He can’t throw a spiral

>3.9 GPA
>getting into a good college
yikes. manlet and also a brainlet

nigger I'm about to graduate college you brainlet

t. community college

t. a top 10 engineering school actually

>He never played soggy biscuit with his bros in the lockerroom after practice

oh no no no that explains it pajeet

not a pajeet but keep making wrong projections

I can do a volley goal kick

>he can't palm a basketball

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>American Yea Forums

>he can’t get a gf

>once i get my degree i will get a good job!
you poor little kid, thats not how it works in burgerland. enjoy paying your debt for 10+ years making slightly over minimum with your epic degree

>He can't dunk

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>unathletic manlet
>goes to an engineering school
sanjeev, my son...

>he can't

Well neither can Blake bortles and he’s a pro

>he
Um no swettyy girls like me post here too ;)

A fat classmate in elementary school couldn't and the teacher made him crawl on the outline of the court as if he was climbing. He had to do it for the whole hour and everyone laughed at him. Kind of feel sorry for him now, but I hope he's not fat anymore

>he can't dunk
>he can't go at least 5/10 from the FT line
>he can't go at least 3/10 from behind the 3-pt line
>he has no stutter-step
>no cross-over
>no eurostep
>no moves to speak of
>can't dribble between his legs
>will never throw up an alley-oop for your bro
>will never stuff a chucker
>will never TAKE the rock kawhi style from an offender
>will never hear "good job" when you make the shot in practice
>because you don't want people to have to do laps
>will never openly flout your coach in front of spectators

that's only true for liberal art faggots
I'm white though, you can keep making pajeet memes but they won't change my skin color, sorry bro

Indians aren’t true caucasians. Get over yourself.

How many continous pushups can you guys do? 40 is my personal best

Oddly enough I found out the other day and made it to 44

ok nerd lmao

I probably fucked ur crush back in high school LMAO fuckin dork

lmao faggots I did 45 just this morning

>age
>number of girls you've had sex with

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21

23
24

26
Lost count after 50

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2
:(

0
infinity

>t. boomer reliving the glory days
let me guess, you would have gone D1 if you didn't hurt your knee

>he cant hit a curveball

>he's got a dick below 7 inches

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idk prob 300ish guys (femanon here)

>nigger ball
Proud not to be white trash

26.5
Over 100

19
0

Julia?

40
1

H O U S T O N
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N

kek

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0, I'm a wizard :^(

literally me

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0
I could've gotten laid in highschool if I didn't dump my 3/10 gf. Should've just smashed first but my pride couldn't take it

This is why you never skip leg day

>being black
>needing a coach to have a father figure

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7?

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>floorsqueak

100 easily
pushups is literally a meme exercise

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lost count, probably more than 70 but it seems a bit much
I often discover in my own memories some chick I banged in the past and totally forgot about

26
1

>he hasnt caused an injury before
>He played only on offense/special teams

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1

I probably shouldn't have gone down for something serious right away.
But then again, I'm happily married.

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6

24
1

A-at least im not a virgin, right

fucking rekt

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lol being this insecure

LIES, LIES AND GODDAMN LIES

you did good. gotta stay true to yourself

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4

I'm a manlet too and graduating with a 3.6 GPA, I'm also on the soccer team. You have no excuse for bettering yourself.

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About 6?

You did the right thing. You would have cringed over the memory for the rest of your life. Only accept 5's and above.

any tips on how to improve my throwing skills

i can only throw a perfect spiral like 3 times out of 5

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i lost the count but it’s over the hundreds

No you for you
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probably around 70+ haha,no gf btw

>willingly playing on the defensive side of the ball

running back is where it's at

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>implying going to cc isn't smarter than going to an overpriced 4 year school
Enjoying your crippling debt for the next 15 years

Is that Dan the Man?

lmfao. poor guy.

>tfw you get bullied in school so you become policeman to have authority/power and still get bullied by white chads that you cant shoot

i have been fit all my life and still am to this day but honestly i couldn't climb one of those ropes hanging from the roof if my life depended on it

No it’s true for everyone retard. Wages are at an all time low for everyone. With women working and doubling the workforce and more immigrants than ever flooding the country the supply demand curve for wages is fucked.

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2 been dating the 2nd one for the last 8 years :) casual sex is degenerate

>26
>12

This isn't true at all leftypol. Wages are just stagnant, they aren't at an all time law.

Defense is where all the chads played
t. Linebacker

>on a sport
>americans in charge of english

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1
Been dating her for 5 years. Am i pathetic?

Based