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Its hoggei day :)
rusty peons
Lou from St. Louis
/ourguys/
Earthy
>teams Boston is worse than
>Canes
>Stars
>Caps
>Pens
>Ducks
>Preds
>Sens
>Sabers
>Kitties
>Ilses
>Kings
>Shorks
>Knights
>Oilers
>Flams
>Habs
>Jets
>Blues
>Flyers
>Devils
>>rags
>Wild
>Chicago
>Ted's
>Yotes
>Canucks
>Avs
>Bolts
>Wongs
Basically they're better than the laffs
3-1
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'd plant my seeds in her earth if you know what I mean
begga XD
FUCK TORONTO
FUCK APEHOOP
>lose
>still makes hoc seethe eternally
How do they do it?
>laughing is now seething
>no afternoon start
Garry's gonna get it
me on left
i'm thinking this is a based post
yes seething
like you’re boiling right now mate
Disgusting.
>hahahahaha you HAVE to be mad because >my team lost
Literally ROTFL
>this
>disgusting
It’s 2019, why don’t you colonize?
>this post
>not absolutely fuming
topzoz
What does it mean when my toronto looks like solid clusters of rocks
he’s ugly and fat
she smells like onions
>2017+2
>Race mixing
D I S G U S T I N G
>cope
Pretty sad got the lads in Halifax :(
It was /ouryear/
>hokkei is back
Woah hock is full of low test beta males who like men. Color me surprised
>posting non-whites
Not on my watch
Who would win, realistically?
t. 56%
Going to be surprised if Bruins lose this. They should at least sweep.
wood colonize then never return again
Earthy
Is game 1 a must win?
I think game 6 is a must win
And i know game 7 is a must win
No one wants to look at your fat sisters
I made an 10x stuf oreo
Ducks fans?
wood berry the right
the left and all like it need to be exterminated from the earth
earthy
>tfw no curryfu
Bruins desu
It looks like my s*men
Kings
Ducks are white
There is something horribly wrong with your semen
>being into non whites
Why?
>being gay
Why?
They themselves are nonwhite?
Couldnt tell you. Im into white women.
/hoc/ loves all pucksluts
Earthy
iktfb
but yeah at least the bruins will win the lee
>rejecting beautiful women
>I'm into women
Getting mixed signals here
This leaf gets it
white incels
>minnesotan mobileposter is seething at based brown girl posters
lmao!
Prefer it when women are white.
LÖIKÖ MÖRKÖ SISÄÄN
Yes but not their fans
have sex
>non whites
>beautiful
Okay Ahmed
Post Québécois Qutes to counter spell shepajeets
t. magomed magomedov
Based
>tfw no curry bj after the game
have fun with your Filipina/Thai gf
I think we might have to go full Français on this one.
>2019
>hating on ethnic hotties
find nice woman, enjoy life.
Why hate frens?
C U T E
Brazilian actually, but thank you
There is no room in /hoc/ for your kind, roach. Shoo shoo
hoc is a place for pasty white angry virgins
reckon I'm the only one here who's had sex with a black women
>implying you can't be a pasty white virgin who wants brown pussy
memes aside never fall for the latina gf meme bros stick to the pictures.
Thats just being a degenerate
yes we have both kinds here as you can see by the thread
>I dont like pretty women
Ok faggot
I’ve only sex 2 women and they were both white
Even the fans
Thats not unusual for your flag, jamal
>non whites
>pretty
I do like pretty women, not my fault your standard is that of a beetle
hon hon hon
It’s time
Ive had sex with... 20 women and 56% of them were white
Shant be talking to a faggot anymore sorry
Now thats what i call beautiful
>t. A literal degenerate
i got you bro
who you got tonight btw? im thinking the bruins get it done and will ultimately win the series in 5-6 games
Nice! A girl who can double fist.
>lol look at me I have 2 (Two) drinks I must be really fun
>that fucking 5 head
>jew nose
Your standards are just as shit
so... this is the beauty of white women..... wow............
Yes faggotry is degenerate glad you are finally admitting that to yourself
Smells like incel lads.
Let it go lad, people have their own taste.
