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Bloos BTFO edition

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BRUINS desu

>it was 2-0

For me, it's Patrick Burgerman

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3 more to go

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for me its this on time thread

Ears have had a long rest. Bring on the pain of these heavy suckers! Keep the streak going. 9-0 when wearing these!

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don't watch RAW

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Canadian hill billys embarrassing themselves with their lack of hockey knowledge

>even got DeGOAT dubs
Based.

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go knights

shit thread. Go kill yourself subhumans

SEETHING

watching raw lads

still wide awake
great game

Bloos in six

One half of me wants the blues to win and be free from the suffering.
But the other half of me doesn’t want the lifelong losers club down to >us and buffalo

Should I feel bad about the Blues?

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Lifelong losers is still with teams like Minnesota and nashville. You arent alone

Ripped a huge toot. Stinks but it felt good.

they havent even had 2 decades of suffering. they dont know what true pain is like >us or buffalel or the blues.

Not the same. Vanpooper and Buffalel is on another level of shit way worse than Mild or Perds.

And then there's St. Poois which is even much much worse. Maybe even worse than the Laffs. So bad people forgot about them.

now that the dust has settled and their careers are basically over who was the jannetty?

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Not yet.
Only 1 game.
If they lose the nest one, then I think so ya

Don't be sad game 1 is over, be happy you felt the bags of sand along the way

The ol' Toronto exhale

everyone knows malkin carried crosbetty to two cups and bill carried him to the other one.

why do the bruins have the only good players in the nhl?

>the only good players
RETARD

bar user here, stayed waaaaay too long at the bar with the local degenerates, dubs decide what i eat at mcdonalds

Fish o filet

very good thread

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This but 2

Good choice. Garance Marillier is a qt

waiting on my order of filet o fish, will delivar in a few minutes

What's a filet of fish called in Quebec

filet de poisson

just had an epiphany
shannon is retarded lads, i don't think i'm going to watch him anymore

what tipped you off?

fuck bombston
>t.bar user

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Don't come to my home state of Montana.

>ywn have micky ds poutine
at least we have garlic fries I guess.

why the FUCK would anyone EVER go to that SHITHOLE state?

stay strong user

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montana probably has a better economy than most canad*an cities lol

tell me one(1) relevant thing to ever happen in mantono

Tom Brady plays catch there

it was in an episode of king of the hill one time

Lads it was 2-0.

fuck bostom

Hughes is a bust lads.

Chara is a bust lads.

edmonton is a bust lads

Team Canada is a bust lads

honestly yes. Canada has been cancelled

cant hate the bwoons tbqh
literally all their players are based
t. neutral

What happened to the Blues after they scores their 2 goals? Didnt seem like Rask had a busy night after that

>Boston Bettmans best player

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they stopped shooting.

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Bruins woke up

Bruins took control of puck and after that they only managed to set up handful of counter strikes.

Krug pleased the hockey gods when he checked Thomas with no helmet on, old time hockey style

>mild

Ahahahahaha

Forgot pic

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Where else is he going to go

/rph/

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MÖRKÖ MÖRKÖ MÖRKÖ

>Boston wins Cup
lets hurry this one up already

Imagine Bruins NOT winning the cup

Where will erik karlsson end up? Hoping for red wings desu

*puts pucks deep*

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Not a real sport

Ducks

>lolbostonwins

Yikes nah f am I'm good.

Nothing. That's why Montana is a good place to be. You don't have to be where everything is "happening", you ADHD motherfucker.

very good post

Frölunda

wadap bois :D

Just jerked to rae lil black

its 7:30 latest friend, at least wait 2 hours after waking up before being a degenerate

bepis :DDDD

gonna be a hot one today

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Good luck tomorrow bluesbros

Wings fan, do not want Karlshit

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Bruins are the Cobra-Kai of hockey

We won't go down easy boston, believe me. We didn't work for almost 50 years just to get knocked down like this. Hell, we'll take this to game 7 overtime if we have to. Go blues!

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series is already over bud bruins in 3

Sure you will, little buddy.

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wtf Boston was supposed to get swept! the sweep curse!

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is that really you?

Is this Y

>reads filename

why can't he stay where he is?

grim state of hoc

I like ass

even the giant sleeps

i like titties

Crippled by stomach ache lads

stomach aches aren't real just drink more bourbon

Lads

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>koodo
canada isn't even a real place

>man face

big fan of huge busts

SEETHING

Shit thread lads

bombston completed the sweep in one

Yesterday you said you'd call sears

i'll call today

Repeat after me:

CONN

SMYTHE

WINNER

TUUKKA RASK!

