/mlb/ - WOMP WOMP, LILLIES Edition

Because he cant hit balls, so he hits his girlfriend as practice instead.

MUGSHOT RELEASED

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Ricky Williams?

reminder to vote for Chris Davis for the all star game

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what a total nugget

*Golden Nugget

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Dodgers!

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How hard is it to not beat up your wife? How come this comes up so often?

t. never married before

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>that bat

How large is this woman??!

The Athletic puts out a perfectly timed article

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They can hit you but if you hit back you are v&

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why is it only the black athletes that struggle with this issue then

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black culture is about Samuri bushido and never accepting dishonor. When your wife acts up you need to beat her back into her place or you a bitch ass nigga

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Fuck the Lariners

because they’re niggers

>Sandy spends 8 years with the Mets
>Finally gets released and runs back to Billy
>All he says about the owner is basically thanks for the chance

nypost.com/2019/05/28/sandy-alderson-has-just-one-sentence-for-the-wilpons/

Thanks for keeping it warm for us Lillies

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toll=paid

does it mean the charges are fake and were manufactured by philies to get out of the contract?
hmmmm

which thread is the real thread of these two
?

the one with a topic

Houspie found and believed to be in deep seethe

this is the houspie thread but it's the rare occasion in which it is the better thread, because the other one is missing /mlb/

Houspie spotted!

Why does fat/ugly Doyers girl guy get to hijack generals with this trash?

This is a man

Based

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meh
busted
would pound her ass
would fuck her face
would use mouth as toilet
caked make up dog
respected journalist
would pound her ass
would pound her ass
dog
would cream her eyebrows
can't tell
dog
pic related
dog
would pound her ass
""
freak
pig
probably smells, still would

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now thats an athlete

youtube.com/watch?v=CSav51fVlKU

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how swampy was the field?
ALSO;
I wonder how many people are even aware this game started again?
I didn't even get a notice on my phone...
ALSO;
I hope this game goes Xtras for hours, and the second game goes extra long as well
>l8 night boreball

>check schedule
>Nats
>Detoilet
>Busc
Finna dab on everyone

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Did he actually do it or is this likely the other times a male athlete gets accused?

>nigger

he did it

sd v nyy gamethread

*spits*
have a nice day user

Whoever had the audacity to invite Dan Struggla to this needs to be fired

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>TFW I just found out Bill Buckner passed away yesterday
Wow I just feel bad for the guy.

Oh yes i think todays gonna be a great day for baseball

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Why?

Derek Dietrich turns into Babe Fuckin Ruth against these Pirates

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>loseaton

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oh my god Derek Dietrich just hit his 3rd dinger of the game

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>Fucking Twins center fielder tries to kill himself going for a ball

Dietrich is averaging a homerun in less than every 3 at bats against the Pirates this year. They should get him a father's day gift.

excuse me

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The daily "remember when the Marlins had Ozuna, Dietrich, Yelich, Stanton, and Realmuto?"

Our thicc boi can us on his back to the cup, right?

Far from the first time he's done it. Hope he's not injured.
It's frustrating because when it all goes right, it makes Buxton one of my favorite players to watch

>tards
you had one job

>loseaton
LOL

Anyone see that ass on the phillies broadcast at the start of the 7th? Hnnnng

what feed?

Comcast philly

*eh hem*
Lucas Gieliteo

WEW
WEW
WEW
WEW
WEW
WEW

Where’s the bread

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Two literally who teams with no fans.

>stankees

spotted the salty stankees fan

Mets @ Dodgers

What's he worth?

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:o

i dlete but my pic was better

I was surprised no one tried to get him in the off-season. He was a bit homer prone in a pitcher's park and was super two, but had nice strikeout numbers. Figured Oakland would have been all over him.

R O S A R I O

Can you believe the Mariners just gave away 2 elite closers?

Are my Rockie elite??????

Where does 2017 Game 5 WS rank among all time postseason games?

twitter.com/SI_ExtraMustard/status/1133531210976833536

I think the flash ultimately did her in.

>mfw I acquired Giolito on my fantasy team

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twitter.com/darrencgeorgia/status/1133535046491672577

Hope you're OK Lawrencebro
That was fucking nuts

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FEAR THE MARLINSSS

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twisns wisn

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Imagine if he wasn't injured.

As they should.

Kopech is still kill and I want to hold out that he's a needed piece in the starting rotation.

So, are Twins gonna win the world series this year?

