the lucky roider chads Yoel and Jones vs the unlucky roider virgin tj dillashaw
Austin Bell
>yoel >roider proofs?
Samuel Wright
faber is going to get fucking wrecked by ricky simon, even if he gets lucky and wins who cares you beat a fringy prospect, what the fuck is the point of unretiring for this fight
Would you smoke a blunt with Joe Rogan if you could?
Jeremiah Powell
So the Israel v Silva 5 round war is putting Israel over as a true title contender while the Cannioneer "Fuck that leg" Brazil shaming match was how a fight versus an old spider should realistically go?
he effectively did by saying on his podcast that a bunch of people messaged him the stream for the first ppv on espn+ after he couldn't get the app to work, they probably just looked at his twitter comments and found the reddit
Michael Torres
I find it very hard to believe they didn't know about it
Luis Gomez
I'm sure they knew for a while too but they have to go through reddits legal team im assuming to get a reddit shut down, hard to believe it's a coincidence considering the timeframe of the podcast and the reddit getting shut down that he didn't force their hand
Cowboy is a munster b, but Till is a championship contender fer ser b. He's a drawl.
Parker Allen
So Yoel retires after Costa?
Sebastian Lopez
I check heem like once a week now and it's always shit. For instance, there's not a single quality post in this thread. It's all shitty, recycled memes from social retards who've never have anyone laugh irl. The fuck happened to this place? Was it pol + spammy?
Why was Elias Theodorou, a 16-3 fighter (8-3 in the UFC), who prior to this month had been on a 3 fights winning streak, let go of the organization? For comparison, Eryk Anders is on a 3 fight LOSING streak, including losing to Elias Theodorou, and he hasn't been let go of.
>muh hot prospect Anders tho Elias is younger than Eryk.
Austin Garcia
Can't take that nigga seriously since i Saw his video of RACE and IQ. His video about the syrian war ("whats really going on un syria") is lino though
Jayden Scott
Literally hanging out with the guy who he lets fuck his girlfriend.
Landon Richardson
too white too good looking too advanced for current heemlets
Incidentally, Elias didnt really beat Anders though. It was dodgy judging/
Also, I rewatched Diaz/McGregor 2. Diaz won that fight. Conor got R1 decisively. Diaz got R3 and R5 decisively. R2 and R4 are a toss-up, with Conor starting strong and Diaz ending strong, with Conor in all spending much more time retreating than Diaz. You could give that fight 49-46 to Diaz.
Parker Reed
Aaaaaaah Incestiny noooooooo!
Jayden Stewart
Not really. It's just some third rate supplement company that will declare bankruptcy and Yoel will see relatively little money in the end.
>Hey Yoeeel! Hey there Yoelito, muh man! How's my favorite MW doing?! So we got a great match up for you, buddy. We want you t- >*click* >y-y-yoel? You t-there, champ?
>Yoel Romero wins tainted supplement lawsuit against Gold Star Performance Products, awarded $27000000 in damages Now he has no reason to fight, he's set.
Jonathan Brooks
>>>r/MMA
Aaron Price
Incoming losing streak.
Blake Johnson
>“$27.45 million is the total Yoel was awarded — $3 million for lost wages, $3 million for reputable harm, $3 million for emotional damage ... multiplied that times three for the state of New Jersey ‘Consumer Fraud Act.’”
So basically they calculate his wage as being $3 million per year, meaning he got 9 years worth of wages. He won't fight again, I think.
Dominic Johnson
Legit happy for /ourboi/. He got the retirement money he actually deserves. Fuck the ufc
Angel Turner
It's cute that you think he'll see a dime of that money lol
Nolan James
Even if he gets half of it he's still set
Connor Lewis
It's some sketchy, backwater supplement company. They're going to declare bankruptcy and draw out appellate litigation for years before they cough up a single cent. Yoel may see like 500k at the end of the day.
Thomas Brooks
>It's some sketchy, backwater supplement company. Apparently they didn't even hire an attorney, so they are either just a warehouse with a website, or already are closing down shop.
