/heem/ Gladiator edition

Uh, what’s the point of a peach if you’re not gonna eat it?

do you need a stream to watch it?

>C-cowboy is going to beat Tony
Imagine believing this

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This looks like that blacked girl meme lmao

Peaches
youtu.be/5WyKOBBUdl4
Beasts
youtu.be/w6gCjd3biJs
Sneakers
youtu.be/YxPItlNeDXw
Comedy
youtu.be/tIcwY_BMU4c

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It's based how Alistair is the only one smiling like a normal picture. I wish the Reem wasn't flushed and made one more run at the belt.

Reminder that your favorite fighter would think you were a weirdo for posting here.

My favorite fighter does post here

Why can’t Anthony pettis just leg kick Nate for a couple rounds? It’s a 3 rd fight, don’t really see how Nate wins

I am my own favorite fighter

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le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

le turn left turn left lmsoooooo I luv NASCAR! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))

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le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

le turn left turn left lmsoooooo I luv NASCAR! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))

EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D

>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

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Pettis will win. He's a legit fighter and has only fought tough competition. Nate has been out forever and got overrated after making Canor tap.

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le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

le turn left turn left lmsoooooo I luv NASCAR! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))

EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D

>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( dominating
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

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>y know max Holloway has the height of a lhw if he just ya know filled out a bit he could compete with Jones I mean when has Jones ever faced someone with Holloway’s VOLUME and TAKEDOWN DEFENCE his footwork is also impeccable did you see how he switched stance a couple times in just one round like wow he’s a Morden day Ali bro honestly

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Y LMAO
Y LMAO
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Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

le turn left turn left lmsoooooo I luv NASCAR! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))

EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D

>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( dominating
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)i
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

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Imagine if tony and holloway fought at their natural weight of 205.

uh

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looks like justin bieber

Net and trident gladiator is better than sword gladiator. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can’t.

Why doesn’t khabib have kids? Because he can’t finish

baste

Cant inter species breed with pigs

he has a son, born the same day he fought iaquinta

what is wrong with this dumb proxy fag posting this weird shit?

DAD CERONE

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deficient in the leg department

Is the LHW division really so weak that they're talking about the winner of Gus v Smif getting ANOTHER shot at Jones already? Jesus fuckin christ..

Nobody knows why spammy does it he just does

>Tony calling his fan a casual

based and cucuypilled

Gregor Gillepie flushes Khapoop

No thats just them trying to hype an obvious bridesmaid fight. I could unironically see smif getting another shot if he does well enough

Reyes and Walker and DC get Jon first

Unironically. Reyes, DC, and then Walker is very well how it may go

Was it autism?

DC will get him this time for sure!

I agree, jones must fail this time

>bridesmaid fight
I like that, did you come up with that? I’ve never heard it before

Somehow Dan Teymur is still on the roster. He gets fucking wrecked by some chink selected randomly from the crowd next weekend

It's called rubbing two braincells together Achmed, give it a try

Reyes, Walker, and Rockhold are all a big win away from getting a title shot. Mix of legitimate pedigree, streak, hype, memeshit. Right on the cusp just need a big performance to assert themselves over the other. All building up a streak and have some hype or record that somewhat legitimizes them and an interesting enough style and matchup for Jon to theoretically make things interesting

Then theres guys like Corey Anderson, Blachowicz, and Latifi who are just outside that and definitely need a big performance to assert themselves into a hyped conversation. A guy like Corey Anderson is building up names but he’s too boring for Dana. Blachowicz and Latifi coming off losses but it’s not like they were outclassed and a big win puts them right back in. One of these guys mightve gotten the fight over Smith and or Santos had they won their respective last fights, they were getting built up and have a quirk to them that could be hyped

Then on the peripherals there’s guys coming up who if they go on a good streak can get hyped and get a fight. Stosic, Ankalaev, Rakic, I’d even say Pedro and Cirkunov. Guys who need some polishing but guys who definitely can be in Dana’s favor one way or another especially if they put in good performances. Legitimate decent guys who could put something together and be interesting to watch matchup

Its just a generic term for any runner up chump. I invented it though

Baste And Beyond

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I'm going to steal this from you America.

Oezdemir is not done yet. His recent record looks like dogshit on paper but I think he's getting better

Bunda

I invented the bridesmaid fight

Me too

Yeah i forgot to throw him in there. I’d put him somewhere between the 2nd and 3rd tier

I didn’t say it was smart, I just said I liked it burger

No I did :^)

he won against poominick gayass in my humble but objective opinion

Ever wondered who invented /heem/? well....ya lookin at him, kid. Live in the flesh.
*throws a playful 1-2 at you*
Thought you'd never get the chance, huh?

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP CUNTS, SO HAS THE UFC BEEN DYING? IS LELLATOR EVEN A THREAT TO THEM?

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Once the Canelo-Pitbull-Cosmo bareknuckle superfight takes place in Rizin on DAZN, the UFC will never recover

gross

huemonkeys are disgusting

cringe

so i look at my bralther and ____

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Bellator isn't even second-best anymore. One, KSW, hell even Fight Nights Global is more exciting to watch than Bellator lately

I've enjoyed the WW tournament. You're right though, I remember people thinking Scott Coker was a genius, just an overrated hack.

PFL

>pppfffttFL

>wait for a punchline
>it never comes
damn was I supposed to laugh at the Jamal is Asian part?

Free steam key:

HX43N-CQ26Z-IAP2V

The Happy Warrior is the spammer

That's shitty bud
>10% OFF Swag and Sorcery

Oh wait there's also a game with it.
Very based user, thanks

If this post ends in 6 Smif wins by KO and goes on to win the rematch with Jon
Just to lose it to Volkan in the worlds slowest redemption arc

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If you wouldn’t, you’re literally gay. The hair is unfortunate but she’s a fighter. If she had different hair she’s an easy 6.5

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I know you're just memeing, but
>implying canelo would risk damaging his 10-figures-a-fight knuckles for a pittance the likes of which dirty MMA casuals would bring

>Giant TRUMP in the background
I may think trump is another globalist cuck, but this is kino

DC will never make 205.

>Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

Imagine the smell..

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For me, it's Nigeria

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Two paper champs, one of them has a fake belt and both of them have cute little power ranger belts

Is this some underground porn made for the brothas in prison?

seething Colbycuck

Gus deserves another shot at Jones desu, he won the first fight 3 rounds to 2.
The score is 1-1

haha they literally come from a country called nigger

You guys seen all the old shit UFC put up on YT

Wow I just saw on television that Dana White plays blackjack with millions of dollar

shut the fuck up

Relax

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Heem help me, this just happened at work

>be me
>memorial day “cookout” in the break room
>they are making burgers on a George Foreman (overhyped can) grill
>they forget I’m on keto
>hand me a plate with a burger on a bun
>I take off the top bun
>grab the burger and tomato with my bare hands
>grease and ketchup start dripping down my arm and onto the floor
>coworkers start awkwardly laughing at me, probably 205ers
>my little manlet of a boss tells me to not ask for one if I’m going to “make a mess like some retard”
>not getting smack talked by some journeyman in front of these DIME PIECES
>shoot for a clean double leg
>he lands a fershure ILLEGAL knee to my head and heems me pretty bad
>fires me while I am laying on the ground, crying about my flushed chin

cutbabys all get whats coming to them

>Chuck joins Goldenboy MMA and stands by Oscar De La Cokehead while he talks shit to the UFC and Dana
>The UFC YouTube channel is now uploading Chuck's greatest highlights daily
>UFC even made the Iceman documentary
This must be some power move by Dana.

Who were the dime pieces? Did they tend to your wounds?

at least you didn't get flushed by your ex-girlfriends boyfriend

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You just know she rips some nice braps with that bunda

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It'd be the same result Gus played himself by not staying fresh and having a tune up fight before fighting Jon again. Now he's saying if he loses to Smiff he'll retire. I mean he won't lose, but it shows he's thinking about retiring. He's not going to beat Jon with one foot out the door.

>Has a seizure in your path

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>solves weight cutting

nothin personal

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Civilization is the enemy. War is god.

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>Gladiator is the best combat sports movie
The dialogue, user... it's like the WWE. The film wouldn't even break the top 10 and we're talking about a fairly specific concept. Combat is two people eyeball-to-eyeball; it's not a superhero destroying faceless barbarians. If you think that something as retarded as Gladiator can compare to this then you've got another thing comin':

youtube.com/watch?v=Tx-kB1KKLJ0

Thiago Santos Heems Jon Jones.

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>wmma

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lmao that shit looks like a parody

Oh look valentina schevchunky is fighti-

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>oof my kidneys

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Why aren't there rave reviews everywhere for schaubs groundbreaking comedy special? I can't find anything outside of the Cheeto dust fingered h8rs spamming their negative reviews on imdb/rotten tomatoes

>it's not me, everyone else is crazy

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god i wish that was olivi

Is there a reason why him and Rogan pump themselves full of steroids and hormone replacement memery?

They are literaly a manager and a commentator, there is no reason for them to be buff for their job. It's not like Dana actually has to hold fighters for real outside of a small touch for the "hey i'm the boss don't hit me senpai" and reddit rogan just stands there lustfuly smiling at the end of each fight.

What's the point?

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Manlets need to feel strong somehow

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Test drops as you get older. Why let the engine run out of oil?

because they never drive the car

FUCK DC

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>thank u rampage

>quits

why do you assume spammys gender? They could be a female or gender fluid for all I know

Is sambo made for just rejects?

I noticed all the top sambo guys like fedor, minakov and even khabib were all really good at judo. Almost Olympic tier. But they picked sambo instead coz they could stand out more

>George Foreman (overhyped can) grill
Tremendous post.

Now that the dust has settled...

Can we agree that the talks of him being the GOAT welterweight were ridiculous? Draw with Thompson, a split decision over Thompson he arguably lost, a boring runaway takedown defense win against Maia, and a submission over hypejob Darren Till.

Not even close to Matt Hughes, let alone GSP.

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It's political

No one thought he was the goat ww except himself

You should've seen the hype post 228

Mma fans are the most fickle bandwagon cunts. Maybe even more than boxing.

Just look at all the people who think Jessica Andrade should be p4p list because she has skills rather than roid strength (that didn't work at BW). Then when she gets exposed by JJ again they will pretend they never said such retarded shit.

Andrade has a nice brapper though so she deserves a p4p ranking

>He doesn't recognize when T. Ferguson makes an OP
Peak cazzie

It depends how you qualify GOAThood. If you consider career accolades, accomplishments, and legacies, then Hughes has him beat easily. But if you're talking about who would win in a fight if they were both in their primes, Tyron at his best is good enough that I'd favor him against anyone not named GSP

that's a 9/10 body

Jens Pulver is streaming
twitch.tv/jenspulver

smith will beat gustaffson

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Do you think Tyron was that good at his prime? He was definitely a talent, but he didn't finish that many people when he had the belt. He starched toilet till and beat a flushed Robbie, but I'm not sure he would be able to best GSP. It's a shame he has arthritis and is an old man now.

The original Woodley bait was annoying because that type of shitposting hadn't totally taken over yet

Jens sounds like he's had a few

umm when there is a new champion....do they get a new belt or are they given the old one?

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new belt, you keep yours

looooool, when did she took this photo?

no argument at all for him being WW goat, drew in his first title defense, arguably lost the rematch too, snoozer against maia, literally one decent defense against toilet till who then got flushed by a fringe top 5 LW

woodley is the same fighter he was when rory backed him up to the fence and waved his hands in his face for 15 min

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That webm proves Woodley has autism and cannot swing first

being muscular feels really good and sarcopenia is a very strong predictor (stronger than age itself) of mortality in irl oldfags

i'm definitely getting on the joe rogan head growing stack when i'm older

When news breaks about sexual misadventures reguarding rampage consider them fairly valid

This.
Why would you want to grow into a weak old man, unless you are already a weak young man I guess.

I would pay a lot of money to watch Joe Rogan get beaten to death on live television

Joe vs a chimpanzee would make for PPV of the year

'I judge people hard on their lawns.' - Schaub

African Americans can't compete.

