What would be your signature goal celebration?

I can't believe an american poster made me laugh

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This

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signature celebrations were invented by a flamengo player DEAL WITH IT RACISTS

yea, also the 90% of the murder rates, shut up

No need to celebrate, I'm just doing my job.

I'd go to the nearest uncospicuous and unsuspecting stranger and just straight on punch him in the nape

Fake dab into real dab

undead male /dance

SOUL
SOULLESS

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For me, it’s “The Worm”

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Dab but only 10 times because im modest

So right after i score I run to the crowd, point at them and pretend like i'm holding a rifle and go ratatata at them, and after that maybe make it look like i throw a grenade and close my ears and after that maybe a bazooka shot or two man everyone would laugh so hard

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robot dab

rape a random woman from the stands

As a goalie, my usual reaction to putting a ball in the net was an anguished look to the heavens. Thankfully, I didn't use it that often.

>Thabkfully

>celebrate goal
>other team makes a comeback
>lose game

Shirt over head and do an airplane gesture around the corner flag.

based

celebrate with the supporters
if its a big goal vs a rival rile them up

Take off my shirt and sexually rub my nipples

Came here to post this one

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Perform a tribute to perro caca at midfield and then have my teammates chase me around the pitch as if trying to catch a wild perro

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good look on the grass with football shoes

Crossing myself.

Deport some Mexicans

>no one already posted it
Fuck zoomers.

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run up to one of the cameras and do costanza.jpg

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A Stone Cold stunner to their keeper and beer celebration afterwards.

I'll give em one of those I do when some gangster disses my fly girl

pull up my shirt to reveal another shirt with "pls end my suffering" on it

take off the corner's flag and jerk it off

is he dead

Something like this

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throwin up the signs of my set

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The Alan Shearer

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:3

Poo in loo.

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O.O

Throw an imaginary grenade in the crowd then get on my knees and kiss the ground.

Inb4 >tumblr

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Probably some random shit like what Firmino does
youtube.com/watch?v=9nU1u3Tyx9k

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nothing wrong with tumblr

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isnt this taunting your enemy? why is this not punished by the refs?

If you "support" a team that has women fans, you're obviously a faggot.

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Go to the crowd and make out with a cutie with big titties. Due to the adrenaline,even if she is taken,or has a bf next to her, she would still do it.

Although this is probably not posible in premier league until we kick the fascists (all news sources except Daily Mail) out

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this or the robot

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this shit is triggering me

Cha-Cha slide

spotted the BOOMER

i bet RB Leipzig also triggers you lmao

i just want to smash his face in

>cow eating grass
boring

based
mine would be the awkward Fellaini air punch
>al dancing celebrations need to be yellow carded tbqh

A bunch of different Magical Girl poses just to out me as a weeb and have Yea Forums meme me.

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>tattoo straight outta deviantart
Gay as fuck, greek yogurt slurper.

Whatever happened to these guys?

grab and wave my scoring bonus
BOSS

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>Moonwalks on grass

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>puts on a colombia proxy for a shit joke

cringe but redpilled

Pick up the ball, run towards the handicapped stand, put it down and fucking smash it into a wheelchair vegetable

play dead until the ambulance drives out of the stadium, come back on the pitch half an hour later and do the heart sign

Tyb Cut Inside man