Anthony Johnson
People still meme about Testostereem because he popped once in 2012. Yoel won't get paid but that's not the point
Jacob Ross
200 iq move by Masvidal to compromise Till's movement early. Much more effective than leg strikes.
Jack Cooper
Why was he even taking supplements from that sketchy company. I mean was he taking some test booster or something and is mad is actually worked? Why would a ufc athlete take a supplement from a small unknown company? Seems pretty obvious he was juicing to me and used this as a fall back.
Brody Bennett
He popped 7 years ago so I find it hard to believe there was minimal litigation. Maybe he only filed action recently but that'd be odd timing.
Cameron Collins
This was before the UFC, he didn't have cash then.
the big hairy guy better be banging one of those girls.
Luis Parker
Do you think your father is proud you’re his son? You should show him that post.
Aiden Green
Eryk is a company man it seems. He fights the people the ufc wants him to fight, and it’s never boring.
Cooper Murphy
Oh for sure 47 year old Romero was a huge drawl and the company is dead without him
Christopher Smith
Which race is p4p most powerful, Black Cubans, Central Africans, Cornfed Whites, or Dagestanis?
Tyler Jones
So he popped in the Olympics then? It's not like their supplements are even cheap I went on there website and they're the same price as any other company. If it was before the ufc how did he pop?
Yoel missed weight and made Whittaker's last title fight an non-defense. I don't think he cares if Yoel fights again or not, especially since he's playing hardball with Conor. The espn deal let's them operate without having to make drawls.
Robert Cook
no
Dominic Barnes
Nevermind, I misread the article. It is for the 2016 six months suspension from USADA. I thought they are talking about a 2012 thing.
Entirely my mistake, he was already a star back them, it was after his fight against Jacare.
Juan Wright
Latinos are p4p the best combat race obviously. Prevalant in all combat sports.
he was set to fight Luke (champion) but then popped and bisping went in
Austin Morgan
>be cuban (no foge jesoos & all that stuff) >roid the living fuck out of wraslin program & scumiest gym in MMA >get some for free from safe suppliment (or worse, find their contaminated batch to cover your ass) >sue for unrealistic sums >win The absolute state of USA. Those guys who lost lawsuit must be in shock. "Yeah, this is the natty guy whose career you ruined. Got a problem with that? Didn't you hear the expert, Joe Rogan, tell judge how it's perfectly natural for venes to be trying to rip the skin and get out of the body? ESPECIALLY AT 40+! Sir, plz stop embarrasing yourself, you have a month to pay 25 bazillion dollaroos to this poor man"
homeboy on the left's eyes are facing two totally different directions
Bentley Morales
Nah. They're facing the same direction, but different intensity. Also, jesus, they're not even the most powerful "race" in the region, LMAO. They're not even in the top half in terms of influence in SE Asia.
Parker Perry
I only just realised that "You'd be Surprised" is (presumably) a reference to the converdation where Rogan tells Schaub he can't fight.
Cooper Price
fürsüre B... t. dated a swede chick with a bbc fetish
William Foster
Holy shit, I thought people were memeing about poorfags being buttblasted because Based schaub shut down their illegal streams but now it is popping up on my twitter feed
Landon Cruz
Like him or love him, you’ve gotta respect how he has made himself a key figure in mma.
god my uncle uses tons of that shit, i live pretty close to sweden so he has me go for snus runs across the border because it's cheaper there. he pays though.
Jose Torres
>tfw Cejudo is going to be the first champ to literally clear his division Manlets are truly the most powerful race
Alexander Morris
Idemo novake
Benjamin Ramirez
But its Dana clearing his division, not him. Using a similar logic, Cyborg cleaned up hers, because she had to take challengers from the lower weight class, there was nobody left to fight.
Until someone explains to Yoel the US justice system and how he'll probably never see anything close to that amount. Then he'll get super angry. Do you remember "motivated BJ Penn" now imagine a never before seen motivated Yoel Romero.
Austin Fisher
*double legs you* *lays on you for 15 minutes* heh,nothin personnel kid
He should've also said >Wake up, Tyrone That nigger looked so sleepy. Why did he do nothing all fight?
Joshua Russell
That's kinda old news, Thijs.
