/NFL/ General - Zeke Dindu Nuffin Edition

>your team
>favorite player currently on your team
>player on your team that will have a breakout year
>player on your team that will regress
>your favorite Elite Football League of India team
>do you think vaccines cause autism?

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>Butt
>Fart
>Shit
>Turtlehead
>Punjabi Streetshitters
>Yes they do

Raiders sign Incognito

damn, lads. not only do the patriots have a white supremacy supporting MAGA QB, but now they're also using (((nazi dogwhistles))) in their youtube videos. will somebody stop this literal hate group? I'm on the verge of tears
also why tf is a 6 month old cheatriots vid in my recommendations

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Raiders
Carr
Conley, Hurst or Marquel Lee
Antonio Brown, Doug Martin
>
nah, the media/gov't is trying push population control so they're gonna force this meme

Aints
Cam Jordan
Anyone on the secondary please God
Alvin Kamara
Bangladesh Team Coming Soon
No

>Bengal Tigers
Should have gone with Bengal Bungles

Iggles
My boy, number 65, LANE motherfucking Johnson
Dallas Goedert
Jason Peters
Fuck off
No

based.

Browns
Miles Garrett or Damarious Randall
Njoku
Greg Robinson (I hope i'm wrong)
Swarm looks pretty cool
Vaccines don't, its the needles that do it

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>mlb.nbcsports.com/2019/05/28/odubel-herrera-arrested-for-domestic-violence/#comment-1190061

Philly at it again

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As a gnatsfag I really missed this post. Thanks for coming back

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Was there ever a greater coaching staff than the 1990 Giants?
>parcells
>bb
>tom coughlin
The only realistic competitor I think is bb, he, and himself

fuck off old gay

>borderline-mentally insane richie incognito was signed by the raiders.
what the fuck is jon gruden planning

Is it cringe to own your team's jersey with your last name on it and birth year?

Also if your dad played on the team but only for 1 year, owning his jersey is it cringe?

Eagles
Malcolm Jenkins
GODert and/or Rasul Douglas
Peters :(
For me, it's the Hyderabad Skykings
No

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>Is it cringe to own your team's jersey with your last name on it and birth year?
yes.
>Also if your dad played on the team but only for 1 year, owning his jersey is it cringe?
maybe not.

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yes
no

wow he really ray rice'd her

Damn, guess I'll have to throw out my custom one

Also my dad played for the Raiders 1 year, the rams for another and 2 more years for a usfl team, no we're not rich, no we're not broke.

>really fiery under the covers
what did he mean by this

gay qb sex

they have really passionate gay sex

>100 more days until football starts

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>Borderline
I thought Gruden had no idea what he was doing, but now I'm convinced he does. I'm not sure WHAT he's doing, and it might be insane and stupid, but he knows.

Gnats
Elite
Elite
Ogletree (I hope he proves me wrong)
>favorite Induan team
I don’t need vaccines to be autistic, I do that anyway.

Guys, was Ken Anderson elite?

Hall of Very Good

I don’t remember who he was, but he has a Hall of Fame tier name so I will say yes

>Bungles
no

/nfl/, what is the most embarrassing team to be a fan of?

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pack
bahktiari or kenny clark
jaire kinda broke out last year so I'll say josh jackson
davante adams won't have the production because he'll be targeted less. bryan bulaga is getting older
bangladesh coming soon
no but some processed foods might

browns once they collapse back to under 5 wins

who is your father

building the perfect lockerroom

>reddit bay

Yes
No

>Texans
>DeShaun Watson
>The ASU tackle we drafted
>Idk
>For me, it’s the Kolkata vipers
>I don’t know, since I have autism and was vaccinated

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Vikings

any team that has been around since the first superb owl and has not managed to win one.

double the embarrassment if they have not even been to one before.

Cowshits
Patrigays
Gay ass rams
Seetheatle Xehawks

>borderline

Can't believe I forgot the somalian Vikangs...

based

cringe

Eagles
>one sb made significant portions of your fanbase want to keep fucking Nick Folels
>the most famous play you have is a play that you stole from someone else
>your town’s greatest attractions are statue to Stallone and a bell that is broken
>your popular food is a sandwich
>you also root for a team named the Phillies when there are no Washington Washies or New York New Yorkies

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To go all out on another tanking season

>Redskins.
>Ryan Kerrigan.
>Dwayne Haskins and Derrius Guice.
>Trent Williams but he will still be a top five tackle.
>I did not even know hajeeds could afford to play sports.
>of course they do, retard.

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Well if the New York teams actually played in fucking New York maybe they could be called the New York New Yorkies you dumbass fucking little bitch

Borderline, if he had won that owl then he'd be in

hawks
wagner
david moore
chris carson
birb bros warhawks
no

>that anger and cherrypicking
S E E T H I N G

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You are in a state of C O P E because New York has 2 teams and they both suck ASS. I don't give a fuck about your shitty city.

based canuck

>implying fan of the midgets or the justs
I don’t have to be from Jew York to know your team is embarrassing to root for lel
>I learned my insults from playing the most recent call of duty when I got home from school last night
Mad because team embarrassing

call of duty has not been the go-to insult for kids in years, it is fortnite now.

