*Union got promoted edition*
*Stuttgart got relegated sub-edition*
>upcoming mätches:
/bestbundes/ Relegation:
18:15 FC Ingolstadt - SV Wehen Wiesbaden (28.05.19)
European Finals
>EL: Chelsea - Arsenal (29.05. 21:00)
>CL: Tottenham - Liverpool (01.06. 21:00)
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you spelled
19:00 Rapid Wien - Mattersburg
wrong
>Hannover 96 meldet Vollzug: Mirko Slomka (Foto) übernimmt zur neuen Saison das Traineramt bei den Niedersachsen und löst damit den bisherigen Chefcoach Thomas Doll ab. Jan Schlaudraff fungiert künftig als Sportdirektor beim Bundesliga-Absteiger.
I thought Thomas Doll was doing alright? He actually got some points with that trash team.
>Union promoted for the first time to Bundes
>Managed them in FM
Fuck I might have to watch the Bundesliga now. Was waiting for the day Holstein Kiel stepped up or the sun collapsed, whichever came first.
lol no
when i drove through berlin all i saw was union graffiti, nothing about hertha
Very much a reddit team, though
Hertha supporters are from the Speckgürtel (bit surprised _you_ didn't visit that part)
Until Reddit learns that Union fans sing Christmas songs every winter
>Le Reddit team
Jesus Christ
They're not San Pauli (the ACTUAL Reddit team), they're a newly promoted side to Bundes, Eisern Union doesn't make me think of fucking church chants (which is GOOD),and this tidbit trivia:
>Their nicknames evolved from the earlier sobriquet Schlosserjungs (metalworker boys), which was in reference to the blue kit the Union played in, as it was reminiscent of the overalls worn by local workers.
>In former GDR times Union was known for a rivalry with Dynamo Berlin who was affiliated with East Germany's Secret Service Stasi.
>In May 2004, the supporters raised enough money to secure the club's license for fourth-division football through a campaign called 'Bleed for Union'.
I frankly could not give a single fuck about Reddit bandwagoning a team. If a team is newly promoted from the second division and they're not some old glory, they're based, period.
>t. Pescara lifelong still seething
st. pauli is pretty based as well, though
hourly reminder to hail our queen danamutt
Don't know for you guys, but in /bestbundes/ I'm supporting Nuremberg next season
meh, I'm not a dana lifelong anymore. still, post some arsch of her.
Is it similar to Bayern and 1860 fans?
Congrats Union
>"We're pro-LGBTQIwhateverthefucktheacronym means anymore and PROUDLY LEFTISTS!"
>LITERALLY a fucking clothing brand
>Backed up by Nike of all people
Yes, and Olympiakos is still a common man's team, huh?
sounds pretty based to me
He is shitposting you dumb reddit fag.
Hard to say... Buyern fans are everywhere
Ban asymetric shitposting!
youtube.com
What did they mean by this?
d*nmark ins gas
thanks
I didn’t make the post about Union.
Crazy stage in the Giro, at least the past 30 minutes since I came home.
>can still hear them Sächseln in their chant
Ostdeutschland = best Deutschland
>Bayern-Präsident Uli Hoeneß wollte den VfB Stuttgart motivieren und wettete Ende 2018 beim Treffpunkt Foyer unserer Zeitung gegen den Abstieg. „5000 Euro, wenn der VfB in die zweite Liga muss.“
>So kann man sich täuschen. „Davon konnte man zum damaligen Zeitpunkt nun wirklich nicht ausgehen“, sagte Uli Hoeneß am Dienstag im Gespräch mit unserer Zeitung, „dieser Abstieg ist bitter. Es tut mir leid für den ganzen Verein.“ Dann bat er um die nötigen Kontodaten. „Natürlich halte ich Wort.“ Wettschulden sind Ehrenschulden. In den nächsten Tagen überweist Uli Hoeneß 5000 Euro an die Kinderkrebs-Nachsorgeklinik in Tannheim, die der VfB Stuttgart seit vielen Jahren unterstützt.
ES IST DOCH NUR EIN TRAUM
DAS BLOSSE HASCHEN NACH DEM WINNNND
new drei90 wann?
whats dana up to these days?
this
what a wh*re
and that's a good thing
How do we stop Bayern next season?
