/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Brawn Is A Hack And Bought By Mercs Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 137
V. Bottas 120
S. Vettel 82
M. Verstappen 78
C. Leclerc 57

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 257
Ferrari 139
Red Bull 110
McLaren 30
Racing Point 17

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
162 (164 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
87

>Hund status:
Ohh ja, now we are going to ze land of ze blott, Hamilton is very stark zere, maybe we wuz finally not unterhunds?

>News:
Brawn finally admits the season is over.
Norris: "Mclel used black druidic magic to divine the roadblock"
Ricciardo: "Our strategy blunders exposed me"

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death to carrie.

your 2019 WDC, cunts and cuntettes

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I CHOOSE YOU

sure bud

I wish someone looked at me the way tabi looks at these plates

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yikes

I love the doubt in her mind that Tabi wants all 3 plates.

4skin is better

What are the chances AMX absolutely annihilates everyone in the second half of the season? Since Monaco last year he had this resurgence of sorts, got in the 2nd most points after Hammy, but now he's in top form. Or is Honda going to shit the bed after all?

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mercedes has
>illegal front wheel suspension
>illegal rear wheel steering created by illegal rear wheel suspension
>custom made tyres
>custom made aero regs
maybe in 2020 and even then I don't think so since 2019 aero regulations wrecked everyone else's car concept except Merc's

who? I can't see who's behind bottas

Considering his car he is annihilating everyone. He wont win a ton of races though, Merc are way stronger and Ferrari are as well even though they are butt fuck retarded

The issue isn't Honda. It's RB for not making the most of the 2019 regulations and for not expecting the Honda PU to be good so they went conservative on the chassis.

RB is always very good with developing the car during the season, though. For sure they won't reach ze unterhunden, but surely they'll beat Ferrari?

They might over take Ferrari if the meltdown over there continues. I feel like Ferrari will probably come with some big upgrades for France though and then whenever they put a new engine in. I can see Max getting a win in Singapore and Mexico

Charles Leclerc (Mon)
>2018 Monaco GP
Dnf
>2019 Monaco GP
Dnf

:(

:)

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I hope but I'm losing faith.

>2017 FKino Monaco Feature Race
Dnf
>2017 FKino Monaco Sprint Race
Dnf

Also what the fuck I gained 5 places in fantasy even though I should've kept amx instead of Bottas.

Friendly reminder that Vettel hasn't had an error-free season since 2015.

Forgot about that
:((

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Shart LeFraud

Do you have the copypasta the Austrian was spamming last season?
I need it for memetic reasons

>Google

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Racist fucks

Nope, I've even lost Claire's fanfics.

Dubs and I fuck wagmum

dubs and wagmum pegs you with a cheese grater

Dubs and me and Wagdad run away together to fuck and play with weevils

>tfw want Hamilton in my team but that would mean getting the dead weight that Giovinazzi is
I'll keep Bottas and Blyat for now.

Dubs and there is no funny business whatsoever when it comes wagmum or any other mum of your fellow /f1/-spergs

Dubs and death to Carrie and Mana

Looks like I'm fucking your mum then lad, never had a Fin

Dubs and wagmum posts fingernails.

Reroll for toes

Dubs and you stop having sexual thoughts about my mother.

>18

Its like you didn't even want that

Digits and one of you will shit the bed tonight

Dubs and wagmum thinks Carrie is an ugly pig

Has he ever finished a Monaco race?

Mate his dad died leave him alone

Dubs and waggie asks his mother what she thinks of Carrie's Instagram

HOLY BASED

DO IT

OH SHIT

fug

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Shit...

Sry Sharl );

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gimi three steps, gimi three steps mister, gimi three steps towards the door

What does she think?

STOP GETTING CONFIRMATION DIGITS YOU BASTARD

Here look at these for a moment while I deal with this.

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DO IT FOR HER

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kek

>Charles Leclerc (Mon)
FKino Monaco Feature Race
>Dnf
FKino Monaco Sprint Race
>Dnf
Monaco GP
>Dnf
Monaco GP
>Dnf
Monaco GP
>Fatal crash

soon...

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Please repost your death to Mana vocaroo

I'll roll it for you

I like this
>Soon...

If world is a just place, both Toyotas will DNF and Rebellion wins Le Mans with SMP only 2 tenths behind

WAGmum will probably ask if Carrie is WAGlad's gf and say she is a very beautiful lady

f1 drivers that remind you of yourself?
for me it's kmag – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

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>Wagmum thinks waglad has an imaginary gf

fix'd

Her ex gf would be jealous then

schumacher

all I want to do is lay in bed all day

>Charles Leclerc

vocaroo.com/i/s1f39LuciVpt

Give me about 10 minutes

nah. alonso dnf. other car wins. alonso doesn't get his fag title

ricciardo - retard who makes poor choices

Alonso - Spanish retard who makes very poor choices.

Based.