YOU are embarrassing shut up

Ladies and gents, the retort of The Philadelphia Eagles’ fanbase to anything
>no you

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Nothing football related done by Bortles has ever been "great"...the jags beat the pats off coughlin's guidance alone

>Using the same shitty ass tom cruise reaction image TWICE in the same thread

CRINGE

True. Players said he was a fucking horrible person in 2004 with the Giants, and he had to recreate his personality to turn them into winners. And then he almost willed a fucking Blake Bortles to a superbowl and fell only to the jasg giving up 14 points in like the last 8 seconds.

Coughlin truly a great

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Actually, you know, it feels great to be an Eagles fan.

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So glad this guy is back in the league!

Go Raiders!

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Literally a psychopath

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berds

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He was just doing what his coach told him and hazing. Richie dindu nuffin.

In reality though, the "half nigger" he was picking on already got revenge because he became mentally unstable and is always going on insane rants about how he's going to hunt Richie down with a shotgun and murder him for what he did. Guy is nuts and thinks the only way he can "undo" the bullying is to kill Richie.

To be fair, a shotgun does undo bullying pretty nicely.

ask all of those kids who bullied kids into becoming school-shooters and then claimed how bad bullying is afterwards.

Talk shit, get hit

>Richie Incognito
>Antonio Brown
>Vontaze Burfict
Is Jon Gruden literally just trying to turn his team into a dangerous gang of convicts? Does he not expect a group like this to be a problem? Really? It just doesn't make any sense.

He's doing the MGS V thing where multiple troublemakers cancel each other out.

The raiders of the old days were like this, Gruden is trying to make the 70s teams

What did Antonio Brown do?

He's collecting one of every problem player. He's got the diva in AB, the suspension prone goon in Burficit, and now the legitimately insane threat to himself and others wildcard.

I can already see Burfict wearing brass knuckles that say RDRS on them as Richie Incognito fucking kills himself and Carr in the process

Mostly his personality, but he does do stuff like reckless driving and throwing furniture out of a high rise apartment that nearly killed someone.

Who is the motherfucker who hurt Nick's family?

twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1133388068390625281?s=21

Read between the lines, dumbass. Someone is terminally ill or has cancer or something.

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Tanking for Trevor.

fuck off old gay I hate Toronto even more than your shithole Baltimore

Holy fucking lel

>laughing at a bad old gay repost

the absolute state of /nfl/... The season can't start soon enough.

Kek

>his flag is a leaf
>he still lives there
>by choice

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All on Antonio's instagram. It'll be wonderful.

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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>a shaky video from the phone of Brown of Burfict throwing up a gang signs with the knuckles that he made up, as Brown shouts some random shit like “O.A.K. BOY WE OUT HERE”, all the while Incognito slams a locker in the background and pulls out a fucking 9
The caption to the post would be “We really them oakland dogs” and Brown would get a 1-practice suspension

I found the image funny, never saw it before, noq chill leaf

>reddit bay

youtube.com/watch?v=zO6skDv8kXI

what is wrong with cowcucks fans?

>the only place in Canada is Toronto
The state of Maryland education

>Raiders were the most penalized team averaging 9.1 penalties per game in 2016
They're going to beat that this season, right?

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>you also root for a team named the Phillies when there are no Washington Washies or New York New Yorkies

A PHILLY IS A HORSE U DUMB INBRED FUCKING RETARD

>He doesn't root for the Arizona Zonies

>PHILLIES ARE FILLIES
Education in Philadelphia lel

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bitchknees is banned again, wahooo

Someone make a screencap please

>Why yes, I do root for the Oakland Okie Dokies.

>The Chicago Gos
>The Dallas Asses
>The Seattle Ls

Jets!

Why do people hate him so much anyways? I never read his posts so I don't know what he does that's so bad. Can't be any worse than kiwifag or old gay.

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Insufferable samefag for one. I also get the feeling you're him.

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I'm not. You're being paranoid. I'm the like one other Patriots fan on here. I made autistic spreadsheets last season about NFL divisions since realignment.

Rams will win the Superbowl.

>Cakes
>Jerry Hughes
>Vosean Joseph
>Robert Foster
>Skyking
>no

Probably not, but they're probably going to make the playoffs again. As good as Russell Wilson is, he's not going to carry his team to the playoffs twice I don't think. Certainly not to a division win. I think Goff comes back better next year and they maybe make the NFCCG again.

The team I see regressing from the NFC is the Saints. I just think the Panthers are going to take the south if Cam is healthy.

I love playing for the Houston Housties

>specifically made an IG to follow the Raiders, my favorite players
>now it's 98% instagram models with P H A T asses and/or huge tits

This is my curse

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do the bucs stand any chance this year i just want a playoff wildcard come on

this but art hoes and goth thots too

Based

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I like some back but that's too much. It looks deformed.

I have my limit too but I ain't postin shit I hate

side note, I love ligamx threads

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Richie Incognito.

