Roland Garros French open tennis bundes

>build new stadiums
>don’t put in lights
The absolute state

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quality breeding stock, how are her weaving and horticulture skills?

hows ostapenko doing bros

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god damn i love romanians now

Andreescu is a lost cause tbqh

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romania
armenia
both gypo tier

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Who?

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and girls?

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G-d, Lauren Davis is beautiful

>Buddha

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Marvellous

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28.05. 10:00 Begu I. (Rou) Zhu L. (Chn)
28.05. 10:00 Kasatkina D. (Rus) Paolini J. (Ita)
28.05. 10:00 Puig M. (Pur) Flipkens K. (Bel)
28.05. 12:00 Anisimova A. (Usa) Tan H. (Fra)
28.05. 12:00 Blinkova A. (Rus) Gasparyan M. (Rus)
28.05. 12:00 Bouzkova M. (Cze) Andreescu B. V. (Can)
28.05. 12:00 Garcia C. (Fra) Barthel M. (Ger)
28.05. 12:00 Muchova K. (Cze) Kontaveit A. (Est)
28.05. 12:00 Nara K. (Jpn) Jakupovic D. (Slo)
28.05. 12:00 Osaka N. (Jpn) Schmiedlova A. K. (Svk)
28.05. 12:00 Ostapenko J. (Lat) Azarenka V. (Blr)
28.05. 12:00 Paquet C. (Fra) Linette M. (Pol)
28.05. 13:30 Babos T. (Hun) Hon P. (Aus)
28.05. 13:30 Halep S. (Rou) Tomljanovic A. (Aus)
28.05. 13:30 Sabalenka A. (Blr) Cibulkova D. (Svk)
28.05. 15:00 Gavrilova D. (Aus) Krunic A. (Srb)
28.05. 15:00 Rybakina E. (Kaz) Siniakova K. (Cze)
28.05. 15:00 Zheng S. (Chn) Wang Q. (Chn)
28.05. 15:30 Bouchard E. (Can) Tsurenko L. (Ukr)
28.05. 15:30 Rodina E. (Rus) Keys M. (Usa)
28.05. 15:30 Swiatek I. (Pol) Janicijevic S. (Fra)
28.05. 15:30 Tatishvili A. (Usa) Sakkari M. (Gre)

Yay Bernie up first

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>Tomic will fullfill his potential.....t-t-this time!

guy with camera right under her

ART
R
T

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who are we on tonight lads
alas no locks jumping out at me atm (other fading bernard of course)

Don’t think Bernie will win though, style isn’t built for clay

wonder what she looks like now

how do I get my tummy to stop making sounds

cummies

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>eat a sandwich
>stomach still growls all day
It’s like an annoying dog that constantly needs attention and I’m not even hungry worst feel

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fucking disgusting picture. fuck off

I only eat one meal a day. is that why it grumbles?

Test

For a second I thought she was Kelly C.

It's your stomach bacteria producing gas. If you go keto it'll die down. Not advocating for keto but it's what I noticed

dunno what keto is exactly but isn't it just eating less within a given time slot each day?

That is intermittent fasting
Keto is a diet based on fatty foods and removing carbs almost completely

based nico of diet information

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>"okay, Google. Define, 'clay GOAT'"

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>28.05. 12:00 Garcia C. (Fra) Barthel M. (Ger)
^_^

where's my sweet cherry at?

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Millman plays first. based

>The $1 challenge
Show your stuff Milky boy

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the bookies LOVE this

>@6.50

No respect for the milkman

ombeliebable no?

Lads, claim your tenniswaifus now.

>pic related is mine

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Sabs

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Cute

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Eva umpiring at Fognini - Seppi game ^_^

So are the postponed WTA matches from last night the opening matches?

Claimed!

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:3

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>Kayo not showing Tomic
ain't that a bit racialist?

We are blessed with the Milkman m8

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Someone said Sabs?!

