Aston Villa vs Derby - Championship Play-Off Final

ASTON VILLA TEAM NEWS

Starting XI: Steer, Taylor, Tuanzebe, Elmohamady, Mings, McGinn, Grealish, Hourihane, Abraham, Adomah, El Ghazi.

Subs: Kalinic, Whelan, Jedinak, Lansbury, Kodjia, Hause, Green

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Starting XI: Roos, Bogle, Keogh, Tomori, Cole, Mount, Johnson, Wilson, Huddlestone, Lawrence, Bennett

Subs: Carson, Waghorn, Jozefoon, Marriot, Evans, McDonald, Knight

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Bogle is a proper brexit name

>have to have 2 youngsters on the bench in the biggest match
State of us

anyone got a stream? soccercity isnt working for me

winner gets to enjoy a season of very few points

Top full back at 18 though

>Ashley Cole playing at Wembley again

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Tin pot clubs. Leeds would fill the whole of Wembley

But we will never find out, would we

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442 diamond or 433?

and being all the top 10 teams' worst home games of the season

Might be a 4-2-3-1 desu

post the stream for the lads

This is gonna be so boring without Leeds

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stop crying

All of redit is gone.

kino outdoor box

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its gonna be the best championship playoff of the decade

villa 4 - 6 derby

huddlestone's presence confirms it

I'm ashamed of coming from Birmingham

said it before say it again kell roos is liability

Derby has to be the most pathetic club in existence

villa as a club have been forever destroyed in my eyes because of the absolutely dour football they used to play under lambert
I think every neutral wants based frank to have a go at solving the premiership

yeh i agree

but if frank is going to leave to go to chelsea id rather villa went up

he's obviously not
they will go for allegri

How has Mount actually been this season when not injured? I barely watch the Championship and it's hard to gauge Chelsea fans opinions on him because they overrate every youth player.

sarri lasted a year
chelsea are banned for signing players for 2 windows
doubt he would want it

When will Chelsea stop tormenting Italian managers?

>but if frank is going to leave to go to chelsea
Definitely not for atleast another couple years

2 windows is nothing and they have enough youth stockpiled to get by
money dictates everything in football so if they offer him enough he wont say no

also are they really going to go with three italians in a row

Just cycled home from work and it started raining as soon as I got in. Kettle on. Might have a fry. Comfy time. Gwan Villa

what's the ceiling on my man Tammy Abraham?

He's good, still not ready for Chelsea. Perfect scenario for him and Tomori is if Derby get promoted so Chelsea can extend their loans there for another year and they get premier league experience

supporting villa in this one

more of a top flight kind of club and graelish is too good a player to be languishing in the championship

Good

has Sarri actually gone?

for me it's derby imo

southampton

Where has Leroy Rosenior gone?

This is it

Are Carling trying to appeal to the gay community now?

vipleague.bz/aston-villa-vs-derby-county-streaming-link-2

he's going to juve after wednesday

My mum fancies Frank Lampard

state of this carling add

liverpool bench

did somebody say just eat?

Honestly, that Leeds vs Derby second leg as the best game of the season in any competition in my opinion.

yes

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What an awful advert. Think, people get paid very handsome sums to come up with crap like that. The advertising industry is full of frauds.

Who genuinely drinks that shite?

Where might one be able to stream this delightful event?

Agreed, fuck the PL

Play off semis feel like a fucking lifetime ago

benders

serial chokers derby

It was good but not as good as at least 3 CL games

can frank solve the playoffs?