Suspended for bullying & conduct detrimental to the team.

Caught saying racial slurs.

Forced into a psychiatric hospital.

Later arrested at a funeral home/armed and dangerous.

Missed multiple seasons.

Just signed by the NFL before Colin Kaepernick.

This guy gets it.

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richie is not absolutely terrible at football

Neither is Kaep

He's too controversial now anyway

stay right there Ill see you in 30 minutes

carrying a fukken loaded gun to a funeral is not controversial

Houspie spotted!

ligaMX has broken many a nofap for me

You're exaggerating. The guns were in his truck, and it wasn't a funeral. He was going over his father's funeral arrangements, and the director rudely refused to cut off the head and give it to Richie for research so he broke a bunch of shit and threatened to kill everyone. A bit much, but hey, his Dad just died.

Don't talk shit about my Sixies, my Iggies, my Flyies, or my Phillies

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Wait wut?

Could any team have beaten them?
>Rams
Nope
>Saints
would’ve cracked outside their dome
>Cowboys/Bears
Would’ve gotten bootyblasted, similar to what they did to the chargers
>Eagles
Maybe
>Seahawks
No

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If they could have beaten them, they would have gotten there.

>Aints
>Kamara
>Also Kamara, he's gonna be a workhorse without Ingram
>Brees. It's gonna be hard to maintain that same passing efficiency two years in a row at his age. Expect checkdown galore unless Thomas really has a Offensive MVP year
>I like the Bangladesh Team Coming Soon's
>Yes, and AIDS

>Most likely to have beaten them
Eagles
Bears
Saints
Colts
Rams
Seahawks
Cowboys
>Least likely

The Iggles and the Taints could've done it. Sean McVay wanted to beat Belichick at his own game and got thoroughly schooled. Pederson and Peyton win games with big swinging nuts and faith in their quarterback to execute a play. McVay has the nuts, but his quarterback is a schemebabby and no one out-schemes Baba Belichick.

>your team
Pats
>favorite player currently on your team
Brady
>player on your team that will have a breakout year
Michel
>player on your team that will regress
Burkhead
>your favorite Elite Football League of India team
Bangladesh Team Coming Soon
>do you think vaccines cause autism?
No

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/nfl/ seething because the Raiders now officially have the best oline in the league by a drastic margin
Miller, Incognito, Hudson, Jackson, Brown
Carrs gonna get touched maybe 3 times this whole season lol all day to throw to AB, Williams and Renfrow. Josh Jacobs is gonna have the greatest rushing rookie season of all time
There's nothing you can do about it except seethe profusely or celebrate prodigiously

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Gruden's Grinders fastly becoming a prison rape metaphor

>McVay has the nuts, but his quarterback is a schemebabby
So is Belichick's

>Gruden
>Raiders

Nope. Still going to be a festering pool of butt juice.

go to bed Dungy

No QB, tho.

Tony Dungy killed his gay son.

>tfw too smart to win the owl

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iggles
Cox
Goedert
Hard to say when dozens of players regressed last year
Poon Marthas
No

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>49ers
>tie between Adrian Colbert, George Kittle, and Fred Warner
>Ahkello Witherspoon
>George Kittle
>Team Poo in the Loo league
>No

Anyone else get a Jesse from Breaking Bad vibe with McVay?

7 this year

what really puts it over the top is naming Bortles the MVP

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>it's been 5 years and the shitbirds STILL have not recovered

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You got my hopes up.

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If I ever see that little faggot IRL, I'm going to gouge his eyes out with my thumbs while I tear his throat out with my teeth.

>bears
>after a bye
they would have twice the margin of loss than the rams

/Bills Owl 2020/

Right? FUCK HIM! Ravens Mafia!!!

Hello sixth knee

Who can unironically stop the Buffalo Bill's this Year. Everyone knows Josh Allen is the truth. And Baker Mayfield crybaby OBJ and Juice loser Landry arent going to get more than 5 wins fuck them talking about muh superbowl

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u know who

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Remember the AAF?
Nothing was as good as watching those idiots get massive injures for a league that went bust in a few wwwks

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Hey guys, hope you're excited to root for the Philadelphia Horses as they take on this year's baseball season

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>filthadelphia being retarded
Same shit different day

youtube.com/watch?v=AVDHmEJm51k

>The original Phillies began when the Worcester Ruby Legs were disbanded and the franchise was moved by the National League to Philadelphia. Al Reach, who in 1866 had become the first professional baseball player and was later a successful sporting goods dealer, became the Phillies first owner along with attorney John Rogers. Reach named the team the Phillies, a take-off on the team's geographic roots, "Philly."

inb4
>le baited

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It took a 4 second google search on my phone to look up the origin

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I don’t think the gnats and igloos will ever have a broship but I hope we can be, like, bros

>However, as "Philadelphias" was somewhat hard to fit in newspaper headlines, some writers still continued to call them the "Quakers" while others began shortening the name to "Phillies."
The team couldn’t figure out an original or creative name in over a century. It was a lazy naming scheme in the 1800s and was quickly abandoned. If the argument of tradition is made, it is a tradition of being as piss lazy to name a team anything other than the city.

