/hoc/

where are the wild fans?

foods done

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fuck the blues
fuck the bruins

you going to eat all that by yourself?

One time I drank a whole bottle of Tussin and started praying to my fireplace

*restores order*

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bro, did you even look at my flag?

Whatd you pray for

One time I drank a whole bottle of Tussin and worked on my spin kicks in my garage for 3 hours

i wanna try some of that swordfish

i saw that golden showers shotglass and was wondering why you are eating dinner so early

Bruins are the bad guys,,,,, right?

blues cup year my lads

looks underseasoned and generally flavourless

blues is incredibly reddit let's state the facts

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broons - 4channel
blose - reddit
simple as

The leafs to win the cup
Thinking my fireplace wasn’t a God after all

business idea: reduce the finals to a shootout with the winner getting the cup and go straight to the draft.

Did your spin kicks improve?

>forcing a us v them narrative
Never change /hoc/

IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD
IM GONNA RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE TIL I CANT NO MORE

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i'm coming over lad, what part of the valley are you in

there always has to be a bad guy or a person to blame tho

yeah, i think so

I don't know shit about st louis or their team. Not sure how to talk shit about them.

bruins fans are tranny enablers

Both teams are good, I am happy with whoever wins.

t. Chicago native in Boston

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youtube.com/watch?v=BiJctZEa1q4

What do you think of this foreignbros?

does kansas city cheer for st louis?

>Capitals looking into video appearing to show Kuznetsov with cocaine
Slayer

based nigger

budweiser
baseball
blues
richest whites
poorest blacks

suomi on paras

wtf i love the nhl now

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Blues have like 2 fans here so please don't be so mean to them

no

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>another Boston team wins lol
OR
>new cup winner and a city basically goes into riot
Reminder if the blues win, the leafs now hold the longest cup drought

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winnington = 4channel
rask = plebbit

i think st louis has good barbecue?
and they have that arch thing
and niggers who shoot each other
that's about the extent of my knowledge about that place.

Binnington is Yea Forums

binnington = america
rask = spurdo sparde

their barbecue is as good as boston's lobster

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Based USA

...so it's good?

and vancouver, ottawa, san jose, minnesota

Is Boston reddit?

there's a brisket restaurant near me but i'm afraid to try it because i somehow doubt it's authentic, especially in canada

But does it beat your mom's trout?

what does boston have besides seafood and potato niggers? never been there.

No leafs would hold the longest cupless drought. Vancouver and buffalo did come into the NHL the same year, so whoever wins a cup first there would be interesting

the first time i ever tried lobster was in Boston. It tasted like an overgrown insect that eats mud 10/10 would recommend

we created america by throwing tea into the ocean

trannies are reddit, therefore boston is reddit

>can't stand talking to white Southerners
>love black Southerners
What did Boston mean by this?

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I’m glad to hear that :)

good italian food and duck boats

Authentic what you autist

trannies are as Yea Forums as it gets lad.

>why yes, I am in fact cheering for the Boston Bruins. One of the great squads of this generation, 2 Stanley Cups is simply just

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how many of my bloos bros are flying the REAL american flag today for memorial day

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is this a photoshop?

I am

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Traps are Yea Forums. Trannies are Reddit.

shut up ya tranny

I looked in the mirror this morning and I thought I was a finn. I've been doing stupid fat gay shit ever since

>loser flag
welp, looks like boston is definitely winning lads

traps and trannies are faggots and have no place on /hoc/
go back to Yea Forums or eat lead you fucking losers

Why do bruins fans like trannies so much?

>caring about this final when the chad memorial cup finished yesterday
Sad

im here just to watch this guy have a meltdown

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what happened with kessel going to the mild

>93013666
Shoo shoo r******r

I can only speak for myself, but I am a Bruins fan I find transsexuals and homosexuals to be fucking repugnant and their presence in numbers indicative of a totally decayed society. I disavow all tripniggers as well. Bruins in 5

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based

have sex

just had sex with my hand

bruins win games 1,3,5,7

absolute basé

He's not a pedo so he didn't wave his nmc

i have 1, 5, 6, 7. screenshot this because i dont bet money.

