposed to button it when you're standing. If the fit is good you should want to unbutton it when sitting.

bet there are some decent brothels in brazil

yeah i went on a brothel crawl in sao paulo for my honeymoon

there are plenty but you gotta get them before the owner gets known
then it becomes a shitshow

professional handshaker

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that shit wasn’t even funny like at least be clever about it if you are gonna make fat jokes. anyways im a skinny paki so like it fucking means nothing to me
No way like it’s definitely a rule to never sit down with your coat buttoned. Google it there’s like a million articles about it

no, you unbutton it when sitting

reminder skinny in usamuttian terms is like 240 pounds+
what a country is subhumans

not sure brazil should be calling anyone else subhuman

Kolhi should have asked for the Kohinoor from that old bitch lol

the owner of the town?

good digits
owners of brothels here are almost like celebrities once their place gets known

based third world

look at those ugly legs yuck, couldn't she afford some stockings?

Wish I had

How does one greet the queen

It's coming home.

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imagine having a pitch that looks like that

"It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty."

yes hello can someone direct me to a site with consistent 6000+kbps streams so I can watch this world cup comfortably

thanks
-user

Crictime is based

Although my favourite is vipleague.com, watched cricket, football, Wwe, Nba, that last shitty Superbowl and even game of thrones live there for years.

Would a royal ever be caught playing cricket? or is it all horses and shit?

>smiles quietly to herself

I think they play polo more

remember that time the kiwi was crying and being a whiny little bitch for days on end

His shirt has a mandarin collar; you don't wear a necktie with one of those. Why you'd wear one of those to visit the Queen, I don't know. I will say that some of the other gentlemen's dress choices are a bit untraditional or even informal. Notice how many are wearing blazers rather than suits.

Naturally, the Englishman has probably the best dress sense. Even his tie knot looks correct for something so formal (looks like a prince albert knot).

My father would have a conniption if he saw Kohli's shoes. He still insists that a dark suit cannot be worn with brown shoes. He'd also wonder why the trousers were hemmed so high. And I might agree on that point; they almost look like short pants. I'm all for no break trousers but that's a bit ridiculous.

>The Englishman
I hate to break it to you lad..

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>England host
>Lost the first match of the tournament
Would Lol, let's go Saffers.

Goes to show how much they've civilized if they can pass for English, if I'm really honest.

Oh Gad. A burger preaching on etiquette jut to hide ho badly hi jimmies are rustled anyone tells him how fat he is.

> Yea Forums
>never change

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that's a mess of a post la

>Would a royal ever be caught playing cricket?
Here's some footage of a young Prince Charles playing cricket, I believe at Hill House.

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that matron looked like she could play a test match desu

one handed pickup off the bounce by the woman at 15 seconds is jonty rhodes like

just wear a suit sarfie, you're not on some cultural exchange. No wonder they stuck you in the back corner.

meanwhile kohli with that atrocious suit and shoe combo, looking like he just walked off a valima.

fucking desi's man.

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Disrespectful

Describe cricket in one word

based

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Honestly he should have gone with one or the other; don't mix western jackets with native dress.

>meanwhile kohli with that atrocious suit and shoe combo, looking like he just walked off a valima.
Brown shoes and dark suits are in, but it's too informal in my view for meeting the Queen. My real complaint is how high the hem on his trousers is.

The Afghan guy looks like a used car salesman.

ultimate

my only regret is not betting enough

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pretty sure there were better odds than 10:1 around

what did he do?

disgraceful behaviour and yes i am mad

based

F

He looks like a fucking clown kek

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>Thr-

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>half the posts are from sebbo

>wake up
>bed is too comfy and warm
>outside the bed is freezing
lads help me

so you can just do this every time and win but you fags don't?

well we don't use the f word

right muslims are your streng....oh

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>blocked it
>didn't try to hit it for six
PooPealands fault to be quite honest.

