/cric/

move up to East Timor or PNG mate

Good to see sebbo abandoned his awful blahcunt gimmick, but when will he give up on the insufferable fat cunt routine?

seriously though people forget not every pitch at this World Cup is lightning fast

tipping kohli to get out for fuck all

finally got round to logging into skysports on my laptop
no more streams for me

grades are out today lads. worried I might flunk. in no mood to enjoy the cricket tbph ngl

exams in a week

grim

tipping this to strengthen the english-australian bond while creating a stronger india-new zealand bond.

the islamification of indonesia is hugely regrettable

>pozz gaynolds

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tipping the test-t20 divide to be the saving grace for cricket's reputation as a sport in the world in general, and south Asia in particular

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but could he do it on a warm-day at Cardiff against mustafiz?

inclined to agree

literally how did it even get down there
just mad

berbers were a big loss too

> Want to watch porn of muslim girls
> expect qts from the levant and arabia
> get a bunch of ugly fat indonesians

bindia on the ropes

>virat cleanbowlhi

>IIT

Is Shai Hope, dare I say it /ELITE/?

>be Bangladesh
>finally become good on the pitches of ten years ago
>in that time everyone has become good on flat fast wickets
>still absolute minnows on flat fast pitches

Pissrat is FINISHED

your gimmick is FINISHED

got 100 on Butler to get most runs

William Buttler is a Physicist at Los Alamos National Laboratory, mate

Zachy B, you here mate?

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theage.com.au/sport/cricket/shot-paine-nails-remarkable-halfcourt-heave-20190527-p51rjt.html
JUST GIVE US THE CUP WITH A SIDE ORDER OF ASHES ALREADY
at least spare other teams the misery of competing against the most unstoppable side in history

I'll check it out thanks mate

dhoni does have that star factor
even tho he looks like a 40 yr old indian lawyer

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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>you now remember poo peeland

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yeah mate

a full strength uncircumcised cock
a full strength Palestine

Why did star group get the streaming rights. Now I can't even watch it on jioTV

...

cat pissed on my mums duvet when they were away last week
she went and picked it up today from the dry cleaners and they told her they had three world cup team kit being washed in there atm

a full strength lager in the sun

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Nuke all cats

is Rahul elite?

find gdp quite depressing and don't enjoy watching them

shan't be posting there

imagine caring about pyjama cricket lmao

seething indians seething about not being part of the ashes so they forced the pyjama meme so they could be relevant at something

Henry Olonga was on The Voice lads

*has the wrinkly prune face of a 60 year old by the age of 40*

do not agree i rate the world cup and world t20

does he bleach his skin?
why is the area around his eyes a different colour?

so true
still gonna watch pretty every game though apart from obvious thrashings and dead rubbers

why is michael clarke commentating on every game

thats because you are a seething non white that has no connection to the ashes

youtu.be/xNNJP0H9qr0

a full strength Henry Olonga vs India circa 1999

a full vocal range Henry holonga

just got a faint wiff of someone smoking crack in the park

just tucking into a bit of dessert lads

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In test cricket what do they wear at the bottom if not pyajama?

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DHONI STRONG

summer really brings the Slavic nutter out of Bulgarians

at a certain point, about 20% ago, you're just eating butterness

i prefer 56%

camera pans to kholi atleast once every minute

>Henry 1-100

more like Grimry

The sad thing lads? This NZ v WI game will be the best one of the tournament.

only if nz manage to chase this down

Whomstve can stop this Kiwi lineup? Indies havent had a proper bowler in 15 years

roach mate

t. Kiwi nonce brown noser

Zachey B not holding back

Holder was averaging something like 13 with the ball last year mate

Tipping a comfortable Bangladesh victory

windies on GOATing watch

best match of the wc
obvs for the non pakicurry's will be
england v india at edgebaston but im not going to get my hopes up becus knowing my luck it will get rained off

best match will be Afghanistan beating England

england vs the windies at the southampton bowl will be decent aswell

england v australia at lords

funny how you never see the Aussie kiwi nonce brown noser around once all the kiwi nonces have gone to bed literally goes to bed with them absolute nonce

have sex

already had it mate

Anyone remember how the commentators/pundits kept sucking of Bangladesh few years ago?saying they were the most improved team? Team is hot garbage and all the same fuckers from 2011/7 are still here

and gone

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tbf this is their first game

gulping on that meme indian lager

homebabbied some wins that's all
useless team subhuman nation

meaty indian score

bangladesh are already out

also did knock england out of the last world cup and in New Zealand not asia
also did just school West Indies recently

