He's back
ham
He's black
he's wack
sounds cushy. isn't marseille a nice place to live?
nice one
You mean Nice.
>isn't a place in the middle of the fucking M*diterranean and that attracts the scum of France, North Africa, italy and even Spain a nide place to live?
Marseille is probably the only place on France worse than Paris
>Mou lite
Nice, we need more Mou
of course there are awesome villas there, the northern part of marseille is the shithole, if he gets good results he still could go in the northern part of marseille and get immunity from those criminals
forgot this guy existed
Get ready for numerous interviews consisting of
"errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
>Marseille
If you like Algiers, sure.
Totally forgot he managed Spurs.
Who the fuck is he?
Pochettino stole his career. He was unironically sacked too early.
Worst manager to have managed my club in my lifetime
t. Chelsea fan
You died last year!?
literally won you the champions league
>inb4 di muttio
had forgotten him already
reminder Vitor Pereira did most of the work in Porto's 2011 team
Unironically high iq post
>Vitor Pereira had more contestation while winning two league in a row with justbone defeat than Conceição right now
I thought he retired to be a rally car driver or some other meme shit?
I thought he died in Dakar rally??
What is this Mandela shit? He manages in Russia.
WTF that was a different person? I thought it was also Poch back then, and he just gained weight
what does her mommy ass smells like, lads?
literally who
I unironically rate AVB
This motherfucker is the luckiest piece of shit
>Coaching Portimonense
>Decent results nothing special tho
>Since he was young and good looking he was branded as the 'New Mourinho' like all young decent coaches are here
>Sporting needs a coach
>He has almost everything set to coach to Sporting
>Porto comes in at the last second
>Signs for Porto
>Coaches, in Portugal, a team with prime Falcão, James, Hulk, Otamendi, Alvaro Pereira, Moutinho, Fernando, Guarin, Cristian Rodriguez
>Lucky that Porto didn't qualify for the CL that year so he played in the EL
>Obviously wins everything
>Now has titles to back up his 'New Mourinho' persona
>Signs for Chelsea that pays 10M for his release clause
>Fired
>Signs for Tottenham
>Fired
>Signs for Zenit who are rich as fuck
>Goes to China
>Finally admits that he doesn't like football at all and loves cars
>Drops football to take part in the Dakar race
>Has an accident
>Goes back to football
>600k a month to coach a shit team where if he qualifies for Europe he will be considered an improvment
you can tell this man has led a life of suffering
>Coaching Portimonense
Stopped reading right here. Kill yourself, zoomer scum
I remember when people were saying he was the new Mourinho.
He didn’t take his job seriously because his family was already rich as fuck and he was set for life. He was literally born into royalty.
He could have retired before 40 and just lived a playboy lifestyle racing prestige cars and motorbikes for fun
Reminder he started coaching because he lived in the same apartment building as Sir Bobby Robson and knew how to speak English, so one day he asked him to play Domingos Paciência more
Ironically he faced Domingos Paciência in the 2011 Europa League final
AVBs fantastic seven got him sacked. Only good players to come from bale money was eriksen and lamela who was unironically one of spurs best players for a season and a half. The other players sucked cock
are those his cars? i know he's rich as hell but how the fuck can he afford a ferrari monza?
He comes from money and cars are a passion of his.
at the Olympique de Marseille you are literally considered a virgin until you get your house robbed
he was born as the grand son of the viscount & baron of Porto
he literally got into managment because he used to play football manager a lot back in the day and that the new trainer of porto moved next to his door and he asked him to get into the team staff
got 6 million in his chelsea year
got 6 + 18 million in his tottenham year and a half
got 25 million in his zenit stint
got 12-15 million in his china stint
besides he's from old money, so he probably knows how to invest aforementioned money. the 50-60 million he got in this last 7 years are probably worth the double, considering how the stock market performed
btw that mondial is chassis 0564md. went for ~5 million usd in 2015