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>Boston.
>Home of the Irish Tweed hat.
>Calling anyone else Reddit.
Ya fuck off fella

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Is there even a single poster on /hoc/ from St. Louis?

there's a couple

gary just delivered his state of union address. expecting good memes soon.

yep fuckin hate gloria too but here we are

fuck the bruins

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Bruins win 1 2 4 6 7 blues win 3 5

>not liking cabby hats
cringe

>the trademark vegas reverse choke
classic

i heard east st louis is nice this time of year

there aren’t

me

imagine actually being from and living in st louis lmao

gotta keep the blood sugar levels high during all the action

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its pretty good and $500/month for a fucking palace is nice

So, who are >we rooting for here?

BLUES @ BRUINS

me rn

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for all the players to have a fun time

literally me except with rum

>palace
you mean an architecturally flawed and flatout ugly mcmansion?

*sips*

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it was never a thing

this cannot be real

Wouldn’t know, east saint Louis is in Illinois

nice kitteh

if you like strippers and getting shot

sounds like dave tippett will be announced as the new soilers head coach within the next 24 hours.

The real Stanley Cup was the friends they made along the way

Now that's a reddit outfit if I've ever seen one

it's the real thing

There are like a dozen of us

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think you might be the only user to attend a game live these playoffs

based european giant

whats the clover banner

*cements legacy*

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I went to 5

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Dan kelly, old pbp and father of the current pbp announcer John Kelly

For me it's hokkei tbqh

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Dan Kelly original voice of the Blues

Lou from St. Louis is a good lad

Can't wait for Lil Nas X to drop the home town road on all the whities.

yeah but whats the clover banner for

an incredible genre mashup gotta say. who ever put a twangle over a beat

Exactly what we said? Dan kelly passed years ago, it was the org recognizing him

white people love that song though

Hi lad

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Reminder the bruins drafted debust over barzal lmao

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yeah but why a clover

Implying Debrusk is the one of those 3 to cite as a bust for drafting over Barzal. I will never forgive Sweeney for this draft

Cause he was Irish.

..Senyshyn and Zboril are complete busts.
Why make fun of them drafting Debrusk?

it was like 2 weeks after he got hired. I guess it was his decision but it's hard to say it was definitely his fault. The organization shouldn't have let that happen.

Debrusk is the only one on the roster right now.

Blues in 4, bawwston is basedcuck tard trash.

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He and especially Neely deserve the blame. How you can draft a projected 4th rounder over Barzal and Connor still blows me away. Theres going after your guy, and then theres just pissing away you picks

the Leaf's ECHL affiliate will most likely win the Kelly Cup in their inaugural season

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also remember the mild draft joel eriksson ek over local boy brock boeser

So no one is going to talk about Kusnetsov throwing his career away for being caught with cocaine on a video?

>Penguins swept by Isles
>Isles swept by Canes
>Canes swept by Bruins
>Bruins _____ __ _____

Neely deserves way more blame imo.
Sweeney wasn't in the organization for long at that point, he wasn't the one controlling the scouting for that draft.

and yet here they are playing for another cup

not from there but technically they're the closest team to me (I think, maybe Nashville's closer? I think it's only an hour difference either way.)
Either way they aren't >my team though

how will this throw his career away, is it not already assumed that like 2/3rds of the NHL are either on cocaine or opiates at any given time?

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my nuckies :)

appearances are everything

For me, it's wanting (in order from most to least)
>my team to win
>literally anyone from the other conference to win
>most of the other teams in my conference to win
>that one team to win

Hitting hammer rails is based and redpilled. Chad Kuznetsov vs virgin "think of the children" fans

It’s not like the caps have ever been a reputable organization

Shut the fuck up. Nothing will happen

Not that I’m against cocaine use in anyway but saying there was cocaine in front of you and you didn’t do it is the equivalent of saying you smoked pot but didn’t inhale, ie. grade A bullshit

RIGGED

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maybe because he wasn't shown actually doing drugs (appearances)
even if everyone knows they do it's not PG and they'll be punished just like when a mic catches someone say faggot

Hahahaha
>unknown women at the party
>unknown substance on the table
This ain't your first fucking night in America buddy

Best thing for him would probably be to just cop to it. Everyone would forget about in a couple days. It's not like the NHL gives a shit.