I want you to know that I hate both of you and this is the only time I will ever prostitute my own mother for this thread

vocaroo.com/i/s0Rf1gbRKI1f

No more after this even if you get quints or higher.
Fuck all of you.

gimi because autism

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BASEDLAD

>My friends
:)
Also I don't understand what she says because I'm a bit dumb

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it's a girl with a bunch of cars, I think

love your work waggers

Thank you Lad, thank you /f1/.

BASED

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>Could have just lied and said something silly
>Actually recorded it

What a lad.

new sponsor when?

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She said GRAZIE SPAGHETTI MOLTO BELLA BIPPY BOPPY

"Yeah, I'm that girl with a bunch of cars they've talked about"

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FORZA WAGMAMMA

think she said thats a girl with a lovely arse

WAGlad has a nice voice.

DUBS AND WAGMUM SAYS GET IN THERE LEWIS

Let's prostitute his dad

DUBS AND WAGDAD POSTS HIS FORESKIN

rollin

trips and Bahamabro starts posting with bahamas flag again

Saved

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>implying the feces slurper has the honor to respect dubs

i can sort of hear the sweating thru the voice

Ms. Saftey Car(rie)

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Dubs and I make a poorly drawing of carlos sainz with my new tablet

Dubs and wagmum reviews wide gimi memes

it.motorsport.com/f1/news/red-bull-apre-il-mercato-vuole-hulkenberg-se-non-rinnova-la-fiducia-a-gasly/4397968/

>If Gasly keeps being shite RB will go for Hulk
>In Monaco there was the first contanct between the two parts
>Albon needs time to grow and Kvyat is a ???
>Also RB wants to dab on Renault

you win this round
I can't be arsed to remix it

vocaroo.com/i/s1vfJZrvc0K3

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>still mad about Retardo
Pathetic

>RB wants to dab on Renault
lmao

Based.
I like your voice, you should start a podcast; WAGcast.

THE MADLAD DID IT

Oh yeah also that part
>They think Nico is performing like Ricci
>They know Ricci is good so Hulk will be good aswell

RB was HIDF all along

They post. We post. Every once in a while, we post hard enough that the light breaks through the shit, and the world beyond the general glimmers. Behind every failed get is a human being. We are those people. If history only remembers one in a thousands of us, then the future will be filled with stories of who we were and what we did. But until that day comes, we will stand (but not you Simon sorry mate). We will look gets in the eye and we will post

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>RB was HIDF all along
LMAO

>RB buy Hulk
>Hulk either gets exposed or exposes the fuck out of cuckstappen and cucks RB out of >muh youngest wdc ever

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someone post the hulkmania jpg

BASED HULK
WDC 2020 PRACTICALLY CONFIRMED

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B A S E D

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what's that? I can't hear the HIDF fags over the facts

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>frens

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based HULK finally getting the recognition he deserves

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That’s not Amx

imagine buying a driver because you want to dab on a competitor

that's bretty based

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Can I be in the screenshot?

honestly red bull doesn't care who's number two as long as they have verstappen

That depends. Can I fuck your mother?

imagine being carrie, thinking you're all cute and a big thing, all hot, when in fact middle aged British women are looking at your social media and not being impressed at all, imagine if she knew that, bet it would take her down a peg or two.

Carrie has severe body confidence issue.

It would probably just make her start cutting.

Wagmum should go through the Wagfiles and send her thoughts to all of them

meme magic demands that you show wagmum your JAV collection and Sophia fleshlight

Poor Carrie, this morning you have /f1/ talking about turning her pony tail into a butt plug now you have /f1/‘s mothers getting in on the act too.

JUST ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
(keikaku means plan)

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>now you have /f1/‘s mothers getting in on the act too.
when were we discussing making wagmum use a buttplug?

Would be more kino if he loses to ham this yesr, but then switches to ferrari and wins 2020

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unironically starting to rate and like RBR the longer this season goes on
for some reason this horner_phone.jpg is one of the main reasons for it too

Schumacher was 40 when he first retired, can you imagine if Hamilton stays until he is 40, please NO.

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I wish the amberlounge fashion show was so insistent on making it a noncefest.

I just want to look at F1 presenters and WAGs in see through dress not their kids.

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>Hulk better than Gasly

What the fuck Helmut is smoking?

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yes
black don't crack

It somehow gets worse each year.

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becks looks perfect there, wish she wasn't being blocked by that child

>"The fire rises... For you"

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I just realised I missed a very crucial "wasn't" in that sentence.

Please have mercy on me GCHQ

But this year was the worse.

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GOOD LORD

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>kid in a swimsuit aka Liberty goes full pedo

MODS

It's the perfect hair and white dress combo.

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c-c-c-cunny

>Looking for more amberlounge pics
>Found this instead

I love it when things are ripe for the taking.

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Behave yourself!

please make it happen, hulk is based and deserves at least one shot in a competitive car

Get the feeling he's fucking bored, he's probably going to try and tie Shumey then retire

from left to right: pinks, ?, commie gow, finnish broad, sis irvine with cunny, russian qt, noemi, ?