Adomah will be in Ashley Cole's pocket

Championship, unfortunately he's the same as Dwight Gayle great in the championship when you can take 2 touches in the box but useless in the prem when you cant. Hopefully im wrong

Yer dad and his mates that sit in a flat roof pub from 9am

It's been a pretty kino season across the board to be honest.

both teams fully sold out (even villa fans that have attended 3 games couldn't get one)
any empty seats are corporate scum

mental how derby are basically chelsea b innit

Just went for pint with my brother (villa fan) in harrow, successfully sang shit on the villa on a tube full of villa fans. God I hope they lose.

t. Bluenose

come home white man

Its not a bad strategy

no you didn't you fucking fairy

It's been absolutely mental. Even off the field stuff like helicopters and planes crashing

>Just went for pint with my brother (villa fan) in harrow

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>jack grealish

he's fucking shite, fuck off.

everyone sleeps on mcginn

he will be, to spurs

put a cheeky bank holiday fiver on 4-2 derby

And people claim Brexit divides families. They have no fucking idea.

can we just accept the fact that both of these teams are shit and don't deserve to be in the PL

Frank looks depressed

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how would a lampard/terry management duo do for chelsea?

Hello Customer

>two English teams in Championship Final yet again

Why do Eurocucks constantly get btfo by this competition?

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most families support the same team though, if you and your brother support different then you're from a broken home

youtube.com/watch?v=8x2AFPXfrBs
Wholesome kek

are Villa a paki team given they're from a paki city?

I support a team in the championship and these two play dire football
there are teams lower in the division with less money who play much better football than these two

that night on Yea Forums was hilarious

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Then you will be glad to be rid of one of them then ya melt

One for the annuls for sure.

nah blues are the paki team

Cringe

>I support a team in the championship and these two play dire football
have you watched a villa game since Bruce left you mong

>Bear Grylls

wut

Obviously I wouldn't do it if I didn't have a group of villa fans around me that know me. Good fun either way though
Our dad's a rugby/motorsport fan, doesn't give care about football if it's not England.

>bear grylls

I'm sorry, what?

>bear grylls

sorry?

>Bear Grylls

>bare grills

Fucking Bear Grylls

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kek

peng them

based

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saw bear grills irl once

dont care who wins

how the fuck are english cars so cheap? Dacia from 7k pounds?

efl celeb sighting
i once saw danny gabidon at a service station on the outskirts of cardiff

thanks, t hanks

Dacia's a budget brand. But also being in europe helps.

is this what British girls look like?

dacia is romanian

Evil EU market.

yeah me too hes a manlet

Those boobs are ridiculous. Jesus, I've wasted my life.

>Possible related search: festival sluts knockers

Have you ordered your half time Dominos™ yet de lads?

Dacia is made by gypos using scrap metal

id rather the houses were cheap like they are in america than cars

Frank looks like he's coming back from a night out with the lads

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170
M I L L I O N

No as I'm not a millionaire

only 170m? couldn't even buy neymar with that petty amount

Lets av a good game and make MIDDUL proud

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Never watched a championship playoff, what standard of football should I expect - 17th vs 18th in PL level?

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Sticky when?

Championship playoffs are usually nervy as fuck because of how much money is on the line. Hopefully someone scores early.

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holy kek

American building regulations are shit though. That's why they all get wrecked when there's a hurricane.

Houses are cheap outside of cities. Same as America

my honda was made by spics in the desert and it still cost me 16k. same size, same transmission, etc. Maybe we should import some of those gyppos.

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God save her

how come the slags are always better in championship threads

Post slags before the game starts

skybet man shaking the kids hands as if hes prince william fucking mong

The occasion ramps it up x100.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>Mismatched nail colours
Disappointing

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN

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The posters are actually British.

what's the point doing the national anthem when most of the players aren't english

do it for him

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Communist brit degenerates

laura wrights wardrobe gets worse and worse

looking like a mexican goalkeeper from the 1994 world cup

Just like everything else you're paying for a brand name. Honda has a reputation. Dacia is Walmart tier

post the stream lads

looks like he's on the lager

It's a bloody shambles

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you just know

>Ashley Cole is still playing

Lmao what

here we go woo

ere we go

trust me looks like hes had abit too much sun aswell obvs been in the beer garden from early this morning

why does lawrence look like a mong?

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Come on Derby, fuck the Hole Tenders.