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~

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Do you have 1080p stream? Or is it 4k?!

jelly
post Caro 1080p webms/screenshots please

fucking whities

No, second
rolandgarros.com/en-us/order-of-play

Elite taste

I'm actually watching Seppi - Fognini. think it might be closer

It's just 1080p and only watching Millman sorry. You can probably find an acestream for the women's match if you look hard enough

lol rain

Was play stopped? Forecast says rain at Stade RG until 3pm local

any decent matches on today?

yes

yes

Both Milkman and Zverev playing so ferocious

>ITV showing Norrie like anyone gives a fuck
Cunts not even British

do you think they are the same in the bed

John is pure, he would never make love

so he's a VF then

>2 games
>17 minutes

T-This is just John's warm-up set

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i like her face too

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what's falling from the skies?

Don't incelshame, m8

My tears

Nice bagels

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30-15 sounds like "fault against" in French

Norrie? More like Sorrie!

Lads, why is Norrie getting heemed by a ranked 273 nobody?

GOOD rally John

What happened to all the Fatasskina fags that used to plague these threads? Anyway, she's actually winning a match for once.

This is disgusting
youtube.com/watch?v=Q-GYaVwMiRE&t=4s

Roland Garrón

M I L L
A
N

>it was a two break lead

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MILLCLUTCH

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Zverev is quite possibly the biggest mental midget I've ever seen.

yeah thanks

but i am sad because that post should 've contain Caro's pic as an addition to

Pliskova's pic shouldve been posted after that

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post rare Gaby

What happened with Zverev? I was watching Norrie get bagel'd by a complete nobody.

>Norrie
>gets bageled by a literal who

NEED John's hard work to payoff for the love of mankind

He was up two breaks, made an unforced error on match point, and now is down 5-6.

>Norrie

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>it's another zverev fails to reach week two of a grand slep episode
wake me up when biathlon season starts

set point

Yeah, my bad.

>grand slep
fuck im a retard

Post favorite bathletin

Norrie has now lost 9 games in a row to a guy who doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.

far from the best looking but i really like her performances. my waifu is tiril eckhoff

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Tell me. Why do they call him the milk man?

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And who is the best looking then?

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Piss off, snowniggers

Absolutely devastating

lame. oh well, I'm sure zverev will find a way to choke this match away.

tiril and doro and i think some swedish lass

This is the state of British tennis in 2019. Another 70 years of hurt incoming.

Here we go

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milktruk just arive

SACCN

>Norrie

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What the fuck is Edmund wearing?

>del potato gets his own special snowflake outfit
I guess it makes more sense than Dimitrov

tfw broken back

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>kinda looks like Hydrogen
>but actually Nike
I wish I could get paid to approve those things

>3 in a row
It's all getting a bit WTA now

tfw broken back

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based HEAD getting paid again thanks to zverev's tantrums

what the fuck is going on

>There are people who didn't sell all their ownings to put their life on Zverev losing
baka desu senpai
I am basically waiting for my quintuple money naked in the street with only my phone, but it's worth it and totally free money

A N E T T
N
E
T
T

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rip

F-Five setter

del potro always looks like he’s about to start crying

faggots.... they show Giro instead of Caro's upcoming match...

Based

Based Del Pony.

Take it to 4 Millman

THE MILK MAN COMETH

why does he break?

So he doesn't expire

literal and unironic GOAT Milkgod

for me, it's Amanda Anisimova.

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what is this brainlet doing

he did it, the absolute Milkman

Brilliant

BASED MILKMAN

Jesus the grass is dead. Why don't they water it, it's fucking brown.

Not a fan of faggots who fuck up and then yell at their coaches box lads

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MILKOMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD!

>zverev gets a qualifier next round
>tittypass wont pass him in the rankings
sad!

how has Ostapenko become so shit lads?

PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO

If you close your eyes, it sounds like Penko's playing against Ric Flair

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Women are Idiots, nothing new.

6 games, 6 breaks of serve.
>WTA.

