>most of the games ending 0-0 or 1-0
>stupid pointless backwards passing
>cheater clock that goes upward and officials chose how much extra time at end
>constant flopping and embelishing of "fouls"
>most of the goals disqualified due to a stupid rule
In b4 amerifat
In b4 that flag, this topic
>that flag
>this topic
amerifat
wtf does “flopping” mean?
you are right. fooball is too old fashioned and too corrupt.
>that flag
>this topic
>amerifat
'Ngubu Raheed from the 20 line to Joachim De La Mierda..............
NONONO
IT'S A FUMBLE .....................
*Pespi cola best cola*
Here we see 'Ngubu with a PEPSI COLA, BEST COLA
>flag
>de la mierda
My sides
>Raheed Ngubu passes to Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed
>Mohammed passes back to Ngubu
>Ngubu passes back to Mohammed
>Somebody throws a banana on the field
>Ngubu protests to the referee
>Entire crowd is banned for life
>But that's okay because the stadium just caught on fire!
>Mohammed praises Allah for smiting the infidels
consider getting a new jew to write your jokes, m8
The only things american sports do better is VAR/replay, although sometimes officials look at the stuff a trillion times and it just soaks time, and the fact the clock stops when ball goes out of play or foul is called. Cant stand players wasting time and be all smug about being ‘street-smart’ and ‘you gotta do what you gotta do’. Diving is also extremely gay. Im unironically glad VAR is being rolled out.
Shit sport desu
>He doesn't realize 0-0 is the most patrician result
The new QB is Sharona De La Mierda, a fluently transexing no-sexed fag.
Please do not sodomize her into the Locker Room !!!
>endless possibilities for good comebacks, banter and actual funny stuff
>spergs out and goes on a incoherent rambling
Why do americans always do that?
lose weight you mixed raced kike faggot
why do americans loves this fucking photo so much?
they hated jesus because he told the truth
>barely #5 sport in the nation
>still lives in their head rent free
based footy making the americans boil, bristle, burn, erupt, ferment, flare, flip, foam, froth, fulminate, fume, rage, rant, roar, seethe, simmer, smolder, spark, sputter, stew, storm, tear and yell
>tf
>tt
Im fond of this one, Mierdinho
It's one of the first images if you search soccer in google images
still better than the cartoonish display of 5 hour long nfl games.
Fucking based. Soccer is complete trash
Much like in general we don't think about it as much as you think or how much you think of so-called handegg. Kind of hard to avoid it on this board
>Ngubu arrives home that night to his Norwegian wife Sarah and their three mutts
>Sarah asks what took him so long
>He ran over and killed a priest and his grandmother
>Police let him go because he said he was sorry
>Afterwards he picked up a steak and some crumpets for dinner from Mohammed's butcher
>They all sit down around the dinner table
>The steak explodes, killing all four
>Mohammed blames it on white supremacy and quietly leaves on a plane to Pakistan
filter the words messi, ronaldo, madrid, barca and juve and literally half the footy threads will be gone
You're not the majority of this board which is a good thing. Cuckegg faggots have the worst memes.
>dude brady
>lol aaron rogers is gay xD
>Kornheiser
Ngubu Rasheed has won the fifth Hyper Bowl.
He has five I MEAN FIVE rings on his negro hands.
Just look fat goym
He is rich, hits a dumbed down coke-addicted blonde model form California while you drink beer and look at spots in between some launches of a barely spheric ball by Ngubu Rasheed, the QB YOU ALL LOVE GOYM
>Mohammed falls asleep on the plane
>A loud crash followed by screams jolts him awake
>He accidentally took his suicide vest instead of his getaway stash
>As the plane careens towards the Italian countryside Mohammed says a prayer
>A white woman falls onto his lap
>She exclaims that she's still a virgin and doesn't want to die
>Mohammed gets an idea
>He brings the virgin into the bathroom
>The last thing the passengers see is a smirk on Mohammed's bearded face
>Meanwhile on the ground an Italian NEET is posting on Yea Forums
>"Fucking Amerikikes, why don't you go eat a hamburger haha! Pepsi!"
>A plane smashes into his room and kills him instantly
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even Lacrosse has a 75 second shot clock. Why doesn't soccer? It's plenty of time to build up play.
>stupid pointless backwards passing
Make it like basketball where once you pass the midfield line you can't go back.
imagine watching soccshit lmao
>constant flopping and embelishing of "fouls"
Are you talking about the NBA?
Also, only a brainlet would call the offside rule stupid.
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>oh boy the footbawl game is starting!
>Welcome to the Sprite™ Arena for this Mustards vs Bullets clash!
>Hi, I'm Chuck Stevens alongside DeAndre LaBarnes and welcome to the ESPN™ pre-game discussion brought to you by Burger King™ - eat it your way - and T-Mobile™ - keeping you in touch
>So DeAndre what do you think about the Mustards this year?
>See here whiteboi, I tink the Mussards finna...