She looks like she shags her dad's mates

gypo

for me its derby

CAM ON DARBY

fuck Villa

why is wilson wearing lipstick

only SD quality though

5674d075ab4fe8c78aebbf7d3226040ee55baebc

>welsh

seems obvious to me

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Piss off, you fat cunt

>Spelt Derby
>Pronounced Darby

Bunch of nonces, cmon Villa

Worse, Scottish. But genuinely beautiful under all the slap.

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why are there so many chelsea youngsters
should be banned

>important abraham tries to rough up tomouri

are you joking, that streak of weak piss tammy abraham

his initials are where derby will be playing next season

I'd let her blow me bagpipes

>excited that villa has a decent chance this year to go up
>remember how awful the team will be when tammy leaves
back to suffering

based chant

My dream is to fuck British slag

missed the ball kek

E E EFL
E E EFL
E E EFL

For me, it's durr-bye

>Her first breath took mine away
>Leona Josephine Philp
>Baby Philp Number 2 due August 2019

>oi we voted brexit you cunt

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Villa choking vs Derby being generally a bit shit

My dream is to fuck Polish slag

not a particularly unattainable dream is it

Leeds would booty blast both these teams

absolutely beautiful first touch from grealish

you have better odds of being a british slag than fucking one, polack

she will be a right slaggy milf one day

Time to come over Sczinkewisz, find yourself in a nice council estate and I'm sure you can fulfill your dream

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It's another >Roos episode

youtu.be/A8zWWp0akUU

>Grealish

Why do they keep showing this one negro?

>Grealish

roos looks shook

>>>>>>>>grealish

>For Realish

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Any AceStream links, anyone?

We can switch

yes m8

anyone got a stream that isn't total shit?

google footybite

learn to google "soccer streams reddit"

No way derby are going up now lmao

They keep slipping over a lot

Is gerrard behind this?

nonce

sportnews.to/events/2019/championship-final-derby-county-vs-aston-villa-s1/

Yeah mines quite good

Grealish looks like a twat

If Mason was 7ft tall he would be Mason Mountain

Supporting Derby in this one
I like Lampard, great player and intelligent guy/pundit
Never minded Villa but once they went down to the Champ their fans have become entitled and they are some of the cringiest I have since
Also fuck Grealish

Yeah, on my tv on based IPTV.

oh gee thanks, I didn't think of that. you fucking moron of course I've looked up streams, I mean one that isn't shit

I'm gettin the word...

...Nonce

>Come to Besiktas

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yeh this one is pretty good

is the poster that sucked grealish off at a festival here?

He is a twat

IMPERIOUS

well maybe you should think harder because literally the first stream in the reddit thread is 1080p with 0 lag

again, think harder

based el ghazi

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...

Anyone else agree the wembley nets are too deep?

Need to be about 1m deep max.

hi

i dont get it

I'm not sure who I want back into the PL out of these two. Anybody give me a quick run down on who would be the best? Would either result get Lampard to Chelsea for luls?

your mum's fanny is too deep

can you sort me out

the one who wins would be the one who is best

derby because fuck villa

Villa are a bigger club and Birmingham should really have a team in the top flight but Fat Frank has solved football

Phwoarrrrrr

yeah where are you mate

Wtf. How is this game, the biggest of the year, on a Monday afternoon. I want to see this game, I thought it was this evening

Wtf

The West Midlands already has a big team

ALL LEEDS AREN'T WE

If Derby get promoted they will finish 20th next season

>commentator calling ashley cole too old to get forward

its a bank holiday
and if it isn't in your country, well tough titties this is the english league

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bank holiday pal

Bank holiday here mate, this game is for the English not JFs

>the biggest of the year
kek. and it's a bank holiday, whole country gets a day off

Stream user coming thru

footybite.com/football/aston-villa-vs-derby-county-live-stream/

Fairly certain it's always been an afternoon game

>being this much of a non-country

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We've all got the day off m8

More slags now

It's a Bank Holiday in the UK, so only emergency services and hospital staff people are at work.