POWERFUL AND BRAVE

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Nothing to do this evening so got some outside court tickets for this eve
Who should I watch lads

official /ourguys/ still on the tour?
Karlovic
Kyrgios
Who else?

the world #1 gets Tomljanovic in the first round.
the world #10 gets Diatchenko in the first round.
no wonder Serena always feels like she's #1, no matter how low her ranking is she always gets the easier first round.

Millman

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>peak WTA

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>Kyrgios
Fuck off

Why? Zero personality mediocre player.

Tomic
Medvedev
Fognini
Paire
Jizzner
kokk

8 BREAKS!
AH HA HA HA!

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What an abysmal post. Hang your head in shame.

What's wrong with based Nick?

>Zero personality
He's a hard working good boy.
>Mediocre
Been watching him since 2015~2016 when he was doing challengers, yes he's mediocre but his style of play is so fundamental and backed with his kind personality + best sportsmanship (even moreso than the top seeds) he's a very pure guy.

Everything.

yikes

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>Hold once
>Win set
World Tennis Association

Anisimova is thru :3

Anisimova doesn’t look like her IG pics tbqh

who does

tennis gave me a fetish for women with wide shoulders desu

she looks like a monkey

Is the madman actually gonna do it?

he finna boutt dab

okay /pennis/ i need some money
give me a good bet

I'd feed her a banana, if you know what I mean

Milman has the same face as the spanish porn actor

the absolute state of her face

MillGOD

>Memerev

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hello literal billionaire

5TH SET

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>memerev
wew

What is that, 10 breaks of serve in 13 games?

Fucking state

Is this >Goffin year lads ?
Will he ever win a grand chelem ?

he peaked in 2017

*snaps his ankle*

He always has some kind of unfortunate injury

no, he's a manlet twink. 500 are his top
when rafa retires, only djokovic will win slams for the next 5 years and then it's fukcing zverev and thiem

Ostapenko/Azarenka will dab on world #1 Okaka

federer?

Kontaveit? More like Kontashite!

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If they show Osaka - Schmiedlova over Sabs - Cibulkova I will freak

roger is finished. he can't serve and volley his way to the wimbledon final this time

Federer has no ability to win another slam dude

Federer is likely gonna retire next year

>roger is finished
>Federer has no ability to win another slam dude
>Federer is likely gonna retire next year
I have 2016 flashbacks

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>zverev
By watching his current game, I don't think so

>Mememan vs Memerev

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FAA will win 10 GS

cope

Doesn’t he have the same heart problem that caused Mardy Fish to retire

who?

Wasn't aware
That would be a shame. He seems perfectly poised to win slam after slam in 5 or so years

Auger aliassime

RG is gonna be thiem's obviously, zverev will win wimbledon, US open and the meme slam -

you mean Tsitsipas

His Masters win is a strawman. He's been largely irrelevant for about a year, since the end of Roland last year (pic largely related). It's been worse in the last 6 months I reckon. No way he's going to reassure himself with what he's shown last week despite the win.

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He's had surgery for that, he should be fine... if he doesn't have a Haas-tier body.

>ITV slagging off Nike
kek

Umm sweatyyyyyyyy

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2016 was a meme year in all aspects

I think she looks better live.

>Checks who's she playing against
>Piggu
Dry as fuark.

Imagine the autism level needed to screencap that

>15 DOUBLE FAULTS
>BROKEN FOR THE MATCH

Roast this piggu and serve her at the concessions stand

>nextgen discussion
>no one mentions coric
Further proof he’s PCB tier boring

>tfw the player who will dominate after the big three hasn't been born yet.

Just grabbed it from the archive tbf :/

They show Amelie on Pouille's matches!?

damn, i completely ignored it.

How much cute screenshots did I lost then....

Holy fuck I don’t want to watch this Azarenka shriekfest just go back to Zverev

Imagine the autism level needed to go to the archive and screencap that

he's not nextgen anymore

:/

>ITV switching from Zverev v Millman to show some washed up junkie

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why

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bolelli is more muscular than rafa

and his right arm is also bigger than left
and his chest muscules are pumping through shirt

She never has to get on her knees

press F

Seeya John

from 40-0 to a break.
f off Millman.

