Final group stage games edition.
>Today
Italy vs Japan
Ecuador vs Mexico
Senegal vs Poland
Colombia vs Tahiti
>Thursday
Norway vs Honduras
New Zealand vs Uruguay
Nigeria vs Ukraine
USA vs Qatar
>Friday
Mali vs France
Saudi Arabia vs Panama
South Africa vs Portugal
South Korea vs Argentina
Who are the most promising zoomers in this tournament?
ngubu
Current standings
Alex Mendez for >us
gaich and barco
The biggest one of Argentina is probably Ezequiel Barco, it seems Arsenal or Benfica want him. He plays in the MLS and was sold there for 15 millions, has been our best player so far and already has like 3 years of experience as a starter in first division football (even if MLS isn't that great)
3 years ago when he was very young, he won Copa Sudamericana beating Fluminense in the final (Paqueta from Milan was in that Fluminense team)
The second best player has been Adolfo Gaich, who is a big heavy 1.90 tank 9 like Julio Cruz, I don't know if he is really good because he hasnt played much in first division. Perhaps playing against teens is making him look better than he already is.
Ferreira, who didnt play against Portugal, is the second best one I think. He is one of the few who has had many first division matches, and he scores a lot for a midfielder. He is a specialist in blooters and free kicks.
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOOO
>Memexico
who can stop us?
who's looked like the best team so far? france? argentina?
PINCHE VAR DE MIERDA
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>Mexishits
u20 matchs are actually fun to watch desu
>mexico
>la generación dorada de méxico
That was an obvious goal but I hate Mexico so all in all I'd say justice was done
Who's that kokujin playing for Japan?
Sneed
France
#19 Mexico is cute t b h
Is Okinawan?
Fuck this semen slurping sport
apparently Nigerian-Japanese
YES
MOTHER FUCKING YELLOW FOR DIVING
THE WAY IS SHOULD BE
Figueroa REALLY likes to turn around with the ball
New Zealand will beat Uruguay
B-but muh U17 !!!!111
good for them
LA LATA
> Mehico
>losing to Tahiti alraedy
>pito
Puto cucho
Gaich is shit but he's manhandling all the manlets in this competition. Once he has to deal with 195cm defenders he'll disappear
>Imagine being called cucho
say what?
Now I feel bad for Tahiti, poor lads
>3 goals in 5 minutes
Jesus Christ Colombia, take it easy
both South Africa and Portugal were very physical teams rich in ngubus.
I don't think he is amazing, but he could have a career like Llorente or Morata perhaps.
CHI
nah, Gaitch has no tecnique at all, the giy is the white Emile Heskey; that being said Barco is the real deal, and you have a couple of interesting players
guy*
you choking on his cock now, are you?
Where the heck are we?
Wow and he only wasted 6 tries.
lo cantaste
>no finishing fc
learning from our seniors team, i see
Culombia bullying poor Tahiti
> argentina
> white
anything is white to us, blacks
For me it's Japab
for me it's AMERICA
l-let's go faggots!
Is Kekuador ded?
De La Vega is the silent worker.
youtube.com
>inb4 no tiene gas, no tiene luz
> 4 out of 6 third placed teams go through
> one of them already is going to end up with three points at best
They are safe so far, they only need one team to choke in order to be completely safe (like Panama, or even one of the 2nd placed teams with 3pts)
>mfw Colombia wins the wc
Our defense has no ngubus. Florentino and Gedson are midfielders.
This semen slurping sport is not for me
can we pour one out for tahiti
>USA, Nigeria and Ukraine will all finish with 6pts if USA and Nigeria both win tomorrow
Are we literally the only ones without black players? Even Japan and Italy have blacks now
Sure, they deserve it more than Mexico.
Bacteria and Barriaga 2
We're gonna get the win against Qatar and then Nigeria and Ukraine will settle for a draw so we should get second in the group.
All 3 are gonna play to straight up win to avoid France.
Isn’t Barco like 5’4”
He looked pretty great against Portugal and his first goal is a pretty hard one to get in.
The second, even though it was offside, was also bretty good
Pls win
user I....
>Poland
>match starts in 1 bong
send el braian and frens yous positive energy
emmm....
>New Zealand
Faster
That gotta hurt RIP
Cam on Norway
I actually feel bad for Honduras. Jesus Christ at least Panama stood up to France
Imagine being a brown shithole and also being shit at sports and get dabbed on by rich crackers...