Daniel Palka has 10 home runs since he was sent down to AAA a month ago.

Gotta get through the stankees, which they never can. So no.

>DFA Yonder Alonso
>Call up Daniel Palka
>Send down Jose Rondon
>Bring up Danny Mendick
>Send down Manny Banuelos
>Bring up Dylan Cease

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Making sense? Yeah, we can't have that.

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ALSO
Rosario's home run was the team's 56th of the month, setting a new team record

At least he finally fucking hit something.

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>be houston
>lose
>then cheat

>butthurt cusb fan
oh scuba no kekkies

>be cusb
>lose
>head to boystown

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I call them the cheatstros.

>i-its cheating when we lose

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Kino

If Dietrich hits another homer tomorrow against the Pirates he should pull his cellphone out and take a selfie of himself admiring and then moonwalk around the bases. The Pirates might spontaneously combust.

what did he mean by this

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex-Cubs_Factor
>any baseball team headed into the World Series with three or more former Cubs on its roster has "a critical mass of Cubness" and a strong likelihood of failure.
OH NO NO NO NONONO

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i hope these astros fans DIE!

me laying down the law

i hope you cubs fans don't DIE but you probably will because chicago isn't for living purposes

dog chasing a parked car

why can't cusbs fans lose with dignity?

lol

Is it really a loss if it's due to the other team cheating?

this year? Yep, I'm thinking it's going to be our year

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This is utter chaos

Shut up and suck my dick bitch

but the cubs were up 3-1, then when the astros were hot they still tied it. if anything the cubs should have gotten 3 more runs from martin

SUCCUBUS. ..

KEK

SUCCUBUS!!!!!

you had your chances.

I call them the cheatstros.

Cheaties kek...

>2-3
>5.40 ERA
He never recovered from pic related

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>777
yes i think he didn't and never will

Hm... Good banter. Not too mellow not too spicy... That's what I love to see. Keep up the good work.

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>Proceeds to choke the Nats game away
Just

Bump because Yea Forums is back

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momokuro

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#

TWINS

>cusb

>cheatstros

>cusb

lol

Kek

Who chooses who's on the all-star voting ballots, the teams or MLB?

>red sux

>this guy grabs your gfs ass at the bar
What do you do?

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Offer him a 5 year 125 million dollar contract with living accommodations in Anaheim and then stand back and watch as he falls apart.

Offer him some blow

Finally a good whitey

Reminder the college world series starts on may 31

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for me, it's the Minnesota Baseball Golden Gophers

Women are demanding equal rights but when you punch them, they use their female privilege. Men can't win

For me, its not watching because /myteam/ isn't there

Sorry your team is shit

For me, it's the Diamond dogs of Mississippi state

I body that manlet.

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Which other players would you personally like to body?

Anyone under 6'5 because they are in manlet territory.

dads at jankees:

You can only post below the moon rune if your team is a championship.

¥

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>Sweeps you in divisional round

Sorry pal. Better luck next time.

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oh yes i'm thinking it's our year again

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>all of your players are injured
>your year

the world series is going to be Brewers vs. Yankees

But altuve and springer are coming back...... oh lads this can't be happening!!!

nonon we can't stop whitley bros

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>Brewers
Nice meme

>Doyers lose

No bueno

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>injuykees

got dabbed on by based conforto

Thanks for the consolations. It was a really weird year because we had only like 3 losses going into league play, then just got whipped constantly

Chadres coming for that sexy ass!

Chadres own ya..and they pwn ya

What baseball vidyas?

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Based overmanaging Dave

Uh huh
Huh Yeah
He Owns you
then he Pwns you
nothing you can do
Uh
Yeah

Who is he?

Yeli

DD

YeliGOAT

James Shields

Gallo?

Imagine being a Red Sox fan. What an absolute embarrassment of a franchise

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Too soon after buckner

Kyle schwarbie :)

Bandwagon >my team for shits and giggles?

lol 'nother josh bell hr

>Yfw Joe Kelly takes the mound

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Josh Bell

Anthony Recker

>James Shields
Pothead.

/cws/

Why wont Manfred step in and do something about this shit division?

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>SmartSelect
More like dumb select lol

Put an actual good team in the al central and they will break the single season win record by like 10 games

Eat another bratwurst you fat fuck

What can he do? Take good players off good teams from other divisions and put them into those teams? Actually that might not be a bad idea. Call it a parity draft. Who would be opposed?

