Post /tugão/ related transfer news you useless fucks edition
Matches:
U20 World Cup
>Portugal vs South Africa, Friday @ 19:30
Transfers:
>Felipe officially going to Pathetico for €20M
Mangala possibly coming back to Porto
Previous:
Post /tugão/ related transfer news you useless fucks edition
Matches:
U20 World Cup
>Portugal vs South Africa, Friday @ 19:30
Transfers:
>Felipe officially going to Pathetico for €20M
Mangala possibly coming back to Porto
Previous:
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first for fuck anime
Second for FPBP
Third for fucking up when creating a new thread.
Also, where to download fm08?
3rd league play-offs continue next saturday:
Praiense (1) vs Fafe (0)
>Espinho (0) vs Casa Pia (1)
Vizela (0) vs Vilafranquense (2)
>União Leiria (3) vs Lusitânia Lourosa (2)
Will it be norf's redemption arc?
Pick your favourites and tells us why it's THE GEESE
For me, it's ABN.
Praiense-Fafe starts @ 16:00
The rest start @ 17:00
Watch our (3rd) league
Reminder Gondomar was leading Serie B by 9 points on Christmas and ended in 3rd
portugal is the best country in the world
based
Supertaça scheduled for the 4th of August in Estádio Algarve
thanks, america is the 2nd best
Não abuses.
I really hope Leiria rises again.
It was such a nice club before Bartolomeu got in. I have so many memories with my family in the old Magalhães Pessoa.
I still went to games with my father in marinha grande with 500 spectators after they got relegated.
Qual é o melhor site para encontrar noticias de transferências para a nossa liga?
Praiense
Espinho
VilaFranquense
U. Leiria
That's nice, tell us more.
How do the people in and around Leiria feel about the big ass modern stadium? I find it kinda hideous tbf, but at least it's modern. The track is also a big nope for me.
seems like a comfy stadium
no one likes the stadium
old games in second and 3rd division had more ppl tbqh, the castle you see used to be full of old ppl with radios watching the games
Bartolomeu was great because he brought nice players that really made a difference (dinda is still remembered here) but he treated the club like his own and it drove away ppl
russians took over the sad so the fans created the club from scratch (my father, me and my son are associates, 10€ a year kek) and hopefully we'll go to up this year
last year was a real punch in the stomach VS Mafra, I really thought we'd win it
Wtf I'm the 3rd league playoffs guy! For me it's obviously the Geese
>russians took over the sad
I heard about that. Any more details?
>the fans created the club from scratch (my father, me and my son are associates, 10€ a year kek)
humble (new) beginnings, but keep on supporting the local team and help making midul great again
You're slacking off, bro. I'm the 3rd league guy now. Da Geese are pretty much unstoppable at this point.
most of the teams i like look gone
but you never know
LOUROSA LOUROSA
Should be demolished and the ruins drawn on factura da sorte
Kek havent seen that oc in ages
BdC did nothing wrong.
Who wins today?
football
>all english final
Football already lost.
How's Jorge Jesus as a coach?
Flamengo is trying to hire him.
A meme
But you guys also don't know how to talk, so the jokes will be lost on you
i know sadly
jorge jesus doesn't know how to talk either, he'll fit right in
>How's Jorge Jesus as a coach?
Memes
based boomer and zoomer appealing ad
good football manager, bad men manager
you can expect attacking football
>wh*te old men fawning over some wh*te dude
>wh*te milfs fawning over BLACK BULL
it's all so tiresome
>twitter.com
i kekked at danilo
>ARSEnal
Mandem webm do Motoqueiro Fantasma
Viva Sporting!
based but there's not a worse team you could've picked disappointment-wise
Endless memes
Not that bad as a coach, but usually burns down players by mid/end season and ends losing it all.
Flamengo está na Champions?
Comprava se estivesse aí
Too good for Brasileirão.
>"vintÁge"
Isto. When will the future be fashionable? Won't somebody please think of the children?
muh magriços, muh inzebio
toffs.com
used to by retro shirts from this site, before clubs started milking the nostalgia
Absolutely based
O porra we got two trofeos
*troféus
Há quantas gerações estás aí?
