>Best hockey country in the world without a doubt (the only sport that we care about). Win all the major tournaments (not meme tournaments like the one that just happened). Every Cup winning team is filled with majority Canadians. >Our only NBA team is a massive favourite to win the NBA Championship, according to both Vegas and Nate Silver >Blue Jays have the best prospect in the MLB and are going to be a force to reckon with; Expos finally coming back to Montreal >Toronto FC is the only MLS team in history to win the domestic treble >GOATs of the Winter Olympics and every winter sport >Regarded as the best country in the world to live in (pic related); not a shithole like the USA or England
Why haven’t you taken the Leafpill yet, Yea Forums?
>25 years and counting since last stan lee >losing to krauts in the olympics >losing to lady burgers in the olympics >losing to US boomers in curling >moronto fc
Christian Young
HOLY FUCKING BASED
Camden Ross
Forgot to mention that we’re winning the FIFA Women’s World Cup this year
Dylan Gutierrez
Didn't Finland just win the Hockey World Championship lol
Ryan Garcia
Meme tournament. None of our good players were there
Come to Toronto (the best city in the world) and say that to my face. See what happens.
Snow is based though
Gavin King
I took that photo
Blake Wright
Insallah
Grayson Lopez
I'm already living in the Canada of the Southern Hemisphere, switching to Canada Classic seems like a marginal gain.
Grayson Perez
cope
Ayden Turner
NZ looks like a very comfy place to live. Cheers
Hudson Rivera
>our only Who Cares team is a massive favourite >Blue Whos have the best prospect in the MLWhat >Literally Who FC is the only MLS team in history >Goats of the that particular sports event >Regarded as the best country in the world according to totally non biased ratings yeah you're okay at hockey at least
Noah Baker
Lad, your local NBA, and MLB teams are 'Canadian', in the same way my local MacDonalds is Irish.
Owen King
MacDonald does sound a bit more Scottish, but I mean iraq/Iran what's the difference?
Ryan Edwards
How to immigrate to Canada? Do leafs want us? I'm North Africa, can usually not fall when skating, not opposed to a little maple in my oats, and I want to kill myself. Do I get in?
Dylan Peterson
Our immigration system is merit based. Can you speak French? Are you rich? Do you have an in demand job?
Asher Nelson
I'm a Brown Muslim with a paki degree, does that work?
Isaac Rivera
If Trudeau gets re-elected in October, then probably yes
Parker Rogers
>the state of the so-called goats of the winter olympics day of the rake when?
>Our immigration system is merit based nice bait. Maybe if you’re white, if you’re brown, you get a free pass
Colton Richardson
Our system is merit based. Trump always points to it as a system the USA should emulate
Adrian White
Other than the shitholes Vancouver and Toronto, Canada is pretty comfy. The occupied independent nation of Quebec is God tier.
Christopher King
it's a meme tournament that is held every single year, the best players are either playing in the NHL or don't care enough to come play. Your country should try focusing on a real sport if you can't win it at least once every 8 years. The Finland team that won literally consists 90% of players that would have no business playing in the NHL
>None of our good players were there Neither were ours :^)
Oliver Barnes
Canada is an error. This country should not exist.
Thomas Jackson
Come to the U of T campus and say that to my face. I’ll bash your skull in you fucking Nazi.
Liam Cook
>90% of players that would have no business playing in the NHL and yet they BTFOd full nhl teams. stop coping already, nhl was exposed as a mickey mouse meme league and thats that.
Angel Watson
Fuck off faggot the LPC imports third world faggots like because they want to drown the most based minority in this country AKA francophones
Lincoln Peterson
Don’t worry. Cuckdeau is getting voted out in October and Scheer will make Canada less shitty again