Let us come together as followers of hoc
I'll let it go once he admits theres literally nothing wrong with liking attractive women that arent white. I could give a shit less if he likes them but fuck him for claiming there is anything wrong with it. Attractive women are attractive.
>93007678
Thanks for reminding me of why I never come to this contrarian shithole anymore.
reminder /hoc/ is for straight white men who lost their virginity in high school
>non-whites
>attractive
We gonna keep doing this?
>I love cock
I guess well be the eternal /hoc/ meme
Can we discuss hockey and not “muh no GF ;_;”?
Never said that. Cope more degenerate
Bruh, you wouldn’t?
calm down sparky there's some cute subhumans out there ok my b
No. Only pure non-sunbelt genetics for me
You're a faggot tho
Faggots love cock
You didnt have to say it
Too bad you won’t pass yours on tho
>implying
Youre just furthering the "leafs are into animals" meme with your taste in women
Of course he wouldnt. More accurately she wouldn't him.
>hes into animals
Ah well now it makes sense
lmao, I've fucked the chick on the top right
Starting to think this Leaf defending coloureds so vehemently is a non white himself
Hoc is low test
have sex
gentlemen, please
kings AND ducks fans are both stinky smelly beaner
Based
Imagine the smell
Hello newfag
>kessel told pedosoda to fuck off
Based, now where does he go?
no subhuman mutts for me kthx
For me, it's rooting for the Bloos less because I want them to win and more because I don't want Bombston to win.
>t. Subhuman
For me, it's ducks boipussi
To LA
>bruins/blues scf begins tonight
>vegass gelded niggers op
reaching levels of relocanes cancer
Praying for controversial call after controversial call lads.
stay obsessed brah
nuuuuh
Pajeetas can be really really cute and nice, but you have to deal with their Indian families. Shame desu
t. live in a Indian-heavy part of NJ and dated one for a few months
shorks aren't playing tonight though
They have terrible feet though
I EXPECT TO SEE A LOT OF BOGGPOSTING AND BETTMAN PHONE CALL POSTING TONIGHT
this year more than ever we have seen that hockey is a scripted sport.
In what world do ALL wild card teams beat the first rounders, only to ALL get swept, and have the FUCKING blues in the finals?
Come on now.
>feet
have sex (with a vagina)
I think its called a Vagene over there?
>spam every thread
>yur jus obsezzed
kek
I think SEETHE is up next...
>Kids around here these days, like they never heard a shitty NIN album.
>nobody talking about them
>he spams Vegass
They're the new pedosota desu
>trading your future for max patches
Will my debbies pick Kaapo Kakko?
Guys I'm tearing up, Finlandia is beautiful
Broke:thinking kappo and Hughes will be the stars of this draft
Woke:thinking krebs and cozens will be the stars of this draft
no
Fuck off >rags
>rags
>K A A P O
>A
>K
>K
>O
Teemu mäkin itken
the metro is so shit now that the >rags make the ploffs next year and ted and islels crash and burn cap this post
>isles crash and burn
Sure Jan.
>6 mil for 25 goals
the fire has already started
i'm sure your older than average team with no offense that coasted on an inflated shooting percentage and hot journeyman goalie will repeat their success.
You do realize that Brock Nelson is a key scoring player and one of the few centers on the market? I think he keeps his production up and gets better again.
And I’m sure the >rags will combust thanks to having barely any defense and needing to rely on hank again as usual. But enjoy that finn lmaooooooooo
nice cope. it's not like you had a youth movement you're celebrating making it to the second round mostly with cast off vets playing a meme defensive system that went to shit with average goal tending.
Reminder I’m the hottest goalie in /hoc/
>17 GAA
>27 yrs old
>couldnt even beat his peak output in a season where everyone had 30+ goals
overpaid
I thought /hoc/'s goaler of choice was ol' KJ, with his 17GAA?
