/cyc/ - /giro/

For the guys asking what are we gonna get after poomoulin and jumbo pissma:

>"So, so cold down that descent," Dunne wrote of the Mortirolo. "Poured hot tea all over myself to try to warm up on the valley road to the finish."
>EF Education First's Joe Dombrowski, who finished eighth on the stage, was quick to reply with some advice.
>"Just pee in your shorts, mate," wrote the American, possibly revealing the secret of his success on his way to his top-10 placing.

The absolute state of americans, just piss in your shorts mate.

F

Lmao, typical Amerimutts

What's the weather?
Here's total and absolute wank.

like yesterday

inb4 Shart in Mart

on the final climb is 8°C and light rain, maybe no rain at all

For fuck's sake. What is going on with that shit, seriously.

Shit in South Bavaria

Raining here also.

Should be sunny tomorrow but with +10 m/s winds.

no pls he deserves to win.. slovenia's got 0 wins on giro ;_;

tiz-cycling.live/

Almost summer, rainy and around 10C

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Why is Wiggins dressed as a male teenager.

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sunny and 18 degrees. perfect.

>using gears

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Is this the most /ded/ tour?

Those tizciclying mods sure are power hungry lmao.

can't watch until like 4pm so I'm just checking this thread for any happenings desu

> two wheels
youtu.be/hQRsPIn8HOQ

How's Nibali doing?

can I have a quick rundown on yesterday's stage? I was on a 110km ride so I missed it

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i think not bad but i'm on a 300km ride atm so i'm not sure

Doing a 400km ride so might miss today's stage

>using motor

Just how many asthmatics in pro peloton?

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+27 and sunny here in literal Siberia

What do you see through your window?

A rookie mistake. Should have got a couple of extra puffs.

trees, mostly

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>180km
>cat 3 and 4 climbs
>hardest climb at the beginning of the stage

How is going life in Siberia? Why do you follow Giro? How many people live in your city? Is siberian pussy the masterpussy?

Isn`t Siberia usually a frozen hellhole.

1. Gee, idk, normal, I guess. 2. I like cycling in general, so I enjoy watching road races. 3. Around 700k I think. Maybe 800k. 4. There's a lot of students from other cities (and countries), so a lot of pretty girls too.

During winter, sure.

Its exercised induced asthma. A lot of people have it but never realise because they don't push themselves to the limit on a bike

I've got 100 SEK on Pinot to win the Tour @ 36 times the money

Igor, is it true that russian women all wanna fuck foreign men?

do you ride yourself? i heard russian roads outside of the cities are really bad

Arctic unironically has the best, albeit short, summers.

Roglic and Yates lost even more time. Nibali and Roglic 2min from Carapaz

how is it hotter in fucking siberia than in south canada.

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Yeah, I do. 200-250 km a week on average. Around me roads are alright, so I don't have much problems on road bike. You can find bad roads of course, usually leading to smallish villages. Roads are hard to maintain in such climate after winters. Right now, can't say I have much to complain about.

Doubtful. Maybe if said men are rich.

Back after a walk and shopping tour with my mother.

I hope Nibali&Co also push today, because tomorrow is more or less a rest day. Most of the time they are riding the slope down.

Imagine how tough the Giro will be next yer. The organizers will have to make up for this terrible edition

>cycling in siberia
>accidentally ride into Ozersk
>get shot

Nobody cares, mate.

>Britshit

Shut up

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I care, honestly

Finally someone said it, based.

I do, litlle chance of real attacks. Im going to shave my beard while having tiz in the background

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Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

What are you drinking lads???

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How the hell do you cope with all that freezing weather. Most of the year must be indoors for you fins.

Beer

what type of photo is that? put a bit of effort in Sven

Suco de laranja.

Ozersk isn't in Siberia, mate. It's Ural region. Funny you mention it. I have relatives there, so I visited it couple of times. You cannot accidentally ride into it since there is КПП at entrance.

What's mom cooking for dinner, Bernd?

>not having a dog

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the geographic extent of siberia isn't strictly defined. Chelyabinsk sometimes falls within Siberia, other times not (mostly when you deal with administrative division)

>can't have a dog because and I live in an apartment now and I like dogs too much

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Sorry mate, i'm drunk it's a public holiday tomorrow in sweden

>tfw same

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Was Indurain on roids too?

Oleg, allways redpilled

First time I hear of it. None of the people who live there consider it Siberia. I have quite a lot of relatives from my mother side living in and near Chelyabinsk.

Shoutout to procyclingstats for providing instagram links for cycling slags

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It seems nothing is going to happen today

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Warm water and coffee, later on my sister will bring some nice walnut cakes.

haven't been able to follow the giro this year
did i miss any memes?

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Hell yeah to Jesus going to heaven or whatever

>Lewis Hamilton

Just roglic and yates flopping big time and Wiggins rambling like a drunk grandpa on tv

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Some nice soup (based on beef ribs broth) with various Asian vegetables, then some fried vegetable dish, and chicken wing dish.
Side dish is rice as usual.

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I like how he is taking a piss on Jumbo Pissma and their newbie management.

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Someone will attack on the last climb. It has 4km 8%

Maybe quintana?

They will be in 20.

my bet is on quintana

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ARE YOU READY

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any minute now just you wait

any time now.