Did you guys invented this tanline meme? I mean some countries have sub culture that fetishes tans like ganguro japs, but nothing like fucking Brasilians and tanlines. You guys are so into that.
Henry Turner
The showtime kick was an inside job
Landon Gomez
Let’s make a definitive list of people who could beat Khabum >Tony >GSP >Ortega >Ryan Hall >Gillespie
Jaxon Martinez
He was an absolute unit. Just in awe of the size of the lad.
Landon Ward
Same reason he looked lost against rory, tyron can't adapt for shit
you fucks thought Canor cold beat him too. Nobody can stop him because he's the best that there's ever been
Cooper Nguyen
Woodley low-key robotrips a lot and can only wake up for obvious counters, but since he sees everything slowed down the window for counter can be very small leading to a small margin of error for his opponent.
>goob >Al >RDA Khabib's list keeps growing so you can go ahead and stop pretending that anyone is going to beat him
Noah Lewis
Call me crazy but I'm thinking Lee wins the rematch
Zachary Allen
>Conor His foot was broken >Al Overrated bum that never should have been near the top 5 >RDA 155 RDA was a can, completely different fighter than 170 RDA
Brandon Torres
Conor vs Khabib was almost a year ago yet everyone still talking about those 2
Best welterweight resume on the planet. Imagine thinking Tyrone would stand a chance. >inb4 serra Fighting back from one of the worst moments in your life, to come back stronger. Define his career and has remained undefeated for more than a decade.
Thats a journalist from Russia, her name is olga buzova. Pretty sure its not his wife
Anthony Cook
PeeSpee got brutalized by a bare knuckle fighting can.
Angel Rogers
Seething Tonysexuals
Andrew Wood
brapped into the shadowrealm
Christopher Campbell
There are rumors that she has a face but nobody has been able to substantiate it yet. Lmao I remember when /heem/ used to argue with me that had to be his wife because “a devoted Muslim wouldn’t take a picture with a random girl” lmao
Carson Hall
>Implying Khabib even makes the weight
Jonathan Taylor
>implying he'd let her expose her hair >implying he'd let her wear makeup >implying he'd let her leave the house
Henry Hall
Khabib would be successful at WW but not as dominant obviously, LW division is just too weak, theres plenty of cans at welterweight too khabob can handle ez, but the likes of covington and usman would give him a run for his money
Wtf I go look up a movie recommendation from Zane Simon and it says it is noted for its “scatology”. Wtf... is Zane the spammer?
Colton Myers
If LW is too weak, Colbingbum and Poosman can always go down and become (double) champs. I mean, Khabib is as big as they are, I'm sure they can make weight just like he does.
>be undefeated >crush eery can they throw at you >be called a bum I think the only thing that would make /heem/ seethe harder would be if he was a nigger
It's a good card man. Gus, Smith, Oez, Latifi, Manuwa, Rakic.
Remember, any of you, when Schaub told Rogan that he had a bad feeling that things were going to kick off at the Conor/Khabib event. He literally predicted it. Sure they disliked each other but no one thought it would reach the level of a post-fight riot. No one except Mystic Schaub. My boy Brendan Schaub (shout out to Brendan Schaub) guessed that and Joe didn't believe it. Schaub was like "Bro I'm glad I'm not going to that event because I think things will kick off man". And Joe was like "NReally? Nah man it'll be fine!/" Joe didn't think it would happen man! But you know who did? Holla at ya right here Brendan Schaub Big Brown.
More importantly. If I were ever training with Valentina, do you know what I'd do? I'd sneak in some laxatievs into her drink before we start rolling. And then, whilst we're training, I let her pass my guard and t-off on me with some viscious ground and pound when - WOOPS, BRRAAAAAAAAAAP! IT AALL COMES OUT! I fucking squeeze her into me and just squeeze that shit out and try to stick my knee in her fucking ass to feel it. I act like I'm shocked when I realise what has happened but really I am diamonds. Or I do someting with her food and make her puke on me. But it has to be either shit or puke.
Fighters that you know for sure lurk/post on /heem/
>Schaub >Chael >Askren >Colby
Any others?
