/hoc/ — Stanley Cup Final Edition, Game 2 hype thread

>Missouri
U wot?

epicgames.com/fortnite/forums

Imagine posting pictures of little cartoon girls and expecting anyone to take your opinion about anything seriously.

The wild would bootyblast both of these shit teams 10-0

>what is getting hot at the right time
did you read my post? those 36-win 2012 Kangs were the 8th seed and squeaked in because of the retarded "loser point" system (Calgary had 37 wins and Dallas had 42, but with fewer OTLs).
four fluke series wins over better teams does not a good team make. and half the teams in the league shouldn't have a chance to win a championship.

this is your average fatass retard anime fan

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shant be posting in the other thread

>teams that will miss the playoffs next year
blues

>Why yes, I do only post in threads that do not have anime-related OP's, How did you guess?

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knights
laffs
pens

sens
teds

I could tell by all of the women you’ve had sex with.

finland

>implying the west won't still be in shambles
>implying any shit team with a decent goalie won't make it

>shilling your shitty fucking thread and it was late
Yeah /hoc/ is unbased

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It’s the nuck’s year

If not posting in some faggot stinking weeb isles thread is unbased then I’m the most unbased mother fucker here.

FUCK TAINT POOIS
FUCK ALL OF CANADA SAVE ALBERTA
FUCK THE TEDS
FUCK THE HURRISHITS

GO BRUINS

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and fuck your team also

Canucks v Bruins rematch?

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chara is retiring after he wins the cup and marchand is going to die of alcohol poisoning so no

Is this the hockey thread?

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>none of Vancouver's core remains
>3 guys from Boston left
Rivalry died after 2011

>chara retiring
>bad for the bruins
this isnt 2009

/hoc/ is not for pedos

That girl is 2000 years old m8

4, technically 5. But yeah

When does the Raptor's series start? GARY!!!!!!!

fag

what about "ignore the weebs" don't you understand m8?

fuck off

>refuse to watch nba
feels great lads

LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
HATE gr*ase
HATE india
HATE anime

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE PEYTON ROYCE

who choked hardest in the 2010s? my top three:

1. Boston Bruins lose the SCF in 17 seconds in Game 6 in 2013
2. Vancouver Canucks are shut out 4-0 at home in Game 7 of the 2011 SCF
3. rags

>/hoc/ cant stand anime again
I love reruns

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I don't even know who that is

It’s actually because no one likes you

lmgtfy
also she's some sweaty girldrama chick

We stand side by side against the E*ropoids

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No one likes boston either yet here we are

I like boston

her wrestling gimmick is literally a shitposting aussie from /cric/

is this the thread ?

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yers

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me on the right

just want game 2 already

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Let’s have a offseason /hoc/ meetup in vegas
I’ll bring brownies

just waiting for the offseason at this point

no

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I dont want your /k/ brownies

youtube.com/watch?v=Xlb2_O0gNGI
Why are Oceanics so low in the standings? Aren't they the hosts this year?

HAZE HAZE HAZE HAZE

I’m going to use the offseason to improve myself, lift weights, and make some new spicy memes.

>all that speed
>they still choke
>O'rags

wow its fucking nothing!

why do people keep shilling this? is gravity an athlete?

POCKET SAND

>people
pretty sure it's just one guy

If Blues win tomorrow they win the series

the series isnt over until you lose at home

they lost the series last night

its one game dumbass

I used to jump off boats just like you

blues really arent that good

brehs.....

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>blues arent really good
then why did they win the west?

how do i not sweat so heavily through my back? i go for a short walk around the block and my back is soaked.

It's 17 right now and feels way too hot

If you're wearing two layers or a backpack, thats why

that's normal. just wear an undershirt so it soaks up more of your sweat instead of your shirt

because the field was just as mediocre

so what are we gonna do in the offseason?

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reporter talking to krug in the locker room last night:
>"When you get some distance from that play, skating down the ice without your helmet–smart? skilled? courageous? how do you think you'll remember that play?"
>"I dunno, I'm just glad I got a haircut a few days ago"

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>your kids are ugly
Based marchand

watch boreball and talk about our teams prospects and shit talk trades.

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gaming

>poorontonians mad that other canadian cities won't host a pooptors viewing party
lol

How would you rank the Finals of the 2010s based on nastiness, or how much hatred there was?