Disband all those teams and bar the owners from the mlb forever create 5 new teams and have a draft with a pool of players from the original teams and give the 5 new teams the first 5 picks in the mlb draft for the next 5 years

Sorry I may have crossed the line

Aaron Judge, Jake Marisnick to the Indians
Michael Chavis, Stephen Piscotty to the White Sox
Tyler Glasnow, Michael Brantley to the Tigers
Tommy Pham, Jonathan Lucroy to the Royals

That's a dumb solution. Your gripe is with the teams being non competitive. So the answer is to make them competitive by increasing the talent, not to disband them you retard.

/Mets Owl 2020/

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didn't the royals win it in recent memory. indians were in the world series too. they are cheap as fuck every now and then they get enough young talent to have maybe a 2 year window

It's 2019.

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Sir I make mistakes and I'm sorry

Hm

Chicago White Sox general? BASED!!!

mind = blown

Oh I fuck ya
And I just pwned ya
Struck you out
with speed you wouldnt believe
spinin on ya heels
turn you into veal

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The top 5 teams in their respective league trades 3 of their top 5 WAR players for 3 of the bottom 5 WAR players from the bottom 5 teams in their respective leagues. Baseball is fixed!

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>Anthony Recker
Why Recker?

dead sport

fuck this idiot

There's a little piece of dried up poo stuck to the side just above the water line in my toilet. Can I just continue to piss on it, hoping that it eventually comes loose and goes away or do I actually have to dig the toilet brush out of the closet and actually clean my toilet?
Go Cubs.

Asstard alert

Nothing but an asshole and a wanker!!!!!!!!!

lmao...lmao

B b b based!

Rangers win hahahaha dumb mariners when will they learn

Rags take the Series

Adios, Mariners

youtube.com/watch?v=uXqSa1gRdb4

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>Asstard alert
Is this a Reckerpost?

My sister is pregnant, I think the baby might be mine again and Republicans are going to force her to carry my incestuous rape baby to term. What should I do?
Go cubs.

Fuck you asshole

Cool. That's a great idea. Next time I'll fuck her in the asshole. That will solve any problems in the future, but what should I do about the waterhead baby she's carrying now?
Go Cubs

>kek
yahoo.com/sports/minor-league-position-player-gets-the-struggling-tim-tebow-looking-in-pitching-debut-131811790.html

This isnt sports

It is in Chicago.

Is there a limit to how many sports Teboq can suck ass at?

Nobody cares

I do. It's going to make family reunions very uncomfortable for me.
Go Cubs

>Barves

Well. This post didn't age well at all.

>Is there a limit to how many sports Teboq can suck ass at?
Teboq

I can hear the sound of metal bats without even being in the thread. Why the fuck do they use metal/composite in college, fuck, why even use them in HS? the only kids still playing in US high school are rich kids anyway.

I've been scratching my sweaty balls and asshole all day and now my fingers smell like Joe Maddon looks.

>the only kids still playing in US high school are rich kids
what a retarded thing to say

It's BJAP. Everything he says is retarded.

uh oh retard alert

AC is a real shithole even with the mini “renaissance” it and South Jersey/Philly are going through. I don’t blame him for getting plastered on some highballs and smacking around the dames at the slots

yeah, because there are so many urban youth on welfare or hillbillies into baseball. That's why the south east US could give less of a fuck about baseball even though they have baseball weather most of the year, they're all hicks and watch nascar and football

Fuck the paparazzi

yeah haha

>bjap unironically calling other people hicks
Aren't you from fucking Indiana?

you have no idea how many poor city areas and places there are in any cities that field a high school.
>southeast doesn't care about baseball
youre a fucking retard. A fuckton of baseball players come from the southeast

Jesus, the Braves are fucking awful.

Imagine getting swept by the Gnats.

Will the illies win a world series in the next 13 years?

Yeah, but 30 mins from Chicago. I did live in southern Indiana for 5 years and fucking everyone down there thinks they live in Alabama. No one was into baseball down there except from november 2016 to October 2017 despite being 3 hours away from the Reds or Cardinals.

and they were all probably upper middle or lower upper class

I've been to Indiana. It's a cultural wasteland.

Barves getting blown the fuck out by a shitty crippled Gnats team

Poor attempt at deflection desu, Barfs fan.

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Where did all the barves fans that were waving their dicks around earlier go?