You'll call now.

i'll call when i feel like it BITCH

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I was going to post this

calling sears to warn them about some faggot that'll call later

>30 minutes with no posts

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>blots

>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>Three-year deal for Dave Tippett in EDM

>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>Three-year deal for Dave Tippett in EDM

>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>Three-year deal for Dave Tippett in EDM

Oh shit what r u doing?

Dead thread
Dead final
Dead hoc

>Boston winning causes nhl, nfl, NBA, MLB to fold

>14 years in the NHL as head coach
>6 times his team doesn't makes the playoffs
>5 times out in the first round
>33-41 Playoff record
>Oilels

Ready for 1970 finals repeat?

No one likes Hockey desu

To be fair he was with arizona for those years

It’s still too early to tell my guy

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Good signing? I know nothing about the guy. Is latvia a florida fan too now?

it's a meaningless signing

just bought a putting green to put in my office for peak offseason

Who’s ready for the three months of arrogance by Boston! Jesus Christ go fuck yourselves toronto for letting this happen

For Game 1 of the #StanleyCupFinal on NBC, St. Louis led all markets with a whopping 29.0 local rating, NBC Sports’ highest NHL rating on record in the market. Boston scored a 25.2 rating.

1 St. Louis 29.0
2 Boston 25.2
3 Providence 18.8
4 Buffalo 8.4
5 Indianapolis 7.3

Does
>baaaawston
Even watch hockey?

3-2 going back home and they blew it
Shall NEVER forgive toronto for this transgression

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>Indianapolis
They had some dumb shit on about the Indy 500 even though it happened the night before so the game one broadcast was on a weird channel, and Indy still managed to be in the top 5? How?

fuck you Kessel

Was it on NBC or NBCSN?

I'm GUNNA TAGE MY HORGSE DU THE OLE TOWN ROAG IM GONNA RIGE DIL I GAN'T NO MORE :D :D:D

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thanks for Coyle, btw. Enjoy Don'tnato

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It was the NBC feed on some local affiliate that isn't actually NBC.

for me, it is Torey Krug sending Thomas to the Shadowrealm

twitter.com/NHLBruins/status/1133215054772559872

Montana is based as fuck you inner city subhuman. I hope to move there soon.

for me, its waiting for the draft to happen

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Bout to cook some wagyu a5 bros I’m so hype

>fatties
No thanks.

bruins are going to sweep
>tfw ted would have won the cup if he couldve just beaten the bruins

watch benningshit get even further exposed in game 2 and become completely unraveled

I think the blues can bounce back from a loss. Remember game 1 vs san jose where the sharks beat the shit out of the blues 6-3?

I hope Boston will lose the Stanley Cup, they are a bland team and only Cliffton's goal was their notewrothy moment this post-season.


It will be glorious when Tarasenko scores the final goal of game 6 and just points to his nuts in front of a suicidal Tuuka, taking that stupid photograph out of the collective existance and sends it into oblivion.

this

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shart jose is no bawston i tell you hwhat

I cant wait for the real winners of the draft to select peyton krebs

Kappo skips the combine

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I hope Greece will be kicked out of the eu, they are a bland country and only 2004 euro cup was their notewrothy moment post classical age.


It will be glorious when Merkel votes the final referendum and just points to her nuts in front of a suicidal Greek, taking that stupid photograph out of the collective existance and sends it into oblivion.

gf is considering a hysterectomy

God I cant wait to either get kakko or hughes, hoping for Fin tho

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youtu.be/hUCvbpwu-ZI

she cute

Why

Be glad you arent vancouver or edmonton passing up on tkachuk

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Florida got the best finn of the draft lmao

>tfw my brother passed away in April and he predicted the Bruins would win the Stan Lee cup prior to the playoffs

RIP

>your brother never saw his team win the cup
rip in peace

>tfw only 3 games left

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Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

>5*

Business idea: Finn only draft

why what happened

What happened to Kuzy?? I am sure it is just fake news to defame him and taint the image of the Red machine? Anyone have a webm?

Ah it is all over the place
youtube.com/watch?v=OD8pnono7YI

When can binland into stanlee cups?