Realistically speaking what are our chances for nations league
Meme/100
Leiria are going up this season and next season will get promoted to /ourleague/ along with based Academica
make midul great again
losing against switzerland and again against netherlands in the 3rd-4th place match
Netherlands called fucking Babel
0 with Ronaldo tbqh
We will finish 3rd
Only cause Santos is retarded and can't pick a squad
>unironically playing Andre Gomes and dyego Sousa when you have Ronaldo and Felix
I don't even know what our best lineup should be
Patricio
Cancelo-Dias-Pepe-either of them
Danilo
bruno fernandes-ruben neves-bernardo silva
Ronaldo-it should be technically Jota, Felix may work, DON'T PUT GUEDES, HE IS A GOOD PLAYER, BUT NOT AS A NUMBER NINE, NEVER PUT GUEDES TOGETHER WITH RONALDO
Burro Fernandes at midfield
Pizza on the left
>danilo
Yikes. First me it's Ferro. I'd even replace Ruben dias with iron.
>Danilo CB
Stop this meme already.
Alguem parta as pernas ao Ronaldo. Tou farto da diva. Não joga um caralho, quanto querem apostar que quando tivermos um livre em frente à area, em vez de bater o Bruno Fernandes ou o Guerreiro vai lá a diva mandar um bojardão contra uma barreira de manlets?
Metam o Mourinho a selecionador e ele que sente a Ronaldete
I'm missing OUR league, mpts.
that happened in the 80s-90s, turned out that people were wrong about the future and that everything was neon
2 trophies for the first time since 2002 yes but consider this:
we're still the laughing stock of portugal and will always be
Watch our 3rd league play offs
>implying I watch anything other than Liga NOS and AFL divisions
No, thank you, but no. I bet you there's not even a single interesting team competing there.
Imigrei à uns anos atrás mas já não fale português todos os dias.
The story only gets better for the grand redemption of sporting
as much as i want a grand redemption of sporting, it's not looking likely because we're the lolcows of portugal and we only have ourselves to blame, bryan ruiz missed by himself, it's always us losing near christmas and getting catastrophic results in january, if we can get past that we'll be strong contenders, problem is we can't right now
>not even a single interesting team competing there
Don't talk shit about DA GEESE ever again
Guerreiro has been doing free kicks since euro 2016 retard
tbf, Ronaldo has like 2 official games since 2016
Not if Ronaldo as a say, just watch whats going to happen in Nations League, Ronaldo will take freekicks instead of Bruno Fernandes and everyone will cheer like a retard
>he doesn't want to watch kino like the last minute free kick against Spain
Didn't Ronaldo let Guerreiro take free kicks in the last match? Pretty sure I remember Guerreiro and Ronaldo being near the ball and Guerreiro taking it with Ronaldo working as a decoy
It starts with getting a 150m for Bruno
The difference is that Bruno scores on 50% of freekicks, Ronaldo scores on 5%, in order to score a goal like he did against Spain he has to fail 20. But of course people only remember the ones he scores, he's a fucking hype baby
Since 2018 wc, you mean. He kept statpadding in the world cup qualifiers.
Yeah bruno scores on farmers league where goal keepers are insanely shit and teams can't even form a wall
I don't get this hate for Ronaldo. He has saved the NT so many times. Especially in qualifiers. If it wasn't for him we wouldn't even have won the euro. Would be out in the groups.
What does being benfiquista have to do with anything? Am I required to hate Bruno Fernandes or something
There was a time where he was pretty damn bad for the national team, but since 2015 I'd say he's given his all for the team.
Literally the worst freekick taker in serie A
>promoting your one night stand as director of the board
Yes, that's what I meant. Forgot all about 2018 desu
Hold up
Isn't today supposed to be a holiday by virtue of ascension day?
Why am I not home
I'm in that movie
and where is that gonna go
what reasonable player worth 150M can we afford wages for
-------------------------Patricio-------------------------
-----Cancelo-----Pepe----Dias-----Raphael-----
----Bernardo----Neves---Danilo-----Bruno------
------------------Ronaldo----Félix----------------------
Only in some places.
I think we need better amateur scouts. The academy hasn't been churning players like it used to
Emigraste ainda miúdo portanto?
I'm in that movie
ABOLA, RECORD, OJOGO. Entertaining as hell
>finally someone who can format lineups in Yea Forums
>of course comes from the best country
I fucking love Portugal
And where's the width?
Silva on the wing is a crime
Guerreiro isn't a LB. Also: see above
it had to be the la liga of all people to go tell people to watch /theirleague/
Rich coming from the league that signed with UEFA four permanent slots to their league on Champions League.