Wouldn’t write them off yet

they are most definetely useless ,but quite good for stat padding. As for subhuman nation, yea fucked from every department. Culture, politics, enviroment/natural disaster hotspot, economy , materials,most unathletic nation in the world etc

a full strength Bangladesh on a slowish pitch in a knockout game could be the doing of anyone

3 days ago

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oh yeah they'd smash india and pakistan in that situation mate

for me. its Basedladesh

Pakistan just lost to aghanistan. Pakistan actually need flat, fast pancakes to be competitive

KEK what the fuck poo peeland is getting BTFO by the windies
time to tune in

yeah in a warm up lmao who cares

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Seething paki, go eat some food

great insult

warm-ups matter, and sri lanka will win the world cup t. balding cricket genius with a permanent floppy

warm-ups do matter a bit

strange layout imo
surely there will be dead rubbers with teams who know they have no chance of getting out of the group

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don't even watch limited overs but has hot takes anyway

yeah for abstracts like fitness and time in the middle etc
the results are hardly an indicator for how teams will go in the actual tournament

they are playing for pride, and there is no bigger motivator
besides getting out of the group

if you did it like the footie wc the little teams would have more to play for

yeah remember last year South Africa lost to a warm up side over here then absolutely stomped the national team

the format changes every single time
this is to be expected at this point and the main motivation behind the format of the tournament is to make sure the big market teams are in the competition for as long as possible. if you do groups of 4 for example there is a chance india could be out after 3 matches, and the icc would hate that

6'5 Absolutely shredded chad here, just got back home after banging this chick I met at a bar last night. How you all doing, not being virgins I hope.

i would have atleast had quarter finals

Virginity the post . Pakistan are still absolute trash on the kind of pitch they played afghan on and that was my original point

yeah I'm not really a fan of going straight to semis but that's how it is this time
a 10-team round robin to eliminate 2 teams is dumb though

the midget bowler is back

by your own admission you don't watch brainlet bash so I don't really care what you think

could maybe do the higher finishing league teams choose who bowls or bats first instead of the coin toss

tipping a full strength nonce who WILL save /cric/ and make the post

same . Seems dumb

enjoying the sebbo free hours

indian spinner didnt get the invite

>ten team round robin
>no quarter finals
It’s all just so dumb

this is the first time its been 10 teams

Should have been 16 teams
2 groups
Quarter finals amongst the top 4 from each group

Simple as

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Think 14 is the best number. Zimbabwe Ireland nederlands Kenya all had their moments and could play a decent inning every 3 matches

T20 World Cup is 10 teams too pretty sure

no 14 makes the whole thing a nonce tier mishap. The next two teams are hardly much worse and whats wrong with a bit of exposure it is the World Cup after all

T29 should inarguably be 16 teams

night lads
up early for toil

Roach looking deadly

the ecb are hoping the indians drop t20 and pick up the 100 format

Think ICC don't get the jew bucks when small teams play like Canada/usa. Canada I remember got BFFOd by Sri Lanka in 07, got bowled out for 35 or some shit like that lmfao

standard is different now with Ireland, Scotland, the Netherlands and Afghanistan

mike clarke really knows what hes talking about

honestly roach is a strange name

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basically if the number of participants in your world tournament doesn’t match the number of remaining participants in any round of a tennis grand slam then it’s nonce tier

>makes a noise away from the mic

*threatens to break the batsman's arm within earshot of the stump mic*

know a few anglos with Roach as their last name
think how it worked was they took on the last name of their slave owner or something like that

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never heard of one desu. Always seemed like a very unusual surname to me . Cool surname tho

only roach i know is freddie roach

>poo peelanders actually think theyre going to win this world cup
HAHAHHAHAHA

my maths teacher had it, only know him and his sons
don't think it's common at all

the kemar roach show

Roach Name Meaning. English: topographic name for someone who lived by a rocky crag or outcrop, from Old French roche (later replaced in England by rock, from the Norman byform rocque), or a habitational name from any of the places named with this word, such as Roach in Devon, or Roche in Cornwall and South Yorkshire.

