Spain "terrified" of English hooligans ahead of CL final

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spanish police will batter the english fans
hopefully the english wont take it the wrong way and smash the place up

la guardia civil won’t hesitate to molest the fans

You know that's going to happen. As usual foreign police will take a completely over the top heavy handed approach to controlling a bunch of pissed up morons, and wonder why they retaliate.

*pisses on your streets*

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it happens everytime at the bernabeu with only 2/3 thousand and most of the madrid fans are plastic and not drunk or violent
it will be close to 100k all english all pissed

fear of locals or fear of authority ?

There have been some really angry Spanish posters lately in rugby and cricket threads. They seem to be getting better at shitposting

I hope the local police are heavy handed, get battered, and every street in that shithole city is covered in piss.

German, French and American tourists for that matter are 100 X better than lobster coloured brits.
t.been to south Europe and interacted with all of the mentioned

Wouldn't you be mad if you were Spanish?

Just imagine

I'm going to say the former. Remember though that also, depending on which city or region they're from, a fair amount of them do have an irish grandparent. I suppose the ones that would possibly cause drama here by misbehaving probably they don't want to come here in the first place. Generally we do get along with each other fine though.

who's gonna stop us?

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>it's funny because we are uncivilized alcoholic idiots haha
>look how nad they are because we suck! LOL

I think it's because Ireland is so similar to the UK that it doesn't really feel like a holiday.

>Last time I was in Lisbon there were a bunch of drunk Brits running around naked pretending to shove things in their ass in an area with kids.

Pure banter

Based Marc and Ibaka

Imagine being a virgin who doesn't go to foreign countries to speak nothing of the local language, disrespect the locals, drink all their beer, snort a lot of cocaine and get into fights that you can't win because you're too gakked and pissed to last more than 20 seconds.

Have sex.

Irish police would have trouble intimidating a 12 year old

are portuguese racist irl

Yet their fucking obnoxious spanish students have no problem coming here and shitting up the place every year.

No reason to misbehave in Dublin because you don't get all assmad over a bit of banter and a little fight. We only do it to see continental manlets seethe time and time again at our loutish behaviour.

Some of Ireland is still in the UK. Why do they behave badly on holidays? I never understood that, when I'm away I like to make friends with the locals and try not to upset people whether intentionally or not.

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Well they cause problems in the UK too, they just don't stop when away and they're a bit more pissed up than usual.
We have nice tourists as well but they don't attract as much attention.

i remember a spanish news article about portuguese students shitting up lloret de mar and the local were complaining we were behaving as english people.

truly our greatest ally.

It's not the 80s anymore...

I've heard they've started covering up all the fountains already

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so?

I don't get what's wrong with this.

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proud cultural tradition, bullying the spanish

every street in madrid is already covered in piss

>Some of Ireland is still in the UK
lmao
YIKES

>Lisbon
>Spain

>implying there is a difference

iberian scums

its called having a good time

Never change bongs

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Anybody who's been to Spain for a game knows Spanish police are absolute cunts

They basically look for an excuse to attack people, and have no interest in keeping order.

German police are the best in Europe

Just a bit of banter innit

literally spaniards but browner

Hundertschaften like to use their batons a lot though. Regular policeman are pretty based, i agree.

This. Guardia civil are like crazy monkeys looking for an excuse to hit you.

I even think they feel lucky to have this final.

Based lads, show them no mercy

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Hope Guardia Civil beats them all

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Don’t be such a poof, mayte

if you had English tourist in your coastal towns you would think differently

The Iberian BVLL

Germans and Dutch also drink a lot by the way and throw up, but they are not violent and destroyers like ENglish

Blessedly based

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pissing about in spain is an english tradition dating back hundreds of years

Ah yes, but being perfectly aware of the violent, corrupt, and disgraceful behaviour or French, Spanish, or Italian police is just xenophobia right?

no one cares monkey

English police have trouble intimidating 6 year olds

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German are not bad tourists, just like americans, they tend to be a cringeworthy but I guess it's the cultural gap.
The problem with brits is their chavs but even them are not the worst.
The bane of touristic places are the chinks who are absolutely disgusting (like shitting in the shower and cleaning their asses with the sheets) and have no manners at all (because they are basically rice peasant with money).
Russians are very rude too overall, especially when they are alcoolized (which happens very frequently).

t. worked in a hotel when I was a student

Chinks are filth

You can tell they come from a country and culture where human life has no value or meaning. They dont view other people as humans, they are simply roaches

they don't hold back

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No bully Portugal.