>tfw OWG will never return

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waving their dicks at the Falcons training yard probs

"Get a massage" they said.
>astros

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Was it autism?

>disastros

WGN needs to sign a streaming contract already. Locast blows.

Based

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anyone making a game thread?

i heard she an extremely horny fuckpig and JV has a "no sex" the night before and is usually too tired the day he pitches and it drives her crazy.
>goddamn, when you didn't think JV could get more based...

nose goes

>nose goes

289th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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honestly if your name is odubel you should be allowed to hit your wife or gf

Well, at least maybe your parents for naming you that.

what team do people in Montana root for?

desu she deserved it for marrying an asshole like odubel

I remember there were Odubel Herrera and Asdrubal Cabrera and they rhymed lol haha

Here

Mariners, Twins, Rockies, Yankees, and Red Sox according to the Facebook map.

>barves

when you're a lifelong ATL sports fan, nothing can disappoint you

This desu

I still can't believe you let the fucking Patriots off the hook.

>barves

hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

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>Barves getting blown out 14-0 by the fucking gnats
my sides
youtube.com/watch?v=XWv1LPrcZEQ

He died after the Eagles won the super bowl

14-0
>excusemewhileIlaughevenharder.jpg

>barves
Getting no hit by Anibal Sanchez

>barves
LMAO

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Barves might not only get shutout, but Gnats getting a no hitter win.

>perfectoed

>barfs

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Hahahahaha how the fuck is the barves bullpen real hahaha nigga just get a pitcher that's good like nigga use your farm hahaha

>financial flexibility

>barves

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cusb are kid killers....

and with that the no hitter is dead

Why is Almora such a cunt?

>hahahahahahahaha
>gnats cant even get a no hitter

anyone have the video of almora killing a kid a few min ago?

How?

They've had 3 in the last few years

destroys a kid with a foul ball then walks over to that part of the stands and starts chirping at the fans

Not tonight tho

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He was crying, probably asking if the kid was okay

SPRUCEY BRUCEY

>tardinals

Chris Ianetta doing dabs in the dugout.

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crying tears of joy

>barves fans acting like getting a hit in a 14-0 game is like winning an eries.

Fuck, I'd cry too if I had to watch the Cubs.

Sure is samefag in here

Sorry sir

>Falcons choke in the owl
>UGA chokes back to back seasons against Bama
you get used to it.

Hey, I'm bored and waiting for dinner to cook and for my laundry to finish.

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how many are you

I just picked a booger and I'm not sure whether to wipe it under my chair or eat it.
Go Cubs

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>losedians

IT WAS 14-0

rays pitching broke my damn graph again

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>Nats choking

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of course bell played us so he climbed up the ranks

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>pitcher thought it was a pop up
video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1133910851679916032/vid/1280x720/kXHeeTcBUWG_HEkI.mp4?tag=12

This should be about who ends up in 2nd cause nobody is getting past bellinger

MARLINSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 3 IN A ROW

Mets @ Dodgers

woah

They found 3 people all sitting in a row at Marlins Park?

Probably Marlins Man's hookers.

They’ve gotta be demanding a bonus

I mean, being at a marlins game has gotta be the antithesis of sex so it kinda cancels out what they’re being paid to do in the first place

>TARDINALS

oh it probably will be, i can't see anybody catching him either

PHILS WITH 3 DINGERS IN THE SAME INNING

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At least you arent the natshitnals

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pretty based and maybe even redpilled

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Lillies got blown out by the Gnats this year too. Only worse here because Nats are border tank mode right now.

I'm just saying you guys are in first. I'd rather it be you than the nats. I HATE Washington. I "hate" phillies because were supposed to.

>I HATE Washington
W-why?

Buncha niggers
And it's where the government lives

Cuz they were a Canadian team once.

The ghost of Vlad is coming to rape your anus.

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Literally who?

>Andrew McCutchen of the @Phillies has had an eventful first 5 innings tonight, tallying 3 walks and a home run and scoring 4 times. The last leadoff hitter to put up those numbers in an entire game: McCutchen in 2011 with Pittsburgh. #RingTheBell

Wasn't he supposed to be washed? That's all I can remember people saying when they signed him.

>Addison Russel beating his wife
>Almora killing a kid in the stands
Is it time the MLB stepped in and got control of this thuggish organization?

