/bundes/

Explain me about Union Berlin
if they win today they will be the first east germany team to get onto Bundes 1?

It's on lads

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Kotbus played in the Bundesliga

need a stream for Union

did the refree just gave an wink?

Hansa Rostock and Energie Cottbus have been there. And RB Leipzig, if you want to count them. Not sure if those are all.

stream?

countering with a stunning 2€, Stuttgart has this

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Let me just count my (You)s

Rostock, Dresden and Cottbus played in the first league

shut it down

Redpill me on Marco Polo Del Nero.

Let's hope you have just as much luck as you had during the cup final. Though I don't mind Stuttgart winning as long as the o2.5 bet comes through.

>tfw day off work
>Tfw comfy bundes on
>Tfw thunderstorms going on outside

Does it get any more comfy than this?

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make yourself a cocoa

sounds very comfy. maybe make yourself a nice cuppa if you like it. or hot chocolate.

>Marco Polo Del Nero
the main cause of 7-1, he wanted please the players' agents and his allies

Would be his gf t b desu

lmao dat "fuck the german FA" logo on Stuttgart crowd lmao

Based fs2 having a guy with a loddar tier accent as color commentator

If buttfart score here it's ogre and will be a blowout

well...rip

AOGO

Var'd

Let's see the Union draw their way out of this one lmfao

FS2 is showing here too
it seems that Fox got the rights to american contiment

Not so fast

>Gonzales
what a moron

>the state of Stuttgart

The phone call which secured the Berlin derby

It's still 0-0 so they absolutely can

>Union VARlin

>The phone call
dont forget the ref wink before the match starts

>Stuttgarter IQ

some big brain plays on that freekick

do the manger got lost from an party? lmao
this is the most casual clothes that i even seen an maneger use

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Oh nein Stuttgart man nein

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/sex core/... you no fap virgin wouldn't understand

Your english is sooooooooo bad

You're English*
Dummkopf

i am dilexic fellow 7-1 man
pls pretend it dont happened

RIP to that player

aua aua

>That way Badstuber landed
I thought he was done for (again)

What the actual fuck

>badstuber grabbing the ankle before even down
he he

>Olympiastadion
The virgin company event venue with lots of space

>Alte Försterei
The brimming chad private party you need invitation for

Salam!

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Alte Försterei looks lot comfy to be honest
i loved that they still use manual scoring

>Ascacibar was banned 6 games for spitting on an opponent

Why are Germans so against spitting? is this some taboo thing in ze bundesrepublik?

Napoli is great, but the touristy areas around the bay are going to be quite crowded. Still not as bad as some other European cities tho so you should be alright.
Weather is a lot more volatile than in Portugal, but won’t reach hotter temperatures. If you can handle Lisbon during summer, Napoli shouldn’t be a problem

It's called "Rudi Völler law"

It's so loud I had to turn down the volume

max disrespectfulness

my gf a few years ago was german when i studied there, told me turks always spit

Would expect this kind of ban in any league to be honest.

>kein foul
wie bidde

Badstuber redemption arc climaxes today, calling it

>my gf a few years ago was german
So she's no longer German? Did her ancestry change or just her nationality?

>Did her ancestry change or just her nationality?
Yes

please kys

she dööd

does the away goals rule apply?

yes

See

thanks

CAM ON STUTTGART SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

Welcome

no

Nil nil

COME ON ABDULLAH SCORE SOME FOOKIN COALS

Only good thing up until now are the chants zuseinhoeneß

we broke up, now my gf is italian
honestly i tried having sex with american girls but the lack of foreign accent gives me erectile dysfunction

By the way, what happend to Akolo? He was pretty good parts of last season. Was he injured?

Even the UK commentators are finding it difficult to contain their boredom.

Just wondering, how Union is political?
They are still left like the east germany times or they beacame more centrist like most east germans that disliked the comunist govment?

Das Kopfballungeheuer

nice shot

you are cute and adorable and I want to hug you and have you as my little pet monkey

punished kabak

Freund's English is dreadful
what a brainlet

what a shit game. what needs to happen for both of them play in the 2nd bundes next season?

I'd actually like to know this aswell. Is there any political affiliation with Union?

Berlin is green lads. And left.