This

If I didn't have an opiate problem I'd still be doing it

Based Big Dick Mike Milbury blowing the fuck out of Tuukka Rask and Finnish goalering.

Sammy likey! Sammy want wingy!

>8:13 PM
>still no hockey

Lads I've been secretly bandwaggoning the ruins all year.

We’ve known the whole time

lads, should i go to the bar, have no beer at home and game hasn't started yet

Go to the liquor store between periods and get a handle

game is on lad

think i'll go visit the usual local degenerates at the bar

Well why did you even ask?

was hoping some post would make me change my mind, but telling em the game is on and to go to the liquor store didn't

SSSSSSCCCCCCAAAARRRRRR!!!!

Hey did anything just happen just now?

Just give em the cup. Series over.

Missouri was in the Union, candyass.

PING

Education is not a high priority in the south

Blues are looking like the better team

Bruins are kill.

was just thinking, it's hard to know if analytics are memes because no team shares that process and theres no billy beane for hockey. for all we know, some team has figured out the best stats for a defenseman

SCAAAAARRRRRR

F*nn*sh
Goaltending

SCAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

lucky as fuck

>DUDE cocaine!
Lmao is anyone surprised

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based

Nothing wrong with that

Yeah it's pretty well known that the nhl does not give a FUCK about drug use. The rate of drug suspensions compared to leagues like the nba and nfl is staggering. There's almost none. It's pretty impossible to believe.

Which one?

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Sunnyside up is for the thinking patrician.

over easy when you're making burgers
otherwise scrambled, duh

Scrambled if I'm in a hurry, Sunnyside up for the normal breakfast, and Over easy for putting on sandwiches/burgers.

Also, deviled eggs are underrated. great 4th of July snack.

The intellectual makes sunny side up but he cranks the heat to 9 and let's the pan get hot before he puts the egg in. He let's the white get crispy then takes it out so the yellow is runny as fuck

scambled

I like to mix over easy eggs with hashbrowns. It creates this eggy-hash slurry that I fucking love.

>inb4 rara it's the fucking cup final and you guys are still talking about food
Ya. Get over it. /hoc/ runs Yea Forums

>scrambled if I’m in a hurry
Are you fucking retarted? An over easy/medium takes just as little time as scrambled while having next to no cleanup. Scrambling takes way longer unless you’re microwaving them, in which case you need to get the fuck out of my /hoc/

Cricket world cup starts this week lads

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Patrician. Waffle House has two eggs and a double order of hashbrowns with a drink for $5. Pop the yolk of the eggs, slice them up and mix them with their hashbrowns and put that slurry on top of toast. God like.

canceled my willow subscription since they’re not showing the World Cup for their stream users

I'll be watching here.

Scrambled is when I just want to eat the eggs and get moving. Over easy is when I take my time and want to enjoy the taste of the egg.

>I just LOVE eggs on my burgers with a slice of avocado!!! don’t forget the bacon xDDD

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nah fuck avocado; even just raw yolk on a burger is pretty good to me desu

grim.

Based

Reddit hates burgers meat and anything not onions. Hey bout you take your scrawny vegan ass back there where you fucking belong

>if I put the Reddit picture next to something I don't like maybe I'll fit in!

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Breakfast is the only part of the day I look forward to. I’ve been eating the exact same thing for a year now (even eat it in the exact same order) and it still makes me smile. The rest of my day may be shitty, but not my breakfast :3

>poopington

East>West on display again. Boston has been the better team majority of the night. Expect it to continue, st louis will be outmatched

>laffs
>teds
>relocanes
>bloos
has a team ever had an easier road to the stan lee?

>tfw this could have been prevented if the caps didnt choke a 3-1 lead to carolina in game 7

how would the caps beat the bruins if they couldn't even beat carolina

Evens Ted cleans his fucking grill
Dubs Ted sweeps the goddamn patio

the caps are better than both those teams thats how

Yeah, I'm thinking it's a sweep.

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BASED

When will st poois learn? Kek
go hawks

this could have been prevented....