>ok that's all the time we have, let's go to Becky Coalburner for the on-field report
>Hi Chuck, so I was in the Bullets dressing room earlier, and let me tell ya - I'll have a hard time walking in the next few days. Anyways, I spoke to the Bullets coach and he told me "we want to score a lot and keep them from scoring"
>thanks Becky, now it's time for a short 15 minute commercial break and we'll be ready for kickoff
>Nice Mustards kickoff, got a good distance on that and it looks like a timeout called for the Bullets
>boy, that was an early one. The Bullets coach better be careful, he only has 9 more timeouts this quarter
>ok time for the Samsung™ Instant Replay™ on that kickoff
>and we'll be back after another commercial break
>extra point
>commercial
>kickoff
>touchback
>commercial
>1 and 10
>run up the middle
>10 yard penalty
>holding
>1 and 20
>run up the middle
>gain of two
>running back injured
>commercial
>2nd and 18
>QB says fuck it and chucks up a bullshit throw
>defender slightly breathes on Reciever
>Pass Interference
>60 yard gain
> THEY ARE NOW IN THE SNICKERS RED ZONE PRESENTED BY SPRINT
> AND MAKE SURE TO WATCH AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF TWO BROKE SLUTS ONLY ON NBC
> QB throws fade to the endzone
> Reciever barely gets foot in
>The play is under review
>commercial
>AFTER REVIEW THE RULING ON THE FIELD IS REVERSED
>Coach gets in fight with officials
>commercial
>15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct
>Kick field goal
>commercial
>kickoff
>touchback
>commercial
>do it all over again
I don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me guys
based fred
YES IT'S PLAYTIME
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See here whiteboi, I tink the whiteobis on the pitch finna...
ok that's all the time we have, let's go to Sharona Cokesnorter for the on-field report
Hi babies, so I was in the top vip zone above the stadium earlier, and let me tell ya - I'll have a hard time keeping my butthole closed in the next years. Anyways, I spoke to the jewish manager and he uttelry confirmed me that the game is totally rigged
>thanks Sharona, gonna push that asshole before you'll restore it as-is, bitch
EXTRA FROM THE PITCH BROUGHT TO YOU BY FORD MOTORS
>Rigging allegedly happened at the 666th of east end, New York
>ok time for the Oppo™ Live Replay™ on that fat coach on the bench
>and we'll be back after another silly break with wome nonce rapper promoting overhyped apple product build by minor slaves in some third world country
Fat fat fat fat fat fat
Football working Americans into a seethe
>and kills him instantly
Holy fuck anyone can write a shit post but when you end sentences like that, you just know it's a retarded amerifat
This thread is classic
it's not a shit post it's part of my movie script.
Embrace it.
fuck knows must be something to do with the 44% and his mother.
FRED IS LOVE, FRED IS GOD
>ORAL GANGBANG DIGITS
NOICE
It’s #4 now
JAJAJAJA IL BASATTO
The population is actually 47% up from 44% a few years ago.
>Refs discretion on how much time to add at the end of the game
What's the point of the normal clock then?
How is this not the most abusable rule for rigging in sports?
Oh look, it's another random american complaining about a sport he apperantly doesn't care about
Imagine spending your hard earned money to see your favorite snoyccer team live and the game ends 0-0
flopping is basketball's diving equivalent
The actual 0-0 isnt the worst part. Its all the delusional cockslobbers unironically analyzing anything remotely close to a scoring chance and acting like the 0-0 game was entertaining
You wouldn't understand, you lot pick your team based on its silly childish name/badge/kit colour/mascot/cheer leaders and then sit there dressed like a twat with face paint on singing the national anthem. When you're a fan and not a customer it's the pre match pints, the thrill of the game, banter with the away/home fans and the whole adrenalin of it.
Americans are simply incapable of understanding but feel free to pop into every football thread to remind everyone how shit the game is, not like you're bothered is it.
>Stupid britfag acting like hes not a customer
Ref here.
I'm fucking HYPED that I can card coaches now. My god. So many fucking coaches are getting yellows next fall. Also, can't wait for little kids to fucking wreck each other inside the penalty box because of the new rule.
100% factual post. Soccer should be relegated to Yea Forums.
>you wouldn't understand
>writes a book in which he exposes himself as someone who doesn't understand
>
Make love
>the biggest global sport by a million miles
>"alternative"
0/10 idea on every level. They should just make a
>usp
for usa sports that nobody else gives a fuck about
LOL, good one
This
Unironically can’t beat a beautiful stalemate between two top teams
soccer is kind of fun to watch during the world cup. i can't imagine watching other than that though
soccer is the closest thing to the perfect team sport
i still love basketball too because i grew up on it.
I feel for people who don’t “get” what makes it The Beautiful Game. If you don’t see beauty in Brazil’s 1970 team goal, or Maradona’s solo goal, or Zidane’s volley, or Grosso’s semi final winner, or Aguero’s title winner, or Liverpool’s comeback in Istanbul, or Leicester winning the title, or even the controversial moments like Zidane’s headbutt and the Hand of God, then I pity your existence tbqh. Football is number one for a reason.
>It's another "amerilard complaining about football" thread.
every sport has iconic, dramatic moments and unbelievable scores. unfortunately all of those moments come from a time when the sport is less developed and defensive tactics are shoddy at best. you don't see that kind of stuff once the sport becomes a science.
Football has long since become a science, and yet Leicester won the Premier League.
Which was at odds of 5000/1, or 5001.00 in shart format
It's definitely not because this site is full of autists or anything.
kek
Official best sports
1. Football
2. Soccer
3. Basketball
4. Tennis
Power Gap
5. The rest
>kikes hate football because muslims are becoming superstars in it.
OY vei shut it down
so they had a better scientific method than everyone else at the time. the evolution of a sport brings more parity, because now everyone has a team of analysts with PhDs doing 12 hours of research a day on their next opponent. but so called "beautiful" moments become rarer and rarer as the players become more disciplined.
Same for me. League football is hard to get into. International football is always fun, you get a reason to root for your country.
el cringo señores...
back to your containment board
I think that’s an overly cynical perspective. There’s beauty in the science, and the sport is still wildly unpredictable.
Feel like I have seen this match before. Think it was bulls vs eagles, or was it ostriches vs Bengal Tiger. Not sure, but I have seen this exact game.
>he doesn't thong fuck his striking partner
You have to go back
Every sport has this you dumbcunt.