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grazie, Juan!

Viviani finally getting EXPOSED
Jumbo-Pissma
>roglic
>yates
Not really a meme heavy year desu

Now I`m hungry

The Nip that finished the prologue outside the timelimit

also
>Poomoulin

On vacation in Joshua Tree National Park, internet isn't strong enough to stream :(

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Winter isn't all that bad. With good clothes being outside isn't a problem unless it's really cold. The shitty time is fall when it's dark, wet, and cold.

how far away from time limit was he?

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>pinot

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what happened to him?

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There was a large crash, not his fault. He got the worst of it, lost 4 minutes and injured his knee so he abandoned.

AG2R
\o/\o/\o/\o/

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BASED

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>no tuna itt

For me, it's John West.

>it's a let's not chase the solo guy out front and then sprint for second place episode
I thought the classics season ended already.

*wins 4th place*

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>Chaves face

Is he gonna collapse at the finish line?

not my favourite episode desu

So pathetic not to attack and try anything at all...

I hate this. I'm still kinda butthurt about Flanders.

based Slovenian fans

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today is the day ag2bros

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bit of a grind

NIBALO TIME

Lopez dead.

>asstana tactics

Carapaz is the leader in the GC with a strong lead but they can't stop talking about Roglic and Nibbles

>LOPEZ
JUST

lol MAL blown up by his own team

>lopez

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MOVISTAR CIVIL WAR

>yates

A G 2 R
G
2
R

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LANDA STRONK

Movistar bossing this giro

he wants that podium finish

>Roglic

He won't make it on the podium at all.

/AG2R/CHADS WW@

>Peters today
>Demare tomorrow

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not a sport

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i don't get it

Nibali and Roglic getting dabbed on.

>Moleman
>Roglitch

>Nibbles

>Nibali

not good enough

Holy fuck CHADAPAZ

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>getting overtaken by Moleman
absolute state of nibali and roglic

Someone needs to tell them that they're not the only 2 contenders, they seem obsessed with eachother

>Yates

Based moleman never dies

They just don't have the legs.

>Carapaz

BEST

there is nothing to get

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I think we can all agree that Giro is ogre today

Mountains are so comfy

That cunt of Landa should have wait for the pink jersey though.

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Movistar got this in the bag

>movistar riders
>waiting for eachother

He was supposed to go first to see if Roglic or Nibali would spend energy to catch him. At the time Carapaz broke away it was so close to finish I doubt it would matter much if Landa waited for him.

>Movistar

Just wait for the return of old fart Valverde and IwillAttacksoon Quintana, they will both drag down the team.

Valverde should just retire already, he just ruins GTs prospects of his teammates.

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN CRASH NOW

Yay aussie in top 10 finish, fuck you america

I will use tomorrow to ride my bike a bit, even if it's rainy.

Friday, Saturday and Sunday gonna be the KINO stages.

>Nibali loosing the giro because he wanted to fuck roglic

kek what an idiot

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With today's stage superman basically secured the white jersey, UK postal BTFO.

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He just didn't have the legs im ho.

>n-no, Primo-kun can't be this handsome!

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Sivakov is 21 tbf

>"The Giro is not finish."
t. roglic before losing yet another seconds

Mongolic Chad

>roglic is a chad
>meanwhile his gf is a landwhale

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Roglic waiting for Facepeace do a Kruijswijk

Make your Top 3 predictions for the end results:

1. R.Carapaz

2. M.Landa

3. V.Nibali

Landa will still get like 2 minutes from roglic on the TT, so it's not gonna be easy to surpass him.

Landa is still 4th and will lose time in the TT

maybe rogla will just drop out

heck, my trainer tire blew up

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Roglic is done, he will make a Yates on Saturday the latest. You think with those heavy legs, he can ride like he did in the first 2 weeks of the Giro?
Landa is starting to have good legs now instead.
Nibali looks tired, depends on whether he can recover enough tomorrow and how much he attacks on Friday and Saturday.

I still doubt Landa can get enough time in the last mountains to stay ahead after the TT. My guess is
1. Carapaz
2. Nibali
3. Roglic

1. Carapaz
2. Nibs
3. Simoni Mohammed

>mfw I missed the Based Peters and Geniez AG2R victories

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only 186 messages in the thread
it truly was a 3-star stage after all

As a real italian, I despise Nibali.

>ineos is trying to sign up Carapaz for the next year

They can't get one of the good guys bros.

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ye I read that too
sucks man

what the heck?
where is he even from, he claims Sicily, but they said Lombardy is his home terrain? TF?

Hrs trying to immigrate, Abdul.

The Brits doing evil again.
They buy up potential competitors for Froome, and G Thomas and make them their lackeys thanks to having the big money.

The poor guys from Middle America won't deny the money.

happy Thibaut Pinot's birthday everyone

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SKÅL

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Who else won't watch the Tour?

Will be totally disappointing, because SKY will simply park the bus.

>ass: a setentrionale

/n/ here. Good thread. Post more pictures and the like

That's normal, he's a whinny crybaby that constantly complains when things aren't going too well.

Seems like my power meter is fucked. Getting absolutely retarded readings. And it's obviously the pedal that has to be used so I can't just disable the broken pedal until I get it fixed

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I dont know this team, who exactly do you mean..?