>why yes I would like to know about the political leanings of a soccer team rather than just reminding Germans how fucked and brown they're country is

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So did Sebastian Kurz do this on purpose or did his gambit backfire

>Berlin is green lads
i noticied it yesterday

what did you expect? poonion only got one point more than hiv (a team that didn't win for a period of two months)

make them miss all PKs until the refree calls the game

Link me some adult sports related videos of german girls.

That fucking useless cunt standing three miles offside at the "goal"

This could have been kino.

classic buttfart

Berlin as a city, yes. So neither of the Berlin clubs has any special political affiliation?

Lmao

spoiler: Stuttgart wins 1:0 and both this anons bets fail while this user (very good better, some say the best) will win
quote me later

Going to put my pijama in the refrigerator to wear it later

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basti will come back stronger than ever. i believe

every politician that comes into power usually has
to feed the elites something to be blackmailed laiter. usually it's kiddy porn. nothing new here.

Don't ever quote me or my posts ever again

I don't know.

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see

you managed to put all three comparative forms of "good" into those brackets

lads im going to dusseldorf this summer, is it tight?

TIL union is pronounced oonie own

no, it's shite

kek true

heh bettor post than most

Why does the pyro make everyone so buttmad?

I was taken aback when I learned that Gaston Glock was one of the kingmakers in Austria

Cant blame Union theyre probably a bit scared since they might bottle it(Which they have done alot throughout the season) and the fact that their captain and arguably their best defender is suspended.

quick rundown?

people prefer to see and not suffocate

Of course it was on purpose. Now he can say that both the red and the blue are incapable of being coalition partners (conveniently ignoring the fact that he had important positions in both of these failed coalitions, and was the main reason why both failed), and thus he needs absolute power to become god-king of Austria and make us great again

Kino shot this lads

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Someone used this against me yesterday

Spy camera filmed Strache explaining Austrian politics lobbying to a faux billionaire. Snap elections incoming.

...

why are oesis so crafty and based

i know zis, but i didn't know who that guy is

>Ami does not know what a Glock is
Mexican?

this?

i am greek

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Imagine wenger and zidane as the lead roles in call me by your name

>40 more minutes of this

uffffff

He seems prescient I have to give him that

hello frens

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This is absolutely terrible.

One of these two is actually gonna play Bundes next season...

kreisliga level mätch

>and was the main reason why both failed
warum sagst du dies?

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Better than the teams that played the relegation matches in the last few years.

t,HSV sufferer

Would be funny if Union advanced with zero chances in this match

>1st one
Failure by backstabbing (to be fair, he didn't backstab anyone, he only orchestrated it)
>2nd one
Failure by design

>>Failure by backstabbing (to be fair, he didn't backstab anyone, he only orchestrated it)
quick rundown?

AUF DIE FRESSE

I already gave you the quick rundown

Classic bundes dano

>that spaghetti

tick tock buttgart
tick tock

Extended rundown?

lmao what the fuck

danke!

TROLLPOST

I love how in every bundes mätch there are periods of play that are reminiscent of like 8th tier USA soccer

hello fellow hue, what is going on?

Shitgart will stumble one in after Union is missing all these

ABDULAJ ffs

good, what about you?

Gomez will decide this. Prepare you gomez buttons

tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

OLMO

lel

SECOND TROLLPOST

That's a yellow and a corner as advantage was played by Ngubu.

ach Manni

watching the game on Fox Sports 2

>yeah sure, sub in Castro, he'll definitely save us

wow me too

>
>hello fellow hue, what is going on?
>good, what about you?

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>ossi teams playing in red and white at Berlin in charge of scoring a goal

>sure sub off the guy who's been responsible for half our chances

Said who?

german fans be like mmmm flares

CAM ON PAVARD SCORE SUM FOOKING GOAL

Stuttgart's manager

More entertaining than the actual football

supporting who?

???