Don't worry, Zverev is a master choke artist.

gg wp

he already won

fuck

chinese father, jamaican mother - guess her nationality

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>shitman

my kangaroo plush is sad for Millman :'(

>the future of tennis will be watching world #1 struggle to beat world #50 in 5 sets
Grim

PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO PENKO

>implying close matches don't roll in the dough

>tfw can't watch games all day

you guys don't have jobs?

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I don't like tennis that much but end-may/june is exam period in Belgium and I prefer watching tennis than studying

dealing drugs is not a job joao

>having a job
lmao no thanks

haha

>tfw SQL dev

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how do you get the dough to survive ?

17 DOUBLE FAULTS

just don't be poor lol

evans seems pretty sound
well compared to the rest of the british men

nice

>tfw funemployment
>tfw savings running out
>tfw gonna need a job soon

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>mfw when she keeping the succ

Can girls really not play 3 winning sets ?
Women in football/basketball still play the same minute as men no ? Or it's just that we don't want to see too much of women tennis ?

they don't because they start to get all sweaty and have to take the clothes off

they can but who would watch that? even pretending to be interested in this is too much.

Fuck's sake, Penko

HAHAHAHAHAH

>ALONA

that some cute ball picker :3

he's basically a tennis chav.

N'gubu in Japan, noooo

>1R
>W
>1R
>1R
OH NO NO NO

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Well, we can't all get drawn against literal who qualifiers

but also based, in a strange way.

WTA is a joke

>17 double faults

That's over 4 games worth of points

>2 female commentators for the Okaka match

Christ it's pure verbal diarrhea

add the UE and Azarenka's input is basically negligible.

some big company?

>watching with commentary
I've converted to no commentary streams and they're the absolute best.
no ads either, you get to see the change of sides and all the breaks in the game.

Osaka to lose here.

>hate you countrymen
>except national solidarity and homogenouty in migrant question
you weren't the smartest kid in the class, no?

I'm watching on tv. And I often enjoy commentary. Feels less lonely

I quite like no commentary because you still have the sound to keep you company but none of the bullshit the commentators day.

on the german tv boris becker and whatever bald faggot is commenting with him call germans ''the german''

>and the german breaks again
what the fuck, it sounds so weird

*say

do you watch ethiophian tennis channel? on amharic(had to google!) language?

I don't think that's weird. they do this all the time in English

well if he doesn't do that, nobody would know that Zverev is german

it just sounds like they don't consider them their own. they do this with kerber and gorges also.
i don't know, i'm not german and it sounds weird to me.

No, SuperSport. It's a South African satellite provider
The coverage for tennis is, I think, borrowed from Australian broadcasters.

do they say this in German? maybe it's not said in German because saying something like "the South African breaks again" is perfectly normal in English

>poosaka

The Aussie commentator called Millman, "The Australian" today

So, that's the power of the world number one

yeah exactly. it's a very common convention in English. maybe it's not the case in German or wherever the user is from which is why it sounds weird to him

Also, claiming the player as your own implies bias

would it be wrong to call Stosur "the lesbian"?
I mean, if we're using a person's characteristics to describe them, why would sexuality be more offensive than nationality?

>0saka

bagel incoming

based cutie beating this niggachink american abomination

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Is she actually a lezzer?

Poosaka's opponent has ZERO winners so far and is leading the first set 5-0.

>cutie
Looks like a fucking downie

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>Okaka

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kys

most of them are. i remember a magazine article where one of the players said ''don't be naive, we spend a lot of time together in the locker rooms''
i'm croatian and we usually say ''our player'' or something like that, never THE CROAT because we are takling about us, we say the serb for djokovic though.

That's hot. Imagine Mugu fucking Cibulkova with a strap on fuaaaaaaarrrrk

chronic masturbator and a virgin replied to me

isn't she?
I assumed she was.