This but unironically. Police there loves to give fans a good beating.

Wait, is that the guy who pushed the guy into the fountain?

>Mayor, the Scousers....there's too many of them. Hordes of them! Our policia are overstretched!
>No worries Pedro, i've got us some outside help...
>*A silhouetted figure strides boldly into the mayor's office*
>So...someone mentioned something about a Scouse infestation?
>*Back in Black plays*

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Well this is why people dont like black people and its called racist.

Nothing will happen, if anything the police will congratulate the scousers for knocking out Barcelona.

the conversation that changed the world

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Russians are the toughest. They literally fucked up your country and English fans during the last euro and no one did shit about it.

It will be like Russia probably buses from airport etc

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the english were the ones that absolutely ransacked Marseille it was after that that the russians fucked up the english i remember it very well because we had lots of threads and mostly everyone agreed that had it coming

t. chang wang of hongcouver

if they're posting in rugby and cricket threads chances are they are britbongs on Erasmus

Very

Makes me proud

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>Anybody who's been to Spain for a game knows Spanish police are absolute cunts
correct

youtube.com/watch?v=Rp8H0c-L__A

They like attacking pensioners

and commies
youtube.com/watch?v=LWTnN0EEUhI

>not understanding epic bantz this hard

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Commies are based though

And romanian gypsies m.youtube.com/watch?v=_289YS4Uua0

lmao 5.52 is a great watch

Fear? Yeah whatever you say Mick. It's because you take a long weekend in Dublin with the missus and a week away with the lads in Magaluf.

and women, kids etc why do you think we hate them so much everything is freegame for them and if you try to fight back or sue tou are beyond fucked
you wouldn’t believe how shit the laws can get here when it’s about protecting the castes

damn i thought the french knew how to riot

I mean they say English but they mean Scousers. No trouble from Spurs, City, United, Chelski or Arslel fans in Europe this season or last.

youtu.be/eg7qsPGkJwE

>it will be close to 100k all english all pissed

Didn't both teams get like 20k tickets? It will be mainly European businessmen at the game.

haha, yeah

Rooligans are memes pushed by Die Luegenpresse.

English people are like nice chatters, while playing darts and having some pints; la.

I met many germans during my travels. They’re friendly and will be happy to do stuff with other people. The french always stay in their groups, their english is terrible anyway.
The English were not so bad, but the tourists you find in Asia or South america are not the hooligans or the drink, tattoo, piss, pass out ones you find in Ibiza/Algarve.

russians

Right. So the Russians fucked up the English, and exposed then as pussies

fuck off Hamish

I can't wait
youtube.com/watch?v=LQ415i3vUko

All the proper hooligans arent allowed to leave the UK when world cup games are on, hand in passports at local police stations etc whilst the russians had their governments support in going over there

>bring your missus for a Dublin weekend
>behave yourself out of fear of the missus
still fearful isn't it? Not to mention there's loads of stags come over here from England and don't cause much if any drama

English tourists are pretty based from my experience, but I have the impression there's a severe, countrywide alcohol problem in the UK. Every tourist that I've encountered seems to be an alcoholic, it doesn't matter if they are chavs from Blackpool, degenerate subhuman scousers, or posh londoners.

those are some large nuts

Hoping for a new Heisel or >96

brits drink when they go away
especially to shithole places to take the edge off it

t. unable to handle it

not many chavs would think of going to South America even if they could afford it, think how much worse it could be

It's the never-ending cycle of domestic abuse in UK and its consequences.

>behave yourself out of fear of the missus
Its more like
>I'd rather be trying to shag my wife than getting into a fight

you would be an alcoholic too if you had to live on this rainy grey rock of a country

That's true. I, for example am an waistcoat wearing rugby guy and would be interested in a holiday in south america.