Brayden Bailey
>More importantly. If I were ever training with Valentina, do you know what I'd do? I'd sneak in some laxatievs into her drink before we start rolling. And then, whilst we're training, I let her pass my guard and t-off on me with some viscious ground and pound when - WOOPS, BRRAAAAAAAAAAP! IT AALL COMES OUT! I fucking squeeze her into me and just squeeze that shit out and try to stick my knee in her fucking ass to feel it. I act like I'm shocked when I realise what has happened but really I am diamonds. Or I do someting with her food and make her puke on me. But it has to be either shit or puke.
He eyepoked the guys by accident. He does that strange thing where he tries to catch the opponent's head to with one hand hit it with the other like it's a drunk brawl
Wyatt Brooks
he would've exposed khabib had he not lost all these fights
>mfw I hear a CIShit saying comedy needs to be funny Also who's you're favorite ex-professional UFC fighter who went on to become an A-lister comedian, fashion expert, entrepreneur, pod caster, and TV presenter?
unironically what did people think kevin pee had to offer for khabib? he's gonna stop his takedowns with his munster wrestling? and then what?? box him up with his """""elite""""" striking? and what does he do when he inevitably gasses and gets mounted anyway?? what a joke
Dylan Evans
I invented Kevin Pee. If you’re going to use it you have to send me 5 heemcoins to my 4channel account.
Christian Price
The human body is 75% water, word on the street is - kevin lee is 75% pure piss
Isaiah Watson
How come fighters never die like zyzz did? especially pre-USADA, and particularly the juicy 185/205ers who sauna'd to make weight? God must have really wanted those aesthetics by his side
>If she just keeps that submission locked up a slam won't do any real damage My favorite part was them back tracking afterward to explain why they were wrong after having said maybe 5 times or so and through 2 previous slams that holding the arm lock would prevent her from getting hurt.
Gabriel Rogers
She obviously didn't keep the submission locked up, you dunce. She lost grip of the arm, which is why she got dumped on her shit.
Go watch a clip of it. She had her arm and only lost it once she was slammed, which according to the commentators shouldn't have happened since having the arm grabbed would prevent Andrade from slamming her hard enough to do any damage. Come back when you're more educated.
Tyler Richardson
>Literally bribing people for positive reviews Will schlub ever recover?
Lucas Wood
oh no no no no
Logan Bennett
>G-Go watch a clip of it!!! I swear I'm not lying!!!! Lmao grow up you lame dork
Gavin Carter
Is it getting bad reviews?
Logan Ross
/heem/ should start write jokes and send them to schaub
Charles Lopez
like BRO I went to the store today to buy some sausage right and the lady at the counter she said, haha nice to MEET you! She was PUERTO RICAN
Lee would beat Khabib, he just had a terrible approach for RDA thinking he could do exactly what colby did. Problem is RDA expected that and worked his ass off to prevent it. Lee had some successful striking which shocks me why he didn't continue with that
Why was Schaub on Rogan pretending he didn't know anything about the reviews his stand up is receiving even though it's obvious that he's checked them out and even let it slip on one of his podcasts if I recall. Also why won't Joe just be honest with him again and tell him he wasn't ready and he shit the bed for his first big chance.
>The HW division is weak. I'm back for a reason >*retires*
Justin Stewart
Cowboy WILL crack Ferguson and tko him
Prove me wrong
Ethan Evans
Tony eats crack for breakfast
Ayden Collins
I would guess bodybuilders use more steroids (and more dangerous ones) and that their absolutely horrendous cardiovascular system does them in.
Luke Morris
They juice far more, do no cardio, and their lifestyles are even shittier
Jace Green
hahaha wtf who knew Theo Von was on multiple seasons on MTV the challenge back in the early 2000s and he did massively better than CM Punk
Jaxson Young
It's a great fight. It's difficult getting TFerg a worthy fight because we all know he's the worthy title shot fight yet he's been out for a while. But Cowboy brings good viewing numbers and he is unironically on a tear at the moment so that beating him actually means something.
Tyler Hernandez
Everybody cracks Tony, but then he just doubles down on the meme shit. Cowboy has less heart than Kevin Lee. Cowboy will give up as soon as Tony throwing the spinning shit.