>we
era of the BULL
looks much better with pale skin
ZDF shows Ingolstadt - Wiesbaden btw
based thanks fren
The ZDF livestream for football matches is the only good thing our GEZ money finances.
based Wehen
NO ERA OFFSIDE
damn, how bad is the commentary?
cam on wiesbaden
absolute state of zdf live editing
camerawork is worse lel
true. pathetic.
>camera on ref the whole time
>oh, goal btw
They kept the camera on the ref for 2 whole minutes while the ingo scored the goal. Amazing work, ZDF.
ORGINALE NICHTSKÖNNER
so who are we rooting for?
Phillip Billing on Jan Siewert: ''He is special. Real German mentality, little strange. He came in like he had won PL five times, little arrogant, and I think most of the players lost the respect for him after one week. People could see there was something wrong.''
Wiesbaden.
JENS KELLER GENANNT
for me, it's Aua Meadowbathing
DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN DITTGEN
WEHEN
who is it?
Nach einer Schlägerei an einer Berliner Schule ermittelt die Polizei: Ein 15-Jähriger soll einen jüdischen Schüler ins Gesicht geschlagen haben, ein anderer hetzte offenbar mehrere Jugendliche auf.
Bayern
>Götze to Werder
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Schalke
B A S E D
two great options. also nice dubs.
the power of dubs
how to spell salty in danish
wiesbaden stronk
it's fucking Arsenal.
KFC Uerdingen
Union Berlin.
>Ingolstadt
this game
>ingolcucks
BAULSEN :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
what was he thinking when he did that?
Niederlechner to Augsburg
ok everyone switch over to Rapid - Mattersburg now
nö
i cant this mätch is too good
it's all in the reflexes
The one that can actually win something and isn't playing against the Abstieg to celebrate it afterwards like the Liga Gewinn
>you now remember HIV
>le defending striker man
Streich babby
have three other bundes threads to read and really dont feel like it
So...Wiesbaden?
Yes
truly first world problems
>Wettschulden sind Ehrenschulden.
Based Ulli.
>Uli
>Ehre
pick one
This headline did not age well
hello fellow aryans
Rapid already 2:0 in the lead after 14 minutes, its over
Hello.
w2c bomber of the thing is through man?
>convicted criminal
>lying
no surprise here
wtf am i reading
KFC
jz 1 monsun
ICH MUSS DURCH DEN MONSUN
HINTER DIE WELT
BIS ANS ENDE DER ZEIT
WO KEIN REGEN MEHR FÄLLT
Where can I purchase the jacket of Jochen Breyer?
Wisst ihr was das geilste am Bayernfandasein ist? Titel? Nein
Es ist dieser Frust und dieser Ärger all dieser siedenden Anti-Bayernhurensöhne die jedes Mal mit frustverzerrtem Gesicht vor den Schirmen sitzen und lauthals Kreischen und Wimmern. Ich würde literarisch 1000 Euro zahlen für eine Kollektion von Fotos der Gesichter dieser abartigern Drecksmenschen. MANN WERD ICH HEUTE ABEND GUT SCHLAFEN! BLEIBT SAUER HINGEGEN IHR dreckigen, faulen SCHEISSER! hehehehe
you mean Jochen Br00
truly it is. Also have to vacuum the living room, do the dishes, do a manicure, go over my finances and sort some paperwork. Also dont feel like it.
Ban asymetric TM postings!
Hatte damals meine erste Freundin gekriegt als der Song beliebt war.
Watching a Fritz-Walter-Medaille winner going down to 3. Liga. The curse is real.
DROLLPOST :DDDDDDD
Beginnt das Problem hier nicht schon viel viel früher? Alle möglichen Marktteilnehmer haben ein Monster miterschaffen, das man kaum noch gebändigt kriegt.
Die Werbeblöcke in den Halbzeitpausen sind voll mit Clips von Wettanbietern, es werden Stars aufgefahren als Werbepartner, die Vereine haben meist eine Partnerschaft mit einem bestimmten Anbieter (bishin zu Trikotsponsoren bei Weltvereinen), die nationalen und internationalen Verbände arbeiten mit ihnen zusammen, selbst die "Fachmagazine" haben auf ihrer Seite neben den voraussichtlichen Aufstellungen für die kommenden Spiele einen Werbe-Link zu einem Anbieter und die gedruckten Zeitschriften und Zeitungen sind voll mit Anzeigen.
