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How Yea Forums rates Giroud?
Landon Wilson
Eli Ward
Damn handsome man.
Leo Cruz
HE’S SIX FOOT TWO
Jace Hernandez
Shit
Robert King
le pleb filter meme
Tyler Parker
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Olivier Giroud. His style of play is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of advanced football tactics, most of his actions will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Giroud's alpha demeanor, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Peter Crouch YouTube compilations, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his movements, to realise that they're not just tactical - they say something deep about the philosophy of the game. As a consequence people who dislike Olivier Giroud truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the dummy run in the match vs Germany, which itself is an ironic reference to Thomas Müller's self-proclaimed style of "Raumdeuter". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Oliver Giroud's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Giroud tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Noah Murphy
not enough
David Watson
elite
Jackson Perry
not
Isaiah Cox
Literally me.
Oliver Parker
HE'LL DO YOU
Kevin Collins
can you do that too?
Nathan Ward
one of the greatest shadow strikers in the world no doubt about it
Andrew Williams
I can.
Juan Rogers
Pleb filter unironically
Hunter Diaz
the best
Brody Evans
GOAT
Robert Nguyen
A one trick pony
Can work very very well in certain systems, but be useless in others
Dominic Russell
Is he a rams your daughter type of guy?
Alexander Cruz
You guys only like him because he is white and handsome. You would not rate him higher than Aubameyang if he was black.
Bentley Roberts
no desu ;_;
Asher Bennett
Are you saying that anyone unironically rates him higher then Aubameyang?
Christian Robinson
But can YOU do ?
Thomas Bailey
unironically a false 9, only good if you have wingers that can score a lot themselves, because Giroud wont be scoring a lot himself.
Matthew Lopez
you can rate the run, but that defending is horrendous
Christian Gutierrez
>false 9
He's a target man-mountain
Gabriel King
mfw people itt not rating giroud
Ethan Hughes
Chelsea played better with him as false 9, he linked in Hazard better
Angel Butler
well, still the 3rd best scorer ever for the NT with a very decent goal/game ratio
Luke Lee
not hes a 100% jesus type of guy
Connor Adams
just a below average player who exploit his white privileges to the max
proprs to him but get out my nt now