Pettis UD's Nate

Y tho

It's pretty funny that Woodley kept talking about his tdd yet it turns out that was his weakness all along.

Then again he never had to deal with many actual wrestlers unlike GSP.

Woodley is so fucking trash he literally got kickboxed to decision by Jake Shields

youtube.com/watch?v=-jp_84DZfY4
10:53
brendan: "i started watching this tv series called shanoble"

kek'd so hard
is this cte or is he just that retarded?

Yea that shit made me laugh

He was stupid before he was shane carwins sparring dummy but now he's reached retardation levels thought impossible
Heeminder be got ko'd cold by Roy Nelson a literal fat redneck with 1 move

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Having Joe rogan teach you comedy is like having Elias theodorou teach you mma
Truth is schaub, it was rigged from the start

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Can anyone decipher what's been scratched out of her tattoo

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>retires you
>gets you addicted on kratom
>makes you a comedian

heh nothing personal kid

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Hopefuly i'm alive for whenever they release the film adaptation of the book chronicling the biggest high profile grooming/ritual-sacrifice of the new entertainment era.

This is truely some devilish shit.

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Why was gsp scared of him?
He could of been p4p no1 if he knocked out woodley

no real upside to beating woodley, very unpopular fighter who can land a huge right hand anytime and fuck gsp's comeback up

he already had the WW belt for ages, why not get a new one a weightclass up against a shitty fighter?

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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>He could of been p4p no1 if he knocked out woodley
He's already p4p No1, no one cares about your dogshit contrarian opinion.

Byron isn't funny at all, showers is cte personified, rogain isn't funny but he knows how to hold conversation, eddie bravo is the only one whos true to himself not at all concerned about being cool.

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uhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh based????

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saved to my heempasta folder.

"what unites us is much greater than what separates us"

Oh lel it's the same word twice

thx

yeah, the tattoo artist fucked it up lol

Based. Gregor gives no fucks I love him. He wins and then goes fishing for as long as he can because he knows the belt is literally a piece of plastic you would find in the power rangers section of toy's r us. He just goes out and wins every fight. Khapoop would be neutralized.

Why do haters gate big bad Schaub so much?

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chronic homeless cat disorder my mans

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Early card this week, boys. What a fucking shame.

This is why fighters shouldn't listen to mma fans.

Imagine if gsp beat Woodley. No one give a shit and just say Woodley was a Can. Just look at peoples opinion of Woodley now.

Instead gsp was smart and beat bisping to be a two weight champ and cement his legacy forever.

So did Schaub literally say "r/mmastreams"? I heard he's the reason streams are kill

the faggot brought attention enough to it for the ufc actually care

>based cowboy says nigger more than any of these cowards

Grotesque and visibly smelly.
I think it's based that they give Nigerians the fake belts and save the real belts for real fighters.

Schaub is addicted to Kratom?
Damn, guess we have something in common.

would you say that's baste?

I heard Schaub talk about finding streams before on podcast. But people are saying he actually namedropped reddit on something

He wouldn't even say in a straight way he watched pirate streams, he's too scared.

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He said he went on the "dark weeb" and kept hinting at it because he literally thought that subreddit is the dark web. Ever since he's been talking about serial killers in all his podcasts because he's been broken from his special and seeing what he thinks is the "dark web".

imagine Schaub trying to figure out how Tor and onions work lel

it's tawlf

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I like to imagine this fella trying to heempost

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It's tawlf b. My bro had this friend who had this link and I found streams on it and let me tell ya b it was a drawwwwlll. It's on the dark web on a site called preddit and bro these munster hackers post the streams. I mean wader we evun duin here Dana. There's no time for hiccups Dana you gotta be a drawl like game of thrones. Get than man on some alpha brain and kratom.

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>You will never take Tatty out for tacos and have her release her braps on you afterwards

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2/4 Naijaboys in the UFC are champions
soon to be 3/4 (Sodiq Yusuff)

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gross.

How can people call Usman a fake champ, when its pretty agreeable to say he is favored against any other fighter in the division?

awww yihhh

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Do you respect verbal submissions?
youtu.be/qKgTxf9wz5c

Love him or absolutely love him, you must respect him.

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Schaub

Lads, lets be honest here, lets be quite frank and lets confront reality. Schaub is an embarrassing man. His friends don't have the bravery to tell him this, but he is embarrassing himself, and everyone around him. If you truly love the man, bully him into quitting this farce. Better now than later, when he is even more full of it, and the fall is even worse. Conor wins the rematch, both of them.

Why does Schaub always look like his clothes don't fit?

Life hack: if you buy smaller size clothes than you should, you look huge and ripped, breh!

KHABIB SCHAUB KHABIB SCHAUB KHABIB SCHAUB KHABIB SCHAUB KHABIB SCHAUB KHABIB SCHAUB

he dresses like a fucking 12 yo

why is some cheeto finnered noboldy with no idea about fashin trying to criddizize an appsloot fashin afishynado and mogule?

ask y'self. take a look inna meer bro. water we doen hear?

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jesus wtf is this fit, just dreadful

is schaub mid-life crisis personified?

Because he is literally (LITERALLY) ducking Colby
Tyron is very technically sound but he was mentally checked out and became a bum

I seriously can’t understnad it bros, Schaub is just out there living his best life k-k-killing the game and you’re sitting here on 4channel.org just OBSESSED with another man. Like, so you think this is the behavior of somebody who is actually going to achieve something for themselves? Sitting on 4channel being a h8r? For sure get a grip

because nobody expected him to be champion, they're all still in denial

I've really just realised it now. I've joked about it a lot, but honestly.
Brendan Schaub is a fucking joke of a man.

>tfw youtube feed filled up with LA based "comedians" podcasts
jre was a mistake

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Has joe talked about the special yet on his pod?
I want to see him give brennin the you'd be surprised talk again and have him quit standup too

Schaub is successful by every objective aspect. Great career, great friends, great family, great future... except he can’t “earn” the respect of nerds online. Somehow I think he can manage lmao

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The link between bad comedy and MMA is so weird, I really don't get it. Was it just Rogan at the root of all of it?