Literally me

Not anymore. And even then most competitions prohibited it. Just happened that specific one neglected to include the rule against it in the official rules.

stop talking to yourself fat cunt

so why is it normally against the rules? cuz you can't hit big fat homeruns off of the rolled ball is what I'm guessing? and if that tournament didn't make it against the rules that guy is based for doing it

He probably didn't even know how to slog an underarm for six. McKechnie was way better at rugby. And really he was at the end of his top-level career in both rugby and cricket by then anyway.

stop fucking talking like you know anything about cricket fatty, you literally are obsessed with this one moment and it's just fucking cringeworthy

your gay sport thread is averaging about 10 posts an hour maybe you should kill yourself before getting mad at people posting

It's kind of like mankading (which is the cricket equivalent of the hidden ball trick), except they actually banned it because it creates a situation where you can make the game really low-energy and boring.

Like imagine if you couldn't foul out bunting in baseball and then someone just bunted all day to tire out the opening pitcher and deplete their bullpen. That's not baseball.

imagine being so threatened by someone repeating stuff he saw on a channel 7 documentary that you foam at the mouth

Honestly my favorite bit is how, all these years later, Greg Chappell remarked at how technically excellent Trevor's underarm ball was; that it didn't skip or bounce at all, and rolled swiftly and straight towards McKechnie.

sebbo is so fat that he was reason Dobson quit his inflation fetish

it's called a starting pitcher but I get that. the hidden ball trick is based though

sebbo was the inspiration for the fat motorcycle twins, but sebbo rode both motorcycles at the same time

sebbo doesn’t have to use a trolley. when he walks through the chocolate aisle, the food gets caught in his orbit

got plebbo on the ropes

>fatstralians
>calling us fat

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>2008
it’s so old that not even richo would prey on it

OH NO NO NO NO NO HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This is the post

This is the post

This is the post

Sebbo still on the ropes lads

grim scenes at the Taco Bell in Tucson today lads

>According to a study in The Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA), in 2008, the obesity rate among adult Americans was estimated at 32.2% for men and 35.5% for women; these rates were roughly confirmed by the CDC again for 2009–2010.
sebbo tried to sugarcoat the truth but I guess he ate it

Watch you blow those knees fatties

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Pakis don't even try to hide their faggotry anymore.

all the years Yea Forums has existed, NEVER have we seen someone as FURIOUS as Sebbo.

Every singe post they make is just oozing with ABSOLUTE FURY.

I can literally picture him right now sitting at their PCs, drinking a monster energy drink while smashing their fists on the keyboard in abject fury

KEK

>world is getting fatter
mind blowing insight by flubbo

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a full strength sebbo bowel movement

>sebbo ran out of actual “””evidence””” so now he’s posting cartoons
have flobbo on a steel cable lads

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>headline with no article or picture
50 iq plebbo absolutely seething

it's only if you exclude flubbo as an outlier that any nation can come close to the American average

Huhh duhh bit going on here UHH huhh uh Subbo posted huuhhh duh he's fat hhuh *gobbles KFC* on the ropes boys hhuuh

he's on the ropes lads

he’s absolutely FUMING

fat cunt

eyy fatty boom boom
want another cream cake

>h-help me taco bell

in Sebbo's head pulling the strings

had a spicy chicken vindaloo yesterday

nice

maybe try a salad next time

Hey lads, actual Sebbo here. You've been going at it with someone that's not me for over an hour now. Been busy with the new generals I inhabit, but glad to note that my tenancy in your 1600 cc brain cavities is still valid despite nonpayment of rent.

based

Shut up fat poof

>fat americans

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genius but waste of gas

>their group

what's this one even supposed to be about?

Fat cunt believes NZ will stink up their group

should be on motorbikes

dear sebbo:
lose weight

so what's wrong there? they aren't very good are they?

ausfalia losing at everything. so they blame their group on every loss

Hi I came here for cricket discussion does anyone know where it is

india

Came second In the last CWC and Currently ranked 4th in Odis, above Australia. Go be fat and retarded somewhere else

do rankings win you something?

>lost the last cwc
>4th in ODIs
if that's supposed to be impressive...

Yeah mate the oye hoye cup you SEETHING blubber bag

sebbo is the reason Japanese tourists wear masks

ok now this is truly based/ epic

NZ are happy just to take part as usual

pooessgay are crappy just to make shart as poosual

hurr duhh ok huu now this is duhh truly epic LOL /epic hurrr

fuck australia AND new zealand

>group
>CWC 2019

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when did I say group?