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>man i feel like a woman plays at the garden
i-i thought bruins trannies were a meme lads

>rags
to be honest

Love it
Get fucked bloos. FUCKED

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!

based ted wins again

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

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LMAO what a joke
B's in 4

i want to strangle boston

>IT WAS 2-0

imagine thinking bloos ever had a chance

>empty net
>get scored on
youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4

it's time to seethe faggots

*ahem*
FUCK THE BLUES

>only 3 games left
thank god is it time for the draft yet

Made money on this one boys

>LETS GO BRUINS

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cue the assdevastation

BAHAHAHA /HOC/ BTFO
BOSTON HATERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

THEY
CUT
CHARA
WITH
A
PUCK

soooo... who's ready for the Bloos to go 0-16 in Stanley Cup Final games all-time?

THIS

Where is the reddit poster?

I fucking hate the bruins so much. Fuck marchand I hope he breaks his legs

-----W
-----A
DIRTY
-----E
-----R

of course the Boston cuck is the prototypical onions bearded cuckold fag nigger

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>amazing regular season and playoffs
>boston wins lol
fuck this gay earth

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Let me get it started for you blues
DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE REFPUCK REFPUCK REEEEEEEEEEE

>/hoc/ since literally the second round: bostonwinslol
>bostonwinslol
>OMG /HOC/ BTFO
???

At this rate it feels like Krug will suffer a career ending injury before the end of this series

SEETHE

what was the shot count lol? broons top line was -2 yet they still absolutely sharted on taint poois lmaooooo

Prove it

We lost game one against the sharks and dominated the next five games. Chief will get them right back on track.

Hey tranny bay how the fuck does it feel to know this would have been the easiest cup for you to win EVER

the blues were only in the game in the first when Boston was rusty as fuck from the 10 day break
once Boston got going the blues couldn't do shit
Boston is going to sweep

Haha jokes ok you blues swept after the hand pass based Gary had you all in a work lmao

Love this Stain Poois seethe
It's a rare delicacy, take it in, it only shows up once every 50 years

It’s game fucking 1, we’ve battled back from adversity before, and we can do it again. We need to fucking believe.

LETS GO BLUES

reminder its game 1 and bruinniggers think they already won

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How do we fix the west bros.

prove what? that every other legitimate contender got eliminated in the first round?

I've gotta say the second and third period were pretty ugly. Bad passing, lots of bad turnovers, not our best game.

That said we'd lost game one in other series and bounced back to get here.

We looked very good in the first period, we got two good goals over the course of the game.

It's a franchise first Stanley Cup game in 49 years. Shaking off some rust was bound to happen. They picked it up a bit towards the end of the third. Binnington clearly proved he can handle the moment.

If everyone can settle down, avoid some stupid penalties I think we'll be ok.

Remember that time the Islanders got swept by a sub-par Hurricanes squad while having the best goaltending in the playoffs and a Stanley Cup winning coach?
Man, that sure was funny.

Your claim, retard.

god I fucking LOVE my city. Feels good man
fuck haters, you will NEVER be Boston

the golden knights would bootyblast both of these SHIT teams

read the thread and you'd know newfag thanks for checking in now that it's the finals though.

The islanders got outplayed. I'll move on from that but fuck this final and fuck boston

Fuck off n*ggers
its game 1, Blues will be fine. I will devour your tears when they come back and win the series

the blackcucks and kongs need to get their shit together and make the ploffs. literally the only good teams out there

good night /hoc/

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Guess r/hockey hates us now? Fine, we don't need them anyway. Blues in 5

The entire New England area continues to show that its the most entitled area of the county.

Side note, those dumb penalities by Sunny and Edmundson cost us the game. No reason what so ever to do what they did.

>since the 2nd round
>read only this thread
>newfag
You are an idiot.

>only three more games of redditposting

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Nice

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Literally the only reason that the blues lost was because they decided that they would start to play like niggers at the worst time.

Lol at least bill buckner is dead. suck on those nuts boston.

Krug is a piece of shit human and someone should have broken his face. No one touches our boy rob thom. Can we can a launching calling? Anyone? Stand up for your team.