>we usually say ''our player'' or something like that, never THE CROAT
ah, that makes sense then

I also wonder why they don't call Serena "the African-American".
it's seen as a positive thing in politics and many other areas, but apparently not in sports punditry.

based boat croat

I'm not memeing when I consider the possibility that Osaka hired her current coach for social justice reasons

Makes no sense whatsoever

where does e come from?
I'm not familiar with him.

gibe stream. eurosport wants money.

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Jermaine Jenkins. Take a guess

no, but I mean his background.
or did they just choose a random black guy?

ROOFS?

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god dammit, just play through the rain you bunch of pussies.

Asking for too much desu

Google says he was a college champ but I've never seen him on the pro tour. Her old coach helped her win IW and 2 straight slams

Yeah, comparisons could be made with Ostapenko, although that split was te coach's decision.
Talk about career suicide.

>no roofs
>no lights
Cmon, le current year, etc

>Chokesaka
Will she follow Kekber and Wozniakek with an early exit?

I hope my girl Halep will play a better tennis than those bitches.

Please don't doubt our gurl. Osaka will come through.

>Okaka
She's like a mopey fucking teenager

I honestly think that currently Osaka's biggest enemy is herself. She keeps doing errors here and there, giving free points to her opponents. It's like watching a noob doing swing for the first time and hits too hard.

our girl will pull through

>our girl
kys

Interesting fact: not only has Ostapenko lost in the first round in all four of her other singles appearances here (besides 2017), but she has lost her first round match at Roland-Garros in every doubles appearance, every mixed doubles appearance, every junior singles appearance and even every junior doubles appearance.
Mind-boggling.

Our girl is on

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тaк ты oткyдa?

Jesus, it's a good job I'm not eating.

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>the things I would do to Tomea Babos...

Put a bag on her head for a start

now you remember comfy midnight matches at miami 2018

take that back

fag

Night matches are comfy af desu

>Okaka
hehe

Lmao Khachanov is such a dirty bastard
Puts his hand is sweaty hair before shaking hands

You're the one that wants to fuck a man, you raging poofter. An ugly man at that.

Very interesting actually
Nuts

*in his

what was the reason she gave for this absolute braindead move of fixing something that's not broken?

>schmemelova

I wish I had a pound for every time I've seen a woman serve for the match and get broken.

the flukiest fluke that's ever been fluked

You know what time it is?
It's time for...
POOPEEPEE POOSHART

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>choosing happiness over success
>wanting someone direct instead of someone who goes around your back
Still not sure what that actually means

FUCK JAPANIGGA

sascha bajin works players extremely hard. She said she doesn't want to prioritize success over happiness i.e. she's weakmind

>WTA

not quite, she did reach the Miami final, the Wimbledon semis and won another tournament around that time.
she just lacks confidence.
the serve is not the main issue, because she managed to win a lot of matches in the past while still having a terrible serve.

it means career suicide.
I don't get it to be honest.
it happens a lot in the women's game.

This post is racist and sexist. Very ugly. Check your privilege.

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I really don't want to see another fucking set of this trash tennis

Pls go Osaka

She'scrumbling under the pressure

>Schmemelova

Fucking STATE

>the absolute state of women's tennis

how very un-Japanese of her

>imagine being called Blaz Rola

sounds like a Star Wars name.
and not one of the cool characters, like a jedi or a sith.
just one of those goofy aliens in the background.

what a joke. osaka better not win.

the only explanation for not wanting Osaka to win is if you're a Serena fan.

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The only explanation for wanting Osaka to win is if you're a fucking weeb

>POOPEEPEE POOSHART

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STOP BULLING GENIE

anything to stop Serena (ASS) is my tennis motto.

Based Sabs dabbing on disgusting femlets.