>“I don’t sit and listen to defensive coaches talk about football,” he said, “and I got to sit and listen to Saleh and one of his highlights is how Dee is just going to create space for people. I think a huge example of that was last year in Kansas City. They had Chris Jones. He came away with (15.5) sacks last year and I think a lot of that has to do with who he was paired with on the outside.”

>Jones was a beneficiary of the magnetism created by Ford and Justin Houston on the outside, creating more favorable matchups along the interior as they combined for 22 sacks. The 49ers envision a similar effect that could allow Buckner, Thomas and Arik Armstead to thrive up the middle, covering up weaknesses that still live in the secondary.

>“DeForest is as special as it gets when it comes to playing defensive line in this league,” McGlinchey said, “and now that he’s got somebody that takes away double and triple teams, it’s going to be a lot of fun to watch those two get to work.”

>Jones and Buckner are both tall, athletic defensive tackles that use more than their strength to beat offensive linemen. Buckner is coming off his first Pro Bowl appearance in 2018 following his career-best 12 sacks in 2018, and they came without much production coming from San Francisco’s defensive ends. Ford and Bosa’s ability to speed rush past tackles should force quarterbacks to step up into the pocket, where Buckner lurks, while also helping Buckner avoid constant double teams.

>“Big dudes that can move like that are special,” Ford said. “(Jones) and Buck, and Arik, phenomenal athletes to be that size. It’s impressive to watch.”

Sack Francisco is back.

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Shhh... we are going stealth mode. We are going shake the league

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Who can forget the AAF? It was a shame the league folded before the Apollos were going to inevitably win the chamions hip.

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the bills will forever be wildcard gate keepers. nothing more, nothing less.

Trips of truth.

Fun'n'gun was killing it.

too bad secondary is more important
see texans, panthers, steelers, chiefs

Imagine the Raiders playing Philly and destroying Wentz while Burfict and Incognito splitroast his wife while ahegaos and leg locks them.

>not the shots
youre lucky it folded

Remember that time the dago QB got smoked so hard his helmet flew off before his head hit the deck? quality foo'baw!

Teams with out superb owl success? Totally.

>Ravens Mafia!!!
Are the Ravens trying to copy the Bills now or something?

The Bills never won anything, fuck them. You should feel bad for ever equating the Ravens with that loser team.

$(ers haven't been relevant since Steve Young was in the league

>his team's only notable accomplishment is getting BTFO in the Superbowl 4 times in 4 straight years

New England?

What my about "my name es heff" Garcia?

Didn't read lol

>his team's only notable accomplishments are on VHS

those are teams with underperforming defenses despite strong fronts
hint: weak secondary

This season seems the most Razorcakey
Considering how much the Bills have built around a shitty QB

>The AFC East is Tom Brady and three 2nd-year QB's

Race for 2nd is going to be intense

Joke's on you, fagtron.

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how many of those games are from this century?

Rereleased, nice try though

Huh, Anthony Davis just got released. Forgot all about that nigga

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Oh nonono

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I’ll give you a 2/10 for trying to pass off a secondary release on a new platform

>all of this seethe

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>confirmed for closet cuck

Seek help

>On June 5, 2015, Davis announced he would not be playing during the 2015 season, stating he wanted time to "let his brain and body heal". He vowed a return after the break, however, claiming he wanted to return as the best right tackle in the league. On July 25, 2016, Davis filed reinstatement paperwork aiming to return to the team by the start of training camp. On July 30, Davis was officially reinstated by the league and re-joined the 49ers in time for their training camp. On September 26, 2016, Davis announced his decision to retire again from the league, and was subsequently placed on the reserve/left squad list.
>On May 3, 2019, he applied for reinstatement from retirement. On May 28, he was released from the 49ers' reserve/left squad list to become a free agent

This motherfucker

>tfw its that special time of year when anons false flag as cowcuck fans in order to build them up only for them to miss the playoffs yet again

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nigs gonna nig when the nigging gets niggardly

What's wrong with this?
Autist

Blake Bortles led the Jaguars to 78 offensive points in his 3 playoff games. (26.0 PPG)

Tom Brady led the Patriots to 68 offensive points in his 1st 5 playoff games. (13.6 PPG)

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Just wait for the true goat. Patricheats shitting themselves more than usual.

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make that 22

Arent you banned getbradys6thvagina?

Aren't you banned, Sneak?

>Something critical about Brady is said
>This trip shows up to respond a mere 4 minutes later
Really activates the almonds that make me think while my noggin's joggin

Why dont we ban all cow niggas?

Bitchknees is as obvious as a turd in a punch bowl

how many trip does he need?

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>Yea Forums is now OldGay arguing with himself

no

It's quite the accomplishment that he has managed to be more insufferable than either getatan or buccme.
I think this is like his sixth.

>Luke Kuechly isn't elite anymo-

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This is some fucked up shit. When does the season start?

unequivocally and inarguably based, but their owl year is 2020. 2019 they lose in the afccg

All his old trips are filtered by everyone.