>3-1
>3-0
>/hoc/ is talking about their favorite team again
let me off this ride
And? I can’t be happy for my team at all? Isles have a nice prospect farm and they have plenty of options this offseason. They could trade boychuck so dobson fills his place, and they could go after guys like nyquist or skinner or even panarin. It all depends on what lou does
>rags
>playoffs
>I can’t be happy for my team at all
No, /hoc/ is a cesspool of seething manlets pissed off about their own shitty franchise so they take to the anonymous forums to shit on other teams
ntc desu
>lmao enjoy drafting one of the most exciting offensive prospects in years rags fags
>s-stop bullying me let me be happy about my overachieving team
kys faggot
speaking of which, will the oilers ever not be shit?
case in point
seething manlet pedosotan
maybe go back to r3ddit or hfboards
I think he will be nice to see playing against the 4th line. He will do well for a murder from clutterbuck and martin
You seem upset
coon's back
t. seething manlet
i just want all the players to have a good time
t. kid diddler
i think everyone who doesn't win the cup should get a different trophy to make them feel better
__________ is going to win the 2019 Conn Smythe
do you happen to have a kid who plays sports but is terrible at all of them?
Are there coons in Sweden?
Nope, they're an ameri-animal
yea i guess my girlfriends bull isnt very athletic
Fun fact. Raccoon in swedish is tvättbjörn, which translates to "wash-bear"
So let’s assume the >rags do get all those players they want, like panarin, kappo, trouba, etc. do they make the playoffs or fuck up?
no because they have no defense but then again the metro is such a meme anymore
With lundpads? kek
That is fun :3
they are pretty weak down the middle and their defense isnt that good. they missed the ploffs this year by 20 points, dont know if they can get an extra 10wins with just a few additions. most rebuilds take like 4-5 years before the team starts being a playoff contender.
possible, but not likely not until after their D corps matures a little. They won't go far even if they do make it beforehand. When Lundqvist hands over to Shestyorkin, they'll also have a much better chance
Wow what a great thread. Not really
Thank you :)
It comes from the fact that coons like to sometimes wash their food (as you may know). Just like the poor fellow here is trying to do with some cotton candy
:'(
soon
Think I'll start drinking
what took you so long
This so much this
I hope they gave the poor dude some more tbf
A bit ahead of you my friend
IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL
thinking we should drop our title of best hockey country to binland tbhon
cup three since 93 baby
>cokenetsov
wew
what?
whos that
might have something to do with their behavior. when i've set out water bowls for them to drink from they often wash their hands, and occasionally food items, in the water basin.
nothing, just Kuznetsov doing some yayo
Based and Lehteräpilled
kek Kuznetsov is a retard
youtube.com
thread theme
based
Based cute little fuckers
>tfw no animals who clean themselves and their food in bowls of water you put outside
Good for him tbf
how can iihf allow this blatant racism
ask the magic conch shell hockey questions
posts ending in:
odds - yes
evens - no
dubs - nothing
Škoda
Actually considering buying a Skoda tbf lads
Will da bloos win the cup
been using 2015ish(not sure) Octavia and it's a good basic car
Based and cokepilled
Skoda is when you combine a dip of skoal with a dip of kodiak
Yeah, considering something along those lines. Don't need anything fancy, just need to be able to get to work, and haul some luggage if needed
how much are they paying this lazy slav again?
About to pack your luggage for you and haul you out of /hoc/
it doesn't matter
Remember what happened to Mike Richards? His contract will be terminated
The trunk is fairly big I'd say also
BROOOOONS
Not sure you'll be able to pick up my heavy heart
Thanks, that is the impresson I've got
>kuznetsov is a cokehead
what a surprise
mike richards was doing cocaine and mdma in burgerland, where it is illegal to posses those drugs. depending where he is it might not be illegal to possess cocaine.
probably ton of dudes on coke desu the nhl's drug testing is a joke.
I really hope Marchand starts some shit and gets the hatred going. Every series in the last few years has been boring
doesn't coke only last a few days in your system? i assume they all just go nuts in the offseason with coke
>marchand scores goal and dives like orr
nothing wrong with a little coke habit as long as you can afford it desu
yea thats what mike richards said a few years ago, the league never changed it rules or drug testing policy since then. dont know why you think players would just suddenly stop doing them.