Bank holiday but it's still stupid

FUCK ALL NIGGERS FUCK ALL VILLAS LAMPARD HAS SOLVED HIS WHOLE THING DONT TRY TO DENT HIM FUCK YOU>

Villa would be the better team to watch. Derby are shite

why

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yes yes, just like fulham would finish midtable

Don't forget supermarket shelf fill specialists.

Big Ben gives the country the day off for the footy mate, all the bobbies are watching too top day for some crime

i don't watch championship

who do i root for?

>steer
>kalinic
>>>nyland
How have Villa spent 8m on goalkeepers this season only to end up with this shit?

>in the half-spaces

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Yesterday's game was kino as fuck desu

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and bookies

Frank Lampard

Because Villa aren't hateable enough without him.

Leeds

The only morons who thought that were Fulham fans and people who didn't watch them

>ashley cole
wew lad

villa

which team

you root for the sport of football

Willy

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Derby

le wise after the fact face

Not true. I think most thought they'd do better than Cardiff or Villa if they went up. They were the best team in the chump for the second half of the season.

my dad and 2 brothers are all at wembley right now while I'm at watching at home

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W-why didnt you go

probably the one thing where Yea Forums is inferior to le reddit, you get all these self-proclaimed know it alls who claim to have known something was obviously going to happen (but never offer any proof that they said it)

why is this game at 4 pm on a monday? is everybody unemployed in england?

Just a Cardiff fan who was sick of hearing about how they were better than us when they choked automatic promotion and absolutely shat up the Premiership

Why didn't you go?

wahey billy no mates

Championship playoff game and there’s frank lampard, John terry, Ashley Cole and Tom Huddleston involved lmao

Frank Lampard WILL solve all football.

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couldn't get a ticket because I'd only been to two games

Why didnt you go?

It's a public holiday here.

Who /livesinDerby/ here?

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Damn that sucks, sounds like good father son bonding time

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...

3 PM is just when football matches are meant to be.
Realistically if you support either of these clubs and you haven't somehow got the day off, you're a plastic anyway.

*gets btfo in the European elections in your path*

state

see

>ywn live on Lara Croft Street

Why are villa sponsored by two different gambling companies

>wanting to live next to the Islamic Centre

my dad and brothers didn't go together, they're all with their own mates

Is that Ribena?

grey area
ur not allowed two on a shirt

Lampard about to burst out of his shirt as usual.

They were 17th with 20 points after 17 games played, 14 points behind Cardiff. But yeah mate they choked it, especially when they got promoted anyway

desperate for money after they tanked ffp

sorry ur not allowed 3 on a shirt forgot about skybet

grealish is always fucking whining

blatant yellow card you twat

Muh beautiful football doesn't equate to staying up unless you're actually good at it like Wolves and Fulham had a crap defence.

god the quality drop from pl to championship is so fucking noticeable

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Lads i know this isnt footy related but i need help. A few weeks ago i jokingly asked a girl out who is super hot and she actually said yes. Shes now my girlfriend but she is a 10/10 chad seeker and im a bit of a sperg unit. She keeps telling me how much she likes me but im always worried shes going to leave me soon what the FUCK do i do? I never wanted this i just wanted a 7/10

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I just want to be able to say I've been in Lara Croft's back alley

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hi who is this

Would love to shag an escort like this

racist till i die
im racist till i die
i know i am im sure i am
im racist till i die

just before christmas they were 18 points behind cardiff

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Mia Khalifa you fucking n00b

Just stay confident. Don't get insecure about random shit and make her doubt the relationship. The moment she realizes you're a pussy she leaves

I got a text MAY52019 to get 50% off when you spend 20 quid

>red knees
kek

Pro bet here: bet on no goals in regular time

>They were 17th with 20 points after 17 games played, 14 points behind Cardiff

So they weren't actually that good across the season and had a Reading level run of form that got them up. Right.

Just bee yourself.

the football wasn't the issue, it was their recruitment.

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who will be playing up top for chelsea next season? have they got anyone apart from tammy?