"Fuck Renault"
>"Haha watch this Bernie"

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Pinks, Tamara Boullier, Gow, Finland girl, Sonia Irvine, Natalia Fabrichnova, Noemí de Miguel, Anna Nentwig

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Mervi Kallio

Dont get it

what did he mean by this?

nice

youtube.com/watch?v=6AzpYilkKrA
Who was in the wrong here and why was it Rubens?

This thing scares me on a deep level.

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She looks like Joe's Award's sister

kek

>nyck listens to them fucking through his bedroom wall

It's like making puppets and you don't want to have to make a separate female face so you just take the male one, add longer hair and fudge it a bit.

>Hulk to RB for 2020
>Kmag to ferrari after vettel gets justed
Ball sucking 2.0 incoming

>Hulk in, Gasly out
lateral move at best

this is one bizarre shoop

Absolute legend

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>the day waglad finds a buttplug in the dishwasher

Imagine the rage

Given that I have left Sophia to dry on both the radiator and windowsill I feel me raging would be hypocritical.

u wot?

kek

what does this Sophia look like?

Webber about to clean up his room

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>webber's mum-wife finds out he's an incel
>she grounds him for a year as punishment

Like a manor F1 pit crew helmet with a Japanese fleshlight inside

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You fucking champ

Based kaiju kino poster

And you leave this work of art on a windowsill to dry?

When it is sunny.

strawpoll.me/18070768

post benis

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Guys, what happened to Gimi's racecraft. I vaguely remember him being one of the best first lap performers 10 years ago, but this is just horrible. (Yeah, he's old as fuck but still.)

youtu.be/1gXPKK9E0eo?t=102

He wasn't having fun at Ferrari the second stint. Now he's having fun again but it has to come slowly

I lost it in a severe chicken related accident, I got a new acrylic one that doubles as a rolling pin.

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What exactly qualifies as a miracle these days, if this is one?

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UNTER

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based

you're not getting off that lightly waglad
gib proof

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Charles leCRAP

/f1/ck/ related

youtube.com/watch?v=PSuUnuohFwY

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Could you take raidillon flat out?

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Mercedes: Carrie Schreiner,Sophia Flörsch
Ferrari: Fabienne Wohlwend,Sabine Schmitz
Red Bull: Beitke Visser,Catie Munnings
McLaren: Alice Powell,Pippa Mann
Racing Point: Tatiana Calderon,Marta Garcia
Haas: Natalie Decker,Danica Patrick
Torro Rosso: Victoria Verstappen,Miki Koyama
Renault: Shirley van der Lof,Katherine Legge
Alfa Romeo: Emma Kimilainen,Simona De Silvestro
Williams: Jamie Chadwick,Vivien Keszthelyi

Thoughts?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZREYYxEcfx4

>it's a miracle
>blessed

My bicycle is going to tear that corner a new one

sod off

Swap Sabine Schmitz for Cindy Allemann

Merc OP as fuck.

Carrie can't into single seater

based

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Isn't Calderon already a Sauber/Alfa junior driver though?

She did Formula E testing for HWA/Merc

Dunno, Racing Point need that oil money tho

put my Marta on a better team

You just need to be retarded enough to cry about tires every race when you're fucking winning and have better car condition than others

Wasn't there an user (or was it waglad) who bought some cool knockoff Lego F1 car a few months back? Anyone know where he got them from?

Wow I guess F1 is for Christ-oids. What racing series is for true intellectuals?

G O O D C A R

>it's been 6 years

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I have no idea what that is, sorry

its what was on the toy car you NINNY

perez to renault

aahhhhh yeah it's not helpful unfortunately

Has anyone in any sport ever been ducked as hard as Vettee?
>destroy multiple records
>4 WDC consecutively, compared to Schumi
>worshipped like a god by team after 4th championship
>within a year of that win he was utterly dominated by Ham and Bossberg, still get mushroom stamped by Hammy

Pierre Gasly is the most underrated driver on the grid, he is driving for a team that is built around the best driver on the grid, Max Verstappen.

>The state of McLel

The state of everyone to be honest but especially Mclel

What a fucking disappointment

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Wags have changed :(


Also, obligatory:
>no, WAGlad no!

>wagmum will never evaluate slags with you

>"Mum, what do you think of this woman?"
>"It's a well endowed oompa loompa lady."
>"And what about this one?"
>"Blimey, she likes horses doesn't she? Never liked horses."

>>"It's a well endowed oompa loompa lady."
>"Mum, that's Juan Pablo Montoya, he can't help having breasts."

>All of the newfags in the comments saying this is like Senna v Mansell
It's not like F1 cars today are so wide that there are only 3 viable overtaking spots

>Louis Theroux episode ends with WAGlad getting found out
>Follow up episode deals with the fallout from it all

I'm telling you, this is peak TV

Toyota Racing New Zealand is becoming Toyota GAZOO Racing New Zealand and will be running the F3 regional car.

youtube.com/watch?v=KJw-DGlrvYI

>All these series running F3 regional cars
>The FIA STILL want to try and run the FIA """F3""" cars at Macau.

