Its totally legit you can only buy a crate but £40 seems a bit steep, anyone want to chip in and buy a case with me to taste this beautiful british energy drink?
The recent court papers said they have produced cans with nothing inside of them so if you think a case with empty aluminium cans is worth 40€ go ahead
how did kimi end up p17 ? was driving through bad service areas and stream kept shitting itself
Gavin Clark
Where's the downforce coming from?
Aaron Parker
shit car and even shittier strategy
Parker Cox
Those hands are made of to hug around you when you're hard and rough frontfuggin her.
Michael Myers
>muh downforce just drive fast
Hudson Allen
I forgot to mention the best part. As soon as RIC joins ferrari he starts stomping vettel by .5s weekly in qualifying. Ferrari gets their act together and starts winning a bunch while LEC struggles at RBR and gets exposed by max, much like gasly now
Angel Butler
t. Ferrari engineer
Josiah Mitchell
>believing Italian media
wew
Dominic Williams
>Ch-charles is really happy and his dream hasn't become a nightmare
Easton Ward
>believing anybody >even yourself
Jack Price
he was on the 900 IQ two safetycars strategy
Luis Myers
>As soon as RIC joins ferrari he starts stomping vettel by .5s weekly in qualifying. I doubt it would be that much but I think Dan could give him a run for his money. >Ferrari gets their act together and starts winning a bunch Oh come on now, that'd take a miracle. >LEC struggles at RBR and gets exposed by max, much like gasly This would 100% happen.
Caleb Bennett
>I am annoyed how things have gone at the moment I will tear up my contract to 2022 and go to a midfield team
HAM is too much of a drama queen and requires too much maintenance. Ferrari are too incompetant and make too many fuck ups. They'd not last a season if things don't go to plan. It'd make Prost in 1991 look tame.
Kayden Johnson
>Implying his radio rants wouldn't whip the incompetent pastas into competence
Noah Allen
They wouldn't treat him like gods gift like he has been treated his entire f1 career so he wouldn't last 3 races.
I call bullshit, why would Magnussen want Hulk to lick his balls if he had none?
Noah Flores
hulkenberg
Jeremiah Hill
Tbf only kmag and verstappen have any balls left on this grid
Jaxson Lopez
Would love to see this just for the fallout it'd create. Be interesting to see what he'd do with current gen Ferrari but no doubt it wouldn't be boring
He's just a fucking idiot then. He could have won a future WDC. Now he will never win anything.
Not to mention that success brings £, of course. Not just in winnings but sponsorship.
Mercedes is a better status symbol, especially when they're winning.
Also racism outside of Yea Forums is a bannable offence.
Anthony Cruz
Nah Mercedes and uniornically BMW's are bigger status symbols in that culture, and then once you go past affordable targets its Bentley. Ferrari is a crusty white man car
I don't know if I'd be thrilled or disappointed to find out she gets her tits out. On the one hand I'd love to see them, on the other hand it'd take something away from her. I know that sounds a little gay but at least I'm not as much a faggot as Post #113.
Nicholas Campbell
A fucking monkey could win in the Mercedes. It's hardly a surprise that even when their drivers fuck up or expose each other they still win. Both drivers are exposed for the carbabby hacks they are.
Benjamin Ramirez
Someone from /f1/ has to be a "talent scout" at playboy, first Carrie for Playboy Germany and now Vivien for Playboy Hungary lol
Alexander Jenkins
Best way to remain unexposed
Julian Butler
Love this
Charles Ortiz
>driving a car >sport lol
Joseph Martin
On the one hand, it would be great. On the other, She's someone "important" and not a modeling slut so it's not going to happen. Nice to dream though
>not just pulling over the line backing up and going over the line again x how ever many laps you are meant to do
Thomas Evans
that's why we need to bring back AVUS, not why we need to butcher (further) Paul Ricard I'm assuming going the wrong way over the line undoes your progress, so you at least have to go around the pit lane to make a lap count. Otherwise you just line up on the grid backwards and just use the pit lane to make your lap.
Nicholas Ortiz
>I'm assuming going the wrong way over the line undoes your progress that's a race rule
Shit I nerd sniped myself. I'm now trying to figure out the smallest number of laps without using a piece track in a way that is not on an official layout to do every corner variation.