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

little fucking faggot, we won the series

>be houston
>lose

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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>Be Houston
>Have a 'fan' die because they aren't paying attention to the game

>be houston
>lose

wtf they killin kids in houston now

white sox hijack lol

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>be houston
>lose

>tfw you miss ozzie

ozzie was on the cubs postgame show (for some reason) talking about how baez is much better than anderson a couple days ago and that anderson "won't change the game"

>be houston
>lose

Typical Ozzie racism

>tfw you will never see someone call a sportswriter a faggot and pretty much get away with it in your lifetime
And fuck him too. Mariotti got what he deserved.

based

How can one man be so based?

Based

now this is based.

Maximum based

Based Ozzie. He was crucial in getting that literal faggot Mariotti out of Chicago.

>AND Mariotti now has some bogus job in san francisco

Ozzie should be forgiven for anything flak he got for calling him a fag, truth is a defense against libel

God Ozzie's based, he just says what we're all thinking

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Epic, party of one? Your table is ready...

If I could be a fraction, just a fraction, as based as ozzie I'll be a successful man!

Tellin' it like it T-I-S

>Schwarber clubs a lead off home run
>Blocks ESPN's vulture camera
twitter.com/CaryThePerrin/status/1133906979309727744

All in a day's work.

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!...based...!

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As much this is supposed to be a rebuilding season with a number of pieces recovering from surgery this year, White Sox Baseball has been fucking fun to watch.

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The weekend vs the Twins was not fun imo.

*spits*
douchetard!

Reminder that sweeping the Royals is like winning the World Series for the White Sox. Namely because they have a 0% chance to go to the World Series so something else has to take it's place.

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J.D. Hammer has gotta be a top 5 name in professional sports

The Twins are ultra elite. While not fun, that weekend was perfectly expected. The rest of this season though was not in a good way.

I asked the bartender to turn on the Sox game on the 1 TV in the place, lifelongs weren't happy, but my table of 3 ended up spending like 200$ and it was only the first bar we went to that night. It was 4-3 Sox and they ended up losing 8-4 Twins. Sad!

The reason for that is because unlike the white sox, the Twins are an actually good team.

Celebrating's fine, it's the audacity of calling themselves the "white" sox when their whole team is a bunch of flea bitten Panamanians

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I knew they'd be good this year, but not best record at the end of May good. I still had injuns picked to win it, who could have predicted Clev dying, kluber sucking and dying, bauer sucking, rasco being mehhhhhh and ramirez on the medoza line and completely worthless.

It's 2019. And also James McCann is pretty white.

tbf look around the league and tell me what team isn't >56% (or more)?

dubs for truth

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Santa Maria.....

DIOS MIO

ai ai ai

>Cubs are on route to put on a crooked against the Astros
>Astros use a little girl as a human shield to shook the Cubs into not scoring
>Still lose
TexASS

>not the astros
>win

>TexASS
Is this a reckerpost?

sorry i didn't know

Did Recker have to resign in disgrace like Texas's secretary of state after being caught in a fake 'voter fraud' conspiracy plot to purge hundreds of thousands of eligible voters off the rolls?

If no, then no, it's not a Reckerpost.
If yes, When did Recker change his name to David Whitley?

>mitties stomp all over buehler

lmbo

>doyers exposed

This is a positive for the Phils. Odubel fucking sucked ass.

Be houston lose!

>be houston
>w- no
>no....
>lose after all...
>and kill a baby lol!!!

This, glad Scott Kingery now mostly has a full time spot in the rotation now.

>Did Recker have to resign in disgrace like Texas's secretary of state after being caught in a fake 'voter fraud' conspiracy plot to purge hundreds of thousands of eligible voters off the rolls?
>If no, then no, it's not a Reckerpost.
>If yes, When did Recker change his name to David Whitley?
So is that a “yes” or a “no”?

>Be an Astro fan
>Get killed by a foul ball
>The opposing team is more upset that you're dead than the Astros.
Why does Texas suck?

Yea Forumsstros!

Did Recker have to resign in disgrace like Texas's secretary of state?
Yes or no.

>be astros fan
>watch them lose
o no...

>Did Recker have to resign in disgrace like Texas's secretary of state?
>Yes or no.
He did retire. Was it in disgrace? I don’t know.

So Recker was never a Texas' secretary of state from the Republican Party who had to resign in disgrace after being caught in a fake 'voter fraud' scheme to purge hundreds of thousands of eligible voters off the rolls then.

That's all you had to say.

Anthony Recker has a woman's ass.