>pyro asis
TRADITION

>das Abbrennen von Pyrotechnik ist zu unterlassen
Why do people get so butthurt over some flares? They didn't even have to suspend the match until the smoke clears, that's nothing

the union fans are better than any others in the bundes this entire year

stream anyone please? it seems to be irrelevant enough that nobody streams it

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inb4 last minute pavard blooter

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LOL I'm watching it on cable in the US, get rekt nigga

When? I didn't hear it.

bankfurz fans were better

still his only goal, what a piece of shit

based

>Imagine being world champion, scorer of the greatest world cup goal and then getting relegated with buttfart

here you go fren
soccerlegacy.net/bundesliga-live-stream/

thank not me, thank the swiss

>h-h-he's so good
>*gets relegated*

Because nothing is on tv at 3pm so this game unironically is allowed to be aired

>yfw this is an own goal this time

Why is Stuttgart's entire defence wearing anime headbands?

vielen dank.

grützi schwitzer

Why would he care?

lmao the state of Badstuber

hatte heute wieder nen geilen Dürüm, Brudis

He'll win the league next season

this, mia san mia mentality

punished Badstubi

super BAD stuber

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how does mia san mia result from wir sind wir??

wie wird man von 1 dürüm den so satt?

volksverräter verlass

why is gomez such a racist?

Rate my progress /bundes/

Haven't eaten sugar in a month never felt better

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>shitstuber

how many times can one man get injured?

Ach Uwe.

Fire and brimstone

100% jesus

>mgw dritten weg gewält am sonntag
>im gesamten stimmbezirk nur 1 stimmt für den dritten weg

Post the whole thing Mario.

brehs

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Just eat the proppa level of sugar

Bavarian sound shift.

i bet you cant even take a fly of stairs anymore.
first thing your body is getting rid of is muscles.
0,5kg a week is the absolute max of healthy cutting.

bad goy

>that first day choke

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>more than 4kg in 13 days
is that sustainable? I've never done a diet, but it sounds a bit drastic

aua aua mein kopf

???

You're going too fast m8, slow down a litttle

>Haven't eaten sugar in a month never felt better
I don't think that's healthy either

yikes and they call us fat...

when was the right moment of ending his career for gomez?
and why did he miss it so miserably?

stabil bru weiter so

nice brudi. hier im ausland gibt es einfach keine vernünftigen döner.

keto is is a ((((lie))))

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>There are world champions in this game right now fighting relegation
>They have more world cups than Messi

Sound shifts are linguistic events. It's when one pronounciation slowly shifts into a different one.

what do you mean, Dürüm is more than Döner

>Sustainable
Well, I am on a keto diet. I try to eat under 10 grams carbs a day. Works pretty well too. It's just not very fulfilling but you get used to it.

I just want to get to around 80 and then build muscle.

Sugar is nothing but addicting, why do you think it's healthy to eat sugar? Also being fat also isn't healthy.

I lift weights every day and go for 15 km walks. I don't ever feel lethargic ever since I started this diet.

me im gif

Mario Gomez is a /bundes/ legend and he's also the most med & teutonic person ever

someone post the stolperharry pic

What the

was machst du bei den käsefressern?

The idea behind keto is stupid as fuck, but cutting out carbohydrates means cutting out all sweets and most processed food. That usually leads to weight loss all by itself

Well, if there is one thing Gomez has been consistently good at, it's missing.

yeah now that i think about it wir is kinda similar to mia but man bavarians must have been drunk LOL

I really hope for you this is the result of clean eating and a lot of exercise and not just straight out not eating. If it's the later stop right now, you're killing your body.

haha

Come on Union

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>I just want to get to around 80 and then build muscle
thats the stupid way to do it.

>Gentner
kek

Beinf fat also is stupid, fuck off.

modern German is the result of a sound shift that started in the South, drunk Bavarians are unironically the pioneers of the language

mir instead of wir is also common in the rhineland

kek

>when you go from gotze to auschwitz within 2 weeks

hmmm so its the dirty prussians that were drunk.. serves me right for doubting the lederhosen

>If it's the later stop right now, you're killing your body.
Not him but if he feels so great doing it why's that killing his body?

Pavard actually tried it, the absolute madman

He almost did it again

next LCIM here desu

it works because people are watching what they are eating.
you can do low carb, low fat or whatever if you watch your calory intake.
Or eat as usual and work out more

Studieren. Finds eigentlich auch nice hier. Die Käsefresser gehen voll klar. Wenn ich nicht ne deutsche Freundin hätte, die nicht ins Ausland möchte, würde ich mir ernsthaft überlegen, nachm Studium evtl. hierzubleiben. Aber so gehts wohl in ein paar Monaten zurück nach Schland.

it nearly worked

Why are you faggots so concerned about his weight? It's completely normal to lose that much coming off 90 kilos. If he started at 70 kilos and went down like that it'd be a different issue.

