”Goooooooooooooooool”

ABABABABABABABA LIUNIL MISSHIIIIIIIII

GOOOOOOOOLAÇOOOOO
FOI ELE
O CRAQUE DA CAMISSA NUMERO NOVE

>*player scores*
>OLALALALA

>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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>basket
>basket
>oh thats a basket
>yawns
>might be more baskets in this yet

>he doesn't listen to the based argentinian commentators
it's ur loss senpai

ray hudson?

English commentators >>>>>>> other European commentators >>> Muslim commentators > South American commentators >>>>>>>>>>>>> North American commentators

>GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL

>GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>game already started
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>goal by the oposition
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>english commentators above anything

>"Renéééééééééééééééééé..."
youtube.com/watch?v=iFgEQ0atB3U

>english comentators

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wot

british commentators are literally the most souless boring commentators

50 years ago it used to be

>Gollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>*autistic passing*
>*goalie goes to shock from hypothermia*
>nyt olisi paikka
>*voice raises 1 dB*
>ja maali

fench people be like

QUEL BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Every goal requires a "GOOOOOOOOOOOL, GOL GOL GOL GOL GOOOOOOOOOOOOL, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" to be soulful
Cringe

I prefer the more insightful approach:
>TOR!
>Da ist das *current score* für *goal scorer's club*
>*waits for replay*
>*rattles down the entire CV of the goalscorer that led to him playing in this match*

here it used to be just like the english today

>goooooooooooolaaaaaaaaassssooooooooooooooooooo, golaso golaso golaso golaso golaso de messssssiiiiiiiiii, goooooooooooooolaaaaaaaasooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Every goal is a celebration
how do you live the fútbol then Mohammed?

>cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo cantalo

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We have comentators like the German ones which I actually prefer over the majority of
>OLIMPIJA IS PRESSING ON AND SO MANY TIMES HAS IT HAPPENEDTHAT THEY SCORED IN THE VERY LAST MINUTE IF THEY SCORE IT WOULD BE HEARTBREAKING FOR *RANDOM SELO* THEY HAVE THE BALL BUT THE GAME IS NOT OVER, THE OTHER TEAM CAN ALSO ATTACK AND WHAT A DRAMATICISM *INSERT MORE RANDOM FALLATIOUS GRAMATICALLY INCORRECT SENTENCES TO THROW AROUND*
>When Olimpija scores say I told you so.

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That was I was going for but this apply for too many french commentary aswell as Seems every goal there's one guy commentating and one guy just screaming

youtube.com/watch?v=lSeUQn_ErRU
youtube.com/watch?v=3VC8eBcNUOY
youtube.com/watch?v=J8aRZnyOZnw

me personally i prefer the commentator drifting to philosophy and politics and forgetting the game all together

>English commentators
wew

>ZAMBOMBAZO, LA METIÓ AHÍ! DONDE LAS ARAÑAS, TEJEN SU NIDO

based lizarazu

>MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI E TOQUE E MESSI E TOQUE E MESSI E TOQUE E MESSI E TOQUE E MESSI E TOQUE E MESSI E TOQUE E MESSI E TOQUE E MESSI E TOQUE E MESSI

GOLAZO AZO AZO AZO AZO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>English commentators
>gives his two pennies that nobody, absolutely no one asked him for

PALOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guys complaining on overly-dramatic commentators, be glad you don't have Stjepan Balog in your country. The guy single handedly ruined the experience of City 4:3 Tottenham.

>GOOOOOOOOOL DO BRASIL
>Monkey noises starts playing

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Official commentators power ranking. This is not debatable.

1. French
*POWERGAP*
2. Dutch
3. English
4. Arabic
*POWERGAP*
5. Eastern Euros, Portuguese, Italians
6. Americans
7. Spics
8. Chinks
9. Germans

deluded, the only commentators that are worse than the english are the americans

Don't mind the long GOOOOOLLLL when it's organic in a very important match but these people do it for every damn goal and it sounds so corny. Why do this

noobs

youtube.com/watch?v=yJZQkEXZvbs

80 years later, still obsessed

>english commentators
>good

Basé et, si j'ose le dire, rouge-pillulé.

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>löikö mörkö sisään :D löikö mörkö sisään :D löikö mörkö sisään :D löikö mörkö sisään :D löikö mörkö sisään :D löikö mörkö sisään :D löikö mörkö sisään :D löikö mörkö sisään :D löikö mörkö sisään :D löikö mörkö sisään :D

youtube.com/watch?v=4PwIcXDnK8c

Must have been while you were kissing him.

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Our commentators are mostly shit. Only Sierd is based.
youtube.com/watch?v=QDpoAQkYcL4

Well I wouldn't know about that

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>watch la liga game with english commentator
>"oh yeah liverpool in the finals is truly special, what do you think about their chances?"
>5 minutes of talk about liverpool
>messi scores
>wow, what an absolutely brilliant goal by lionel
>"well this reminds me of the lampard days at chelsea, you know when...."
>another 5 minutes of talk about chelsea
>piquet does a great save
>"wow stunning clearance from piquet. how does he compare to van dijk?"
>repeat
ffs cant they just shut up and least talk about the game or the league?

Germans are the best. They're quiet most of the instead of spouting garbage no one wants to hear.

the fuck is this comic?

Gotlib. One of the greatest we had.

FFS. I should have known. Try this
twitter.com/klaasha/status/1047822505023553536

for you

unpopular opinion: burger soccer commentators are actually quite good

>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>women commentators

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are there bong women commentators? so far i only know that we are cucked enough for this.

Dieguito a la izjueirda... Dieguito a la derecha... Dieguito Diego Diego Diego

*breaths air*

DIEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

DIEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ARMANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

Yes, and they're fucking terrible screeching harpies.

Muslim commentators are probably the best. They give you more energy than the actual game.

Ha. Started off pretty dull but good take off

based

>GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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big yikes. wish i could laugh at this kek

>TWAT! THAT WAS LIQUID FOOTBALL

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>arabic commentator
>player scores
>ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Holy shit this, everytime

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for me, it's
>[player naaaameee}...
>OH YES HE'S DONE IT
>*crowd noise*

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUAKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>Messi messi messi messi.....gol
>*deep breath*
>gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool de leo messi!

True commentator power rankings

South American>Spanish>french>Arabs>>>>>>>>English>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog shit>>>>>>>American

kek

How do people listen to that shit. Truly for

youtube.com/watch?v=Evz_Hxi96e8

youtube.com/watch?v=ylazv-CJExU

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>Espanish Umórrr

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doesn't even feel like i'm watching football unless i hear english voices commentating the game.

E RETE
IMPORTANTISSIMA LA POSIZIONE DEL GIOCATORE POSIZIONATO A DISTURBO DEL CALCIO D´ANGOLO

>Oh! And there it is! He scores!........
>....
>Sensational
>.....

>tripletripletripletripletripletriple

y va el tercero y va el tercero y gol de River y gol de River

Aint that pedophilia?

Not knowing about my man Ilie Dobre, holder of over 11 world records, including longest goal shout.

Based and Platensepilled

theres nothing more cringey than those spics that shout that shit

Spaniards be like
>GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL

Aaaaaaaaaaagggggggguuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo

I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN!!

SO WATCH IT!!

Actually based

>*high pitch* yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

Mega cringe