Logan Sullivan
Paul Ricard should be a race driven drunk
Charles Morales
Seethe
Justin Baker
Business idea: the water the driver can drink is replaced by alcohol. The further up the field you qualify, the more vodka is in the mix
Ayden Martin
You can do every corner variation in 5 laps.
The first lap you end up doing circles around the first sector doing almost every variation of the first corner.
-Last Ferrari World Driver Champion -Last Ferrari World Constructor Champion -Last Ferrari race winner -Last one to win in a car that isn't a Red Bull, Mercedes or Ferrari -Last super wide driver -Raped and still loved by everyone
>How can the rest of the grid even compete? They can't
Wyatt Thompson
lando's doing the indy500
Bentley Watson
By going faster
Joseph Powell
can't
Anthony Torres
There is no sure way of proving this. Maybe the drivers are really good and the team is helping them maximize every ounce of performance out of the car. Maybe your vstappen's and spintel's are just not good.
Adrian Howard
>There is no sure way of proving this.
But it's been proved 4 times in the last 5 years?
Nathaniel Morris
>believing this
Mason Jones
>believing any media
Oh, my bongness
Jackson Jackson
This weekend is Paul Ricard (without cucked chicane) 1000km
William Lewis
Good, why don't you go one further and kill yourself.
Parker Stewart
Will it be on the youtube?
Carson Parker
Spotted an /f1/ poster drowning himself in the fountain during last night's gold medal celebration.
>I think it's not a secret, by now, after six races that these tyres this year seem a bit more critical to get exactly into that window Fucking Pilelli and custom made Mercedes product line of 2019 motorsport.com/f1/news/vettel-ferrari-not-bad-looks/4397148/
Britbongs avoided being relegated from top level hockey by beating Frenchies. The match was like Waterloo
Luis Gray
Alonso talking to Zak
Liam Walker
kek didn't even make the news
Zachary Morgan
>yfw Renault start using Ferrari engines
Easton Richardson
>yfw Ferrari start using Renault engines
Dominic Mitchell
Not here either
Dominic Hughes
Finland is based Canada is cringe
Our hockey culture will die soon. Also, fuck cripples, and fuck our racing Jew.
Ryder Bailey
Ferrari isn't part of FCA anymore
Anthony James
Thats a shame, your boys earned the win and thoroughly BTFO the Frogs. Must have happened on a riveting news day for that feel good story get preempted. Or do Brits get upset when non football sports get mentioned, like they do on Yea Forums?
Cooper Torres
Its just a niche sport here I guess, don't even know if any channels carry NHL anymore
Kayden Torres
They don't you have to pay for it online directly or from some shitty internet tv channel, best to torrent it.
Jace Kelly
>tfw we have a Fédération Française de la Lose FB page with daily updates They are big fans of Fat John
nice 1337 get. I honestly would have trouble not calling him a Nazi if I said his name aloud too. Fortunately I only ever talk about F1 via my keyboard.
Caleb Ortiz
Really nice I like it, I don’t know the story though never saw that film.
Renault were on for a 6th and 8th once Norris caught up to Daniel after a shocking strategy from renault. Both cars proceded to implode 3 laps from the end, something like that.
>mum always gets annoyed when dad and I call Hamilton a neekeri I should visit them on more race weekends. Although my dad hardly watches this shit sport anymore...
fucking Nico Rosberg won a WDC in a Mercedes. 'nuff said. he was never ever considered a Champion-tier driver for his entire career
Carson Gomez
They ran out of excuses why Hulk is still podiumless, why are you expecting an argument against you boy Baha? Ricciardo may have destroyed his career but at least he had a promising career to begin with Hulk will be remembered as the man who never touched an F1 podium in his life while Ricci will be remembered as a prospect that made dumb team decisions ala Alesi
Jaxson Thomas
why wasn't hamilton penalized for cutting off amd amx????
William Thomas
Same thing happened in 2016 with Ricciardo, except then it was even more blatant, including drifting to the wall. He simply does not make mistakes t. FIA.
Angel Ramirez
Because he didn't do anything wrong. Hamilton was just doing his regular racing line and did not expected Max to divebomb so desperately and late. If you not side by side before braking zone and trying to divebomb then you are 100% at fault if any incidents occur. The real question is why wasn't Verstappen penalized and the answer is because everyone came out unscathed and kept their positions.
Nolan Rodriguez
Business idea: destroy Formula 1, FIA and Liberty media with all drivers and employees. FKino is now official top tier racing with memes and F1 wags (I don't really care but we need waglad to stick around).