Shit I almost forgot about the game
Håland is gonna score like five goals this match and we'll still be eliminated
Honduras needs to say "fuck it" and start playing murderball concacaf-style
He had a goal cancelled because of var and he still scores another. Honduras getting RECOLONIZED by Chad Norwegians
>the chad tero vs the virgin kiwi
these new sea landers are scared as fuck
>concacaf murderball
you keep repeating this on every thread, conmebol is the true home of murderball
If you win by 4 it should be enough to squeek by as a 3rd place team
it has begun
We're getting the dick here please save us
For some reason am reading the comments here instead of watching the match, how is it going?
I can't be arsed to abandon my bedroom for watching it
Watch it vera+ fag
>scroll over to another tab
>norway colonizing honduras
I thought this wasn't eu4, what the fug
lol Honduras hasn't scored in 3 matches. Not even once.
*team scores *
DUUUUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUUUUH DUUUH
>4-0
you are in snownigger
>how is it going?
low test match
NZ parks the bus and >we can't score
Bell is my rock
At least Mexico won't be the worst conCACAf team.
We're hardly parking the bus, your final product just blows ass
Based Darwin
Oh nono! Look at this dude
DARKWING NUÑEZ
DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN
Okay, watching it on vera+
Won't be pleased until oceania is painted sky blue though
vamo lo pibe que no ni nooo
>8 players packed in the area
>not parking the bus
CAM ON AUSTRALIA JR
four goals in one half by the lad
SOON
Based snowniggers
Unlocked by Ole.
Is this World Cup popular in your country?
I saw it for the first time today.
Honduras has a -12 goal difference and has even scored once
>the rangeban has arrived
thanks hiro
It's only popular with me because I'm a CHI
Darwin now does somethng now that we have a decent midfield.
People here are like texans from small towns, their main entertainment is to watch kids play irrelevant tournaments
>The Hacker of Honduras
Jesus christ Norway, stop it
>Ukraine beats Niggeria
>Saudi Arabia either beats Panama or the match ends in a draw
>Argentina Beats South Korea
All of these are expectable results. With a +2 in gd your odds are good
HAHAHAHAHA NOT EVEN A MINUTE
Not even Tahiti took this many goals this quickly. Yikes.
we need to win by many goals to have a chance, so it's not unfair play
>7-0
you are just being rude at this point
le stat padder man
What the fuck lads...
This looks so bad it just has to be fixed. I can't see a national squad being this bad I just can't fathom it. How do you look at this team and say " this is the best our country has to offer?"
>8 shots on target
>7 goals
>on your ass
Your future isn't looking good
BASED VAR PUT MONEY ON 10-0
>Red card
lol
Isn't looking good is a massive understatement. You'll be lucky to win the uncaf cup
record is 10-1
CAM ON NORWAY
F
por qué Schiacappase no juega?
>fifth
KEK, goodbye Vikangz, at least you again raided someone on Poland like the good old times
CON
CACA
F
porque es puto
there he comes
>getting red car'd when you are at 7-0
>over 5 minutes without scoring
Oh no, white guilt is getting to them
>entro la HELADERA
FUCK
why did you have to ask...
Oh no no no no
>6 goals in one match
shiiiiiiiiet
EIGHT
I
G
H
T
Imagine the smell
>of all the pussy he's gonna get back home
I'm starting to trust in Franco
At some point the Honduran gangbang is going to get boring... any minute now... I guess
No way fag.
I want to see how 2 digits fit in the scoreboard
>8-0
Good God what a slaughter
>Slippacasse
seven goals for the lad
>7th
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stop! They're already dead!
>turn on tv
>8-0
how did they even qualify
There's about 15 minutes left... I don't even want to watch this but am curious how high can it go...
it's coming!!
never seen it myself
You are late, we 9-0 now
>9-0
one more for the record
ONE MORE NORWAY ONE MORE
Record time bros!!!!
now THIS is what I call statpadding
BENULTY
>penalty
I can only imagine how those poor Honduran players are feeling
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
no benuldy
NO ERA
OH NO OH NO
Booooooooo....
not record breaking
that would tie the brasil 10 - 0 Malasya of 97
fuck var
no need for a pen
>10-0
>seven nation army theme
the absolute state of concacaf
WE DID IT REDDIT
>Would
>CONCACAF
10-0 WTF!?