#10 2016, Penguins vs Sharks
#9 2015, Blackhawks vs Lightning
#8 2010, Blackhawks vs Flyers
#7 2012, Kings vs Devils
#6 2013, Blackhawks vs Bruins
#5 2018, Capitals vs Golden Knights
#4 2014, Kings vs >rags
#3 2019, Bruins vs Blues
#2 2017, Penguins vs Predators
#1 2011, Bruins vs Canucks

youtu.be/Sco1ZEsDGGY
highlight of the series tbqh

All Kings/Blackhawks series were fucking boring

For me, its the vancouver bombers

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>1 game in and it's already #3
really now?

>west coast and all of alborta is already getting smoked from the forest fires of north alberta
fucking edmongolians probably had some drunk indians start a fire

AHEM
FUCK AARON ROME AND FUCK PK SUBBAN

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This was the logo of the Seattle Americans from 1955-58. If they don't bring it back I'll be very disappointed.

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why does it look like yaranaikas face on it?

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OFFICIAL PRE-NHL SEATTLE HOCKEY TEAM POWER RANKINGS:
1a. Totems
1b. Metropolitans
2. Thunderbirds
3. Bombers
4. Breakers
5. Americans

POWAH GAP

9991. Eskimos

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blackhawks bruins was pretty based with the triple OT game was a great series between two hot teams until Tuuk pooped his pants

yo what's going on niggas

Thunderbirds is the best one because they are a bretty good WHL team

Bruins vs Canucks was the nastiest. Canada has a universal loathing of Boston. Feels good senpai.

they should call themselves the Sea Hawks, with the all important space.

we hate moronto more.

cant wait for shannons draftism

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>with the all important space.
just to piss off the Xehawks (no space) "fans" ?

>Canada has a universal loathing of Boston
Albertans are our bros, simple as

hopefully they include an adjective in their name

not surprising

Xheattle Dickgirls

back from my 3 day vacation lads. jannies are gay and hockey is for whites only

this

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how do you even get banned here? i used to get banned all the time on other boards but only once here this season

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probably by posting racist shit then wondering why you get banned

i talk shit about niggers and trannies all day here and never get so much as a warning

guess your takes arent hot enough

it's a 50/50 roll for me when i got banned for calling kippers a chink. sometimes you get the hammer, sometimes you don't

I posted this in that womens fifa thread from a few days ago lol

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we're going to play d&d dummy

you have to austically ramble off for a while about politics or some other lowiq topic.

K******s is gone so the chance is much lower now

i could never get into that game, and seeing them play it on twitch makes it look like it's just cringy larping

yeah it's the stuff that becomes borderline spam in which case you're just an autistic thread derailer, not a shitposter

good. now can blinkposter fuck off as well?

yeah pretty much this. i don't even care about the word nigger, but when retards like ted think it's hilarious to spam it for an hour straight it gets annoying

>dumb fags naming tripfags
this is what they want you stupid fucking retards

I filter every single one of it's images

don't say that about me
>why would ewe do this

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tripping balls guy is fine, you losers

i hope both teams have fun

what if i dont like the canucks?

then you dont like the canucks

faggot is just waiting for the chance to jump back into the bandwagon

Vancouver should relocate to become Halifax Hals

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Trivia Question: Who were the last two players to be given fighting majors in a Stanley Cup Finals game?

good, we're full

Checked, also last one I can remember is Iggy/Lecavalier

the only one that immediately comes to mind is seidenberg-kesler, has to have been one since then though

youtu.be/Xlb2_O0gNGI
For me it's the green ducks

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Funny how all the Trumpkids said for years that HRC and the Democrats were “warmongers” and would cause war in the middle esst. Now that Trump is literally inches away from war with Iran they’re all gone silent about that hmm?

Yet another thing you “god emperorss” went back on hmm?