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>WIN- 421
Am i reading this right? Wtf poo peeland

This is very irritating. Nobody likes it in India

a roach is the thing you put in the end of a spliff

God new zealand is so shit at cricket lmao

a full strength oshane thomas

windies are really good on pancakes

>braindead cunt doesnt know that Windies score a fuckload of runs on flat tracks
it wasn't that long ago they they score a similar amount against england when they toured in caribbean. but obiously you wouldnt know since you dont even watch cricket and just post here for attention

i hope they score 500 against you cunts

India shit on pancakes good on slowish pitches
Bangladesh same as above

England GOAT on pancakes reasonably good on slowish pitches
Australia same as above

Pakistan good on pancakes awful on slowish pitches
Windies same as above

Sri Lanka shit on both
Afghan same as above

New Zealand midly competitive on both pancakes and slowish pitches
South Africa same as above

>Poo Peeland
>Pozgladesh

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is Liton Das related to SS Das?

Is SS Das related to SS Handschar?

Lol wtf are you talking about you nonce that’s exactly what I just said. Unless you don’t consider those pitches ‘pancakes’ , which they are

yes

I consider a 'pancake' a slow flat one but I have no idea if there is a real answer, probably just means flat as in 'flat as a pancake'

i'm talking about the fat american cunt.

For me pancake just means heavily favouring batsmen not getting out

any Queensland man in?

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I always thought geoffrey boycott talked about 'pudding pitches' but then later found out he was in fact saying putting in pitches, as in pitches you would win the toss and put the opposition in

oh right based sorry carry on

never understood anything he has ever said and I'm not exaggerating

well you're a thick cunt then arent you

just horrible with accents in general
don't understand half of what my parents say and they've got very understandable Irish accents

yank tier ignorance

white men on the ropes

Boycott sounds like a retard, stop seething poortherners

lmao how is it ignorance, really don't know what that word means do you

bet if I put an abo in front of you and had him speak you'd have no clue what we was going on about either

I like manure, pure manure
I like to watch it come of out of the cow’s bum
Sit on the grass, scratch my arse and say yum yum
I like manure, pure manure

drugged up abo is hardly comparable with a northern Englishman , oh wait yes it is never mind

New Zealand are FINISHED

Not one kiwi poster ITT where did they go

remember lads

Reckon they went to bed because it's 4 o'clock you fat cunt

*background noise intensifies*

DAS IT LAD

cringing hard at this brown noser

kek

My boys Glammy getting dabbed on again

these bangladeshli lads are letting their hands go

Yeah cos the thread only started at 4am didn't it you absolute mong.

reminder mushfiqur rahims test debut. Remember he was 16 and it was at Lords and got cleaned bowled by Matthew hoggard after scoring 50. Just part of my knowledge

/cric/ BTFO

embarrassing

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>tf
>knowing anything about baseball whatsoever

absolute STATE of deanos

indian tv playing kohli greatest hits between wickets

What does hlw mean anyway?
To keep this on topic, cricket.

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They never stop. Cricket

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subcontinentals are SO BENT
literally the gayest race

not that there's anything wrong with that

kuldeep peaking at right time ;)

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awful cricketer

>Bangladesh and nz both lose
Terrible day for the white man

wank
bed
toil in the morning

highest wicket taker in ODIs since his dayboo by 20+ wickets

All this does is motivate the Kiwis, insha'Allah they'll come back strong

doesnt mean anything
wickets are a crutch for bad bowlers

GOTTEM

Just woke up. How much did we win by

We lost by 91 runs and are not showing our faces in here.

Are the subcontiental lads the thirstiest?

WTF Cricket is considered to be an actual port? Start getting involved in a real sport like wrestling or boxing so that you can sustain at least some brain damage in your adulthood :^)

*sport. Now that is my brain damage coming into effect.

beers

queers

cheers

why yes, you guessed that right. how did you guess?