>marchand scores with the mother of a Blues-player and posts a pic about it on social media
>scores a shorty in the third to cap off a 7-0 Game 7 win
>Marchand calls the ref the n word
>Marchand retires and becomes a ref
>Marchand bets the farm on the bloos and throws the game
>Marchand gets called the n word
the blues losing would be hilarious
>implying the Cup celebration isn't about doing cocaine and fucking bitches
these guys probably go mental during celebrations/parties
there are only about what, a dozen actual black players in the entire league, how many black refs could there be?
Now THIS is a timeline
how does it feel to be on coke?
Makes you want to change music and talk loud
You really don't realize it working but you just go go go
Chara with the coke too.
are there changes in visuals at all? smoking weed doesn't make you hallucinate but it changes your vision. it's hard to describe, it's like almost is everything is slightly shaky
makes you anxious and sweaty
Thinking about supplying Finland with arms so they can invade Åland
nah
unless you've been up for a couple days
Currently watching my hick neighbors pool pump fail and spew the entire contents of the pool into his yard while getting pre drunk for the SCF.
Go B's, FUCK the Blose and FUCK the Midwest
>Finland invading Finland
high IQ move
There's no need brotha, they good.
I have 2
Reminder Åland are Swedish apologists
>invading land that is already making you money
low iq move
took them long enough
is it a real pool, or an inflatable pos like every poor family who wants to "experience" playing in water has?
The idea is to expel the swedefag population and colonize with proper Finns
Makes me want to rant about whatever pops in my head and slam back beers. It's kind of fun
Inflatable pool of course, it's even funnier because I'm watching it deflate at the same time
>turn a winning concept that is making you money into a losing one
still a low iq move
i don't like the idea of my heart going 100 mph, sounds fucked
its not really a drug that you take when sitting around doing nothing
but the caps were eliminated
russians won bronze though
should everyone experience at least one drug high/trip in their lifetime, or at least everyone who isn't at risk of killing themselves immediately because of it, just to see what it's like? (you know what I mean–people with chronic heart conditions, severe mental/physical disablities, etc)
are there any videos of him doing the lines or are they just on the table near him?
weed is worth trying once since it's relatively safe, but that's about it. drugs like LSD are said to be safe but people have a breakdown and never return all the time
>this asshole is forced to interview marchand for the next 4 games
kek
name one time
weed is hardly even an experience. an acid or mdma high is something that you can never experience otherwise.
I don’t know why this pictures makes me chuckle like an idiot every time
I was pro-legalization, smoked it a few times with a friend, and now I'm staunchly anti-weed
>drinking all day
>probably going to pass out before the game even starts
fug i need to eat something lads
Have a döner lad
bacon sandwich most likely, sven
basically all i've got in the house
damn
I am prepared for utter disappointment to see what these quints were after the six 9s and 0s yesterday, pic related
an ex pink floyd member is famous for it. he had a nervous breakdown from LSD and never returned
>On 5 June 1975, on the eve of Pink Floyd's second US tour that year, Gilmour married his first wife, Ginger. That day, the band were completing the mix of "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" when an overweight man with shaven head and eyebrows entered, carrying a plastic bag. Waters did not recognise him. Gilmour presumed he was an EMI staff member. Wright presumed he was a friend of Waters, but realised it was Barrett. Mason also failed to recognise him and was "horrified" when Gilmour identified him. In Mason's Pink Floyd memoir Inside Out, he recalled Barrett's conversation as "desultory and not entirely sensible". Storm Thorgerson reflected on Barrett's presence: "Two or three people cried. He sat round and talked for a bit but he wasn't really there."
he invited you to his gang?