Thoughts about JVG?

youtube.com/watch?v=pLySM7cnK7k

*becomes superstar and makes vegas seethe*

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lol so true

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Your right. we were denied the best final in islanders blues because carolina made the playoffs

>get off my board lolz
>whoa this place is empty lolz
uh huh?

i don't know what the FUCK im gonna do when hockey is over bros

Fantasize about hockey

>not already going camping or to the cottage

Would have an hero if the final was shorks and randy to be honest lads

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that's what buffalo and pittsburgh get for nbc on regular season games

Who /coffee/ right now

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>image.jpg

reminder this won a cup

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Asterisk Cup

What would he have left to prove in the combine after battling with NHL players in the 1st line in WC? That he can do some sit ups and pull ups? He's already confirmed to be the strongest bull in the draft and completely manhandles twinks like Hughes.

>our guy falling for the hughes meme

Unsubscribed.

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aucoin would've been amazing if he wasn't such a manlet

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yeah, better to rest now and then start training

^u mad bro?

>chara and halak
>czech flag
wut

Celtics got raped tho

They were born when the nations were united; you’ll see soviet flags for Russian players too

>Brunei

>Steen was born in Canada but plays for sweden
Would he even make the cut for team canada?

kinda weird but ok, i guess it makes sense

Hot in the house but shant be turning on the AC lads

imagine how generational bulju is going to be like once tippett unlocks him

imagine how generational Cliff Pu is going to be like once coach Q unlocks him

for me its cliffy hockey

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for me, it's butt checking

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Good game last night. Game 2 will really dictate whether or not the final will go to shit. If the refs let it be a physical game, low calls, a lot of anger will develop between the two teams.

If the refs call a tight game it'll probably cause the teams to take a more professional style of play

do you believe in fan death like koreans?

fan death is real, it happened to my neighbor

he'll make mcdavid look like a bottom six plug

I just dusted my fans and fixed their alignments

Thoughs on this playoff picture for next season?
Atlantic
1.Bruins
2.habs
3.leafs

Metro
1.Isles
2.Caps
3.flyers

Wild cards
1.Buffalo
2.Panthers

Central
1.Avalanche
2.Jets
3.Bloos

Pacific
1.Flames(presidents trophy)
2.Oilers
3.Ducks

Wild cards
1.Stars
2.Canucks

Smoked a bowl for the first time since last summer and listening to Faith No More lads

>flylels

No idea what that is

Do not post youtube links thank you

YOUUUUUUUUU WAAAAAANNNTTT IT ALLLLLLLLL BUT YOU CANT HAVE IT

it is
what is it?
it is
what is it?

zoomer genocide when lads

>not doing research for the draft so you know what pierre is talking about

*invents hockey*

Based Torey "If he's on the Blues I'll rock him out of shoes" Krug

>/hoc/ is gonna be overrun by another shitty fucking fanbase for the offseason
get me off this ride.

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is there an actual "tolerable" fanbase?

finns?

>overrun
we'll shitpost for a day or two then /hoc/ will go back to its usual pure autism.

Atlantic:
1 Bruins
2 >laffs
3 lightning

Metro:
1 Caps (#1 seed)
2 Pens
3 Islanders

WC
1 Panthers
2 Canadiens

Central:
1 Nashville (#1 seed)
2 Colorado
3 St. Louis

Pacific:
1 Vegas
2 San Jose
3 Calgary

WC
1 Winnipeg
2 Dallas

how will anyone ever be able to take the blots seriously ever again

yeah sure. Pittsburgh would say otherwise. fuck 2016 especially
anyone who isnt chiraq, toronto, >rags, kongs, bruins, shorks, and knights. oh and tampa. forgot about them

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should've named the team st.louis bwin

Will he play next year?

I dont think tampa makes it. They are gonna fuck up and lose once again. Also that pacific is wrong

checked, fuck """""""""jumbo"""""""""" joe

Bruins fan here

I doubt we'll be the 1 seed, the team will have a decent amount of turnover this offseason, so at the very least the start of the season might be a bit tumultuous.

>the only tolerable fanbases are the ones that have no posters in /hoc/

>no posters in /hoc/
yes im ignoring all the other fanbases that dont spam the fucking thread

>tfw tolerable

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Yeah hockey is pretty Fucking gay tbqhf

After draft and Kakko going to rags all the unironical rags fan will crawl out of the woodworks after years of non-stop bullying.