You never heard of phil hughes lad?

who do you think is gonna win bros?

in the coming indo-pakistani war? thinking you dalit converts won't be coming home

you are in exile leaf
begone

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Can't see us getting out of our group after that performance lads. The only good thing to come from it was Matt Henry shill being eternally BTFO.

You called?

Cantabrians are utterly retarded and delusional. He probably thinks it was a good performance in his own mind.

Just want to punch him right in his stupid retarded gormless mouth

honestly tom blundell is the future GOAT

>test debut 100
>odi 100 in his second match
>elite game sense for wickets
>elite glove work

>matt henry is better than southe-

b.Mac career arc on the cards.

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>mfw i sit down on the sandpaper in my undies

missed the NZ seethe tbqh
congrats on the win, looking the goods

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He got a absolutely exposed by England after they played one game against him, hes going to fall off a cliff soon when most players have played against him

>world cup of the cricket
>australia not winning it

They won the last 3 out of 4 , they can do it again. 2011 australia was surprisngly really thin , too many buggers retired all at once while the ones on the waiting list werent experienced yet

We have no chance, too much turmoil and controversy over the last 12 months
Be a miracle if we win

Just coming in to go
>the fucking STATE of New Zealand
West Indies dark horse lads, what their odds? Easy money. Shame Australia or India will win, mind, but you could make bank.

Post yfw when Australia breaks the 500 mark.

>Pulling all of this together is Eoin Morgan, the Irishman seen as the best leader England have had in this form of the game.
This will always make me smile. England relying on a paddy to do well lmao.

Stop trying to build us up cunts. Englel has had plenty of time to build its current lineup of batting superstars.
Poo Pealand have had some good wins
We have been shit on and laughed at since the SA debacle and now youre all laying at the feet of AusGODS begging for forgiveness.
The absolute STRENGTH and BRAVERY displayed by Smoth walking out against a chorus of boos courtesy of the Islamic caliphate of Britistan is INSPIRATIONAL and then to fire a century against OVERWHELMING ODDS...is he even human?
Warner sending alarm bells with a solid half cento.
You should be destroying AusGODS, NZ...what the FUCK was that garbage versus Windies last night? Can't say its surprising though.
And Englel, what the FUCK are you doing? Home grounds, home crowd, number one rated batting lineup yet you STILL manage to fuck it up.
I ask you read this verse and memorise it

Deuteronomy 32:35
"It is mine to avenge; I will repay. In due time their foot will slip; their day of disaster is near and their doom rushes upon them.”

yikes

cant stand bible quotes lads

of course you cant

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bit going on here

based /pol/ tourists shitting the thread up

based islamaphobe

>And on the second day, Richie welcomed the viewers, saying "Morning, everyone."
1 Inns. 4:235

>laying
Lying. How are you unable to spell English? You lie down. You lay eggs.

>laying/lying misuse is a spelling error
Don't be daft, he's just uneducated.

Just read the Richie Benaud Wikipedia article lads

*be's laying down*

enjoying the seethe lads

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>And after tea on the second day, the Captain looked upon his men with contentment, knowing they had delivered the innings for which he had hoped. He then spoke, declaring his innings to be closed.

1 Inns. 5:400

amazing how sebbo averages 100 posts a day but never says anything funny or of value

Big Ant's cricket 19 any good lads?

How did pubg turn into a dating platform in india? This doesn't just happen.

bit worried about the state of our batting lads

>our

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN GOD SAVE OUR GLORIOUS QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN SEND HER VICTORIOUS POSH AND ENGLISHYNESS GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN

BOW DOWN COMMONWEALTH SCUM WORLD CUP IS OURS. NEW ZEALAND SEXOND BEST TEAM. REST CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.

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ur mom averages 100 dicks a day

the Joe Rogan experience

Torn between acknowledging this curtsey before his betters as a shining example of good Kiwi behaviour, or cursing him for not removing his cap in their presence.

Gavin Robertson has brain cancer lads

fuck sebbo is cringey

post of the thread

*googles Gavin Robertson*

a full stench sebbo

India have no chance

a full strength CALLUM MURRAY

Fullstrength 4:120-122
>And She descended from heaven with the bat in hand, her dress billowing in the wind, and smote the wicked beast Sebbo back to the pit of Creatura, and cast the incel pedo Richo into the eternal flame. And She raised her bat in the air and proclaimed “I am Madoka, and I will save /cric/.”