That'll do friend, that'll do. It has the most important ingredient at least, fat.
yes people with heart conditions should definitely do blow
Barrett was probably drunk af also
that’s why I only fuck with magic mushrooms
he was high on lsd basically every day for years, thats not really the same as trying it 1 time.
pacing myself so I don’t get too smashed
It goes to show that Atleast 3 to 4 countries can win in hoc at any given moment
>unlike every other sport which is dominated 1 or 2 countries/teams...
brian wilson too
ahh based kuz
wish I had some blow
turns out schizophrenics abusing psychedelics is a bad thing
If the Broons are so bad, how did they win the conference?
puck luck
veteran playoff experience
Racism
gary
For me it’s the following
OHL/QMJHL centers
WHL Defenseman
Swedish D-men
USA goalie
Finnish wingers
>Swedish D
yes
swedish defense is pretty bad though. what you want is swedish offense
and no russians ofc
frog winger - ontario center - finnish bull
prairie farmboy - smooth skating swede
russian tendie
>USA goalie
enjoy winning nothing ever
yes loui eriksson
What makes a manitoba/saskachewan D-man better though?
whats more important for a cup contending team? a vezina tier tendie or a norris tier dman?
thinking this is the post
no hill billy fans
Tendie
getting hot at the right time 2bh
>finnish goaltending
Hello yes is this the interracial thread?
Hot and having everyone click. Look at what happened with the blues and Schwartz
young finnish bull forwards
young finnish bull dmen
old finnish bull coach/gm
french canadian goalies
I’ll take all of the cups now thank you
exactly
I’d sneed her feed and seed if you know what I mean
For me, it's the Denver Broncos.
hey guys, guess what?
there is a large wasp stuck near my window. i opened the window all the way but he is too stupid to get out.
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I'll be here forever guys
Only bees deserve help
tendie and doesn't even have to be vezina tier just playing well.
wasn't Brodeur supposedly carried by great defenses throughout much of his time in NJ when he won a bunch of Vezinas? that might be an example in favor of the defense choice if so
also this
yes but if you want to "experience a drug high" make it something like Mushrooms or Acid, these are all about the experience and not really addictive. With things like stims you can basically imagine what will happen, and you're decently likely to spend too much time and money on them
yeah but back then people didn't figure out how to beat the trap like they do now
I can highly recommend mushrooms if you're at all interested in a "psychedelic" experience. It's bassically 4-5 hours in a waking dream and then you come down real peaceful and relaxed. add a natural setting and you're guaranteed a really cool day
i don't, please elaborate
the dude who's out there for the full 60 minutes every playoff game
its more like dmen arent immobile refrigerators who can hold you up nowadays
more of a team defense thing
he's saying he would like to suck her, fuck her, and then chuck her
Well yeah but dosing magic shrooms properly is pretty fucking essential to keep the trip fun especially if you havent used them that much
Mfw was at a party and ate too much shrooms once and flipped
Formerly Wine ‘em, Dine ‘Em, and 69 ‘Em
having Scott Stevens giving the opponents massive brain trauma definitely helped him out
What's LSD like? I may actually have the opportunity to try it soon
i did shrooms and watched this laser boomerrock show one time. it was pretty dope. thanks for reading my blog.
I for one was at my home and still tripped hard and it wasn't pleasant after it. Some things cleared up tho. I do not regret that trip.
Brodeur benefitted from trap hockey, and so did hasek, CuJo, and turco to an extent. The devils had guys like stevens who also smushed people and basically one like which battered people and scored goals. Not saying brodeur is shit, but he really benefitted from that style of hockey at the time
Saw Laser Floyd after drinking a bottle of tussin shit was so cash
Good but I’m dabbed hard now
It’s like you smoked so much weed that you lose all focus on the world
6 hours of funs followed by 6 hours of trying to fall asleep
yeah thankfully I never had that happen to me. Set and setting is absolutely key. I think most people who have a "bad trip" are just because they dive into like a 4-5 gram dose out of the blue with no idea what to expect. I made some mush tea with a buddy of mine and we went for a walk talking about trippy things and looking at the clouds and birds and stuff. It was one of the few truly spiritual experiences I can say I've had
you will see some crazy things, not necessarily things that arent there, but things in your peripheral vision will fool you. the bad part is that you will still have extremely dilated pupils for hours even after you have come back down.
I know you guys think UT is cringe anyway, but watching him talk about basketball is truly sad. dude's completely out of his element in his "guide to the 2019 NBA finals", just repeating "dude you got btfo because [reason everyone fucking knows why said team got btfo] and one or more of
>just nuke it all
>good luck paying your big star next year
>you will never win with [player]
>wow lol you surprised me too bad it was all for naught"
for every team not named the Warriors or the Raptors.
