I have an important announcement to make!

I have an important announcement to make!

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NUCK FIGGERS

Taking his talents to South Beach

*ahem*
>chileno decime que se siente
>saber que se te viene el mar
>te juro que aunque pasen los años
>nunca lo vamos a olvidar

>R-Remember four years ago w-when I nutmegged you,h-haha cope more a-anglo!

It's the biggest announcement that there will be in my entire career as a football player!

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EVEN I, THE GREATEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD
CANNOT TELL YOU WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

Have you never played sport? I remember every single embarrassing moment in all of my years.

>Obligatory "Despite being only the 13% of the population..." Post

>that there will be

lol

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

JAMES MILNER IS A DONKEY!!!
DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY

I used to fuck Neymar when he was at Barcelona. He got really evasive when I told him I was getting married, and then he left for PSG.

"i am olivier Giroud waifu"

FUCK

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Suarez had the best boipuss! Neymar was too loose

... TELL ME LEO, WHAT'S WRONG.

black women take 9 months to take a shit

I'm taking my talents to... CELTIC FC

>*banter stops*
do not attempt to be funny ever again

FUCK WATER
FUCK PEPPERONI
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK JANNIES

>niggress shit detected

What is it Messi? Tell us!

based
Also, that was really uncalled for bro. I thought all the censorship culture in your country would've taught you better

lol. Also it’s been 8 years. Fucking kill me

you are now breathing and blinking manually

i injected heroin up my urethra and now i cant feel my dick

I'm transfering to real madrid

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>comes back to beat uruguay in montevideo
>yorugua fans invading the pitch to suck his cock

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Staged as fuck

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>memegenerator

Nice beard

how else do you generate memes??

is he going to say he raped some broad too?

good day to you nigger