Shook
How did these guys make it to the World Cup?
>haland wins the golden boot
>Lose 2 matches by a 2 goal difference
>End up with higher gd than anyone in the group
People are literally fire bombing the airport right now.
it´s inhuman
Why couldn't Uruguay btfo Honduras this badly?
lmao
The fire rises
Good, Football war 2.0
Civil War edition.
another one for the lad
proofs
JESUS COME ON, STOP
How many of this kids are going to get murdered? I think 2 or 3
Uruguay is the king of jobbers as of the past 70 years
Beating up micro islands
We went easy on them
because >we are /goodguys/
absolutely ebin
HOLY FUCK
nine goals for the lad
Oh my god
Oh wow... what's going on in this game lol?
No goalkeeper?
Holy shit he's won the golden Boot in one game
He just keep on scoring the madlad.
Madman
>11-0nduras
12 (TWELVE)
12
>Becomes top scorer of the whole tournament in 1 match
my sides
I've never seen something even remotely close to what is happening. OMG
What the fuck is going lmao???
Damn bro....
triple hattrick?
WORLD RECORD!
12
12
12
12
12
12
There's extra time kek
Just give the man the fucking cup already
>+5
WTF is this reff thinking???? Sack this dude rn!
TRIPLE HAT TRICK
You're late faggot
This shit is unreal.
>5 minutes
literally why
>9 goals by 1 player in a world Cup match
I thought white men were good, pious and noble.
Unrelated to the game but it probably doesn't help.
a-are we the bad guys?
Seriously you as a reff can not do this to some kids
>5 minutes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is Haland elite?
>ywn score a hat trick hat trick
why even live
>TERMINEN ESO HOMBRE! MAS BARATO POR DOCENA
Based Salvador
Okay I'd suspect match fixing but I'm scared these Honduran lads will get strung up for this crime against football on the pitch today, how is this real lads?
> DAT REDCARD
for me it's the hattrick hattrick
>use one ball
>take home three
It's like those item duplication glitches in videogames
D-did they tricked us?
>my hat tricks have hat tricks
EL BRAIAN!
URUGUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOOOOOOL
Imagine losing this badly, how fucking sad.
PEÑAROLLLLL
What's life like in Honduras?
Also why would this nigga add 5 minutes? lmao
And Norway still won't make it through the group. God damn.
Any decent tournament should not let this reff be in any other match ever again
>The hell of Honduras
>get fucked in the WC in front of millions
>go home
>airport burning
how unlucky can you be. legit feel bad for these kids.
URUGUAY NOMAAAAAA
Look it this way, Halaand is going to win the golden boot. In just one match
It's hell. Worse corruption and crime than Africa
You got Erling Braut Håland, your future NT star.
>In front of millions
I dont think so, probably a few hundred thousand
...
>wont make it
theres no way you arent getting trought in the best 3rds
We've had "future greats" forever, but none has made it big since Carew, Riise, Solskjær, etc. and none of them were huge prodegies to begin with.
Kek
Depends. Its an agricultural country. People in the village live off of cattle, fishing and crops while life in the city is dangerous. There's even residential areas dominated by gangs which I wouldn't recommend going to unless you know someone. And crime is rampant. There's always a chance of getting robbed on the buses and taxis. But, even though it's corny, I still love it
We're about as decent as any other latino country really just not in soccer but then again people cared more about a sex vid filmed at a dennys than the current health and education scandal.
>people cared more about a sex vid filmed at a dennys
Please tell us more
HON12URAS
>current health and education scandal.
w-what happened?
>sex vid
Sauce?
El proceso Coito
ah yes, honizuras, my favorite country
>a sex vid filmed at a dennys than the current health and education scandal.
ok, going on. Explain.
Couple got filmed doing stuff under the table at a dennys, they get doxxed and I think the girl killed herself?
Congress wanted to pass laws that privatize everything.
>No Dest
>No Pomykal
>No Scott
God dammit Tab. At least replace them with good players.
>I think the girl killed herself
kek, like IVECO women, sauce of video.
lavozdegalicia.es
>literally fuck in public
>act surprised when people find out
Wew
>Congress wanted to pass laws that privatize everything.
