Why are people from here so good at sports

They're big guys.

I unironically say that coz they are like 6'1 on average or something. Even bigger than Dutch for some reason

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Not industry states yet

Modric is 5'8. Pretty normal standard deviation from the mean.

Based and Redpilled. Poor job opportunities make the best athletes. For sports, civilization is the enemy. War is God.

>impoverished nations dominate povertyball
whoda thunk it

Slovenia is current European basketball champion. They gather more medals per capita then 90% countries at olympics. Bosnia is shit tier, probably because islam

Also roglic (slovenian) will be the best racing cyclist in like 1 year or so

Breaking up Yugoslavia was a mistake

NIGG......Dinaroids

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cuz we're (croatian, but referring to ex-jugo as a whole) practically neanderthals in terms of strength, ungodly pride as a singular person, and teamwork for each players respective country due to years of nationalism and fascism

Dinaroid genes + clan warfare

Macedonia: Antic played a few seasons in the NBA. They also have Pancev and Pandev in football, both CL winners. Steven Stamkos is an ethnic Macedonian. They also had Noveski and Nikolov who were both well respected at and captained Mainz and Frankfurt. Possibly the best handball player ever, Lazarov is also from there. Vardar keeps qualifying for the final 4 year after year and even won the handball CL. Handball is like the biggest sport there.

he is a manlet, I am manlet here in Dalmatia with 1,88m

Slovenia has in the last 10 years
>won the Eurobasket
>got silver in Volleyball Euros
>got bronze in world cup handball
>qualified to the world cup football
>qualified to the Olympics 2x hockey despite only having like 30 professional players and 2 hockey rings in the entire country and no professional clubs
>won medals in both summer and winter OG
>became the best cycling nation in the world
>won the MX1 Motocross World Championship
>elite in Judo and climbing

If they unified right now, just for the sake of the 2020 euros, how far would they get?

too bad that slovenia declined in ski jumping

would not pass group stage

Based. I've only been there once and am allergic to horses so my eyes were all swollen and shit

nowhere
Croatia was a fluke, which went through due to luck, experience and brilliance of individual players
Yugoslavia would play out the same
besides, Yugoslav team right now would be Croatia plus a few players from other regions

we have good football players but we don't have that team performance Spain or Germany had

It's not like its a national sport or anything haha.

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look up the Štimac-Mihajlović rivalry to get the answer to that question

Superior Turkish and Moor genes

Sports is best way for easy money so a lot of kids try it.
I imagine kids not trying sports in rich countries like Switzerland or Norway being secure in doctor/lawyer/engineer career which is impossible at ex Yugo countries.

Every international football final would be France vs Yugoslavia for the next 20 years

What are they even supposed to be good at?

>Combined 0 world cups
>Barely any Olympic medals

Luka Jovic is from bosnia

based state funded academies

Those countries of the so-called "existant socialism" had great infrastructure and emphasis on education and athleticism.

and yet all of their national football teams prominently feature players born in western europe

>basketball
>ice hockey
>skiing

achievements in those sports are nothing compared to the achievements in mountaineering

lol do you have 101 spotted dogs?

>Croatia was a fluke, which went through due to luck
>experience and brilliance of individual players

...

until the training ground, before you bombed the Balkans with depleted uranium again

fucking assholes

>leader's
lol
everyone's too dumb to lead yet too spiteful to let someone else lead
anglos are portrayed as pretentious cunts and ebul colonizers because we hate when another person or nation succeeds

>Also cuck western degeneracy hasn't really filtered into they're society yet
It's creeping in. But we'll disappear before anything happens.

what do you mean?

>anglos are portrayed as pretentious cunts and ebul colonizers because we hate when another person or nation succeeds

what the fuck, the anglos didn't "succeed", they raped and pillaged

Serbian genetics.

why didn't others?

Pa to je realno kjume.

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because you are fucking stupid that's why and people in the world are breathing your depleted uranium, including yourself.