What? Why not? Is Kohli injured or something?

A full strength bong rip at 4:20pm

food court call in 20

they call you stonedlad

and you wonder why I do what I do

keen for the cannabis referendum to pass but for national to get in to office and not implement it

>dude legalise it lmao
>

I was 100% for CGT until I bought a house, now you millenials can go fuck yourselves.

not going to pretend I don't have it, but legalising it is objectively wrong

a full strength pork banh mi thit

yep, seems the sebbster has become the cultural heart and soul of /cric/, just like Arizona is the cultural heart and soul of the southwest.

Hello Perfidious Scot.

they call me sexybro

every cricket team is in an absolute state right now
going to be a 2007 tier world cup

cannot imagine a worse hand to be dealt than being a Bangladeshi
have absolutely nothing going for you, the absolute nation state of Bangladesh

have sex then

grim nation

no athletic talent
no history of note unlike India and Pakistan
Muslim
atrocious weather
>going to be entirely underwater soon

nobody calls u that josh

cricket? yes

Yea Forums unable to post? no not at all a fan of this particular thing

daily ip roundup
not based

less Bangladesh
more Iran

Honestly just want this site to die and never come back

Iran, Iraq, Syria

all these should be test cricket nations

the cricketing powerhouse of Jordan

thinking about a Turkey v Greece five test series

Turkey Australia New Zealand tri series played at Gallipoli

now this is brainy

bowling head high bouncers at isis members

Catholic Church XI vs Mecca XI

I would have literally PJH'd Osama Bin Ladin if I was given the opportunity

a full strength balkans

Thinking a tri series between black, white and mixed mutt South Africa.
Thinking if the whites win they get to keep South Africa and remove the blacks.
Thinking if the mutts win they get to move to America.
Thinking if the blacks win they have a rematch.

Laura McGoldrick vs the West Indies

A nation that produced the great Rajibvll can't be THAT bad.

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Any nation that produces an abomination like poojibul should be wiped from existence.

shan't support genocidal comments in /cric/

Business idea: wipe out the nations that spawned blubbo, noncey b and poojibul.

the over 30 years old kiwi nonce crew

Imagine wasting the best years of your 20s on Yea Forums. The only acceptable age to spend time here is over 30. The older the better really.

*sips*

Will /cric/ watch Based Boomer Dhoni win the World Cup?

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strawpoll.me/18073332
NEED /cric/ to answer this

This is, strangely enough, the post.

I signed babes

Looks like you wrote zach twice down the bottom m8

voted for sebbo

Fact is that zoomers didn’t grow up in the era where anonymity and pseudonymity was the standard. You used your real name on Facebook, and you don’t try to conceal your identity on Snapchat and Instagram. Sure there are still people who emulate the great boomers that preceded them, but they’re the zoomer equivalent of those kids we all knew growing up who whined they’d been born in the wrong generation. They’re all weirdos and social misfits.

4channel is where the boomers, the true cyberanarchist, anonymity generation, has come to die. The rest of you can go to Reddit where there are “community norms” to keep you comfortable.

>no so true

Based. Shan’t let you down mate.

sebbo is actually in the lil dicky song "earth" and he plays the pig. it was easy to do motion tracking for the animation because he already is a fat fucking pig.

>the sound fedora
shan’t otherwise acknowledge that post

detecting seethe in sebum lads

nah it’s a seborrheic keratosis

Don't forget everyone loves you and appreciates your posts.
People pretend to hate you but you're part of the cric furniture and its comforting to see a sebbo post and the 'hate' that comes with it.
Love your work mate, hoping not just you but everyone here has a great time watching the world cup and enjoys the bants that will no doubt come.