>Paul kariya gets fucking heemed and gets back to score a goal
>gets brain damaged and can’t remember that goal
The sheer power of stevens
one time in high school i drank a bottle of tussin and wrote a whole manifesto
wish i still had it
he reminds me of that wave of try hard "comedy" team blogs circa like 2009 but worse since it's in video form so you have to hear him. not for me, man
big game tonight, lads.
My experience was 1 hour of "oh god this was a bad idea" 2 hours of wandering around my house looking at colors that might not have been there, 2 hours of talking to my equally high friend about nothing, then about 20 hours of "please make the high stop". Jaw hurt for the next 3 days.
I'd do it outside in nice weather, I did acid in the desert around a bunch of red rock in a canyon next to a river with friends and shit was so cash
>Jaw hurt for the next 3 days.
all that smiling will do that
hey gary i know you're reading this is one good series too much to ask this year?
that's where you're wrong, kiddo
Based.
>the team you're rooting for in the final
>your favorite TES race
Broons
Orsimer
on shrooms and acid there is a chance you end up clenching your jaw very tightly for hours without really noticing
>implying I give a shit about tool-enhanced speedruns
Was more laughing than smiling desu. Everything was really really funny after I stopped feeling like I took fucking meth. Going from complete sobriety, never been drunk never been high or whatever to LSD was a massive shock to the system.
Do you think it would be as bad for me? I've had semi-regular experience with weed and liquor since my teens (and amphetamines, but that's just because I used to take ADHD meds)
thinkin bout cocaine
that dude is the definition of reddit. /hoc/ youtube is Shannon and this nigga: youtube.com
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fuck off beaner, we’re talking drugs
2
which one is better?
if you do something like go to a concert
it can be a lot of fun but if you are just sitting around doing nothing you might end up having weird thoughts
nah mate if you have a bit of experience with drugs you'll be fine. it's really all about the mindset and good setting in my experience anyway. so like, I wouldn't do it around people I don't really know because I tend to get anxious
Probably not. According to my very drug addicted friend who dosed with me, that stuff was pretty strong too. Plus if weight has anything to do with it, I'm a supreme lanklet. Was 6'1 140 at the time. I had just about everything working against me.
based
I've always wanted to try psychedelics, especially mushrooms, but I'm still a bit worried. Which kind of drug is least likely to completely fuck me up or cause permanent damage? (for instance, I heard LSD can burn a hole in your brain, idk if that's actually true or not but still)
Gotcha. I'd just be doing it while chilling with a friend who has about as much drug experience as me, if I do decide to say yes.
based even though i got banned from Yea Forums for making that rbg thread
the other user is right, its a lot about the mindset. your thoughts tend to snowball quite easily when you are tripping so if you start having depressive thoughts you can start having a bad trip. if you are just chilling with your bros in a comfortable environment you should have a good time.
I felt like shit the day after, like just totally mentally and physically exhausted, but it was still a really fun experience.
Burning a hole in your brain just means you changed your personality
getting closer to anthem time boys
soon™
YEAH I'M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD
eastern euro skill wingers
swedish c1 and c2
north american bottom six
american defense
one meme manlet d to run the peepee
canadian goaltender
a chippy forward from a non-traditional hockey country to scratch most nights
Shit song AND shit team
i was the opposite after shrooms, it was a good trip and i was absolutely transcendent the next day
well you're gonna LOVE tonight's pregame show then
>Yes, I saw this video appear on the network. I do not always have something to do with what is happening next to me. I have never used drugs and I am not going to get involved in this. If I have questions, I am ready to undergo a medical examination at any time.
>This video year. It was the summer of 2018 in Vegas, when we won the Stanley Cup (with the “Washington” ). By the past World Cup is all the more irrelevant. I just went to my friends in the room. When I saw what was happening there - unfamiliar women, strange substances on the table - he called a friend and left there as soon as possible.