>why didn't others?

others did too, France, Germany, Belgium, Spain, Holland, China, doesn't absolve them or England.

see: russia
doesn't absolve anybody. i'm not a /pol/ fag but all of those countries you listed i wouldn;t mind living in, save china.

pay debts

If you know any team hiring players show them this video I am ready to play for teams in Germany, Greece as my plan is to play in NBA.
youtube.com/watch?v=KT-7FgDBwl4

Based Bogdan Vlajinac.

because we are talented and athletic and our coaching staff is world class in many sports

The bad part is that they facilitated shitskin population growth.

how angry do you feel that BELOVED GREAT LEADER Tito was croatian?

Funny thing is like 2/3rds of Serbs think he was a Serb. Something's seriously wrong with those people. Pic related thinks Prussians and Troyans were Serbs.

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Because niggers are good at sports whitey

Montenegro relatively speaking are one of the best countries in the world at producing athletes. They only have 645k citizens. Their record at the Olympics if you include Yugoslavia is quite good too.

He couldn't even speak the dialect of his alleged birthplace. Some say he spoke Russian on his death bed. He was a jew as far as i'm concerned.

half slovene

as far as I'm concerned, you are a fucking idiot who fell for american tricks. And before that, german tricks.

Dalmatians come from Dalmatia, yes.

My first statement is a fact. Keep worshipping commies you swarthy so-called ''Greek''.

IDK. Put Oblak on goal, have Pjanic and Dzeko there. Serbs have a lot of talent as well. I think they would be a similar contender as Italy, England and Netherlands (historically speaking).

yes, between us two I'm definitely the one who worships stuff.

niggers eugene

It's not that prominent, but yes. The 90s was a time of war in the Balkans and that's when a lot of our current athletes were born (as refugees in other countries).

>no WC
>good at sports

they aren't. they aren't the number one in any sport, just consistently mediocre.

I'm sorry, are you somehow exempt from feeling reverence for something?

Tennis? Some athletic disciplines as well. But, yeah. It's hard to stay consistent when most balkan countries have less than 5 mil population.

We have a lot of WC titles in many sports.
You don't know jack shit about sports then.

He probably only watches baseball, lacrosse and american football.

they don't dominate anything. their mediocrities stand out because of how shit the rest of them are. it's the bigotry of low expectations.

that's not the same as worshipping.

and the things I hold in reverence are things I found in my life, they weren't handed to me and demanded my blind devotion and they still pass through my thought filter. I'm talking about everything.

I was making banter when I called Tito beloved great, but it's true that he was a prominent figure in the Unallied nations. And, what a coincidence, look at the states who got the most blatant interventions: Cuba, Yugoslavia, Iraq, Zair, India (the assasination of Mohandas and Indira Ghandi)....they had something in common, no?

tennis LOL. i'll admit i don't follow tennis but im pretty sure roger federer is from switzerland

what sport are you good at? water polo? handball? goat herding?

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football is the only relevant sport

how much of a retard do you have to be to think Đoković is merely mediocore?

The most blatant interventions are Iraq, Lybia and Syria. Probably for different reasons than you might think.

Just stick with baseball my man, or whatever the fuck you retards watch in america.

The spirit of rivalry and competitiveness

>assassination of Indira Ghandi was an (western) intervention
you're retarded

also, Tito was long dead before any subversions took place in Yugoslavia and they're not supported by evidence (the first one being Mladina supported by CIA which is said to have helped propagate the secession movement in Slovenia).

Remember the deluded greeks in the 1920s when they thought they'd get UK support while invading Turkey? Now that was /funny/

lsiten, you can't talk to me shit about history so don't even attempt. It's what I said, not because I said it, but because that's what history wrote. Half-ass learned arrogants thinking they got the priest by the balls.

>also, Tito was long dead before any subversions took place in Yugoslavia

I was talking about the 90s. Who's the retard now?

and did you wikipedia who Indira Ghandi was?

i did not even attempt to disprove your claim. When was foreign policy and intervetion not insidious?

>Remember the deluded greeks in the 1920s when they thought they'd get UK support while invading Turkey? Now that was /funny/

just the fact that you thought, after the posts I have already made, that this would insult me, just shows that you are genuinely stupid.

The most blatant interventions are those I mentioned that's why everybody knows them. For the reasons I think and you (hopefully) understand.

>When was foreign policy and intervetion not insidious?

Cuba's foreign policy was not insidious. Venezuela's foreign policy is not insidious. Yugoslavia's foreign policy was not insidious.

You are only talking about the first two worlds.