Folge: Das lockt die normalen Menschen an, die mal in größerem oder kleinerem Umfang hobbymäßig Sportwetten platzieren, das alles füttert aber vor allem das System und lockt auch diejenigen an, die manipulieren wollen - und macht es im Endeffekt rentabel genug für einige Akteure, sich kaufen zu lassen oder ermöglicht es, dass einige erpressbar werden.
Vor 20, 30 Jahren gab es auch Sportwetten (eher auf dem Niveau kleinerer Wettbüros), aber das System der Sportwetten wurde doch nicht von allen Beteiligten (vor allem nicht im deutschen Fußball) so bereitwillig bedient und man hat nicht so eng mit den Anbietern zusammengearbeitet.
Es gibt einfach zuviele, die gut daran verdienen, sodass die wirksamste und einzig erfolgversprechende Möglichkeit, diesen ganzen Sumpf trocken zu legen indem man es massiv reguliert und Vereinen und Verbänden verbietet in irgendeiner Weise mit Wettanbietern zu tun zu haben, kein gangbarer Weg (mehr) sein wird... aber die Notwendigkeit, dass das Ganze so wie es heutzutage ist, überhaupt existieren muss, habe ich bisher einfach nicht verstehen können.
Ahahahhahah
BAULSEN :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>top club
>Arsenal
top [wage] club
Based
A
S
E
D
fuuuuck i cant wait for the Berlin derby.
KINO
Götze is a top player
funfact: I googled "Bocklos" like three times in the last couple of days, and didnt understand who it was, and why this name was mentioned in context with Boateng.
Weltklassespieler you might even say
Flexitarier RISE UP!
yes yes
based retard
Redpill me on Götze’s weird disease
his body quocked when it should have quacked
aua aua mein popo :DDDD
this + arte
theres also nice dokus on 3sat & phoenix
And the Böhmi! :D
nö
W E H E N
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK OFF, YOU RETORTENCLUB
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh no no no no no no no
>SCHANZER
öh nein nein nein nein nein
WHAT A DAY
BASED MEADOWBATHING
yes yes
RELEGATION 2019 - REVENGE OF THE SHITTERS
BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>Ingolshit
kek
>Ingolstadt
More like Ingodownstadt ;D
>schanzer
more like "shitter" lmao
>FC Mongolstadt
me rn
>shisha during ramadan
absolutely haram
who is that blonde dyke?
obviously Matze Knop
what is she up to right now?
xQc
Me in the back
>Slomka back to H96
Rapid won btw, but you were all probably watching anyway
>Die Hütteldorfer schalten den SV Mattersburg in der Playoff-Premiere der Bundesliga mit einem 2:0-Sieg aus und duellieren sich nun am Donnerstag (heim) und Sonntag (auswärts) mit SK Sturm Graz um das letzte EL-Quali-Ticket.
Yes, and don't forget to tune in when it is next
>Tedesco back to >S04
>frontl21 with the cxu banter
What timeline is this again?
Also gib Iggy nudes pls
cringe
Diana is my CDUfu
Sternstunden des ÖR ugezs
>Yea Forums und /bundes/ im kompletten schmelzrunter
She's cute, if I were Philipp Amthor I would try to baller die Alte.
>no alcohol in sight
Not denmark
>implying girls wanna date consercucks
Sad to see my old hometown of Ingolstadt in such dire straits.
I bought some joints in Christiania so I’m a weed smoker now instead.
DAS IST ILLEGAL!
shes a CDU-Mitglied herself, according to the second pic, so /ourguy/ should have no problem
very nice
We are straight edge here. Document your way from entry level drugs to heroin somewhere else.
>/bundes/
>literal gathering of alcoholics
>straight edge
yes yes
bayern bros how fucking stoked are you for next years 3. bundes season
>derby vs 60er
>derby vs haching
>derby vs ingolstadt
shit will be cash af
is denmark actually a hot bitch, willing to choke on my dick?
yes
non germans cant even appreciate this
it's late
...
...
...
I had my pastrami open for too long in the fridge, now its beef jerky
Pastrami is ridiculously overrated.
its okay, nothing special, wanted to go for something different on my butter bread
> Laut „Sport Bild“ sollen die Bayern bereits ein Angebot für Atléticos Rodrigo abgegeben haben.