Why were we ever part of the EU? This is third world policing.
Southern Europe is so incredibly 70s its unreal.

>trying to shag my wife
what do you mean by this?

>Southern Europe is so incredibly 70s its unreal.
It's honestly problematic, where are the minorities?

>shitting up lloret de mar

For me, it's Alcatraz

south america is very tolerant to homosexuals also

Nah.

The sheeple pack Will be kept locked in at designated sheeple sheparding zones, escorted heavily to the stadium, and back out of the stadium.

During the whole sheparding process some sheeple, the most dedidated specimens, will get drunk, "banter", be retarded, etc (can't help it, for King and Country, la'), they'll have their head smashed in by the bolis and back home with wifey, kids and subdural intracraneal bruise.

Nothing they can't handle and nothing out of the ordinary when it comes to football and english fans. It's part of the whole experience.

>That little white boy Caleb who gets dragged away by the black man and the police do nothing

Kek

Do the spanish have an equivalent to our Absolute Unit Units?

I hate alcohol. All anyone does here in their free outside the house is drink

That's a downside of reaching the 21st century.
I'm talking about the shit stirring policing, 90% smoking rates, high youth unemployment, driving like a fucking Indian, everything being late and completely unreliable, dog shit on the streets, severe lack of work ethic, genuinely still believing in god while raping and groping your way through life because your mum told you you could do no wrong.

Just send a couple of Russians and the bongs will throw themselves in the nearest body of water

I live in a small town on Vancouver island and our population triples over the summer with tourists. I don't really find any of them rude. They aren't really the rowdy kind, though. They are just here to look at big trees and go fishing.

I'd be an alcoholic too if I lived in a post-industrial shit hole where it rains 300 days a year.

Jesus

you talk as if getting wasted with the lads isn't loads of fun

bong women. you'd be drunk too turns a 4 to a 7

Nothing wrong with British women

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I realised how much we drink when I lived in America for a time. In the UK I drink about same pace as rest of my friends, little bit slower than my family. In the US I was drinking at like 4 times the pace as every American I hung out with.

heh

t. small baller

bunch of degenerates are going to madrid just to be in the city while the final is played even though they don't have tickets

Cope, the post

It's because you both act retarded

would love to see american "hooligans" take on anyone

kek

European countries with higher suicide rates than the UK
>Russia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Latvia, Belgium, Estonia, Finland, Hungary, Moldova, Poland, Iceland, Slovenia, France, Sweden, Croatia, Austria, Switzerland, Serbia, the Republic of Ireland, the Czech Republic, Luxembourg, Norway, Slovakia, the Netherlands, Denmark, Germany, Portugal, Romania, Montenegro and Bulgaria

Other notable countries with higher suicide rates than the UK
>Canada, the United States, Australia and New Zealand

lmao do you Yankcucks off yourselves because you have no history, no identity and no hope?

:^)

Liverpool fans "self police" like crazy and are zero fun

Spurs fans are utter filth so expect anything from them

youtube.com/watch?v=HQRDJ1JGVRk

i'd fuck her and disappear in shame after, only to do it again maiby 2 or 3 times more

>Liverpool fans "self police" like crazy and are zero fun
Can they be anymore contrived?
I remember they had a man hunt on a guy who bantered some chink in Barcelona

I do laugh at the thought of a few drunk Anglos shitting in a fountain and sending an entire city into meltdown because of it

It's not nice and I'll never understand why people save for months to visit a foreign land only to spend their time drinking until they can't walk, but if it riles just one perfidious sp*Niard then it's all worth it IMO

A footballing event is different, but as I've said before, don't advertise yourself as a party paradise or place with 'great nightlife' if you don't want young Anglos with too much money and a carefree attitude to behave in a drunken fashion

Liverpool: The City That Just Won't Die

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truth
and the Spaniards in particular whored put the country to mass tourism in a way few other countries have

Not killing commies on sight is going too soft on them t.b.h.

