SD @ NYY - Pitching Duel Edition

I didn't even want to make it, I had to do it 2 outs into the top of the first cus no one else did. Usually Meredith Marakovitz poster makes it.

I was told this kid was an ace. Is this what the NL calls an ace?

Hes good at striking out pitchers

IT REQUIRES STRATEGY YOU UNCULTURED AL-ITE

Maybe that nigga finally had a heart attack that kind of autism just doesnt forget

he misses maybe 5-10 games a season

>all brown kids
>the state of jew york

its kids from the Bronx. They aren't shipping in the kids whose parents take the LIRR in from their $500k home on the south shore into work every day

Voit about to hit another dinger

oh Paxton owns ya

He is due for a no hitter

they won't let him go a full 9 innings after his IL stint

>*looks at hit column for the dads*
well thats interesting.

nope, very alive but missed everything. son has a cold and i'm not feeling well. this is all, peace out.

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LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>padres
>machado
>padcock

LAUGHS IN PAXTON

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Godspeed meredith poster

my husky/lab mutt is beating up on my italian greyhound. should I intervene or just watch

Machado is such a dumb swag fag

>muh chaddies
what a difference a day makes. bring on that 8th series win in a row

Seriously why do others teams and fans waste their time and money when playing us when no one can beat us? The season is over. 28 is ours

>.414 with RISP
now if only the red headed swag fag could catch a fly ball

spoken into existence, let's go

Dude this game's over. Padres cant hit for shit

>taking away the no-hitter with that abomination of an error
in no universe is that a hit

still gonna shut them out

Is Manny Machado an offseason FA bust? He gets hundreds of millions of dollars and performed like shit so far.

>shutting out the padres
yeah that's like shutting out a little league team
There hasn't been a yankee no-no since 1998. I desperately want to see one.

yes he is overrated. He's certainly talented and deserved a big contract, but not $300m

>Gio urshelas ops is .840 and machimpos is only .785
OH NO NO NO

>Adam Warren revenge game

Yanks fans are pure cancer man

He's 2% into his tenure here you braindead bankees fan. He also adds more alure to potential free agents down the road when we are contending

>WWII PFC doesnt take off his cap for god bless america
thats why that old nigga never got promoted beyond PFC

>calling someone a bankees fan when your team signed one of the most expensive free agents of all time
lmao. also he's more than 3% of the way through his contract you fucking retard.

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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

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he is a based old man who is just now realizing the good guys lost

>damn I wish the nazis won

But the good guys did win.

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GLEEEEBS

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GLEYDAY!
yankee haters btfo

Warren is a fucking fat stain on our league leading NL Bullpen numbers

he's our sloppy seconds. that's the best you're going to get. eat shit

dude's garbage but then again we have the best Closer in the league, and a perennial based setup man in Stanmen. Just need to purge the fat, so to speak

t. 56%

I resent the 56% meme. I'm 100% white.

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Fuck this fucking bullshit
The Padres have dominated the Yankees today, yet they’re losing 7-0. What the fuck. How mlb let’s a ballpark be that small is a fucking joke. Fuck the Yankees and fuck yankee stadium.

lol you faggots werent crying yesterday

YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

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