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blocks your path

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do those shitty krav manga front kicks to the groin work?

it seems to me that they lack power and they are super slow and poor on tecnhique

as for the argument that groin strikes stop people in mma and kickboxing those are inside legkicks or roundhouse mostly with full power and rotation of the hip

I cant stand the deadly technique meme martial arts it gets on my nerves

>opponent gives a glancing blow to my cup
>bowl over in pretend pain clutching balls
>agggggghhhhhhhhhh
>ref calls time and says you have 5 mins
>i say nah lezzz do this it is what it is
>take none of the allotted time for my fake injury to get a large amount of Warrior™ Points from the fans
I reckon this happens a lot

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Brainiacs vs. Sam & Ron
O'Riley's Auto Parts vs. Hoe Patrol
Italian Stallion vs. Saving H&H
Kayla & Vinny vs. Ur mom
Jmouse vs. White Russian
Mr.Black & Mr.White vs. Robbins
Diesel Studs vs. Charlie & Jordan
Relay Racers vs. Boat Boys
Muggas vs. The A Team
Neighborhood Watch vs. Aces
Double D's vs. Joe Devito Wears a Wig
Gunnas vs. Mango Tango
Big Darts Only vs. Scott & Zeus
Dynamic Duo vs. Mike Squared
Jade & Joe vs. Surf N Nerf
MLK Died For This vs. Booty call
Steve Irwin's Shooters vs. Beso Negros
Grrrrr vs. Keener and Reider

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He literally said. "found it on Reddit like mma fights streams or mma streams something like that idk" then he brings up about no one paying for the fights if you can just go on Reddit and get it for free.

He said it on the Showtime podcast thing he does

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>have autistic conversation with yourself
>post results on heem for (you)s
I reckon this happens a lot lol

...

>opponent gives me a solid eye poke, not the first this fight
>bowl over in pretend pain clutching eyes
>agggggghhhhhhhhhh
>ref calls time and says you have 5 mins
>i say nah lezzz do this it is what it is i'm a warrior i dont even care
>take none of the allotted time for my eye injury to get a large amount of Warrior™ Points from the fans
>get knocked the fuck out by a short punch i didnt see coming from my half closed bloody eyes when i reach down to grab the hadn

Hi Brandon

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*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
Oh no... Not again!!
*THUNK*
PLEASE! I NEED THE CU-
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!
*WHIRRRRRRRRR-RTHPPPPPPBOWWWW*
NONONONONONNOOOO PLEASE-
OOWWWWWWWWOWWWWW
AHHHHHHHHH
*SSHHHRRROSOSOSSOSO*
F-FABIO VERISS-
GRLSHSHSHS
REEEEEEEEF
*dabing*
SEND HIM OO-
Aaaaaahhhhh-.....
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*

I NEED TO TAKE A SHITCH
*SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT*
*BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHH

POOP!!!!!!!
AHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELEL PPPPP PPOOOOO

PPPPPPYY

YYY

DOOODOOODOOODODDXD XUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK* *BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *ROWWWLOPP BORRT BUOOORRRPP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNFFFFFOOOORRRPPLPLFHJJHHFSBRLB BLORRRRRRRRRRRRTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *BRAP BRAP BRAP* *BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP*

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEE
EEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SCAT SCATT SCA T LICK LICK SUCK SLURP NIGGER POOP LELELLLE XD

UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^ )"^:^) ^ ^^ :^ )^ :^ ) :)

AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh oh!

ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*SPLOP SPLOP SPORRRROOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI* *FSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSST* *FSSSSSSSSssssssssssss* BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONO NONO ONNO
*sit down*
*inhales*
Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER POOPRTO

*SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*wipes*
*flush*
Ahhhhhhhhh....t. lukas schott t. city

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*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
Oh no... Not again!!
*THUNK*
PLEASE! I NEED THE CU-
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!
*WHIRRRRRRRRR-RTHPPPPPPBOWWWW*
NONONONONONNOOOO PLEASE-
OOWWWWWWWWOWWWWW
AHHHHHHHHH
*SSHHHRRROSOSOSSOSO*
F-FABIO VERISS-
GRLSHSHSHS
REEEEEEEEF
*dabing*
SEND HIM OO-
Aaaaaahhhhh-.....
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*

I NEED TO TAKE A SHITCH
*SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT*
*BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHH

POOP!!!!!!!
AHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELEL PPPPP PPOOOOO

PPPPPPYY

YYY

DOOODOOODOOODODDXD XUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK* *BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *ROWWWLOPP BORRT BUOOORRRPP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNFFFFFOOOORRRPPLPLFHJJHHFSBRLB BLORRRRRRRRRRRRTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *BRAP BRAP BRAP* *BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP*

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEE
EEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SCAT SCATT SCA T LICK LICK SUCK SLURP NIGGER POOP LELELLLE XD

UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^ )"^:^) ^ ^^ :^ )^ :^ ) :)

AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh oh!

ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*SPLOP SPLOP SPORRRROOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI* *FSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSST* *FSSSSSSSSssssssssssss* BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONO NONO ONNO
*sit down*
*inhales*
Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER POOPRTO

*SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*wipes*
*flush*
Ahhhhhhhhh....t. lukas schott t. city

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*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
Oh no... Not again!!
*THUNK*
PLEASE! I NEED THE CU-
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!
*WHIRRRRRRRRR-RTHPPPPPPBOWWWW*
NONONONONONNOOOO PLEASE-
OOWWWWWWWWOWWWWW
AHHHHHHHHH
*SSHHHRRROSOSOSSOSO*
F-FABIO VERISS-
GRLSHSHSHS
REEEEEEEEF
*dabing*
SEND HIM OO-
Aaaaaahhhhh-.....
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*

I NEED TO TAKE A SHITCH
*SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT*
*BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHH

POOP!!!!!!!
AHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELEL PPPPP PPOOOOO

PPPPPPYY

YYY

DOOODOOODOOODODDXD XUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK* *BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *ROWWWLOPP BORRT BUOOORRRPP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNFFFFFOOOORRRPPLPLFHJJHHFSBRLB BLORRRRRRRRRRRRTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *BRAP BRAP BRAP* *BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP*

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEE
EEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SCAT SCATT SCA T LICK LICK SUCK SLURP NIGGER POOP LELELLLE XD

UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^ )"^:^) ^ ^^ :^ )^ :^ ) :)

AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh oh!

ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*SPLOP SPLOP SPORRRROOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI* *FSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSST* *FSSSSSSSSssssssssssss* BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONO NONO ONNO
*sit down*
*inhales*
Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER POOPRTO

*SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*wipes*
*flush*
Ahhhhhhhhh....t. lukas schott t. city

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*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
Oh no... Not again!!
*THUNK*
PLEASE! I NEED THE CU-
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!
*WHIRRRRRRRRR-RTHPPPPPPBOWWWW*
NONONONONONNOOOO PLEASE-
OOWWWWWWWWOWWWWW
AHHHHHHHHH
*SSHHHRRROSOSOSSOSO*
F-FABIO VERISS-
GRLSHSHSHS
REEEEEEEEF
*dabing*
SEND HIM OO-
Aaaaaahhhhh-.....
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*

I NEED TO TAKE A SHITCH
*SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT*
*BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHH

POOP!!!!!!!
AHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELEL PPPPP PPOOOOO

PPPPPPYY

YYY

DOOODOOODOOODODDXD XUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK* *BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *ROWWWLOPP BORRT BUOOORRRPP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNFFFFFOOOORRRPPLPLFHJJHHFSBRLB BLORRRRRRRRRRRRTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *BRAP BRAP BRAP* *BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP*

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEE
EEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SCAT SCATT SCA T LICK LICK SUCK SLURP NIGGER POOP LELELLLE XD

UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^ )"^:^) ^ ^^ :^ )^ :^ ) :)

AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh oh!

ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*SPLOP SPLOP SPORRRROOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI* *FSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSST* *FSSSSSSSssssssssssss* BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONO NONO ONNO
*sit down*
*inhales*
Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER POOPRTO

*SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*wipes*
*flush*
Ahhhhhhhhh....t. lukas schott t. city

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*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
Oh no... Not again!!
*THUNK*
PLEASE! I NEED THE CU-
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!
*WHIRRRRRRRRR-RTHPPPPPPBOWWWW*
NONONONONONNOOOO PLEASE-
OOWWWWWWWWOWWWWW
AHHHHHHHHH
*SSHHHRRROSOSOSSOSO*
F-FABIO VERISS-
GRLSHSHSHS
REEEEEEEEF
*dabing*
SEND HIM OO-
Aaaaaahhhhh-.....
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*

I NEED TO TAKE A SHITCH
*SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT*
*BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHH

POOP!!!!!!!
AHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELEL PPPPP PPOOOOO

PPPPPPYY

YYY

DOOODOOODOOODODDXD XUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK* *BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *ROWWWLOPP BORRT BUOOORRRPP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNFFFFFOOOORRRPPLPLFHJJHHFSBRLB BLORRRRRRRRRRRRTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *BRAP BRAP BRAP* *BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP*

AHAHAHAA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEE
EEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SCAT SCATT SCA T LICK LICK SUCK SLURP NIGGER POOP LELELLLE XD

UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^ )"^:^) ^ ^^ :^ )^ :^ ) :)

AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh oh!

ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*SPLOP SPLOP SPORRRROOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI* *FSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSST* *FSSSSSSSSssssssssssss* BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONO NONO ONNO
*sit down*
*inhales*
Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER POOPRTO

*SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*wipes*
*flush*
Ahhhhhhhhh....t. lukas schott t. city

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Somebody post the parking deck takedown heem. Forgot to save it.

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>blocks ur illegal stream
Just another thing to add to the absolutely massive list of accomplishments. Literally in this month alone, Brendan has released the single most successful comedy show EVER, and also put an abrupt end to all piracy.

You're living in Brendan's world, cheeto fingers.

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TIL khabib wrestles freaking bears dude
what a badass holy shit

friggin BEARS dude?

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friggin dagestanis man....those things will tear you to shreds

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>doesn't even attempt to breakfall
What a fucking bum
I'm afraid it's the fight pass prelims for you for here on out my friend

biostewie

>wrestlefucking in a street fight

Blessed webm.

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Homeboy got deaded

fighting 101 : don't cross your legs

Early stoppage, he was about to come back and win via bulldog choke

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>Till got usadad
Lmao this can’t be real

At least he didn't pull that pistol after he got dropped the first time. He got knocked out but respect for keeping it clean.

kek just noticed he had a gun

source?

>falling for such obvious bait

What can I do when there's no MMA ?

wait patiently until there is more MMA

Oh, I just made that up while I was at the gym in between sets. Peaches my man straight up

favorite triceps exercise?

Close grip bench w/ fatgripz

why is he doing this?
literally no one wants to see this
literally no one even cares to see him fight
is he delusional?

Johny getting robbed against GSP is the biggest tragedy in mma.

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Thanks senpai

>not dips and kickbacks
YIKES

>Is he delusional
I think you know the answer to that

Sam & Ron
O'Riley's Auto Parts
Saving H&H
Kayla & Vinny
White Russian
Robbins
Charlie & Jordan
Relay Racers
The A Team
Aces
Double D's
Gunnas
Big Darts Only
Dynamic Duo
Surf N Nerf (Fuck Jade) (Fuck Joe)
MLK Died For This (Based Rapist)
Beso Negros
Keener and Reider

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His inevitable JUSTing would have been more intense if he was champ

same with hardy

Uh... sweaty..

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cazzie

Now that the dust has officially settled how would you rate the McGregor era? Ultimately a good or bad thing for the sport?

dust hasn't settled yet

just meh

Good for the Fertitta brothers. Only thing that matters.

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Cypress Hill
its toulgh man.

Lol

Will Britain ever have a champion? Even Cyprus has had a champion.

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rate my thread
forums.sherdog.com/threads/raquel-pennington-vs-irene-aldana-espn4-san-antonio-july-20-2019.3959575/

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Guess money is already tight for Faber

Thawlts?

