/nrl/

What’s he listening to?

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took the dcepill lads

Sissification/hypno mp3s

Isn’t that a suppository?

>redpill - QLD
>bluepill - NSW

WOAH

Player 21 is Kyle Feldt. No mystery or "secret weapon". He's just a development player, but they aren't naming him yet so he can play for the Cowboys this weekend.

when walters speaks about this qld team he sounds like a used car salesmen trying to sell you the worst used car in his lot

Walters is a fucking clown. Hope NSW beat us 3-0 so this retard fucks off.

based gold coast acting like they're a relevant city

I'm such a fat piece of shit lads. Nicole has only gotten better looking with age - she trimmed down big time since high school.and all I've done is get fatter and balder. It is not fair lads. I just want to fucking die. I can't face another day living like this. Nicole, do you see what you've done to me you fucking whore? All those nights of coconut dick to try to make me jealous has broke my heart and soul. I can't fucking live without you. I love you and I don't care what I have to do to win you back. I will do anything.

igs war :DD:DDD

pugby peegue

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back to 110kg for the first time in a couple of years. not good lads

What did he say?

Just finished Children of Dune.

youtube.com/watch?v=V4hFS0i2Rwg

you on a diet?

Just farted lads

stinks of fart in here

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>no background noise
fake and gay

*BBBRAAAAAPPPPP*

>no background noise

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there would be background noise if he was at a pub you dumb fuck

oh i get it, you are posting from your phone so you can't see the full size of the video or hear the full quality of the audio.

thanks for exposing yourself as a freshie.

cunt I am using headphones. my audio quality would he far better than yours I can tell you. just shut your fucking mouth and accept that your video is shit

shhh freshie shhhh.

fuck you faggot

who hurt you?

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reminder that /nrl/ supports responsible gambling lads

>he didn't deny it

my hairline is Niles tier right now but is progressing rapidly towards Frasier tier

Can I get a quick rundown on this?

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My hair is pre-ch9 deal locky tier

I will watch Origin 1, with Tim Tams.

What are some /nrl/ approved gacha games?

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UP THE FUCKING MAROONS

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Haas was knocked out like 10 minutes into his first game and now he's the hottest player in the nrl

>tfw no thick blonde curly haired big assed gf

I'm about 80% through Dune and I don't find it very interesting. I want to hear more about the jihad, I don't give a fuck about his wacky space adventures

foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/teams/cowboys/disgraced-nrl-star-ben-barba-handed-down-punishment-for-townsville-casino-incident/news-story/712c432f2e29582b555141ee7b57f39e

Ben Barba is a mess

What did he do other than being non-white?

Put it on Viceland lads

god damn it's hard choosing a new shower head

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those rail showers are really ugly

I railed your mum and she's ugly

You didnt rail anyone and you’re a self-concious virgin

would rather have a hot mum then an ugly mum

>then

yeah m8, on my dick

Based Allana

>that video
what a useless abo cunt

>all those times he carries on like the cops have abused him/ pushed him/ etc.
does my head in

What don't players just not get drunk/do drugs and beat women lads

sux 2 b u

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its time to bring out the big brain for this round

aidan sezer (c)

Is this a good shirt? Got a $50 Myer voucher
myer.com.au/p/tommy-hilfiger-wcc-block-stripe-regular-polo-652260160-1?colour=BRIGHT WHITE&size=M

>gets slightly tapped
>falls over and cries to the refs
Holy shit he turned an arrest into a try out for the Pozzbourne Poorm. Based.

found something more your style

myer.com.au/p/palindrome-mimi-g-string-brief-201077-618668740-618667660-1

Are you the guy that ripped on me a while back for my shit taste in clothes and something about the TAB? Also buy this you dumb cunt. 67 bucks for a farking t-shirt.

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do they let you try on that stuff in store?i've never spoken abouth clothes on here before

That's ugly as fuck. I can smell your virginity from here.

I don't wear polos mate. I wear full dress 2 button suits even if I go out to get a loaf of bread. But yes I am a virgin.

i wear old clothes from 3+ christmas's ago that mum bought me

kek that video gave me a good laff

yeah my mum would always drag me into the changing rooms while she tried on lingerie for what seemed like hours when i was a kid

>4xl

that polo is ugly and 4xl is not healthy

>the absolute state of her Brazilian butt

Last for QLD before that NSW neet steals my glory.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corey_Horsburgh

>Corey Horsburgh (born 3 January 1998) is a ranga Australian rugby league footballer who plays as a lock for the Canberra Raiders in the NRL.

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Fuck me how the fuck are kids born in the late nighteys have wiki pages. Fuck my life.

Last for QLD

>implying that was the last post

What do you think we are, a dead community?

>thinking we are /afl/
pff

thank you my primate friend

>New Queensland hooker Ben Hunt is set to receive hot tips from Cameron Smith

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>Ben Hunt plays origin
>Every NSW kick goes his way
Its gonna be kino tbqh

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the pedo incel bicho

nrl.com/news/2019/05/26/why-league-has-never-had-more-influence-in-australian-politics/
league on thriving intellectuals watch

I'd be more worried about oates drops

Video footage of Smith training Hunt:
youtube.com/watch?v=S1meNEIv_Ac

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smith is only doing this to try and make DCE look bad

How do you figure that

>smith hates DCE
>trains the team's other HB (yes I know he is playing hooker in this instance)
>Hunt has a better gsme than DCE
>pundits demand Hunt play HB and DCE be dropped

That's an even bigger stretch than me trying to reach over my massively fat gut to the mcdonalds' drive through window to get my double quarter pounder

put down the pipe nightshit

Reality:
>Hunt drops the ball and lets NSW back into the game
>DCE kicks the winning field goal
>pundits demand Cameron Smith is banned from becoming an immortal

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Even if it was somehow proven that Smith gave Hunt advice that directly caused QLD to lose a series the headlines would simply be 'Not even legend Cameron Smith able to save disastrous Hunt'

I do not think Smith would advise Hunt to drop the ball and in fact I think he would advise him the opposite: to catch the ball

now this is based

It finally happened

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foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/teams/broncos/breaking-broncos-release-james-roberts-immediately/news-story/fd2f8e1ba775556a70c48895ae55ea1b

Uh oh.....