>this much slippy

Morata

hiding your power level isn't fun

Bring back Brian Little

>tammy finally gets a touch
>best chance in 33 minutes by a mile
wow, what a twist!

tell her to FUCK off

i just looked into this.
22 games in they were 18 points beind cardiff. they were only ever in the automatic spots at one point in the season and that was when cardiff had a game in hand. how did they choke?

this game sucks post more slags

el gazi looking for contact

Yeah this is absolutely dire

fuck her in the ass raw

lel

all playoff finals are nervy and boring you plastic yank freak

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2 poor teams.

Norwich were the only genuinely quality side in the Championship this year. Perhaps Swansea also once they got their act together.

>just used up all my mobile data watching a stream on my 5 inch phone screen because it's faster than my "high speed" wifi
FUCK VIRGIN MEDIA AND FUCK RICHARD BRANSON

>string

Unlike tap-in and penalty merchant Tammy Abraham to look out of his depth when playing against an above average Championship defence

>Grealish
diving bottle job

You have to get to the finals first mate.

>grealish trying to play hero yet again
villa need to ship him off asap

Lads, is nofap legit or not?

I'm quite ugly and I feel as if not jerking my cock isn't going to make up for that

Al-Habsi in Nets

are we in store for a refereeing mistake goal

that what i think it

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ruined the image for me, thanks

Or away from Villa park.

How many away goals this year? Not many.

I took your post seriously until you mentioned Swansea

>one of these teams is going to be in the PL

lads, got a girl into my bed yesterday, but I couldn't get it up. what gives?
also, when will frank expose football?

>he has a data cap

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broscience with no basis in reality

More than likely yes, that is a tail

Dont act like yourself. Practice another personality in the mirror when you get time every day.

>the virgin media

>having a data cap
>current year

>data cuck
Absolute state of spee

5 away from home
9 penalties

So it's safe to say that all the promoted teams will be in the relegation battle next season

>Who are Wolves

Sheffield United played some very interesting stuff. No idea where this idea that they are hoofball merchants comes from.

Jesus imagine the stank

Switching from Sky to Virgin later on next week

Live in the South East

Well I did only say perhaps. They finished 4th in the xg table and looked good from about march onwards. I'd have fancied them to go up next year had potter stayed.

It's cope.
>m-my problems must be masturbation's fault

don't recall asking for your opinion on a god damn thing

that is normally the case

Whom ready for this to end on penalties

What was he thinking about bros?

Plans without a data cap cost a fortune.

I'm literally going to cry is boring ass Aston Villa returns to the premier league.

But nothing would be worse than west brom returning. Thank God we avoided that bullet

Why do spurs want Grealish. He’s shit

Drogba looking like an international super-villain

Popping down to coop at half time, anyone want anything? x

Newcastle and Man Utd will get relegated next season. Finally no more norf east scum in the english league.

all the Chelsea legends are there

VILLA

John Terry is such a snake. Clearly plotting to take that guy's job.

Post rest

drogba looking dangerous

>Derby

VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA

noporn is legit

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>we
which premier league executive are you mate?

GOAL

VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA VILLA

>debry

HANDBALL

Pepperoni pizza

A P O L O G I Z E

TAKBIR

Newcastle are going to win the league you mug

SOTV

>The City of Derby

SHOULDER GOAL

UTV UTV UTV UTV UTV UTV UTV UTV UTV UTV

FINALLY EL GHAZI COMES THROUGH

well its gon be Aston Villa for me

Varg has never been right in his entire life.

Yes cmon villa

BROS I THOUGHT LAMPARD SOLVED FOOTBALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You'll get harder and larger erections if you masturbate infrequently but little else. It won't magically release chemicals in your brain that transform you into a chad.

My beloved UTV will be pleased

3 bottles of desperados

Villa or Derby?

Football remains unsolved

Being nervous can do that to ya.

Derby are wolves in sheep's clothing

Fremier League

He has, be patient

The transformation that Dean brought Villa is fucking surreal, to think how godawful this team was just a year ago

Brainless geordies represent.

Is it .