>„Ich kenne den Spieler gar nicht“, sagte Hoeneß gegenüber der „Sport Bild“
what's his fucking problem?
I don't know that Rodrigo guy either.
>german cuisine
even leafniggers eat slightly better than you
True, ming ting noodles and cho ching ko soup are great
Do you like to flame grill your meat on the barbecue?
My great uncle certainly enjoyed flame grilling your countrymen with his flamethrower all the way from Juno Beach to Berlin back in the mid 40's
Don't listen to him
Hertha support is just very low in West Berlin compared to other bundles clubs because of internal immigration.
But Union have the same problem. Sankt Pauli always sing Heimspiel in Berlin For example. Union was litteral village tier team after the Welle until they reached the 2002 final against Schalke.
Real Berliners just don't like football that much.
Union is right wing
Showed up in Hasan's YouTube suggestions
>„Ich habe noch keine genauen Zahlen, aber ich denke, dass der finanzielle Rahmen sehr schwierig wird“, erklärte Hoeneß gegenüber der „Sport Bild“.
miau I bet he offered 32.5m€
>st. pauli is pretty based as well, though
>Bei Arp bin ich noch vorsichtig. Genauso bei Davies. Beide sind zugegeben riesige Talente. Fast wie Sanches, den ich übrigens auch nicht gehen ließe. Dieser Junge kommt noch. Ich bin mir sogar sicher, das er sich zu einem Weltklassespieler entwickeln wird.
My date yesterday went well and we will have a second date
no way
WHORE
Hecking new HSV coach confirmed
Yes and Dortmund is also "right wing"
poor guy. what's even worse is that my hair looks just like his.
>von der Südtribüne in den Stadtrat
amusing post
good if you're 60, bad if you're 20
wouldn't all Stadträte from Dortmund claim that? I mean it's the only remotely good thing about their city. If I wanted to get in their Stadtrat, I'd LARP as an Echte Liebe ultra too.
Werder signed Friedl from Bayern on a permament deal
nohomo but man Dieter was good looking
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS HSV REDEMPTION ARC INCOMING! I CAN ALREADY HEAR THE CL HYMNE
flocka played pretty decent in all his games this season.
dunno why kovac doesnt field him more often desu
because he's really bad
all things considered i like /bundes/
yes 0 l0k it too
>„Als Schalke 04 hätte ich sicher anders agiert, aber ich kenne nicht die Strategie des Klubs“, so Nübel.
>Dass der FC Schalke 04 Nübel eine längere Zusammenarbeit nicht bereits früher anbot, sei nach Aussagen von Schalke-Chef Clemens Tönnies vor allem ein Versäumnis von Christian Heidel. Der ehemalige Sportvorstand habe ihm gesagt, dass Nübels Vertrag sich nach einer gewissen Anzahl an Spielen automatisch verlängern würde – eine entsprechende Option befinde sich allerdings gar nicht in dessen Arbeitspapier.
>Der FC Bayern München befinde sich nach Angaben der „Bild“ in der „Pole-Position“ und pflege bereits seit längerem Kontakt mit der Spielerseite.
>Dass Nübel in den Planungen von Tönnies das neue Gesicht von Schalke werden soll, habe keinen Einfluss auf die Entscheidung des Profis: „Ich habe zum gesamten Fußball-Business einen gesunden und notwendigen Abstand. Darum kann ich auch mit vermeintlichem Personenkult wenig anfangen.“
>schalke
>hiv
>buttgart
>hangover
Your Arps, your Nübels
>Der ehemalige Sportvorstand habe ihm gesagt, dass Nübels Vertrag sich nach einer gewissen Anzahl an Spielen automatisch verlängern würde
yeah I'm calling bullshit
is he insane? he literally and figuratively can't win with HSV.
First Aufstieg, then Champions League
you must admit that HSV can do good business if pressured to
*first Aufstieg, then sacking of Hecking and signing of hottest new laptop zoomer, then Abstieg
They probably offered him a trillion €€€ and a golden statue if he manages to get promoted with HSV.
So he was a Canadian who later deserted to the Red Army?
or they could have just kept Titz and be in the bundesliga now
How many coaches are on HSV's payroll now? 7? And Hecking probabaly earns a shitload.