My hockey IQ is off the charts lads

*shake off rust*
*win 9th consecutive ploff game*
canucks suck lmao

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Just wanna see the Canucks back in the final lads to be honest desu

>ever again in your lifetime
Just end it now Wang

good fren.
bad fren

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thingken of hokki

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Post rare and elite Barkovs

edit: 8th but it will be 9

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I’m literally the best poster here and you’ll never guess my team.

>hurrishits tolerable
>tedditors tolerable
>frogtreal tolerable
>pissburgh tolerable
>vanpooper tolerable
>oilshits tolerable
Yeah nah youre just a moron

red wings

youtube.com/watch?v=vPzDTfIb0DU
tbf

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>implying I ever left
>implying I give a fuck about your bullying
>implying I myself didn't >rags decent gets
the drawback being that retard Chambers will probably return, or someone using his trip. making more bench licking promises he won't make good on

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Extremely Elite

why does he always look so autistic?
he's such a good boy

was it epic?

Honestly teds are good young team and they have a stud in PLD

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Yotes bois ww@?

Colour gradient should be reversed homo

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yeah, but you get the idea

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Based

I agree except totes should be frens

thanks canada for that autism help

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>Backes gets a cup but not the Bloos

Good man, also good taste

Just watched a finnish document about immigrants and a guy from middle-east said that when you are in Malmö it doesnt feel like you are in Europe since all the restaurants etc are in arabic

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nice get. also badminton gives me bad memories. one time my shoulder gave up. fuck I liked that sport

Such is life in Sweden
How many do you reckon are legit peace seekers vs exploiters of the babby state

>everyone likes the flames
based

yotes I have no feelings for, but they are good posters. feel bad they just barely missed the playoffs

still better than fork knife desu

Gayest thread almost gave me the gays. Yikes

Idk another refugee literally said that many people only come here to rape women. Lmao

my shoulder gave up while starting an outboard engine

They tend to be humble and recognize their team is underdogs
Always hand based interactions with yotes fans

since we are comparing, my shoulder gave up while putting on a t-shirt

>your team is so shit and irrelevant that no one cares to even hate you

I don't see how this is a based situation at all.

too lazy to make my own graphic but

>muhteam
Bruins

>frens
Stars, Avs, Caps

>don't care
Teds, Sens, Sabres, Yotes, Oilers, Pants, Kangs, GKnights, Wild, Red Wings, Flames, Preds, Devils, Ducks, Blots, Jets

>don't like
Blues only because they're in the way of another Cup and would be in frens tier any other year, Blackhawks, Sharks, 'Nucks, Canes, Isles because New York

>hate
Habs, Laffs, Pens, Rags, Flyers

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Jesus Christ
What’s funny is spinous always bash on the states here but we have an even tougher immigration program, we basically accept Christian minorities or the Muslims who come here tend to be wealthy

user, it's your doctor..... I have bad news. You actually did catch the gay. Its terminal, I'm sorry.

every poster in /hoc/ is insufferable regardless of fanbase.

>blues are Canada's team!

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>all this seethe
fucking marks getting worked into a shoot

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*loses in 4 to the isles*
*reverts back to shit and relocates to KC*

93026610
absolutely worked cuplet

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>got swept in the first round by >rags in 2015
>back to back in 17 and 18
see you next year faget

>because new york
at least you are honest on that. You arent bad portugal bruins poster

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>my team
golden knights
>frens
penguins
>hate
predators, jets, blues, stars, avalanche, blackhawks, wild, capitals, islanders, hurricanes, blue jackets, flyers, rangers, devils, flames, sharks, coyotes, canucks, ducks, oilers, kings, lightning, bruins, maple leafs, canadiens, panthers, sabres, red wings, senators

Sure thing, with THAT defense lamo

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woooooooooo

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youtube.com/watch?v=pZ_3F93hgZw
Superior Patton band coming through.
Also Primus sucks

Gloria

>my team
Rulers of the /hoc/ realm
>every other team
Shit eating peasants not fit to look at >my team

i listen to bungle more than faith no more to be honest was in the mood for angel dust

guys i logged out after the bloos were up 2-0 because i had to write a 200 word essay. they won right?

Sooo...which one of Shannon's 178 favorite teams is going to win the Stanley Cup this year, lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=PvT8Kx1WC64

nostalgiad desu

>2 days off between game 2 and 3
Fuck you Gary

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youtube.com/watch?v=5DyZh1rXsa0

he has three teams fag
and one of them is winning

lmao NO!

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the fuck I ever do to you?