>bloos gonna get swept
>kuznetsov on video with lines of coke
nhl in shambles

don't worry once the ploff are over you can go back to hiding in game threads

>a-at least we beat vegas

whens the draft. Thats more fun than this tbqh

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The nhl would be on suicide watch if it was ovie, most casuals probably think kuznetsov is a literal who.
kys

I'm so amazed by r/hockey calling that krug hit clean. Comes off his skates after skating the entire length of the ice, wasn't trying to play the puck, and if Thomas doesn't turn it's a direct headshot. The only intention of that hit was to injure and those plays have no place in hockey

I think we can all agree Bruins were far and away the better team in the last two periods

FCUKING BLUES REEEEE

Unironically classless
Seethe harder, he didn't do anything wrong

sneaking in a cheeky toke before bed, lads

Why was there no call of charging on Krug?? Are the refs trying to make it obvious they were told to make the Bruins win?

Also, give Edmunson a ticket back home.

>undisciplined as fuck
>zero offense at all (bruins literally spotted them 2 goals LMAO)
>bennington getting exposed
how do we recover bros.... i think boston is going to btfo us.....

Based retard, never change.

Gud thing I'm only bi
>t. Escapes purge
Wew ladbros

>Falling for blatant Redditposting
The playoffs sure attract a lot of newfags

based krug making the redditors seethe with a perfectly clean check

obvious redditposting is still redditposting, dumb fucks

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the hit was fine.

Fuck Edmunshit, fuck Binningchoke, and fuck Pooron. Also based Krug.

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Going to go see John Wick 3 by myself tomorrow, bros

How tight is your anus?
Gonna assume pretty loose from that pounding the entirety of Canada took in the first round

Why must Reddit root for the blues

I am scared now because I wagered my girlfriend... if my blues lose the scf he is allowed to fuck her. please god don't let us lose this final

for me, it's the chicago wolves

you blue it

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what about the no singles policy

>reddit city
>reddit affiliate
yikes from me

A calorie is a calorie. Eat an ass load of peanut butter M&Ms nobody gives a fuck. As long as it fits your macros. Squats and GOMAD

>dat ass
she definitely skates

Muh underdog Cinderella story
Real Alpha males overflowing with testosterone will unabashedly pick the side of the second most historic and most athletically skilled city in the nation no matter the circumstances.

>tripnigger
don't you have a 4cc team to run into the ground?

>bloose
I am going to enjoy every moment

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don't even care what roody poo candy ass team wins 2bh

I'm bringing my blow up doll, so I should be good. I will order her crab legs but i will eat them. Not bringing the falcon this time.

but they're not even underdogs. they've been one of the best teams since the new year.

>h..haha the sweep meme, isles swept the pongs, canes swept the isles, bruins swept the canes, bruins will get swept..haha...

>yfw dab looose win tha stan lee cup

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I dont manage them anymore, but okay cool I "ran them to the ground" even when they still advanced. stay mad

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It was 2-0 by the way

hows missing the playoffs feel?

i want the bloos to win but i really like the players on the bwoons. chara, burgerman, based rat, pasta, etc. they are by no means "bad guys"

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>le dynasty

Currently in Chicago, enjoying my stay lad.
>t. bruins fan originally from Mass.

theyir good at hogkey but theyir bad mo fuggas

>tfw I was 4 last time the Coilers won the cup
You're a lucky user, user. Become a hockey fan in 2009, win the cup in 2010. Amazing

got your back bruh

>game thread is just tripfags talking about politics

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What an utterly gay night of sports

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Hot take: Already based on Game 1, this Finals is the third most intense of the decade of the 2010s.

I really want the blues to win so badly. they have worked so hard for this and deserve it. it's not fair bros

>tfw wasnt even born to see your dynasty
fuck you too milbury for trading away louongo, chara, and that pick for spezza.

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Go checkers

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chiraq bros, we will remember your support when this is over

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>>>>>>>>>>deserve

who the fuck cares honestly

You

>Penguins
>Blackhawks
>Bruins
>Kings
>Blackhawks
>Kings
>Blackhawks
>Penguins
>Penguins
>Capitals(THANK FUCK!!!)
>Bruins
Epic, nice """""parity"""""" you've got in this league

>chiraq
>bros
another reason why boston is a fucking shit city and fanbase

t. mad his babby ducks got btfo by the chad babby knights

Godspeed senpai

wtf? /hoc/ told me knights prospect pool was trash?