>Insgesamt übertrug Sky 266 Bundesliga-Partien live in der abgelaufenen Saison. Viermal wurde die Zuschauerzahl mit 0 angegeben, da zu wenige Menschen im technisch messbaren Bereich (unter 5000) einschalteten.
tfw your /bundes/ postings have a higher reach than a /bundes/ match
>götze to arsenal
based dortmund reject fc
>technisch messbaren Bereich (unter 5000)
eggsplain
I love Germany, but I fear my love is for a Germany of yesterday - a Germany that no longer exists,: a white Germany
It still exists outside of NRW.
i am sure that was used to be prussia is over 95% white still
>Dies waren Mainz gegen Wolfsburg (5. Spieltag/englische Woche), Hertha BSC gegen Leverkusen, Wolfsburg gegen Augsburg sowie Mainz gegen Hoffenheim (alle 34. Spieltag). 15 Spiele hatten lediglich 10000 Zuschauer – siebenmal mit Beteiligung von Freiburg und sechsmal mit Wolfsburg.
LOLsburg
Really? This makes me happy. Gonna visit Berlin now
NRW and BW and all cities.
Whats gone is gone. No point in crying about it now.
My home town is 90% white. I haven' seen a single non-white kid in the last years.
>>>/deutsch/
AFAIK some people have their TV usage recorded and then they extrapolate these numbers to compute the TV ratings. If none of these people actually watched the match, they probably guess that no more than 5000 people watched it at the time.
Tonight is the night. We gonna be rich. It's our time!
Seems like you need to get out more, racist
>stop mentioning my cuck state reee
You wish, I'm from Saxony
why do you always have better Quoten than me, whats your website?
T. Stasi
ok sorry Numbi :3
>He finally noticed
I never said anything about that because the other guy a few years back got butthurt when I told him to stop using tipico. I'm using BWIN.
tipico is better. enjoy 5% Abgabe. lmao
can't you literally tell that from the yellow on black text? I'm not even betting and I know what the bwin website looks like from all the shilling on the internet.
Im only using interwetten because they give out Gutscheine for special events like the world cup last year, might switch over then
I thought its probably bwin but Id rather ask
surely their names aren't all "Bernd" right?
lol nice trap
The interwetten website design is horrible tbqh. Are you going to bet on tonights game?
Not me, but thanks
What time begins EuropaLeaguepokalfinal?
ît begins when it begins
will we really watch this shitfest? apart from apart from koscielny and maybe giroud i dont like one single player on these teams.
showered 2 hours ago, new clothes and everything, crotch already smells like sweat, you cannot explain this :(
>not liking Özil
I still like Sokratis
>I suffer on Germany
What about Bernd"Fliegenfänger"Leno and Xhaka?
I did a small one just know, there would also be Austrian 2. league on today but thats absolutely horrible to bet
21:00 cet, exactly 7 hours from now
not even Xhakas mum likes Xhaka
forgot pic of the sichere Ding
in exactly 7 hours the first goal will be scored in the el final
that doesn't look very sicher to me
based. will ukraine ever find his peace?
winter ist vorbei, fetti
Dieter"mag HSV seitdem er ein kleiner Junge war" Hecking
BASED
Thats gonna some fun 30 minutes for you.
this. it looks very bad even.
shave your pubes
its a final, 20 minutes of abtasten and probably still 0:0 at half-time
Bruins I did on the basis of them playing at home and having won yesterday at home already
100% sicheres Ding
>wonder why lidl is trending
>it's because they are now selling beyond burger which are immediately sold out
Based.
Beyond burgers taste almost exactly like burger king burgers
Burger king burgers taste like ass
BK burgers taste great. Your reverse psychology marketing is working! I will buy that Beyond shit.
I just saw that Weisbaden beat Ingolstadt for a spot at /bundes 2/ can anyone redpill me on them?
nö then I rather smell
Cringe. Bk tastes literally microwaved as does beyond bürger. Also the beyond""""""bratwurst""""""" was absolutely disgusting
up north we have a market chain called "sky" and they are selling packaged hamburger royals for 3€ per piece. stiftung warentest bestätigt: 5/5.
Royale With Cheese :DDDDD
just been to lidl and haven't noticed anything. It's a very unsören neighbourhood though, wouldn't be surprised if they sell exactly 0 kek.