>snaps fingers
>all americans disappear

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>snaps fingers
>all poopealanders disappear

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>snaps fingers
>sebbo's weight reduces by 50%
>still morbidly obese

>china and russia instantly conquer the world

I don't know mate, not sure they'd mess with the fearsome armies of Australia and New Zealand.

terrible news lads
my desktop computer of seven years passed away peacefully today
press F while I get a new one that spies on me

and you wonder why he does what he does

F

yeah imagine if they underhand pitched to them or dropped some emus

F

Blubbo is such a newcunt that he doesn't know that New Zealand are consistently strong in one dayers

the chad FHG Ltd
the virgin sebbo

we've got him on the ropes lads

>Poopeeland are consistently strong in one dayers

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WHAT do you think consistency means blobbo

Well by definition it means in every case, so by conceding over 400 runs in a near 100 run defeat i'd argue that they are not consistently strong. I'd say they were inconsistent at best.

You're welcome and don't you dare reply to my posts again fatty.

we NEED to enter the next Yea Forumserb owl and dab on /afl/

>ODI
>a relevant format that anybody cares about
Pick one

update lads
it was a disk read error so I did a startup repair and system restore, then I went to nandos
came home and the computer was working as normal. the old boy's still got some juice left.
going to back up any files I might need.

The antipoodean seethe levels itt are nearing historic levels.

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The sebbo cholesterol levels itt are nearing historic levels.

honestly based

:D

for me its chewing on fresh ginger root

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Banitsa on the cards
Banitsa truly is the perfect breakfast for all seasons
It’s a great morning warmer in the winter
And then in summer it’s delightfully refreshing washed down with a cool bottle of Boza

Lovely weather today tttt

bulgpill me on boza

Certain man ITT would benefit from banitsa in the morning instead of the entire breakfast menu x2 at Taco Bell

Hefty stuff

made an elite post lads

Love it when the brits show up and try to be one of the lads

Love it when sebbo shows up and tries to be one of the lads, means I can bully him more

Love it when the Aussies took top spot in the obesity rankings

Have literally never once ordered from Taco Bell’s breakfast menu, thank you very much.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_body_mass_index#WHO_Data_on_Prevalence_of_Obesity_(BMI_≥_30kg/m2)_(2016)
>USA 12th with 36.2% obesity
>Chadstralia 27th with 29% obesity
sebbo 7800000000th with no education

neon Indian- era extrana is a good album

holy ebin omg so much win x10

>researching obvious bait

Goodnight lads

> I was merely pretending to be retarded

>i was only pretending to be wrong
grim, sebbo. grim like how you've five years to live.

Anyone know the best way to watch the WC in the states?
Last WC I bought it through Willow or something for about 100 bucks, is that still the best option?

a full strength gastric band

hot damn /brownbaseball/ is just a couple australians being mad at everyone that posts and a couple other people sorry enough to enter into his autism rage thread

Kek

H I V E M I N D

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a full strength Rabada

frightful

a full strength matt henry

thats the most shitskins shes been in the same room with in decades

>BMI over 40
>make fun of others' skin colour
Hmmmmm.....

any cric on right now?

imagine how amusing it would be if england choked against SA

the games take like 3 days yes? but there isn't a single game on right now?

fuck my ass

God Kane looks like a fucking autist

Apparently he's a real monarchist and loves the queen above all. So he was a tad excited.

Statsjesus

Fatguts is unironically going to ruin this World Cup.

who the hell is this

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>cazzies

They had to get a random guy from the street because all their existing players are cheating scum

thats what smith looks like now

Virat looks like a fucking clown with those pants

An Australian

Unironically much prefer having Finch in the photo than Smith. Much better looking and there's enough autism in that photo with Kane

Finch > Holder > Morgan > Faf > Sri Lankan guy > Kane > Bangladeshi > Aghan > Virat > Sarfraz

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SMALL COC /HOC/ B T F O

for me it's Holder >>>>> brown boys >>> white c*ckolds

USA will qualify for, and beat england in, the 2023 cricket world cup
Screenshot this

put me in the screencap

cringe

>googme
never heard of it

tiny dick /cric/ btfo

a full strength taco bell combo #3

hello, yes, is the world cup back?