Marriott on for Lawrence

STOP CRYING FRANK LAMPARD

i put $50 on derby, am i fucked

>Villa score
>only foreign flags celebrate
lol

He can't solve football until he solves the Championship properly

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DEANO DEANO DEANO

>Aston Villa
>Villa
Is this team forren? Why not Aston House?

Its only half time. Please remain calm and collected.

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>abuse Cole's lackluster defense
>score
wew

That's how you can tell we're from Birmingham no one born there stays there

>state of this game

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hevvy boob's

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Is UTV still around on Yea Forums?

Did he ever admit to writing that manifesto himself?

Gamble responsibly but please gamble

is swansea promoted

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internet stopped working on 42mins
came back on as they were walking off at ht
then notice villa had scored ffs
couldnt make it up

UP THE VILLA

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These snapchat filters are getting out of hand

FAKE GOAL AKE FUCKING BILLSHIT

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NEED to nut on her boots

It is legit, ignore the naysayers. It gives you chad energy which gives you a much better chance with women. I'm probably a 6/10 myself but since nofap my confidence is sky high when talking to and meeting women, and I've been successful for the first time in my life with them. Tons of confidence in a guy makes up for lacking looks.
Also, all females look ridiculously good when you're deep into nofap.

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That goal was fucking bullshit!

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>ace attorney
based and redpilled

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They’re getting relegated to league one next season

if villa go up i'm planning a trip to fuck some slags this year

One can hope, I fucking hate Newcastle. Deluded entitled scum that hounded out Robson and constantly whine about how hard they have it

I was going nuts around the living room instead of rushing to post

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VILLA ARE FUCKIN CHEATS

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placebo

based Demi, Sutton Coldfields finest slag

>living room
>not at the game
figures

few Villa posters I know are at the game

WAIT

Ashley Cole is playing?

fuck you mate

Surreal isn't it, to think just a year ago they were in the playoff final.

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For me, it's Peter Crouch's podcast

It's not. Your baseline testosterone level rises over time. Plus it makes orgasms feel astonishingly good.

ye he's old and shit but good mates with frank so you know how it is

Any more.of her. Cracking arse

Sutton Coldfield has some good slags just shit night life like the rest of the towns here

T. Lichfield

Absolutely stellar taste

here mate

lads how do you pluck out nostril hair
shit fucking hurts

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I FUCKI NNN HATE VLLLLAAAAA

anyone on here still eat cheese on toast with tomato sauce?

Based

Going Crouchella

how villa didnt get a corner for the grealish shot

Im converting to Islam, thank you based Anwar
Allah asam lakum

Grealish seems like a right twat

Yea Forums meetup at crouchfest?

get a nose hair trimmer

Not on 3 they don't.

MAN TO MAN

I went to Lichfield for the first time for an all dayer pub crawl and it was quality tbf

he is

instagram.com/demirosemawby/

Hmm, I noticed your flag. Should you not be watching that shitty AFL Bruce?

pseudoscience. orgasms feel better but that is just because you haven't done it for a while. any perceived mental changes are placebo

Derby = whites shitville = shit

just leave it m8
its there for a reason

>arse
fucking boomer

Absolutely based

luckily I've only got one long hair

>listening to sport podcasts
>listening to a bbc podcast
>listening to a podcast with that bbc radio 1 fags sidekick on
absolute state of you lad

For a all day thing it's good, like a lot of nice pubs. But at night the creatures come out

Get it waxed breh. Doesnt hurt

fuck afl this is the biggest game in the world

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im on 3 paying 12 quid a month and have a 5/6gb cap

Patrician way to nut desu

I just use scissors

spastic

why are her eyes so far apart

>

>not listening to world football phone in with the legendinho tim vickery

faggots

That’s on Saturday m8

Don't really give a shit considering I never got anywhere with girls beforehand and now I don't even need to try. Literally, I don't need to. I get approached by girls on nights out now, something which probably never happened before in my life.
Placebo or not it works.

What podcasts are acceptable?

Big crowd here (he's a derby fan) UTV

What the fuck are you waffling on about, you daft twat?