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Jesus these h8rs are autistic af

Imagine fact checking a comedians bit lmao

Like I can’t even right now it’s ridiculous

here
everyone
elongates
mass

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I'm a fan of MMA, not MMMA (Men's Mixed Martial Arts).

ummmmm, based?

favourite female fighter?

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For me it's Liz Carmouche.

jessica clark

based

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LOOK AT THE 125 RANKINGS

THEY CAN'T EVEN FILL IT UP TO 15 ANY MORE

LMAO

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How do you guys feel about the UFC's parent company going public?

Will you invest in them?

*kills the 125 division*

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nick diaz is retarded

I love Jews and think they’ve done a fantastic job since taking control of the UFC

le gold medal man finna Aldo this baldo

>ace ventura wasn't on vhs in 93 it came out in 94

based investigator EXPOSING schwalb

dockbro here. i'm doing the research as we speak.

How much is your average dose and how often do you imbibe?

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what is kratom

God what a miserable autist. Maybe Coral is the sane one after all

Coral ruined heem like Schaub ruined reddit. He really is too good for us.

lol I've been here since /heem/'s inception, either you admit /heem/ was never good or you admit that you're wrong.

Say my name

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unnnfff

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Imagine trying this hard at anything

>Maybe Coral is the sane one after all

Same, heem has always been good.

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literally the 1st result for coral springs in a search lmao

This
there are actually a few fighters that posted here

MODS!!!!
This is the spammer ban him immediately!

why even bring up his ufc career at all during the special. the majority of the audience isn't gonna know who travis browne is or mark hunt

god damn it airplane

Pretty sure he has had a ghost writter

>writter

Tehnks for correctinng me my frend

my english is shitty too nothing personnel

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I think its good enough
I can hold a conversation using a language i started learning when i was 15
Comparing to people my age in europe i believe im above average

lol dude we have a population of 120k+

Favorite UFC fighter living in Coral Springs?

For me it's Robbie Lawler.

sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/coral-springs/fl-ne-coral-springs-snake-attack-20190528-togijbdkvvgspd2nfjptngzsh4-story.html

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What do you have to say about this?

I have to say that people embellish stories for their comedy acts, this isn't something unprecedented. Go outside and watch a comedy show for once, my uncle is a stand-up comedian and I know that the majority of his material is embellished but I still love his storytelling anyway. Please stop taking everything so seriously.

Lmao you're a funny kid Coral, you know that?

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*wins*

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what is your deal with estonia?

>people who owe their success to one fight
Diaz
Holm
Khabib
Serra
Choi
Gall
Anyone else?

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Schaub

twitter.com/NateDiaz209/status/1133397091898859520

what did he mean by this

yeah sure cuckboy im talking to the larping American

In many ways you are always back when you fight again

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thats better finbro you know im drunk on the longdrink peace brother

He told Brendan to not read the comments and to try and do better next time and Brendan started talking about serial killers because that's all he's been talking about since he bombed in his special.

There's a moment where you can see RDA wonder why the fuck he's still hanging on lol

Why is everyone acting like Jan is a peach of a matchup for Cockhold when he got wrestlefucked by Gus? Inb4 "he has muh ebic boxing!" For sure don't get starched by a MW with no technique.

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You've got to wonder, why is Faber returning ?

Gotta get that bj penn fight

To avenge TAM's name

what'd you do to get out of serving? tell them you needed vag surgery? come to paide i'll show you what larping is you drunk hipster doofus

It looks like Lee basically starts putting himself into the triangle choke. At :25, it's not really in, even at :29, but Lee offers no resistance and almost starts tucking his neck into the choke

REDSOX SPAMMER AND PRIME SCHAUB SPAMMER WILL BE ENDED BEFORE I AM TRUST ME ON THAT FATSOS

people are acting like flushed cut baby's going up a weight suddenly don't get better chins despite the fact that it's proven otherwise

Heart of a champion. This kid will have gold in the future no doublt b

based /heem/ creator

Reminder that Conor made Eddie's wrestling look like a joke

Reminder that Dustin got mounted by Eddie and was about to get finished before the ref saved him

Reminder that Khabib literally dominated Conor in every single grappling exhange

Dustin will die in Abu Dhabi. He's going to make Conor look like Royce Gracie.

Eddie didn't try to wrestle with Conor until he got dropped

Yeah but that’s partially negated by facing guys who hit a lot harder

gets heemed

Khabib will ragdoll Dustin, but this user speaks the truth.

>Khabib will ragdoll Dustin
I never said otherwise, Eddie's wrestling wasn't really showcased since his first attempt he had a concussion

What did he mean by this?

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Imagine not putting a cheeky tenner on Jessica "Evil" Eye.

>betting on WMMA
Lmao at your "life"

>cheaters never prosp-

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HOLY FUCK

Holy fucking based yoelito

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>28 mil payday
is he gonna flush himself like conor?

haters seething

That massive payout is proof he's not a cheater. It screwed him out of being champ, he would have killed Luke

>roid your fucking face off
>claim it was a "tainted supplement"
>sue the company producing the supplement
>win

Absolutely fucking based.

Wake up, Gold Star. It's all over.

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I hope Yoel heems Costa then retires

He openly said he does it for the money
I don't understand why would someone spend so much time analysing the blabbering of a madman we aka schaubs special
If he does the guy is trying to sink Schaubs career as fast as possible
Based

oh well I guess he’s not fighting ever again

based, fuck the supplement industry

>40 year old Faber has a chance to be top 10

Maybe it's time to dissolve 135 as well, it's thin as fuck.

This is a coordinated attack.

Faber married and child a literal nigger. Root for the other nigger. No trolling investigated at this current time: STATUS? FAVOURITE FEMALE FIGHTER. STATE NOW WITH ZERO HESITATION LUKAS.

Well thanks, I hope you mean that.

you walk into your room and you see Romero doing this to your gf, what do?