I was here last time

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a full strength measles outbreak in auckland

sebbo on the ropes

sebbo snapped the ropes

Sebbo ate the ropes

a full strength rope

>4 hours
grim

He looks like he smelled a bad fart

the fat boomer next door is walking around naked again lads

gonna need to see some proof lad

yes hello i am here for the world cup

this is /cric/

based sebbo

I, II, III

sebbo is a fat cunt

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Un, Deux, Trois

Was offered tickets for today's game through corporate (which I gladly accepted) but was cucked by the boss pulling rank lads.
Going to be an absolute dosile cunt at work for a week solid.

*docile

state of capitalism lads

BASED

Bangers before the game starts lads
youtube.com/watch?v=GOJk0HW_hJw

one two three
simply let him be

BASED

Grim stuff

Absolutely seething over it. He owes me.

What group is tonight's match from?

workers rise up!

wagies are pathetic

No he doesn't you weak little shit. You're an inferior human who will do what he's told.

>wagie
ahem
Technically I'm salaried as it's a while collar environment

so is the WC just australiawinslol

...

I didn't hand them over. He went behind my back while I was away. It was only when I contacted the person who offered me them I found out.

>Not either owning your own business or contracting
State of it

Yeah he's an alpha and you're a beta. Go seethe or be docile or whatever you want in your çuck shed.

Absolute CHAD

Ok then.

Fuck up shitspouter

cringing hard

CWC on tonight lads

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>LE U R LE ZHIDSBOWDER

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How many stale memes can I expect to see this WC?

where the FUCK is the cricket?

Fellow Indian bros pls come here
indiachan.com/b/res/10970.html

I would rather live in india than New Zealand
Better looking women
Better food
Better at cricket
Less earthquakes

The list goes on

beer on the cards tonight

I'd rather you lived there too.

Sebbo-tier stuff m8 well done. Here's the NZ (You) you so desperately seek.

OFFICIAL new meme that will take over /cric/ during the CWC:

chunk

THWACK

sebbo please turn your proxy off and just resign

Why not just call in sick?

Bad post.

Call me a loon, but I dream of a community that doesn't constantly regurgitate the same tired phrases but instead engages in stimulating cricket discussion.

I don't think you understood his post.

Dream Big New Zealand.

HNFFF

get a load of the chunks in this thread

CWC in 2 hours lads get pumped

how the last 6 months been boys
Imagine im the ork from lord of the rings: the two twoers,; who says 'meats back on the menu, boys'
except i say 'cric's back on the menu boys'
wahey

2 hours and 15 minutes actually

An absolute sebbo of a meme 2bh

Confused about this post

Shut it nerd

Been good m8 thanks.
Nice see the gang back together.

reckon it'll be a good one because any expectations of Australia succeeding in any format have been thoroughly dashed
how the fuck is sebbo still here

Rather enjoyed my 6 month break tttt. Feeling refreshed and ready to post with the lads

Hi carter

Gangs usually have initiations and you gotta smash someone or commit a rape. What is the /cric/ gang initiation?

might have a chunk later lads

do aussies and kiwis get hammered for cricket matches?

fuck india chan is weird. its uncanny valley.

Having a gin and elderflower tonic with lime and mint

Cric has been kept alive since summer in a coma-like state fuelled only by sebbo and zach talking to themselves.

sounds good lad

yeah was pretty over cricket but new beginning

Have a few drinks maybe, dunno about getting hammered. Definitely not tonight: work tmrw

hopefully the Irish pub is showing the cricket

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BTFO sebbo and/or zach with elite bants then scull a shoey of merlot.

Fucking based. Tanqueray and Rose Lemonade here.

check this lads: chunk

maybe we should have turned it into the u20 Argentinian beach handball general

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Danny you here m8?