I say FUCK any sports that aren't hockey

it wasnt very long but thats the only one i can remember
youtube.com/watch?v=eo-C8mW9A58

he's been "inches from war" since he took office and few dramatic tweets were meant to kick off nuclear hellfire. after 2.5 years not many people are listening to you anymore

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I’d rather a saskachewan team than vegas tbqh

just for the general confusion, yes

Always try to sneak in a thinking session before bed where I think up ways to get pucks deep

So glad tampa fans aren’t here posting their shit sandwiches at least

i like to call it lost wages

For me, it’s just playing our game

>hey Yea Forums we're up 3-0 after the 1st in game 1 vs Columbus!
>Publix tiem xDDD

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>Because Malkin was assessed an instigator penalty in the final 5 minutes of regulation or overtime, he will be required to serve an AUTOMATIC one-game suspension. But Colin Campbell, decided Malkin was not sending a message, and does not deserve to be suspended for Game 3. In Game 3, the Penguins win 4-2; the fourth goal was an empty-netter in the final minute. Other than that, Malkin assisted on ALL THREE goals by Pittsburgh.

youtube.com/watch?v=8uudsm9z1GI

how can anybody even believe for a second that gary wasnt helping the pongs every step of the way?

why is malkin doing well evidence of the nhl helping them? they have no way of knowing how he would perform

wow i'm so sick of hearing about the raptors and how they're canadas team. fuck off you fucking PAJEETS, i will NOT cheer for a pooronto team even if the laffs were the last team in canada

Just looked this up--there were a few at the end of Pens vs Preds game 5 in 2017, but the last two were Yannick Weber and Chris Kunitz at 19:26 of the 3rd.

he should have been suspended (automatically, not a department of player safety decision) for the game but gary and his friends let him play anyway and then he has a big 3 point night.

yes i understand the chain of events but how many points he gets is irrelevant

the wongs btfo the pongs in 2008 and them winning it in 2009 was the booked masterfully by gary maybe the best ever. you never see slow burn redemption story lines like that anymore.

The fact they sharted the bed that bad ruined the whole eastern conference

Also added insult to injury for marrian hossa who was on the losing team TWICE

>62-24
Never forget

>When NHL commissioner Gary Bettman says his head nearly exploded after four officials missed an illegal hand-pass that led directly to an overtime goal in the Western Conference final, then you know officiating has become an issue that needs to be addressed.

wait so if gary didn't make the call, who did?

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his boy bill daly

lads is it autism if i audibly say "BRUH OH NONONONO" whenever a team fucks up during a game im watching alone haha, just asking for a friend, im very based and would never do such thing

>“What I thought was it would be good if I kept my head from exploding,” Bettman said of his reaction to that goal. “I was unhappy. We all were. If you ask the officials on the ice, they weren’t happy. If you asked [director of officiating] Stephen Walkom, he was unhappy. If you asked Colie Campbell and hockey operations, they were unhappy.

>“I know [deputy commissioner Bill Daly] was unhappy. … It was unfortunate to say the least. It was clearly a missed call and it led to a goal. You don’t ever want to see a game decided like that.”

damn everyone was BOILING

Yeah it is, tell your friend to stop being such a big faggot desu.

why did he get special treatment then? the rules are very clear.
>A player who is deemed to be the instigator of an altercation in the final five (5) minutes of regulation time or at any time in overtime, shall be assessed an instigator minor penalty, a major for fighting, a ten minute misconduct and an automatic one-game suspension.
nhl.com/ice/page.htm?id=25010

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You'd be correct. There were five fighting majors assesed in the Finals so far during the 2010s, and three of them were in 2017 between Pittsburgh and Nashville. The others were the aforementioned Seidenberg vs Kesler (BOS vs VAN, 2011) and Brad Marchand vs Andrew Shaw (BOS vs CHI, 2013).

>you never see slow burn redemption story lines like that anymore

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>send players and picks for Hossa and Dupuis and lose the final
>Hossa signs one year deal with Detroit and loses in the final
Gary is a better booker than Vince

because ratings and he was one of the top 5 players, it would be done for any of them

>wins in his 3rd year redemption arc
they need to hire whoever came up with that one

If you were to ask him now I doubt he would give a shit after 3 with Chicago.

>edmongolia
>hoc has besd meemeez

not even close. see: the hossa swerve sent this to another level.

i'm hoping next season we see a laffs vs isles playoffs series. or nucks vs any alberta team

>next year let him win in Chicago
Gary you old dog

Wasn’t washington also down 1-0 after their first game?

>"Gary, This /hoc/ 4channel forum needs to be shut down and wiped out immediately, they cannot expose our plans!"