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Proxy off, fatguts

lil dicky's motion tracking for the line "i'm a disgruntled skunk shoot you out my butthole" was done when sebbo let a fat one go in the studio

bruh

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>Lebanon
>Wales
>Bangladesh

world would definitely be better off

the incel pedo richo

the incel pedo richo

Super based! Thx bla x

embarrassing that only three users from this sub have joined the fantasy league

icc.dream11.com/classic/

SL4DYNFE2SXREA

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24 hours till The Cricket lads

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the kiwi nonce brown noser

it's a rubbish site and I regret making the league

The inside of richos head is like a kindergarten playground

the obese lebo sebbo

Wonder if Richo went up to noncediv to attend the nonceference with noncey b

>unemployed suicidelanders
KEK

definitely see the signs of an as of yet undiagnosed sexual deviance from zach

Zach Bowen is a child sex trafficker between us and Bulgaria

would explain why he always goes in to bat for the incel pedo no doubt his biggest customer

might drop deadlifts lads, can't get my form right and my back is hurting

Maybe use a hex bar instead

what I have been using

Then you're really weak and need to work on that area.

What fucking freshie made this list? Talk about 2019's greatest misses

just can't consistently keep my back straight

Try doing some glute/back hyperextensions as a warmup and eventually add weights. Hip thrusts would help too.

thanks lad

well, I was unsure as to whether I was going to take on the manager role, but now I have seen the job listed on the internet, so clearly they don't think i'm up to snuff
for letting me find this out myself rather than telling me directly, I will be handing in my notice today
so back to endlessly applying for jobs and getting replies at a 20:1 ratio. Grim

grim

just be a based NEET for the summer and listen to chillwave

1 DAY

as much as I'd love to go back to NEETlife, I have bills to pay and can't sustain it for more than a month or so

actually might be an idea to make sure I have a job lined up before I leave but I am pretty angry about this and want to make sure I give them maximum difficulty in restaffing

didn't you post about this months ago
state of you

have a report due in two days and haven't even started lads
time to get half of it done in one go

yes well I was told months before that the job is there for me but I still wasnt meant to actually take over until mid july

they obviously need to lock someone in earlier for certainty
if you've been procrastinating a reply for that long then of course they should look elsewhere, imagine how annoying this is from their perspective you useless worm

just learned about "desmond is amazing" lads
how the FUCK is this okay

they havent been waiting for a reply from me, I said I would do it at the time.

>His parents stated that at the age of two or three, they understood that he was "likely gay"
wtf you literally do not have a sexuality until puberty

me except it was due on monday

actually we have decided that toddlers can decide their gender with no coercion whatsoever so umm about time you enter the 21st century with the rest of us sweetie

you mean take over as manager then rather than now?

official when will desmond kill himself or his parents get arrested market
2019 - $7.00
2020 - $5.50
2021 - $5.00
2022 or later - $3.50

not /pol/ at all but I'm not liking a lot of trends in our society lads
wish america would stop leaking out

Reckon he'll have a drug overdose aged 21

Spermot Spindley in Rawalpindi

no, the manager is leaving mid july and this was known a long time ago, I was offered the chance to take over when he did leave and I said yes
I suppose nothing was written but I still think this is shit behaviour

kid was bragging about ketamine on livestream when he was nine apparently
same kid twerked at a gay bar a few years later
he SHANT survive another five years

Tipping England to get BTFO in their first match

theguardian.com/world/2019/may/28/gillette-ad-shaving-transgender-son-samson-bonkeabanut-brown
how brave

I had to look up desmond is amazing
pretty sickening, poor kid
I like to tell myself actually most people would think this is wrong but I just don't know any more

>Samson Bonkeabantu Brown

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just want a progressive economic policy and a return to social normalcy minus racism and sexism

Reckon noncey b would book Desmond for a lap dance in Plovdiv

same, saw this article on the front page this morning and thought it was outrageous it's really awful that people are trying to force acceptance of people pumping themselves full of hormones irreversibly from a young age. clearly all the suicide rates are due to them realising it was a bad decision and doesn't fix the other issues they were experiencing at the time. it's a clear line that should never be crossed

I find the whole transgender movement deeply disturbing, I've never really had a problem with gays but this is a whole new can of worms
sad to say I went down that rabbit hole to try and understand it and came out feeling even more disturbed

just a mental illness pure and simple

feel horrible for anyone who is trans I really do but the whole thing is incredibly fucked up and I don't think we should be promoting this shit in any way

so true

read a bit into gender reassignment and wanted to vomit I can't think of a worse surgery you could inflict on someone

yeah that's quite simply it. generally when these people talk about transitioning they act as if their entire life before was a lie, not worth living, not their true selves etc. which clearly shows they're deeply unwell mentally and transition thinking it will solve everything but just makes it 100x worse
It's like born again christianity but at least that isn't permanent and you aren't fucking up your health and body