COME ON STUTTGART YOU FUCKING CUNTS

>Poonion
>Pooderborn
>Schüsseldorf
>Augschburg
>Mainzzz
good job
bundes ruined again

He is trying to sell his schoki, don't fall for it.

how do you know he isn't like 7'5?

That's a bit reductive, m8. But yeah, the german sound shifts started in the south, but not all of them went all the way through to the north.

was und wo wird studiert? informatik in delft?
und sind dir die holländer nicht zu links-liberal-globalistisch?

Mein Gott diese Spannung haha

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Mees [L20] -> Mesenhöler [L60] -> Messi

Because they are all fatties too lazy to do it like him so they downtalk.

>5 mins

staged as shit

ich liebe big boobs!

massive muscle loss, terrible for the organs as they're under supplied and last but not least when you finally eat again those kilos will be right back as the body will store everything it can get in preparation of another starving situation.

I loved this milk truck before she started shitting out kids.

holy shit that was shite. if stuttgart shits the bed and union is getting promoted they will take the fahrstuhl to 2nd again immediately.

>shitting out kids.
thats now how it works

schnarchtastisch fridays incoming

>2020
>Bundes
>Berlin VS Berlin
>2.Bundes
>Hamburg VS Hamburg
Why is this allowed?

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MUTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRR

Will shitgart go down for real?

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The holes are 2 inches apart. It's practically the same thing.

soooo boring lads. worst game of the year, but the fans are great

>2021
>münchen VS münchen

and 60 wont play 1st bundes...

they pee them out dude.

RAUS MIT DIE VIECHER

Lmao what is he doing

>stuttgart

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what an absolute dogshit game

UNION IN DER FICKEND ERSTEN BUNDESLIGA

THE ABSOLUTE MADLADS
BASED UNION

>0-0
>congratulations you're promoted

I seriously don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart >Shitgart

>Paderborn and Union playing in bundes
Abstiegskampf will be pretty boring

IMAGINE getting relegated because you couldn't score a goal against Union away

What a shitshow.
My poor GFs uncle bill be sad as fuck right now

>buttfart

Kaputtgart

Ossis > Schwaben

>Prutfart
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

where is the goal?

>union players actually hugging their fans

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

holy fucking shit

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Based pitch invasion

The absolute state

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>was und wo wird studiert? informatik in delft?
In Enschede. Keine MINT Meisterrasse, sondern KoWi.

>und sind dir die holländer nicht zu links-liberal-globalistisch?

Nö bin selber links-grün-versifft. Und ich mag generell die Mentalität hier. Ähnlich wie in Deutschland, nur ein bisschen mehr relaxed.

>babbys first troll

lol at that fat guy climbing the fence

>the polluted wasteland of Stuttgart

lads
lads

I just realised
WE WILL HAVE FUCKING BERLIN DERBIES

>"oh jesus that's not good"

Berlin cops on the pitch.
With their competence this might end badly.

>olympic stadion full of union fans and 10 hertha soys

guys is true that Stuttgarts population consist exclusively of turks wageslaving on 12 hour shifts at a mercedez factory?

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Why are Germans chimping out like this?

i bet it will be geisterspiele. union ultras will kill the hertha faggots.

based

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Imagine betting on Stuttgart.

i am loving it
people should be with the people

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>Stuttgart fans shooting rockets into the crowd on the field.

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oh my

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>turks
>working

??/

*kneels in respect*

Someone make a laugh at stuttgart thread

Has anyone just seen the pyro flying into the crowd?

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>showing "highlights" of the match
>not the based union players celebrating with the fans on the invaded pitch

>dat platinum blonde union bimbo

looks like a fuckdoll

>the city of Schnurrbart

TODAY IS ONLY PARTY GOING ON

>Hamburg
>Nürnbeg
>Hannover
>Stuttgart
JUICY AS FUCK

Of course. On the US stream the commentator even said "Oh jesus, that's not good"

webm?

Fucking arabs

she took the bogpill

kek

nice quality

>was wir heute gekämpft haben! mehr geht nicht

God, I fucking hate MUH KAMPF teams.