Everything went to shit after 2009 really. The last good champion was really the caps

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now post the runners up

>tfw >we ended your dynasty.
still... I was four last time we won the cup.

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admirals should bring this cute skelly back if i'm being honest

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REEE WHY DOES THE BAD GUY ALWAYS WIN
THE FINALS

>wings
>flyers
>nucks
>devils
>bruins
>rags
>lightning
>sharks
>preds
>knights
>bruins

seems balanced desu

>looking *straight* down into the camera which has to be pointed at the ceiling to get his head in the frame

i love having Chara on my team

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so this is the power of the NuHL

/hoc/ is literally full of retards m8

after 1983*

Nah they didnt show up the past 3 games
It was checkers/gulls from the start. Vegas on the other hand deserves nothing good for being such faggots over giving up 4 goals in 5 min. That's some oiler tier shit.

based O6 brotherhood
was never a more aesthetic final than 2013

to be fair the isles were basically gassed beyond repair. If only the dynasty success continued through the 90's and 00's, but shit ownership and terrible drafting ruined that. fuck you milbury and fuck you for drafting dipietro over heatley. Could have had 2/3rds of the cash line if you werent retards
*2009. Thats when shit teams like chiraq and pissburgh won

Idk what you're talking about man I see a lot of dynasty's on there. They always been a part of the NHL

>chiraq and bombston
idk sounds like a good match to me

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>chicago is a dynasty

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yeah that mid-90s run of all devils, avs, and wings was super epic and different

yeah other than the early 2000s it's more back to the norm

At least those teams were actually good and didnt need bullshit to win, except for the devils

imagine being mad a second year team already

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Watching the Bruins BTFO the Canucks in 2011 was pretty based. Nucks fans were so salty they burned down their fuckin city

And if anything it's even more impressive nowadays with the cap. any team that can contend for a consistent amount of years deserves respect.

>lose cup to them
>bros
thats it fuck boston im cheering for st louis. bostonians are cucks

cant wait to see nick suzuki be a superstar and dab all over the knights

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can confirm = full retard here

>last dynasty was literally the oilers
how far we have fallen

cucks with way more champ titles than your joke of a city NGL Just look at the pats

thank gary for expansion

if u werent on an eternal seethe team you might understand taking your wins and losses in stride

>2004
>2006
>2007
Biggest WTFs on there.

shoulda stopped in the 80s

200-2008 was prime hockey

This is a false flag. Fuck the reddithawks and their tripnigger fan base

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Montreal: 10
Edmonton/ Pittsburgh: 5
Islanders/Pens/Detoilet: 4
Boston/Chicago/New Jersey: 3
Colorado/LA: 2
Calgary/NYR/Dallas/TB/Carolina: 1

No previous cup matters
>laffs

>2004
Flames kinda had a shot but that tampa team was stacked. Not WTF
>2006
Considering the total amount of playoff berths since, it makes sense. Would have been funnier if the oilers won and they have only been back once since then
>2007
Ducks just wrecked the sens. Outplayed and outpreformed. also rip emery

Liu Kang's nunchuks are fucking elite. Forward 3 kills everyone

>tripnigger fan base
the games been over for an hour and broons tripfags are still going on about drumpf in that game thread

Wait I am confused, what changed after 1993???
Hmm I am noticing something very interesting.

whoops wrong thread

thats just their city tripfag. fuck him

One is and he is from /nfl/

from 2009 to 2019

penguins - 3
chicago - 3
boston - 2
los angeles - 2
washington -1

I was rooting so hard for the Broons in 2011. I haven't laughed as hard at a hockey game as I did when the Bruins came back in game 7 in 2013

What about 94-99?

>already counting boston as 2
Literally fuck off
it is ONE GAME. Blues will win the series

at least now that they're shit they don't post in /hoc/ anymore

the fact Iglinla never won a cup is a travesty. He even got to play with Malkin and Crosby and couldn't lock one down. What a shame

>Pitt
>5
>Pens
>4
???

The 04 Lightning were really fucking good. Not really a surprise.

The Hurricanes made no sense, they and the Oilers both got there on hot goalies but Roloson ran out of steam.

That Ducks team was big, skilled, and quite nasty. Look at their roster. They just beat the fuck out of everyone on their way.