>they were briefly called the Philadelphia Philadelphias
bizarre
but the WSox were called the Chicago Chicagos for a while so I guess that's how things were

Colts
Andrew Luck
Parris Campbell
Darius Leonard only because you can’t keep up that level of production every year
Skykings
No

At first I thought the AAF was a staged antithesis to the XFL, and that Vince McMahon already had a deal in place with the NFL to merge after 4 or 5 seasons. Now I know the AAF was a sham league with a plan to pull the plug mid-season for the sole purpose of scaring Vince into shutting down the XFL before it even started.

BILLSOWL2020
I
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W
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Wagner is the best MLB in the league

actually based and redpilled

None so weak as the 49ers defense last year.

XFL has Goodell and the owners shook as fuck

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>how things were
Back in the late 1800s that’s how things were

based and redpilled

Do people think that?

People seem to think that Kuechly's 2016 concussion makes him damaged goods for some reason.

He single-handedly destroyed the Eagles last year and there were times when the Panthers' defense was playing so poorly (Because they were old as fuck) that he might as well have been out there by himself.

He will lead the Rams to Super Bowl championship

Fuck off old gay

You're half right

I'm not Old Bay.

not a single person in this thread is fooled by thi s retarded shit.

This shit is ridiculous, but it’s better than dive grass.

Fuck off now

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>Old gay is a phoneposter

So you're using your phone for one and a computer for another? We expected as much because that's how everyone does it on thos site.

The vast majority of people who use the internet at any given moment are phone users. Get with the times gramps.

>this idiot actually thinks he's clever

That's not even true. Try harder.

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he has to do something while he works his job as mall security keeping the streets safe

>try harder
Someone probably should have told you that back when you were young, you'd still be a faggot but maybe you'd be something more than a dualposter on an anonymous image board as your main source of fulfilment.

poorfag

Petition to follow in the great path set by the Philadelphia baseball team, time for all NFL teams to be named after their state. From this day there will be the teams that will be known as The New England New Englies, the Dallas Dallies, the Arizona Arries, so on so forth

>me and LJGOAT

LJGOAT is clearly brady's fourteenth left ankle

>and that‘ sit! The Houston Texans have won the Super Bowl!

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I would be super glad to see the Toxins and Watt win one

gay

Hey I need insight on something
Who is better? Landry-beckham or thielen-diggs

Is Richie incognito our guy? Even his last name literally means anonymous.

>We are going to run train on your sister. She loves me. I'm going to fuck her without a condom and cum in her cunt.Hey, Jmart's sister is in town. Get the plastic sheets ready, she's a squirter.I'm going to bang the shit out of her and spit on her and treat her like shit.Hear your sister has a wolf-puss. A fat, hairy pussy.

There's like a 99% chance he posts here isn't there

He could have been if he wasnt mentally deficient.

Shut up old gay we know it’s u

No

He’s the Turk poster.

>best QB
>best QB + WR combo
>best D
Has a league ever filed for bankruptcy specifically to stop a team from taking the championship before?

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No one cares about you irrelevant non-existent league.

fuck, you caught me.

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There’s a 100% chance he has CTE and will kill himself before age 50

Landry Beckham for #basedlsuboys

i care

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Landry-Beckham
Thielen is a >muh white receiver meme, and Diggs has >muh potential that will never really be fulfilled.

Flukes for Bortles. The only reason he made it to those 3 games was cuz of his elite defense. Granted, he really did put forth the effort, even against the Pats, but don't let the stats fool you. He's garbage when he doesn't want to be and most of the time, he wants to be.

Landry has never been that good. He averages like 7 yards per target

At least you’re not Old Gay / bradyssixthknee

>Who can unironically stop the Buffalo Bill's this Year.

The Buffalo Bills

You now remember Ochocinco and T.O.

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Cus the cowboys are the only team in the nfl who haven't been to a conference championship in 20 years....

Best receiving trios:
>Jones, Sanu, Ridley
>Jeffery, Jackson, Ertz
>Beckham, Landry, Njoku
>Hopkins, Fuller, Coutee
>Evans, Godwin, Howard

Commandabs forever

>brown, snead, boykin

Ftfy

24 out of 32 teams have made a conference championship game since 1996. The 8 teams that haven't are:
>Cleveland
>Buffalo
>Detroit
>Cincinnati
>Washington
>Houston
>Miami
>Dallas

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fuck off reddit bay

>bitchknees BTFO by Bob Mueller AGAIN

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Bills vs Browns AFCCG?

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>reddit bay

???
He basically said "the president committed crimes but I can't indict him because the DoJ won't let me, they want to pass the responsibility to congress" and also that the report should be made public, which Republicans seem really scared of doing.

low test

Clearly you dont know how the legal system works fucking idiot.

GET IN HERE BOYS

It's already over.

Vikings-tier disappointment

t. fudgepacker fan who was hoping to see gay men chasing eachother

What part of it are you referring to?

Pretty soon you're gonna have to add Antiono Brown, Tyrell Williams and Renfrow to that list

Good taste. Even better is the fact that those aren't the only good three receivers in the Bucs lineup.