For me, it's Viertelpfünder mit Käse
For my sister, it's the Bondburger.
For me, it's Bulette im Brötchen
they are next to MainzzZZ
>Not eating the Big King XXL exclusively
psh
mmmmmh i like :DDD
Wiesbaden is a lot less interesting neighbour of Frankfurt and Mainz, and this means something.
>ami culture
not with me, Freundchen.
To be honest you cant compare US fast food to EU fast food. The stuff thats good in the US can suck here and vice versa. Its sometimes even different by country because they might have different meat minimum standards. Like the chicken nuggets in Switzerland, they are by far the best while in Germany or here, they are nothing too special.
For me, it's Nordsee.
>*blocks your path with ludicrous prices*
i could get by cheaper through buying the ingredients and hiring a cook to make the same stuff.
MAMA MACH DEN BACKFISCH JETZT IN DIE MIKRO ODER ICH RASTE AUS
sadly this Im really craving a fresh Fischbrötchen right now, sucks to not live near the sea anymore
did you knutsch?
baseert
This doesnt really sound encouraging though their logo is based. Will give them a check sometime
i meant to link to of course
>not using the coupons
mola
>new Lena leaks
where do they come from? shouldnt she have learned her lesson by now?
it was an """""""""""""accident"""""""""""""
Rasenfunk just uploaded their Saisonrückblick
hmm...
>Rasenfunk just uploaded their Saisonrückblick
And I'm only gonna listen to the second part
cute! I remember this from my own kindergarten days. sadly the Greens will outlaw it soon so the Indians have 0.1E(-34) less plastic in their rivers.
>not listening to the complete 22 hours in one session
casual
>Also the beyond""""""bratwurst""""""" was absolutely disgusting
No shit, that's what wurst is all about. Do you know the stuff they put into sausages?
>numale is disgusted by completely normal things: epsidoe 867
>. Do you know the stuff they put into sausages?
No, nor do I want to know.
There is not a single good thing in the world about sausages which is not done better by normal meat
except for preservability, taste and vitamins.
What is taste?
Yes, dried fruits are great. What does it have to do with sausages though?
schnauze jz
Where from doy ou get your /bundes/news apart from here?
I like to eat dried plums. but not too many, otherwise i feel shit for a few hours, literally
unironically transfermarkt frontpage
kicker
It's dont
can RB sign some good players already? I don't want to put my hopes on chokemund again.
>Rooting for RB
>ever
yikes
Real Based are literally /our guys/ because Numbers is the most hardcore fan on this subreddit.
Dumbers is a low iq female, doesn't count
ugh, alois back at it again
RB already blew their transfer budget, sweetie
footylad starter pack: transfermarkt, kicker, whoscored, goal.com, understat
on whomst?
tm and frens
>veggie burger
there should be a free Schelle with every veggie burger.
>Auch Herrhausens Nachfolger Rolf E. Breuer setzt diesen aggressiven Expansionskurs fort. 1998 steigt die "Deutsche" mit dem Kauf der amerikanischen Bankers Trust in den Olymp der internationalen Investmentbanken auf und setzt auf den direkten Nahkampf mit den Platzhirschen Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley und JP Morgan.
>Doch der Preis ist hoch: Denn mit dem Gang an die Wall Street, der die Bank 17 Milliarden D-Mark kostet, kauft sich die Bank eine angelsächsische Kultur ein, bei der vor allem Gewinne und die eigenen Boni im Vordergrund stehen.
kek even normie babby tier news are redpilled about the eternal anglo
I'll sing you a song and it's not very long
It's about a young man who wouldn't hoe corn
The reason why I cannot tell
For this young man was always well.
a leaf getting triggered I'm having some slices of bread in the night
who is this sharp dressed gentleman?
candy man Hitschler
>goal.com
Has it become better or is it still 90% clickbait und fakenews?