The pattern continued. It is very peculiar to me, that even deep into the 2000s it hasn't changed. Even coming to the current year, it is still the same. A certain lack of titles in a certain geographical location

Iggy deserved a cup but never got it. The real tragedy was how hard that flame steam played even though they were outclassed by the bolts. Probably one of the many greats who never won a cup

He wasted too much of his career in Calgary. If he was a bit younger when he played with the Pens he might've won a few cups.

Those are all Canadian teams tho

kek ya seethe

boiling

Jets was only ever 3 times WHA champ better than Edmonton. Edmonton had to fucking cheat when they came over to make sure they could beat winnipeg coming over too. And they fucking cheated or else jets would've been WHA and NHL dynasty

I fucked up. I also forgot Flyers at 2

>no canadian teams have won the stanley cup since 1993
Holy shit user you are right

Wait I'm blind that's 83 lmao

Hopefully they never return

The Ducks in 07 was insane. The fact they never established a dynasty is hard to believe. That roster was a powerhouse

B A S E D

Look at that canes team though.

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>taking it personally
I wouldnt call Canucks fags bros if they beat us because they were a faggot team. Chicago was just better, simple as. Bruins win this cup that loss is pretty much forgotten. 2/3 cups is totally fine by me

BROS WTF TACO BELL HAS NO NACHOS. REEEEEE I NEEDED CELEBRATORY NACHOS

>muh iginla deserved a cup
>muh thornton deserves a cup
hahahahaha fucking losers

It was pretty sad to see Kipper and Iggy get washed up without any recognition. Always a solid squad but never quite good enough.

I mean it was 2-0 lads.

Personally hope you never get your nachos

>fingernail injury
Holy fuck, baseball players are fucking pussies. I work with bad injuries all the time and make a slave's wage. He's making millions to play a game and he has to take time off because he has a boo boo. Holy fuck.

comapred to the oilers roster in 2006

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TOREY KRUG WANTED FOR MURDER

FUCKING SEAN FUCKING PLAYOFF KURALY

TUUKKA MOTHER FUCKING RASK SLAMMING THE DOOR

THREE MORE TO GO!

WE WANT THE CUP!

also how the fuck did this team not get a cup?

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1993 is also pretty a weird one on the list considering it was the Pens' best regular season with Lemieux

Iggy won pretty much every trophy aside from Lord Stanley's mug. Triple gold in the Olympics too. He was let down big time by a crap team

based david volek.

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the early 00s Sabres were fucking stacked. It is mind boggling how they never won

1992 doesnt sound as good as 1993

hahaha loser fuck him and fuck the flames too

based

Ty Conklin the american lost the series. Markannen was incredible. If only that frog Bergeron didn't injure Roloson
>tippet is our new head coach.
Welp another 15 years no playoffs.

youtube.com/watch?v=MmWizbQWZQU

'96 - '01 had kino color matchups
'07 and '14 were shit imo

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nucks loser detected (zero cups btw)

sabres shouldve beaten the Oilers in 2006. Canes are the WORST SC champions ever

Fuck Paul Gaustad. Always hated that fucker.

83-90 were based

canucks dynasty incoming

The Infinity Hockey Glove

erasing nature (like leaves and hurricanes) in a snap

2017 was a shit color match up too
yellow + black, yellow + navy

>Vanek
>Afinogenov
>Derek Roy
Bunch of lazy fuckers that's why

Both 07 and 14 were based.
Fuck the kings tho.

Iginla should have won the Cup with >us in 2014, fuck Montreal. >We were fucking loaded that year and would have blasted the >rags and >kongs had it not been for the post and Dale Wiese.

Someone please just nuke boston. There is nothing good coming from there, the rest of the country will say thank you

Can't decide if I hate the bay staters or the Missouri hill billys

not gonna lie I hope the maple leafs never win another game

>2018
EWWW vegas nasty

FUCK BC and FUCK Ontario
Crosswalks are the easiest captcha btw

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redpilled and fuck canada

Based or cringe?

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Shut up

>picking the worst ones
wow

emo wrist cutter gay

Nah that's any year with generic red and blue

I'm going to try to move to Wyoming if Castreau gets re elected

The fuck was this roster?