>It is a pity that someone decided to catch the HYIP just now - at the defeat of the national team. I have nothing to hide, let it remain on the conscience of the one who posted this video.
sorry about the shitty translation, it's from a russian site
>he burned my patch
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One time I drank a whole bottle of Tussin and ended up trying to get with my sister
we’re going to make it
post pics of sister?
>he burned my patch
What does that even mean?
Looks a bit like this
also, let's go Preds! haha
Based Saskatoon
Thinking about cocaine and Russian slags
Anyone here play super blood hockey?
>Yes, I saw the video on the internet. I don’t necessarily have anything to do with what is going on around me. I never used drugs and have no intention to get into it. If there are any questions, I am ready to undergo testing.
>The video is a year old. It happened in summer of 2018, when we won the cup in Vegas. It has nothing to do with the World Championship at all. I just came by the room where my some people I knew stayed. When I saw what was going on there – unfamiliar women, unknown substances on the table – I called my friend and left as soon as I could.
>Unfortunately, someone decided to catch some notoriety just now – after the [Russian team] lost. I have nothing to hide, let this be on conscience of whoever posted the video.
some caps fan blog got a russian to translate
One time I drank a whole bottle of Tussin and actually cheered for the Teds
did you score?
No man
mushrooms are harmless as long as you have a babysitter
>i already went over the script with the refs. the magnets have been activated, right?
Yeah, you can beat the other players to a bloody pulp but can you blast beautiful blueline bombs from a blonde haired boy? This is very important.
your "patch" is your airsoft team or group. The kid stole some gear from them or something
mocking reddit is funny but you still had to go to reddit and read through to find that, faggot.
silver peon fans are so obsessed with the shorks they visit their reddit page every day
yeah I remember LGBT elimination night. Did collage-user ever come through with the collage of that based night? Haven't been lurking here in a minute
I got myself a soiboy machine a few weekends ago and I can't stop playing. The franchise mode is wicked addicting.
does anyone really care about hockey players doing blow?
>#Kuznetsov - to @sportexpress about 'cocaine tape': I've never ever took any kind of drugs, I'm not going to. I'm ready to pass every medicine test to prove it. The tape was filmed in Vegas last summer. When I got there are prohibited drugs & unfamiliar woman, I left the room
only when they get arrested for it
(jarret stoll)
think about them children!
>15 burger shekels for pixelshit
lol no
they're probably just fishing for a story and hope it gains some traction/internet fame. How can anyone act shocked over professional athletes celebrating a championship with coke and thots? The author of that lives under a rock or is mormon or something
One time I drank a whole bottle of Tussin and ended up getting away with a murder
I'd imagine the caps and the NHL probably care if it's on video and becomes an embarrassment. I wonder if Kuzy gets his contract terminated. I personally don't give a shit but as a business I might
Oh, fair enough. He got what he deserved then, even if the revenge was a tad bit autistic
reminder that Zack Kassian got traded from the Habs after the instagram slut he was partying with crashed his car while they were all high as kites
based kuz saying he's ready to pass a drug test that the PA would never legally allow him to take. i'm convinced.
it kinda sounds like to me he saw that someone had their phone out filming whatever and he recognized that and left or just damage control
t. exposed vegass redditor
playing runescape until the game comes on
Hey, arcade style games are fun.
grow up
Please gz
>I wonder if Kuzy gets his contract terminated.
Not a fucking chance lmao.
is there really this much of a stigma around drugs? we should accept and celebrate tranny fucking but something that every celebrity and rich person does should be admonished
if there is no actual video of him doing lines i dont know if they can terminate his contract. jeff carter pretty much admitted he was doing drugs and rather than deny it, he just said lol everybody does them who cares.
only satanists take drugs. Just say no.
nfl players are on video beating the shit out of women and they just get suspended for a couple games.
who cares if a player is doing some blow and gangbanging a thot after winning the cup, it's not a big deal.
lots of people have realized legalization is important to stop gangs and cartels but there are a ton of other retards who always yell >think about the children
kuzy is a good boy and would never touch drugs or a loose woman
>Nick Cotsonika @cotsonika
>Bettman said @NHLSeattle_ is making great progress on all fronts, including arena and name.