Dumb post.
Crikey

Danny is a coward and downright irritating

Reminder that gin is a drink for old people and poofs.

gin is the drink for me

Chuncket > cricket

I'm both mate and I don't give a fuck

Might have a hot toddy.

getting on some home brew i made with my own 2 hands

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might have a chunk lads

If you're going to force a meme at least make it semi-feasible.

if you're going to chunk a meme at least make it semi-chunkable

hello friends and brown people

R A R E
F L A G

he literally devotes 100% of his time across several Yea Forums generals
can only think he’s one of those my 400 pound life tier fatties who can’t do anything but browse the internet all day

>be's a shit a meme

*sniffs*

if you're going to chuck a meme at least make it semi-sneedable

all chunked out lads

chunk's funk and sunk

thrilled how unsuitable this world cup’s hours are for the nonce crew

had to do something my spare time

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Now THAT'S what I call a cric meme

fookin 'ell

Pavement

suck.

*looks up flight prices to buenos aires*

they don’t suck. Not great but solid

Working on any new material?

could ask certain man ITT the same question

glad you guys at least appreciate it as much as me

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Who's that then

EL GRILLO
youtu.be/S_OY-0YEeFE

h*cking based

>all matches will be at 5:30 am
Just fucking kill me this is some grim shit

Certain man

your heart will do the honours, plebbo

not replying to any posts that don’t (you) me

Filtering US flags again lads. Just can't be fucked with it.

Good morning World! Hello from London! It's here, the dawn of the 12th ICC Cricket World Cup, and I am ecstatic to inform you that there is barely a cloud in the sky. Beautiful sunny conditions for a heavyweight opening fixture, between the hosts, England, and the perennial challengers, South Africa ...

>claims he’ll filter US flags
>never actually does it
Just do it already and fuck off you pussy

Any taurangamans in?

jingle bells
sebbo smells
chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk

FUCKING YES LADS

EXCITED TO SEE HOW WE BOTTLE THE WC THIS TIME

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Any certain man in?

Can't decide who's uglier

George Dobell has arrived at the ground, bright and sprightly, and ready to get stuck in. "Nice morning here," he confirms. "Just a little murmur that England are a little underwhelmed by the pitch. Not confirmed that but it IS just a bit green still. That first 30-40 mins could be interesting. And crucial."

Certain man is a dog whistle for nonces who want to buy or sell children

The rich irony of a 5'3'' manlet living in eastern Europe calling anyone else a nonce.

SLUMLORD
L
U
M
L
O
R
D

Might post memes until the match starts

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From ugliest to most handsome
1
4
power gap
2
3

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zachy is, if anything, unusually tall

making 10/10's dress like that
how do they get away with it?

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What happened to the subhuman coloured lads?

>log into /cric/
>see everyone is blogposting
>log out of /cric/

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>10/10

Alchy b says hes 6'. i wonder if he hangs around with this gang of turbo manlets to make himself seem more of a chad

Bullied the fuck out by shitspouter.

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m8 the world cup is literally starting in 14 minutes theres going to be nothing but wall to wall in depth cricket discussion and analysis for atleast a week

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yup

>theres going to be nothing but wall to wall in depth cricket discussion and analysis
Laffed irl

Seriously, this general is the one with the least sports discusion in the whole board

And chunkin' hot memes

bender

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I'm not saying she's not hot but that's not a 10. She's an 8 at best

me with the glasses on the forehead

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id say /arse/, arsenal cant be quantified as a sports team anymore. but yeah this is 2nd

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Based.

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>tradies
in the bin

Not a fucking chance. The boy doesn't even eat red meat. Guaranteed he's a sissy crossdresser standing 5'3".

Been saying this. It’s cause of the abundance of aussies and kiwis, these degenerates just fuck everything up. Fuck them and their fucking blogposting.

I've never seen an aussie or kiwi make a sports related post, either here or in /rug/

If it wasn't for based Indians this general would be total crap

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Off yourself fatshit

so true
so true

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*replies to myself*

back in /cric/ with the /cric/ lads

The Zachy B Fan Club

Lads a irrelevant spic cazzie and a insufferable fat septic disapprove of my kind what the fuck am I gonna go

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England should win the World Cup comfortably

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how is there so many kiwis in /cric/, its not their main sport, they have a population of about 16 and somehow outnumber everyone.

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what the fuck am I gonna go

retard forgets how to talk

*are
not is

>how do BSKs run cric?
Cazz.