Who is that guy playing besides the GOAT Félix?
Sim, tinha 12 anos
Penaldo
Fakenaldo
Ronaldete
etc.
yeah, that's the level of irony we're at
I, too, despise FC Porto
>Guerreiro isn't a LB
zerozero
lol
just lol
The Abola comments is great bathroom reading material. The amount of seethe on there about refs and the big 3 is extraordinary
>le football connoisseur drawings youtube video
>the same league that tried to outsource a league match to the USA
>The Abola comments is great bathroom reading material. The amount of seethe on there about refs and the big 3 is extraordinary
you may add braga vs guimaraes comment wars to that
Of course you can't forget about that. Although Braga is eternal campeões de inverno in my book
Braga are the eternal 4th place
V.Guimarães the eternal 4th place chokers
Braga is arsenal aren't they
But Guimarães is based at least, only town in Portugal where the fans support the local team other than Lisbon and Porto.
back when arsenal actually finished 4th
Menos. Muito menos.
Rent free in espanhóis heads
Kek I was thinking also they both went to el finals and lost
I find that pic funny because there are literally 0 only braga fans
Hehehehe
hey, there's one actually
>pepe
When will this meme end
Guy's done for
disappears vs frankfurt and sporting
>....
scores the 7-0 vs nacional
>WOAH is this the magic seixal can bring?
>Surelly the next eusebio, man city sure are knocking with 999999999 billion for this wonderkid!
The only OTHER Porto player that could've been there is Danilo. Stfu
pic
haha!
I agree but who would you field instead of him?
>next eusebio
First time reading this.
Do you think they got portoposter?
>I agree but who would you field instead of him?
Ferro? Guy's an incedible passer and a very solid defender. Really tall too.
>disappears vs frankfurt
>literally involved in 4 of 2 goals
>disappears vs sporting
>involved in 3 goals
???
what the fuck are you on about
should have told him to perder peso?
involved in 2 of 4 goals*
fuck
Soon. He wasn't called
remind me how he did vs sporting(taça de portugal) 2nd leg and frankfurt away?
>messóy fag tier argument
He can't score every game and he doesn't play alone.
>games where he doesnt score just happen to be important games
makes me think how well he would play in a international knock out game, just dont be surprised when it happens
>the sporting and frankfurt games where he scored weren't important
This is the best line up we've had in years.
Could still be better if Nando wasn't retarded.
I think a diamond with Bernardo at cam is better. He's so ineffective coming off the wing. Might as well put João Mário there
Can't stop thinking about the Geese getting promoted
no one cares
This
Im a half Portuguese half English mutt living in Canada. What team should I root for?
Since you don't have a soul, Tondela would be a great fit for you
t. Shawn Mendes
Lose weight.
oh, good morning /tugão/
want to try and score a penalty against me? Bet you cant
What's your excuse for knowing that?
Scum
C O P E
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reading the youtube comments on the benfica sevilla europa league final. Truly a salt mine
And rightly so
C O P E
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sevilla played this shootout very well, they must have noticed most benfica penalty takers had long run ups. Because they take so long to shoot beto had alot of time to take some extra steps when the shooter was close to the ball, both saves were from players who took ages to shoot. Luisão is penalty was faster than usual because he kinda figured it out
And both missed penalties were trash.
hmm
>played it very well
>illegally
C O P E
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in a way, benfica allowed sevilla to rob by being predictable
Also, >ynr oblak in benfica
Hey Portobros have you heard anything about taking back Oliveira from PAOK?
You guys have no money, don't even try
pot calling the kettle black
wow /tugão/ under attack!
What kind of delusion is this? Did they ever had a top manager or top players? Fucking Rio Ave would win their league
P
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he's right
(tu)
(você)
(vós)
Only WE are allowed to talk shit about tugão
and everyone else who talks shit about tugão is wrong and has a shitter league aswell
The man, the myth, the legend, Roberto, is going to West Ham.
U20s playing vs Souf Africa
twitter.com
WWIII is coming boys
>twitter drama
>tvi24
checks out
>literally can't understand what the fuck he's saying
why must brazucas murder the language
Not even mad our kids will get thrown out of the world cup, they went in there thinking it would be easy and that they're sure title contenters.
Might as well suffer humiliation now and build some character.
>Porto wins the youth league
>only three playes go
Hmmm...
>they went in there thinking it would be easy
Absolutely this.