P.S. Had a dream last night that he was doxxed. There was a blurry picture of him looking roughly like Elfyn Evans.
Joshua Rivera
I fucking wish.
Cooper Nguyen
>Verstappen tries to race >Hamilton does the modern cut-and-force-people-off-track defence >PENALIZE VERSTAPPEN!!!
Dominic Adams
F1 would be ok if Liberty would straongarm a ban on all telemetry, Friday testing (or replaced testing with another full distance race), and also ban dedicated nasa-tier race control rooms inside team factories.
oh and make X2010 with a V8TH (if the teams still want to masturbate over MGUH AND -K of course) the base concept
Josiah Rodriguez
Business idea: 3d printed electric cow racing Fontetrra can print the cows Also, the drivers have guns with rubber bullets to make it interesting Bull fighting, TO THE EXTREME, but with cows instead of gulls and guns instead of swords We could use zebras as safety cars. Enough horse tracks in NZ. I dont know we dont just pave them all and race cars on em, maybe cuz it scares the horses. Guns dont seem to scare them.
Colton Brown
To add difficulty: >same amount of tyre sets as now >have to manage three FPs, two qualis and two full distance races with them >absolutely no tyre warming blankets allowed
Joseph Kelly
One of the best track on the calendar. Fast and simple. Discuss.
So is this general pretty much barren except during race weekends?
Ayden Thomas
Fuck turn 6 desu Ultra late braking pit entry is kino tho
Elijah Ramirez
Not Tilke'd enough, UNSAFE!
Carson Barnes
I'm still hungover from Sunday
Wyatt Nelson
I hate it. Half the corners are a very similar 90 degree corner into opening 90 degree exit (6&7, 8&9, 13&14, in particular the 6-7-8-9 complex which is basically the same thing twice but the other way and faster on 8&9). It's very very similar to Melbourne but with a longer straight. It has a popular history of meme races not because of its design as a track but because of outside circumstances such as location and shitty tires. The modern, wide, aero-sensitive cars can neither follow nor pass here. The best overtaking corner (the hairpin) is now too close to fast corners that fuck up following cars, and so the only remaining place to get close enough to try something is into turn 1 with two DRS zones preceding it.
Who knows, maybe with the better DRS we'll get a chance into 13, but the lack of one before the hairpin really fucks it over. There should honestly be 4 DRS zones in Montreal.
Dylan Bailey
Idk, is really nothing special. Some meme races tho
Ryan Murphy
absolute shit
Luke Bell
it's gonna be another hamilton complains about tyres for 60 laps even though pilelli made the thin tread specifically to mercedes' orders episode
Levi Perez
I'm convinced Hamilton knows his tyres are completely okay but chooses to complain and lie about them on live radio because then he can go to post race press conference and say his victory is a superhuman feat that was granted to him by the grace of God and his idol Gimi
Daniel Sanders
That would make sense. He very obviously starts bitching about tires well before anyone else does.
Brody Reyes
It's a bluff you dumbass. If pace not going down then there is nothing wrong with anything.
Alexander Foster
Seb and Valteri seem to get along pretty well. It's funny seeing Seb, Bottas and Kimi always standing together on the truck parade while Lewis alone like an autist lel
Julian Gomez
I wonder if Hamilton will suffer a mental breakdown if he doesn't get invited to Kimi's 40th birthday party
Henry Bennett
apparently ALO is in Arabia preparing for Dakkar ????
I think Nico is still in his head and so now Hamilton will question anything his team does as a conspiracy against him
Joseph Reyes
Pirellis targets are complete lies, especially on a track like Monaco, they should make tyres that 1 lap after their target life disintegrate
Jonathan Evans
Remove it from the calendar or make cars 50% smaller
Bentley Wilson
Honestly, considering his 8 years away, he's doing a decent job. Especially as he's up against an exceptionally quick driver. It looks like he's struggling a bit with the tyres in race trim. Still, he was very good at Monaco in the race until Giovinazzi spaghetti'd. If not for that, he likely would have finished ahead of Russell on merit.
Business idea: the teams make their own tyre specs and go to whatever supplier they want.
Gabriel Ward
Carrie is for fugging not for killing.
Adam Ortiz
I wonder if it's possible for them to loosen up turn 8 to turn 8 & 9 into really fast kinks and have them at full pelt for longer into the hairpin.