SABS
A
B
S

Cibulkova needs to just go into porn ASAP while she still looks good

midget porn is a small niche though.

yeah but blacked is super famous

Ava Devine has fucked loads of midgets for some reason
Not sure if that pays well or if she's that mentally ill

>no roofs
>no lights
no motor cars
not a single luxury!

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Good win by Sabalenka, thought cibby would challenge her more

Your obsession with Serena is creepy and weird. She's finished, lad, let it go.

She bullies herself

>actually believing this

>Schmiedlova

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Schmiedlova would be cute if she didn't have those daffy mogwai eyes.

I'd get her wet and feed her after midnight, if you know what I mean

>Serena is finished
m8...

kek

>Shitlova
Jesus fuck what a shit serve

Allison Hughes speaks French? All umpires do?

Any video of Marija Cicak and Eva Asderaki speaking?

they listen Caro as 178cm today
i remember she was 177 previously... did they mess it up or did they re-measure her recently?

Do you have a VPN? I mean, even basic shit like free Windscribe.

Naomi win

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it's all so tiresome.

get fucking rekt, small sons

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I like how the names "naomi osaka" and "anna-karolina schmiedlova" have almost the same length in japanese.

POOPEEPEE POOSHART

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When will Genie finally get her GS title?

Last time I saw that was when Roddick fired Gilbert. As a Junio, Roddick was a shitty grinder before he had his growth spurt and his serve became a weapon. Gilbert got him to believe he could actually play on grass and made him use big serve plus big FH instead of pushing the fucking ball. He caught fire for about 1.5 set at Wimbledon, though Fed' got away with the second set. Then it rained and the rest is history. Sacked him the following winter and went back to pushing his FH for the rest of his career bar one or two exceptions like 2009. Still did a good career all things considered, but that was a dumb beyond belief move.

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yeah, good example.
but I can't honestly see a worse decision than Medina-Garrigues'.
how on earth do you think it's a better idea to go do something irrelevant than to keep coaching a young player who has just won a Slam and has a fierce, fearless attitude?
also, how do you not see this as a blessing, since Ostapenko is probably impossible to coach by anyone EXCEPT Medina-Garrigues, and the two of them just happened to meet.
it's a one in a million chance and they threw it all away for no reason at all.

More chance of her winning an IG title

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the ugly girl gets her time in the sun .

When they start holding a GS in Neverland

Genie gets all the sun she needs on her 'business trips' to Dubai

Halep gonna repeat!

Have you racist bastards acknowledged that she's black yet?

Tomljanovic has classic Grinch face

You'd be grumpy if you'd never won anything too

aka classic croat face

almost nobody watching the defending champion.

I am, user

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LET'S GO IGA, LET'S GO!
Clap Clap
LET'S GO IGA, LET'S GO!

SCORE SUM FAKING SETS

>court staff 100% white
>court staff 80% male

wow wheres the race representatives, the blacks, the trasngenders?

>this is a 10/10 in Poland

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they're playing the tennis, gabe

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literally nobody said that. many people said that about serena tho

Collecting his millions of cents

there is at least one transgender/transspecies in wta

It's really funny how far an athletic body goes for a girl

I find my eyes wandering down Tomljanovic's silhouette and becoming progressively interested

where does it play? ATP or WTA?

tie between her, mugu and carebear

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2 points in that picture

I see his father's trauma still has its firm grasp on his psyche

Halepi

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I count 3
cool pic m8

what is this stance called?

i was obviously talking about your favorite player, the brave and noble serena williams

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>tfw the bookies never set the odds for Nadal

remember to recycle the thread

holy shit lol why is she so skeletal

No
Sage it to death

nawh

The double bowlegged brapper

Seriously, it's just the normal return stance but her torso isn't leaning forward like usual. Also, I think her legs are spread too wide, but it might just look that way because of how spooky skeletal she is

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the djoko stance
alize is so clumsy
is she even playing tennis? or am I suffering from facial blindness?

she has a great ronald garros experience this year

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damn i forgot to save Iga's stories from day ago

you have them?

noooo she went for chocolate and not vanilla you know what that means noooooooo fuck you monfils

tennis come from french word
'teniz' meaning 'be ready to recieve [the serve from me]'

Victorija Golubic said in her instagram

unfortunately i'm not a stalker

why does she wear such tiny tight shirts and waifus do not

all the cute WTA players should play tennis with me then if you get the innuendo I'm putting forward here

no there were some interesting training shots
i forgot to :(
i postponed that and forgot to

Holy shit Halep get it together

Where is the lesbian Iga fangril at?