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>the degenerate shithole of bombston

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based broons

the sedins were soft and gay

FUCK the blues (refs)
FUCK the bruins (refs)
FUCK the refs (Gary)
and FUCK Gary (Finland)

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does ANYBODY have the bruins home fsjals

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make me or prove me wrong faglord

there's no way in hell that fucking clown gets re-elected. If he does I'll move to Wyoming with you

No but I got deez nuts.

Fuck you hill billy.

the straight up goon roster. 100%

Wyoming is based enjoy lads

Doesn't get much better than this

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This is the more meme canes roster tbqh

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have you seen the propaganda on the main stream media? Most people I talk to have no idea of the damage Castreau has done to this country. She will be re elected.

this is all I got (apparently they are pretty miserable)

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Based growlers

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fuck you random stranger

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Gonna marathon a couple Godzilla movies and laugh at the Blose some more

>castreau
>she
haven't laughed this hard in weeks

>rags

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Not trying to be a negative Nancy here, just realistic. To everyone saying, "We lost game 1 to San Jose,and look how that turned out." Boston is much, much better than SJ. We need every goal, every game, to stand a chance against them. We CANNOT hand them games like this. We will lose the shit out of this series. Not saying we can't come back and take it, but we've just made it incredibly more difficult on ourselves. LGB.

Are they though? Hot goalie is all they've got. First line was dickless tonight. Literally handed them shots to take at us. Still, we beat the Jets. We can best anybody. That was an incredible team.

Actually a really based squad. Damn

I still think it's funny there's still people trying to say he doesn't do cocaine but that he just happened to be in the same room as it, sitting right by it. Oh and "we don't actually know if it's cocaine."

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Literally the Sedins and Luongo show.
Only reason they made the finals was because Luongo was amazing in the playoffs until the finals.

>nearly winning the cup with a 5'8 goalie
impressive desu

The lame-stream media is a state run apparatus that doesn't represent the views of the average joe canuck. If the media was accurate than Notley would've been re-elected. I like to think we've smartened the fuck up. Maybe I'm just an optimist but I like to think things are on the up and up

You don't know what it is, it might not be cocaine

>you now remember luongo crying about pumping tim thomas' tires

Why is there such an uptick in Redditposting

So many tampa bay players.. Hmm unsurprising how the lgbtning season ended

boston. report and ignore

we have, but I think Scheer will be only a little bit better than Castreau. We're fucked.

BASED Jay and Dan. I love these guys. So glad they're back.

>you now remember the bruins pumping your mom in 2011

That defense was pretty shit desu

>tim thomas one time wonder legend

i mean he was pretty fucking incredible and they were going easy on the whole thing iirc but the way nbc posted the quote by luongo after he was pulled from game 7 was just savage as fuck

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k, gonna go walk the dog, be back in half an hour

Going to have to disagree you hill billy faggot

Dont hockey players love drugs? I thought that was like a stereotype

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Definitely the only real chance they had at a cup with that core. got dabbed on too hard

not him but
>american flag
>calling a canadian a hillbilly
k

I love Jay and Dan

500

letterkenny time

>We will lose the shit out of this series.
what is this type of phrasing called? they use phrases like this all the time and it always irritates me
its like purposefully dumbing down speech to sound like an edgy teen or to be like a kid who is too young to be using swear words, but does anyway especially when it is unnecessary or unneeded

McDonagh, Stralman and John Moore were ok but
>Girardi was already starting to be shit
>Blind man Marc Staal
>The corpse of Kevin Klein
>The defensive turnover of Diaz

Politicians all piss me off 2bh. All talk, no action. But I'm bloody well glad to see the commie leave office. I hope Kenney does a better job

>not tpb
zoomer faggot

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I like Tim and Sid a hell of a lot more, ngl

Kenney or Ford should be PM
Scheer is garbage
>he likes tim and sid
I'm sorry

this desu

Seems pretty accurate considering the pretty major drug epidemic in rural Canada

sorry, but Katy is fucking hot dude.

NEW

>pretty major drug epidemic in rural Canada
My reputation succeeds me

>some autist made a thread and didn't link it
christ

...

cancerous locker room and located in mexico with no fans
they never had a chance for dynasty, lucky to get even 1