How do we fix this shit?>

multiball

all player with jetpacks and flamethrowers

shot clock

would unironically like soccer importing the sinbin/powerplay mechanic from icefight

Going a man up 11-on-11 isn't nearly the advantage it is 6-on-6

adopt hockey offside rules

Lose weight

We can all agree that if there were at least two balls then it would solve a lot of issues

extend the field of play to include an area behind the nets

yellow card of any player = your goalkeeper goes into sinbin for 2 mins.

Land mines and other traps can be placed on the field before the game by each manager.

Multiball obviously

Corporal punishment implemented for diving.

Height minimums, cause fuck manlets.

whenever a player drops on the ground as if he has been shot by a sniper he must wait outside the field for exactly the same time he stopped the game.

Clock running backwards from 90.

Exact clock management officials like NBA

Shot clock

The guy who receives the fault must take the penalty/free kick

Automatic Optic line to determine offside. Get rid of side referees.

Get rid of away goals rule (a goal is a goal is a goal)

Coach is the one who asks for VAR review on dubious calls not the ref. The ref can call it too but must respect the coach wanting a review. Only a couple of challenges allowed per half though.

Shootouts instead of penalties.

Direct yellow card for diving, even if they already have one. Add more stopage time in ot, according to the time wasted. Even in ot. No need for exact clock management, because a game could take like 4-5 hours this way. A tipical NBA game takes like 2,5 hours to end.
No shot clock, what's the point of being the losing team if you don't even want to get the ball? Go out there and press.
I agree with the fault one. That way no one will argue who to take the shot.
Hard to determine offsides automatically, better keep the side refs, use var after the occasion.
Don't agree with the away rule, home games will always be an advantage.
If coaches could ask for var, the game time would be thrown into oblivion. The var comission should be the one deciding, and must be unbiased towards any team.
Shootouts have been tried in mls and it failed hard. Keep penalties.
I'd add stricter referees, and any team that goes to him in groups should be carded for hoarding on him.
Refs must not do their jobs "in the spirit of the game". If it's a red card, it's a red card, if it's a penalty, it's a penalty.
Stop giving major events to shit hole countries that don't have the money to organize it(see Brazil, South Africa) or to do anything with the sport(see Qatar).

>Shot clock
Would be a terrible idea. It's far too difficult to get a good shot off in soccer. This would just result in a lot of terribly off target forced shots from 40 yards out

>Coach is the one who asks for VAR review on dubious calls not the ref. The ref can call it too but must respect the coach wanting a review. Only a couple of challenges allowed per half though.

I hate the coach's challenge minigame. VAR isn't that bad a system. It probably just needs to be handled by a separate official upstairs/off-site like hockey.

>Shootouts instead of penalties

MLS tried this in its early years and it was embarrassing.

The rest of these are gold though

top bit of shit-housery

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>whenever a player drops on the ground as if he has been shot by a sniper he must wait outside the field for exactly the same time he stopped the game.
I think the penalty should be a punishment like in japanese game shows. Maybe a thai kick or having a stag beetle pinch their nose for 2 minutes

Once a team crosses the half-field line, they can't pass or cross back. Basically half court rule in basketball.

Also, ban all Ngubus.

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>flag
>goygle search for '"soccer'"

to page 10 I's go

> Deliberate handball inside the penalty box
Penalty
> Handball without deliberate intent inside the penalty box
Indirect free kick

Wow that was hard, FIFA

Too much semen not enough slurping

All sports should have a based skygod like the AAF had

>put 10 minutes of commercials every 5 minutes
>penalties after every game
here fixed it for you dumb americunts, seriously, just fcking watch your boring baseball, dig deep in meaningless stats and just dont watch soccer if youi're american

Shot clock would work better if it was just a timer to get the ball to the final third.

replace toilets with streets

balls but more of them, at the same time like in pinball when balls just keep on coming out of nowhere, like 5 of them or something and you called term this quintuplet-footballs(/soccer balls, for our american friends) for short. Just an idea like.

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soccer matches are already fixed

*could term this...
sorry got excitied over my idea LOL

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Make the ball oval shaped, allow throwing and carrying it, make it so that a ball carrier is stopped only after they are tackled to the ground and then the team with the ball must reset and restart action from where the tackle occurred, make a goal worth six points and erect a special upright goal that can only be scored by kicking the ball through it, it's worth one point after a goal and three points any other time, also had downs, play clock, defensive coordinator, punting, etc.

I fixed soccer, you're welcome.

Ban all Top 30 teams for anticompetitive agreements and unilateral conduct that monopolizes or attempts to monopolize European football

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