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This is the new thread:

>>get in there or be square no bath tub time in the bubbles unless tile initiates a conundrum under the pacifier catch the waves

Just shoot them with my rifle

This is a coordinated attack.

based Luke

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I started listening to JRE a year ago, beginning at episode #1. Recently caught up to around #950 (late 2017) and just could not take it any more. I violently despise Joe Rogan, his retard basic normie opinions on everything, constant intentional coughing into the mic, always talking over his guests despite having absolutely nothing interesting or funny to say ever. what a disgusting world where based kike brody necks himself while millions worship this juiced up antifunny 70 IQ faggot

Yeah Rogan's podcast is very hit or miss, avoid comedian and musical guests and sometimes you get some interesting dialogues.

no for sure olympic drug testing is completely legit

>watches over 2000 hours of Joe rogan just to complain

>he bought the natty yoel meme

Luke needs to make a new 40 minutes long video analysis about this news tweet.
I was always about the guest. Joe is completely retarded and the best parts of his podcasts are always when he is silent

crossboarder here, do people actually like this cringe mutt or is it just a meme?

if former, why?
if latter whatever I'll lurk moar

listen on 1.8x and skipped episodes with guests that i already know are terrible (most of his retard comedian """friends""", alien bigfoot faggotry, raging sjws)

but yeah a massive time suck

he was always hated here then became ironic meme

Nobody gives a shit about his opinions or his dmt sasquatch stories he's told over a million times. He's a fun relaxed interviewer and brings on interesting guests and is good at drawing out fun conversation from some interesting people.

rogan is not fun or relaxed, literally the complete opposite

stop shitting on Joe ungrateful cunts

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El Chad Christiano Cubano

is like his head overgrew over his hair and absorbed at as of it was feeding

>a straight heterosexual man who has sex with women and not deeply in the closet

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one of the last episodes i heard was during the beginning of #metoo and they were all talking about how everyone is hollywood fucked their way into every single job. they asked joe what stories he had of producers trying to blow him when he was breaking into the business and he clammed up for the only time in the history of the show

PEDs are based, Reem bless

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Absolute b..beast of a p..peach of a card this Weekend.
You guys excited?

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His episode with Brian Cox was based

shut the fuck up reem bless.
Pic related is literally you. Finally tracked you down motherfucker.

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YA KNOW

I hear that Fedor "only fought cans in Pride" yet "everyone in Pride dopes"

Doesn't that like cancels it out? I mean roided can, can still fuck up loads of Post-USADA fighters, so idk to me it seems less impressive to excel against non-juicers

For me its Cooolkid

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one week off an i am always hyped.

the prospect grinder is hungry for 20 year old boys who think they will be champ

just team up with my boy rob, he'll heem the fuck out of yoel for a 3rd time

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Tell me about Rakic. Peach or no?

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>he'll heem the fuck out of yoel

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>he'Il heem the fuck out of yoel

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Alexander Cumstuffrim is getting flushed on Saturday

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Let me pult it t’ya this way homeboy, you can always squeeze a peach and get some juice, but you’ve got to take a bite to know if it’s ripe

>he'II heem the fuck out of yoel

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he could go back to asia and a diet of horse meat

>white boy's blood on his dick

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ahem

FUCK NIGGERS

that is all

BASED

pooel poomero will never touch the belt

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He gets an ez heem this weekend beyond that is unknowable

How would /heem/ handle this chad daddy?

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cartwheel kick him while holding onto the railing

blacks own /heem/

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give him a high five

I’d stop him with leg kicks but the man deserves a statue

Based

>a literal tree ornament

is that the art of hokuto shinken?

What was the purpose of doing that

unironically feeling horrible for laughing at this and not just sayin this for le upvotes xD

checked and kek'd

What's Whittaker's walk around weight?

In that case his midget ass should gtfo of hall of fame where it never belonged in the first place.

Who the fuck is this nigger?

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Elias Theodorou was my favorite wmma fighter

He's about to do caca

175

>mfw my boy romero gets a big payday

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The Natty King of /heem/ confirmed 100% natty.

roid dealers BTFO

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I invented Chinny Canuwa (and manurewa) instead of copyrighting my intellectual property I share it with you all, free of use. Enjoy it's use this weekend responsibly.

That's a yikes.

STFU Mehmet

t.seething cockhold fan

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I would shoot him.
Grow up.

youtu.be/uaZKEDsBg3I
Yeah... I’m thinking she’s back

There's a good chance that guy posts on /heem/

I take about half a teaspoon at a time (~1.5g iirc), and dose like 6-9 times per day. I don't like big doses, but instead prefer the mild stimulation and mood boost that small doses provide.
I want to keep my usage under 15g a day.
Been using daily for two years now. Pretty sure I haven't missed a single day. Damn, that's kinda scary actually, but at least I don't drink or smoke.

When did Schaub or Joe mention Kratom?

>Volkan/Latifi comain
>Smith/Gus Main

what other fights are there?

Pat and Rose are done

jesus, she can't even make a pizza properly

>when you make the base extra thick and heavy so you cant get lifted
she's projecting via pizza

Yoel my brother....

Enough of defending you. Now your true honesty which everyone put on trial has succeeded and trumped over them.. and I am proven above scum who didn't believe.

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If I saw anyone half as dark as Romero within 2000 yards of my front door, I'm shooting to kill.

absolutely based thank god for America

What did he do? Punch in breasts or stomach?

>mfw watching the natty goat send banklets into a seethe

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>juiced up antifunny 70 IQ faggot

While I agree, did it really take you thousands of hours of listening him to arrive at this conclusion? Have you considered the possibility that wasn't a good use of your time?

record it

>Brazilians are allowed to use capoeira
>Canadians can't use interpretive dance

HMM

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Hope this faggot spends the rest of his career fighting in Asian bingo parlors and Indian casinos.

Yeah, I'm sure Bellator will pick him up.

0 (ZERO) title defenses

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After watching about 56 000 hours of joe rogan, I come before you bearing these news, rogaine bad.

Forget defenses, he's never even fought for the title and is on a two fight losing streak.