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ya seething

My nuckies would bootyblast either one of those stinky smelly albertan teams

Whatever name Seattle chooses they will forever be the dickgirls on hoc

Yeah and they BTFO'd the knights four straight after

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ya

based

:(

some teams just don't draw dimes in the playoffs desu, it can make it boring

this

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>yfw spamming >dickgirls when they get btfo

luckily for him gary gave him the strap for all those years of service but he went straight to putting over the relocanes

>tfw spooktober is months away

remember when alborta was smug about beating the nucks in the >preseason but then they couldn't even win in the regular season against a rebuilding team? kek

KEK

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surely that completely unrelated series confirms the blues sweep in 5

This, just a transitional champion to get the belt off babyface Penguins to heel Bruins

will the seattle expansion draw dimes?

we all do

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If they were eco-fascist hippie heels like Bryan then yes

Unlike the laffs the raptors actually are Canada's team... Just like blue hayz

OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEAM POWER RANKINGS

>based
canucks - habs - snes

>okay but weirdos
jets

>okay but can get uppity
flames

>albortions
soilers

>laffs
laffs

DON'T FORGET

Strongly crafted and well put together post

no, cut it out rajeeb

Yes. They’ll have islanders legend micheal dal colle on the first line
No I’m saying that vegas fans also thought they had won the cup right away after beating a team that hasn’t won a final game in their history.

Anyone have the “enlightened /hoc/ poster” copypasta?

Imagine if they hire Mike Futa for some position.

As a seattle lifelong, I wouldn't even be mad.

THIS IS THE LIST

>game 2
>Marchand does diving crosscheck into Binnington's head
>Binny's head snaps back with such force it breaks the sound barrier
>like a bullwhip
>instantly killed
>crowd goes nuts
>marchand and his linemates celebrate like he scored a goal
>no call

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>93031402
>93031441
samefag and gayfag

BOILING albortion

what's the point
just give them the cup

Right so we give it to st.louis after they bounce back from game 1

the most fucked up part is that they'd have to put allen in

nah the flames are extremely based
i am practicing this move

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HC Seattle

So 2006 oilers?

Real Seattle

yeah they could if they took on the sharks again

Don Cherry plays it in slo-mo calling it a good play and yelling "BEAUTY"

Xheattle Dickgirls

>the Seattle Rattles
>fans use rattles instead of cheering

Everyone goes >sssssssss

The Seattle Maple Leaves

this one is the worst by far
every single game is boring as fuck

Nigga it just started

i am from the future
the bruins will sweep in 4

im from the future too
this guy is lying to make the odds skew tremendously then bet on the blues to win
blues sweep in 5

What is lou lamoriello secretly sabotages the shannaplan by getting the laffs to sign tavares, but then he takes marner this year with a cheeky offersheet?

Marko : -DD

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hard as diamonds thinking about tippett unlocking the rebuilt buljubot

Carry me back to Virginia Desu

Epig :DD

mmmmmm yeah i'm thinking based

that's what you said about your last 2 coaches ya simp

watching smackdown lads

how many candy asses have gotten the smackdown laid on them tonight?

>watching a dying show
cringe

smackdown is literally going to soon be on fox, one of the biggest networks in the usa, therefore the world, ya simp
if ya said raw, you might have had a point

Just got back from a 3 day hiking trip in deep rural Minnesota, lads, what have I missed?

>this edrone cope

They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.

I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.

It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.

-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.

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t. aewtist retard
nice t-shirt company ya hotdog eating mark

sure maybe it will get better but right now it's dogshit since it just has the same wrestlers as raw thanks to the wildcard and the writing teams merged so there's no longer any difference

I already miss bob cole...

now this is definitely true.

For me, it’s only watching wrestling during the pay per views and browsing Yea Forums during

they're both boring desu. they need to get rid of the gay pg shit

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

cawdy vs dustin was better than anything e has put out in years

For me, it's the San Jose Sharks and also Ultima 7: The Black Gate + Forge of Virtue

Bruins of Boston

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vegas

gord miller is better

thank goodness all those cucks paid for passes

fuck them

>86

go knights

NOOOOOO HIRO MY TWENTY DOLLARS IS SUPPOSED TO KEEP THIS WEBSITE RUNNING

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God this place is so much better with the R*l*c*n*s gone

>fat
You can literally see him puffing his chest out

Based. Their hick fanbase is unbelievably cringey, they should've stayed in Hartford, and I have no clue why /hoc/ sucked their dicks so much this season.