Of course. Even 'Bono' saw straight through his bullshit.
Samuel Ortiz
Sacrifice a world champion to summon Tilke from depths of hell, bulldoze everything and enjoy a soulless races at soulless Tilkedrome.
Jayden King
Good idea
Anthony Martinez
Apr 16, 2019, 4:13 PM >Formula 1 is not heading for a season of utter dominance by Mercedes, reckons the sport’s managing director Ross Brawn
Brody Walker
he would know utter dominance wouldn't he.
Jace Allen
Imagine if he got in charge of Williams, just for a season
Jaxon Turner
that williams is a pos car, so many corrections, fuck claire, fucking cunt
Levi Mitchell
so he will have the bollocks to nerf them mid season?
Connor Stewart
>1. Monaco GP 17.3. >2. France GP 24.3. >3. Spain GP 31.3. >4. British GP 7.4. >5. Belgium GP 14.4. >6. Germany GP 21.4. >7. Austria GP 28.4. >8. Italy GP 5.5. >9 Hungary GP 12.5. TWO WEEKS INTERVAL >10. Russia GP 26.5. >11. Azerbaidzan GP 2.6.. TWO WEEKS INTERVAL >12. Australia GP 16.6. >13. Singapore GP 23.6. >14. China GP 30.6. >15. Japan GP 7.7. SUMMER BREAK >16. Canada GP 11.8. >17. USA GP 18.8. >18. Mexico GP 25.8. >19. Brazil GP 1.9. TWO WEEKS INTERVAL >20. Bahrain GP 15.9. >21. Abu Dhabi GP 22.9. END OF SEASON
How would you rate this season calendar? My own assburger's note: the GP's in Middle-East are the end because Abu Dab pays premium for the last race of the season, otherwise the order would be Russia-Azerbaidzan-Bahrain-Abu Dhabi.
Gabriel Hall
>lip gloss I see the playboy makeup artists taught her something.
dread to think her reaction if she turned around to see it was me that had pulled her hair
Blake Fisher
Better season (Using this year for dates): >Monaco GP May 26 >Belgian GP (Spa) June 16 >British GP (Silverstone) June 30 >Dutch GP (Zandvoort) 14 July >German GP (Nordschleife) 28 July >Italian GP (Monza) 18 August >Japanese GP (Suzuka) 1 September >US GP (Watkins Glen) 15 September >Brazil GP (Interlagos) 29 September
Easton Barnes
Forgot to mention that we can go back to Austria if the Zandvoort changes are shit
Carter Miller
Imagine if she had a pouty strop because you were teasing her for being so smol and she turned around so quickly that she smacks you in the face with her ponytail.
Jaxson Myers
Imagine cutting it off and making it into one of those tail buttplug things you see on the Yea Forums, and making her wear it.
>sits right on safety car(rie)'s bumper >occasionally gives her a little tap
Joshua James
business idea: max just cut chicane near swimming pool to get in front of Hamilton with 20 laps to go, then builds up a 15 second + gap winning the race
Bentley Mitchell
And then they changed the rules
Camden Roberts
To what?
Isaac Taylor
To F1
Asher Wood
?
Matthew White
>max just cut chicane near swimming pool to get in front of Hamilton with 20 laps to go, then makes him go around the outside of tabac to retake the position where he crashes fixed
Sebastian Powell
*hangs back safety car(rie)* *leaves space* *accelerates suddenly to a love tap*
Oliver Powell
>"s-sorry safety car(rie) for the bum taps" >"yes, I will absolute come to see you in the stewards room where you can give me my punishment"
Mason Garcia
>tfw you’ll never impale your skull on Carrie safety car’s exhaust pipe
somewhat bold claim: not a single drop of rain will fall during any of the races this year furthermore not a single drop of champagne will fall from the bottle of a ferrari pilot who just won a race.
Andrew Evans
>grosjean
plz do it
Liam Hernandez
Yikes, sounds like Joe needs some help on his forum.
Could KINO lineup be achieved with Max and Le Clerc BUT at Ferrari instead of faggot Italian media claims of red bull, now that would be nice.
Jace Collins
He's not slaving for Renault, all that bullshit with fines and law suits is nothing if he loses seat at Ferrari.
Jose Baker
do f1 drivers shit in diapers during long training sessions and races?