The whole point of Macau is for a wide mix of F3 drivers/teams to compete against each other.
No one wants a non-championship FIA """F3""" round.

>Halo

Fuck Bianchi for ruining the sport. Seriously. FUCK him. Cunt.

>be me
>watching EuroFormula Open
>commentator: "Billy Monger slithering out wide"
> >slithering

It's funny because he doesn't have any legs.

what's the difference between FIA (((F3))) and regional F3?
t. feeder series tardlet

based

FIA """F3""" is basically just rebranded GP3. Similar power, similar weight, she exact weekend structure.
Has no real connection to the old F3.

Regional F3 is basically the replacement for the previous F3 regulations. More powerful but heavier than the old F3 cars.

Oh and the actual difference is that FIA """F3""" is way fucking faster. 400hp compared to the 270 of RegF3.

Fast enough that for them to race at Macau would require it to become a grade 2 circuit and potentially get Tilke'd

They should just rename them to "Hyper F3", "Ultra F3", and "Super F3" to make it LESS confusing.

>implying the FIA abides by it's own rules

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They say that it doesn't need any big changes to become grade 2 but the reality is that if Sophia's crash had happened with these cars then everyone involved would be dead.

It is so much easier for something to go wrong in Macau that I sort of hope it does just to see how it all goes down.

Let's make our own F3 series /f1/!

>NASCAR Boomers mega pissed because they are considering making the engines hybrids

Lel

How the FUCK are they gonna make an oval racer a hybrid? Are they gonna regen brake for half a second twice a lap, and then expend it all in less than a quarter second? What about superspeedways where they're flat all the time? They literally would only work to help slow the car down to pit and then get back up to speed, which for the weight, cost, and complexity is precisely 0% worth it.

rightly so, get this hybrid shit out of my non endurance series

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It actually could be pretty (Formula) meme.
They would have to needlessly brake to get regen, then when they catch back up they would manually deploy to attempt a pass.

When they say hybrid it seems what they really mean is deployable power from a battery with no real regeneration.

That sounds hilariously stupid.

>next W Series race is at Misano
>Misano is right next to the beach
>tfw Insta pics

Race of the year :DDD

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>pinkham in high neck to hide the Danny Ric choke marks

and i wasn't going to fap today

her body is literally perfect

It's pretty much my ideal. Her face is 6/10 but she seems cute and her vocation conspires with the body to make her desirable as fuck in my opinion.

>plus German accents make me diamonds

lads do you suppose she offers similar services to lady mila bizarr for extra pocket money?

Probably calls him Daddy Ric

Since reg changes he never had a good car and when he did he choked so hard that it shattered his mind.

Vettel is a shadow of his former self, he should just retire and enjoy himself, it's not like he had autism like Kimi and can only do vroom vroom. He will never catch up the nig anyway.

The problem is that that the new regs dont suit the Redbull concept as much as it suits the mercs. And the Mercs are just far too dominant in too many areas of car development and racing strategy and have probably one of the best linups currently. Even if redbull has a late season resurgence, and it comes down to Hamilton and Verstappen by the end of the season, Mercedes can always tell Bottas to act as a reliable wingman and compromise Verstappens pace for the remainder of the season. Verstappen doesnt have a reliable team mate that can act as a wingman in the scanario that the WDC boils down to him and Hamilton. This is where the departure of Ricciardo will hit Redbull and Verstappen the hardest. They should probably replace Gasly if theres a chance this will happen.

>new hypercar rules are a complete shitshow
>Ford & BMW are out from GTE

Is WEC kill?

bbc.com/sport/motorsport/48297727
Good article about the Dunlop family and deathwheel. Kinda sad though.

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>Vettel is a shadow of his former self, he should just retire and enjoy himself

Reminder that Nico was right.

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WEC is like a cockroach. It sometimes scurries away but returns because Le Mans is so popular. Probably the most popular race in the world. Also the hypercar thing has been switched to two options: IMSA's DPi or something they call GTE+ (basically GTE with more aero and more kWh in engine). The latter has the porblem that it would mean LMP2 sauads get kekked hard while the former has no hybrid regulations which ACO autistically wants.

IMSA is unironically a billion times better than WEC. Then again, so is being stabbed.

For context: last year's Le Mans (shitshow of LMP1, only Toyota there) had 250k visitors, a fairly generic year. 2016 Le Mans (if I recall right) had 300k+ visitors. It's too big of a deal only from marketing standpoint to die out. Even if ACO dies and FIA abandons WEC, I am sure Blancpain/SRO Group buys the rights to Le Mans and makes it a pure GT race, the crown jewel of their season alongside Spa 24h.

racer.com/2019/05/28/pruett-fords-gt-decision-a-harsh-reality-check/

>LMP1 is on life support. DPi is thriving, to a degree. GTE-Pro/GTLM is on shaky ground. LMP2 is booming across the Atlantic and dying in the U.S. GT3/GTD isn’t allowed in the WEC, but comprises IMSA’s most populated class. BMW’s done in WEC in a few weeks, Ford’s done altogether in October. Hypercar feels about as real as Bigfoot riding a unicorn. And, if all I’ve learned is accurate, the ACO might uncouple itself from the WEC and realign directly with IMSA.