Nobody was, it's was 2 guys spamming every thread every day for 5 months straight

>down for 3 hours
wew lads

if you lads haven't been watching chernobyl, i'd highly recommend it desu

was considering it. is it on netflix?

Really? There was just so much of it that I find it a little hard to believe it was only a couple samefags. Whichever it was, I'm glad the hill billies have hung their heads in shame like the sunbelters they are

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nope, it's on hbo. it's worth tracking down though.
four episodes have aired, only one more next week.

all they had to do is not attention whore so much, dunno why they insisted on it

guess i'll have to torrent it. there's so many shows i want to get into but at every episode being 40+ hours it's honestly quite a commitment

>rags

bar user reporting in, local degenerates root for blose, hate bombston

bruins tbqfh

they were posting jsut like everybody else, just because people have different styles of posting and refuse to conform to the circlejerk doesn't mean they are "attention whoring", get your shit straight you bully.

And I say that as someone who recognises one of the carolina posters was a almost a copy of buttblasted oilersfan, not showing much postivity and being racist

shut up grease you weirdo

>And I say that as someone who recognises one of the carolina posters was a almost a copy of buttblasted oilersfan, not showing much postivity and being racist
and guess what, /hoc/ hates albortions because of it as well

he actually got mediocre attention, he was part of /hoc/, it was another poster who probably was in reality semi-retarded who got all the hate and he was posting anonymously.

Bruins lads

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go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

>he actually got mediocre attention
the term albortion was literally made because of albortions shitting up /hoc/

>people ITT haven't seen chernobyl

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Blues in 5

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youtube.com/watch?v=10hvPvkte70

>literally only bruins have finns
fuck that ill never bandwagon bruins NO STANLEE BOWL TO FINLAND THIS YEAR

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Will there be a second season?

>rags
>snes
>shorks
>cantpucks
>laffs

friendly reminder to strongly consider suicide

>rooting for the notorious goon team, the St. Louis Blacks
I thought at first that I'd be cool with either team winning because of how long the Blose drought is, until I watched the game on Monday and realized that they play like dirty thugs and might just deserve their hardship.

get the fuck out of my hoc

user, it's not my fault that >your team play much like the people that make up the majority of their city.

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go watch divegrass faggot

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>he's a tranny
figures

Stop projecting, sissy

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lel, it's just that they are trying to not let the Bruins intimidate them

Yeah but your a phoneposter

>attackers get anywhere close to an offensive position
>goalkeeper immediately sits on his knees
>covers 90 % of the net

Is it too advantageous for goalies to default to this position? Would making the nets a bit higher fix this?

Just go top shelf, no reason to increase net size to decrease the difficulty of doing so

that 10% of scoring area is what separates the men from the boys

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based af

>triggered by an accent

he went on another rant this mornin about carolina
they're streaming twitch.tv/thesportshub

Comrade is delusional. Report to infirmary.

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Reminder it was 3-0

OKAY so who else imagined themsleves as goalie but with max payne bullettime?

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grow up

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thinking about going to the flea market

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Heh, I'm thinking this is based

carrots lads. do you eat them?

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gay

arizona would booty wreck both of these shit teams

yes

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i eat small ones for snacks, it's alright.
but damn they go soggy quickly.

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>Bruins

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>carrots
>go soggy

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Why aren't you bandwagoning your missouri bulls like a good cuck?

*wins*

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>C uck fetish

That's gonna be a big Oof from me dawg.

>tripfagging

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Truly a grim existence

>he can see tripnigger posts
step up

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>Hearing that Robert Thomas will not play in Game 2 for the #stlblues.
>Hearing that Robert Thomas will not play in Game 2 for the #stlblues.
>Hearing that Robert Thomas will not play in Game 2 for the #stlblues.

OH NO NO NO NO

Based Torey "If they play for the Blues I'll give their brain a bruise" Krug

This isn't your safe space

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Which Mishka shirt should i get

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it isn't yours either

*invents hockey*

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>spidermanpenguins
>russian moonrunes
>analheim burritos

just get the kings one

so this is the power of old time hockey

Bruins are gonna sweep, aren't they

bruins in 2

go back

nigga what

hockey

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disgusting

Bruins won the series right here

how is this fat manlet even in the nhl. what is his edge??

manlets are the future of hockey thanks to gary

Are you talking about Krug?
He's legitimately one of the best offensive defensemen in the entire league.