Thomas Gray
>colby on anime board nigga plz
Jacob Carter
>and that their absolutely horrendous cardiovascular system does them in. Interesting point.
Cooper Hernandez
If I went on Fighter and kid podcast I would ask if they were secretly gay lovers and imply Brendan sucks dick. Would be pretty funny no?
Yeah I'm aware of the heart-growth common in bodybuilders The biggest bodybuilders, like Kovacs, had/have health trouble because their heart just can't handle such a big body, I think.
Jack Gutierrez
Yeah. Fab is a goat host
Logan Martinez
His handlers put him under a trance just before the fight
Jon's early championship run was heeming legend after legend
Can't think of any others. Peak Conor is a beast for sure
Hudson Watson
I remember when I first saw the pennington nudes
Hunter Lee
He came second in the actual competition/pageant/whatever I think. Lets hope he has actually learned some boxing in those amateur bouts in the last year.
Jason Scott
Anyone got a spare instagram account for derek?
Landon Myers
I really like a bunch of fights on here. Moicano/KZ of course, Font/Stamann, Bam Bam/Brown, Holland/Di Chirico, Ige/Aguilar might be FOTN, Rozenstruik, Lipski/McCann will be rare WMMA violence, Winn... honestly a solid 6/10 on paper with room for improvement based on results.
*parries your lead hand* *unloads a straight right hand down the middle* *fires a left uppercut to finish you off* Heh, shouldn't have been a southpaw, kid
Jonathan Torres
Stfu cazzie
Isaac White
Delete this post. Now.
Owen Bell
if anyone was wondering, the original post said "*parries your lead hand* *unloads a straight right hand down the middle* *fires a left uppercut to finish you off* Heh, shouldn't have been a southpaw, kid" just thought everyone should know
Joseph Harris
*uses wing chun and filipino boxing to stun you*
*donkey guards you into submission*
Christopher Peterson
Make me, fuccboi.
Daniel Phillips
*utilizes the Rothwellian Foreman-Shavers high guard as analyzed by Jack Slack*
Wyatt Jones
I don't make monkeys, I train em
Jonathan Morgan
Wrong
William Perry
Oh no no no hahahahahhahaha you're retarded nice try though faggot. If you come at the king you'd best not miss.
Colton Cox
Did they run out of arms in his size?
Aiden Foster
*charges chalkra with kung fu* *makes you miss with aikido* *heems you with krav maga modified capoeira kicks* *invents toilet till*
Gavin Gonzalez
Historical revisionists will never win. You will never silence me
Adrian Kelly
Large Marge sent me.
Elijah Allen
Zyzz was fucking weak. He needed a lot of juice to get to half the size of a natty bodybuilder.
It’s ok. She’ll refuse her next opponent and be stripped of her victory.
Cameron Rivera
ladd is going to make de rundumbo wish she was fighting guyborg with the ass beating shes going to get it
Connor Martin
youtube.com/watch?v=yJlFE4hndVE what the fuck is dc doing? why doesn't he start a podcast with schaub, i've heard from reliable showbiz source that "big brown" is looking for a new podcast partner who is preferably large and non-white
Jayden Rogers
For me it's Sara Mcmann
Chase Peterson
should be cormier and cruz
Hunter Diaz
her tdd is pretty garbo but she could unironically heem any girl in ufc straight kickboxing
are they serious with this name? talk and talker? why not just call it the champ champ podcast or anything else
Benjamin King
>khabib to germany for health reasons you know why they all go to germany. the privacy laws are insane you go there to dope peds. kobe did for his run with gasol. so did dirk for his run against the heat with his old man team.
would have been an all timer if car san came through
Julian Davis
This is the thread
Liam Cruz
lel
Caleb Reed
>10,000 viewers if lucky
Jordan Thomas
Need some advice lads
Some guy responded to.one of my sisters videos or pictures of herself on facebook with the laughing emoji, do I have to beat him with a hammer or is it a friendly thing between teenagers?
Nicholas Harris
post the video for more context, then i can give you some informed advice
Jose Allen
Just a video of her thanking her best friend for being a good friend