Imagine making a decent living basically from being born with a nice body and selling "Diet Tea" to hordes of impressionable women and teens.

Imagine if we treat scientists and intellectuals the same way

Boomers made rock bands with their mates
Zoomers make podcasts

alright well done you found one exception

t. antonio derossi

na mate the most lucrative game in the world is right now breh

Got some weed lads

he led them to the fucking finals a year ago after taking over, you clearly know what i meant you sperg

gay

dear oh dear.

>I just use scissors
t. Bloke Blokeson

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Infowars

that's haram nige

really says a lot about our society...

do scientists and intellectuals have good tits and ass? no? they can fuck off then

I'm not waffling on about anything you walking stereotype

Do zoomers gamble?

DEANO DEANO

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I'm sure those creatures are tame compared to what I'm used to in brum

>the state of me

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Yeah, he led a team that made it to the playoff final the previous season to it this season. Unbelieveable transformation to be honest, I can barely believe it.

Lootboxes and Ultimate team packs

Infowars.com

Americanised freak

got some arriving in the post tomorrow

arse is the most disgusting boomer word ever uttered in the history of mankind

only on crypto

Arent all the markets fucked?

fantastic post

congrats mate, but you don't need the nofap to do that it's to do with you.

it's not a boomer word in the slightest
what do kiwis say?

empire mate

empire is working ok as far as I know, ordered some stuff off it last week fine

>9m followers
Imagine knowing that 9 million people were masturbating over your daughter.

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ass like any normal English speaking person

Facebook tier post

>things I don't like are boomer
remember when this meme was good?
*sips*

tried getting on it the past few days it never loaded past the registration page
ended up going on nightmare instead need to get me some acid for the summer

I'd be proud

Grealish is such a cunt

Kill yourself, you yank twat

it is boomer you fucking dick

that's a donkey m8

umm, some people follow hot sluts on instagram because they are genuinely interested in their lives and what they have to say. they are not just pieces of meat to jack off to they are people like you or me

Fuck all John terries.

Lads is it ok to slap my whore of a girl I've been fucking and got close to after she hacked into my facebook? She was a total slut anyways before she met me. So I treated her as such while succesfully slowly pursuing worthier girls and she liked it. But now she hacked into my fb and read all the shit I've been talking about with my future waifu. Smart girl, doesn't know I know yet, but stupid me, for not ending it sooner, /pol/ was right, cant trust a coalburner. Intended to end it anyways, future waifu is making me feel again. So, I've never slapped or hir a girl except during sex (when she likes it a lot) but should I? She's been lying all the way.

I'd be one of the 9 million desu

absolute fucking state of new zealand
you'd get glassed for saying ass around here you yank cretin

The footy's back on lads.

SEETHING

Rather sound like a yank than a 50 year old nonce

if you tell a girl she has a nice 'arse' she'll think you're a spaz but 'ass' is acceptable

Thanks

roos is shit

Would rather be glassed than be surrounded by you and your mouth breathing kind

You're a literal fucking retard

Chimp out inbound.

does every guy in the UK have a fucking undercut

Drivel

this is some proper brexit football

Please can we have a fight.

Boomer nonce fuck off

No I'm from the UK and I'm 24 with a receeding hairline

...

you are disgrace to brummies
don't come back EVER

alright mate meet you outside the Royal Oak at 8pm?

I have no intention of ever stepping foot in your 'working class' """""""""city"""""""""" ever again

Are carabao drinks any good when compared to monster or Red Bull?

Why is this so boring

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Name a good play-off final

>roos

Kek the derby keeper

Swansea Reading

i swear derby is always in promotion battle but never puts the cookie in the basket

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good cause I'll be waiting with a cricket bat to wrap it around your head

There were rumours that she was basically a high end prostitute for sheiks and rich people in dubai and stuff

Derby are shitting themselves

Lighter up the nose for less than a second. One of those kitchen lighters works best. Or a candle lighter stick like from church. Google it.

HERE WE GO