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???

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>to date, the green bay packers are the only team that has won 3 straight NFL championships

Is that show any good pham? I love me some Cold War Kino

Hey /nfl/ Tom here, I can't wait when I get to use this seventh extra finger I had surgically attached for my seventh ring this year.
(I know there are only six here, but this is an old picture.)

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try speaking without buzzwords for one post

What was a buzzword? I'm just asking because that show looks hella lit

What show? There is no show, because IT DOESN'T EXIST! YOU DIDN'T SEE ANY SHOW, BECAUSE IT WASN'T THERE.
(tldr: yes)

t. Dyatlov

Nothing mysterious actually happened at Dyatlov though. A bunch of campers got swept off the mountain by a cyclone. No Soviet coverup, aliens, yeti or whatever else you screwballs think happened.

/r/ing kaedingmisses.jpg

Old Gay, Dyatlov was the Chief Engineer at Chernobyl.

Old Gay would be the type of person to look at a spicy rock and say its burnt concrete and not graphite

Exactly. Nothing to see. Move along Comrade.

Kek

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Are you in the Circle of Accountability, Old Bay?

Sadly no, I am not.

>reddit bay

>Kaeding
>Vikings

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would this be the best possible playoff game?
>two cities forgotten by time
>two teams discarded by the league as losers
>two rookie qbs from the most heralded class of all time
>a;;en is the ultimate prototypical qb, perfect block of marble without the stats to back him up
>memefield is the ultimate big xii qb, perfect stats but no one thought he would be good in the league
whoever wins we win

>two rookie qbs from the most heralded class of all time

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>reddit bay

Nice deflection

>reddit bay

UTTERLY BASED

Nice deflection

Ad hominem response wrapped in deflection...woooo... republicunt conservicucks sure trigger easily

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>reddit bay

I want this more than life itself

>le salt

Why cant the left meme?

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Except it's a Browns/Bills bowl...so everyone loses regardless.

>Actually hoping for that pathetic ass outcome for the 2020 sb
No.

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>reddit bay

Hey, fuck him and all, but that was pretty decent meme usage.

>reddit bay

>Responds to criticism by posting wrastlin' gifs and regurgitating generic rhetoric.
>Undoubtedly confirmed for MothersBasement tier Autist.

maga.

All your memes come from reddit, you're so pathetic.

are you a pats or iggies fan? I remember when you started this reddit bay thing when he posted that graph showing the pats and eagles as the 2 most reddit teams. must have really hit close to home huh

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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>>Responds to criticism by posting wrastlin' gifs and regurgitating generic rhetoric.
>>Undoubtedly confirmed for MothersBasement tier Autist.

Oh the irony

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You sure that's the word you're looking for?

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even I would love to see that.
what's the NFC equivalent... Loins-Cards?
Loins are definitely one half of that matchup by any measure, but... every other (current) shitter/joke NFC team has at least MADE an Owl.
Cards had the SB run in 2008 and their franchise's best season ever statistically in 2015 before getting flattened in the NFCCG.
Minny has the 4 Owl losses and the failed superteam in 1998.
2002 Bucs won the Owl with one of the GOAT defenses.
that's kinda all I can think of atm.

Cause hes the type of nigga that's built to last
fuck with old baysed youll get a foot in ya ass

Cringe

Vikings, I guess

My man baysed will fuck ya up in a minute with a right left right leftyoure toothless

and then ya say god damn yes based

>Shiggles
>Green Gay
>Gayhawks
OH NONONONO
At least there's a bunch of based fans of dem Boyz and the Pats.

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Kys

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Chesf

Gotta admit for a second ya made me seeth there old baysed... This is why youre my fav bro!

Uh yeah uh

Hes based
Worth more than a pristine vase
Comin to town
Plowin your wife
Taking your money
Dont call him honey!

Names old baysed
Get it through your head!
Before his boldness kills ya dead!

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Cold take: Browns won't break 8 wins

old baysed make ya seeth?

Cowboys are 10-6 at the least and making the playoffs.

>reddit bay
Literally worse than brady's sixth bitchknee right now

Old baysed hasn't said so yet...keep dreaming bitch

I doubt it

All of this autism comes from both of them. Bitchknees already samefags with and without his trip

uh he lives in ya head
ya statement reeks of a child eatin lead
ya may as well quit the mild ass takes bruh
cause old baysed runs wild on you

look at the seethers!

>Cowboys and Redskins aren't among the NFL elite, but in fact have been shit
where did it all go so wrong?

/mlb/ is leaking

cold take: the /nfl/ discord is unironically better than the genny

they were the 2 richest teams pre-salary cap

Zeke is about to be suspended again lmao

>redditcord
no thanks. the general is only cancerous in the offseason like always though

Because the "cowboys vs indians" concept glorifies historical oppression of an underprivileged minority and has no place in society in 2019.

This, he's fucked.