>all the cute WTA players
list them

basically the story of her life in one webbum

based

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???

she dresses like she _____ _____ men

she eliminated qt eugenie, fuck her

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Some compelling matchups in the ladies Rd of 64

D. Collins - Barty
Kenin - Andreescu
Sabalenka - Anisimova
Osaka - Azarenka

Eugenie eliminated herself

..and her career, too.

>qt eugenie
i don't understand this sentence

absolutely based choice.

although Germany's Brave Angelique Kerber should be #1.

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There was this period of time like 5~ years ago where people thought she was highly attractive and a good tennis player. Sounds weird, I know.

gg ez
>Germany's Brave Angelique Kerber
another bunch of words that make no sense. why are you people writing gibberish today?

>get home from 10h work day to catch some left overtennis
>women tennis on all channels

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Feet injury really fucked her up, she was out in the first round already
poor girl, the feet needed to support those beautiful giant quads

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>Bernard Tomic suffered a dispiriting exit from Roland Garros on Tuesday and admitted Australian compatriot Nick Kyrgios was right to say the tournament 'sucks'

>Fellow firebrand Kyrgios withdrew from Roland Garros with an elbow injury last week but not before saying: "Get rid of the clay, man. Who likes the clay, it is so bad.

>"The French Open sucks compared to this place. Sucks. Absolute sucks."

>Tomic, never far from controversy, was happy to concur.

>"I agree with him, with everything," he said during a monosyllabic press conference.

>"The tournament is not for me."

>Tomic's lack of enthusiasm for the task in hand was encapsulated on match point where a serve he thought was out led him to the net to offer his hand.

>"I thought the match was over, it would be nice to give him the point because that's how I felt. But it's okay. We replayed it."

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jfc Tomljanovic’s hairline recedes farther than Federer’s

Just look at her, Mr. Hitler. Proto German-Hilde looks right there.

what about Goerges?

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nice pits

caro had cute pits today too :3
i mean her shoulders were tanned but pits were very pale and it was cute

>plays like ass
>still in the top 100
>probably still making decent money
I'm not usually one to complain about "the integrity of the game" when it comes to sports, but this bothers me.

wew halep on fire

>proceeds to choke away the bagel

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is Kyrgios still with Ajla?

Seems they will start a minimum 3 set match at 19:30 local time.
Absolutes hommes fous!

Add €46k to that for showing up to RG lmao

>Turn up
>Play like shit
>Collect cash
>Tell them their tournament sucks
IRL shitposting

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Will Philippe-Chatrier have lights along with the roof? I'd assume so.

of course

what match are you talking about?

How is this called?

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Roof? Next season. Lights? What do you mean lights? I ain't got a light!

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Monfils-Taro Daniel

>she dresses like she _____ _____ men
doesn't like

>that ham-planet ump in the mannarino match
How do you even get that fat when working in a fucking sport.

good fun

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>Toss a bagel
>Get broken first game in the second set on a DF
Gaël, stop gulping those WTA pussy juices on changeovers.

i sit on a chair and watch matches all day too.
not really a physical actitivity

grass courts

>Work in a sport
>Sit in a chair with an umbrella all day
>Only work out is climbing the stairs
>Still gest morbidly obese
> Australian open installs lift on umpire chair
>Life expectancy goes down 10 years

The absolute state of tennis

new thread:

oh fuck off

DANIEL-SAN NOOOOOOO!!!!

Ah, just in time to burn some coal.

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kek