First thing people I know say about Paris after coming from vacation is mention the amount of niggers and arabs.We just dont like it when theres too much of a different race then ours around, nothing wrong with that.

>too much money
isn’t the problem due to flights to spain being so cheap in the first place

Strongly dislike Britain and its colonial spawn.

Educated Anglos and those who enjoy learning about culture and history and whatnot visit rural Greece, France and Italy. Hence why you don't hear many stories about Anglos behaving in this manner in Provence or Tuscany.

Wealthy and intelligent Anglos do move to Spain, but only to small villages in the mountains or La Mancha. The filth that is colonising Spain's coast are those who have recognised the value of pound sterling in a country with rampant unemployment and a desperate need for cash inflow.

Apparently ONE MILLION Anglos now live in Spain. I imagine most of them are Norf FC types, rarely interacting with a single Spaniard during their stay because they sleep, eat, drink, shit and spew in establishments owned and run by other Anglos. Supposedly, mayoral candidates in some Spanish towns are [partially] running campaigns in English so as to attract the Anglo vote, so numerous are they in places.

Not only that, but Anglos have always been an adventurous people. English youngsters explore the world in a way others simply don't, and in much greater numbers. It's natural that some of the stigma is swayed by the sheer prevalence of the swashbuckling Anglo overseas (not to say that there isn't an undeniable trend for alcohol-fuelled degeneracy, sadly).

PS. Scots escape criticism, somehow, despite Glasgow providing much of the British scum in Europe

Good

Guys I've just had some pre-marital sex. Ask me anything

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Apparently. Relations of mine are there now, because six days there were cheaper than a weekend in London.

You didn't let him cum inside, did you?

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do you wipe your ass from the front or back?

I came inside her obviously

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Why even wipe your ass when you can just take a shower?

>despite Glasgow providing much of the British scum in Europe

>one of the most deprived cities in UK
>having enough inhabitants that can afford to go abroad to make an impact
fuck off Nigel.

Maybe if you didn't spend your meagre wages on Buckfast, heroin and Mel Gibson memorabilia, you could afford to go beyond Hadrian's Wall

only right about youth unemployment
anyways i feel safe with my police and guardia civil, only undesirables get the batton, the would and have already given their lifes for a regular citizen.
dont know about brit police, all the videos ive watched they are running away or acting like fools.

I thought buckfast was Irish. Always wanted to try it.

based

Buckfast is brewed by monks at a monastery in Devon, South-West England, but it's associated solely with Scotland because it's what they have for breakfast (probably)

>the anglojews thinking the iberian bull police will not rekt them hard
lmao, this is not your shithole police lads

You are the Anglos' playground now, Miguel. One or two drunkards might get thumped in the head by a policeman, but it won't make up for several decades of us shitting in your fountains, pissing in your streets and throwing up everywhere lmao

Literally the result of their nanny state drinking laws. Up until around 2000, every drinking establishment had to be shut by 11.30pm and even newsagents or paki shops were technically not allowed to sell you any more booze to drink at home. This meant that people coming off work, having a shower and some food, etc. before hitting the pub at around 7.30-8pm would only have a few hours to "get the drinks in" and it literally was always a race against time to swallow as much and as quickly as possible.

In France or in Germany, where children are commonly given their first drinks by their parents at the dinner or even weekend family lunch and where bars, etc. usually stay open until people go home, this aggressive speed drinking culture never developed and it was always about enjoying booze and, for many, becoming a connoisseur of good alcohol (which literally no one is in england).

Tl;dr: Forbidding your kids to do harmful stuff everybody does just makes them do it twice as hard and recklessly when they do get the chance. Doing it together with them in a calm and safe environment is much more sensible.

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>a horde of sub-human barbarians coming to your country

and where is the funny part?