>doesn't conflict with the new national sport of Canada - BASKETBALL
lmao, Don finna bouta comment on apehoop

wait a second, didn't the blues get eliminated?

has that guy with the made up hockey league in his head updated how the playoffs have gone?

Ur welcome. Thanks. Go Bruins

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Kessel says NO

>mild
definitely in the top five most depressing NHL teams

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excuse me i asked for extra ketchup

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>canada
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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lmao
isn't there inter-office drama he keeps track of for all 30ish teams?

r/hocgonewild

Please don't bully. Call us the North Stars

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fuck the wild lmao. Imagine being a fan of that shit team

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No one likes you

>subhuman weeb scum complaining about anyone else ever

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you keep saying that and yet I provide for /hoc/ in many ways. stay mad tho

pls go and stay go

>lose 2 Cups
>win Cup 6 years after relocation and 8 years after second Cup loss
was relocation the best thing to happen to the Stars and Avs?

>um, excuse me please, but ... um....BOOOOOYAAAAA

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STOP

don't forget Carloina, Move the team, and win the cup. GARY!!!!!!

Hey guys I haven't been following the playoffs. How many games up are the Lightning in the finals?

>I post little anime girls and think I contribute to the discussion with my limited hockey knowledge
Keep coping faggot no one likes you

Nordicks had a core but they never had a goalie

You're Daily Leaf News: We're not getting Marner.

You know I dont do that only because I care about shit like prospects, and minor stuff also. Theres a reason why I am more excited about the draft and also the memorial cup. I post those draft classes and rosters yet nobody knows until now. But keep seething because I posted that anime girl.

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Because losing the best rivalry was a good thing

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meant for lel

>they just hate me because they're mad haha
>seething lol
The tripfag defense, classic.
Maybe you should get one you loser.

Yet I dont tripfag. If I could then it would amplify the seethe. You hate me because I post here and have actual discussions

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canadian players are supposed to win cups for american teams
we had an agreement

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avatar fags are somehow more pathetic than tripfags

Incredible amount of delusion.

I see /hoc/ is extra seething today. It's ok we all wanted the blues to win.

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same. Usually when hoc is garbage its when boston wins. Hmmm

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>seething
>this is only word in my vocabulary

...

what's that?

I dont play gachas lmao.

based Kuraly. Thx Shorx and Martin Jones lmao

>if I keep repeating it eventually they will believe me

reminder that weebs are Yea Forums parkinson's and need to be sent to the camps

Worst Koreans believe that sleeping in a room with a fan on can cause you to die

With the Blues having former Leaf players on their roster, the Bruins are probably the worst opponent they could be matched against.

Absolutely SEETHING. I can feel your rage emanating from your computer as you sit their trying to come up with a single original thought. EVERYONE here hates you, not ONE single /hoc/ poster has even CONSIDERED putting in a good word for you.I know for a FACT that the majority of this thread has your posts filtered, as they DESPISE your very presence. you are so pathetic that you shake with rage whenever somebody posts that repulsive picture of you, and delete it immediately in a feeble attempt to make yourself look important. You are a living example of how pathetic the janitorial "team" is on this website, and deserve nothing less than to deported back to whatever shithole you came from.

I look forward to your sad excuse for a comeback, which I shall NOT be reading, as their is literal NOTHING you could say to refute me which wont make you look even worse in the eyes anyone who hasn't filtered you.

how? I think I've heard that before.

>kippers pasta

How will weebs ever recover?

(you)

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test

Fail

i find the main problem with /hoc/ is that it's fuckin gay

*saves our league*

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Sounds gay

surely the blues will right the ship

>thread is made shit by the presence of weeb filth
>blames it on boston
AFWMFH

unironically one of the most fun teams to watch

they just need more meat and potatoes, north south hockey, and they will be fine

hot take: by the end of this SCF, the Blues will be 0-16 in SCF games in franchise history

>Blames it on anime
>Not when the thread is literally just garbage posts from lack of anything
Boston sucks and it will make /hoc/ unbearable for days. But blame it on me because I posted this anime macro on a Yea Forums board

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IN HIS 12TH SEASON FROM SAVONLINNA, FINLAND
IN GOAL NUMBER FORTY TUUUUUUUUUUKKA RASK

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blues sweep in 5

my favorite anime? probably pokemon

also hot take: 4channel should have an image filter (similar to a captcha? idfk programming) that allows us to detect and immediately ignore anime completely

kino

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't believe Rask is gonna fuckin blow it big time

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for me it's family guy

digimon > pokemon

It's an anime website portufriend. In other words itll never happen.

t. assdevastated maplejeet

This. If you are that thin skinned about anime, then leave or go to a board thats just complete faggotry like Yea Forums or /pol/.