Literally every aspect of my life is falling around me lads :)

when I was doing my research I found that the people who are ""actually"" trans, as in suffer from gender dysphoria, the ones that have always been around but very much on the fringes of society are actually a shrinking minority
activists have been working very hard to make sure that basically anyone who wants to start huffing these carcinogenic hormones on a whim, can do that, and shouldn't have to go through a diagnosis
so you have a lot of autogynephiles/transtrenders running around now who are the face of the movement at this point. but it should not be controversial to say that it's a mental illness, or that men who take some hormones and turn their dick inside out aren't actually women. it is though

based memorylad

they call me memorylad

Take a deep breath friend and tackle any problems one by one like stepping stones. If you can’t control the outcome of something or it is too late to change it then just accept it, learn from it and move on. Life is too short to worry

Life is especially short when you are morbidly obese

I feel bad for the people who actually have their brain chemistry fucked up and genuinely should 'be' another gender, but as you said there's 100x more people who think makeup is pretty so want to be a girl so go through awful hormone therapy and surgery to realise they just wanted to be pretty etc

is there any data on giving gender dysphoria sufferers more of their own natural hormones?

What this negative cunt means to say is

AND THE SPURS COME MARCHING INNNNN GLORY GLORY COME ON SPURS COME ON ENGLAND LETS BRING IT HOME. CL.AND WORLD CUP! COME ON LADS! NZ SECOND. THEY DECENT BLOKES.

format ain't supposed to make sense...it's just for icc to make the bucks.

yeah i think the NAZIS might have experimented with that
fuck off bigot

16 teams 4 to a group top two advance to quarters simple as

I agree with 10 teams for more competitive qualifiers. But having semis after 10 team round robin is just stupid. 2 groups with 5 each, and semis after that makes most sense...but it's too short.

>artificially giving a person more natural hormones
what are you trying to say

like HRT for people who suffer head trauma

wish they brought back the shitter nations, still eagerly awaiting an East African cricketing renaissance

miss zimbabwe lads

Hair replacement therapy for brain injury sufferers. You might be onto something here.

based Druv Rathi. The Indian /pol/ are liberals lmao.

wait what, it’s a 10 team round robin to eliminate 6 teams right and there’s no quarter finals?

I'm memorylad

>zimbabwe finally getting back on track
>lock them out of the most lucrative competition in world cricket
a match between them and afghanistan would be absolute kino, the ICC should be arrested for crimes against international cricket

hate the ICC
hate capitalism

Cricket died after whities left.

maximising the amount of games India and Pakistan play before the chance of an elimination comes up
this is all the result of the 07 world cup when the subcontinent got memed out early and the ICC didn't make as much money as they'd like

12 teams but only 2 play in the final and it's the same ones each time

ok, so they’re not doing a ten team round robin to eliminate two teams right? That would be truly ridiculous

8 teams, straight knockout
7 games and done. Easy

>Scotland beat Sri Lanka and England
>lol no World Cup

Zimbabwe's cricket renaissance died with those qualifiers too. ZC lost all the money the World Cup would have earned them and had to fire their coaching staff for """racism""" (Tatenda, Streak), removed Cremer as captain and forced Taylor, Cremer and Moor into the fringes

128 team straight knock out tbf

this has promise

two groups of 30 teams double round robin straight into the finals

18 teams two pools of nine each pool has a team randomly selected to play against each other
knock out if you lose
you also have one Wild Card to play where you can nominate a team to play against instead of the one you were selected against and another where you can select another team to play instead of you

literally find a flaw

they call you zimbabwepro

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Who killed Bob Woolmer lads?

inzamam

read into it the facts are all there

yep he looks so nervous whenever interviewed about bob's death.

do you really think a pakistani would do that, just murder someone?

remember when a wog beat David Hookes to death?