>So Recker was never a Texas' secretary of state from the Republican Party who had to resign in disgrace after being caught in a fake 'voter fraud' scheme to purge hundreds of thousands of eligible voters off the rolls then.
I have no evidence to indicate he was not. I don’t follow Texas politics.

>Anthony Recker has a woman's ass.
Is that true? What makes it like a woman’s?

I'm curious about this ass well.

That's your answer then.
Also you just followed Texas politics by reading that post. Considering yourself edumicationified.

post cute glutes (male)

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>That's your answer then.
So there is possibility that Recker was a Texas' secretary of state from the Republican Party who had to resign in disgrace after being caught in a fake 'voter fraud' scheme to purge hundreds of thousands of eligible voters off the rolls then.

>post cute glutes (male)
You just posted mae glutes. Why do you request others post more?

>post cute glutes (male)
You just posted male glutes. Why do you request others post more?

Why sweat?

Reckermania is a full-on epidemic in this thread!

Anybody got footage of the Almora foul ball hitting the kid in the stands?

reckermania has taken hold of the thread

sorry sir

>mest

>Mest just blew a 8-3 lead
Mest are back to being meme joke jobs again.

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Old hag

i hope jd hammer is good because his name is elite

M E T S
SUCK
SUCK
SUCK

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it was almost white sox tier ( we almost blew a 7-1 lead tonight but scored 1 to win Thank God)

what's her story?

Isn't Edwin Diaz supposed to be good?

Just a girl that enjoys eating and dabbing on the mest.

i wana dominate a MASSIVE meal a Cracker Barrel or IHOP with her then fuck in the bathroom.

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JAY
EEE
TEE
ESS
SUCK SUCK SUCK

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She's doing the dodger's mating ritual

WE LOVE IT

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>mest

fuck that's hot

Based BAJP...!

m-mommy

omigosh...

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god damn i had cracker barrel on sunday. shits all over dennys/ihop/whatever.

>mest

kek

JUST

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New York Jest Mest. Got a good ring to it.

that fat cali whore has probably never had the country-fried glory of Cracker Barrel breakfast.

after we both had 5,00 calorie meals i'd have one arms across her fat tits and the other arm attempting to move her fat belly out of the way so i could rub her pussy while she fucked me as I sat on the toilet in the restroom.

it is a legit fantastic breakfast restaurant. they pay their people decent so they have low turnover and their workers care, and it's a unique taste. also to mention comfy AF when you go there when it's cold and they have the fire place going. when i worked 3rd shift i ate there 3 days a week for "dinner" and the place was completely empty and i'd just watch a tv show on my phone by the fireplace

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muh trips fell off, fuck you Yea Forums

Phillies winnin the East

and then proceeds to get bootyblasted by the brewers/dodgers in the division round.

Twinnies winnin the Central

kinda like winning the special olympics these days, especially with the injuns pitching completely dead, he white sox still building, and detroit and kc being dumpster fires

Lillies dodged a huge bullet against the Twins when they went up against them when they were playing like shit,

SEETHE AT THE TWINS

i meant to add it to my post, but i meant to say you made a legit take over from the indians. i laughed at your offseason signings, but they're working out somehow. you have a 10 game lead a 2 teams you can easily farm wins off of and 2 teasm you should beat in 3 game sets for the rest of the season. im excited to see what you do in the playoffs...because historically you guys vs anything for the ALE...not good...

>this is me seething

>Doyers win

ARIBA!!

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All of those vulgar words and then you call it "the restroom"
Based BAJP knows how to keep it classy

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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oh seeth at us :) we own you and your shit team :) and we're fucking best in the league rn :)

Twins are setting their sights on Chicago and the results will be cataclysmic

hell yeah twins babyyyyyyy SKOLLL

T___s fill in the blank

TLOSES KEK TLOSES!

boom boom SKOL

oh you can die now

Doubting based twinnies?

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hey... I'm making a pie... It's "to die" for...

execute order 66

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s-sorry s-sir I-I d-di-didnt mean to d-doubt :o

Alert the quartermaster.... tell him to give this asshole an extra ration of spankies... my treat

give this asshole supreme spankies...make sure he regrets his actions.

Yes, master....

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fucking cringe this thread is CRINGE

why are twins fans like this?

stay mad bitch, the future is full of twinning baby

because they're mariner fans

what do you mean?

new

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they were like 5-1 at the time or something like that

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double the average blood serum testosterone and half the IQ of white men

2016 called it wants its meme back