This is the sports board there’s absolutely zero reason to derail threads spamming anime

Cory in the House is the patrician choice as best anime.

>p-pls stop bullying us weebs!

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for me, it's Archer

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Thinking about ordering hongcouver lads

now that it's nice out all of the poos are back to playing cricket in the park where i run lads

>user was banned for this post

>running through curry and poo fumes

>86

providence is the same market genius, its like a 30 minute drive from beantown

This also is the board that makes endless political bait threads. Complaining about anime is like focusing on one issue instead of the bigger picture. But because I attached this macro on it you will seethe about that

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If you attach anime to your post I just scroll right past it without reading to be honest

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then you are a thing skinned faggot if you dont do the same for fr*gposters

Based John & John are a great duo. Hughes and Pettersson would probably make it worth it

is it a good or bad thing?

>This also is the board that makes endless political bait threads.
that's every board since 2016

This is actually the right thing to do if you dont like anine desu.

Yeah whatever bitch you can't even tie your own skates pusy

My friends asked me why they were booing him and I told them he keeps joking about the Boston marathon on twitter

Can too nigger. I should probably go back to the rink again tomorrow tho.

>predditors
>teds
>frogs
>laffs
>relocanes
>filthy
>cancucks
>tolerable
you're a moron who takes Yea Forums too seriously

I bet the rink monitor has to help you stand up when you fall down

>responding to tripshits
shant

hopefully ted was wiped out by a tornado

hopefully ted's soul was absorbed by the tornado and its force was multiplied

my life is a movie, btfo bloosies

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hopefully ted's grill survived the tornado

That’s not funny

Andrei Markov wants to come back to the NHL apparently

Mixed feels. Kinda want him to come back to Montreal and play his 1000th game but he was already old and slow two years ago

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Who is this gentleman cowboy? Looks like your everyday hard workin Albertan

>tripfags
Why can’t they just leave

Reminder bruinfags like K-poop also

Take my bruins to the ok town cup

for me, its either a nice cold one or dudeweed after starting yet another work week after a holiday

could use a cold bear right about now

is that subban? wtf is he doing?

because they don't get enough attention from their parents

workin as a ranch hand at one of vermonts many fine cheddar farms

Kek

i think it's will smith

I disagree

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FILTER all tripfags, ESPECIALLY retards who reply to them and ENJOY a better /hoc/ experience

FUCK THE REFS (bruins)
FUCK THE BLUES (refs)
FUCK THE BRUINS (Gary)
and FUCK GARY

93028266
Can't see this post because I filtered out countries that USA and Finland BTFO on a regular basis

offseason hoc sounds pretty good right now

excellent post, have a (you)

>mfw Blues are the longest non-winning franchise in all 4 major sports leagues
>mfw they lose to Boston again

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FUCK RUINS

reminder its just one game and the blues have bounced back from shit games

Lmfao ok dumbass sounds real fuckin likely

>beat one-legged karlsson and martin jones
>feel tough

lol
>blouse

those shit teams they played arent nearly as good as the bruins

>people still dont have it in the back of their minds that true St. Louis Blues playoff hockey fashion wont make an appearance

wow congrats on beating the stars

Reminder the blues also lost their opening game of the WCF in dominant fashion and every sharks fan though they would make the finals. I think the blues are going to adapt to the bruins play and get better

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replace "one" with "two" and throw an -s on the end of "game"... we'll being that exact post all of tomorrow night until Saturday evening

naw, we are deep under their skin. bingington is gonna pop like a zit

i think youre fucking stupid and should kill yourself

>blose

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looks they are still shit they just beat an even shittier team that wasn't even supposed to be in the conference finals. that was the trend in almost all the series this year. an ultimate shit loses to a shit team that then loses to a meh team. and the only really good team can beat all of them. sad! the nhl is dead

bruins have binnington rattled, especially marchand

>Doug Ford getting rid of the Beer Store cartel
>Liberals angry
why are Liberals are so fucking stupid

Can't wait for the broons to raise the banner in front of the Lightning
>tfw Connor McGregor comes up to the podium and bullies the lightning over the sweep

>"DUUR HES RATTLED"
Reminder he gave up six to winnipeg and he returned to form following that

BLUES SHITTERS ABSOLUTELY GETTING IT RIGHT NOW

NO MERCY

Fucking bloated from too much chinky food lads

redpill me on Kaski, finnbros. is finnish excellence what >my wongs need to finally be elite again?