GIVE ME THE FUCKING NAME ALREADY LEIWEKE
Not appreciating all the bullying going on towards Canada, Pekka. #endbullying
shut up patel
incel
nigger
thoughts?
Yes.
If you take psychedelics, be in a safe secure location for the come-up with people that arent crazy assholes and you should be good. you want to avoid bad trips because theyre like living nightmares
>not maplestory
Non white
smoking weed already makes me super paranoid and trip out, i imagine taking shrooms would make me a schizo like sam
t. Omar bin Saleem al Farouk
Thot
i'm a blues fan and i'm super pumped for tonight's game! how about you guys???
i think its mainly out of touch boomers who think that keeping drugs illegal makes it harder for kids to get. when i was in highschool it was possible to buy weed and mdma without even leaving the school, but if i wanted to get alcohol it was much more difficult. prohibition is a total fail and complete legalization cant come soon enough.
t. non straight
t. prab raj avneet sohal
man-jaw
I like to drop acid from time to time and watch fucked up films. Last time it was Only God Forgives. Really the perfect choice.
>blues fan
>having hope/excitement/any positive emotion
bandwagoner detected
>you must fuck everything with a vegene or you're gay
sound like an incel lad.
please win game 1
>only 4 (four) games left this season
I'm a diehard Bruins fan but my west coast team is the Blues. Couldn't be happier with this match-up. You guys really turned yourselves around. Best of luck bud!
>she's non white therefore unattractive
have sex ya incel
haha i'm not a bandwagoner!!!
what's a bandwagoner?
the blues are closer to the east coast than the west coast tho
Good dmen. The Norris is a meme, depth and responsibility with the puck is better
I just mean by NHL standards. I wanted a team they could play in the final.
don't worry the bruins will win at least one game maybe two with some refpuck
brandi is based
Post the Bruins succubus.
xheattle dickgirls
I’m going to say it
this triggers /hoc/
Remembering my relatives who fought and died for my freedom
cody is lucky as FUCK
my man looks like he used to weigh 400 lbs and dropped all the weight
based double champ
same to you. i hope the blues win but really we're just happy to be here
>bruins succubus
you mean like this? the bruins are back, baby. lol dumb trannies
>muh military
>muh freedumb
faggot hill billy
foods almost done
wow a clean grill, i'm impressed
ahh yes because only "meme" dmen play 25-30+ minutes a game in every situation while scoring 60+ points
I’m not ted
i know, or everything would be dirty
game 1 isnt as important as game 2 tbqh
why yes, I do. they are thoughts of having sex with that woman. they are nice.
so is every Central team. the NHL is so top-heavy with teams that are truly "in the east" that the line has to be drawn somewhere.
if they really wanted to please autists who get triggered by geographical incorrectness, they could just scrap the East/West alignment and go to a AL/NL thing like Major League Baseball or the NFL's AFC/NFC. I don't know how one would split the teams up fairly that way, but it's a thought.
>93013058
why do so many retards confuse memeing-on with triggering/obsessing? it is truly top cope
are you using propane and propane accessories?
my brother’s dog is over here pissing all over my yard if that counts
Servicemen used to be regular people like you and I
how drunk are you?
why is ted such a disgusting fat slob
90 minutes
Actually triggers Reddit. /hoc/ is indifferent to Vegas.
THE BRUINS ARE BACK, BABY
like regular amounts of drunk
I’m not the user you’re asking but I thought I’d tell you
3rd on the right looks like Q from impractical jokers
Is Brad playing tonight?
no he got suspended for calling lil nas x a nigger at the arena before the game
teams dont like the heavy travel and jetlag so they really are against that idea. it works for handegg because they only play 1 game a week so they have time to adjust and boreball teams usually play a few game series before travelling again. boreball also doesnt have the same physical demand on all the players so the jetlag isnt as obvious.
taking a fat stinky Vegas right now lads
me on the top left
get to work cuck, make the new thread.
yes massa
who was nominated for the norris this year? exactly, shit tier meme point scoring dmen
how do you even make a new thread?
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