Why is this greek so angry?
Dont at me greek

But for what reason, user? Why did they get raped?

>these irrelevant shitters didn't have and insidious foreign policy
I am shocked.

I'm not angry

I am just the boss of the conversation

I am the Gordon Ramsay of history and all your arguments are RAW.

>0 world cups
>0 euros
good at choking more like

Doesn't explain it, there's poorer people in other places that suck at shit

Illyrian genes > all

We went 3rd in 98, only lost to 2 fluke goals from Thuram, the only goals he ever scored. And it was that GOAT France team.

It's not a fluke

>tfw "Illyrian" genes but only 5'11''

Serbian and Croatian women are hot as hell

i wish we would compete under one flag.
yugoslavia would be invincible. we'd dominate every sport even american footbal and baseball if we wanted

i am 6'7'' and sometimes i feel average height here (dalmatia)
my friend is 210+cm, and his brothers are 205+cm

use centimetres faggot

201cm

almost half is protoeuropean I haplogroup masterrace (dinarics). genes

my croatian friend is 216cms and he told me in his remote village he's one of the shortest men

Superior Med + Slav genetic admixture

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learn to not shoot from the chest. ball above head so you can see, upper arms horizontal or higher.

holy shit what the fuck are you smoking, prestani trollati mi nismo jebeni divovi

kek, all albanians are short

that seems like a nice neighbourhood

Yeah, people consider you tall only if you are tall like Yao Ming

Good genes/culture/politics/geography mix. For sports that is. Individualistic and naturally athletic. We just push ourselves, it's tradition, while also having good schools from socialism and are very competitive. Not always the best thing, but it gets the results. Amerilards here saying >mediocre are forgetting how few of us there is and how many medals/achievements we have.

Strong genetics, shit economy, non-negroid intellect (although close)

Literally all that is required to be good at football

Daily reminder that if we didn't shit up a 2-0 lead against Germany we'd have had a Serbia-Croatia WC quarter-final just 3 years after the war. And that if Mijat didn't hit the fucking bar we'd be space travelling by now. Fuck my life

Pure Vinča genetics la', bejasmo starosedeoci i sranja

he's shit. he's not actually pro-level in europe is he?

High t levels

Being poor

Damm, I`m wondering if you guys are that big too down there, if you know what.

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>if you know what i mean
Fixed for you.

Nothing to do but sports and hump

>we'd dominate every sport
no we wouldn't. Politics would get in the way. Certain players would play/be selected because corruption is still very high, which would mean teams would be at half strength. Why do you think Yugoslavia won so little medals? Because Serbs were forcing their sportsman and woman to compete despite them being shit. Hence why Serbia hasn't won a lot since the collapse of Yugoslavia.

A reminder.

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>tfw you'd rather have Miha than that disgusting piece of shit

t. krajišnik

>if you include yugoslavia

Yeah well Macedonia is one the greatest sporting nations ever if you include Alexander the great's empire

>how angry do you feel that BELOVED GREAT LEADER Tito was croatian?
Josip Broz - dobar skroz. He was aight, Yugoslavia (and the way it was set up) not so much

>prestani trollati mi nismo jebeni divovi
This. I'm 195 and there aren't that many people taller in me here in the heart of Hercegovina and Dalmatia, Zagreb

>t. krajišnik
Štimac beat up a woman in front of a bunch of witnesses, he's a borderline schizophrenic and a crook who helped rob his boyhood club blind. There's $3.2mil missing just from the Srna and Pletikosa transfers (which were undervalued btw)

>Yugoslavia (and the way it was set up) not so much

what's the matter, did it block your dream of becoming filthy rich by opening up a hardware store with american paint?

Calm down and stop posting like a Dutchlet. You're embarrassing our great nation.

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Loan-dependent, borderline bankrupt, heavy inflation, fake economy, corrupt. You'd like it as a Greek

that's because it dared to exist in a bi-polar world

I bet there was room for improvement, but that couldn't come unless the world was free, and it didn't have to end in bloodshed.