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The sharks were the only team that could stop the bruins but you fucking faggots wanted this so enjoy the sweep

Nigga its game 1. Your acting as if its game 3

>the blose beat a bunch of shit-tier choker western teams, surely this means they will come back and dominate this series!

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lol knights would destroy bombston
blues in 5 anyways

The Golden Knights were the only team that could stop the bruins but you fucking faggots wanted them to lose to the Sharks so enjoy the sweep

yeah knew it. le based soijack poster is a bruinsfag. another reason why your fanbase is garbage

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oh wow theres shorks fans on /hoc/ still, almost forgot to >shorks post

>shorks
>dumbo joe

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>shorks

>shorkies

no one has challenged him yet desu
boston will throw meme shots at the net and beat him

am i wrong? west is trash, blose are medicore, bruins have winning players

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there will be no game 3 sweetie
they are getting swept

IF YOU KNOW THE BLUES ARE GONNA LOSE GIMME A HELLLLL YEEAHH

post feelin when you will never hear gloria again

>getting swept
again, its a 7 game series. I think the blues can bounce back and get a game

bust

Game 2 is a serious must-win game for the Blues

Actually they must win not only game 2 but 3 other games as well

I was actually just going to mention that and additionally that they will need to turn up the scoring more than the bruins as well, I think they'll win if they score more

>it was 2-0

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As a Bruins fan I would like to extend my heartiest thanks to all those teams that beat the teams we can't beat in order that we can beat you. Enjoy some based Marchand.

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hell yeah papi

the goalie also has to let less pucks in for them to win

>mfw fucking ruins will win the stanlee on easy mode
>at least they had to put in a huge effort in 2011
>at least it was an exciting series

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pic related
also not a terrible song desu

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>teams we can't beat
which ones?

Reminder this decade had the worst champions

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this but unironically

Tampa Gay and Crapitals

I personally want the laffs and raptors to both make it to their leagues respective finals in the same year only to see assdevastation levels like never before

>it was also 2-0

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why do you say that?

Pens are good but yeah those other teams suck

when they both choke i forgot to add

bruins would have bootyblasted both those shit teams. last year's series with the lgbtning was a meme

Kek that's how they beat Vancouver in game 7

No pens are shit go fuck yourself

>pens
>good
filthy yinzer detected

post THAT crosby image of him looking defeated. That was kino

The wild would be the best team in hockey if Gary didn't rig every game

imagine the isles winning 4 in in a row
what can be worse than that
>nobody won twice in a row since 1999 until for 2016/2017
so sounds the best era was 1999 to 2015

mild fucking suck also lmaooo

gonna go shower, wash my pucks, and rinse away the days filth lads

>finland wins the WC in 2011
>bruins win the stan lee cup in 2011
>finland wins the WC this year
>bruins are about to win another stan lee
I think I'm starting to see a connection here

>what can be more based than that
ftfy

>muh parity
that's retarded.

Yeah nothing better than a bunch of SHIT teams getting HANDED the fucking cup like oh I don't know the DUCKS of ORANGE COUNTY

yes because that ducks team was totally not shit and didnt have some amazing players. worst cup champs is still 2006 canes

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r u casual?

someone talk to me

lol they didn't have any fans then just like they don't now

how bout this weather

Got a tetanus shot today and nearly passed out

it sucks

how about them finns

Im gonna make the next thread

do you not like needles or something? I once got injections for my ankle and felt the needle in my bone and it was just weird 2bh

Hey bud

they suck and my favorite one is kill

I disagree only on the basis they made it to the final a few years prior establishing that they werent some fluke team. I think it's hard to say who is truly the worst championship team, because said team was good enough to win it all

where is the new thread

500

500

No, I've gotten plenty of shots before and everything has been fine.
The weirdest thing was I didn't even feel anything from the needle, but the second it was over I got extremely light headed and lost my hearing for 5 seconds

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It’s a private 4channel platinum thread

got a great post for the next thread, lads

It’s not that great lets be honest

epic fail

there's a new thread but the weeb loser didnt link it

I’m not posting in that faggot thread

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You are a terrible better. Dont go to vegas or play the lottery

Based