>complaining about fake news in football
er hat den fußball niemals geliebt
Mmmhmm
yes yes now food
some brazillian talent and Hannes Wolf from Salzburg
I walked 13.8 km today lads
>20m
so about 1/3 of the Werner money
Yippie
sounds like a waste of time but ok hope you enjoyed
good
Werner wont leave, he will go next year >for free
>implying he wont go to Liverpool
I was cucked by the bank ( Literally the only bank that wasn't open at early morning ) and the public transport ( I put money in the card, but the tickets have not yet dropped ), so I had to go to the uni walking
>i suffer living on brazil
>he thinks Werner will break his promiste to Bayern
bought some Bratwürste and Sauerkraut for dinner in honour of the Wurstdiscussion
>he thinks players give a fuck about Buyern in 2019
elke
No way Werner is going to join Buyern to be 3rd striker behind Lewandowski and Arp
basado
based
Arp is going to score a lot of goals next season in the 3rd league.
Nürnberger sausagelets don't qualify as sausages
No way Werner is going to join Liverpool to be 3rd striker behind Firminho and Origi
Dr Mengele, I'm Göbbels
that's the Frankfurt coach, dumbo
Wish I had friends to have fun with
I wish I didn't
> fart
> it smells like slurry
But I like the smell of it.
RIP
Four-day weekend
Same. Must be fun.
That hit hard...
time to wank
Sttugartium leviosa
Stuttify
stabiler wrestling fan vorne links
ugh
please help me find him
good oldschool oc kek
Are we going to watch the EL final?
I don’t think so
I'll probably at least listen to it, ain't got nothing better to do
I wish I had a cute gf to put my penis inside.
going to bed early today to be rested for chrisiti himmelfahrt
high quality shitpost
Himmelprut
Does Tobi still post in ITT?
No, one day he went fussi spielen and never returned
seems like the frog died. do you press F or S?
Tobi was all your imagination, user.
He posted in the Union - Stuttgart threads, so I assume he's just staying low-key until the season starts or something in Leverkusen happens
his freewilly social year endend
Who the fuck is tobi
The
Omnipresent
Bundes
Intellectual
he better warm up a bit for funposting and being on autosage all summer long
kringel
Did Polan send the postcard balloon back?
He used to be so happy.
Helm-Peter is a knob, only beaten by """""Der Sievi"""""
Pretty based how every player knows him and have a Schnack with him. Virgin customers vs chad Helm-Peter
How do I become the Helm Peter of my club?
>buy a helm
>be a peter
> Be neet or Rentner
> watch your clubs training every day
> have a schnack with them
>be 60+
>have beer belly
>have learned something anständiges like car mechanic
>have strong wrists
>support your local club
ZIRKZEE
stream?
kek
dumb phoneposter
FRÜCHTL
fcbayern.com
GOATSLEY
Was invited to a party tonight, there's gonna be a few qt3.14s for sure.
Already high as a kite, Anything else to do before I arrive?
yes jerk off
>Was invited to a party tonight
>there's gonna be a few qt3.14s for sure
>Already high as a kite
>Anything else to do before I arrive?
Holy fuck. Everything you say deserves one big yikes.
Ur just jelly boy
don't go unprotected
youtube.com
Cringe
dieses
Wew, that's frigging expensive... almost cheaper to buy PrEP
I remember when I thought Tobi was just a meme name you call an autistic poster.
Only later did I realize 95% of all autistic posts were made by one person with a very particular style of writing and word choice.
Yeah, I'm not tobi though
cringe of the year award live on pro7 now
almost missed the EL final cause you guys never mentioned it
thanks
Shan't be watching that drivel
bought some Rinder Minutensteaks, cant wait for it
to sum it up:
>muh refugees (quote: mediterranean sea is the toughest border on the planet lmao)
>muh hobos
>muh nazis
there is handball on as alternative
soooo
stuttgart scored
I'm with Arsenal and so is /bundes/
true i guess
hob gschissn
Why is Weidenfeller so unintentionally funny?
(((ROMAN)))
it was penko tier
all football ultras are manchildren
i will ironically watch the el game
remember that there will be no goals in the first 30 minutes, so if you still got something to do go ahead
will watch the first half then go visit a friend to drink the beer
why are these faggots dancing on the pitch?
guys, im spending some money on porn paysites and camwhores lately. Have to get this under control.
record and resell
kek wtf is this preshow
he should have go for the denmark. surely she knew how to party
>this show
Kirsch
>soll uns nicht weiter kümmern. in den nächsten 90min geht's um Fussball
Yes goy, watch the footy.
>muesli
did this too lately..
not watching the game
It somehow gives me a bit of a rush to see something pornographic, I can only see by paying.