Hope they can find a sensible solution, even though for keks it would be glorious to see 62 road-spec Twingos racing at Le Mans.

You're right, IMSA does a lot of things right and it's sad it's not an international championship. Maybe they'll get on tthe when/if WEC dies like GT1 did. BMW is also gonna stay in IMSA while quitting WEC which should say something..

need a rogue mechanic to fiddle with Lewis' car

>"B-bono, it feels like there's some sharp object in the cockpit and I think I'm bleeding"
>"Just keep going Lewis, you can make it."

For the FIA, Oil money always takes precedence over safety when it comes to Baku or entertainment value when it comes to Abu Dhabi

Martin could throw some stones in the airbox on his gridwalk

>Martin
The only thing he'd be throwing him is love letters.

Why is it that both IMSA and ACO/FIA are trying to create regs that make THEMSELVES happy, rather than regs that make THEIR TEAMS happy?

Even Martin wouldn't even bother entertaining the idea Hamilton was in any trouble at all if you were listening.

if it's kill this time, there is one and only one thing to blame: the ACO. how can they still not have come up with the rules for the Hyper class?! it's a retarded circle of self destruction:
>ACO wants commitment from manufacturers for Hyper class
>manufacturers first want clarity on the rules before comitting
>ACO first wants to know with manufacturers will join before deciding on the rules
>manufacturers first want clarity on the rules before comitting
>ACO first wants to know with manufacturers will join before deciding on the rules
>......

fuck you ACO! this could sorta have become the return of GT1, but now you chased everyone away. only SCG (and Koeningsegg?) remain, so prepare for SCGWL. really sad to watch unfold, as it has been SCG's big dream to be able to compete in Le Mans for years, and now that they'll finally have the chance, they will be competing against only themselves in a dead class..

you mean knickers?

desu SCG vs Koenigsegg would be rather kino and if that's what it's gonna be then so be it. ACO in its hubris thought it can act like a tyrant towards the teams that actually fucking race and create the entertainment value..

Ferrari F40 Homage launches today lads. 1000hp on the cards, and a big fuck off rear wing.

>if you were listening.
Unlikely.

>I couldn't find any paper so I wrote it on these
>hey where are you going Lewis?

In complete contrast, the organisers of Blancpain actually give a fuck about the well being of their teams. When even fucking Bentley, company with no motorsport heritage to speak of, builds a GT3 car and gives factory support to M-Sport to run it and want to win Spa 24h should say something to ACO/FIA. If WEC dies, Blancpain will probably build on its corpse.

>le mans 24h of pure GT racing streamed live on youtube
bignut

essere Ferrari

Lads, how do we fix F1?

Its fine

Equal cars for maximum exposure.

ban merc

no brakes
gears used to slow down
gearbox changes in the pits

and two balls

V20s

tow nuts hanging under the rain light

>>If Gasly keeps being shite RB will go for Hulk
markelov or hubert confirmed in f1

>ricky and markeGOD together
I'd buy a renault shitbox if this happened.

>Going for a man that can't even get a podium when he has a pole
Marko would obviously go for a Blyat/Albon swap with Gasly

the argument is pace with Hulk being on a level with Ricciardo
Kvyat was slower than Ricciardo and Albon isn't experienced enough

nah thanks I'd still rather go for the og f40

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shorter cars
narrower front wing
limit drag coefficient
limit electronics
tyres with wider temperature window

Based GOATs

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Do you think Ronaldo buttraped Leclerc?

please be true, HULK smash

MULTIBALL

Best timeline for 2020
>Hulk to RBR
>Kvyat to Reno with Ric
>Seb keeps dominating Sharl's boipucci
>Kimi meme podium

As in match fix?

gas to torro
kvyat out
hulk to rb
sharl to reno
gimi to ferrari
schumi to afla
>prove me wrong
Protip: you can't

Impressive mental gymnastics HIDF, you d me yet again
However, by your logic Karthikeyan should get the RB seat since he was faster than Ricciardo

>gimi to Ferrari
>gimi to RBR
>gimi to Renault
>gimi to gimi
>gimi WDC 2020-2159

HAHAAHHA Kimi with a g

Who the fuck is Kimi?

Would be kino

streamable.com/i1tlg

>monaco marshals is best in world

Dog :)

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That's not a dog

>dark mustard 8 toe's

See

Waglad and mum replace Crofty and Martin.

GİMİ :DD

>you now remember hulk at sauber

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How many podiums did he get?

the same number as his stints at williams, foreskindia, renault and red bull.