This but unironically

The salary cap implementation

Dont blame bitchknees on ke

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holy fucking based

>a tripfag samefags
Are you guys surprised by this? What else do you expect from someone who needs their identity known on an anonymous mongolian imageboard horseracing forum

Put your trip on cuck.

You are the most homosexual poster in this thread...and oldbay AND bradysknee are both here...

Critical levels of gay.

You’re how many trips now? The turkish One, BradysSixthKnee, Sean, and LJGOAT? Disgusting.

OldBay wwith his trip off.

Old baysed make ya seeth?

stop giving Dlo Yab and his alternate tripless, ultra-cringe bottom-bitch "rapper" persona (You)s

moving forward; nothing's over

static sentence; soundless, anxious

no momentum; no dilemma

never stated; nothing's sacred

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fuck off you turboautist

we're always sinking

an endless cycle

we're always sinking

an endless cycle

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look at this discord cringe

an awful feeling

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So you abandoned the LJGOAT trip now?

It's unironically /mlb/ autism, they've become more autistic than /hoc/

lol seeth at old baysed loser ;]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAA AA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do they have 1 turbo autist samefagging as different contrary fans?

Based Richie Incognito is putting these stupid fucking rookies on notice.

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>me and oldbradysseanrings

Based and redpilled

Old baysed lives in ya head
then he makes his bed
sleeps fo the night
he has nothin but might

You don't have high enough clearance to post this.

in what week does cam newton get placed on IR? i'm thinking week 5

>Cucme

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Week 4 is the Texans.

I die a little inside every time I visit /nfl/

Well at least we're getting the injury bug out of our system early this year...

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Samefag

Go take a look at /mlb/ right now they're all rapping... These guys are fucking psychopaths

But I hold an active TS/SCI user.

Sigh. Truth.

dumbfag

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Ugh sigh!

>haven't been to /nfl/ since February
>finally decide to check it out again
>see this entire thread
Yep. Now I remember why I avoid off season /nfl/ like the fucking plague. See ya in August, fags

Does that mean you can handle NSA class level 3 documents? No, I didn't think so. Now get your memes and bluetooth enabled headphones out of my fucking playground, before I chuck a tennis ball at you.

>tfw Kaufman
Goodbye, /spee/

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>your team
you already know
>favorite player currently on your team
smiff
>player on your team that will have a breakout year
barr
>player on your team that will regress
cousins
>your favorite Elite Football League of India team
warhawks

>do you think vaccines cause autism?
once I found out jews dont get their kids vaccinated I completely changed my mind and now think the jews are using vax to give goy kids autism.

fucking jonas salk was a scumbag kike rat traitor after all.

not even putting on my trip for this

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fuck off you turboautist

>Another general ruined by Old gay and bradysvagina

Ravens are playing 4D chess to get Dorsey to overpay for McCoy

He'll bite on it too. That's his biggest weakness as a GM and why he got fired in KC. He's great at talent evaluation and acquisition but shit at managing the cap

week 2. "aggravated shoulder injury"

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Not if I throw a tennis ball at you first rookie.

>huh the jews arent getting their children vaccinated. but all the people writing the laws and promoting vaccination are jewish. why is that?
also
>huh the jews dont let non jewish immigrants into israel. they forcibly sterilize africans. or they pay to have them shipped off to sweden. yet all the people funding and writing laws promoting massive 3rd world immigration into usa, canada, eu, australia are jews? why is that?

youre a fucking chump. they are gonna be selling your grandkid tyrone lopez magic beans to keep away the nazi ghosts at night.

Hourly reminder that the choofs window is closed

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Really makes you think
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/PrT-OVVuU2u3H3tcN__daA/

I agree Carrmageddon

hahahaha bitchknees btfo

Forgot to take your trip off? You fucking retard.

How does that realistically mean anything? If someone downloads the webm it is going to have the same image hash. What exactly are you trying to prove. You can tell its Bitchknees if it has the original image name.

Is this the Yea Forums equivalent of !Akemi?

Wait wut?

Took long enough, but thanks

Hey, don't fucking cross this line.

fuck off you turboautist

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fuck you

>another coon in cuffs
honestly just imagine the great leap forward for mankind if all the niggers just vanished overnight?
I mean imagine africa, haiti, detroit without the cruel yoke of white subsidized niggers. those animals cant even feed themselves and yet we are still pouring billions into them with zero reciprocity.
really bums me out that they exist with zero accountability.

Stop ban-evading, getashit

seething darkie

"LJGOAT" responded to his own posts' accusing himself of being Bradys sixth knew

Old gay is obsessed with brady's sixth tripcode

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He's been replying with the wrong trip too.

moneyball is handling the cap now.

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>old bay can't samefag
kek

Again thats not me

To be successful you have to have a great QB still on a rookie deal (Wentz, Goof, Mahomes) or a QB on the tail end of his career that is still elite but underpaid (Brady, Brees).

>a dark skinned person is able to differentiate and identify posters on an user board by language structure and pattern recognition

yeah fucking right mario. you got lucky but dont pretend like you were able to read into that.
I mean if you darkies were able to discern things the jews wouldnt have you guys in the palm of their hands since they traded molasses for you back in west africa.

the only question is will kitchens work out.