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*flushes pooel straight into the brown void to keep jacare company*

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Did the delete the most popular TFATK podcasts? It looks like the most popular one right now doesn’t have have Schaub in it and that can’t be right...

dick kick > eye poke

>ouch muh tummy hurts :(

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Didnt yoel drop out of his last fight cause he caught a cold

>Not purposedly using incognito mode when venturing to anything related to Rogan and his harem so your glorious YT recommendations remain untainted.

C'mon man, i thought you people were the masters of entertainment.

he supposedly got pneumonia

Michael "Seething Cuck" Bisping on suicide watch.

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LOL

He dropped out because he deserved a better fight than Poocare after beating the champion

Based yoel blessed by jesus
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based

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Any o f y'all have the discord for streams?

How big is Schaub's dick?

Yep got one right here for you
*pisses*

hunnerd percent

the size of a shenobal reactor

Thank you God for giving me the strength to bash another mans skull against the canvas!

Every single one of you ONE championship fans are fucking retards. One sucks. They can put every single steroid freak in there and I still wouldn't pirate it let alone pay a penny to that shit company. Demetrious sucks,Eddie sucks,Sage sucks. All of the boring nerds and virgins in the UFC went to one while the Chad(Mousasi) went to Bellator. That's all you need to know about one. Nobody watches that shit promotion and all of their fighters would get shat on in the UFC the moment USADA comes into the picture. The way they name their events is probably the 2nd worst thing about ONE followed by their bullshit "12 billion potential viewers" propaganda.
"Eternal Glory"
"Roots of Honor"
"Masters of Destiny"
"Dawn of Valor"
"Home of Heroes"
and don't forget the most famous
HONOR INTEGRITY AND RESPECT
I can't believe any grown man would actually buy this East Asian bullshit. I guess if you're a retarded weaboo who's into gay Chinese martial arts ONE and other gay Asian promotions are the perfect match for you. If you're into real fights you can just stick to UFC,PFL,and Bellator

absolutely based Yoelito

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cute af, name? hope she doesnt do anal, would totally ruin the girl next door vibe she's got going

>incoming retirement announcement

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a good day for yoel

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WINNING

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>God isn't rea-

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I LOVE you Rose, you'r muy favorite fighter

how many accused drug cheats does this gentleman represent?

MY BOY ROMERO CONFIRMED NATTY GOAT

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Is the full video reuploaded somewhere?

youtube.com/watch?v=78Dpg7Nna1A

>flushes
Fer sure he had him on the ropes, Yoel was fighting for his life in there.

Staph-free Lee heems Tony

He's managed Jon Jones for many years

This is the absolute end for sweet Yoel, even if he were to not retire as a fighter. With those millions he will most likely try to siege Cuba and get his family out of there sadly /OurGuy/ will end up fading away in a sad communistic bloody mess.

Wait for me up there in heaven natty king.

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Based, thank you.

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steroid fuck fans on suicide watch

BASED

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Revisionist history by UFC drones led by eternally butthurt Dana. Fedor will forever be a legend.

>steroid fuck
>vindicated by USADA and the courts
oh fer sure my man

Conor that fought Eddie > Conor that fought Khabib, though.

Has anyone attended a live Schaub show? Maybe he's more of a club comic than a theatre one.

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i don't see yoel's money lasting very long

cocaine and hookers are expensive in vegas

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It's a fly by night supplement company that just lost a lawsuit over it's tainted supplements. I would be surprised if he actually collects more than one tenth of that amount

i was scrolling and thought that was a pic of fat black bitch bending over

Obviously, one was getting his ass beat while the other was winning a fixed fight

Something off about Yoels manager

Ankle pick

I mean, good for him, but you guys understand he probably won’t see anywhere near that much money, right? The company’ll likely just declare bankruptcy or fold and pop up as a new brand with “new” owners as these things often seem to. Also, his (((lawyers))) will take a big cut.

Hope I’m wrong, but I can very likely see him only getting a few hundred Gs, or maybe a couple million.

worst case scenario he takes a little under 20mil

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B A S A D O

He can retire now even.

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*steals Nick Swardson's fajita bit*

I'm normally not a weeb but I'm not even a minute into Michelle Waterson on JRE and I'm full ten hut

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Any updates on our boy?

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He just got picked up for ONE TO FIGHT against some roided up muay thai chimp

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He got cut

how can heem endorse this?

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bro he is going to overdose I'm worried

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Fuck this clown too bad he didn’t get heemed course he ran like a bitch all the time course he perfectly represents c*nada

twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1133478246203445248
What's this guy's problem?

>State of Daniel "daniel cormier" Cormier

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170 is full of people who win one big match and then duck until the promoter has no choice but to give them another big match or a chance at the strap. Also talking shit is a tradition of good ole American wrestlefuckers.

i'm getting massive CTE energy from this video

Kinda worried about my boy Gus desu. Objectively speaking he's a better fighter, but I don't think he's in a good place mentally right now. Saying he's gonna retire if he doesn't beat Smif and shit. I know he's probably just feeling sorry for himself, but still, "wahh poor me" is not the mentality you want to have during a training camp

Watching Michelle Waterson and I have this strange yearning to lick her armpits wtf

That's not strange user, they're very lickable.

Vitor caca lol

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Unheemable.

heeminder goofsterson is addicted to sucking snüs juice and has had a massive premature physical decline because of it

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cigarettes are the superior tobacco product

you snus you lose forsen

RARE
A
R
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1 hunner percent, undeniable proof that schaub h8ers are reddit-tiers fags

Lel, Dillashaw should ask for the phone of that lawyer

That's of what Yea Forums is made about

I’m sorry user but Gus is getting heemed inside 2 rounds.

100% agree, but his raps are str8 fire though

...

you get new belt, but it will be molested by Jose Aldo sooner or later anyway

*ear piercing intensifies

cuck

So is the UFC flushed? Snoozefests and horrible hypejobs are one thing, But there is not 1 athlete the makes others watch the sport. I.E LeBron, Messi, Loma, Brady etc..

yes.

It's that retarded viewpoint that you can't watch something unless there's a big name involved.
Demonstrating with absolute clarity that you have no understanding of the technical and strategic elements of the sport.
Such people should stick to WWE or some other shite.