1000x Max Poles

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gonna get a speeding ticket

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dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-7081279/Hundreds-mourners-arrive-pay-respects-Niki-Laudas-funeral.html

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Taking the points or going to speed awareness class?

>FIA guys not even wearing black
they probably hated him anyway

>he hasn't bent his number plates up so the cameras can't read them
you learned a hard lesson today

might go see stewards and complain

It was from a "safety van", would've made more difference.

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Very respectable look despite no tie

no difference*

*tips*

How much over?

*saves Renault*

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kmag doesn't get along with any of the other drivers

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64-67 in a 60, not sure

O you wont get shit for that

*steals retardo's red bull seat*

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*still doesn't podium*

Worth a bet on the match tonight Simon?

>Chelsea already imploding in pre-match training

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Imagine this Kino
>hulk replace gasly
>kvyat or kmag replace vettel
>mclaren somehow become competent again and alonso returns
>punished bottas full force at merc

bet I will, it's police officer discretion and I already have a record so if they look me up I bet they will punish

it needs deja vu song, webm masters please help

>have a record

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NO!

Lemme guess
Counterfeiting :^)

Nico and his new bf

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here comes that miga (hägä)

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Stop these slanderous lies.

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he's such a qt

>mika can do this with no potatoing
>schumacher can't ski without potatoing

Think we know who the true winner was

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>*ting ting ting ting*
>gentlemen
>may i please have your attention
>i would just like to use this opportunity to say a few words

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Hey cool Schwarzenegger went to Lauda's funeral.

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post hamilton drawer

>Schwarzenegger
dark nigger? pretty insensitive surnane

How do we make the cars smaller, lighter and more powerful without upsetting FIA + Merc?

bottas will crumble again
the nightmares are already back from the pitlane incidente

By demanding refuelling, and if they don't agree we stage a Bernie led coup.

>we

>muh refuelling

Its not the boomer years, they have computers that tell them exactly the optimal time to put fuel in and how much.

dubs and Hulk will make Verstappen his Wobbler

Only some kind of component failure has any chance of beating Hamilton at Canada this year. If Hamilton wins again in France (making it 3 in a row) then Bottas' morale will be shattered.

So? There are much more strategy options with refuelling involved and not just tyres.

drivers have gotten seats at top teams for worse seasons than that

You got as many dubs as Hulk has podiums

haha, cuz Hulk never got a podium, right?

Ja, das ist richtig.

what if ferrari is actually good next week?

I wish I knew before!
one wouldn't know from browsing /f1/

Then Seb will finish 2nd, making it even worse for Bottas.

Stick around and you might learn a thing or two more. I'm glad I could be part of your welcome, did you get your packet?

fug
this season is well and truly over unless bottas grows balls and starts a civil war

Manchester is still nice.

Dubs and WAGlad has to move out of his parents', get his own flat, cover every inch of the walls with pictures of Carrie, and then invite his mother over.

Only joking you don;t have to do it :DDD

Wew

But you should do it anyway.

Digits and WAGlad has to introduce WAGkid to the thread

This must happen

Hulk wins 2020 WDC by placing 4th in every race.

>just remembered the /f1/ rental home hunt

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>

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>ferdinand porsche and adolf hitler
>niki lauda and arnold schwarzenegger
every austrian is bff to each other

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post ruth

>turning up in a jumper and jeans

classy

tbf niki made his fucking air stewardesses wear jeans

this memes again
>In 2009, the cars had a fuel tank of a capacity of approximately 90 to 100 litres. Cars started the race with about 60kg of fuel onboard, resulting in a car that weighted 655 kilos (605 + 60kg)
>Things will be radically different in 2010. With an average fuel consumption of 2.5 kilos per 5km (source: Race Car Engineering), the cars will need to embark something like 155kg of fuel at the start of a Grand Prix (about 210 litres). The total weight of the car will be approaching 775 kilos (620 + 155kg). This represents an increase of 110kg in comparison to 2009.
and guess what happened when they reduced fuel tank sizes to store only 100 (or 110 now) kilos in 2014? have cars became smaller? nope LOL

also, name all these races with different strategy options, hungary 1998 and france 2004 don't count

Venturi tunnels are the answer to getting smaller cars. Cars are long because the back end needs to be jacked up for underfloor downforce but steep rake angles are hard to achieve. With venturis teams can get underfloor without needing to jack up the rear and thus without needing long cars.

Dubs and Waglad takes Wagmum to a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant and thanks her for all the good things shes done for him

Buy Rich Energy premium energy drink™

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Death to Carrie Posters

life to death

you want to go through every race where they fuel them long short? Put in a 50 litre fuel tank, car will get smaller otherwise it is a sail.

Want to improve F1? Don't rewards teams for mediocrity. What exactly have Ferrari done since Schumacher retired that warrants all the money they get? Spread that money between the other teams.

Ferrari is F1 and F1 is Ferrari

>The virgin cosworth

Yes just give Mercedes more money lol

So F1 is shit? And we just accept that because muh red car?