Inzy's a religious leader. Woolmer objected them praying too much and letting islam come before cricket.

he also aggressively tried to make Woolmer convert
I remember something about Inzamam being one of the last people to see Woolmer and his alibi not adding up

not to mention inzamam quite publicly hated woolmer and always tried to undermine his leadership

inzamam is also not a peaceful man, remember when he tried to attack an indian fan with his bat because he was called fat

I'm seriously shit at all aspects of life and its having a severe impact on my mental health

I'm seriously shit at mental health and its having a severe impact on all aspects of my life

GOD SAVE OUR GRAVIOUS QUEEN GOD SAVE OUR GLORIOUS QUEEN
ITS COMING HOME
SEND US VICTORIOUS
FUCK AUSTRALIA
AND STEVEN SMITH

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Just do what I do and become ...

ALCHY LOCHS IS BACK

what

Based fucking google with the criccy image.

absolute gun

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DID YOU SAY ABSOLUTE GIN

nice little bev this

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croquet > cricket ngl lads

gonna watch the cricket World Cup in an Egyptian restaurant tomorrow as it appears to be the only place showing it in plopdiv

business idea: sebbo, josh, goosey, zach, statsy, walkGOD and straffo will make the post for the full strength, elite and muscular incel pedo madoka who WILL save /cric/ from the FINISHED poo peeland freshies and grim englel nonces, and SHANT not have /cric/GODs have small coc /hoc/ on a string for dinner lads

what research? google search,scholar,plebbit, trans forums? Eitherway they should fuck off die

close down /cric/ forever, we have peaked

won't be posting in /cric/ ever again after this mare of a post

*boots up Alpha Centauri*

the test cricket of 4x games

AMA

/nrl/ is dead so now im posting in here

which street do you recommend for a good squat I need to drop my dacks and squeeze out a new zealand

prophetic and BASED

favourite Alpha Centauri faction?

Alien Crossfire included

listening to atreyu

cardio today lads

>trans forums
women in disguise

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laughed at that

some absolute unit of a tramp just asked me for 1 lev nah mate I don’t think you’re going hungry tonight with a ‘sique like that

are you speaking bulgarian now?

no lol he asked in English

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fuck up josh

>fuck up josh

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fuck up josh

youtube.com/watch?v=eISo-iFGGDg

Why yes, I do indeed cricket

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I don't watch cricket I am cricket

pure emotive banger

youtube.com/watch?v=eo2aOEhlqfQ

shan't be clicking on that

The worst is all the lovely weather
I'm stunned, it's not raining
The coffee isn't even bitter
Because, what's the difference?

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Sir Alastair Cook dismissed for 90 caught at slip, Mulder the bowler
falls 10 short of what would have been his first twin centuries in a first class match

youtube.com/watch?v=XM4PdlXq3wo

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fuck up josh

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oh no not porn how incredibly ghastly I have never seen pornography before my eyes are bleeding and I am well and truly triggered

Why is it made in Italia?

21 dump street
Didn't play civ . Is there a /cric/ server?

alright lads, inzamam ul fuck killed Bob Woolmer. How do >WE prove this ?

it was shoaib akhtar

it's already proven

Give Sources you niggers

>alchy b

he's a seething pooki

youtube.com/watch?v=iwqN3Ur-wP0

just seen the temporary stand they have put up in Manchester looks huge apparently 8k seats

give me a run down on the Norf

I know everything about ACCT3302 Financial Statement Analysis no seriously I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it

My best runs were as Hive. SMAX is shit by the way.

Is SMAC actually being supported again or something?

nah just a youtube channel I watch occasionally reviewed it and I decided to reinstall

ah. i'd probably give it another go if someone got rid of the unit cap

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>Boer and an Irishman smiling next to the Queen of the United Kingdom

hmm

Rabindranath Tagore and the Bengali renaissance in general is worth more than anything the sorry continent of Australia has ever produced.

Why do cricketers always have the least athletic bodies? Like can they not lift and shit?

any QUEENSLAND man in?

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...

If that’s what the top tier athletes in international cricket are looking like it’s just sad

Confidence in their high intelligence and great personality that they don't need that sort of fuccboi lifter aesthey

watching dil chahta hai lads
what an absolute comfy time 2001 was
>based steve waugh and damien martyn
>devil may cry just came out
>hindi movies were not cringe
>no PC and lefty retardism

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