>"Oh jesus, that's not good"
what exactly? that union got promoted?

yes, that was worrisome

Enschede ist doch praktisch Deutschland :^)

the guy that said it is german though. whole hearted guy

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No the giant flaming projectile that went hurtling into the crowd on the pitch

>Prutfart
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Does Union have more fans than Hertha?

Steffen Freund

>yfw people catch fire

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that was hitzlsperger diving into the half-naked crowd of sweaty men.

F

Are US customers confused by the scenes right now?

pic please

>Freund
I wish he were my freund :(

well done, Union
well done

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One season ends, another begins in a few weeks, only to end again in a few months before a new one then starts.

>we win at last

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

based

>the virgin Hertha relegation loser vs the chad Union promotion winners

It was the German guy who said it. Pitch invasions are uncommon in US professional sports but are quite common in college sports. Flares are unheard of and would probably result in a mass evacuation and felony charges.

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More atmosphere than at the Bayern Meisterfeier :^)

>Nations League
>Copa America
>Mexico vs USA Cup
>Woamn Cup if you ike

Cmon, is the best time of the year

honestly might be the best ever bundes post

jesus

there is no inherent meaning in life itself.

They're literally using lighters to cut down the goal net.

Problematic.

this is deep

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>thinking literally anyone cares about the niggers from southern america
kek classic brazilians
Don't even get me started on the rest

>ban flares in stadiums
>allow guns

Pavard is the first world champion who gets relegated

tempus fugit

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But what about flare guns??

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>not liking Brazil vs Argentina Classic

no wonder your NT got BFTOed by South Korea and not got onto Nations League FInal Four

guy who threw that earlier today on facebook
>pyro technick is kein verbrechn

I'm sure after playing like pure fucking dogshit for the entire season he will help them get back up next season.

You now realize Gibraltar has more wins this year than Germany

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Aren't the people of Berlin the soibois of Germany tho?

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yes

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>Flares are unheard of and would probably result in a mass evacuation and felony charges.
All them triggered veterans kek you fucking pussies

would like to post webbum but cant rewind so much. will see if they show again

Exactly

Thx

No, that would be the people from Baden-Württemberg.

He will play for buyern.

>gib mir mal nen bengalo

maybe Polter can pay child support now

...

>auf was kann sich die bundesliga freuen

maybe berlin derby? a few red cards? lots of fouls?

about to move close to stuttgart this summer because of work and am not sure wheter to be mad not being able to watch 1.bundes or happy about cheap tickets in 2.

Yawn-o-rama list, but there will be the le Tour de France

What does Stuttgart need, other than everything, to be good again?

>about to move close to stuttgart this summer because of work
fuck off roach

Enjoy the traffic.

Berlin is "diverse"

You have granny nazis, hipsters, arab clans, turks, hippies, hobos, skinheads, communism apologists, students, tourists and banker cucks all in one big pot

more shitters battling it out at the bottom of the table

lmao the Hue commentarist toghout she was from union and called it beautful lmao

No berlin team in two years
Digits will confirm it

>move close to stuttgart
>wheter to be mad
you are already mad.

>cheap tickets in 2.
hehe, you wish

>Tour de France
i can enjoy both, Tour ends around noon here and the copa america games are at night

>thinking tickets will get cheaper
how new?

about to move to kassel this summer because of work. what am i in for?

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I enjoyed this

Cringe

they got cheaper at my current club but they moved from 2nd to 5th leauge

based user
find the bimbo fan and talk with her user

Get her for the night if she isnt married

I only really watch football during the World Cup or Euros.

7-1 and nothing you say will change it you monkey

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Look at the angle of that thing. Someone must have thrown that from super far away. Guy's got shoulder strength.

Cringe

I'm still laughing very biggest at it. Very funny

you should see the Copa-America Playoffs

the last 2 finals were on PKs

salty coins and milk

>2019
>still thinks that 7-1 triggers hues

7-1 was an necessary evil so we would rebulid our team (sadly we still rebuliding this shit)

user...