>I bet there was room for improvement
There wasn't any. It was insanely corrupt, the companies just hired people in administration because the employment rate had to be high, no r&d, etc. Once the honeymoon phase was over, that "country" was bound to break up

that's the same bullshit we were fed after 1989, the economy was shit, old, and underperforming. then they cut it all away, and some entire factories moved to other countries.

now they're saying we don't have good employees like back in communist times, time to accept immigrants.

don't fucking buy it. there was room for VAST improvement.

>>won the Eurobasket
>>got silver in Volleyball Euros
awesome
>>got bronze in world cup handball
who cares, even serbia manged to get silver, and cro even more
>>qualified to the world cup football
lol, even serbia and bosnia qualified
>>qualified to the Olympics 2x hockey despite only having like 30 professional players and 2 hockey rings in the entire country and no professional clubs
awesome
>>won medals in both summer and winter OG
only golds count
>>became the best cycling nation in the world
who cares about cycling
>>won the MX1 Motocross World Championship
what even is that?
>>elite in Judo and climbing
who cares
Overall, one gold won by 2 serbians and a black mercenary carrying, silver in sport nobody watches and qualification to olympic hockey where they got rekt.
Not a lot to brag about.

>and some entire factories moved to other countries
The only companies that survived (and aren't cancer like, now bankrupt, shipyards) are the ones that would be competitive in the West. Everything else went bankrupt (the same thing would happen even if there was no war)

>now they're saying we don't have good employees like back in communist times, time to accept immigrants
Croatia has no employees in the service sector/tourism (a bunch of people moved abroad) so we get seasonal workers from Bosnia, Serbia, and places like that

The country/society is anti-business, there's a whole lot of nepotism and people who grew up in Yugoslavia are corrupt to the core. We're fucked, basically

What did England win in those sports with it's hundred million of inhabitants and n'gubus to pick from? Or what did you win in football, the supposed national sport?

It can happen tho.

i'm 6'3" and have family in Dubrovnik. I was complaining to a friend that i had no one to play basketball with while staying there because every one of my buddies played Vaterpolo and fuck that sport.Friend said to me "hey janez, i have a friend who also plays basketball, i'll introduce you to him today when we go out"
> we go out, he introduces to me to a fucking giant

And that's how i met Ante Tomic (he's 2,18 or 7'2" in freedom units).

But yeah, people in Dalmatia are usually around my size, which is kind of comfy.

It's a morning of a working day and half the thread replies are from Balkan posters. So there's your answer: We're poor and don't have any better shit to do other than playing sports and shitposting on Kosovar rock collecting board

Good in basketball, volleyball, handball, also winter sports, tenis and pretty decent in football to Croatia runner-up world cup and bronze despite few years of Independence, and aways at least 2 teams get spot in WC. All of this having tiny population and being one of poorest countries in europe.

he was actually from the Greek kingdom of Macedon not modern day Macedonia, he was born in Pella
they're LARPing and I don't know how they get away with it

they're literal half-thracian, quarter albanian quarter slav bulgarian speakers.

>don't have any better shit to do other than playing sports
A lot of people think sports is an easy way to escape poverty or get rich so they force their kids to do sports. I know a bunch of people who barely finished highschool because they were focused on football - only one made it out of the Croatian league, a few played a few seasons domestically, vast majority are bartenders and warehouse workers now

Just imagine the combo of the best of croatia and serbia and montainblack mix teams in 94 and 98 WC, I think we not even being treta in 94 and not even suceded to 98 final, just look France just raped us, and need Thuram him life match to beat Croatia, that easy beat Holland in the bronze match. Romario and Bebeto may just BTFO by Yugo team in 94.

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Croatia was missing boksic in that tournament as well

And had a figurehead cretin for a coach

Based Janez speaking the truth; Slovenia is good at sports, that's a fact. Culture and politics on the other hand...

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I'm not British so I don't care.
Britain is 3rd country by total number of medals in olympic games.

It was literally the opposite, in particular balija's and monkeydonians were known for being forced into teams

i live in a town and i am not lying, 190cm is average where i live

I think they have good genes, are athletic and tall, while they also aren't very rich, so they play sports instead of doing other things.

also 20cm is big i guess

Apart from alcohol and sports there nothing much to do here and talk about. Almost every male I know played atleast football at some time in their life

Cause there's fuck all else to do

>shitaly

>culture

What is Slavoj? And Laibach...

shit?

>be a flightless bird
>get shot
oooof