Try posting a more punchable zoomer

try posting a more punchable zoomer

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who the fuck cares about the fucking portuguese league, they're all jobbers

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he may come to atletico

John Felix is based tho

He's okay, and I'm a Portista
Best decision he can make. He can be a good replacement for Griezmann

As opposed to the mighty monkey league

i swear to god it unironically might be

Simeone will ruin him like he does all attacking players

He's alright

Félix is the greatest redpill, the kid is ugly as fuck but since he's a fútbol player all the girls (seen as young as 13yo sending him hearts) want a piece of him.

7-1

He said zoomer, not Gen X

Brazilian league has much better parity

>flag
Pottery.

How tight is his boipucci?

looks like steve urkel lmao

put some long hair and makeup on this lil nigga and he finna make a fuckable trap

jesus christ wtf is wrong with ausWORMS?

nah
im a trap enthusiast myself and i disagree

>Zoomer
>posts a guy that turns 28 this year

of course that's an aussie

Shut up he is a promising young talent

I couldn't. Preferably I would like them all melded into one gigazoomer that I could punch.

Zoomer (or boomer for that matter) is not a matter of age, it's a state of mind.

So trans-generational is a thing now?

wasn't aware suppon played football

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Say hello to your 2022 Ballon D'or winner

do you like Korea del Rio?

The Moor Delusion is a disease by now

>brazilian players who flop in the big 4 play in Brazil
>brazilian players who flop in Brazil play in poortugal
really activates my almonds

yea

Seethe more, second class citizen.

And yet, gabisemgol flopped in Portugal.

yeah it's called being immature

Atletico is where players like Felix go to die.

ah yes the cristiano
yet hes still in portugal kek

This is so wrong irmão.

cutie pie

If you gift Simeone a Ferrari, he will use it as a tractor

like Torres, Aguero, Forlan, Falcao, Mandzukic?

None of them is like Felix. Felix is a creative forward. Not a workshorse kind of player.

Looks cute and not very zoomer-like

Heard City want him

>13

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