Fuck Coutinho for choking against Belgium, you would have won against France and Croatia

I don’t know. I will think about it.
I had decided to start going to Fremad Amager home games next season if they won promotion to Superligaen, but they slipped in the last round, so it’ll be very little football for me the next year.

yea, i agree with that, we were unlucky on that game

but that was also necessary, now media wants Neymeme head and stopped sucking his cock, if he chokes in copa america certainly he will get kicked out of NT with Tite

UNION LEUDE

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>wanting your best player to be kicked out
ok

What's your problem Yves? Go watch Schwingen or Unihockey if you like family friendl atmosphere

>3 Aufsteiger
>none of them is HSV

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we have better players nowdays, at least players that dont have ego and know play like him

Ew!

they took the best bundes pill

reschke rampe ausgeblasen

Deciding to watch /bundes 2/ matches this season has been a terrific choice. Seeing all these Union Berlin fans celebrating is absolutely kino. Next season cant come fast enough

at least it will silence the relegation critics for a while

Very selfish. Think of how exhausted the players would be if there season started tomorrow. Would definitely be too soon

i was wondering if there was people that were mad with only 2 teams got promoted by this system, before today

Blessed

I'm really happy for you, Pinoybro

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Does the mythology of the "virgin birth" (which recurs in many different times and places) come from the inability of autistic losers to accept that somebody great was born to a woman who got a load shot inside of her?

I just realized this is going to be Union's very first Bundesliga season. Nice to have some newcomers that aren't just corporate products like Hoffenheim or Leipzig.

Based

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Ive been away from Yea Forums for a few months. You can not imagine how cringy this whole boomer/zoomer meme shit is, to outsiders. Seems forced and unfunny.

Why do the new boomer ride lawnmowers? Thats some Hank Hill shit.
And I thought mainly teens and young adults drink energy drinks.

If they finish fifth next year, they will be European Union

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Thanks bros, Cant wait to see who will step up next season
You are correct sir, my apologies they deserve to party for as long as needed

It's actually a bit more dark than that, actually. Women being raped (or having a one-night-stand) needed an explanation to save face and invented stories of gods or mysterious strangers taking them - sometimes even as a coping mechanism. That's why there are so many virgin birth stories all over the world that slowly amalgamated into greater aspects of mythology as a whole.

This is a pretty good video on the subject:
youtube.com/watch?v=I4pETVSrlAY

Sorry, had to correct some things. Your support is noticed and appreciated.

see

kino

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Fischer is going to jail.

swr.de/swr2/programm/sendungen/am-samstagnachmittag/die-aufstellung-des-1-peter-handkes-geniales-sprachspiel/-/id=10710046/did=21975738/nid=10710046/1pgvcxc/index.html

who /kulturmensch/ here?

Harald Schmidt once recited it in his show

close, not bad! it’s a question from the wwm fußball edition with andrack as jauch.

>Bayern spent 30 million this fraud
Bayern spent 30 million this fraud
>Bayern spent 30 million this fraud
Bayern spent 30 million this fraud
>Bayern spent 30 million this fraud
Bayern spent 30 million this fraud
>Bayern spent 30 million this fraud
Bayern spent 30 million this fraud

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>Hitler salute while being bathed in Bavarian bier

good deal

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>Rasenballsport Verein Leipzig
>Hertha Berlin
>Union Berlin
Why can't Westliche Sojajungen compete with Eastern Chads?

>posting meme statistics again
ugh

Union is the only Ostklub on that list. Do your research, fatty.

Based DDR. Union Berlin in CL soon

aber Schade VfB :(

>aber Schade VfB :(
you actually spell it
>aber Schabe VfB :)

>Buttfart
Haha

Dont tell me what to do, faggot.

France basé as always

>hitler salute
>bavarian beer
typical american /bundespol/poster, retarded as fuck

They been absolutely terrible at transfers lately.
>Bayern spent more than 15 million on an MlelSoi meme when other Bundesu clubs are smart enough to tap up better kids from American academies for free.

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You lads think Thomas 'Hitz The Hammer' Hitzlsberger is top or bottom?
And do you think he will lead Stuttgart back to the bundes next season or will they pull a hsv?

thats just jt

>The Hammer
I think its obvious

Thomas 'Hitz The Hammer' Hitzlsberger will fuck HSV in the ass.

sometimes it pays to keep promises

>Hitz The Hammer
...

Been waiting for a special occasion to go out and buy Schneider's tap 7 will drink a good weizen to honor Berlin and its traditional love of weizen

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fuck you jannie tranny. you do it for free.

this didn't age well schabe user. get FUCKED and enjoy the very unenjoyable /secondbundes/.