Ouch. At least it looks like they didn't
They could have literally gone anywhere to fuck but they chose a denny's? Yikes
>this Galaxybrain.png line up
>Only 4 are white
The state of the States
Honduras is shaming The Americas
That pic is so nostalgic
redpill me on this u20 team are we good? any players to watch?
We are a diverse country and it's a beautiful thing
only brown people play soccer
yfw the big ones win the next World Cup
The more the races mix the less diverse it becomes
Mendez, Soto, Richards and Konrad are really good. Dest, Pomykal, Ledezma and Llanez are great as well but they're not starting this game.
Based urgay, we were better with segregation
Riise moved to Monaco at 16, no?
FIIIIIIIGHT
AND
WIIIN
Unironically, the u20 squad could beat the senior squad. Or at least the team they’re taking to the Gold Cup.
You should've passed Soto ffs
I want to see gaich at pro level. I believe he could be the 9 for the actual NT
USA is playing way too passive
Ukraine goal
NGUBUS BTFO
Uruguay is looking quite good and i wasnt even aware they were playing this. I thought they underperformed in the sudamericano.
I guess I was thinking of u17. They shouldn't play both tournaments in the same year desu.
Ecuador is in with these results. Which is not surprising considering there's like at least three different scenarios that would work out for them just today .
congrats norway that was impressive
> san memenzo
> raising good players ever
Norway channelled the wrath of Thor on these Hondurans.
>no substitutes
REEEEEE McKenzie and Servania are so shit
The luck of the next champion bro
This u20 was up there to win the sudamericanao but they choked it. They improved that team with a few players.
The u17 choked big time in the last 3 matches of the sudamericanao including a Messi like pecheada on the last match against Chile.
The game was obviously rigged. On the last goal replay you can clearly see one of the Honduras defenders lifting the offside trap, it looks like it is on purpose. A lot of small details are off.
Not saying Norway wouldn't trash them anyway, but this too much. There must be some sketchy bets around here.
They just dumb. Saw something similar in arg vs southafrica
We already had two in 2005 and 2011, and they all sucked, what can we expect of this generation?
what a pussy how would that be a red LOL
They aren't in. USA tie, Panama Win and Portugal Win and they are out
Time to see if Llanez is a meme
Does it rain every damn day in Poland?
Nigeria was losing when i posted that
Mendez is Spanish for "overhit"
duuudes
just came home from work
WTF happened with Honduras hoooooly shit
You underestimated our idiocy
NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
BLACK'D
Classic Weah goal
that was quality FROM HIM
USA USA
Wouldn't USA face an easier team if they get 3rd place? 2nd plaxe means they face France
>entire usa squad suspended next match becuse of qatari pussies
Can confirm it. It has been raining for the last three weeks on a daily base.
Btw why USA can't just win Quatar?
>abdulrasheed umaru
Look at score retard
Fox Sports 2, a special sports tier cable channel, is showing this match live in USA in standard def only. There is one announcer only. Some scratchy voices English bloke.
Why not hire some Yea Forumsartan warrior to do the color commentary? Lots of you would do well.
NO ERA
VAR was a mistake. Just play the fucking game
oh babby you know it -_-
Like a minute late lel
>mendez
>mendez
>mendez
when will they learn
CHI
USA-Qatar VAR was the worst I've ever seen. FS2 always tried to avoid VAR reviews. USA deserved the win because their first goal was well done BUT VAR was there to help them. You can't fight me about it.
el brian es quemar
Does this mean that Norway goes through to the next round? I hope they don’t only because it would hilarious if the golden boot winner got it from one game
They are currently the worst 3rd placed team out of the ones that have played all their matches, so they need the two 3rd placed teams from tomorrow to rank worse.
> Mali vs France
Irrelevant
> Panama vs Saudi Arabia
If Panama wins, Norway is out
> Portugal vs Sudafrica
> South Korea vs Argentina
Portugal and/or South Korea have to lose. Otherwise, Norway is out.
Reminder England would have coasted this tournament if they bothered to qualify
Gotcha thank you
Qatar had VAR on their side and still lost to the yanks? Fucking hell, AFC is the worst confederation
>If Panama wins vs Saudi Arabia then they have 4pts and cuck Norway out of advancing via third place
I don't think it's rigging
Could be players trying to get their manager sacked, but who knows. I heard there's some shady stuff with the Honduran FA (notable missing players in this squad, bad manager, players getting in as favors to members of the FA, etc)
lmfao
Hope Norway advances