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That's one of bradys falseflag trips

Daily reminder that this team will most likely beat your team and if you had the cheats in your division you would also lose to them

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Are you having another episode, getashit? You should be hospitalized.

I kinda miss getatan. He had some funny moments.

>t.

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Sneed?

>complains about people spamming pol bait
>but not if it's right-wing bullshit
The absolute state of your ideological tunnel vision, old gay

its like the spicy chicken nuggets at wendys
its just some constant you never really think about but when they get taken away niggers get on twitter talking about rioting to bring them back

Trip on fatso

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3-13 season inc

Just draft a goddamn QB

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>I KINDA miss getatan
>he had SOME funny moments

Work on your reading user

Hey, bradysknee. Daily reminder that your hero is a right winger, you leftist douche.

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This is Eli Manning, the only starting quarterback to ever defeat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. Say something nice about him.

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He gave us >18-1

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS LONELY 'TILL I SAW YOUR FACE

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Just saying that you never complain about right-wing pol bait (and you post it a lot yourself)

Fuck off, turboautist

>Gerald McCoy visiting the Panthers

Why the fuck is Marty Hurney so fucking based?

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Apparently it's between the Browns and the Ravens actually

Not anymore.

247sports.com/nfl/carolina-panthers/Article/Gerald-McCoy-free-agency-Panthers-visit-132416671/

probably, then again it might be old bay double falseflagging.
>this kills liberal patsfags

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Is Kirk Cousins a franchise QB?

No lmao he's a journeyman QB at his highest peak

Ahahahaha

holy fucking cringe kys

This, he's going to be the guy you get when you won't be able to draft anyone that'll work or if your starter goes down.

stay mad, buddy

>this thread

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Based

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Back off....

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>New diet
>based beard
>Alshon Jeffery, Nelson Agholor, Zach Ertz, and Dallas Goedert
>deep threat in Desean Jackson
>actual running game with Jordan Howard and Miles Sanders
>one of the best offensive lines in football
>full offseason to prepare

If he can stay healthy he’s going to have another MVP caliber season

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This pathetic thing is replying to himself again.

>injured and out for the season week 2

I unironically believe this

>Nick Foles wife miscarried
Aw.

>Ginger Romo
>Not getting hauled off the field on a stretcher in Week 3 of pre-season

Terrible news I was afraid that was the reason he was missing.

>Crying about a clump of cells
Pro-lifers are stupid.

As several of you knew, we were about 15 weeks pregnant with our 2nd baby. Early Sunday morning after a rough couple days fighting a “virus” of some sort, I went into sudden labor and knew something was wrong. Not long after we learned we had miscarried our baby boy. To fully labor and deliver and even see our baby boy was a pretty devastating process. Come to find that I had contracted an infection of pneumonia in the blood. The emotions go back and forth from immense and overwhelming sadness, confusion and anger to a firm belief that God has this fully in his hands and will use this for good. We cannot always understand or explain, but we know that is true.

He's much better than Romo ever was

Romo has actually won a playoff game.

Romo won a playoff game 7 years into his career. Wentz will get his chance.

Genuine F from me to Foles. Terrible thing to happen to a pretty based guy.

Browns
Baker
Njoku/Callaway
Kareem Hunt
pajeet streetshitters
no

Pretty much. Even the Supreme Court thinks so.

>miscarrying at 4 months

That's sad as hell but it's better than losing a full term pregnancy

based
damn, stay strong BDN.

Press F for Foles and his family

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F

F

F

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F

Literally the nicest guy

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F

RIP little baby Foles

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he is, at best, a stopgap that you sign to a modest-at-best deal until you can find an actual franchise quarterback.

$84 fully guaranteed is absolutely hilarious.

I thought an unborn baby was just a 'clump of cells', why is everyone getting so upset

You can be upset that what they thought would become their child didn't work out, but that doesn't mean it was person that was killed.

literally why did he get so thin? he's going to get killed out there.

theyre not looking to actually argue w you

F

homosex?

He actually has a ton of tools at his disposal. Having a bunch of above average guys with a good work ethic beats sacrificing cap space for 1 or 2 all stars. They'd be a dynasty if it weren't for glass bones

>actually thinking any of those names outside of Ertz/Jeffery mean anything
>also actually thinking philly has even a remote chance at being playoff bound again this decade

poor lil boy is going to get smashed into faggot dust by week 4

This pretty close to the dumbest post itt

>Judging someone for going through a harder experience than anything you've ever had to deal with in life.

Yeah man, completely stupid. Anybody who loses a kid and doesn't immediately party is a total fag.

>Losing a clump of cells
>Hard experience
Keep bawling, Christcuck.

Yeah, because some anonymous retard said so.

YOU are a clump of cells.
In-cells. Kill yourself permavirgin wizard foreveralone faggot.

Strike a nerve there, faggot?

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that's what took you so long to respond with?
>laughingwomen.jpg

admit defeat, and head on back to Yea Forums sperg

>He's actually timing my responses
I don't sit in front of /spee/ all day, fag.

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