Australians are still DNS banned from Yea Forums after the mosque shooting

I think this brings into the forefront the philosophical base for rating women based on numbers. As i said a 10 mainly to emphasise her attractiveness.
Is rating them and basing their worth on looks and not say ability to play her favourite sport for her country? No because that is one Gisella here, and another very real part of Gisella is as an object with a fat fucking arse.
But since its impossible to be a 10 and people do have different tastes the number system is not and can never be accurate.

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its 8pm

Shouldn't have sent /pol/ to slaughter those moozies mate tbph

when is that shit getting removed?

HOWZIT MY CHINA

England or saffas lads?

Only way to make your shithole relevant tbqh

A 10 is just a 9 who meets someone's personal preference

TWO!?

No need to be a dick m8

please post more often

>aussies consider that to be a fat arse
kek you'd be tripping if you visited rio de janeiro in summer

Okes are BACK

oppad spar toe vir snacks wat wil jy he?

Snacking on some popcorn m8 thanks for asking.

Gruip maar biltong en spring by tops in en koop 'n kas bier tjom.

ask this cunt to post more often and he starts posting in fucking gibberish

over sized bums are weird anyway

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finna boutta dab on this nigga if he doesnt start speaking english

yes cricket

I really love the New Zealand national anthem.

vocaroo.com/i/s0xc3o1IBh8b

how long until the aussie gubmunt unbans spee?

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>fat poice of sheet
Kek

handball

Don't worry, will keep the kitchen dutch to myself for now.

the government didn't do it our biggest internet providers did for goodboy points

based

Anzel Jooste

M8 you sound like a toad that smokes 20 a day

how you gonna call me fat when you have the voice of a fat fucking cunt yourself. nigga was out of breath trying to compete that one sentence

57 minutes until cwc

Nice

ive decided

im rooting for New Zealand

Do as you please. It'll be a cold day in hell when snivelling poms dictate cric.

>bandwagoning the best team
plastic wanker.

who am i supposed to root for?

You know what, fuck it, me too

Sucks being saffer boys, not only do we suck dick at ODI, but god dammit we are prob the worst chokers in the history of this sport.

>paid $35 for a sling tv subscription to watch this shit every morning at 5am
The state of me

>tfw you could heem every kiwi in this thread in a row

id say we are, or india desu

Bit concerned at all this posting just for kiwi (You)s lads. Disturbing trend.

VERY important match tonight m8. We'll see who's who. Best of luck. Fuck England.

England doesn’t choke cause you lads barely ever even make it to the top 4 :/

You couldn't even heem my shoelaces m7+1

This pommy tryhard couldn't heem his way out of damp paper bag

my /cric/ family

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Thanks friend. Any southern hemisphere side will do IMO.

filtered

I think they missed us lol

SH greatest H

kek

You make a good case, I shall do this also

the incel pedo richo

richGOD can you get zachy b out of this general only your autism can overpower his we are all on our knees begging you to save us

Where my SH/cric/ boys at

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I've decided that I'm rooting New Zealand women (female).

2>1 (and who is 0? need more of a pic of her)

Made me think.
Count me in.

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here m8

Root for your impending death you fat fuck

not going anywhere, stop being a suck up job to SH it’s really cringe, especially as it’s the World Cup

why did aussie get all the lookers

Based

but we depend on his intellect

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quick prove to me you aren't a world cup blowy

Root my ass

Reporting in.

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Just got here for the WC now what

Am sick with the flu lads

just heading down to mission bay for a quick dip before the game, you lads need anything?

south africa will want to bowl first here you would think

Literally never posted on /cric/ until this world cup.

So does anyone want to make a new thread or not ffs

same tb h

Some creepshots cheers mate

lotta freshy bs in the house TONIGHT

Just use this one until it gets archived. We don't need those freshies who only browse the front page

Honestly just wish there was a way to go straight to /cric/ without having to go through Yea Forums at all.

just found out about this website as i was searching for cricket world cup discussion. Hello everyone

been goin around

if i can get a (You) I bet I could make it go away

OYE

Wish this curry would stop sucking off warne and get off the screen already

>freshies don't know i invented /cric/
well now you do.

Match thread

looking forward to another world cup trophy tttt

feels good being the best

Got your P60 ready lah?

Lmao jannies btfo /cric/

never lol
based unilateral bans without the government telling them to do shit. very dystopian the more you think about it