Give it to Red Bull and you instantly have a Mercedes beater.

ye

Improve F1 by returning to the rule set of `07.

Is he the Peter Molyneux of motorsport?

to fix F1 you give teams 0 control or input into the regulations.

liberty must come up with regulations, throw them on the table and tell teams they can take it or leave. If that means merc or renault fuck off then so be it.

I know how to fix F1
are you ready?


here it is
FANBOOST!

criipple dick

based

Add jumps, flame throwers and the ability to deploy oil slicks

Cool despite everything simply because of Elvis.

Here's how to improve Monaco:

Keep:
FP1
FP2
FP3
Quali (Traditional)

Remove:
Raceday

Add:
FP4
Second Quali (only one team on track, slipstreaming allowed and encouraged)
Third Quali (one car only, hot lap no holds barred (fuel, tyres, partymode, etc))

Winner:
Combined/calculated results of the three Qualifyer sessions

Optional:
Reverse laps

kek what a bitch

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2 day race weekends
>1 praccy
>1 qualy
>2 races

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>1 normal race
>1 banger racer
Would be great desu

Friday:
>1 practice
>qualy for Saturday
Saturday:
>Race 1
Sunday
>starting grid the order of finish on Saturday, DNFs in the order they occurred
>Race 2

THE ONLY MAN THAT CAN SAVE F1

WHY HAS HE FORESAKEN US

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Because he has a team in Blancpain

planetf1.com/news/vettel-considering-retiring-at-the-end-of-this-year/

/f1/ in 8ch. Any of ye's ever go that way?

>using Joe "Seething" Award as source

>Joe's Award

lots of cars running fuel

youtube.com/watch?v=q4ZKU9xN6M0

Seb will be in F1 until the first year of new regulations at least. If things don't change and he can't challenge for the title after 2021 he is gone imo

Any of you lads still playing this? Fuck, this game is fun. Thanks again for heads up that it was free.

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>Joe's Award
If anything this confirms Vettee intends to race until his '50s

Start using 1970's cars and rules

I play it on PC all the time

i do one-off races but I lose. I set tyres and fuel to red for the first 2 laps, then back to yellow but everybody else does one less pit than me, so i finish last

Guys

Guys guys guys

What if

Right

What if

I make the next thread

?

You've got 70 posts to work that one out

Do a season lad, there is barely any management in one offs, they feel rather wierd and inconsistent.
As for strategy, I always go for one that gives the least pit stops, and go to red modes only for a first lap.

Should I make it now?

The last poll indicated I needed to improve my thread splitting.

The same as usual: no one will use it since it's an *nglo thread

Requesting a fiscio related edition

Too early, only way to thread split on a slow non race day is to post within 30 seconds of someone else and without a brit flag.

Ladies and Gentlemen

Introducing...

Kimi Raikkonen

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>the gimmick faggot is back
Sure summer is coming

gonna be funny when vettee is out of F1 before gimi

DER EWIGER BOOMER

Everyone on the current grid will be out before gimi
Out of F1 and out of their lives

>Saward
dropppppped

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I reached the sad conclusion that keeping this up is futile. The season is over, the sport is dead, all that's going to happen the next years is watching the decomposing carcass of the sport being turned into glue like a dead horse.
We should just end it all after this thread.

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Digits and WAGmum dies in her sleep

Fuck off with your blackpill, it's always the darkest before a new dawn.

>Ferrari

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The darkness has lasted since 2014 my man

fuck off dieter
your moustache is gay
i see through your lies

That's a funny way to spell 1950

Mclaren is more competent this year BECAUSE he left.
Everyone in the paddock knows he is a diva and can't help develop a car for shit, he can only cry about it in the radio.

Yeah, that dawn was 2016.
After that it all went downhill

>Go to McLel
>McLel is shite
>Leave
>McLel go back being somewhat competent

>Go to WEC
>Make WEC even worse than before
>Put it on death path

Maybe him leaving after this year will save WEC and they'll live a new reinassaince.
Also Indy dodged a proper bullet there

>alonso
droppppppped

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>yfw Verstappen will become a multiple WDC in the next ten years

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>yfw verstappen never wins a title

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>Verstappen becomes a multiple WDC
>Never scores a pole position

Dubs and you die while being sodomised

He will unless there are even better guys coming after him which is unlikely.
He would have to end in total shitboxes or the Mercedes Reich lasting a thousand year (without recruiting him) to not be at least a twice world champion.

The Mercedes Reich won't end in the foreseeable future. Ferrari tried but they failed. Red Bull don't have the resources or connections anymore to win fairly or get the FIA to stop rigging it for Mercedes. They're going to milk the sport for every last dime it's worth and then abandon the dead husk when the money dries up.

But Hamilton is going to retire in maximum two/three years, if Mercedes is still dominant they are obviously going to get Verstappen

When was the last exciting season?
Go back to that ruleset.