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glug glug

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Boyd to Souths when?

>tfw building 3 rape charges and using them to execute a rape finisher

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Does the user who grew up with James Roberts still post here?

yeah AMA

So did Roberts get sat because everyone knew he was probably going to leave soon anyway or did he leave because he got sat and probably not going to get back in to the main team

He’s off sniffing paint

>YOU CAN'T JUST STAND SOMEONE DOWN FOR RAPING A WOMAN! WHAT ABOUT HIS HUMAN RIGHTS?!

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I grow up everytime I see Yvonnie

>Vonnie

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>Robbie Farah has been given the ultimate leave pass - granted permission to watch his beloved English Premier League giants Liverpool take on Tottenham Hotspur in the Champions League final in Spain this weekend.
>Wests Tigers are enjoying the bye this weekend, which allowed the club veteran to sneak off to the other side of the world to watch the epic showdown in Madrid.
do NOT let /ayy/ see this

>damn, vonnie looking thicc af

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Based WalkieBroCuntCrippleChadGOD

NSW is a paper tiger
QLD are a lit match

this but unironically

why the fuck is the champions league final in Madrid when two English teams are playing?

I'm a piece of shit lads hate life

Is this based?

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no

>implying you wouldn’t

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I’m a lovable person lads, I love life

illawarramercury.com.au/story/6190060/ex-knights-captain-arrested-in-wollongong-on-drug-trafficking-charges/?cs=12

Top kek

Shall be posting this when he kicks the winning field goal to win the series

honestly did not know mullen was a captain

thats what the gong does to you

not usually my type but this zoomer thot is doing things for me

Is wollongong the logan of nsw?

nightshit have you got the "it was his turn" copypasta?

redcliffe is the gong of qld

never been to peensland lads

you're missing out

Me and the missus

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I've never been any further south than coffs harbour

>tfw been to way more places in nsw than qld

the pedo incel bicho

hate pedos lads

autosage test

kill me

same

Uhhh that's a picture of me and my girlfriend how do you have that?

who is this peegue player on bill and boz right now?

>another """""personality""""" trying to make a name for himself in /nrl/

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>him

cute. is that cum dripping from your mouth?

have you been sucking cocks tonight

I'm sorry but I am THE personality.

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go to bed australia

Please watch our sport.

>oakland raiders shirt

top cringe

please stop tripfagging and post more tinder girls

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As the virgin personality in /nrl/ I'd like you to NOT post tinder girls as they would never have sex with me and it makes me sad to look at them.

*fat

Could be worse, mate. You could be in a wheelchair.

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i unironically superliked a girl with half an arm in tinder

What did she mean by this?

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Nrl related

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Are all tinder girls this easy?

whats the problem with this

Yeah mate

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what of it?

This is me btw

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she clearly thinks you're a virgin freak in this one

If I tell girls I'm a virgin would they be keen on me. P.S I'm not the fat balding virgin.

i hate fun and fun things
maybe thats why tinder is not for me

Girls love virgins

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Wanna die lads

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Why lad?

based joshy ghosting GOD

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based fucking joshy

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Not if you're ugly

my favourite

Footy related

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Went months without getting a single match on Tinder lads

Add her and find out

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How can lips aid a stroke???

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>adding a whore on snapchat means she will suck your cock

lmao state of zoomer virgins

Delete and start again.

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let me put it this way: she'd not talking about a golf stroke my broncGOD friend

Done that several times, nothing beside remains

Actual virgin here. Is this really how you're supposed to to tune girls?

if you're good looking

Post a pic of yourself.

Yeah mate.

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yes every girl will respond like that

You guys seem bored

FUCK OFF! THIS PLACE IS A SAFE SPACE FOR VIRGINS

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Nicole... I'm sorry, these Tindr whores mean nothing to me. I simply tune them and then ghost them when they become interested in me.

You are the only one that I want to share my single bed with. Nicole... please give me another chance.

still tear up thinking about that episode where Richo and Danny have the single mother neighbour with multiracial kids move in next door

No, most of the time it doesn't work

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>tear up

best get your boycunt checked out

shelley is one of those boring whores that needs a few drinks in her before she goes home with a stranger

My future wife

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youtube.com/watch?v=7AjbW0MhLoo

>crawls back
>is still talking to you
absolute state of her desperation

>watches torrented porn all day
>ghosts sluts on tinder when he gets bored of that
I wish I led joshie's life

oh look lawchink/philosophygook has come crawling back

thinking i might have diabetes lads

i have the musical tastes of a 15 year old girl

there’s still hope my broncuck friend

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hes going to have a shit game this round without morGOD. definite sell this round.

Could go for a good restaurant right about now

Jimmy the Jet better be good at Souths but I'm not too worried Wayne will sort him out. How will Fergo go against Souths this week after not getting picked for nsw?

>thinking i'd let this thread die
haha stay mad aflcucks

There's some soccer on tonight huebro. Did you really get tim tams?

tim tams are strictly for australian sports
only league, v8 supercars and gt3 at bathurst are sports in australia
for soccer i'll have other stuff

Are you QLD or NSW? I'm a cockroach by birth.

i can't call myself a fan of either team if i didn't live there