>Forbidding your kids to do harmful stuff everybody does just makes them do it twice as hard and recklessly when they do get the chance
I agree with this, otherwise your post is actually just mindless pop psychology that you've based around titbits of info you've accumulated from /pol/ and /int/ shitposts
The law in England is that children over the age of five can legally drink any quantity of alcohol at home or in private premises, and that alcohol can be purchased for (but not bought by) 16 and 17 year olds as part of a meal in a pub or restaurant. I agree that if children were permitted a small glass of ale, cider or wine once a week with a meal, they would be less inclined to view it as a forbidden fruit to be first experienced in secrecy with friends

Aside from that, alcohol-related deaths are considerably lower in the UK than either Germany or France (and indeed much lower than most of Europe). The UK's relationship with alcohol might therefore be seen as a 'man bites dog' story within the context of alcoholism and the adverse effects of alcohol consumption in the West.

Make him proud lads.

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>tfw half-millennium-old shitposts still precipitate outrage in spain
>tfw spaniards froth at the mouth like rabid dogs at the thought of 'leyenda negra'
>tfw spaniards actually devote time and effort to despising the anglo
kek

live by the sword....

Fucking based. Moving to Espana

We don’t fight or throw bottles. We shoot

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5:30-6:15 holy fuck that was kino, from the guy escaping the police to the police officer standing his ground with his friend on the floor

Falklands

jfc, user, you sound like a pussy

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>YOU BEAT OUR C TEAM I SWEAR

They drink it up the north. Cheap lager is our tipple of choice when knacker drinking.

Meanwhile, in Azerbaijan...

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isn't spain terrorized by drunken chavs year-round? now they actually have a reason to be there, i'd be scared too

Never understood this American definition of "pussy" being average pensioners and skinnyfat chavs who are willing to fight MMA trained russians bare knuckled for kicks.

Police brutality against British subhumans isn't xenophobia, it's a sport. Absolutely nothing happened in the Libertadores final, are Brits going to show again that they are less civilised than literal South Americans?

I could handle my own against them since i did wrestling in high school and some rec mma through summers thru college. It's a scary thought of these guys going against some drunk idiot who's never been on a 1v1 before.

Any of you anglos wants to play a rugby match this Friday?

guardia civil is not policia nacional

RENT FREE

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You forgot that scousers are some of the best sport fans in the world.

Portugal is one of the most left wing nations in Europe. Unlike most EU nations they don't have a relevant radical right populist party. They have a radical left populist party tho

I pity them

shouldn't host a party if you don't want a little ruckus

>Sir Francis Drake
>Sir
and don't you bloody forget it

Watch yourself leaf, this is a democratic socialist board.

part and parcel

No one is worse than Chinese insectoid tourists. Brits are probably second tho

>MARC
>IBAKA
>SCARIOLO
BASADO

He can give my butthole a good beating, if you understand my English

i'd be perfectly okay with this if you didn't act like pussy victims each time someone pushed your shit in

>JFs in charge of handling the banter

truth

tip for bongs, watch out for any cartoon vehicles...

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how many brits wil fall off balconies and die

Wahaay!
Absolute lads.

>Preemptively labelling the fans as trouble so your militarised riot police can beat the shit out them

Continental police are scum; they always do this.

I do that as well but only when I'm drunk too really haha

>last set of fans to chimp out in Manchester were from Sevilla

why are the Spaniards such loathsome hooligans lads?

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Sound a like a laff

Worst type of tourists I've ever encountered were French faggots (including wannabe frogs from leafland) and drunk Russians. Drunk Russians mostly keep to themselves tho surprisingly

We'll neither Heysel nor Hillsborough were caused by bolivians or somalians.

Heysel and Hillsborough are the unmistakeble trademark of the civilized anglos, so, yes.

>angloid gets upity
>based russian mongoloid mutts completely shit kick their """"hooligans"""""
>"those dirty commies, if our tough guys didn't had travel ban they would get fucked"

Death to all anglos.

What's funny is all the videos that will be made from these delusional idiots after the police bash their heads in
They're subhumans the brits

>worst tourist
That's chinese though

Sevilla, celta & atlético are the worst fans outside the stadiums

> And*lusians
There you go.

Not enough

Hot and bumsexpilled

based

Tbf ive always seen the real problem as being spirits. Even in households where teenagers drink with dinner, none prepare them for how fast you can get done on spirits
First time they go out, they see the price of jaegerbombs, drink 10 and end up at the bottom of a canal

CERO MIEDO.