Alternatively. Ban mercedes

And if >we start migrating towards FE they'll be ready to pounce on them as well

Dubs and WAGmum sodomizes you

Dubs and Grando turns your into a kebab

1963

2010 (as far as more than one team grasping the WDC is concerned) or 2016 (if you count the internal struggle)

Business idea: Stop changing rules every season

Business idea: Force Ferrari to hire some competent (read: non-Italians) for their team with all the free money they're getting

What if another Kraut constructor like VW(Audi) shows up though?

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Everything went wrong when new Logo appeared.

The only competent Audis in existence has four wheel drive which is illegal, they'll suck big time

8Bin seems to have unironically understood that
Marchionne went all the way promoting people from inside the factory and Mattia as a proper backstabbing Italian cunt after he got in charge decided ITALIA is no more and started looking at competent people from other teams.
Source
it.motorsport.com/f1/news/ferrari-finita-autarchia-di-marchionne-a-maranello-si-pescano-nuovi-tecnici/4398110/

>Mamma mia where's my screw drivolini

The problem with going back to older rulesets is that would inevitably unban something that would make the racing absolutely fucking awful. Imagine the 2009 rules, for instance, but we'll keep the V6T because why not. The cars would look ridiculous. They'd have extreme variants on last year's front wing concept, they'd have blown double diffusers, they'd have high rakes with extremely complicated floors, there'd be all sorts of bodywork sticking out of loophole areas, they'd have the sharkfins again, they'd have obscenely complicated bargeboards and brake ducts, they'd probably have all sorts of aero bits on the suspension, they'd have wheel covers that would do all sorts of weird aero shit to shape the tire wake. In short, it'd be awful.

If VAG shows up they'd better use Bugatti as the brand/manufacturer. I want a French racing blue F1 car.

Business idea, next years regs are release progressively from September onwards, the team finishing last in the previous season gets access to them first, and every 10 days the next team in the championship gets access etc etc

>Mamma mia
That's not how an Italian would ask that.
Especially in Emilia

Well that's good. I am not a Ferrari fan at all, I've suffered too much of "Ferrari International Assistance" too much but fuck me, having a competent team behind that engine/design would be so good in current day F1

So the winner gets access in December?

Fuck that's actually a really good idea. As long as there's no leaks it'd be a great way to help equalize things. Of course that means the FIA wouldn't get to have Mercedes write their rules for them anymore.

What would happen if we go back to 2008

>STR starts tanking and lets red bull 'borrow' their copy of the rule book months earlier

It's FIAMG now. See: Merc's illegal rims, illegal suspension (both rear and front), 2019 regs favouring Merc so hard it's obscene, 2019 regs saying teams "self-scrutineer" AKA Mercs just say they're legal and Pilelli tyres made to Merc's order forced to be the tyre for every track

They'll hire Vasseur before 2021 or Renault will you watch.
Alfa gave him more shekels and if he delivers and finishes 5th by that time he's golden.
He needs to kick Gio the nazi and get some decent pilot though, to bad Ocon is a mercedes boy but there must be some F1 rejects that would do the trick.

business idea: first and last race of the season are on the same track, so everyone gets to see if cars got faster

Would freeing up the tyre monopoly help F1? Why not have teams make deals with Michelin, Goodyear, Dunlop, Continental, Birdgestone?

How did we even get to this point

Maybe but positions are worth a lot of money in F1, so it would be a big sacrifice to kamikaze.

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>all the other girls in girlsonly.ws are corrupting her

The sheer amount of aerodynamic spaghetti all over the cars would be so dense and so complex that simply laying eyes upon the completed product would achieve every factory member instant apotheosis, a complete technical and physical understanding of all facets of reality.

In all seriousness though, on low fuel and the modern Pirelli tires they'd probably be lapping Monaco in under a minute.

If Pirelli exclusively develops for Mercedes, Goodyear for Ferrrari and Michelin for Red Bull we'd probably have better races to watch

>Drag coefficent of 0 with downforce level higher than Brabham 46B's

hot

>The sheer amount of aerodynamic spaghetti all over the cars would be so dense and so complex that simply laying eyes upon the completed product would achieve every factory member instant apotheosis, a complete technical and physical understanding of all facets of reality.
made me lol out loud, thanks dude
what would happen to spectators and TV viewers if the team members achieve apotheosis and become demigods?

Like in the first Indiana Jones movie

Business idea: you can sacrifice championship points to move up the starting grid, the team with lowest amount of points has priority

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It would just add a factor of uncertainty that has 50% chances to make it a bit better and 50% chances to make it way more boring (imagine everyone having worse tyres than Merc and its clients).

I think the problem isn't merc at the end of the day, it's Ferrari being complete trash.
Tomorrow you make Ferrari competent with the exact same car, upgrade Renault in the same manner to not shit the bed and fight with Red Bull (now they have the money and manpower) and you have a cool season.

Last year for example was ok desu, if Vettel did not choke that hard every other race it would have been an exciting season.

NEW

you gambled on a post lad

Always do
Almost always fail
Such is life

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bring back early 2000s cars, engines, tyres, pit stops, etc.