His defense is shit, but his offense is elite for a dman. Part of the reason why the Bruins PP is so retarded.

>offensive defensemen

Because he’s a good player you fucking retard

After ONE game is a very bold claim.

based casual

Not so bold knowing the Blose aren't really all that good

>leaves his feet and smothers him
krug would get his shit pushed in by stevens

>5"9"
Y I K E S

>He's legitimately one of the best offensive defensemen in the entire league.
>His defense is shit, but his offense is elite for a dman

so, he's not what you said he is

sizzling hot take my guy

it's literally exactly what i said grease, you fucking illiterate

at least there are no manlets here in /hoc/ 6'3" here what about you lads

the word "offensive" is an adjective. The characteristic is "defenseman". So his primary role is as a defenseman. At which you admitted he isn't good.

Goddamn, when is the next bomb going off?

>a 5'9 manlet bumps into someone
>wow the biggest hit of the entire season
holy shit, the new nhl

I don't use your science fiction measurements, I am 1,92

6'5
i'd destroy krug

hahahhaa that's 5'7 wew lad

piss off grease seriously hope you die soon
illiterate retard

*works lanklet hoc incels*

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pretty tall for a girl

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>t. 5'2"

learn to hockey bawwwstonian

I'm quite certain it's above that

Hello. I need kings memes

So tell me why is there so much hype about this routine bump? So Krug charged him from the opposite side of the rink then jumped in the air like a drama queen to compensate for his short height and they collided. As a result Thomas lost his balance for a brief second. That's it. How is that a fucking amazing hit ? Fucking bruins fans and announcers hype shit up for no reason.

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how can you be certain if you claim you only understand the metric system.

Thomas is out tonight you dumb fucking mong LMAO Bruins are sweeping this shit and you're PISSED

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that's the point it was a nothing play but dummies were immediately crying for a suspension and shit

based retard

>short and furious

Bruinniggers getting THIS uppity for a sweep? I doubt it

I don't know precisely, but I think 6 feet is 1,80 m.

are the bruins the first all manlet team to ever win the stanlee?

>back pain

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>93036042
ha ha ha you jokers think that just because you worked /hoc/ into a seethe by false flagging as vegas fans for weeks that i'm gonna take this b8. yeah right!

*restores order*

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Yes we get it you use asterisks in your posts you fucking mongrel

they are crying for a suspension because it appeared it was a blatant charging. because for a 5'9 170lbs manlet to even knock anyone off their feet, it would take him about 10 seconds to accelerate to the proper speed. it is all about momentum p = m*v.

blues sweep in 5

it will probably go away with a nice brick laying

( I mean shitting)

*makes you mad*

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93036138
>”durrr I keep using the same gimmick which nobody likes”

it's upper back and has been keeping me from getting a good night's sleep for about 4 months now
feels bad

I think you dropped this user's (You). Dont worry I got you bud

shut the fuck up

Samefag

*laughs*

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paracetamol?

walking for a few minutes during the day? Momma/girlfriend massage?

I swear to fuck if you reply

Dumb fuck

that's the weird thing, it pretty much goes away during the day when i'm moving around, but when i go to sleep it comes back and wakes me up after a few hours

shut the fuck up

probably sleeping stance

mayeb you have extra anxiety when going to sleep

hahaha seething amerimutt

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Repeat after me:

CONN

SMYTHE

WINNER

TUUKKA RASK!

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>Bruins

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>Bruins

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just woke up

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I know everything about hockey, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the rinks, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on Yea Forums but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of hockey facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow Yea Forumsartans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /hoc/ on Yea Forums for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Canada, Brampton, hockey and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on Yea Forums, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about hockey, Olympics, any Canadian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW

How are you lads preparing for the age of the speedy manlets?

wooooooooooooo

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eating lunch, lads. Just a sandwich and some peanuts and a cookie

Bruins are pretty comfy desu.

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anyone got a webm how that manlet got manhandled and humiliated in his own crease before he got so angry and retaliated his bullies?

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bruins won
thomas is not playing tonight due to getting annihilated by said manlet
you're upset

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yes but Tarasenko, Pietrangelo, O'Reilly, Maroon and Bortuzzo are still playing

shouldn’t the sharks be in the final?