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that's not a tattoo

I wasnt sure so I posted it to be safe

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Cute

youtube.com/watch?v=FJNzA57tTj0

I heard he once tried to rape Lehmann under the shower

God I wish that were me

youtube.com/watch?v=gq9ZvKYdajk

i have cooked. Chicken leg, boiled, plain rice and boiled carrots(with a bit butter). Ill have some Ajvar with the rice, its just to plain that way.

nachti

yes

I made chicken piccata and lemon curry chickpea--rice. Mmmmmm

daily reminder

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>jew. Club
>Buyern
every. fucking. time.

btw dont forget to thank urs fischer

Thanks based Urs for relegating cringe Buttfart.

Nuke Stuttgart, nuke all Schaben.

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thats what you get for sacking tayfun "tayfun korkut" korkut

>RB is much closer to Hamburg than to Bayern
>include them in the headline anyway
guess "Alle hassen Bayern" would have triggered too many customers.

>die den jew club hassen
OY VEY

>Mit der Aufarbeitung wollten Hitzlsperger und Sportdirektor Sven Mislintat schon an diesem Dienstag beginnen.
>Sportdirektor Sven Mislintat
wait when did that happen
miau

>70 day-fine for participating in a chant
Good to see that there is still JUSTICE in this country

Schade, einfach nur schade. Jetzt muss die ohnehin durch 50 +1, viel zu viele Stehplätze, viel zu niedrige TV-Erlöse etc. etc. in ihrer Attraktivität und Leistungsfähigkeit schwer angeschlagene Liga neben dem HSV auch noch vorübergehend auf den VfB - beides Zuschauermagneten 1. Kategorie - verzichten. Stattdessen Paderborn und UB. Schlimmer geht's (fast) nimmer. Tröstlich dabei, dass nächsten Sommer sicherlich wieder ein positiver Austausch für die 1. Liga stattfinden wird.

>you now remember that Schuttgart crashed out of the DFB Pokal in the first round against based Hansa Rostock
Schuttgart /notevenbundes/ 2020?

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Are Stuttgart, dare I say it, the new >Schalke?

it's very possible that >schalke will go down next season

>you now realize mislintat came to vfb just to get relegated

Not really. >Schalke keeps fucking up, but like a comic relief character they keep surviving their own fuckups without actually getting better. Stuttgart just got relegated, they got relegated in the past, and they got back up on their feet as a result.

Europa League playoff in /best bundes/ today

19:00 Rapid Wien - Mattersburg

7th place (winner of the lower playoff) against 8th place, one game for the ticket to play two games against the 5th place (Sturm Graz) for the last EL place

the move just proves that he's a massive manlet

wanted to say brainlet kek

yes yes

i wonder if the pinoy is ecstatic over union getting promoted

Redpill me on Paderborn
>2 consecutive relegations
>saved from a 3rd because >1860 munich
>somehow get 2 consecutive promotions back to bundes
how?

its a classic fahrstuhlmannschaft

2. and 3. are a huge memey mess where almost anything can happen.

yes like hsv still in 2nd /bundes/

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Paderborn does not belong in the /bundes/. Fact.

I hope that Köln goes straight down again and neither Schuttgart nor HIV make it back up. Would be ebin for us /bestbundes/ watchers.

brain amputated post

>apply for job
>get invited to interview
>interview goes well
>never hear from them again
>call them twice and demand answers
>boss wasn't there both times
okay getting ghosted by a girl is one thing, but this is getting ridiculous. why cant anybody say "no" into your face anymore these days?

seething Kölneger

I had a similar thing happen
>go to an interview
>doesn't go bad
>not so much as an email saying sorry you weren't successful
muppets

I can top that.
>great interview, everyone is happy
>email saying "we found someone even more optimal than you"
>mfw

>boss wasn't there both times
My boss usually does that to every caller.

Many such cases! Sad! The whole Fachkräftemangel is a wage dumping meme.

>being a taxpayer in 2019
laumi

You don't have a face?

It's a doggy dog world out there today you know

How true is this?

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What is that ugly wasteland next to Hannover? Wolfsburg?

Braunschweig/Salzgitter of course

Wolfsburg would be further north

lmao

mach ma wer neue alda sonst raste ich

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