Well, at least this now comcludes the memes of Gedson, Florentino and Rafael Leao and the meme of Jota ends before even starting
Time to give a place to the kids that actually win
>félix out of the team
>starts losing
Really makes you think.
They weren't even the issue, finishing was the problem.
Rafael Leão did great and so did Jota, our finishers did nothing at all, all we did was side pass instead of actually do decent plays.
I blame the globalists
we are so shit
>Rafael Leão did great and so did Jota
They really did not
Jota wasn't good today but he was easily our best player against Argentina.
Who here /abouttowatchcomfymodalidades/?
Both in several occasions outpaced their opponents and created dangerous plays over and over again, what did you expect from them? To just carry their potato sack of a team and score all the goals?
Those two were by far our best players throughout the tournament in creating chances lad...
florentino is the best player of this team
also last year after portugal won the u19 euro I said here that trincao and jota were the new xadas and diogo gonçalves.
one year later and this is proved correct.
Ahem should have never left sporting ahem
Someone redpill me on romário baró
honorary white
t. northcuck
he actually looks and sounds like a nice person. Not some amadora ngubu. He also was the best porto player in the youth league this year
RENT FREE
>responding to seething portoposters
lol.pretos
...
C O P E
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football kids these days are treated like divas since birth (football agents at 12 or 13, big contract promises) and they develop an un-deserving arrogance. then reality checks in and they lose points against part-time hiv patients
The only one seething here is you, Abdul
Also:
C O P E
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AHEM
seething
RENT FREE
>talk about winning it
>eliminated in the group phase
classic
>part-time hiv patients
kek
people that talked about winning obviously didn't watch the two first games
Journos kept hyping them before the tournament began. But I'm not sure if the players themselves thought they were favourites.
Some of these kids are already regulars for big teams and then there's an asshole like Rafa Lion who think he's a world star already so I wouldn't doubt about it.
>part-time hiv patients
my fucking sides
>out of the u19 wc
want to know why?
>all these overhyped benfica players
>0 boavista players
>A FUCKING CASA PIA PLAYER
>No Baro
>Gedson fernandes seixal own manufactured william carvalho
>diogo costa not starting
>dalot didnt start in a decisive game as this
>too many negroes
simples has
portoposters can't handle benfica players being everywhere
>>A FUCKING CASA PIA PLAYER
this is GEESE territory now, you checkered nonce
Fuck these, a Baker near my hometown owns one as a pet, holy shit is that fucker aggressive.
If that motherfucker is standing in front of the door, take the backdoor, unless you don't mind having a huge retard chicken chainsaw your limbs with his teeth.
When it compromises our nt chances of succes, we can't
watch your words dumb geeser or youll see yourself in a checkmate very soon
I quite vividly remember being chased by my grandpa's geese when I was 4 or 5. Shit was terrifying. But I overcame my fears and became a goose /lifelong/
HA!
Don't you have to be raped by Carlos Cruz by midnight?
he was framed
why all this bait with benfica players? only jota, florentino and gedson were from benfica
3 players of 11 is not that much
im only happy with zero, we want trophies blud. INTERNATIONAL trophies that can only be won on FINALS.
Focus on winning your national trophies first lad.
jota and florentino were part of the team that won euro u17 and u19
makes you think
Heard someone was chatting shit about the Geese, you want to get banged, rapagão??
Living rent free in their heads.
Fuck modalidades
just came home from curral de carnide n2
feels good lads, I offered guitta a blowjob but he told me to go home to my family to recover my strengh for the next games
1989-1991
now THOSE were actual youth teams, ready to take over the world
>page 10
seething benfiquista moor
>tfw you can't beat sporting so you beat yourself
twitter.com
Porque é que tão todos a falar inglês quando só há bandeiras tugas? Que cringaralho do caralho
>manda vir por falarmos em inglês
>diz cringe
Não, eu disse cringaralho, uma expressão tipicamente portuguesa que entenderias facilmente se não fosses demasiado burro para perceber ironia
Board rules: english only. De vez em quando podemos atirar umas caralhadas em alto e bom som, desde que não abusemos.