If its like 10bucks for a site, and has some good content, whatever, no problem.
But camwhores are so expensive measuring the time/how long the fun lasts.
Same, at least until m0schberger, where semsrott will be tonight
well i pay once for a site, then rip everything and then it just sits on my hard disk lel
I watched the nadsi rock doc on 3sat
>semsrott
embarrassing desu
>not browsing pastebin to find usernames and passwords for free
You porn addicts gotta step it up.
definition of a topspiel so far
The Stimmung was even better in the Buyern friendly. CRINGE SO MUCH
Is it the day that uses the exclamation mark?
> English derby
> 1 English player in both teams combined
6000 tickets per team only of which just about half actually sold
travel and visa scared people off
its shit because everyone has seen these teams play each other numerous times
works MAYBE for shit tier sites like brazzers
never got the sites I want, and 90% doesnt work.
yeah mostly here too. I enjoy and "inhale" the content at first at least to some extent.
>exclamation mark
ugh
Should I start Hanteltraining?
>not even sold out
plastics
88. Minute. Du hast schon drei mal gewechselt. Dein Torwart bekommt bekommt die rote Karte. Wen schickst du ins Tor?
>watching porn
Den dicksten Spieler.
m( For me it's the längste. No brainer.
not feeling this game
no-one
we fliege now
>tfw you get baited into shelling out 15 bucks and then realize she's tease only
schnarchtastisch mätch
yea 0 agree
now 1 goal please
Anyone here on RED, BTN, PTP, AHD, AB, EMP, GGn and HDB? Me? I am.
this will be the first soccer match in history to be decided by coin toss
speaking of helm-peter, arsenal's gk is helm-petr hehe
this is shite lads
of course. It's english.
good one
>he doesn't know
oh you
are you the kind of faggot that makes camwhores go into private shows?
fuck that I want to freeload
honk honk (i smirked)
rate this game so far
BONDORRA :DDDDDDDDD
10/10
You should write jokes for AKK.
anyone got the flare flying into the celebrating unioners?
Wait does Slomka being back mean naked Slomdaughter pictures again?
Union and Brondby IF will play a friendly in Berlin on July 5th.
>arselel
>getting scored on by jiroo
oh man
Why is Rapid so piss poor?
finally based denmark posted her feet
thats not denmark
this is denmark
>red haired
I'm disappointment, but not completely turned off
bad transfers mostly, the team just isnt that good. But I think they will make it into Europa League anyway, Sturm is even worse
is it babymark then?
maybe
>ARSE
>Poopsenal
BENULDI :DDDDDD
Chelsea winning means that LASK starts in 3rd instead of 2nd qualification round for CL, next season will truely be our season
KEK
goals made it worse somehow
twitter.com
the based bulls are thanking bundes, lads
>mfw posting this in the EL thread by accident
BLOOTER
Have they found us?
>Arsenal loses on purpose so they don't have to play Bayern in the CL
based, they know about #eotb
>you now remember one user saying he works in the media department of a big bundesliga club
it all makes sense
numbers is pure
era of the BULL
i will do so too with a bit of luck. wont say which club yet but will reveal if they accept me lmao
not me, frens
nice, good luck. Will cheer for your club (provided its not one I dont like)
give us a hiiint, user
thanks
norf fc
>"die Girouds, die Hazards..."
well glad this is over
Never betting on arselel again.
SHIT is vatertag a feiertag? so tomorrow all stores are closed?
yes yes
fuck i only have one bottle of cola left. gotta be careful then not to gulp too much.
happy that özil and obama lost
drinkwater.jpeg
my standard liquid intake per day is
-2l of water
-1l of coffee
-1l of cola
the last ingredient is on critical reserve. tomorrow will be a hard day.
Thanks for the TV-Tipp.
Checked. Your water intake should be twice as high as 1l koler + 1l caffe, tho.
Youre welcome, great up until now.
on that topic: river cola >>>> pepsi >> coca cola
öööööözil
>jz 0n pidser
>look into kühlschrank
>k0n pidser da kollege
oh sheise :DD
What an absolute shitshow of a final
Well, congrats Rüdiger I guess
Imagin being this boomer.
"Fußball zum abgewöhnen"
lmao
Watching gooner scum sperg all over TL is almost worth the migraine t.b.h