Shut the fuck up potatonigger. Now I want the publixfuckers back

congrats

No retard

>Tarasenko, Pietrangelo, O'Reilly, Maroon and Bortuzzo
so a bunch of other bums? awww sweet

I'm afraid the blues were the better team. Better than every western team, in fact.

cope

Boston now officially accepted in Republic of Finland. Winnings quaranteed!

based finn
best country in evrop

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Thomas was already injured before game 1

plus LORD WININNGTON

Why does it seem first and second round are more exciting than the finals

quality of thread drops dramatically the more yuropoor flags appear

more games being played
constant stream of the highest level hockey

this but the opposite

Best teams got meme'd out in the first by garypuck

This. Quality posters are the ones who spend far less time here (

you cant be a good poster unless you are on the spectrum tbqh

what a retarded fucking opinion, quit slurping that maple demon son, the sugar haze is messing with your mind.

grease is on the spectrum and im quite positive he's one of the worst posters ive ever seen

lol no

samfag

also, speak for yourselves

Yea Forums has legitimately changed the meaning of autism

autism is a genetic problem that has to do with perception and cognisance, it's those kids you see repeating movemements and have recurring speech patterns and can never abandon their routines.

A nerd is not an autist. "Austist" as a word ha been used as an insult, nobody actually believes that other posters are autists.

hahaha oh no no no

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>olive oil and maple syrup arguing

>tfw no greek gf

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that's a man, baby

Marchand may be a little shit but fuck is that guy good

And unlike other manlets like zuccharillio and kane he actually seems like a cool fucking dude to party with

i'm pretty sure im autistic, but nowhere near as autistic as that smelly greek reddit spacer

Should I sleep before the game?

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grease is a cool guy
he let me bone his sister

THE BRUINS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF THE BLOOS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE BLOOS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED

THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE BRUINS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the blose are

holy fucking kek

the bruins are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the bloos might be the worst nhl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO BLOOS fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are

>it was 2-0

oh nonononononononononono please i can't bre-

>it ended 4-2

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF MISSOURI

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT ST LOUIS ARE
ENJOY LOSING THE STANLEY CUP FINAls!

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if you feel like perhaps you will be unable to stay up late without a nap, yes

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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines
Blüüüümelein

*clap,clap*

und das heisst

*clap, clap*

amEEEERICA

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You now remember the 62 win Tampa Bay Lightning.

tampa bay wasn't a team yet in '62

I'm off to bed now

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sweet dreams

rest well fren

the injuns invaded from canada first turnabout is fair play

Why do hockey players always have the least athletic bodies? Like can they not lift and shit?

go knights

based list

AHEM

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bodybuilding =/= fit

>yfw da bears win the Stan Leec up

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I once worked in the produce dept of a grocery store and one day, when everyone else was gone, I went into the back room and shaved a carrot down into a dick shaped. Went into the back corner of the room, away from the door and window, behind a table and stuck it up my butt.
A manager walked in to see why no one was out front minding the store, but I got everything hidden in time

This post would be more suited for /cric/

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cringe

based

Yikes

oof

wowza

epic failz0rz

Rip Yea Forums

/nhl/ soon

the lot of you need to go back

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this, so much this

stay triggered

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>vegass still seething

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desu

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>the lot of you
most reddit post in the thread
also, don't drag down twin peaks with your faggotry

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extremely gay post

post more anime

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>don't drag down twin peaks with your faggotry
>he posts anime

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fail

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twin peaks is for fags

give me one good reason why I should even watch these last 3 games of the season?

second to last digit is how many goals the bruins score tonight and the last digit is how many the blues score

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>The 2019 Stanley Cup Final Party will be held in St. Louis for Games 3 and 4 between the Blues and Bruins. 'The Voice' finalist Kennedy Holmes will lead a sing-along of 'Gloria' and Grammy Award-winning artist Gary Clark Jr. will perform

Based?

you need to stop getting your news from wherever you got this piece of crap from

fucking boomers, man

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NOOOO

It's the NHL themselves who shared this

when has the nhl ever shared something worth reading?

Based

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holy kino

Hokki pokki

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How are you doing latvia bro?

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capped

hold up, i'll make the next thread

Eating, watching shit on youtube, waiting for hokkei to start

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chop chop

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