Os mexicanos também não falam exclusivamente castelhano entre eles
F ;_;
F
One of the few Benfica players I did like as a kid
F, I was there watching him play with the likes of Aimar, Di Maria, David Luis and Katsouranis, thanks for everything.
lads, i wish that jorge jesus went to newcastle so that we could see our biggest living meme at the biggest league
JJ no Mengão!! Vai ser lindo
Também seria porreiro ya
I didn't care when Benfica won it, I don't care now. It's a shit sport simple as
We need to start watching their league
Only Flamengo 2bh
and vasco
based
Go back to ptchan retard
OFICIAL: JJ NO FLAMENGO
>twitter.com
wtf I'm watching /brasileirão/ now, fuck /tugão/
this cl final is so trash
Im thinking ill play sims
Anyone watching the roller hockey semi-final?
Can't wait to see Flamengo still win absolutely nothing.
I am. BENFICAAA
what the fuck he actually died
F
what do you mean i support braga
In honor of Feher behave yourself and support Benfica or I'll give you a taste of my shoe.
do you like chess?
sorry but my dad is from braga
i play it for fun sometimes
well?
CAM ON MIDUL
we're souf, everything south of the tagus is souf
Sporting BTFO
Até no hoquéi se queixam do polbo.
>modalidades
it's ok, fehér did have his best season at braga after all
baza zoomer, vai jogar fortnite com os teus amigos do infantário
a scouse storm is brewing
I fear for /tugão/
Fear not. /tugão/ WILL survive.
we are ready at the helm to protect
quick, post every time /yourteam/ beat either tottenham or liverpool
youtube.com
>lfchistory.net
Scousers in the 60s were already insufferable cunts unable to C O P E.
bonus: we lost to tottenham, but I think this is the only coloured video we got of Pedroto's VFC
>youtube.com
The scum is already winning.
just to keep /tugão/ afloat i'll post the two times we played tottenham, we didn't win but we didn't lose
theguardian.com
tottenhamhotspur.com
With a bullshit pen
Não vou lidar se o jogo acabar 0-1
does anyone have a webm of the naked woman running on the pitch?
Better. I have her instagram.
me too, but I need the webm
ASS final
fuck the eplel
based and redpilled
the one-piece wearing woman genuinely has more attention than this match
Sauce to the IG
instagram.com
but she's ugly, as seen in pic
looks like ass implants too
why are spuds so /weakmind/?
Quando se tá com fome come-se qualquer coisa
I wouldn't call her ugly, definitely prettier than the average woman you find on the streets, not n absolute beauty either, would rate her 7.5 out of 10
looks like cinha jardim
1 Alcochete represent in this final
FUCK xeixal
FUCK olibal
benfica fan here, haven't watch a single full game this year lads
watched probably 10 or 15 minutes of a couple of barcelona and city games and not a single minute of benfica games.
i think i'm broken
Son is a real joy to watch play.
Nice falseflag.
He wants to walk it in, the damned gook
Ogre
This can't possibly slip
Worst timeline.
Is Villas-Boas a fraud ?
pls answer
Oui
he is either winning a cl or getting relegated
yes
finally the 2018-19 season is over
now we can look at what really matters, kits
macron pls deliver
Gotta root for the geese and the nt
how so?
oh yeah i forgot about the nations league
pretty worried that england might win it in our backyard against us in the final, now there's something i will never live down
don't worry, neither will reach the final
Same, it's either us or ABE
honestly i'd take that even if that it means a 3rd place play-off between us and england
and even if they win, we'd be able to just say "oh don't worry it's just a 3rd place play-off we didn't care"
when does it start
Next wednesday
pls watch our play-offs
Is that fucking comic sans?
>333
coincidentally, 3 points is how much casa pia scored in their one and only top flight appearance
How many kids they diddled too in a year
>casa pia youth academy coach
funfact: if the CL was champions only like it should be, this would be the top 4:
1st - Barcelona (SF, lost by 1)
2nd - Juventus (QF, lost by 1)
3rd - Porto (QF, lost by 5)
4th - Paris Saint Germain (Ro16, lost by away goals)
yet another reason to watch our league
>Casa Pia
>initials are CP
OH NO NO NO
whoa.......based...........
dubs and we win the nations league
it's happening
based tsuuuuuuuu
>420
>77
fuck it, it counts
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
why is sp moving so fast? Is like tottenham losing is a big thing
No, but Liverpool winning is.
t. virgins
Yea Forums has a love/hate relationship with liverpool
if i was a virgin you wouldn't be here lmao
/thread
More like a hate/hate relationship.
saving this thread from the evil page 10
based
Watch our play-offs
noice
goodnight tugao