Jordan Ross
Ferrari are dead grandpa
Bentley Hill
less dead than red bull
Aaron Rogers
they are all skellies who need no food.
Gavin Butler
i wouldn't be keking. i said the same before season started or even last year and i stick to it. if vetlel can't challenge for wins or championships and if he sees what's coming with leclerc, who i believe is faster than him but lacks consistency and experience, then he sure as hell won't put himself in a position to be completely humiliated
David Baker
They all shit before the race with the exception of Ferrari, who shit on themselves.
Hudson Hughes
Ferrari could just retire him like they did MSC, but doubt they have the bollocks.
Ian Brown
I fully expect Rubens Barrichello so start announcing that he is still available.
Dominic Bailey
Can Massa still fit in an F1 car?
Bentley Hill
Dubs for a VET/HAM swap
Luke Clark
I hope not, a man can only retire so many times before it becomes awkward.
Nathaniel Bailey
business idea, I get to decide who drives for which team, and I am allowed to do so for the next 3 season
Brandon Garcia
business idea, each team now only has one car and one main driver. No Teammates, no teammate drama. Plus you can stock up on teams.
>So did De Vries or Hubert win, im confused >Where's Top 5 formula 1 moments at monaco? Oh wait they don't have much that happened in the race >Is Calderón really going to stay in f2? >Love the F2 content, maybe change your channel name to something new other than Formula 1? >Oh, is this a f2 channel? >Mick Schumacher and Luca Ghiotto don,t know how to deal with a woman 0:23 and 1:30 >Leclerc of the day: Mick Schumacher >Million times more exciting than F1 every race. I think F2 highlights should be prioritized and F1 highlights should be posted days after the race, people caring less and less about that snoozefest every race. >It will be interesting if you make the engine and gearbox of Formula 2 multi-make.
>. The season seems to be getting away from the Maranello team, but it’s not the time to give up and it must learn from its mistakes if it wants to move forward.” Is Brawn fucking stupid? Season was over for Ferrari after Australia. racefans.net/2019/05/28/leclerc-went-too-far-in-monaco-gp-comeback-bid-brawn/
Nicholas Scott
>Formula Eno >bits of cars cut up and driving round and round the same circuit all year
Blake Clark
Lelclerc is trash
Cameron Bailey
Good post
Sebastian Sanchez
no, it can't be, he was supposed to save us all
Dominic Martinez
how come he is the only driver who is an absolute unit?
Gasly wasn't this bad in TR wtf happened to him? Is Max just massively outperforming the car?
Cooper Sanders
turns out amx is very good.
don't think kvyat would do much better in RB than gastly desu.
Jace Wilson
Yea thats the impression I'm getting, Max being the next new WDC might actually not be a meme now.
Justin Evans
the same thing that happens to every second driver of a team that puts every resource they have in their number one driver only
Kevin Roberts
Max is driving a better car than Gasly?
Justin Kelly
he's a clear #2 even the car is #2
Angel Allen
it turns out that incredible talent who got promoted to f1 after only 1 year of racing in single seaters at the age of 17 is better than a driver who couldn't win a single race for 3 years in junior formulae. shocking, i know
Connor Lopez
In what way is the car a number 2?
Levi Morales
The Aryton Sennas of each decade: 80s >Piquet 90s >Schumacher 00s >Alonso 10s >Hamilton 20s >Verstappen
Carson Brooks
ahh, my apologies, it's actually #10
Levi Foster
How?
Easton Murphy
it says 10
Thomas Morris
So Max's car is worse?
Grayson Diaz
IQ is low today lads.
kek
Asher Long
>Ayrton Senna isn't the Ayrton Senna of his own decade
nice
Gabriel Long
yeah bro he's goat
Dominic Jenkins
Senna is overrated CONFIRMED
Jace Rodriguez
...
Zachary Brooks
I don't know what you're talking baout, that was a very poo-d post.
vivienkeszthelyi.com/ >The youngest female racing driver in the world What the fuck did she mean by this and why are women such liars?
Dylan Perry
Well she was only 13 when she started racing cars.
Brody Collins
>Unlike many other drivers, Keszthelyi didn’t train from early childhood, had never taken part in races nor did she have any experience with cars in general. Basically contradicting themselves there and then
Dylan Gomez
Business idea: Make GTE/LM the top class of Blancpain
Aaron Martinez
From what I understand she just never did any racing including karting till she was 13.
